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Academics To Predict Next Twitter and Its Pitfalls

An anonymous reader writes "University researchers in the UK have put together a team tasked with predicting the next big thing in terms of communication technologies, in a bid to tackle ethical pitfalls before they become a problem. This is in the wake of the rise of social networking websites such as Facebook, Twitter and MySpace, which has led to a dramatic increase in the amount of personal information available online."

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  1. The next service? "c.hr" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One character messages only. Now you can say the same things even faster.

    1. Re:The next service? "c.hr" by jae471 · · Score: 2, Funny

      h . . .

    2. Re:The next service? "c.hr" by illumastorm · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is perfect when I say the names of all 50 states in one syllable.

    3. Re:The next service? "c.hr" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inconceivable

    4. Re:The next service? "c.hr" by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      k ...

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    5. Re:The next service? "c.hr" by Idiomatick · · Score: 1
    6. Re:The next service? "c.hr" by Enoxice · · Score: 1

      But, that was just a loud yelp.

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    7. Re:The next service? "c.hr" by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      send a smiley to your loved ones automatically each morning for only 1 cent!

      (per smiley)

    8. Re:The next service? "c.hr" by ivucica · · Score: 1

      Sadly CARNet would not allow that :(

      Maybe if you somehow manage to register a company called "C", but probably the Trade Court would reject the registration :(

    9. Re:The next service? "c.hr" by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      f...

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  2. Academics To Predict Future! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somebody just got a big fat grant for sitting around and smoking dubies.

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    1. Re:Academics To Predict Future! by McCat · · Score: 2

      True. Fine with me as long as they stay away from Phorm.

    2. Re:Academics To Predict Future! by ikirudennis · · Score: 1

      Somebody just got a big fat grant for sitting around and smoking big fat dubies.

    3. Re:Academics To Predict Future! by linzeal · · Score: 1

      At least they are not calling themselves futurists.

    4. Re:Academics To Predict Future! by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Hee-U! It's OK, it's the UK. Suckaz!! :-)

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    5. Re:Academics To Predict Future! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Of course not - that's no longer a buzzword. Honestly - most of the academics in this field couldn't predict the next big thing until eight months *after* it hit. They run around latching onto any buzzword and then dressing it up in fancy language to research bodies and (if they're lucky) a national newspaper and trying to make themselves sound up to date. There are few things sadder to see than people whose job depends on trying to sound cutting edge.

      Some academics are quite good at seeing which way things are going early on, of course. But they're not the same academics who make a living out of talking about it, they're the academics who are just aware of how things are because they're actually involved in producing new technologies. The rest are just parasites - narrating without contributing.

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    6. Re:Academics To Predict Future! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      What gets me is this part:

      " in a bid to tackle ethical pitfalls before they become a problem."

      Ok, I'm stumped, what are the ethical pitfalls of the current things like twitter, facebook, etc?

      Aside from a great deal of inane banter, and some bad webpages...what is ethically bad about these things?

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    7. Re:Academics To Predict Future! by Sebilrazen · · Score: 1

      What gets me is this part:

      " in a bid to tackle ethical pitfalls before they become a problem."

      Ok, I'm stumped, what are the ethical pitfalls of the current things like twitter, facebook, etc?

      Aside from a great deal of inane banter, and some bad webpages...what is ethically bad about these things?

      It appears to be an obscure reference to a study done at USC that has some dubious claims about how information overload makes us amoral.

      I'm not sure how I feel about it, but if I cared about contributing to the discourse I'd say it's made me apathetic.

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    8. Re:Academics To Predict Future! by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Hm... second news about retarded grant from UK in just two days...

    9. Re:Academics To Predict Future! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop calling me that, you insensitive clod !

      Grant from the UK.

  3. Can they help with the exacta in the 9th race? by QuincyDurant · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm getting killed here. (Sent my Blackberry from the $2 window)

    1. Re:Can they help with the exacta in the 9th race? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Green Sallie, dream livr

  4. Social network medical records by xzvf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Thanks to the stimulus input, Medbook Space, the social network for medical records will be the next online sensation. X-rays, videos of prostrate exams, drug history ... all available to employers, insurance agencies and interested voyeurs.

    1. Re:Social network medical records by jae471 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, first you will have to find someone who knows MUMPS to create the back-end.

    2. Re:Social network medical records by OakDragon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Enjoy these excellent MUMPS horror stories at TheDailyWTF.com.

  5. Academics meh... by TempusMagus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seriously, forget the academics. Put 10 teens in a room of various social types with a smart developer who listens and a programmable mobile device. You'll come out with a product.

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    1. Re:Academics meh... by Norsefire · · Score: 5, Funny

      The only thing that product will do is make farting noises when you press it, but it will still be a product.

    2. Re:Academics meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I was the programmer and we did this for a startup I used to work for. We just ended up blowing a few million on some really bad ideas.

    3. Re:Academics meh... by DavidChristopher · · Score: 1

      They're gonna invent the index finger?

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    4. Re:Academics meh... by chromas · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, the index finger was based on client-pull technology. Press is what's hot now.

    5. Re:Academics meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing that product will do is make farting noises when you press it, but it will still be a product.

      Surely there is an iPhone app somewhere in that; I mean, just imagine the various uses...increadible. Need a seat on the subway? Press the button. Want to get rid of annoying coworkers? Press the button. Want to end the relationship quickly and certainly? Press the button.

    6. Re:Academics meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marketing people already do this to figure out whats "cool". They give the teens $100 and it is still like pulling teeth to get anything out of them.

    7. Re:Academics meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Push is what's hot now. Ask Apple.

    8. Re:Academics meh... by XorNand · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Any "smart developer" will tell you the first problem with that plan is that it assumes that users know what they want.

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    9. Re:Academics meh... by tsa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But they do know what they want. A faster horse, or whatever the equivalent is these days.

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    10. Re:Academics meh... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      You're so right. Not to mention that the market is fiercely competitive, and pulls in 6 figures in a week. Whodathunkit?

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    11. Re:Academics meh... by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      They already did this on the iPhone.

      Somewhat predictably, it made the developer quite a lot of money.

    12. Re:Academics meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are 2, and ONLY 2, types of users :

      1) Those who do not know what they want

      2) Those who know what they want, but are unable to articulate it

      (I forget who said this first)

    13. Re:Academics meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Segway?

    14. Re:Academics meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ponies!!!11!!! Lots and lots of pink PONIES!!!!eleventy-one!!

  6. If you could do that... by iPaul · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You'd probably not be swatting away for some douche at a University, trying to finish you thesis or get tenure. You'd probably scrape together every last penny you had and become a first round VC.

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    1. Re:If you could do that... by Pinckney · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ah, but nobody is claiming they can do so accurately. They can, however, make educated predictions, some of which will be right. It's the shotgun approach. The point isn't in the predictions, but in the ethical issues they address, so that others can take responsible actions if some of those technologies become big.

      The headline could better have read "Academics to predict pitfalls of potential next Twitters."

    2. Re:If you could do that... by jaypifer · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing. Perhaps their time would better be spent predicting the next big change in academics and its pitfalls.

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    3. Re:If you could do that... by glwtta · · Score: 1

      You'd probably scrape together every last penny you had and become a first round VC.

      Right. Because of all that cash that Twitter is pulling in.

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  7. Strangled in the crib, or earlier by russotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So now they're trying to figure out a way to regulate new technologies out of existence before they've even been conceived of? Such progress....

    1. Re:Strangled in the crib, or earlier by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      A conspiracy to bring back punch cards and the priesthood. Can you manage Twitter on a punch card?

    2. Re:Strangled in the crib, or earlier by sfbanutt · · Score: 1

      Tweets would be limited to 80 characters or less instead of 140...

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    3. Re:Strangled in the crib, or earlier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when you suggest that as a way to have prevented the scourge that is twitter, it doesn't sound so bad.

    4. Re:Strangled in the crib, or earlier by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is why these so-called "tweets" have a limit 20 characters shorter than an SMS. The impression it leaves to me is that they must be intentionally meaningless. In which case your own meaningless blather is awash in a sea of meaningless drivel. If I were in the prophecy business, I would predict a short existence for Twitter, since sooner or later people will get bored with that.

    5. Re:Strangled in the crib, or earlier by TSPhoenix · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The character limit makes you aware how much fluff we add to what we say. Most comments on this article could be half as long and lose little. I wouldn't claim it is bringing succinctness back to English, sum ppl jus rite lyk dis nstead.

      Other sites do it, one takes anecdotes with word limit of ~50 makes good use as readers can absorb many stories quickly increasing how much they enjoy their time at the site. In a time poor society I'd appreciate more people going straight to the point.

      (FYI, I wrote this post, realised how long it was and trimmed it down to below half as long without sacrificing any content)

    6. Re:Strangled in the crib, or earlier by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      And your weird grammar conventions made it take twice as long to read.

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    7. Re:Strangled in the crib, or earlier by Eevee · · Score: 1

      Or as Blaise Pascal said, "I have written you a long letter because I did not have time to write a short one."

    8. Re:Strangled in the crib, or earlier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so there is room for an @USERNAME in front of the message, but don't let that take away from your rant.

    9. Re:Strangled in the crib, or earlier by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Apologies for the solecism of replying to myself, but I have just noticed the irony of Slashdot's fortune cookie at the bottom of this page:

      A word to the wise is enough. - Miguel de Cervantes

      Not that that applies here, of course... ;-)

    10. Re:Strangled in the crib, or earlier by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 1

      Tweets would be limited to 80 characters or less instead of 140...

      Claude Shannon would be so proud

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  8. Begs the question by eggfoolr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Who in their right mind would ever put their own personal information on the web?

    If people are stupid enough to do it, then let them be the victim of their own stupidity.

    Anon.

    1. Re:Begs the question by Firehed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem isn't people posting their own idiotic adventures online - the problem is people getting tagged in other people's photos and videos. It's easy for me to control what I post online about myself; it's very, very difficult for me to control what other people post about me online, and even more difficult to remove material that I find inappropriate.

      Or it would be if I had a social life, anyways.

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    2. Re:Begs the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The best thing you can do is not hang around with idiots who feel compelled to blog or twat* about every damn thing they do. That won't eliminate every single photo of you, but it'll eliminate most (currently) searchable references to you. Avoiding having non-friends take your picture can almost always be done without causing a fuss.

      The only major loose end that leaves is family, which can be difficult to deal with diplomatically. A lot of older people don't understand the basics of internet socialization - a much older cousin of mine recently got very upset by the result to the "Which of Jesus' Disciples Are You?" quiz on facebook - and trying to explain things like privacy issues can be daunting. The only pic of me on the 'net right now is one of me with my extended family, taken and posted by my mom. Not a good pic, but I'll survive.

      *If I have to call it something embarrassing like tweet, I'd prefer to call it something embarrassing and insulting to the service.

    3. Re:Begs the question by sortius_nod · · Score: 1

      You're new to the net aren't you?

    4. Re:Begs the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having an account actually helps here, since on Facebook you can restrict access to photos etcetera of you to friends only, which gives you more privacy than if you have no account at all. That was half the reason I created an account.

    5. Re:Begs the question by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So your problem is with freedom.

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    6. Re:Begs the question by Tomfrh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those faceborg drones are damned annoying with their tag tag tagging...

    7. Re:Begs the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yep, only been using it since '93 or so.

      What prompted your response? I'm guessing it was meant as a joke of sorts, but I must be too new to get it. Is it because I mentioned my mom and adults are supposed to be too cool to see their relatives?

    8. Re:Begs the question by RMH101 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That and stay in your parent's basement, friendless and alone with only your super133t social skills for company.

    9. Re:Begs the question by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      You ARE talking about the people that go on MySpace... I'm sure you can convince them ANYTHING is cool. I could see them posting vblogs about weird rashes and vaginal warts within a year.

    10. Re:Begs the question by Locklin · · Score: 1

      It's not a problem with freedom, but one of etiquette or education. Here in Canada, taking photographs of some children in a park and posting them on-line will likely get a knock on the door by some men in blue, but people generally think it's fine to take photographs of friend's or family's children and post them on-line without permission of the parent.

      It's a matter of educating people that posting photo's to facebook, even with privacy settings turned on, is *publishing* them for the world to see.

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    11. Re:Begs the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the GP, but I'll chime in.

      Yes. Yes, my problem *is* with freedom. My problem is with freedom that interferes with my right to Be Left The Fuck Alone, just like I'd have a problem with others' freedom to, say, swing their fists where my face starts, if such a freedom existed.

      Needless to say, though, that freedom doesn't exist, and that's because we as a society have recognised that non-interference is an important counterpart to freedom. Freedom shouldn't be needlessly curtailed, but to claim it should NEVER be curtailed at all is silly - you could have Ted Bundy complain about how his freedom to commit murders was impinged upon, then.

      Now, when freedom *is* curtailed for reasons of non-interference, the burden of making an argument of why this is justified and necessary is still on those who want to curtail freedom. But I think the GP made a pretty convincing case there; it could probably be elaborated upon and argued in more detail, but the basic idea is sound.

    12. Re:Begs the question by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I don't know about MySpace, but I thought people were already "tweeting" about medical conditions. Or maybe it's just bathroom habits.

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    13. Re:Begs the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, stop trying to fight it, privacy is dead and thank god for that. The next big thing is going to be my website ItsNotAboutYou.com, a website where you write about everyone except yourself. It combines the two hobbies that everyone has: stalking and blogging. It'll rock your world.

    14. Re:Begs the question by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      You're an AC, so you're probably long gone, but hey, maybe some other AC idiot will reply.

      Exactly what harm are you receiving by these actions that "interferes with my right to Be Left The Fuck Alone". Cause that's why people are not allowed to swing their fists at your face... cause you suffer harm as a result.

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  9. OpenBank by Centurix · · Score: 1, Troll

    Rather than keeping your bank account a secret, make it available to the online community. Part of the Free, Unlimited Community Knowledge and Education Department.

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    1. Re:OpenBank by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 1

      open banking is communism --ballmer

    2. Re:OpenBank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A battleship to chase pirates. Good luck. Do you have ANY idea how much one shell for a 16" gun costs - never mind the cost of the crew? You could buy several Zodiac boats for the cost of one shell.

      Scrap the battleship plan, and check out the plans for old WW2 PT boats. Build a couple thousand. Arm them with nothing more than a 30mm cannon. One of those gatling designs might be nice, 6 barrels would be enough. Then, invest in some good comm equipment, satellite imaging, hire some daredevil sumbitches, and let them loose.

      Assaulting a harbor with twelve of these things would be almost equivalent to Puff the Magic Dragon.

      http://www.diggerhistory.info/pages-air-support/vietnam/spooky-puff.htm

      Salutes to the Diggers.

      With the money I have just saved you with this idea, you can buy a couple supply ships to keep the crews of the PT boats supplied with ammo, food, and beer. These tenders can also host a small fleet of helicopter gunships.

      http://www.diggerhistory.info/pages-air-support/vietnam/gunships.htm

      They'll take care of anything that is just a little out of range of the PT boat fleets.

    3. Re:OpenBank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, invest in some good comm equipment, satellite imaging, hire some daredevil sumbitches, and let them loose.

      s/daredevil sumbitches/adventure tourists/g

      I'm not much of a navigator, but I'd pay $10K for an 8-hour shift behind one of the guns as long as I've got the rest of the crew to handle navigation, engineering, seamanship, and someone else on another set of guns in case I fuck up. Shit, I'm sure there are people who'd pay $100K. (I would, except I can't afford $100K for the privilege.)

      (Can anyone remember the short story that featured this as a premise? Not the old "Most Dangerous Game" one, I'm thinking of something I read on the 'net a few years ago, probably kuro5hin or somewhere similar. Think it was set in Cuba, but don't quote me on that.)

  10. Pseudonyms, encryption and Identity theft by MrKaos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I use pseudonyms as a barrier between me and Identity Theft, because facebook, myspace all look like vectors for Identity theft to me. Using a fake identity can't be a bad thing when people are inclined to steal it.

    Unfortunately, our institutions are yet to realise that protecting privacy by educating people about using encryption is a good first step to reducing fraud related behaviour. Until that happens, the bad guys have the advantage.

    Simply put, the authorities have related encryption to illicit activities instead of a set of basic tools that people can use to protect themselves on line. In terms of protecting ourselves people are often encouraged into the worst sets of behaviour, so we haven't even done the basics now, let alone 10-15 years time. I predict more scams in the future.

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    1. Re:Pseudonyms, encryption and Identity theft by nmoog · · Score: 1

      I was going to say that pseudonyms are no help anymore, because other people will tag REAL stuff and point it at your pseudonyms. For example, I have NEVER put my real name on my blog. But search for my name on google and my blog is the first result. And it sure doesn't take much work to find my name from my pseudonyms either. (This may have been addressed in the article, but I couldn't read it because it started with the word "Boffins")

    2. Re:Pseudonyms, encryption and Identity theft by a+whoabot · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unfortunately Facebook, Myspace etc. do not allow pseudonymous identities. It is required that all information be accurate and truthful. Recently a woman in the US was convicted for "unauthorized access" on Myspace because she signed up pretending to be some make-believe boy. There were aggravating factors that led to her investigation and arrest (she trolled some teenage girl who ended up killing herself), but, still, what she was convicted for was just that, computer fraud because of signing up on false pretences, not for harassment or anything like that.

      I would have gotten a Facebook account a while ago if they did not have that requirement.

    3. Re:Pseudonyms, encryption and Identity theft by lennier · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Unfortunately Facebook, Myspace etc. do not allow pseudonymous identities."

      That's not a bug, it's a feature. Some of us actually *want* people to know who we are online, and want to know who the people are who we are dealing with.

      Yes, we'd no doubt get a whole lot more privacy if we always went by Zasduhauy Q. Viisufod online and posted a picture of our cat run through a Gaussian blur as our photograph.

      But why not extend that logical principle and go to the office and supermarket every day wearing a Guy Fawkes mask? The Man shall not chain me! I shall be a free, unharrassed, absolutely private individual! None shall know my secret identity!

      If you have stuff you don't want the world to know, don't put it up on public forums.

      Conversely, if you want to create a public forum where people can trust each other, don't let them lie about their identity.

      Works for me.

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    4. Re:Pseudonyms, encryption and Identity theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK I can call myself whatever I like. It doesn't have to relate to what is written on my birth certificate. PROVING I am MR.XYZ and not MR.ABC is another matter though. I an change it all by deed poll, but that doesn't amount to much from what I remember.

    5. Re:Pseudonyms, encryption and Identity theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, that makes us very different personalities. I personally don't give a fuck about EULAs and ignore them entirely. When I want to use a pseudonym I do it, and I habitually give out entirely wrong information about me in online questionares of any kind. If they terminate my account because of this, I just open another one or use another free service. It's much more satisfying to do what you want, and since bascially all existing EULAs are invalid and not legally binding anyway, it's not even illegal to ignore them.

      If you are cautious and don't agree with an EULA, you can also just send an email to Facebook & Co. stating that you've altered their EULA as follows and that by storing or otherwise digitally processing this copyright-protected mail they agree to the altered EULA.

    6. Re:Pseudonyms, encryption and Identity theft by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Zasduhauy Q. Viisufod

      Damn!! you've revealed my true identity [shakes fist]!!!!

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    7. Re:Pseudonyms, encryption and Identity theft by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      If you are cautious and don't agree with an EULA, you can also just send an email to Facebook & Co. stating that you've altered their EULA as follows and that by storing or otherwise digitally processing this copyright-protected mail they agree to the altered EULA.

      I'm not defending all EULAs (*), but that's a stupid idea anyway. Do you seriously think such pseudo-logical tactics would stand up in court any more than they would if $CHOOSE_BAD_ORGANISATION did them to you? Of course not.

      Many- if not most- Slashdotters seem to think that the law works along the same pseudo-logical lines as are required to "win" a pedantic and up-its-own-backside argument on Slashdot. It doesn't, and anyone stupid enough to try such smartassery in court would get what they deserve.

      It may have its own internal consistency based on precedents and written law, but you can't "reason" your way as to how the law works from a position of ignorance, regardless of whether you'd like that to be the case. The law is the way that the law is, and the only way to know how the law works is... to find out how the law works.

      And if the EULA is illegal in the first place, then why bother anyway?

      (*) I'm saying this because it's not the first time that some idiot has taken my criticism of a stupid legal argument to assume that I'm endorsing the person the argument was directed against.

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    8. Re:Pseudonyms, encryption and Identity theft by brkello · · Score: 1

      They were just trying to find a law, any law to prosecute this sick woman for. If she pretended to be a boy and didn't do anything harmful, then it would not have been an issue. But this woman screwed with a teenage girls head to the point that she took her life. It is a sad story and bizarre to me that you would trivialize it as trolling.

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  11. The next thing is "flaps", 26 character max by ClioCJS · · Score: 3, Funny

    Flutter is the new twitter. Duh. KIM GET COFFEE!

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    1. Re:The next thing is "flaps", 26 character max by Spasmodeus · · Score: 1
      I figure we'll skip this step and go right to the logical end of this progression of non-communication.

      The next big thing will be "Grunter" -- one syllable "grunts" that you can use to express your emotions to anonymous strangers on the internet who will pretend to be interested in you as long as you subscribe to their "grunts".

      I've already patented this six ways from Sunday, so don't even think about getting your grubby dick-beaters anywhere near my idea.

      Ugh! You heard it here first.

    2. Re:The next thing is "flaps", 26 character max by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Direct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeLZCy-_m3s

      The tinyurl goes to some adsense blog with the video embedded. Lame.

    3. Re:The next thing is "flaps", 26 character max by chromas · · Score: 1

      I will beat that with null-blogging; all you can send is a null-terminator. After I get rich from that, I'll get double-rich with nega-blogging!

    4. Re:The next thing is "flaps", 26 character max by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a null-terminator won't go through without a chip.

    5. Re:The next thing is "flaps", 26 character max by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      I would like to license your patent for use in my patent-pending extension: 26 characters of gzip, bz2 or other compressed communication.

  12. What are these folks talkign about? by bogaboga · · Score: 1

    ...in a bid to tackle ethical pitfalls before they become a problem...

    The question that has to be asked is: "...they (ethical issues), become a problem to who?"

    As far as I know, those who put info online do so with knowledge of what they face and especially the privacy issues that may arise. I get a feeling that folks involved in efforts as mentioned in the introduction are living in the 50s where privacy was such a big deal.

    Today's kids do not see that as much of an issue I might add. I hope they direct their efforts elsewhere.

    1. Re:What are these folks talkign about? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I get a feeling that folks involved in efforts as mentioned in the introduction are living in the 50s where privacy was such a big deal. Today's kids do not see that as much of an issue I might add. I hope they direct their efforts elsewhere.

      They'll see it as more of an issue when a hostile government and/or body gets hold of this mass of information and uses it as a way to help "deal" with those whose lifestyle or political views they deem undesirable.

      I don't believe that human nature has changed fundamentally since 1920s Berlin hedonism gave way to what happened in Germany during the 1930s and the 1940s. We've already seen how the United States was happy to water down- if not abandon- its supposed ideals of freedom, justice, blah blah when attacked by terrorists, and while that veered too far towards fascism for comfort (and still hasn't entirely sailed away from the area, Obamamania be damned), I don't doubt that things could turn much nastier even faster in a supposedly tolerant Western society. Particularly given the potential of the current economic situation. God help you if what you've been doing suddenly marks you out as one of the scapegoat group when certain people come to power.

      Then again, I'm not convinced that it's possible to avoid such data being available. Living in the digital age means that you'll inevitably leave a trail and the tide is moving more in that direction. Perhaps the only solution is to meet the problem head on and use this mass of information as a defense against those who would use it against us.

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  13. Avoid Marketeers by LoudMusic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The only way to make a social networking product be as big as My Space / Facebook / Twitter AND not suck monkey nuts is to keep the marketeers out of it, and that just isn't going to happen.

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    1. Re:Avoid Marketeers by cboslin · · Score: 1

      And of course someone has to pay for the server, storage and the bandwidth too.

    2. Re:Avoid Marketeers by notarockstar1979 · · Score: 1

      Do you mean without advertisements, or without accounts for Coke, Pepsi, and Torgo's Executive Powder? It would be a neat idea to put it in the TOS that companies cannot have a profile for marketing/spamming purposes, but who the hell has the time to approve something once it became as big as MySpace/Facebook?

      Maybe I misunderstood your whole post.

    3. Re:Avoid Marketeers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course someone has to pay for the server, storage and the bandwidth too.

      You think marketers pay for anything? Advertising money doesn't come from nothing. Marketers are just middlemen that add no value.

    4. Re:Avoid Marketeers by LoudMusic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No that's what I meant. I don't mind banner ads and stuff. It's the companies posing as 'people' who want to be your friend. I get enough spam in my email, thanks.

      I enjoy being able to white list my instant messaging and email accounts, but a "social networking" service needs to be open.

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    5. Re:Avoid Marketeers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Make it distributed and then those costs are so cheap for each instance that it does not matter. Look at it this way: who pays to support e-mail? In the extreme you could just have all the data stored in a distributed hash table (with proper encryption as necessary for privacy levels and private messages) and not need any servers at all.

  14. Twitter is so stupid . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . that it requires a two-decades old word to describe it: "lame".

    If it became half as lame as it is, it would still be "whack" (from only one decade-and-a-half ago).

    Thus is explained the interest of academics in seeking out its kin.

  15. Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why don't they just go read some good science fiction? Or talk to some good sci-fi authors?

    1. Re:Science Fiction by LordLimecat · · Score: 5, Funny

      dont you mean syfy?

    2. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont you mean syfy?

      OF COURSE he doesn't mean syfy. Syfy is a watered down pablum for the mindless who fell in love with space opera. Syfy has never had an original idea. Sci-fi, on the other hand, boasts genuine genius authors, many of whom wrote as a pastime. Real scientists, who asked "What if my hypothesis is right, how might it affect humankind?" Few syfy clowns can even spell hypothesis, let alone come up with one.

      I will thank you to stop muddying the water, and trying to reduce everything to the lowest common denominator. Go away now, and masturbate to the metal music soundtracks on your latest apocalyptic mindless blockbuster movie.

    3. Re:Science Fiction by PhoenixAtlantios · · Score: 2, Funny

      SyFy is a brand name for a television channel, Science Fiction is still abbreviated to SciFi. People should really stop trying to help spread that brand name around, because the last thing we need is for the layman to exclusively associate science fiction with what they show on that channel.

    4. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

    5. Re:Science Fiction by Fallen+Seraph · · Score: 2, Funny

      What does syphilis have to do with anything?

    6. Re:Science Fiction by KibibyteBrain · · Score: 1

      Did you seriously just associate not being a hard Sci-Fi fan with being a member of the laity?

    7. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had it, you would know it has everything do with EVERYTHING.

    8. Re:Science Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol! wiping coffee off my keyboard! :)

    9. Re:Science Fiction by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Let the hard/soft flamewar commence!

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  16. What big thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Outside of the news media and various politicians, does anyone actually use Twitter? I don't think I've ever heard anyone mention it outside of those spheres.

    I mean honestly I don't really see what the big deal about it is.

    1. Re:What big thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a guy who uses it. He says he does it because he works at Google and it's important for him to keep up with what's happening in his industry. So go figure ... kinda the snake eating its own tail on that one.

  17. twitvid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    twitter + video.
    No clips longer than 3 seconds.

    I pray that it replaces the retardation that lives on youtube.
    Quality will still be shit, but quantity will decrease drastically.

  18. Mooder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Click on your mood and you get a corresponding smiley on your blog, website or friend's computer. Surely I need not go into the ethical implications of it?

  19. Let's wish them luck with that by stoicio · · Score: 1

    Considering that NONE of the major disruptive social
    technologies have come from academics, thus far, it would
    behoove this group to tell us what they plan to use
    to divine these gems of knowledge.

    -Pick a card, any card.
    -Runes
    -Dice
    -Flip a coin

    Perhaps they should just stick to what academics do best,
    measure things when/after they happen and then explain what
    we all just saw.

    Sounds like a funding ploy. Do they get paid
    anyway if it turns out they're wrong?
    Will taxes be used to pay for this?

    1. Re:Let's wish them luck with that by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      Considering that NONE of the major disruptive social
      technologies have come from academics, thus far

      There were quite a few academics involved in this one.

  20. 140 characters is too many by hessian · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the next Twitter, there's no typing. You signal emoticons. If you are too fat to use the mouse, they will develop a device that interprets your emotions from the configurations of your fat cells, and you don't ever have to get off the couch.

    • :| - at work
    • }< - taking a dump (not sure how this works with the couch)
    • %) - chatting up the opposite sex
    • || - writing code

    etc

    1. Re:140 characters is too many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $@%$| - writing perl

      FTFY.

  21. Eureka! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is your chance to corner the world market for the next big thing and have Bill Gates cleaning your shoes. As a bonus, they are even on special! Remember me when you're rich? (Can I have a research grant now? Please?)

  22. Self-fulfilling Prophecy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if they predict right their prediction could affect the outcome.

    1. Re:Self-fulfilling Prophecy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So?

    2. Re:Self-fulfilling Prophecy! by RMH101 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Doctor, could you have a look at the cat I have in this box? It's real sick. Either that, or it's fine.

    3. Re:Self-fulfilling Prophecy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Professor Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

  23. Social Networks Don't Threaten My Privacy by carlzum · · Score: 1

    I don't see an ethical dilemma with technologies that allow me to share information voluntarily. I want them to respect my preferences and disclose what they do with the data, but it's no different with doctors, banks, or retailers. Why is this an ethical problem for a web site?

    1. Re:Social Networks Don't Threaten My Privacy by forkazoo · · Score: 2

      I don't see an ethical dilemma with technologies that allow me to share information voluntarily. I want them to respect my preferences and disclose what they do with the data, but it's no different with doctors, banks, or retailers. Why is this an ethical problem for a web site?

      Because at least one of the academics involved fancies himself an ethicist which means he knows if he thinks about it long enough, he can come up with an ethical dilemma in anything.

  24. Will they predict centralized or distributed? by John+Whitley · · Score: 1

    It's a bit depressing how these recent Internet-based "communication technologies" are all centralized. In some sense, this seems to be a natural offshoot of applications springing up on the web -- individual websites are centralized entities by design. It's also about control and monetization, which is good for the service provider... perhaps less so for the user and for reliability/redundancy/etc.

    But I also wonder how much the unanswered technical challenges presented by anonymous internet-based attackers hinders development and adoption of new distributed protocols. The last thing anyone wants is another medium for distributing spam, malware, and so on.

    So what will these academics predict? Another Facebook? Or another World Wide Web?

  25. So Rush is an Academic? by ClosedSource · · Score: 0, Troll

    So you're implying that Rush, Hannity et al. are really academics and liberals? They certainly fit the description as condescending assholes who sit around talking about nothing.

    1. Re:So Rush is an Academic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike liberals, guys like Rush back up their arguments with facts and common sense. Liberals back up their arguments with emotions and buzzwords like "hope" and "change."

    2. Re:So Rush is an Academic? by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Rush is hardly known for talking about facts. Perhaps if he could get off the drugs he'd do better.

  26. They should be looking for the next Webvan by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    After all the social networks are using the same business strategy.

  27. About 850,000 Ashton Kutcher groupies? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/04/13/ashton-kutcher-promises-to-punk-ted-turner-if-he-beats-cnn-to-a-million-twitter-followers/

    From TFL:

    So Kutcher is throwing down the gauntlet. In a video released on YouTube today (embedded below), he's promising to "ding dong ditch" billionaire Ted Tuner (founder of CNN) if he beats CNN to a million Twitter followers. What is a ding dong ditch you may ask? Well, it's when you go up to a person's house, ring their doorbell, them run away and watch as they look around to see who's there. Yes, it's kind of a wussy version of stuff they used to do on Kutcher's hit MTV show "Punk'd."

    In releasing this to the Internet and tweeting it out, it's pretty clear that Kutcher wants to be the first Twitter user with a million followers. That should be enough to put him over the top, but he may need a little more help as singer Britney Spears also remains ahead of him (though slightly with just over 870,000 followers).

    So, Tweeter user base goes something like this:

    1 - News and politics junkies
    2 - People of questionable music tastes
    3 - Teenagers with no taste or imagination whatsoever
    4 - Whatever the groups above feed upon

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  28. What are the issues? by Boffin_Bernd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you think you have a better idea of emerging technologies, ethical issues they raise and ways of addressing them than the boffin academics, why don't you post a comment on the "discussion" blog of the project website at www.etica-project.eu?

    1. Re:What are the issues? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, if I had a better idea, I would go out and implement it so that I could make money off of it. Which tells you all you need to know about these guys, if they knew what the next big thing was going to be, they would go make money off of it. Since they don't know what it is, they will try to tell us why we shouldn't do it.

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  29. Knowing academics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they will miss it altogether!

  30. My Guess -- Scatter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scatter - The social network site where you see all kinds of sh*t about your friends that you really wish you did not see.

  31. Telegraph prose by grcumb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One character messages only. Now you can say the same things even faster.

    Feh. Ancient history.

    An entire genre of prose was derived from the high cost of sending telegrams. Hemingway is probably the most famous example, but a whole generation of journalists learned to pare down their sentences to the absolute minimum to save on transmission costs.

    True story: A foreign correspondent was sent to a distant country to prepare some coverage of an imminent war. Because telegraph costs were so high, the home office had prepared large amounts of background already, and kept it sitting on file. All they needed to know was when to print it.

    The parsimonious editor sent the following message to his correspondent:

    ?

    To which the correspondent replied:

    !

    The same day the front page announced news of the outbreak of war.

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    1. Re:Telegraph prose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close, but it was Victor Hugo enquiring about the success of Les Miserables. There was no back story or backup material, just parsimony.

  32. YouTwit by wrencherd · · Score: 1

    140 frame videos of John Cleese insulting the viewer.

    Or TwitLiza . . . if you'd like to have an argument . . . a very, very, very circular argument.

    1. Re:YouTwit by Sebilrazen · · Score: 1

      Movie encoding or TV encoding?

      If TV that's going to be 4 and 2/3 seconds. Movies it would be 5 and 5/6 seconds. Imagine how much more you could convey if you recorded it on film.

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      "There are no facts, only interpretations." --Friedrich Nietzsche.
  33. Academics predict "next big funding" by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

    ENIGMA, Bletcherous Park, Thursday — Academics at De Montfort University in Leicester have put together a team tasked with getting grants to claim to predict the next big thing in communication technologies, in a bid to tackle funding pitfalls before they become a problem.

    "Widespread Internet adoption has afforded some technologies rapid growth," said Dr Bernd Stahl, "but have also generated downsides. For example, uppity Internet users think all this is for their social enjoyment and cultural enhancement, rather than to firmly attach a vacuum hose to their wallet."

    Under the two year project, entitled Ethical Issues of Emerging ICT Applications, researchers aim to identify information and communication technologies likely to emerge in the next 10 to 15 years and spot any unforeseen drawbacks to milking the consumer as hard as possible, but no harder. "The Web 2.0 model — you create the content, we get the money — has much potential. However, cautionary examples such as Wikipedia show what happens when you put that sort of power in the hands of a nonprofit. So much money left on the table!"

    Dr Stahl's team will identify and list the future applications and the issues that are likely to arise. "So far we've successfully predicted that 'e-mail' will become quite popular — that's where you send messages electronically, without using paper. Outlandish, I know! There's also a possible niche for sending short text messages using telephones, if the telephone is attached to the network by a sufficiently long cable. In conclusion, send us more money and we'll see what we can do for you."

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  34. Sorry, but you're completly missing the point by aleph42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry, but you're completly missing the point.

    The supermarket is a semi-private place: you show your face knowing that only a fraction of people (those that live in the same town) are present there; and if do something embarassing, an employer 10 years from now won't be able to know.

    Facebook is a worldwide public place. You have to be cautious because everything you say there is on the record, for everyone to see.

    So the decision to be anonymous on facebook has an entirely different meaning than the supermarket. It is far from paranoia, even more so when you think of all the new ways this information could be used ,in the future.
    And of course, the thing that really matters here is politic: by setting up an anonymous account on facebook, you can lead a political life, convincing people to go to protests, or to vote or donate for a cause. It is a pretty new thing to be able to do so anonymously, and there is nothing cowardly about it when you see how scientology (for example) illegally harasses opponents.

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    1. Re:Sorry, but you're completly missing the point by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      So the decision to be anonymous on facebook has an entirely different meaning than the supermarket. It is far from paranoia, even more so when you think of all the new ways this information could be used ,in the future. And of course, the thing that really matters here is politic: by setting up an anonymous account on facebook, you can lead a political life, convincing people to go to protests, or to vote or donate for a cause. It is a pretty new thing to be able to do so anonymously, and there is nothing cowardly about it when you see how scientology (for example) illegally harasses opponents.

      Even minor advances in data mining and/or loosening of privacy laws could enable the dots to be joined on "anonymous" sets of data. It's already kind of possible and I've no doubt that were someone (e.g. government) to get access to that Facebook account data, they could use common sense, word scanning and data mining to tie it together with identities on the same or other websites.

      Matter of fact, I suspect that it may even be possible- if not now then in the very near future- to do something similar by grabbing and standardising the existing data presented by a standard Facebook page.

      Let's use pattern matching to tie together one or more accounts where you mention or discuss your favourite films. Or bands you like, activities you enjoy, organisations you support. Even if there's nothing concrete from comparing two simple lists on two accounts, you can use data mining on multiple attack vectors and use statistics to spot possibly or probably connected accounts. Which- like doing a jigsaw- makes it easier to make more connections, and so on.

      Once you've connected one or more that directly or indirectly gives your identity away, the game is up and there's a nice fat mass of interconnected information about you.

      Unless you're being very careful in the way you use such services and how you isolate them, their "anonymity" may present a feeling of false security that will seem laughable in a few years time.

      And remember that even if you realise this after a while, you've already put a lot of (not really) "anonymous" personal information already out there, potentially just as dangerous as having done it under your own name.

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  35. my predictions by AndyTheSE · · Score: 1

    I'm predicting that people providing shortened blog entries like a diary will go in the direction of every-detailed-thought you could imagine. This will end up in court-cases proving a person's state of mind at a given time. Also predicting that teens will share every single 'emo' they have during the day. Pairing this with GPS technology, people's whereabouts, destinations and emotional state could be public domain. Predators will exploit this. If everyone were constantly tweeting, and the emotional content could be analyzed in real-time, think of what google maps could show! Imagine blue splotches at a blues music venue or red-splotches at a boxing match or a riot.

  36. soem ad agencies watch teens by peter303 · · Score: 1

    They are constantly looking for next mega-fad whether fashion or a toy. Most teens are smart enough not to be brainwashed by ads.

  37. poor record: MIT missed the Web by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Academics are notoriously poor predictors, perhaps from living in the their ivory towers (yuppie bubbles). The most egregious example was the head of MIT's Media Lab, the prima donna of computer tech in its day, writing a book (Being Digital) in 1993 about the future of computing without mentioning the World Wide Web. To be fair, 1993 was year hoards of people started downloading the first decent browser (Mosaic) and hand-coding hmtl web pages for content. Negroponte's book was collection of columns he wrote for Wired Magazine in the previous three years.

    Also MIT eventually become the base of the Web inventor - Tim Berners Lee. However once the Web became commercial it pretty much ignored Lee's additional ideas.

  38. No, the cat doesn't "got my tongue". by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > University researchers in the UK have put together a team tasked with predicting
    > the next big thing in terms of communication technologies, in a bid to tackle
    > ethical pitfalls before they become a problem.

    MP: So, what have you figured out? What is the biggest Intertuby-thing on the horizon with ethical issues?

    Scientist: We've determined the biggest ethical threats are enormous government studies of Internet technology leading to possible government censorship, monitoring, and regulation.

    MP: "A need for increased government participation is shown!", got it.

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  39. YOU'RE lame -- my blog has no adsense! by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    but it should. Jerk.

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    Karma: Bad (mostly from not giving a fuck)
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  40. Prognostication... by triso · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a scene in "A Hard Day's Night (1964)" where George Harrison is asked by Simon to give an opinion on some shirts for teenagers. George badmouths him until he gets himself fired.

    Simon runs to his calender and finds out the "next big thing" isn't due to occur for several weeks. He breathes a sigh of relief not realizing that The Beatles were the "next big thing" and he has just lost them.