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Cameron's Avatar a 3D Drug Trip?

bowman9991 writes "James Cameron's first movie since Titanic, his upcoming science fiction epic Avatar, has a budget pushing US$200 million and enough hype to power a mission to Mars. Now it appears the 3D technology he created to turn his vision into a reality, the key to Avatar's success or failure, may be habit forming. Dr. Mario Mendez, a behavioral neurologist at the University of California, said it is entirely possible Cameron's 3D technology could tap brain systems that are undisturbed by conventional 2D movies. Cameron himself believes 3D viewing 'is so close to a real experience that it actually triggers memory creation in a way that 2D viewing doesn't' and that stereoscopic (3D) viewing uses more neurons, which would further heighten its impact."

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  1. Drug Trip? Great Idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I personally plan on smoking some weed before I see it.

    I wish I knew where I could find some mushrooms...

    1. Re:Drug Trip? Great Idea! by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Funny

      3D movies get you stoned?
      That pretty much explains everything that happenned to me in real-life 3D.

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  2. And when.. by CRiMSON · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do we get 3d porn!!

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    1. Re:And when.. by Narpak · · Score: 5, Funny

      The bigger question is; When we DO get 3D porn will it make you believe, and create the memory, that you've had actually sex? And if it does; hi to you population decrease.

    2. Re:And when.. by jeffshoaf · · Score: 5, Funny

      The bigger question is; When we DO get 3D porn will it make you believe, and create the memory, that you've had actually sex? And if it does; hi to you population decrease.

      And a lot fewer comments posted on Slashdot...

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    3. Re:And when.. by keytoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

    4. Re:And when.. by eataTREE · · Score: 5, Funny

      Somehow, I manage not to have sex, without the benefit of this amazing technology you describe...

    5. Re:And when.. by necro81 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I did, in fact, once see the 1970's 3D porn "Disco Girls in Hot Skin." The 3D effect was understated (you only noticed it here and there), as was true of a lot of 3D movies of the era. The novelty couldn't distract that this was a laughably bad 1970s porno. Very entertaining, though, because it is one of those "so bad it's good" kind of films, like the Evil Dead saga. So, if you ever get a chance to see it, give it a go.

  3. Hype, nothing by Kelson · · Score: 5, Funny

    At $200 million, they're approaching the ability to fund a mission to Mars.

    1. Re:Hype, nothing by Me-The-Person · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not quite... "According to spokesmen of both NASA and the federal government, the price tag of the mission to Mars currently sits at approximately $11 billion over the course of the multi-stage implementation of the program. Unfortunately, flipping this extraordinary bill is only a small portion of the whole sum of costs imposed by the Mars Exploration Program." - http://www.mises.org/article.aspx?Id=1440

    2. Re:Hype, nothing by meyekul · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would be cheaper just to film the whole thing on earth and nobody would know the difference. Why didn't they think of that before? Oh wait...

    3. Re:Hype, nothing by sammy+baby · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you kidding? The last mission to mars only cost $90 million, so this represents some serious inflation.

      On the other hand, that mission didn't turn out so well, so maybe they're hedging their bets.

  4. It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    After watching several 3D movies back to back, I now find myself completely addicted to 3D and finding myself craving it all the time in my everyday life. I've tried to give it up, but after only a few minutes of having one eye shut I start to get a headache and my eye muscles get sore, not to mention I'm completely unable of functioning and find myself bumping into things and knocking things over when I reach for them. James Cameron must be stopped!

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    1. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Funny

      I only wish I could experience 3d more in my day to day life.

      Why must I have to wear special glasses and go into a darkened theater to experience 3d? Why?

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    2. Re:It's true, I'm addicted to 3D. by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slow down, hoss, you're one step away from reinventing Time Cube.

  5. So what? by localman57 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just because something is 3d, it doesn't necessarily excite the brain... I'm staring at my desk in 3d right now, and all I feel is bordom...

    1. Re:So what? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously, though, the Polar Express sequence when the kid's trudging along the top of the train in the dark with snow and howling winds takes on a whole new level of terror that's not there in the 2D version. No longer is it just a "flat" thing to walk along.

      In fact, it was such a powerful sequence, I'm surprised it's taking this long to get here as a mass market thing. It's only been 2 years since the local Showcase installed a 3D-capable IMAX theater, and then it's only used for Pixar releases and the like, and even then it's only 1 of 4 theater rooms showing the film, the other 3 being normal, non-3D, non-IMAX screens.

      Nah, this'll be a bigger change, the kind you say "I can't believe we didn't have that!", like you do about the Internet, or a TiVo, or the frictionless, free-spinning mouse wheel from the big Logitech Revolution. Not a small change like B&W -> Color TV, or Color TV -> HDTV.

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    2. Re:So what? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the point is, that you would not look at a boring desk, but at something that you would normally never see in reality, but start confusing it with reality, thereby shocking you into insanity. ^^

      I don't know if it it, but it sounds much like the arguments some people make against games. You know, the "I think people are too stupid to know that this is not reality, and will go on the streets, killing everyone, *because of it*." kind.

      I feel very confident that I can distinguish that stuff. And I really hope it triggers some memory creation. I wouldn't want to pay for it, and remember nothing.
      I am also the kind of person, who really *really* loves getting sucked into a movie or game.
      You know. The moments when you come out of the cinema... and somehow, the whole world looks different.
      You may have experienced it with Matrix. And with Fight Club. I certainly did.
      And I totally love it.

      Because no matter what horrors and just plain weird events you might remember very realistically afterwards, in the end you get some beautiful new views, grow a bit wiser, and will always know that it was just a movie.

      Except of course, if you were a retard in the first place. ^^ (= the exception)

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    3. Re:So what? by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 4, Funny

      That just means you both saw those movies in highschool.

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    4. Re:So what? by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... something that you would normally never see in reality

      Naked ladies?

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  6. Dr Mario? by FluffyWithTeeth · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not surprised it'd be habit forming, with the amount of pills Dr Mario throws down patients' throats.

    Damn, now I want to pull out a SNES and play Mixed Match..

  7. Astroturfing is habit forming by mugnyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In other news, a purveyor of some media claims it's the best thing evar!!11!! You'll have to pay 10$ to see for yourself, but do not miss it!

      I think the only important word in the article is $200M. This means hype, and lots of it. Don't be fooled kids, they need you to help pay for this cartoon.

    1. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by Burkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I choose to pay them for doing so, does that make me a sheep of some sort?

      Of course. IF you watch or listen to anything made by the "mainstream" movie and music industries you clearly aren't as hip and cool as the non-conformists who only watch/listen to indy garbage.

    2. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by Gat0r30y · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the only important word in the article is $200M. This means hype, and lots of it.

      Its only hype if the movie doesn't sync with a Pink Floyd album in a meaningful way.

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    3. Re:Astroturfing is habit forming by Provocateur · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, you think all those indie artsy 1-D films are made on a shoestring budget ?

      I'm a frayed knot.

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  8. You can always count on Slashdot... by Suiggy · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...to push stories from years ago as if they were just published to the masses. The article is from November 2007.

  9. Meeting the high standards of our community forum by khallow · · Score: 4, Informative
    So in other words, we shouldn't watch this highly dangerous movie with its wicked three dee technology. Our brains are incapable of resisting this unholy lure since we have evolved in a natural two dimensional world. The following quote bodes well for the story:

    "It was like doing some kind of drug," he said, describing a scene showing Sam Worthington running around "with this kind of hot alien chick," and being attacked by jaguarlike creatures. He was sprinkled with sprites that floated down, like snowflakes. "You feel like the little feathery things are landing on your arm".

    In other words, it's a typical fantasy movie with spaceships masquerading as science fiction.

    Finally, is it me or is this an Onion story reject? A bit more funny and it'd fit right in.

  10. 3D Glasses by doas777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    the only memory i have after seeing a 3D movie, is how much the cheap paper glasses hurt the bridge of my nose

  11. Uncanny nightmares by Garbad+Ropedink · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So far the only thing I've heard Cameron talk about this movie is about how this movie is going to be ultra realistic 3D rendering. At which point it begs the question why not just use live actors from the get go? The biggest obstacle you have when doing hyper realistic 3D productions is the uncanny valley and getting characters that wind up looking like wax statues. Plus these live action directors have zero head for directing animation. Think Polar Express and Monster House. It's all mocap since they can't deal with regular animation pipelines. And mocap presents even more problems with believability, since if everything's not bang on 100% real, the jerky movement you get with mocap ruins the experience. There are reasons animation principles were developed.

    If this movie winds up giving people fake memories it could very well result in horrible nightmares...

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    1. Re:Uncanny nightmares by jhfry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So far the only thing I've heard Cameron talk about this movie is about how this movie is going to be ultra realistic 3D rendering. At which point it begs the question why not just use live actors from the get go?

      I hate to say it, but some of the ultra realistic 3d renderings I have seen recently have been more realistic than live actors... sort of.

      Why? because it's difficult to make the impossible look like it really happened with just filming techniques. So you end up with a good live action dialog followed by a CG or special effect scene that tries but just doesn't quite look real.

      If you don't try to recreate something "real" and instead go for a consistent almost-real look, you don't have those periods of distraction where the director switches to special effects or CG. Overall the movie feels more realistic because your not reminded that it isn't real.

      Of course, there are always those people who can't get past the slight differences between CG and real.

      Oh, and until you see the movie, don't judge. The "ultra realistic 3d" might just be that good. I know I have seen some amazing renderings lately.

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  12. True Story by heyitsjon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw The Terminator 3D at universal studios when I was 8, and I've been looking for John Connor since then.

  13. Hey Hiro... Wanna try some Snow Crash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Neal Stephenson called it.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_crash

    One of the plot devices is a drug that can be absorbed visually.

    Interestingly, Stephenson is also the one who coined the modern use of 'Avatar' in virtual worlds.

    1. Re:Hey Hiro... Wanna try some Snow Crash? by randyest · · Score: 3, Informative

      Interestingly, Stephenson is also the one who coined the modern use of 'Avatar' in virtual worlds.

      Not true. In recent editions of Snow Crash (a fine book) Neal admits he did not coin "avatar":

      After the first publication of Snow Crash, I learned that the term "avatar" has actually been in use for a number of years as part of a virtual reality system called Habitat, developed by F. Rnadall Farmer and Chip Morningstar. This system runs on Commodore 64 computers, and though it has all but died out in the U.S., is still popular in Japan. In addition to avatars, Habitat includes many of the basic features of the Metaverse as described in this book.

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  14. yeah, no really... by FredFredrickson · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, seriously though, guys, this 3d movie IS SOOOO 3d, that if it made sense, I'd just go ahead and label it with a few more dimensions. In fact, it's 4d! By the time you leave the theater, you'll feel like you're in the future! Hours will have passed!

    TLDR: 3d is the same as it's been, nothing to see here, move along.

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    1. Re:yeah, no really... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Films are 4D. The time dimension is represented by slices of time, or frames. You can look at any place along the movie's time dimension you want, by traveling along your own time dimension, the "real" one. You can, in theory, have multiple time dimensions just as multiple space dimensions.

      Presumably, this is how everyone from Dr. Manhattan to The Prophets of DS9 view the world, though clearly things get a bit touchy when they interact with the film strip that is our reality. They have no way to predict the outcome before trying it, in our timeline, than we do. They just see the results instantly. Presumably they cannot travel along their own timeline to stop themselves from doing something they did in their own timeline's past.

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    2. Re:yeah, no really... by Spellvexit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wait, you're saying 2D films are 3D and 3D films are 4D? Or 2D films are 4D and 3D is 5D? Or is that only for theaters with Smell-O-Vision?

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    3. Re:yeah, no really... by itlurksbeneath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's assuming that the fourth dimension is actually time. Most laypersons accept the fourth dimension this way, where most physicists, mathematicians, etc., view the fourth dimension as another dimension of space.

      Read John Wright's The Chronicles of Chaos series for some of the best descriptions I've ever read of traveling/manipulating/using the fourth (or higher) dimension.

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  15. horseshit hype by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Interesting
    In the same New York Times article, Dr. Mario Mendez, a behavioural neurologist at the University of California, said it is entirely possible Camerons 3D technology could tap brain systems that are undisturbed by conventional 2D movies. An inner global-positioning system that orients a person to the surrounding world, was one example he gave.

    ORLY?

    And what if I went to a theater, with THREE DIMENSIONAL HUMAN BEINGS walking around on a THREE DIMENSIONAL STAGE! How would my "inner global-positioning system" react to that!

    Just the usual bollocks that "news" magazines print when a big movie comes out. Remember the stories about "possible giant apes" when King Kong was released?

    And Slashdot goes along with it, uncritically regurgitating the crappy pseudo news written to promote the next Big Summer Movie.

    The movie itself may well be fun. But news and science shouldn't whore themselves out to Hollywood.

  16. Viral marketing by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you think viral marketing is bad now, just wait until they start putting advertising payloads in the flu.

    Every case of intestinal distress comes with a sudden urge to watch High School Musical XIII.

    Or is it the other way around?

  17. Movies are so last century by viralMeme · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Cameron himself believes 3D viewing 'is so close to a real experience that it actually triggers memory creation in a way that 2D viewing doesn't' and that stereoscopic (3D) viewing uses more neurons, which would further heighten its impact"

    Anyone who has regularly played the current crop of First Person Shooter games experience the cinema as a bit of a lot down. It's not the act of viewing in 3D but interacting with the characters and moving about the landscape, so we are already familiar with the Cameron effect. Now if only they could get the AIs to behave as if they had some real intelligence. It does also get a bit boring blowing away aliens in the underground tunnels of the Black Mesa Research Facility.

    1. Re:Movies are so last century by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I partially disagree. The "old crop", i.e. very old, ala Quake, had some interesting properties the modern crop do not.

      Quake I consider the first "true" 3D game because the tilt up and down were rendered in true 3D, whereas previous shooters like Duke Nukem, Doom, and Wolf 3D used a rendering trick that took out one of the matrix multiplications or something. This had the effect of reducing the rendering processor power needed (which was for 386 machines, with no hardware acceleration). But a side effect was you couldn't tilt up and down with proper rendering, though they did do a little distortion trick to simulate it, which got uglier the further you tilted.

      Anyhoo, with the Quake software renderer (prior to the first Quake-capable 3D cards like 3dFX and, ultimately, Matrox PowerVR) you had a blocky scene, but with more CPU horsepower, you could get 60-70 fps, which was so smooth you lost any traces of stutter or flickering at the edges of notice. It became like looking through a window at a real world.

      Nowadays you get that fast of an fps, but things just don't have that effect. And that's not including the immersion-breaking stutters as the system pages or loads a lot of new data into the card, or whatever, when you turn suddenly or a bunch of sparklies explode.

      It's also possible the software/hardware/whatever cannot warp all the 3D triangles or whatever when you turn, at 70+ fps, even thought the hardware can render it that quickly. So you'd still get a kind of stutter as you turned even if the fps was through the roof. But I don't know enough about 3D programming anymore to know if this is an issue (wasn't this the T part of the "new" T&L cards 7 years ago or whatever?)

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  18. Re:I'm blind in one eye... by emudoug42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm blind in one eye too. The latest 3d trend makes me sad, cause it sounds so cool. I remember being sad I couldn't go see captain nemo when I went to disnyworld as a kid.

  19. Re:So going to see this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    syBERT!! Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight!

  20. Visual medium = psychological effects by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For all the "bah humbug" blathering on this thread, methinks there's something to it.

    Surely most of us geeks have noticed the difference in mental state & perception caused by 24FPS, 30FPS, 60FPS, 3:2 pulldown, and other differences in visual medium. Each causes a different psychological state, with some causing more of a stupor and others more a sense of real. 3D, done right, will lead to other mental effects. I don't think a major director experimenting with new technology would be BSing us about what it does to the viewer's mind.

    Personally, I've seen one 3D IMAX film (something about Egypt) which unlike other "hey wow it's 3D!" movies really did give a deep sense of "being there". Move that effect to a full-blown bleeding-edge movie by a director known for pushing visual limits, and we may very well experience something new.

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  21. Seems ridiculous, but... by wjwlsn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Consider Ramachandran's mirror box, a means of using illusion to "cure" the pain of phantom limbs. From the Wikipedia article:

    The patient places his or her good limb into one side, and the stump into the other. The patient then looks into the mirror on the side with good limb and makes "mirror symmetric" movements, as a symphony conductor might, or as we do when we clap our hands. Because the subject is seeing the reflected image of the good hand moving, it appears as if the phantom limb is also moving. Through the use of this artificial visual feedback it becomes possible for the patient to "move" the phantom limb, and to unclench it from potentially painful positions. Because this visual feedback elicits kinesthetic sensations... Repeated training in some subjects has led to long-term improvement ... and in one exceptional case, even to the complete elimination of the phantom limb between the hand and the shoulder ...

    If such a low-tech visual illusion can rewire neurons, what can a high-fidelity, 3-dimensional illusion accomplish? (I'm not saying that Cameron's movie is going to have such effects, but how far will the technology go?)

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  22. Idiotic. by bickle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Idiotic. It's just like in the early days of color film where naysayers were afraid that color would overstimulate people.

  23. Re:I'm blind in one eye... by Hottie+Parms · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not blind, but because I was cross-eyed for many years before I had corrective surgery, my brain tends to focus out of one eye primarily. My stereoscopic vision is quite limited, thus reducing depth perception and making it nearly impossible to see using those 3D glasses.

    I remember staring at those Magic Eye posters for hours, frustrated that all the other kids could see dolphins and ships and stuff, while all I saw was a bunch of weird looking colors.

    Thanks to the wonders of a college class on Visual Perception, I now understand why. Mod this "+5, Woe is me"?

  24. Oh please. by mewsenews · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) The article is Slashdotted.

    2) Anyone who viewed "Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D" (With BRAND NEW 3D technology!!) knows that a crap film is a crap film no matter how many god damn dimensions it is viewed in.

  25. Crazy story.... by masterzora · · Score: 4, Interesting
    So, I've got a crazy professor at my university who has been telling this story for years, and I thought it was kind of hilarious in context of this article. Anyway:

    Now, the first thing I have to say is you all are not going to believe this story is true. But I swear, this story is 100% true. It is not an exaggeration in any way. It is true.

    At the time, I had been a professor at this college for ten years and was on sabbatical. During this time, I decided to take a film class at the American Film Institute. You see, I used to spend a lot of time with filmmakers and artists, and the like, and I hadn't done that for a while, so I decided to take this film class now that I could devote the time to it.

    It was a fantastic class. A lot of big name screenwriters came by. The writer of "Basic Instinct", the writer of "Deadpool", to name some. For the class we all wrote a trunk script, which is a script you carry around to show to studios and producers to try and sell. I wrote a script titled "Panama City," which is not relevant to the story. During the course of the class, I got to have coffee with film students and big name screenwriters, and such. Discussion of a screenplay called "Avatar" came up among screenwriters.

    One day, the writer of "Deadpool" and another screenwriter friend of his came in and talked to us and I asked the screenwriter friend about this screenplay, "Avatar", and a hush came over the room. He went on to explain the premise of the screenplay which is this:

    In this screenplay, there are pantheons of gods fighting a cosmic war, but because they have no understanding of war, there are fallen angels sent to Earth to recruit human military specialists and tacticians, and the like. A lot of this stuff is based on Plato's Temius, and the fallen angels have sunglasses to hide the light in their eyes.

    It was never really explained how the recruitment worked. After this guy was done explaining the plot, the writer of "Deadpool" speaks up and says, "there's something else you should say... Avatar is an actual battleplan." This man said that "Avatar" was a master plan for gods disguised as a screenplay.

    After that things just got really bizarre! There were all these discussions about "Avatar". "Who has Avatar?" You'd ask people about "Avatar" and they'd ask, "who told you about 'Avatar'?" People got more and more serious about it. You'd ask about "Avatar" they'd yell at you, "what, you want to get killed?!?" One day, I decided I was going to go try and find "Avatar". I walked through the parking lot later and people were hunched over pointing at me...

    Well, many years passed by and I never heard a word about "Avatar". Then, about seven or eight years ago, I was having dinner with a good friend of mine, Stephanie Austin. She's a big producer; she produced "Terminator 2," I mean, she's that caliber of producer. Well, "Avatar" comes up in our conversation and it turns out that she knows the story and all about "Avatar." Furthermore, she buys into the "Avatar" theory, sheâ(TM)s in that whole circle. The last thing she says to me about "Avatar" is, "we know who has 'Avatar'â¦Cameron has it."

    Now, I know Cameron and he is a really strange guy. I saw a lot of the filming of "T-2", and I talked to Cameron a lot. Let me tell you, Cameron is really loopy, he thinks all of the stuff he makes movies about is true. He once said, "I'm making a film about the truth." According to Austin, Cameron had had "Avatar" for a while, but he, "couldn't find the right actors for it."

    Keep in mind, this "Avatar" thing isn't a heaven versus hell kind of thing, there are layers of heavens, like onions. Now, I used to go on avatar hunts with students, and sometimes we wouldn't find them, and sometimes we would. One time, we went to the Martini Bar on Colorado Boulevard in Pasadena and we found two female avatars. I swear, their eyes glowed. They looked like they had dropped out of heaven ten minutes ago. We talked to them for a while w

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    1. Re:Crazy story.... by evanbd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now, this is one student's transcription as best as he could. The story changes a lot with each telling, but it's always hilarious. The best part of it, of course, is that the professor either totally believes it or is the best troll ever.

      Troll? Hardly. That precise format is how all the best ghost stories get told. It sounds to me like most of the audience simply wasn't used to oral storytelling as an art form.

    2. Re:Crazy story.... by mugnyte · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One can madlib this story and get almost any era of human history. I believe the compulsion to creating/passing on these stories a little attention whoring, combined at the core with more than a little wishing it could be true and increased survivability/happiness because of the information within. But in reality, nothing has changed because of any detail of any of them, no matter who knows or doesn't.

      Go ahead, mix and match however you want...

        avatar...angel...alien..illumanati..hero...
        layers...levels...factions...armies...classes...
        heaven...promised land...golden city...shangri-la...utopia...planet..
        war...struggle...sin...plague...madness...vampires...
        god...devil...king...oracle...eternal life...
        phone...fountain...statue...beggar...wise man...shaman...prophet...spaceship

      Whatever. Even a mild study of mythology shows the recurring concepts.

    3. Re:Crazy story.... by gaderael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow. This is one of the most fascinating things I have read on /. in a while. True or not, it's quite a good yarn. My hat's off to you and your professor.

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    4. Re:Crazy story.... by masterzora · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now, I know the man better than most people know their professors (small university FTW), and he maintains that it's true. Not just when he's telling the story, in which case I'd be siding with you in an instant, but always. Additionally, he tells this just as one of many stories, all of which are supposedly true (and, with the exception of this and one other, probably are). This is far above and beyond simple oral storytelling.

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    5. Re:Crazy story.... by Maxmin · · Score: 2, Informative

      This story is a dead-ringer for the plot of John Carpenter's cult classic film, 'The Hidden'.

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    6. Re:Crazy story.... by Maxmin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, err... damn. That's the last time I post to /. after tasting our latest hooch production.

      I meant They Live. Watched both movies back-to-back a few weeks ago, probably why I confused the two. 'They Live' is about space aliens who live hidden among us, aliens who came to earth to colonize it and us, because they view earth as a "developing planet." The key part is that they look just like us - unless you're wearing special optics, made for seeing their true image.

      So... what exactly is an "avatar," in the context of story you retold us all...?

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      O lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
  26. 3D is awesome, but it also sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    3d films are great when they just use the 3d to provide texture.

    Unfortunately, 3D filmmakers seem to think that they should ring all the bells and whistles and show off the 3Dness, so you end up with a mostly 2D film the 1D plot of which is designed primarily as an excuse to put in lots and lots of pointy things coming straight out of the screen at you, which is extra stupid, because pointy things coming right out at you is one of the things that current 3D technology is really bad at.

    It was so bad, that in the TV-movie, "Beowulf," in the first five minutes you could tell it was supposed to be a 3D film, and in the rest of the film, every time you saw an axe, sword, scyth, or teeth, the first thing that goes through your head is "Sigh. That's going to come zooming out at me. For the love of [something] Please let them avoi..Oh, there it is."

    Presuming Cameron does not make this mistake, his film could be quite interesting to look at.

  27. Re:The Last AirBender.... by pwolf · · Score: 2, Informative

    This movie has no connection what so ever to that cartoon of the same name.

  28. 11 billion? is nothing. was Re:Hype, nothing by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Interesting
    What is 11 billion to our Federal Government? It gives 10 times that much money to bail out AIG every quarter. Almost.

    When Christopher Columbus was trying to get funding for his expedition, he finally persuaded Queen Isabella and Ferdinand that the cost of three ships, provisions, crew pay all put together is less than what Her Majesty Q Isabella was spending to entertain visiting aristocratic guests for three weeks.

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    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    1. Re:11 billion? is nothing. was Re:Hype, nothing by VagaStorm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually I believe a mission to mars could boost US research quite a bit.

      This is a list off technology from the Apollo program: http://www.sti.nasa.gov/tto/apollo.htm

  29. The Third Dimension by curtix7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The third dimension is the gateway dimension to other more serious dimensions.

  30. virtual rollercoasters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone ridden on those new virtual rollercoasters where the seats move? They're only recently moving to full 3D but when I first was on one in 1990 they were simply 2D and the people there were QUICK to point out that if you got too into the ride, you could look at the walls of the theatre and realize you weren't really there.

    Seems silly except I had to look at the wall to prove I wasn't chasing a space ship through space.

    The deal is that if you fool 2 of 3 senses(visual, proprioceptive and vestibular[last 2 are used for sensing motion]), the brain will fake the 3rd sense AND make the entire experience real for you. That's not *exactly* how it works but the complexity is a bit more than I have time for.

    Sooo...I dunno..I'm still gonna wanna see it cause I love a good thrill and I've been a fan of 3D movies since I was a kid.

  31. Addiction is only a part of the problem by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    3D is just a gateway to harder dimensions. Just wait until you see your kids sitting on street corners with multicolored glasses on mainlining 4- and 5-D. Nothing less than the complete collapse of society as we know it is at stake.