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Vatican To Build 100 Megawatt Solar Power Plant

Karim Y. writes "The Vatican is going solar in a big way. The tiny state recently announced that it intends to spend 660 million dollars to create what will effectively be Europe's largest solar power plant. This massive 100 megawatt photovoltaic installation will provide enough energy to make the Vatican the first solar powered nation state in the world! 'The 100 megawatts unleashed by the station will supply about 40,000 households. That will far outstrip demand by Pope Benedict XVI and the 900 inhabitants of the 0.2 square-mile country nestled across Rome's Tiber River. The plant will cover nine times the needs of Vatican Radio, whose transmission tower is strong enough to reach 35 countries including Asia.'"

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  1. Insert joke.... by mhazen · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...about the Father, the Sun, and the Holy Ghost here.

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    1. Re:Insert joke.... by Brigadier · · Score: 4, Funny

      ISIAH 60:19 The sun will no more be your light by day, nor will the brightness of the moon shine on you, .......(adlib) yet it shall power your many plasma screens and electric back scratcher..(/adlib)

    2. Re:Insert joke.... by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...about the Father, the Sun, and the Holy Ghost here.

      No, no, no. The correct joke is:

      This gives new meaning to the phrase "For thine is the kingdom and the power...."

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    3. Re:Insert joke.... by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pope Benedict harnesses Sun. Oracle Buys Sun

      Larry Ellison is God?

    4. Re:Insert joke.... by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, Catholics don't leave it out, or at least not when used as part of the mass. They just say it a little differently. The problem is, the Catholic form, "For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours now and forever," didn't allow me to end with the word "power" and have the fragment make much sense....

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    5. Re:Insert joke.... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now I have a mental image of the Pope raising a solar panel above his head and saying "I HAVE THE POOOOOWER!" (Yes, my brain is fried and I'm mixing the Pope up with He-Man. Obviously my brain needs sleep. Of course, it would be much more fun to sleep deprive it a bit more and see what else pops up.)

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    6. Re:Insert joke.... by dbIII · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now I understand!
      This is why the Oracle said to buy Sun!

    7. Re:Insert joke.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pope Benedict harnesses Sun. Oracle Buys Sun

      Larry Ellison is God?

      You know what the difference is between God and Larry Ellison?

      God doesn't think he is Larry Ellison.

    8. Re:Insert joke.... by PeterBrett · · Score: 4, Informative

      Relevant extract from the 1973 ICEL edition of The Roman Missal:

      C: Let us pray with confidence to the Father in the words our Saviour gave us:

      All: Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trepasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

      C: Deliver us, Lord, from every evil, and grant us peace in our day. In your mercy keep us free from sin and protect us from all anxiety as we wait in joyful hope for the coming of our Saviour, Jesus Christ.

      All: For the kingdom, the power and the glory are yours, now and forever.

  2. Wow by Widowwolf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Holy megawatts Batman!

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    1. Re:Wow by DoctorBit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm doubtful about the numbers in the summary and title. 100 Megawatts would require over a square mile of collecting area at noon on a cloudless day, yet the entire country is only one fifth that size. Perhaps the power plant is in a neighboring country and the power gets pumped in from across the border?

    2. Re:Wow by erpbridge · · Score: 4, Informative

      Read the article. Plant is being constructed a days walk from Rome.

    3. Re:Wow by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm doubtful about the numbers in the summary and title. 100 Megawatts would require over a square mile of collecting area at noon on a cloudless day, yet the entire country is only one fifth that size. Perhaps the power plant is in a neighboring country and the power gets pumped in from across the border?

      The project is on the same 740 acre (~1.15 sq. mi.) extraterritorial holding on which the Vatican Radio's transmitters are located. Its in the secord paragraph of TFA.

    4. Re:Wow by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think it has something to do with statistics. Sort of like, with 1/2 square mile in land area, the Vatican has an average of two popes per square mile. This is more papal density than it ever had, even during the Borgia regime.

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    5. Re:Wow by dargaud · · Score: 3, Informative
      Oh yes, Vatican radio... The most powerful radio in the world (after some cold war ultra-low freq submarine comm systems). Also cause of many cancers in the villagers living near the gigantic antennas, but it is absolute taboo to talk about those stats in Italy. There is much to comment here, from the need to have such a gospel sending device, to the fact that you want to hide a dangerous antenna with 'green solar energy'.

      Note that I'm not exaggerating: it takes a good half hour to drive around the antenna.

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  3. Asia isn't a country. by shogun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that we've dealt with that...

    1. Re:Asia isn't a country. by chrism238 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps we should first check with Sarah Palin?

    2. Re:Asia isn't a country. by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's only an awesome band if you're a 40 year old virgin...

      I really don't see how that's relevant to discussions of the vatican's... wait... I see it now.

    3. Re:Asia isn't a country. by syousef · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Sun doesn't go around the Earth either, but hey it took them 400 years to correct that one.

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    4. Re:Asia isn't a country. by syousef · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It does, actually. One of the fantastic perks of relativity is that you can pick any single point as the origin, and the math still works. So the notion that the Sun goes around the Earth is as correct as that of the Earth going around the Sun, or that of considering me as the center of the Universe ;)

      That's a common misconception. Only frames of reference that aren't accelerating are equivalent.

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    5. Re:Asia isn't a country. by m50d · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. The strong equivalence principle means that even accelerating frames are equivalent. Observe the fact that physics works fine in a free-falling lift.

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  4. Allright, Illuminati... by Fuzzlekits · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, how exactly are we planning to run them six million over budget, here?

  5. Clever idea. by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they need extra power on certain days, they could just have the sun stop in the sky for a while.

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    1. Re:Clever idea. by fm6 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're thinking of Immanuel Velikovsky. He started out as a Jungian Psychotherapist. Jungians are fond of spinning theories about myths and their historical origins. The history IV needed to make his theories work included a lot of near collisions between Earth and other planets. When told that this totally contradicted current physical theory, IV just went and invented his own "science" of planetary cosmology.

      This "science" has always had a huge following, despite it's sheer aburdity. Perhaps it's the vivid imagery in his writings. Jungians have a talent for pushing people emotional buttons and triggering a "shock of recognition" effect.

      One thing that didn't help was the attempt by various physicists who got upset over the bad science in IV's work and threatened to boycott the textbook arm of his publisher. Gave him the usual validation through martyrdom.

      In any case, I wouldn't worry about there being anything to it. Aside from the bad science, Velikovsky's claim that certain myths are universal doesn't stand up. For example, he claims that all cultures have a Noah myth. Some do, some don't. The ones that do always turn out to have a history of city building in river flood plains. That allows us to explain the Noah myth as a simple flood disaster that grew in the telling. A much simpler explanation than Velikovsky's claim that the planet Saturn exploded one day...

  6. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by RichardJenkins · · Score: 4, Funny

    Putting Jesus through college?

  7. Changing idols? by B5_geek · · Score: 3, Funny

    So it appears that the Marketing department has won once again. After ~2000 years they have decided to 'freshen things up a little'. Looks like Buddy Christ lost.

    So now that the Vatican is a Solar sect, does that mean using sunblock SPF-50 is a sin?
    Skin cancer the new stigmata?

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  8. Hotter'N'Hell by davidwr · · Score: 4, Funny

    God got tired of Satan bragging about his "all naturally-environmentally-powered controlled climate system" so he upped the ante a bit.

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    1. Re:Hotter'N'Hell by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      God got tired of Satan

      Just remember, Lucifer means "light-bringer".

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  9. Doing for solar what they did for radio? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As I recall (and Wikipedia backs it up, FWIW), Vatican Radio may not be such a good example of a successful, well-received project. It takes a lot of juice to pump a radio signal from Italy to Asia, and from what I've heard, the folks who live nearby aren't too happy about it. Take the debate over cell phone (non-ionizing) radiation, and multiply it by a few megawatts.

    OTOH, maybe it's a final solution to the problem: buy out everyone living near the tower, and replace the whole swath of land with solar concentrators. It's, um, brilliant!

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    1. Re:Doing for solar what they did for radio? by ChienAndalu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wonder if they could build an antenna to capture some of the energy - Tesla style. But I'm no radio geek.

  10. Too much sun by arizwebfoot · · Score: 3, Funny

    And all this time I thought the Vatican ran on a 12 volt Interstate Battery recharged by some monk on a bicycle.

    Whew, thanks for the correction.

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  11. What a dreadful mistake! by jayke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Asia is not a country, you silly people! You're thinking of Africa.

    Regards,
    Sarah P.

  12. Sell juice by AutoReg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm guessing that Vatican City is connected to Italy's power grid - passing the collection plate isn't the only way to make $$.

  13. Re:40,000 households for 900 people by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Informative

    Either everyone has lots of houses, they plan to fire up another 6-7 radiostations, or some engineers went a little nuts with the Church's charge card.

    Or, we could RTFA, and find:

    The Vatican, advantaged by its small size, will count on revenue and solar aid from Italy after 2014. That's when the new plant is scheduled to turn the enclave into an electricity exporter to the nation that surrounds it.

  14. Mod parent -1 heretic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    yet it shall power your many plasma screens and electric back scratcher..

    Why else did God set the Sun in orbit around the Earth?

  15. A waste of good money for green by btempleton · · Score: 4, Informative

    Solar PV is one of the least efficient ways to take money and make the world greener. As a charitable organization, the Vatican could get 50x the MWH offsets per buck by giving away efficient lighting, or if that is too abstract it could get 3x the MWH offset per dollar by buying new fridges for the poor who have old fridges from 1990 and earlier. Those fridges from the past use 2-3 times the energy per year that a modern one does, and so it is much greener if the Vatican buys them for the poor and uses grid power itself rather than putting up wasteful solar panels.

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    1. Re:A waste of good money for green by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that they can't recoup costs by giving away efficient appliances and bulbs, because they aren't a utility, nor are they a government with enough electricity users and a regulated utility to play those kinds of financial games.

      So, unless there's untapped oil reserves sitting under Rome, this is just about the only way for them to get into the energy game, once they've replace all their own light bulbs.

      Also, catching the tech wave is all about timing and positioning too. There's always going to be some folks who try too early, and others that think the ones catching the wave are too early. Somebody's got to try early, because the technology won't really be practical until there have been a few failures.

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  16. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Informative

    You know, I'm all for renewable power, but, aren't there a whole lot of starving people that this money could be feeding? Diseases to cure? Good to do? kinda thought that churches operated under the do good platform...

    There will be a lot more people dying prematurely from starvation and other avoidable causes if global warming isn't checked. That aside, its hardly as if the Roman Catholic Church is uninvolved in feeding or providing medical care to the needy. On the more general "platform" issue, one could RTFA:

    The Germany-born Benedict has been outspoken on environmental issues since becoming pope in 2005. During an address for World Peace Day in 2006, he said: "The destruction of the environment, its improper or selfish use, and the violent hoarding of the Earth's resources cause grievances, conflicts and wars, precisely because they are the consequences of an inhumane concept of development."

    The Vatican listed pollution as one of seven "social" sins in an effort last year to update the cardinal vices that date to the 6th century.

    "You offend God not only by stealing, taking the Lord's name in vain or coveting your neighbor's wife but also by wrecking the environment," Bishop Gianfranco Girotti, head of the Apostolic Penitentiary, said then.

    More recently the Vatican has put words into actions.

    The 5,000-square-meter roof of the Paul VI auditorium -- built in 1971 by Pier Luigi Nervi, the architect who designed Milan's Pirelli Tower -- was covered with 2,400 solar panels to produce 300 kilowatt hours of energy a year, enough for 100 households, cutting carbon-dioxide emissions by about 225 tons.

  17. Re:Asia... by Javaman59 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is not a country.

    Thankyou! Nor is South-East Asia a state. I know - I can see it from my balcony.

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  18. No, this isn't a job for the Trinity by Potor · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a job for Sol Invictus.

    1. Re:No, this isn't a job for the Trinity by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

      The three of us that know what you're talking about agree.

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  19. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by religious+freak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Catholic church is widely regarded to be the most wealthy organization in the world, by a long shot.

    Personally, I'm happy to see them put it to work a bit, especially after seeing the Cuzco Church of Santo Domingo literally COVERED in gold and silver and the royal grandeur that is Saint Peter's Square. Add together the rest of the real estate, hard assets, art, donations, low cost of labor, etc, etc and you have a truly mighty organization that can do a lot more than it is. I swear, I saw both Cuzco and the Vatican years ago, and the wealth still boggles my mind.

    Personally, I'm happy to see that money actually doing something other than contributing to opulence. I think they should be doing much more of this investment.

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  20. E pur si muove? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Vatican, sun orbit YOU!

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  21. The good, the bad, the ugly. by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damnit, there goes the production capacity of Nanosolar Inc. for ANOTHER two years. Cheap solar cell retail availability gets shooooved to the right to ------> 2012.

    <Godwin>First those damn Germans bought up all their production, attempting to perpetuate their Fourth Reich!<tinfoilhat>Now it's a conspiracy to preempt and prevent micro-generation!</tinfoilhat></Godwin>

  22. Death Star by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, with the pope's uncanny resemblance to Emperor Palpatine, I can't resist the thought of hearing, upon completion of the 100 MegaWatt facility, the words: "NOW YOU WILL WITNESS THE POWER OF THIS FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION!"...

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  23. If I understand well... by RuiFerreira · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... the Vatican is building a solar power plant in Italian territory, subsidized by Italian money, to export energy to Italy? That seems like a good deal.

  24. Sure? by feranick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Quote: "Solar PV is one of the least efficient ways to take money and make the world greener." I would like to see some reference to that claim, because it's totally wrong. PV solar is getting VERY close to the tipping point of being economically viable (2015 projected date), when compared with fossile based technologies. It's the ONLY green technology (besides, conservation) to be that close.

    1. Re:Sure? by philipgar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ever hear of nuclear power? What about hydroelectric? Both are relatively green, and are economically viable. Also they don't have the problem of failing to generate electricity at night, or when there are too many clouds out, and can be used to generate the power grids base load.

      Phil

  25. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by BikeHelmet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Proof?

    There's an Oasis in Egypt that's drying up. (Siwa? Can't remember exactly) Once it's gone, all the people living there will either have to move or die.

    There's plenty of proof out there. Global warming may not be globally bad, but it sure is shitty for quite a few countries. If you can't see that, you're a buffoon.

  26. Don't think jupiter would do much. by tjstork · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For some reason I think I've read that were Jupiter a star at its present size, if such a thing were even possible, at the distance to the earth it wouldn't be too horrible. The closest approach between Jupiter and Earth places is nearly twice as far as the Sun is from Mars. It might jack up the temperature by a degree and melt all the icecaps on earth, but other than that, it wouldn't be too big of a deal...

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    1. Re:Don't think jupiter would do much. by Abreu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It might jack up the temperature by a degree and melt all the icecaps on earth, but other than that, it wouldn't be too big of a deal...

      You don't live near the coast, do you?

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    2. Re:Don't think jupiter would do much. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 5, Informative

      For some reason I think I've read that were Jupiter a star at its present size, if such a thing were even possible, at the distance to the earth it wouldn't be too horrible. The closest approach between Jupiter and Earth places is nearly twice as far as the Sun is from Mars. It might jack up the temperature by a degree and melt all the icecaps on earth, but other than that, it wouldn't be too big of a deal...

      For a Brown Dwarf star, you aren't that far off. Here is how it would work:

      Lets say you increase the mass of Jupiter 18-20x. It wouldn't just expand, it would actually contract. The increased gravity (and small starting volume) would cause the object to collapse inward to something near Jupiter's size. Eventually the contraction would heat up the core enough to start fusing the hydrogen. This would result in a sudden outburst of energy, and likely cause the object to expand to a volume where the force of gravity was equal to the forces pushing outward.

      But here is the neat part, sure, it is technically a star, but it isn't fusing all that much material to heat up all that mass. The surface of the star could actually be below 1000C. In fact, these stars wouldn't be visible to the naked eye, the light they would emit would mostly be in the infrared spectrum.

      At the distance that Jupiter is from Earth, I would be surprised if it had a measurable effect on Earth.

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    3. Re:Don't think jupiter would do much. by Ogive17 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't live near the coast, do you?

      Not yet... :)

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  27. 666 million dollars by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    > The Vatican is going solar in a big way. The tiny state recently announced that it intends to spend 660 million dollars to create what will effectively be Europe's largest solar power plant.

    For only 6 million dollars more they can add an option to generate power from the conversion of pure evil.

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  28. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You and the GP are both looking at it wrong. It costs $660 million dollars now, but it cuts the Vatican's power bill to zero, and the spare power can be sold to Italy at the market rate, resulting in a significant financial win for the Vatican. The money saved is money that can then be spent on humanitarian projects around the world. Over the expected life of the panels, the money the Church could spend should be far greater and can do far more good than spending the $660 on humanitarian causes up front.

    It's like the people who suggested that the Church should sell all its properties (which some have estimated at on the order of $1-2 trillion dollars) and spend the money on the poor. The problem is that there are an estimated 963 million people in the world who are hungry, so even if you could feed them all for a net cost of only a dollar a day, the assets would last only about 3-6 years. Given the scale involved, a more realistic cost estimate would put that closer to 6 months. And, of course, when the money runs out, those hungry people would still be dirt poor, but there wouldn't be any more money coming in without congregants putting money in the collection basket every week. Thus, beyond a very short term view, that would be a foolish thing to do.

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  29. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Funny
    there's no proof of this, only vague predictions and bad hollywood movies.

    This is the Vatican we're talking about. What the hell are you doing telling them 'there's no proof of this'? It's never stopped them before.

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  30. How do they store the energy? by bogaboga · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know there are batteries but what size of batteries or what storage setup would be employed in banking the power captured during the day for use during night time?

    1. Re:How do they store the energy? by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why bank it in batteries when you can bank it a bank? I.E. sell the excess power during the day, with the cash thus received purchase whatever power is required at night.

  31. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by plover · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It costs $660 million dollars now, but it cuts the Vatican's power bill to zero, and the spare power can be sold to Italy at the market rate, resulting in a significant financial win for the Vatican. The money saved is money that can then be spent on humanitarian projects around the world.

    By that argument, the Vatican should operate a casino, sell storage silos for nuclear waste in the catacombs beneath Vatican City, open a brothel, and spend the profits on humanitarian projects around the world.

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  32. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by Flavio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    but it cuts the Vatican's power bill to zero, and the spare power can be sold to Italy at the market rate, resulting in a significant financial win for the Vatican.

    This would only be a "significant financial win" if the money gained by selling electricity in a reasonable time frame (say, 15 years) not only covered the cost of the panels and their maintenance, but paid more than a safe investment.

    If this were the case, there would be capitalists all over the world assembling massive solar arrays for electricity production.

  33. Re:Catholic Church is pretty poor. by religious+freak · · Score: 4, Informative

    The only way the Catholic Church is worth a hundred billion of anything is when you calculate its worth in Lira.

    Sorry, but nope. Catholic church is very wealthy... here's a pic of the solid gold alter in Cuzco... the picture does it absolutely no justice ... and there's probably 5 times more gold than in this pic and an equal amount of silver (this pic is not mine; I don't know who this pic belongs to; they don't let you take pics inside the church, so this person committed a bit of sacrilege by taking this)

    And I'd say the items contained in this photo are worth a few bucks.

    In terms of net worth, they are very clearly rich.

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  34. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by MoonBuggy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's something I often wonder about, actually: what's their excuse for anything beyond utilitarian buildings and equipment?

    I'm sure it's fun having huge chunks of gold around the place, but when their religious text contains categorical denunciation of wealth it strikes me as odd.

  35. Far better than flushing by Shivetya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    it down that big cesspool we call Congress here in the states. At least the Vatican isn't building war machines with it. They are one of the largest charities in the world taking care of more people regardless of politics. Can't say that about any government. How much is poured into the UN and for what good? Yeah they have had their bad times but what organization throughout the history of man hasn't? At least they move forward.

    They run nearly 6000 hospitals, 9000 orphanages, and tens of thousands of facilities for the elderly and sick that get passed over by governments. How is that really a bad thing? Is the view of contempt simply because they are a religious organization?

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  36. Vatican to build power plant running on guilt by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Funny

    BOLGIAS 8 AND 9, Rome, Monday — The Vatican intends to build the biggest renewable energy plant in Europe, running solely on guilt.

    "Now is the time to strike," said Cardinal Giovanni Lajolo, governor of Vatican City. "The financial crisis has unleashed huge and renewable sources of guilt, which in the long run will reap incomparable rewards for the Church."

    Italy has a binding target for renewable energy consumption of 17 percent. The Vatican will export energy to Italy, powered by raw guilt from the largely Catholic populace. "So far it's proven indefinitely renewable."

    Pope Benedict XVI has been outspoken on environmental issues. "The destruction of the environment, its improper or selfish use and the violent hoarding of the Earth's resources cause grievances, conflicts and wars, precisely because they are the consequences of an inhumane concept of development. You should FEEL BAD about that. And give us money."

    The plant will be topped up at night by Dante-esque treadmills walked by priests sent back for kiddy-fiddling. "We feel terrible, terrible," said Fr O'Pederast. "I mean, we got caught."

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  37. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by Repton · · Score: 5, Informative
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_refugee#The_first_climate_refugees

    In 2005, half of Bhola Island in Bangladesh became permanently flooded, leaving 500,000 people homeless. The Bhola Islanders have been described as some of the world's first climate refugees. In 2007, a Bangladeshi scientist stated: "We're already seeing hundreds of thousands of climate refugees moving into slums in Dhaka." These refugees were fleeing flooded coastal areas.

    The inhabitants of the Carteret Islands in Papua New Guinea are also among the first climate refugees due to sea level rise attributed to global warming and climate change. Other inhabitants of low lying islands and Island states, are also at risk. Tuvalu, Kiribati and the Maldives are especially susceptible to changes in sea level and storm surges.

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  38. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by Ortega-Starfire · · Score: 3, Informative

    When God tells you to do something, don't do it by half measure. Seems that people are reading more into that passage than was intended.

    Which really isn't surprising.

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  39. Private hotline by zzyber · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do you think it takes to power a private hotline to God ?!

  40. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by Idiomatick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Uhhh walmart made 405Billion dollars last year. Unless you just assume all the stuff the catholic church owns are priceless you are way off. They have the most wealth that is not producing maybe. But that is like seeing a guy smoking weed out of a 100$ bill and assuming he's richer than the guy with a 500$ car from 1988.

    Not that I don't appreciate all the art, I frigging loved my trip to Rome and taking a tour of the vatican you definately get the feeling that they have more culture and art than most countries. I saw more art and culture in 3hours inside the vatican than I most people see over 5 maybe 10 years in North America.

  41. HOT AIR by sanman2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm surprised they never thought to harness the prodigious amounts of HOT AIR they produce, to harvest energy from.

    1. Re:HOT AIR by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, no, no... this is the Vatican we're talking about here. You're thinking of D.C.

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    2. Re:HOT AIR by PeterBrett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think this should include telling an HIV-infected african guy all the realistic ways he can reduce probability his "gun" will kill his wife and unborn (and, in the unfortunate reality, teenage) children.

      Well, the Catholic Church does extensively advertise that the probability can be reduced to ~0% by not having sex, and that this is the only moral and good thing to do if you are HIV-infected.

    3. Re:HOT AIR by ansa · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forget that Vatican actually IS a colony of homosexsuals...

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    4. Re:HOT AIR by TerranFury · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean the same tenets that lead to public burnings, torture, mutilation, crusades, brainwashing and censorship? Christianity and the Vatican IS evil. Any religion is. It's a plague humanity needs to eradicate if it is to survive..

      You mean the same race that perpetrated public burnings, torture, mutilation, crusades, brainwashing and censorship? White People and Europeans ARE evil. Any white person is. They're a plague humanity needs to eradicate if it is to survive..

      You mean the same tenets that lead to public burnings, torture, mutilation, crusades, brainwashing and censorship? Nation States and specifically France IS evil. Any Nation State is. They're a plague humanity needs to eradicate if it is to survive..

      You mean the same tenets that lead to Nazi experiments and forced sterilization? Science and specifically Chemistry IS evil. Any science is. They're a plague humanity needs to eradicate if it is to survive..

      (The world doesn't need your hate. Your atheism does not make you special or right. Theism and atheism are just semantic games.)

  42. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Typically, solar panels pay for themselves in 10 years, but if you read the article, you'd find that they haven't decided how much to do with photovoltaic cells and how much to do with turbine-based systems. The latter is quite profitable, and there are many commercial power providers that operate in this space.

    I'm assuming, therefore, that most of this money will be spent on solar turbines, in which case it would be a very good investment. The typical ROI on solar turbine systems is close to 100% in the first year, so if you reinvest in new solar turbine systems in other places every year, until you hit market saturation, you have the potential for nearly guaranteed exponential growth.

    Even if they go with PV, though, I should note that I wasn't comparing solar to other investments, only to spending the money up front. And even with PV cells, going solar has some nice side effects---as someone else noted, in the long term, reducing our environmental impact reduces the amount of money needed to feed the hungry. It's hard to say whether PV cells would be a good idea or not. It isn't throwing money away by any stretch of the imagination, but solar turbine systems would be much, much smarter.

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  43. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, on looking further, I think my source for that ROI figure is probably pretty unreliable. Does anybody have figures from broad deployments?

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  44. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by againjj · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is why, for example, the Catholic church prohibits contraception; it makes the church grow more quickly.

    Hardly. Here is the argument:

    1) God created nature, and nature was good. Thus, the law of nature, or "natural law", is good and God-created, and must not be broken. Therefore, things that are "unnatural", or break the law of nature, are evil.

    2) In natural law, the purpose of sex is procreation. Thus, anything that interferes with that is evil, such as masturbation or birth control.

    The first is pretty commonly accepted, but by no means universal, even by those who disagree on the Catholic church's position. To see one case where this plays out, most people's response to homosexuals is, "Ew, gross. That's just wrong. It's not natural." A large number of peoples aversions fall into this category.

    Also realize that the Christian church grew out of the Jewish religion, where "spilling one's seed" or other non-procreative sexual acts were condemned, since that was not Yahweh's purpose for sex.

    Suffice it to say, the argument is usually one about what is "natural" or not. If, however, you can argue against natural law being God's law, then that works too.

    It was not until recently that sex for non-procreative purposes was determined "natural" by the Anglican church, and then once one had taken the plunge, almost every other denomination followed. The Catholic church has a hierarchy that creates immense inertia, which is why their official stance has not changed, even though many of their members do not agree with it.

    Of course, at various times, there were other things that supported the church's opinion. For example, at one point in time, it was believed that a sperm contained a fully formed human being, which was just housed by the woman until birth, and so prevention of conception was tantamount to killing an unborn person, which is murder.

  45. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by SBFCOblivion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He here argues that the purpose of semen is only to be emitted for reproduction

    Honest question. Does he then argue that men shouldn't have sex with their wives when they are pregnant? Wasted seeds...

  46. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by black_fist · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a Catholic, I often have people remind me that many of our traditions are not mentioned in the bible. An example would be giving up something for lent. It is useful to remember that the early Christians did not have a written Bible to work off of, and so their worship practices were based off of tradition. On other words, we Catholics don't find anything wrong with continuing traditions that were established a long time ago even if they aren't in the bible. This is not an answer to your contraception question. I'm just trying to point out that just because something isn't in the bible doesn't mean that we can't practice or believe it.

  47. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by kryogen1x · · Score: 2, Informative

    Holy Trinity isn't mentioned in the Bible either... The "it's not in the Bible" argument doesn't apply to the Catholic Church since it doesn't subscribe to the doctrine of Sola Scriptura. Besides, if the Church simply wanted more members, why are they against non Catholics using contraception too? If they want more members, why do they not permit infertile couples from using artificial fertilization procedures? The Church teaches that sex and reproduction go hand in hand. That isn't to say that all sex that doesn't result in fertilization is sinful, but there must not be an attempt to interfere with the process of fertilization (whether using condoms, chemicals, outercourse, etc).

  48. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sure it's fun having huge chunks of gold around the place, but when their religious text contains categorical denunciation of wealth it strikes me as odd.

    Ahem...

    "And being in Bethany in the house of Simon the leper, as he sat at meat, there came a woman having an alabaster box of ointment of spikenard very precious; and she brake the box, and poured it on his head."

    "And there were some that had indignation within themselves, and said, Why was this waste of the ointment made? For it might have been sold for more than three hundred pence, and have been given to the poor. And they murmured against her."

    "And Jesus said, Let her alone; why trouble ye her? she hath wrought a good work on me. For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always. She hath done what she could: she is come aforehand to anoint my body to the burying. Verily I say unto you, Wheresoever this gospel shall be preached throughout the whole world, this also that she hath done shall be spoken of for a memorial of her"

  49. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's something I often wonder about, actually: what's their excuse for anything beyond utilitarian buildings and equipment?

    I can't say for Catholics, but Russian (and, so far as I know, other) Orthodox churches are even more lavishly decorated, and there the explanation is that it is to better highlight the glory of God, particularly to laity. So priests don't go around in gold-trimmed clothing all the time, but only when they perform priestly services. All the wealth is seen as belonging to God, ultimately, not to his servants.

    Of course, this doesn't stop the Russian Patriarch from riding around on the best car money can buy...

  50. energy use by falconwolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Trouble is, the peak power from a solar cell is in the summer - just the time when everybody's lightbulbs and central heating systems spend most of the time off,

    And when the demand for AC is greatest.

    Falcon

  51. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been to church 'once or twice'. Which is how I know that: Revenge (Capitol Punishment), War Mongering (Kill the Terrorists!), Intolerance (Kill the Fags!), Greed (Cut assistance to impoverished families!) and the other trappings of the modern American conservative movement are at odds with a man who disavowed wealth, taught humility and generosity.

    If we were to really follow in Christ's steps we would be a bunch of hippy communists who give up everything we have to serve those most in need.

    There's a terrible irony that the conservative movement has attached itself to the most inhumane and socially unconsciounable platforms while simultaneously claiming some sort of divine ordination.

    Can you see Jesus waterboarding terrorists? Can you see Jesus cutting health insurance for children? Can you see Jesus denying a group of people the right to marry and interfering in state affairs? Can you see Jesus lobbying Pilot to pass laws to exclude a group of people from Roman Life? Can you see Jesus suggesting that we shouldn't talk to enemies? Can you see Jesus advocating toxic dumping and pollution because it's "not financially vaible to be stewards of the earth?". Can you see Jesus mocking the environmental movement for wanting to protect his creation? Can you see Jesus mocking doves and calling them "silly spineless liberals". Can you see Jesus wanting to have anything to do with Rush Limbaugh? Can you see Jesus wanting anything to do with Sean Hannity?

    The conservatives have claimed God in the US. But if there is a Jesus and Lord then he's got to be pissed with what they're doing with his supposed endorsement.

  52. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by Joebert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If there were ever a sign that Jesus was back I would think that sign would be water vanishing all over the world.
    How many people do you know who wouldn't be asking Jesus to turn water into wine within the first 5 minutes of meeting him ?

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  53. Re:Just remember when you give money to the church by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just because a practice or belief is held for religious reasons does not make it right, justified, or even harmless.

    Tradition and doctrine do not cut it as tools to manage your civilization in the face a of rapidly changing environmental, sociological and technological landscape. Worse, they get used as a special pass to justify the continuance of practices that would otherwise be considered wasteful, foolish or even barbaric.

  54. Are you high? by an.echte.trilingue · · Score: 2, Informative

    Have you ever tried to walk 72 miles in a day? Even back in my infantry days I would have called you nuts.

    One mile every 20 minutes (one km every 12 min for most of you) is actually quite brisk, and pretty fatiguing over 2 or 3 hours, let alone 24. Factor in time to eat, drink, change socks, cover blisters, relieve your self, etc, and you are looking at having to run-walk to keep that kind of pace.

    While actual athletes may be able to do more, I would put the absolute limit for a fit person at around 40 miles in 24 hours if the person must carry nothing, the weather is neither too hot nor too cold and the person is very motivated. A fit person could comfortably walk around 18 miles in a day, and 12 miles per day at a sustained rate.

    For the overwhelming majority of humanity (with the possible exceptions of Kenyans...) 72 miles in a 24 hour period is simply not possible.

    In the case at hand, the site is 27 kilometers (a little more than 18 miles) from the Vatican.

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