Slashdot Mirror


FDA Could Delay Adult Stem Cell Breakthroughs

destinyland writes "A Colorado medical advocate says, 'The FDA contends that if one cultures stem cells at all...then it's a prescription drug,' in arguing that revolutionary new treatments could be delayed by 20 years — even using cells extracted from your own body. According to the FDA, even therapies that simply re-inject your body's adult stem cells could be prohibited without five years of clinical trials and millions of dollars of research. How useful are cultured stem cells? 'In animal models, they routinely cure diabetes.'"

14 of 261 comments (clear)

  1. drats by ifeelswine · · Score: 2, Funny

    now christopher reeve will never walk =(

    1. Re:drats by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Never underestimate zombie Superman.

    2. Re:drats by SlashWombat · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's been entombed by cryptonite. He will be back ... in tales from the crypt!

  2. Re:FTC != FDA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    But, it is true that 0! = 1

  3. Animal models... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Funny

    'In animal models, they routinely cure diabetes.'

    That's great for models, but what about ugly people? Don't we get a cure?

    1. Re:Animal models... by oldhack · · Score: 2, Funny

      Give me a break. Who cares about ugly people?

      --
      Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
    2. Re:Animal models... by lena_10326 · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's great for models, but what about ugly people? Don't we get a cure?

      You have several cures. Money, beer, and plastic surgery.

      --
      Camping on quad since 1996.
    3. Re:Animal models... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Amy Winehouse has a "Love Ugly People" movement going on, on alternate Tuesdays from her "Love Jack Daniels" and "Love Crack-Addicted Cock Whores" forums.

  4. Re:OUtrage for everyone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't underestimate the ability of average citizens to be both stupid and angry.

  5. Re:FTC != FDA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Which is true, but also 0 != 1

  6. Re:Non-Story by .orvp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Definitely fully tested. I remember one episode of 7 Days involved a cure for cancer having been found, but what they didn't know was that there was a long term side effect to the cure that reared an ugly head 15 years later when it wiped out 80% of the population or something. The cure had looked so promising that they mass produced and distributed the drug to as many people as they could, even if the cancer could have been treated in other means. They did this without the full clinical trial period because it was seen as vital.

    Dealing with mutations is always a risky business. While it would be nice personally to not have to die from cancer, or have a relative die, there are safety procedures in place for a reason.

    --
    My other sig is just as lame
  7. Re:Non-Story by mellon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, that's almost like that episode of Sliders with the vampires. Or zombies. I forget which. Anyway, yeah, that's a really good reason why we shouldn't ever release any new medicine. It's just too dangerous to humanity as a whole! :')

  8. Story at 11 ... by gordguide · · Score: 4, Funny

    "FTC could delay Adult Stem Cell Breakthroughs"

    In related news, the FDA has decided to intervene in the Janet Jackson Superbowl "Wardrobe Malfunction" litigation.

  9. Re:FTC != FDA by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since it involves stem cells you'd think it'd be FTD...

    --
    If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?