Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

James Bond Villain Data Center

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the i-expect-you-to-die dept.

jeet writes "Data centers are boring and NOCs are doubly so. But this one sure beats all of them. Found this video of a data center suited for james bond villain on Data Center Knowledge website. The facility is established in a hydrogen bomb safe bunker and has generators used in German submarines. The CEO takes you around and shows some other cool features."

103 comments

  1. What is up with the extreme locations? by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 1, Interesting

    More and more stories of data centers in random recycled locations like churches and stuff. Isn't cheaper to just build a building than to refurbish some of these locations?

    1. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by Leafheart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Isn't cheaper to just build a building than to refurbish some of these locations?

      Since we have seen a lot of this refurbished locations, a smart guess would say 'no'.

      --
      --- "When you gotta do something wrong. You gotta do it right. (Fighter)"
    2. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by rackserverdeals · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's usually not cheaper to demolish and build new.

      You have the cost of demo, construction, zoning issues, etc. If you can find a location that has many of the characteristics you need, you're usually better off. If you find a location that isn't suitable for much else, you can usually get it cheap.

      By the way, the guy in the video looked familiar. At first I thought all the network people looked and sounded the same. But it turns out he's Dean Nelson, Senior Director Global Lab & Datacenter Design Services at Sun and founder of Data Center Pulse. I remember him from this data center video.

      --
      Dual Opteron < $600
    3. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by v1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't cheaper to just build a building than to refurbish some of these locations?

      because hydrogen-bomb proof locations are so much cheaper to build yourself! Menards has a kits for sale I hear.

      --
      I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
    4. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by Divebus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Looks like a good place for TPB to set up and lock the door.

      --

      Most of the stuff on /. won't survive first contact with facts.
    5. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      They are leasing the bunker from FÃrsvarsmakten for 25k Swedish Kronor about $3k per month on a 25 year contract. So its quite cheap.

      A friend of mine handled the construction of this one, and is currently building another "bunker data center" for bahnhof.

    6. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "It's usually not cheaper to demolish and build new."

      According to whom? I'm not sure why the mods currently have this post as +3 informative, but this is false.

      By and large, and usually on a case by case basis, this claim is false. It's difficult to make a sweeping claim either way, since there are many issues where people are forced to renovate when they want to build new which can skew the understanding and interpretation of the numbers both ways, but the general concensus is that building new from an empty lot, or building new after tearing down an existing structure, is cheaper. Mainly, because it's faster, and labor costs are a huge part of construction.

      It is far cheaper and better to take down and build new, esp. in residential buildings. You start the building from scratch with current materials and with full knowledge of the structure. You don't have to pay labor costs, which are vary but typically are 50% of the actual expense of work, for careful deconstruction that renovation often necessitates.

      Most people who renovate do so for one of three reasons. First, they cannot afford a full renovation, so they do it in stages, which is why there more money put into renovation than new construction the United States (which is also particularly striking given people do it themselves, so labor costs are saved which don't seem to be in these numbers, making the disparity between new and remodel even greater). The second is that the code literally forces people to. A lot of city reconstruction occurs before the city insists on keeping a sense of a neighborhood or look or for historical reasons. (I'm not bashing these reasons, just that they are often wholly separate from a safe and efficient structure--they can be interpreted to keep the riff raff aka "blight" from buying up cheap properties, keeping things condemned until some stable can take the property, for valid historical reasons, for limited growth, accelerating growth, etc.)

      The confusion often arises where people spend exorbitant amounts renovating in, say, the city. City locations, esp. high end areas, are limited properties; there are often few and far between when they become available, and there are no empty lots. People who desire to live in a particular area must buy an existing house and then strip it down in order to reconstruct the actual home they desire. They then run into zoning codes, which have mixed reasons for being there, often counter to the actual reason they were put in place. (Historical zoning and codes are good for places where people have a desire to live, such as Foggy Bottom and Georgetown in DC, but the same often impedes in a smaller west coast town which views itself as historical and tourist destination but ignores the fact that are a has been destination that no one visit or lives there because of the high crime).

      "You have the cost of demo, construction, zoning issues, etc. If you can find a location that has many of the characteristics you need, you're usually better off. If you find a location that isn't suitable for much else, you can usually get it cheap."

      Most of these arguments are *for* building new. For building new, there is no demo or renovation cost. Also, you have to be careful when you say zoning issues--some zoning issues force people into renovation even if new construction is better (which artificially inflates the renovation costs and number of renovations). Zoning is the new insidious "do it our way or not at all" that has gone beyond the safety of a building and keeping residential and commercial areas separate, to becoming the handcuffs of well-meaning but misguided city planners.

      Even if a structure already exists, the usual impediments to building new are the insistence of local codes to maintain a building's exterior, which necessitates renovation. These are artificial and really put in place by people who want to impede economic reconstruction of a neighborhood, but this is a complicated area with varying opinions.

      If you have doubt

    7. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Look around in your own housing market to see the average price of a 'used' house (it's ~50k-150k around here). If really necessary, you'll have to do 25k in renovations coming to ~75k-175k. Then ask a contractor or architect to build you a new one. Just a small house here runs in the 200k (you have to buy the ground and pay the state, architect and contractors) and a larger house can cost 300-400k.

      --
      Custom electronics and digital signage for your business: www.evcircuits.com
    8. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think the external renovation of the bunker was an issue, though. Also, depending on what the place looked like before the renovation, it could have been basically like having the shell of a building already built for you. I would also guess that there was plenty of primary power and ventilation already in place as well - and depending on condition, could have equated to a huge savings in not having to redo/replace it.

      As you point out, a lot depends on the structure being renovated but in this case I doubt there was much in the way of demolition needed to prepare it for being a data center. It looks very open so they might have essentially only had to run cable trays, elevated floors, and walkways.

      Regardless of how we posit how much it cost or what would be the better approach, they deemed it economical to put their data center there.

    9. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are limited by location already then the decision is flexible. However, I assume that if you are selecting a site and a nuclear bunker is an option, there is no point pretending that you have to worry about even considering residential zoning.

      If not limited by a proximity requirement and can have a high speed and capacity link made to a new locale kilometres away from your current sites... then the GP was correct: "It's usually not cheaper to demolish and build new".

      No need to complicate a simple concept =)

    10. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by sukotto · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's usually not cheaper to demolish and build new.

      This is also true for software development in my experience. I've learned this through bitter experience.

      --
      Come play free flash games on Kongregate!
    11. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by afabbro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      By and large, and usually on a case by case basis, this claim is false. It's difficult to make a sweeping claim either way, since there are many issues

      So as I understand your argument,

      • In general,
      • Depending on circumstances,
      • And it may not always be true...

      This is a case where there is no "usually". It entirely depends on what you're doing and where you're doing it. Sometimes it's cheaper to build; sometimes it's cheaper to reuse. Trying to make an argument that one rule fits all is silly.

      --
      Advice: on VPS providers
    12. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by rackserverdeals · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is far cheaper and better to take down and build new, esp. in residential buildings. You start the building from scratch with current materials and with full knowledge of the structure. You don't have to pay labor costs, which are vary but typically are 50% of the actual expense of work, for careful deconstruction that renovation often necessitates.

      You really don't know what you're talking about.

      Let's take a residential example. In my area, a brand new 2 story home runs about $800k+.

      There are many 50's era capes and ranches that go for $400-$500k. A tear down and rebuild, from the foundation up will cost over $350k. If you just rip off the roof and build a full second story, redo the first floor, you're looking at around $200-250k and you can move in much quicker.

      Want to speed it up even more, they can rip off a roof and set in a modular second story addition in a day.

      The point is you have to know what you want to build, if you can find something close to that, that you can build on, you're going to save a lot more money than if you demo and start over.

      If you want to build a 40 room mansion, but you're starting from an 8 room house, you don't see the same cost benefit.

      With residential construction, you can usually live in the home through many remodeling projects, removing the expense of temporary housing.

      You also don't know crap about TOH. It's very rare that they demolish the whole house. The most they generally do is demo down to the framing, only where they have to, and build additions.

      The show is called "This Old House" not This New House so they try and preserve as much of it as possible.

      It would be cost prohibitive to recreate a lot of the original work, especially things like trim work that you can't even get these days. Look at the Brooklyn Brownstone project they recently did. They spent a lot to repair and refinish all that woodwork because redoing it all over to the exact look would be too expensive. What your normal tear down rebuild contractor would do is just replace it all with the 4" trim you get at Home Depot. All the charm of the home, and value, would be lost.

      They also didn't tear down the facade or the framing.

      You even seem to contradict yourself in some of the things you say.

      As for lofts, they were rezoned residential when manufacturing left the city. To tear them down and rebuild would have been too expensive. Instead they modified them. That was a lot cheaper and made the project feasible. In the beginning, these lofts were very cheap and not desirable but then became trendy and prices skyrocketed as more and more manufacturing left these areas and residential amenities came into the neighborhoods. I used to live in such a building.

      --
      Dual Opteron < $600
    13. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      FWIW we're building a 400Sq Ft cottage. We own the land already.
      $60,000...
      I really want to know where houses are selling under $100K

      --
      whois gawk date unzip strip find touch finger mount join nice man top fsck grep eject more yes exit umount sleep dump
    14. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of these arguments are discussing houses, the article and the other comments are talking data centers.

      Just saying.....

    15. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Here in New York State (as in most northern provinces of the US) you can buy a 1500-2000 sqft house for ~60k. I live in a city as well. A 400 sqft. cottage (what we call a barn) the Amish will do for you under 10k.

      --
      Custom electronics and digital signage for your business: www.evcircuits.com
    16. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      I can build you a hydrogen bomb-proof vest for a couple bucks. I'm sure a h-bomb proof data center would be just as easy, but catch is you'd have to be inside it when they drop the bomb.

      --
      If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
    17. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      They've built a glass bridge leading to a conference room floating unsupported above the main data centre itself. I somehow feel that being cheap was not on their agenda.

    18. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by vonart · · Score: 1

      I was in the market recently due to a planned relocation due to work. Northern VT had a good number of them well under 100k. There was a nice 3 bed/1 bath that I was looking into that they had selling for that same 60k.

      --
      The American Dream has too much grinding and the leveling makes no sense. -GameboyRMH (1153867)
    19. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Extreme locations.....

      Very interesting.... I worked for a freight company that specialized in realtime freight tracking in CA. during the early 90's that looked somewhat like site depicted in TFA.... the CEO was a retired submarine commander.... many of the execs were ex-submariners.

      The master DB and networking hub there ran on three large Amdahl systems and was floating on a massive array of .... ex-navy submarine batteries fed by a stunning array of AC->DC - AC converters... out back in the parking lot were three 250KW generators set to autostart on PF...

      The NOC was impressive.... Massive wall of projected video depicting the USA with a highway map overlay, showing travel vectors for every active tuck in the fleet, along with it's ID, fuel status, engine RPMs etc....

      Their tracking was so complete you could pull up a detail layout of a rig and get a detailed report of every package in the trailer and where it was physically located....

      My mission was to health check the 3x2-way redundant Amdahl systems keeping all this info on tap, and kicking 15 high-speed line-printers, and about 50 slower high-speed DM Printers and their dedicated print spoolers when they would jam.... a full time job in itself, from 4am until 1pm, 6 days a week....

      The Dir.Op. was also ex-Navy.... he was a SEAL..... That man scared the shit out of me.... just on general principles....

      He had a habit of sneaking into the building during the early part of my shift and creating failures for me to deal with....

      Thats the only time, ever, in my carrier that I REALLY wanted to frag my boss....

    20. Re:What is up with the extreme locations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, depending on what the place looked like before the renovation

      http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fil:Pionen.jpg

  2. Does Not Parse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Found out this video of a data center suited for james bond villain on Data Center Knowledge website.

    Like out the toilet?

    But his one sure beats all of them.

    Why come you have no tattoo?

    1. Re:Does Not Parse! by palegray.net · · Score: 5, Funny

      Our Malda, who art at Slashdot,
      CmdrTaco be thy name,
      Thy typo come,
      Thy story be run,
      Although it is not accurate.

      Give us this login our hourly summary,
      And forgive us our troll posts,
      As we forgive those who troll our own sites.

      And lead us not to Windows 7,
      But deliver us from unstable repositories,
      For thine is the server,
      The bandwidth, and the compulsive page reloading,
      As long as we have wireless.
      First post.

      --
      512 MB RAM, 20 GB disk, 200 GB transfer, five datacenters. $19.95/month.
  3. But by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

    Does it have dime-a-dozen henchmen that attempt to stop you as you stop by to service your colo box?

    --
    Posts not to be taken literally. Almost everything is sarcasm.
  4. Where is hank scorpio's office? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where is hank scorpio's office?

    1. Re:Where is hank scorpio's office? by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Next to the Hammock Hut, that's on third.

    2. Re:Where is hank scorpio's office? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Oh, in the Hammock district.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    3. Re:Where is hank scorpio's office? by Steven_Lunn · · Score: 1

      When you get home, there will be another level on your house.............

  5. I have no sound... by GeorgeStone22 · · Score: 1

    Which reveals much more about the CEO. He's obviously very nervous about how much he spent building it. Still, it's worthy of some ill tempered sea bass.

  6. Frickin' lasers? by dFaust · · Score: 3, Funny

    I feel like there should've been sharks with lasers in there somewhere.

    1. Re:Frickin' lasers? by sjwest · · Score: 1

      Where are the fleet of space shuttles parked ? sigh what is the world coming too?

    2. Re:Frickin' lasers? by Mhtsos · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Our virtual servers come with a ram of up to... [pinky in mouth corner][zoom][dramatic chords]..64 million bytes!!!"

    3. Re:Frickin' lasers? by Canazza · · Score: 1

      #2: Sir, 64 million bytes is nothing nowadays, most home computers have around 3 Billion bytes of RAM

      --
      It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for being subtle.
  7. All I have to say is... by Quantos · · Score: 0

    WAY FUCKING COOL !!!

    It's about time nerds got cool :)

    --
    Some people are only alive because it's against the law for me to hunt them down and kill them.
    1. Re:All I have to say is... by xerxesVII · · Score: 3, Funny

      We've been cool. We just weren't telling you because you say things like "WAY FUCKING COOL !!!".

      --
      "We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all." - Douglas Adams
    2. Re:All I have to say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno. Iv'e seen and visited multiple such sites since -80 ties. Some have been refurbished many times over and over again. it's just newbies to whom this is new. Nothing new here, move on.

  8. Spelling police by kiwimate · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Re:GRAMMER POLICE

    Grammar.

    Oh, and does that really count as poor grammar as opposed to simply bad proofreading?

    1. Re:Spelling police by idontgno · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, I think you misunderstood GP's comment title.

      It's an reference to one of Kelsey Grammer's many movie roles: Police Detective Brunner in Even Money.

      I don't know why GP poster would make an off-topic reference to an obscure and forgettable movie less than 2 years old. But the Slashdot moves in mysterious ways, and its ways are not our ways.

      --
      Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
    2. Re:Spelling police by furby076 · · Score: 1

      Yes it does. Just like my typo counts as poor grammar.

      --

      I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
  9. For the next google by olddotter · · Score: 1

    Obviously that is the place to be for all startups wishing to "take over the world."

    With or without the laser equipped sharks.

    --
    Think Deeply. ...
  10. No white cat by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    anywhere, somewhat tarnishes the James Bond image. And did the pond contain piranas ?

  11. Obligatory line by colinrichardday · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bond: Surely you don't expect me to do a chain of thirty joins on tables with a quadrillion records each?

    Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

    1. Re:Obligatory line by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bond: Surely you don't expect me to do a chain of thirty joins on tables with a quadrillion records each?

      Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

      you were so close....

      Bond: Surely you don't expect me to do a chain of thirty joins on tables with a quadrillion records each?

      Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to use stored procedures and pivot tables... and not take down the DB for the regular users... no TABLE LOCKING MISTER BOND!

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    2. Re:Obligatory line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If these tables are local, a dirty read with nolock ftw?

    3. Re:Obligatory line by DJGrahamJ · · Score: 1

      and don't call me Surely...

  12. Dupe by dfdashh · · Score: 5, Informative

    We've read about this particular data center before, though we didn't have this video. The first link in TFA has layouts and other pictures. Very cool.

    --
    df -h /my/head
    1. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hang on, I spot a flaw...

      # German submarine engines for backup power: Backup power is handled by two Maybach MTU diesel engines producing 1.5 Megawatt of power. # 1.5 megawatt of cooling for the servers: Cooling is handled by Baltimore Aircoil fans producing a cooling effect of 1.5 megawatt, enough for several hundred rack-mounted units.

      So in the event of a power failure, they can run the cooling or the servers, but not both? :)

  13. I dunno. by sunking2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I saw no cats.

    1. Re:I dunno. by thomasdz · · Score: 1

      So, no white fuzzy cats, no sharks with frikkin' lasers, and it doesn't appear to be built into a volcano either.
      What the hell?

      --
      Karma: Excellent. 15 moderator points expire sometime.
    2. Re:I dunno. by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bond: So, no white fuzzy cats, no sharks with frikkin' lasers? And it doesn't appear to be built into a volcano either!
      Goldfinger: It's the recession, Mr. Bond!

  14. Yes, and no by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are extra costs associated with refurbishing an existing location and the costs might be as high as building from scratch. There is however ONE important difference. Planning permissions. The old building is already there, nobody can complain about it being build anymore because it has already been build.

    For some locations there might even be restrictions on tearing it down.

    Constructing from new would also have the expense of first tearing the old stuff down. All in all, re-using a building is often very attractive.

    In this case, an old bunker is very expensive to build it again. The bunker is there, you either let it rot (WW2 bunkers are still standing beause they are WAY to expensive to tear down) or use it again. The costs wouldn't even be that high, it is a big concrete building, what extra costs are there compared to outfitting a newly build building?

    --

    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:Yes, and no by adolf · · Score: 1

      Not to be pedantic, but: How do you tear down a hole in the ground?

      --
      Kid-proof tablet..
  15. Lets hope it doesnt suffer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets hope no one suffers the same fate as this guy!

    1. Re:Lets hope it doesnt suffer... by argent · · Score: 1

      Is that Bill Gates? So that's why he retired!

  16. 10 out of 10 Bond girls concur! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 3, Funny

    "But his one sure beats all of them."

    10 out of 10 Bond girls concur!

    --
    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  17. Re:GRAMMER POLICE by Spazztastic · · Score: 2, Funny

    You sure are shitty grammer police!

    Fixed that for you.

    --
    Posts not to be taken literally. Almost everything is sarcasm.
  18. does it explode as easily? by itsme · · Score: 1

    the villain's datacenter usually explodes when either a computer overloads, or someone unplugs the wrong circuitboard

  19. Back to the future!! by genkaos · · Score: 1

    @0:29 Stockholm, Sweden - April 20, 2009 ?

  20. Nifty data center by idontgno · · Score: 1

    but does it have half-monkey half-pony monsters? Hungry wolves patrolling the grounds?

    Whadday mean, it's not inside a mountain? Color me "meh."

    Give me Skullcrusher Mountain* any day.

    *If you haven't yet, buy the song or the album. Jonathon Coulton's a genius and ought to be making more money than all of RIAA and its ass-ociated labels combined. And I like Spiff's videos for Coulton's music. Somehow, much of Jonathan's music seems to work very well as WoW machinima.

    --
    Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
  21. Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one that read the headline and thought this meant there was some website that:
    1) Was a database of the assorted Bond villians (admittedly pretty small)
    2) A database of real people that could be Bond villians (after all, the latest one was about controlling a water supply...)
    3) A database of other fictional villians that could be Bond villians, funny or otherwise
    4) Some combination of the above

    I'm disappointed that it's just some reuse of an old bomb shelter.

  22. About Data Center Pulse by miller60 · · Score: 2, Informative

    We're featuring this video on Data Center Knowledge, but it was shot by Dean Nelson of Data Center Pulse, a relatively new industry group focused on information-sharing between end users (vendors and consultants are excluded). DCP started last fall as a group on LinkedIn, and also has a channel on YouTube with weekly webcasts and some other interesting videos. The group has more than 800 members already.

    --
    RichM
    Data Center Knowledge
  23. OH COME ON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I expect this dupe posting garbage from kdawson, but it's not even a very OLD dupe!!

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/11/14/2138205&art_pos=1

  24. Living Quarters by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Great place to build a place to live too.

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:Living Quarters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're a vampire...

  25. Golden Eye by photosonic · · Score: 1

    Looks like something right out of Golden Eye... Love it.

    --
    Find a job you love, and never work a day in your life.
  26. designed for coolness not ergonomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the second picture. Any source of direct light on your peripheral vision is guaranteed to cause eyestrain. Lightning in general looks hard cold, and dark. It's one thing to have that in a room, but living on that environment for weeks is going to affect your mood. I have no respect for design disregarding ergonomics.

  27. Apparently.... by wpiman · · Score: 1

    Apparently those German submarine generators aren't so hot as the server is currently down. I'll like to read TFA please.

  28. huh? by amnezick · · Score: 0

    i know this may be redundant (see "back to the future" comment) but still any idea why the video is dated 20 april 2009? Or are we that far behind here in eastern europe?

    time tag: 16 aprile 2009 16:38:55

    --
    mov ax,4c00h
    int 21h
  29. Re:This is NERD NEWS how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need the gear: protractor, pocket protector, 3 pencils, black heavy rim glasses with a band-aid holding one or both sides, and of course, high waters and white socks. Now that you got the look you need to work on the style. That I can't teach. You either have what it takes to be a nerd, or you don't. I tried in my early years, but try as I might, all I ever was was a cool jock.

  30. Re:This is NERD NEWS how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a data center . It's also in an awesome location (Stockholm), and the building itself (internal and external) looks amazing. You don't have to be a nerd to at least see that this is an interesting bit of information about a uniquely designed data center.

    Pro-tip: grow the fuck up.

  31. Link to their website by Cyrcyr · · Score: 1

    .. filled with pretty pictures. http://www.bahnhof.se/pionen/gallery/ We're using this hall since a few months back now. They're very solid, good setup. Very futuristic entrances (sliding doors and the whole shebang).

  32. doubly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I think mine would look better in Dubly"- Nigel Tufnel

  33. Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too lazy to dig up the slashdot link to this stuff from last year.

  34. Duplicate Story! by Darth+Muffin · · Score: 1

    Welcome to last year...
    http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/11/14/2138205

    --
    Real programmers use "copy con program.exe"
    1. Re:Duplicate Story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I thought it was just me, experiencing deja vu.

      And I thought it was just me, experiencing deja vu.

      And I thought it was just me, experiencing deja vu.

  35. In the SPECTRE vein... by ControversialMatt · · Score: 1

    Are servers dropped into a Piranha filled pool when they fail?

  36. Re:Old news is old by madsci1016 · · Score: 1

    Not Off topic. Anon is correct. This was on Slashdot before. This is a repeat news item and a waste of Slashdot space. Can the reviewers wake up please?

  37. Are you sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Data centers are boring and NOCs are doubly so. But this one sure beats all of them.

    So, this is the most boring data center of them all?

  38. Re:This is NERD NEWS how? Think HEROIN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stokholm, heroin capitapl of the world (Fox News does not lie!)

  39. There's one or two like this in Switzerland too by cheros · · Score: 1

    I must do some digging - I'm not sure it's quite willing to advertise itself so publicly (they're in general very discrete), but I know there's at least one datacenter in Switzerland built along the same lines. I just don't know if they have gone for the dramatic decoration as well (which is IMHO a good lot of fun).

    I rather like the idea of a self sustaining facility, but for a house. I just don't like the idea of several tonnes of rock above me..

    --
    Insert .sig here. Send no money now. Owner may sue, contents will settle. Batteries not included.
  40. Near Oblig Penny Arcade by Tz-Auber · · Score: 2, Funny

    Deep Crows

  41. Isn't this an old story? by kheldan · · Score: 1

    I swear I've seen this posted here in the last 12 months.

    --
    Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
  42. what no huge self distruct button? pfff by infonography · · Score: 1

    if is doesn't have anti cruise systems (Tom Cruise not Cruise missile). lots of easily killed faceless henchmen in black uniforms and big rooms of people practicing marshal arts in ninja costumes it's not a James Bond villain datacenter.

    I didn't see a picture of one stinking deathray where are the tanks of sharks with fickin laser beams?

    unless its run by a loopy (possibly ex-nazi) scientist in a wheelchair with prosthetic limbs that do cool stuff like shoot poison gas. I am not impressed.

    Did they issue demands or are they implicated in world domination? is it owned by Rupert Murdoch?

    This is news for nerds not architects.

    --
    Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
  43. Its last year already? by Golden_Eternity · · Score: 1

    Oh, sweet. Its last year already? Right on, I can totally make a killing on the stock market now.

    Last year's news is awesome.

  44. 4 days to take over the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else happen to notice in the video the time stamp at the beginning that said it was April 20, 2009? Now I may be off on my calculations slightly but I think something may be amiss here.

    Maybe they really are trying to take over the world and their first step is make us all think its four days in the future.

  45. reminds me of 33 Thomas St. by blitzkrieg3 · · Score: 1
    That's funny, my friend and I were just talking about the ridiculous measures isps and telcos have to go through when building data centers. Take for example, this building

    The exterior walls are precast concrete panels clad with pink-colored Swedish granite faces.

    It is often described as one of the most secure buildings in America, and was designed to be self-sufficient and protected from nuclear fallout for up to two weeks after a nuclear blast.

    I bet that would be more expensive to build new than use an existing bunker. Anyway, despite what the article says, I think the thing is an eye sore.

    1. Re:reminds me of 33 Thomas St. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I don't think the Dr. Strangelove aspects of this building are at all typical for modern telco buildings. Recall that when AT&T built it, they were still a legal monopoly, and one way they justified their monopoly status was by touting how disaster resistant their network was.

      In this case, it's all a dog and pony show. All that fallout proofing would be useless against a direct hit, even with conventional weapons. And even in conventional warfare, communications centers are prime targets.

  46. Our IT staff knows karate by wsanders · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is why I require all my IT staff to learn karate. Although usually a box of doughnuts will stop the colo crew in their tracks without resorting to any violence.

    --
    Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
    1. Re:Our IT staff knows karate by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      I will admire their Karate as I gun them down.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  47. A bunker with plants. by Animats · · Score: 1

    It's basically a bunker with plants. Probably so they can get people to work there.

    I used to work for a company that put computer installations in Cheyenne Mountain. Few people wanted to work inside the mountain. The USAF is not big on interior decoration.

  48. So does that mean by geekoid · · Score: 1

    it will fail? like all Bond Villains?

    The only thing that is more precarious then the life span of a Bond villain, is the life span of a Bond girl.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  49. Bahnhof rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Broadband operator Bahnhof has begun destroying the IP address details of its customers in an open and fully legal bid to undermine Sweden's new anti-file sharing laws."

    http://www.thelocal.se/18882/20090416/

  50. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isnt this old news, I'm sure this was posted several months back...

  51. Don't be fooled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Yes, the facility is "cool". I was there a few weeks ago but other than that here are three BIG reasons not to host with them:

    1) Latency issues (we suspect over-sold with DSL)
    2) Non-24 hour access with very expensive remote hands (300EUR an hour)
    3) The CEO is a douche bag. You just going to have to trust me on this one.

  52. German generators by h_jurvanen · · Score: 1

    Because you know the Germans make good stuff!

  53. OK, almost got it right! by Phoghat · · Score: 1

    1. underground bunker. Check 2. futuristic furniture. Check 3. case mod diesels. Check 4. matching orange jump suits for workers. ? where are the jump suits?

    --
    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
  54. Re:This is NERD NEWS how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Peter Sunde of The Piratebay fame can't be wrong: Stockholm sucks. But Pionen is cute.