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Microsoft Warns of Copycat Conficker Worm

nk497 writes "Microsoft is warning that malware writers have adapted a four-year-old virus to use features of Conficker to take advantage of Windows flaws. Other similarities between the adapted Neeris worm and Conficker are that it downloads a copy of the worm from the attacking machine using HTTP, spreads via autorun, and uses a driver to patch the TCP/IP layer of the system. It even saw a traffic jump around the first of April, when the Conficker hype peaked. But the Microsoft researchers suggested Conficker may have copied Neeris, or that they're copying each other: 'It is possible that these miscreants somehow collaborate or at least are aware of each other's "products."'"

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  1. Uh oh by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is could one of two ways, either the viruses will try and outdo each other by doing more and more outrageous things to the victim's computer or (and let's face it, this would be more amusing) they'll try and kill each other to get sole ownership of the PC.

    Either way, I'm glad I use Linux.

    1. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Uh oh by sopssa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The funny thing is that Conficker does actually protect against this worm. When conficker infects a system it patches the vulnaribility. It will only be open for new conficker variants, as it will see that anything coming thru it is digitally signed with a correct certificate.

    3. Re:Uh oh by auric_dude · · Score: 1

      Either way, I'm glad I use Linux.

      So am I because you can't pass it on to others.

    4. Re:Uh oh by InsertWittyNameHere · · Score: 3, Funny

      he viruses will try and outdo each other by doing more and more outrageous things to the victim's computer

      I miss the virus's of the 90's that would randomly open and close your CD tray. They should bring that back. Slightly amusing and didn't steal personal data.

    5. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Uh oh by TJamieson · · Score: 1

      Hell yes! BackOrifice ftw. I used to pop the CD drive on a friend's machine (remotely), put up a msgbox saying "Feed me bologna!". Since you could detect the drive being closed, I would just repeat as necessary.

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    7. Re:Uh oh by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Sure you can, freely and legally.

  2. autorunamuk by v1 · · Score: 1, Funny

    when will they ever get rid of that?

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    1. Re:autorunamuk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will get rid of it once software installers no longer need to reboot the computer before they can continue installation, a trick Unix has been able to do the last, oh, 30 years.

    2. Re:autorunamuk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's pretty rare on Windows to actually need to reboot for software installation. The only things you can't really do are replace or delete files that are in use, and remove / replace a driver without rebooting.

      The real secret - it hasn't really ever been necessary. Almost everything you'd want to do in an application installer could be done without rebooting even on Windows 95. Only system-level software (drivers, for example) ever really needed a reboot, and even that never really needed it on Windows NT.

      Unfortunately, many (most?) people who develop installers on Windows don't realise that rebooting is unnecessary, so they do it anyway. Idiots.

      Anyway, what does that have to do with autorun? I thought autorun was mostly because average computer users didn't know where to find the CD drive after they'd inserted a disk, and Windows didn't just copy Mac OS and stick an icon on the desktop.

    3. Re:autorunamuk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, many (most?) people who develop installers on Windows realise that rebooting is necessary to activate their backdoor/DRM/Trojan/spyware, so they do it anyway. Idiots.

      I agree.

  3. Four years? by onion2k · · Score: 0, Troll

    There are flaws that have been in Windows for four years and Microsoft haven't patched them? I can't really say I'm surprised, but to come out with warnings like this shows an incredible contempt for their customers.

    "Yeah, we know, we made rubbish software, you'd better take care now."

    Jeez.

    1. Re:Four years? by Danza · · Score: 1

      Actually, the patch was released even before conficker started appearing. The systems effected are the ones that dont update. "Conficker, aka Downadup, which began circulating in late November, exploits the MS08-067 vulnerability patched by Microsoft last October" http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/19/conficker_worm_feed/

    2. Re:Four years? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, they are updating an old virus to use the new flaws. Think about it. If the old virus used the same security holes as Conficker then it would not need to be updated.

    3. Re:Four years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      affected.

    4. Re:Four years? by Shrike82 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's more like "You turned off autoupdates and don't have antivirus software, so watch out".

      Conficker only affects out-of-date systems made vulnerable by idiots turning off security systems to gain a small performance improvement.

      But hey, don't let me interrupt your "Bash M$; get karma" rant...

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    5. Re:Four years? by xenolion · · Score: 1

      I do believe that they did release a patch for this but due to WGA lot of people that have pirated copies have the auto-updates turned off. Leaving these holes open. Again there is nothing you can do if the user is the problem.

    6. Re:Four years? by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, if you stole Windows, then disable the updates, even though MS will still allow you to security patch your computer with an invalid key, you should not be surprised when you run into some sort of problem.

      It's like stealing a plant from a store, refusing to water it, then when it dies you get mad at the store that you stole it from. Tough balls.

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    7. Re:Four years? by xenolion · · Score: 1

      That as to be the best way I have heard anyone ever say it.

    8. Re:Four years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      better yet:
      afflicted

    9. Re:Four years? by Rosyna · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is untrue. Conficker uses a variety of ways to spread itself. Such as installing itself as autorun on various volumes. It also includes a password attack to get admin access to a machine and infect SMB shares.

      It may use additional methods as well. This is part of the reason conficker is getting so much press.

    10. Re:Four years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RPC vulnerability that Conflicker used against unpatched machines had already been exploited by a trojan (Gimmiv) as early as mid-August 2008. In September, Chinese malware authors sold a kit for $37 dollars that allowed anyone to craft a malware program using the RPC exploit. It was only after this kit started to become popular and Gimmiv's increasing, but slow penetration, that Microsoft hurried to release the MS-08-067 patch. A timeline for Conflicker can be found here: http://lastwatchdog.com/evolution-conficker-globe-spanning-worm/

    11. Re:Four years? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Look, if you're running an illegitimate copy of Windows, and you have problems with it, tough. (If you're running a legit copy that WGA thinks is illegitimate, complain to Microsoft. Or make a voodoo doll of Steve Balmer, and put it in front of Gilligan's Island reruns. Or whatever. It isn't really my problem, except if it happens to me when I boot up Windows to play a game.)

      My objection is that anybody running an unpatched copy of Windows makes my life more difficult. If people would figure out some way not to join botnets, we'd all be better off, including Microsoft.

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    12. Re:Four years? by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      Are any of the techniques you mentioned immune to a real-time virus scanner on a PC with up-to-date patches?

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    13. Re:Four years? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      But it was spreading via autorun.inf on removable media too, and that was something MS didn't "fix" for WinXP until very recently (if one was only installing the auto-updates). Even then, protection requires non-automatic changes from a user/admin.

    14. Re:Four years? by TJamieson · · Score: 1

      I understand your argument, but couldn't one conversely blame Microsoft? After all, if they didn't expressly prevent these machines from getting updates, this wouldn't be as big of a problem.

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    15. Re:Four years? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      > It also includes a password attack to get admin access to a machine

      RT virus scans and patches won't save you from that.

    16. Re:Four years? by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      Unless they're able to recognise the mailicous code in memory, as good virus scanners are.

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    17. Re:Four years? by Rosyna · · Score: 1

      Except they really do not. The *next* generation is *supposed* to do behaviour monitoring instead of definition files, but the current generation does not.

      Also, conficker disables most AV Scanners, making the point moot.

    18. Re:Four years? by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      Except they really do not. The *next* generation is *supposed* to do behaviour monitoring instead of definition files, but the current generation does not.

      No "behaviour monitoring" is necesary if the scanner recognises the code being exectued is a virus. And most modern scanners do have behaviour monitoring in the form of intelligent heuristics that can (sometimes) detect threats that aren't defined in a virus definition file.

      Also, conficker disables most AV Scanners, making the point moot.

      Only if it's allowed to execute, which it shouldn't be if a good real-time scanner with an up-to-date DAT file is present on the system.

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    19. Re:Four years? by cool_story_bro · · Score: 1

      yes. The autorun feature.

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  4. Re:This guy is nasty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    psssst...

    It's conficker, not coRnficker. As in something that ficks(german for fucks) up your configuration.

  5. Shocking... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I, for one, am amazed to learn that criminal software developers behave quite similarly to ordinary ones. Reusing code, copying features from industry leaders, why, they probably even use revision control systems!

    Seriously, though. It would be more of a surprise if they weren't doing this. Of course players in a competitive market are going to be watching each other and adopting each others best features.

    1. Re:Shocking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait until they switch their business model to the patent war!

    2. Re:Shocking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be worse, they could be patenting their methods and suing each other.

  6. What to say? by howman · · Score: 1

    You would think that Microsoft researchers would spend more time patching Windows rather than saying idiotic things like 'It is possible that these miscreants somehow collaborate or at least are aware of each other's "products."'.
    Considering Conficker has been all over the news and the maker of Neeris would have to be working in a cave beside Osama not to have seen anything about it, I dare say it is more than freakin' likely they know of each others products.
    Now if only Microsoft knew as much about Windows as these guys do, we might actually get updates that that were more valuable.

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  7. Worms copying each other by Ed+Avis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How long before each worm includes a copy of its source code in a git repository, searches out other variants of the same worm on the infected system or across the net, and randomly exchanges patches with them to create hybrid offspring? The worm would need some way to compile itself, of course (unless written in Javascript or other scripting language where the interpreter is included with Windows).

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    1. Re:Worms copying each other by AnEducatedNegro · · Score: 1

      because the strain would have to be identifiable. this means greater detection by virus scanners and the possibility of being exploited by rogue creations.

      the authors more than likely have a code repository on their systems that they share with each other. hell, search hard enough and you can find this code shared on their personal websites. the innovative authors take pieces of code from others and re-release the source. another favorite is decompiling code from an author who chooses not to help others or releases something and disappears forever. then the decompiled code is commented and released as is. shady rebranded clones are the result of those releases...

      the good criminal software devs are usually the ones who get started at a young age or come from a state with no criminal liability for said work. they eventually retire to legal programming gigs.

      aEN

    2. Re:Worms copying each other by chappel · · Score: 1

      How long before each worm compares copies of other source code, checks it for copyright and patent infringement, and automatically fires off legal threats?

    3. Re:Worms copying each other by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      The worm would need some way to compile itself, of course (unless written in Javascript or other scripting language where the interpreter is included with Windows).

      A way of getting around this would be to code your virus in a self-modifying assembled object. Ah, there's hope for us old Real Programmers yet. Just when you kiddies thought we were all getting a bit smelly... ;-P

    4. Re:Worms copying each other by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Good heavens man, these are spam-mongering worm-farmers, not monsters!

  8. Microsoft wants you to have the genuine worm by mspohr · · Score: 4, Funny
    I can see that Microsoft is concerned that some people might be getting an imitation worm. They are warning that there is only one real conficker worm.

    They will shortly be releasing a tool to test your system to make sure you have the real worm and not some impostor/pirate copy of the worm. This will be an extension of the WGA program.

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  9. Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Bearhouse · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "It is possible that these miscreants somehow collaborate or at least are aware of each other's 'products.'"

    Well, no shit, Sherlock. Guess they must have Internet connection too, then...

    With all the resources at Microsoft's disposal, you'd have thought that they'd have come up with a specific fix. Yes, I'm aware that regularly-patched machines are better protected, but the evidence is clear that many people don't do that; (and not just the pirates, either).

    If Ms supplied something that detected/removed/protected against up&down, (free, with no 'Genuine Advantage / Validation' bs), then I'm sure pretty soon all the media would link to that & the sheeple would rush to download & install... How about it, Redmond?

  10. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes you think MS gives a damn whether the computers their OS run on are a virus writers paradise, or that the consumer is getting screwed over? Just when have they ever shown any concern for anything besides themselves?

  11. Microsoft Researchers(?!) by bmxbandit · · Score: 0, Troll

    Microsoft Researchers... lol... are they a bit like McDonalds 'Chefs'!

  12. Miscreants! by GogglesPisano · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why, I very nearly dropped my monocle when I heard that the rascals might be cahoots! Perhaps they have some sort of network (a system of tubes, perhaps?) that allows them to share their diabolical plans! Fiendishly clever!

    We must safeguard our computing engines! I say we must find these these rogues and hang them from the highest scaffold in the land!

  13. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Demonantis · · Score: 1

    I know theres tonnes of toolkit thats are being released by third parties because this worm is such an aggresive one. The issue is that people with unpatched systems are probably just as competent about the toolkits as they are about updating their system. Microsoft actually reacted to this threat quicker then most of the other exploits they experience.

  14. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

    If Ms supplied something that detected/removed/protected against up&down, (free, with no 'Genuine Advantage / Validation' bs), then I'm sure pretty soon all the media would link to that & the sheeple would rush to download & install... How about it, Redmond?

    The virus does it's best to block attempts at removal as you'd expect, but still, you seem to be referring to something along these lines with specific instructions on detection and removal from M$, or perhaps even the Windows Live safety scanner, which despite it's crappy sounding name apparently detects and removes it.

    Yes I know this is /. and bashing the evil corporation usually results in "sheeple" modding you up, but did you really think M$ wouldn't have thought about supplying people with the means to remove the virus? Did you even check before hitting submit?

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  15. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Bearhouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Disagree. Windows security issues are a major concern for Microsoft's customers, and hence to them. Apple, BSD/*x and FOSS boosters, (and yes, I'm one) regularly point out how much more 'secure' their platforms are. (Of course, as debated endlessly here and elsewhere, that may be as much a function of market share as inherent design, although few informed people would seriously challenge the latter).

    Of course, it's not just the OS, it's the apps. Ms makes a lot from selling 'Office' too, which has its own vulnerabilities.

    So, since the competition is 'free' (*x & Ooo) and more secure, yes, I guess they do give a damn.

  16. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I was actually aware of all that stuff.

    Now I invite you to navigate to the page you linked to - where's the big red button marked 'Worried newbie? Click here to download/do online scan now'.

    Links to that button should be all over the net.
    They're not. Why?

  17. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by reashlin · · Score: 1

    Because the media are just as bigoted as you in hating Microsoft and a solution to a problem is no longer newsworthy.

    You see stories all over the press about "this accident". You don't hear about the people that cleaned it up. "The internet in X places went down yesterday" - no followup of "The internet is back for those that suffered".

  18. MAD Magazine by m0s3m8n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sounds like "Spy vs. Spy".

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  19. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I was actually aware of all that stuff.

    Oh, sorry, I must have misunderstood when you wrote "you'd have thought that they'd have come up with a specific fix", and it was utterly stupid of me to link to a page with a specific fix.

    Now I invite you to navigate to the page you linked to - where's the big red button marked 'Worried newbie? Click here to download/do online scan now'.

    For those unable to read, comprehend and follow instructions there are two big blue buttons that say "Get help now". Sorry they're not red.

    Links to that button should be all over the net. They're not. Why?

    Put "remove conficker" into Google and you're about three clicks away from a number of downloadable removal tools. Sorry, but anyone that can't be bothered to read a little and wants a bloody great red button to do everything for them probably shouldn't be using a computer at all.

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  20. Idiots guide to detecting Conficker by Shrike82 · · Score: 5, Informative

    While doing a bit of looking around for another post in this thread I found what's basically an idiot's guide to detecting conficker. It uses pictures to show you if you have it.

    This tickled my funny bone for some reason; you have to love the lets-use-pictures approach!

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    1. Re:Idiots guide to detecting Conficker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I loved that, too. Even though I had reason to believe my relatives keep up with their updates, I still had to send them a link to that site. Pretty clever, fun, and simple for a virus check!

  21. The new Windows Replica Advantage (WRA) program by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

    Maybe one day the 'Imitation Worm' will install a Replica OS http://www.reactos.org/en/index.html just to completely confuse the fellow malware competition. At that point Microsoft will be 'off the hook' for inviting every form of malware possible, and the replacement/replica OS will finally get lots of user testing, and perhaps eventually get released as Beta. At that point the worm only needs to remember to blue-screen periodically and run the 'Windows Replica Advantage' utility just often enough to completely annoy the user so that they don't begin to suspect anything.

  22. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot, where gross ignorance and inaccuracies warrant +5 interesting.

  23. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by whoever57 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Disagree. Windows security issues are a major concern for Microsoft's customers, and hence to them.

    I disagree with that statement. IMHO, Windows users are either:
    1. Concerned about viruses, but they think their machine has some magical immunity because they don't actually think their machine might ever be infected, OR:
    2. Are totally clueless about viruses and spyware.

    Even on forums where experienced users post, how many times have you seen a post that is something like: "I don't use anti-virus, I'm just careful where I browse and my PC has never been infected"? Replace "never been" for "I've never been aware" and you might get something close to the truth.

    Again, IMHO, Windows users for one reason or another are not significantly concerned about viruses.

    One of my colleagues keeps asking why people create viruses -- I keep telling him that today, they do it for profit, but he seems to have a hard time wrapping his mind around that concept. I don't think he is atypical and I think that he, like many others, just doesn't understand how harmful viruses and spyware are and hence doesn't recognize the seriousness of the threat.

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  24. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    Because the media are just as bigoted as you in hating Microsoft

    Don't hate Ms - check my posting history. Still think they could do a lot more on security, tho'.

  25. Copyright...? by wyoung76 · · Score: 1

    Thank God there's no software copyright claims being made between these virus writers...

  26. Grammar Nazi by amclay · · Score: 1

    Says to use single quotation marks inside of double quotes.

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  27. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

    With all the resources at Microsoft's disposal, you'd have thought that they'd have come up with a specific fix. Yes, I'm aware that regularly-patched machines are better protected, but the evidence is clear that many people don't do that; (and not just the pirates, either).

    How about if Microsoft would mod the "malicious software removal tool" to patch only the vulnerabilities that any removed malware exploited?

    • benefit 1: that installation will no longer be vulnerable to that particular infection, in spite of the fact that the user disabled automatic updates.
    • benefit 2a: the user will not be able to scream "ZOMG M$ forcing software on MY computar! That is MY BOX, I choose teh softwareZ!" (I'm not fluid in tard-speak, obviously. Also, it is apparently OK for malware writers to put software on tards' computers automagically, but not Microsoft.)
    • benefit 2b: unpatched vulnerabilities will NOT be patched (until next attack) in case the patch actually breaks something, or more likely the user fears the patch will break something (yes I know first round patches sometimes DO break stuff. I use OS X after all--never patch the first week). See benefit 2a for tard reactions.

    I don't see the downside to this scenario. Anyone?

  28. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

    sed 's/2b: unpatched/2b: unexploited/'

    Me and my mad previewz skillz.

  29. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes you think that security issues for MS customers actually translates into concern from MS? They have never placed security as their number one concern.

    They have such a stranglehold on the marketplace that they don't care. People will buy a MS OS because it's comes on their computer when they buy it, no matter how insecure the OS is. This has been proven repeatedly over the last 20 years.

    Only a small share of computer users will make a change because of security concerns and MS knows it. So, what do they do? Ignore security for the most part. Oh, they give lots of lip service to security, but that's about it. Hell, they could stop the spread of a lot of vulnerabilities just by separating read and execute permissions in NTFS, but they won't. That right there tells you that security is of no consequence to MS.

  30. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by drsmithy · · Score: 1

    (Of course, as debated endlessly here and elsewhere, that may be as much a function of market share as inherent design, although few informed people would seriously challenge the latter).

    Which part of the "inherent design" of Windows makes it less secure ?

  31. Poor old Microsoft is misunderstood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is widely misunderstood. People actually think it is a software company! It isn't. It's an abuse company that happens to sell software as a means of delivering abuse.

  32. Err Morro??? by HannethCom · · Score: 1

    They do have their malware removal tool and have free anti-virus software coming out.
    http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/article/154146/microsoft_drops_onecare_antivirus_product.html

    That being said, there will probably still be the Genuine Disadvantage stuff.

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  33. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about, "let's run anything and everything plugged into the computer without user intervention"

  34. Re:'Stealing' is cheaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, if you stole Windows, then disable the updates

    Maybe, just maybe, people wouldn't "steal" it if the licence keys weren't so expensive in the first place.

    Just one more reason I use GNU/Linux.

  35. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by seandiggity · · Score: 1

    FYI, Symantec has a gratis removal tool available here. In case that helps anyone unfortunate enough to be using Windows AND infected by Conficker :P

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  36. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

    I hope you're not trying to imply that it's impossible to be safe on Windows without anti-virus. Being careful about where you browse is stupid, as any site can get hacked to spread malware.

    Using common sense, like not blindly opening attachments, being behind a NAT router and/or firewall and using a web browser that isn't IE that gets updated regularly goes a long way towards being malware-free. You can go even further and implement a whitelist for programs (instead of the anti-virus blacklist, which is one of the most dumb security practices).

    Security is a process, not a product.

  37. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

    They only give a damn about security issues that are public. Unknown ones they just sit on, as has been demonstrated several times with vulnerabilities like the Windows meta file one.

  38. Re:This is teh TRUE STORY by silent_artichoke · · Score: 1


    but not... the SYMPTOM!
    </frank-n-furter>

  39. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope you're not trying to imply that it's impossible to be safe on Windows without anti-virus.

    No, I'm not saying this. Actually, what I am saying is that it is impossible to be safe on Windows. People claim that they have never been infected -- but the claim is bogus: the true claim should be that they have never been aware of an infection on their machine.

    As you say, Security is a process. Anti-virus is one part of that, you mentioned some, but missed many. For example, running as a non-admin user is another good practice (that very few people actually adopt, since it is a pain in the ass to do this).

    I'm going to post this anon, since the MS fanboys on /. don't like to read comments about how insecure Windows is.

  40. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Rycross · · Score: 1

    The funny thing is that its nearly impossible to prove the negative of "they just haven't been aware of the infection on their machine!" Your Linux box has a secret virus that only a few people know about, and has managed to hide itself so well you don't even realize you have it! Prove I'm wrong. How are you going to do that? I suppose you could run anti-virus, at which point I could say that your anti-virus just doesn't know about it. You could do checksums, until I say that it uses a weakness in the algorithm to make sure that it has the same checksum as the affected.

    To prove a system - any system - virus free involves a massive amount of effort auditing the files, code, and underlying firmware. And pretty much every Linux admin out there does not go through that kind of effort. Their claims of being virus free are due to the fact of very few un-patched exploits, next-to-no in-the-wild viruses, and the fact that no suspicious activity is detected. In much the same way, I can be reasonably sure that my Windows machines aren't infected by viruses, despite not running a virus checker. If I keep my patches up to date, don't run unknown binaries, don't observe any unexpected behavior, and see no unexpected network traffic, I can be reasonably sure that my machine is not infected.

    Its not impossible, as I have done it. And yes, this has been tested. Several times. I've had friends and techs come around with bootable virus-check disks just itching to prove me wrong, and walking away empty handed. So, you're wrong. You can be virus free on Windows without a virus checker. It just takes due-diligence.

  41. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess they do give a damn.

    They only give a damn about perception, not reality. They are masters of security theatre, and have been for decades. It's a wonder they haven't been subject to a class action lawsuit.

  42. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "user-friendly" part. Security is not friendly.

  43. Re:Of course! They're connected to teh intertubes by Ralish · · Score: 1

    If Ms supplied something that detected/removed/protected against up&down, (free, with no 'Genuine Advantage / Validation' bs), then I'm sure pretty soon all the media would link to that & the sheeple would rush to download & install... How about it, Redmond?

    They do.

    Malicious Software Removal Tool
    Download Link
    Technical Details

    You'll note said tool does not require any validation to download, anyone can download it regardless of the legality of their copy of Windows; no validation or genuine advantage required, period.

    This tool is also regularly distributed via Automatic Updates/Windows Updates to help clean out any infections that computers that use these services may have contracted, either because they weren't patched, or some other mechanism that isn't due to a software vuln (e.g. USB Key Transmission).

    The only thing that could be improved upon is combining the two together, but there are some people who have legitimate reasons for wanting to do one and not the other (generally, detect and remove but not necessarily patch). They are few and far between, but they do exist. And really, if you can be capable of going to a website and manually download a removal tool, you should also be able to enable AU or manually periodically go to WU/MU.

    In summary: They have published the fix, free, and a removal tool, also free. Learn what you are talking about, everything you just said is already done.