TiVo Announces DVR-SuperAdvance
mark0 writes "TiVo has announced the TiVo DVR-SuperAdvance. The PC World review says, 'Familiar TiVo interface; DVR can record not-yet-broadcast programming; potentially useful as a wagering aid,' though, '[it is] expensive; access to programming is limited; footage is displayed in standard definition only.'" Hopefully, TiVo will supply a review unit.
Let's get these stories out of the way. April 1st is the worst day of the year for Slashdot. And that's saying a lot because none of them are particularly any good.
Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
I doubt this would be so useful as a wagering aid. For one thing most sports are broadcast live and for another thing should you actually do so successfully and somebody caught you, that'd be illegal.
So far, only Gmail Autopilot has managed to impress me.
The bad news is that, due to the processing overhead of the prefetch routines, activating the 30-second-skip hack actually s l o w s d o w n the playback for 30 seconds.
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They've only got a single unit showing content 58 seconds into the future. I've watched 20 minutes into the future back in 1987 using only a VCR.
Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
So this is like .PAR2 files for television? If I have all but one episode of a television series, can I use those to recreate the missing episode? That would be awesome!
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel: Soon.
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Developers: We can use your help.
I get the impression that TiVo is fighting a losing battle. At their prime a few years ago, most cable and satellite TV providers weren't offering a comparable DVR service. Now, almost everyone offers DVR as a service, and unless TiVo has lowered the price of their devices or service, its cheaper to go through the cable company. I have Time Warner, and I find their dvr service in many ways superior to TiVo. I don't have to have an extra box that requires an IR transmitter that i have to stick on my existing cable box. Not only that, but my DVR box (and I gather most others as well) has two tuners, allowing me to record and watch to separate programs. It seems like it is something Tivo is going to have a hard time competing with.
If you fail to keep your service paid up, they have the right to go back in time and kill your parents.
Sorry, but this just sounds incredibly stupid.. a feature I (and probably 99% of people) would NEVER use on my TiVo.
I do wish they would concentrate on features that matter. Instead of worrying about 30 seconds in the future, why not plan for months or years in the future..... For example, why is it that I can't backup my programming of my TiVo HD to a USB drive? Like many customers, I have spent many, many hours customizing channels, season passes, ratings, searches, and other settings. When the hard drive fails, it will all be lost forever.
Knock on wood- my TiVo HD has never failed yet, but all my other TiVos have, over the years, because hard drives fail.
This is not to say they don't add nice features... I just streamed a movie from Netflix in HD to the TiVo HD and it was better looking than Cox Cable's HD! Neat.
...I want it to super-advance stock market tape on CNBC.
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Anybody else think that as soon as we turn on the first time traveling machine a shit-ton of people are gonna immediately show up and ask to be taken to our leader?
I want to super advance to tomorrow so I don't see any more April Fool stories.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
[badoop]
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
[badoop]
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
[badoop]
Announcer: [V.O.] With TiVo, you can play with live TV.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
[badoop]
Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
To be honest these posts are getting a bit shit now.
I have a little mini TV in the other room that is only used sometimes. Once time, I had the TV on in both rooms, and I noticed that the high-def feed had a constant six-second delay versus the standard-def feed on the mini TV.
Spaceballs got there ages ago.
Lord helmet: Have you found them yet? :No, Lord Helmet, they're still not on the scanner.
Corporal
Lord Helmet: Well, keep looking for them.
Colonel Sanders: Pardon me sir, I have an idea. Corporal, get me the video cassette of Spaceballs the Movie.
Corporal: Yes, sir.
Lord Helmet: Colonel Sanders, may I speak with you please?
Colonel Sanders: Yes, sir.
Lord Helmet: How can there be a cassette of Spaceballs the Movie? We're still in the middle of making it!
Colonel Sanders: That's true sir, but there's been a new break through in home video marketing.
Lord Helmet: There has?
Colonel Sanders: Yes, instant cassettes, they're out in stores before the movie is even finished.
Lord Helmet: Nah...
'If Christ had tweeted the sermon on the mount, it might have lasted until nightfall.' - John Perry Barlow
I thought this crap ended at noon?
Mark
Have the opportunity to download a show or a movie before it's initial release, either for a charge or for promotion. There are a number of "movie advance screenings" and "sneak previews," why not stick it in a Tivo and charge a premium or generate a buzz?
ohhh..wait..someone would upload the torrent. Bad idea.
I for one would be willing to pay a huge sum of money to record shows at an inferior quality so I can view them at my convenience, probably after the normal broadcast date.
The article states that CNBC opted out of letting TiVo advance its broadcasts.
What's to stop you pulling the hard drive out and making a backup?
No sig today...
The current run of slashdot articles is reminiscient of having a drunk wino santa puking all over you during a date on christmas.
You're seriously killing the mood. Either put some actual effort into it, or give up.
Somebody please link an article with more technical detail. I'm guessing that it involves a special circuit manufactured using Thiotimoline.
>What's to stop you pulling the hard drive out and making a backup?
Because
1) That would void the warranty
2) It is not easy
3) It requires a large drive
4) It would take forever, because it is not backing up just the settings
5) It can't be used to restore settings to another TiVo because of DRM & serial numbers
6) It requires taking the system down
I am sure there are lots of other reasons I didn't think of right now...
I want to plug in a USB key (prob 1GB or larger is enough), click a few buttons on the remote, and a few minutes later have everything that makes the TiVo my TiVo on the key (except the video, of course). Then if my TiVo fails, when it is repaired or replaced, I put in the key and say "restore from key" and wham, I am back in business!
I simply don't understand why there is still no such option!
If you turn on some of the net features, apparently some of your data is backed up. Yes, vague reference, but I've seen people on tivocommunity talk about season passes 'coming back' after replacing a broken Tivo. (You have to turn on the features because otherwise it would be a privacy violation, and people freak out about that... No need to tangent about "they already get completely anonymous info" from your Tivos.)
Anyway, the warranty is pretty darn short anyway.
You can download your *recordings* over the net and save them on another hard drive.
I live in the Mountain Time Zone, so everything broadcast on the east coast is tape-delayed one hour. So if Tivo could live-stream east-coast TV, this could actually be possible for me. It would work even better on the west coast.
But I'm guessing they won't actually do that. :(
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Ha Ha suckerZ! I was pre approved for the SuperAdvanced DiscoverCard - "the card that actually pays U late fees" and used it to pre-advance purchase the DVR-SuperAdvance HD! U foolz will still be watching the office season 12 in standard definition where you will barely even be able to see the subtle details in Steve Correls wrinkled face that make the situational humour work while I'm watching Top Model 2021 where I can make out each sulcus of Tyra Bank's petrified brain in a jar as it passes jealous judgment upon reincarnations of her own narcissism.
oh yeah, my version also gets C-SPAN superadvance channel ..BTW - vote Krador in 2016
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So it skips ahead 58 seconds. Do we all shout hooray now, or wait for a single event before we throw our money to this innovation? Seriously, that's their innovation? I can skip 3 hours ahead by watching EST shows in the PST time zone.
Something truly useful would be automatic commercial skip like the old ReplayTV's had, auto commercial muting / volume leveling (I'm talking to you Billie Mays!) or perhaps program sharing over Internet.
with built-in backlight and clamshell case?
I bet this story is hilarious... if you're five.
I hate April 1 - being in Australia I have to suffer this bullshit for TWO days instead of one.
Hah, I for one really want this feature.
1. Record the next lottery draw.
2. Watch it now
3. Buy ticket (with the winning numbers, if you must know)
4. ????????
5. Profit
I was able to download season premieres before they were broadcast.