NYC Wants Ideas For "Taxi Technology 2.0"
An anonymous reader writes "New York City is soliciting ideas from the public about possible technology improvements for its 13,000+ fleet of taxis. TLC (the city agency in charge of cabs) is 'seek[ing] input and information on ways to enhance the technology systems in each taxicab for the benefit of passengers, drivers and owners alike.'"
Seriously, I started smoking to get the cab smell off of me.
Install translators so drivers and passengers can communicate.
Then I reckon they need Ajax and rounded corners. Cleaner cabs with fewer sharp edges on them. Plus they'd have to be called "yellowcbs".
I want to be able to pay extra to QoS tag my taxi cab so that it gets priority over the other traffic.
They all seem to disappear when it rains, which I assume is because they can't get wet. So, they need to be waterproofed, or at least be given big umbrellas.
Umbrellas might work, actually. The umbrella vendors pop up out of nowhere when it rains, like hibernating frogs in the desert. Maybe they could be put to good use covering up the taxis.
Ok, if nobody else is going to...
"You're in a Johnny Cab - Would you please restate the destination?"
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