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  1. violation of the first amendment on 'YouCut' Targets National Science Foundation Budget · · Score: -1

    i agree that quantum computing research should be cut and submitted a response to youcut: i believe that quantum computing and anything involving advanced physics violates the 1st amendment, the so called separation of church and state. if the government funds research that ultimately discovers a "god particle" then people will begin to worship it and the government will essentially have endorsed a religion. God-particle bless sarah palin and glenn beck.

  2. meh... on Bloomberg Reports Facebook Building Android Smartphones · · Score: -1

    they're just setting up for a sequel to The Social Network movie

  3. but would the vatican on Pope's Astronomer Would Love To Baptize an Alien · · Score: -1

    turn a blind eye... when one alien species tried to wipe another one out? when priests started fondling their tentacles?

  4. nuclear family? on US Couple Arrested For Transmitting Nuclear Secrets In Sting Operation · · Score: -1

    but but the religious right has said the nuclear family doesn't exist anymore. i'm confused

  5. they should host apps .. on Why Twitter Should Stay Out of the App Business · · Score: -1

    that are 160 characters or below. it would be cool: main(l ,a,n,d)char**a;{ for(d=atoi(a[1])/10*80- atoi(a[2])/5-596;n="@NKA\ CLCCGZAAQBEAADAFaISADJABBA^\ SNLGAQABDAXIMBAACTBATAHDBAN\ ZcEMMCCCCAAhEIJFAEAAABAfHJE\ TBdFLDAANEfDNBPHdBcBBBEA_AL\ H E L L O, W O R L D! " [l++-3];)for(;n-->64;) putchar(!d+++33^ l&1);}

  6. just like the manchurian candidate on Torvalds Becomes an American Citizen · · Score: -1

    but in reverse! somebody call glenn beck

  7. barack obama and on The Real 'Stuff White People Like' · · Score: -1

    mayonnaise white people are whack.

  8. ok but how does this explain on Transition Metal Catalysts Could Be Key To Origin of Life · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    glenn beck?

  9. i for one on The Joke Known As 3D TV · · Score: -1, Troll

    welcome the trolls that will send us 3-d shock websites. imagine typical macintosh user with smellovision?

  10. prostitution on Craigslist Removes Its Controversial Adult Section · · Score: 0

    a lot cheaper than marriage. what's the big deal?

  11. create a livecd on Software (and Appropriate Input Device) For a Toddler? · · Score: -1, Troll

    booting ubuntu with firefox's homepage set to goatse

  12. GO TO A TEA PARTY RALLY on The Great Typo Hunt · · Score: 0

    LIER IN CHEIF!#!$!!!!!

  13. listen to the dropout on Forget University — Use the Web For Education, Says Gates · · Score: 0

    my major will be trolling !@#!!! my thesis will be on goatse. and i will do an independent study on 2 girls 1 cup

  14. motorcycles on Chernobyl Area Survey Finds Lasting Problems For Wildlife · · Score: 2, Funny

    i hear wildlife keeps getting runover by a motorcycle driven by a hawt chick

  15. this means just 5 more years on The Amiga Turns 25 · · Score: 1

    until the guru returns to punish the disbelievers and all amiga users vanish and enter a paradise consisting of nekkid kiki stockhammers and endless mod tunes and party demos.

  16. in other news... on Education Official Says Bad Teachers Can Be Good For Students · · Score: 1

    Good teachers can be bad for students

  17. bill richardsons hobby on The Hobby of Energy Secretary Steven Chu · · Score: 5, Funny

    was doing fred flintstone impersonations

  18. commodore amiga on Has Any Creative Work Failed Because of Piracy? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    the commodore amiga, the computer for the creative mind, failed due to piracy.

  19. hm on Chinese Company Seeks US Workers With 125 IQ · · Score: 1

    i'm retarded. can i has?

  20. earthshattering on Stop the Math Press's Presses — Knuth Announces iTex · · Score: 1

    we all know that earthshattering is caused by women dressing immodestly. An Iranian cleric told me this so I know that it is true. The lack of any earth shattering during knuths presentation suggestion he did not yell "show us your tuts!" to throngs of swooning coeds.

  21. a variation of this puzzle on The Tuesday Birthday Problem · · Score: 1

    I have two children. One is retarded and creates mathematical puzzles based on ambiguously loosely worded assumptions. What is the probability that the second child is goatse?

  22. Re:111 Euros? on MorphOS 2.5 Released, Supports More Old Macs · · Score: 1

    [quote]Seems like a bit much for a very limited operating system that only works on PPC architecture. Can anyone explain why this would be attractive at that price?[/quote] ok, I will do my best. Since the bankruptcy of Commodore, I never feel truly happy nor do I ever feel truly happy. I feel like I am going through the motions of life, numb to the monochromatic monophonic realities of life. It is like the people who went to see avatar and could not bear to not live in idyllic Pandora. I remember the first time I saw an Amiga, back in 85 or so. 4,096 colors, multtasking, stereo sound. Even in 2010 now computer has matched the Amiga's ability. My PC still beeps like an apple 2 when I turn it on, I cannot format two floppy disks at the same time, and the pc's audio does not connect to my home stereo. The promise of reigniting the amiga flame, bringing my back to 1985, is a siren song to me and others like me. I have purchased not one but two licenses even though I only have one PPC mac.. I might find another one at the goodwill or something, you never know. but just incase i do I have the license already. I will always purchase one more license than I have physical hardware for this reason. If morphos falls short of the glory of amiga, then I am going to take up crystal meth. At least I will not be held to the whim of a bahamian corporation for the rest of my living years.

  23. dana plato? on Where Were You When PLATO Was Born? · · Score: 1

    i was swallowing pills when dana plato was born. waaa choo talkin bout?

  24. then steve said... on Steve Jobs Says PC Folks' World Is Slipping Away · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Ok... Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!! [hangs up] [to assistant] Can you find out who that was?"

  25. they do this in many parts of the country on Arizona Trialing System That Lets Utility System Control Home A/Cs · · Score: 1

    every house i've lived in has had one of these. In the summer months they will cycle the AC off (Maybe the water heater too). I've never noticed it happening. If they didn't do this the electric company would have to institute rolling brownouts, which everyone would notice. Obama really isn't trying to take over your thermostat.