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Apple Reconsiders, Approves NIN iPhone App

gyrogeerloose writes "According to MacRumors, NIN's iPhone application has been approved. Trent Reznor has reported via his Twitter account that the now-approved app was resubmitted without modification, which suggests that Apple reconsidered their initial rejection. This should really come as no surprise to anyone who follows Apple news since it follows the company's typical pattern of handing potentially controversial iPhone apps, especially when it concerns high-profile rejections."

146 comments

  1. I dont get it by think_nix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    tfa:
    "the band's own application was rejected due to "objectionable" downloadable content that wasn't housed within the app itself."

    I mean it is their own content they are distributing so "NIN/Reznor" are ok with it. So why was this rejected in the first place ? I dont own anything with an i, but how many other apps out their download offsite content? Quite a few I am sure?

    1. Re:I dont get it by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I dont own anything with an i

      Oh yeah? Then how'd you type that, smartypants?

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    2. Re:I dont get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Copy&paste, its not that hard when you get used to it.

    3. Re:I dont get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      105 maybe.

    4. Re:I dont get it by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Copy/Paste.

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    5. Re:I dont get it by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Copy/Paste.

      You young kids with your "Copying" and your "Pasting". In my day when a key on our keyboard broke, we learned to live without it. And our non-adjustable CT-syndrome-causing keyboard was in the case with the monitor and the CRT, and we liked it that way.

      In retrospect, it sure made WASD games a pain in the ass, though. AAAAAAAAAA *move left dammit* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *argh, died again!*

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    6. Re:I dont get it by v1 · · Score: 1

      I believe part of the reasoning here is they want to have 100% control over what goes on the ipod. (hence why the apps have to be approved) If your app downloads something that's beyond apple's control, that bypasses the approval process. Once your main app gets approved, it can download UNapproved material they don't want getting on the ipod. It's like restricting what apps a user can run on their computer, but let them run a shell. From there they can do whatever they want by way of the shell.

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    7. Re:I dont get it by mauthbaux · · Score: 5, Informative
      As I understand it, the "objectionable" was referring to the lyrics in the music rather than fear of infringement by the copyright holder.
      Quoting from Engadget because I can't find the nin.com post:

      As posted by Trent himself in response to Apple's rejection eMail:

      ...I'll voice the same issue I had with Wal-Mart years ago, which is a matter of consistency and hypocrisy. Wal-Mart went on a rampage years ago insisting all music they carry be censored of all profanity and "clean" versions be made for them to carry. Bands (including Nirvana) tripped over themselves editing out words, changing album art, etc to meet Wal-Mart's standards of decency - because Wal-Mart sells a lot of records. NIN refused, and you'll notice a pretty empty NIN section at any Wal-Mart. My reasoning was this: I can understand if you want the moral posturing of not having any "indecent" material for sale - but you could literally turn around 180 degrees from where the NIN record would be and purchase the film "Scarface" completely uncensored, or buy a copy of Grand Theft Auto where you can be rewarded for beating up prostitutes. How does that make sense? You can buy The Downward Fucking Spiral on iTunes, but you can't allow an iPhone app that may have a song with a bad word somewhere in it. Geez, what if someone in the forum in our app says FUCK or CUNT? I suppose that also falls into indecent material. Hey Apple, I just got some SPAM about fucking hot asian teens THROUGH YOUR MAIL PROGRAM. I just saw two guys having explicit anal sex right there in Safari! On my iPhone!

      Come on Apple, think your policies through and for fuck's sake get your app approval scenario together.


      Later in the threaded discussion, Trent clarifies his position with this little gem:

      Everyone - let me be clear. I love Apple products and as goofy and out-of-touch as their app approval process / policy is, I will still use them because they work 1000X better than the competition. This is not a debate, it's a fact. The iPhone is THE most elegant, modern smartphone at this point in time and it's perfect for what we want to do with the NIN app - except for the ludicrous approval process, and that's what I want to draw attention to.

      Android is cool, but nobody has an Android phone. Blackberry is OK but the hardware is inconsistent and WinMo straight-up sucks balls. If Apple doesn't get it together, we will most certainly make it available to the jailbreak community. I didn't invest in this app to see it languish on the sidelines from an idiotic policy while this tour is in full swing.

      The nin.com front page currently has a link to download the app for those of you who are interested in it.
      Disclaimer: I'm not associated or affiliated with Engadget, the above quoting was simply convenient for posting purposes.

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    8. Re:I dont get it by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 3, Funny

      I fap to midget porn using this little app called "Safari" and there was no warning at all that I could be subjected to such horrors, and hairy palms.

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    9. Re:I dont get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but...but...thats PIRACY!

    10. Re:I dont get it by Propaganda13 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Copy/Paste.

      You young kids with your "Copying" and your "Pasting". In my day when a key on our keyboard broke, we learned to live without it. And our non-adjustable CT-syndrome-causing keyboard was in the case with the monitor and the CRT, and we liked it that way.

      In retrospect, it sure made WASD games a pain in the ass, though. AAAAAAAAAA *move left dammit* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *argh, died again!*

      U yung k1ds wth ur "C0pyng" and ur "Past1ng". N my day when a key 0n teh keybard dn't wurk, we learned 2 l1ve wthut et. And r un-adjustable CT-syndr9me-causng keybard was n teh case w/ the stuff, nd we l1ked 1t that w4y.

      And thus leet came 2b

    11. Re:I dont get it by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Not to sound like an Apple Fan Boy. But these apps are a mixed bag. Apple Control of the apps is a blessing and a curse. It is good in the fact that Malware isn't put on the iPhone or stuff that will just not work, or will hinder the system and make it run slow and crash a lot. However Apple does need to be less paranoid on competing Apps or services.

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    12. Re:I dont get it by grausamaffe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      tfa: "the band's own application was rejected due to "objectionable" downloadable content that wasn't housed within the app itself."

      I mean it is their own content they are distributing so "NIN/Reznor" are ok with it. So why was this rejected in the first place ?

      You hit the nail on the head. Apple is arbitrarily rejecting apps by attempting to use the access to "objectionable" content defense. As many others here have pointed out, Safari will give you access to much more "objectionable" content than the NIN app. Apple's acceptance/rejection policy reminds me of something...hmmm Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

    13. Re:I dont get it by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Pffft. Ever try to browse Slashdot and look at porn with no mouse/touchpad while mousekeys wont work on your weird laptop?!

      Tab about a hundred times to get to the link you want, then tab another hundred in the next window or until you get the right thumbnail etc. It's a tedious mess of tabs, enters, ALT+F4s, ALT+tabs, Windows and arrow keys, and backspaces. I'll have a broken keyboard over no mouse anyday.

      Non-mouse navigability is a great metric for the usability of a website.

    14. Re:I dont get it by joedoc · · Score: 0, Troll

      Android is cool, but nobody has an Android phone.

      Reznor is such a tool. He needs to get off the anti-depressants, crawl out from whatever rock he resides under and visit this place called the Internet once in a while.

      According to this hunk of PR, the T-Mobile G1 is ranked fifth in sales in the U.S. right now. Yes, it doesn't sell in the numbers of the (#2) iPhone or the various RIM models, but that's not bad considering the phone choices in the market. Also consider that the G1 appears to have sold itself through a lot of word-of-mouth, considering how little T-Mo has actually advertised the G1.

      He also needs to learn that Android is currently being tested on a few dozen different phones from a bunch of different manufacturers, as well as on netbooks and other portable devices. The Android Market is far more open than the Apple app market. If the Android system winds up on as many devices as it's being tested or proposed for, in addition to the few million G1s sold globally already, he's going to miss out on a big market.

      Frankly, I don't care. I always wondered what the big deal was about his music anyway. Especially if he needs to prop up something he recorded 15 years ago.

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    15. Re:I dont get it by Hatta · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I always wondered what the big deal was about his music anyway.

      The richest, deepest, most complex and powerful polyphonies composed since Bach, that's what the big deal is. I've owned The Downward Spiral since 1995, and I still hear things I haven't heard before.

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    16. Re:I dont get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alt + 105 !

    17. Re:I dont get it by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      our non-adjustable CT-syndrome-causing keyboard

      How is that different from today? If anything, then the keyboards got even worse.
      There is no single ergonomic keyboard on the market today, that is in a human price range (<$150).

      The stuff that Microsoft does is *not* ergonomic. It is, what I call "faked ergonomy". This is when it looks ergonomic, but really isn't.
      Logitech is even worse. And don't ask me about those el-cheapo curved things. They are just as bad ergonomically. Plus you feel that they are cheap crap, as soon as you use them. ^^

      I wish, DataHand keyboards were cheaper. Or at least that DataDesk Tech would still exist and make SmartBoards. :( (Their site exists, but there is nobody behind it.)

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    18. Re:I dont get it by swb · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I've owned my lawn mower since 1999 and still hear things I haven't heard before.

    19. Re:I dont get it by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      There is a much more comfortable solution: Just enable search-on-typing. Then enter the first letters of the link, until it highlights, and press enter. :)
      (Unfortunately, when pressing tab, it does not behave like bash, but goes to the next link of all links.)

      Then try mapping your window manager's keys better. A mapper tool helps.
      But it is true: A good website has to be nicely navigable with the keyboard only.

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    20. Re:I dont get it by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      How is that different from today?

      Gee, maybe the fact that you can move the keyboard independently of the monitor?

      You can actually (*gasp*) tilt the keyboard to a better angle for your wrists, and raise it or lower it in relation to your desktop and monitor?

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    21. Re:I dont get it by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wouldn't be surprised if Trent had a lawnmower sample in there somewhere.

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    22. Re:I dont get it by Glove+d'OJ · · Score: 2, Informative

      ALT+0105 on the keypad. Recreate any ASCII character with simple numbers.

    23. Re:I dont get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's right, all that needs to work is the alt key and the numpad, I advice beginners to print out an UTF 16 reference card.

    24. Re:I dont get it by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      How is this not obvious? They have so many apps to screen, do you really think they spend that much time reviewing each one? Mistakes like this will happen.

    25. Re:I dont get it by ameyer17 · · Score: 1

      The Android Market is far more open than the Apple app market.

      Plus, IIRC, it's possible to distribute Android apps without having to go through their app store.

    26. Re:I dont get it by Mozo · · Score: 1

      He's got adrian belew to put any lawnmower, dinosaur, or rhinoceros sounds in his music.

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    27. Re:I dont get it by navyjeff · · Score: 2, Informative
      I don't want to trigger a flamewar, but there are two extensions for Firefox that enable keyboard commands to make it just like your favorite text editor/quasi operating system:

      Firemacs
      Vimperator

      or if you want to go the full monty: Conkeror
      (unrelated to a famous red squirrel)

  2. Guess they need something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... to test the parental controls beta on.

  3. No mention of parental controls? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Informative

    Egads, that was a terrible summary.

    The decision to approve the app had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it was a high-profile app. They didn't reconsider just because Trent Reznor, with his celebrity status, bitched and complained and tried to Streisand the rejection.

    They approved the app this time around because now the iPhone will have parental controls to filter objectionable material (included in the beta of 3.0).

    Seriously, that's the biggest part of the whole deal with the NIN app, and it didn't get mentioned at all in the summary.

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    1. Re:No mention of parental controls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      That would make sense if 3.0 had been released. So far Apple has told people to re-submit objectionable apps for release with 3.0, but they don't get to the store before the release.

    2. Re:No mention of parental controls? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Funny

      They approved the app this time around because now the iPhone will have parental controls to filter objectionable material (included in the beta of 3.0).

      So what you're saying is, because of Trent Reznor, Apple implemented parental controls in the week between the initial rejection and the application being accepted.

      Wow, I had no idea he had that much influence. Trent Reznor is God.

    3. Re:No mention of parental controls? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      So what you're saying is, because of Trent Reznor, Apple implemented parental controls in the week between the initial rejection and the application being accepted.

      Correlation != causation, dammit.

      There could be some other factor that caused both events.

      Like, say, the aliens who assume human form who have impersonated both Steve Jobs and Trent Reznor (to say nothing of Manny Ramirez or Dennis Hopper) have a diabolical plan to get millions of people to download their thought-control software via NIN downloads over the iPhone.

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    4. Re:No mention of parental controls? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The decision to approve the app had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it was a high-profile app. They didn't reconsider just because Trent Reznor, with his celebrity status, bitched and complained and tried to Streisand the rejection.

      So, not an high-profile app, but an high-profile submitter? Sorry, but the point remains, if Trent Reznor had not been involved, raising the profile of the app, it would not have been approved.

      Thank god Apple had the wisdom to make themselves the gatekeeper of all iPhone apps. Who knows what kind of damage may have been done if the NIN app had been approved without this charade. Thanks, Apple, for keeping iPhone users all over the world safe.

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    5. Re:No mention of parental controls? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Please, someone undo that insightful moderation. Please!

      I don't want anyone who reads that post to think it was anything other than a feeble attempt at humor... and if someone truly thought it was insightful, they need to have their head examined.

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    6. Re:No mention of parental controls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're lucky we don't hit you with an informative, as well.

    7. Re:No mention of parental controls? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Trent Reznor is God.

      He'd disagree.

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    8. Re:No mention of parental controls? by slyn · · Score: 1

      The decision to approve the app had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it was a high-profile app. They didn't reconsider just because Trent Reznor, with his celebrity status, bitched and complained and tried to Streisand the rejection.

      So, not an high-profile app, but an high-profile submitter? Sorry, but the point remains, if Trent Reznor had not been involved, raising the profile of the app, it would not have been approved.

      Thank god Apple had the wisdom to make themselves the gatekeeper of all iPhone apps. Who knows what kind of damage may have been done if the NIN app had been approved without this charade. Thanks, Apple, for keeping iPhone users all over the world safe.

      There have been a whole lot of apps that were rejected at first and approved later without the help of Reznor. The most notable of which (or at least the ones I can think of off the top of my head) are all the fart apps.

      Though it's likely that Reznor's fame is what caused the double take, I'm pretty sure Apple really doesn't care how famous you are as to whether your app gets approved or not.

    9. Re:No mention of parental controls? by santiagodraco · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hmm, wrong.

      First off you have NO idea why it was reconsidered. You can speculate all day long, but it's pure speculation.

      Second 3.0 is in beta and is NOT released so it has no bearing on the "legal protection" Apple might have from it's parental controls. If that was the reason or concern you can damn well bet Apple would have waited until 3.0 is released before approving the app.

      They reconsidered on the merits of the app and the validity of the initial rejection itself, nothing more.

    10. Re:No mention of parental controls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get meta-humour, do you?

    11. Re:No mention of parental controls? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't get meta-humour, do you?

      I do when it's, you know, actually funny.

      Modding a humorous post "insightful" is not an example of meta-humor, for all values of "sense-of-humor" that are not drawn from the null set. Modding a post complaining about an insightful moderation "insightful" -- now that would be meta-humor.

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    12. Re:No mention of parental controls? by foo+fighter · · Score: 2, Informative

      More likely the mod was trying to do you a favor. You don't get karma for funny mods, but you do for insightful and informative. The mod really liked your joke and gave you karma for it, and you've basically turned it down.

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    13. Re:No mention of parental controls? by cwingrav · · Score: 1

      Right, so because of Trent Reznor, Apple implemented a last minute major feature... overnight. Ease up.

    14. Re:No mention of parental controls? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      all the fart apps

      How dare anyone claim the iPhone is an expensive toy!

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    15. Re:No mention of parental controls? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Correlation != causation, dammit.

      If you actually understood what that means, why are you trying to claim that parental controls have anything to do with it?

    16. Re:No mention of parental controls? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      If you actually understood what that means, why are you trying to claim that parental controls have anything to do with it?

      Are you kidding me? Your sarcasm detector didn't peg? Maybe you should take it in to have a professional look at it.

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    17. Re:No mention of parental controls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He got promoted? I mean, I knew he was closer to God, but... wow!

  4. Ehm... where's the content? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me, or isn't there anything here to see outside of the summary? Anyone who could share some insight in what has been happening and why it was really refused in the first place (on both no comment from Apple as far as I've seen) would be much appreciated.

    1. Re:Ehm... where's the content? by djupedal · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apple sent an email to developers yesterday that stated "All apps must be compatible with iPhone OS 3.0

      Millions of iPhone and iPod touch customers will move to iPhone OS 3.0 this summer. Beginning today, all submissions to the App Store will be reviewed on the latest beta of iPhone OS 3.0. If your app submission is not compatible with iPhone OS 3.0, it will not be approved."

      Some developers had reported balky uploads over the last 24~48 hours that went fine when retried am 5.7.2009. My guess is there was a hold on the background process for a short time until the updated process per any 3.0 goodness could be implemented. It is easy to imagine this carrying back for more than just a day or so. I had one app put on 'extended' review on 5.1 that went in for approval on 4.26 - I've since reworked the related binary under SDK 3.05 and placed it back in the queue. Big deal...life goes on.

  5. Not quite unchanged by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 5, Informative

    The app update was rejected because "The objectionable content referenced ... is 'The Downward Spiral'.".

    According to Reznor's app developer "we removed the song 'The Downward Spiral' from the server, hoping to appease apple and get this bug fix through."

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    1. Re:Not quite unchanged by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Good to see Trent's music is still "controversial" (thought provoking?) after 15 years.

      Not too much music can claim to be edgy after so long. Elvis was shocking to people at first, but hardly that way in 1971.

      I think it's a positive attribute.

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    2. Re:Not quite unchanged by Minwee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, has Apple responded by removing 'The Downward Spiral' from iTunes, so that iPhone users would not be subjected to objectionable content?

      Huh. I guess not.

    3. Re:Not quite unchanged by Machtyn · · Score: 0, Troll

      I've not listened to the song, but I am going to make some assumptions here: It has foul language, has a violent and/or sexual message.

      That's considered thought provoking? No, that's just laziness.

      Now, if I am wrong, it is because it really does have a thought provoking message on the status of culture, politics, religion, whatever. More points if it leaves out the foul language, violent and/or sexual messages... which, as I say, is laziness.

    4. Re:Not quite unchanged by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      You assumption hold true for a lot of rap music, but not the music of Trent Reznor... mindless swearing/sexuality is mainstream, but a creepy song about killing yourself still has some punch to it.

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    5. Re:Not quite unchanged by Fahrvergnuugen · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, because unlike iPhone apps in OS 2.X, iTunes music & video content has parental controls.

      Parents can prevent their children from downloading objectionable music / video from iTMS, but there is currently no such provision for applications.

      Parental controls and ratings for apps are coming with iPhone OS 3.0.

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    6. Re:Not quite unchanged by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 0, Troll

      Good to see Trent's music is still "controversial" (thought provoking?) after 15 years.

      It's not.

      He's a fat ageing washed up prick who gets makes his money making little emo kids think they're anti-establishment by listening to his music and buying all the NIN branded merchandise like the good little consumers they are.

      Sure he offends illiterate rednecks in the bible belt but teletubbies do that too in fact just about anyone different to them will offend them.

    7. Re:Not quite unchanged by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the world is a complicated place. It is almost as if rules about selling music are old, and as far as selling apps are something new?? Fucking complicated, isn't it, moron.

    8. Re:Not quite unchanged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iTunes has parental controls?

      Then can you explain to me how a song like "StarFuckers Inc.", from an album other than The Downward Spiral, doesn't get the "explicit" label in iTunes? Same for a load of NIN songs that are pretty darned "explicit".

      Obviously they aren't very good parental controls, and they certainly aren't being consistent even within iTunes.

    9. Re:Not quite unchanged by PJ1216 · · Score: 1

      Its still there. In fact, its called, "The Downward Fucking Spiral." Not sure if this name change occurred before or after this debacle as I generally use the actual songs I have on the iPhone itself to listen to the music other than the podcasts. Though I've recommended the app to folks who haven't really heard his music and told them its a good way to hear a lot of it very easily for free and completely legally.

    10. Re:Not quite unchanged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about suicide, there's only one 'fuck' in it.

      Lyrics:

      "The Downward Spiral"

      he couldn't believe how easy it was
      he put the gun into his face
      bang!
      (so much blood from such a tiny little hole)

      problems have solutions
      a lifetime of fucking things up fixed in one determined flash

      everything's blue
      in this world
      the deepest shade of mushroom blue
      all fuzzy
      spilling out of my head

    11. Re:Not quite unchanged by Fahrvergnuugen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes. If you actaully look in the store you'l see that its called S*********rs, Inc and the uncensored versions say Explicit in red letters next to them.

      There is a whole panel in the itunes prefs called "Parental" which contains a series of checkboxes and drop downs for building a content restriction matrix by rating.

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  6. Lemme make sure I understand by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You buy a product. Apple then tells you what you can and cannot put on your product? If you really wanted an app on your phone, and it was not available at the Apple Store, would you be able to get it anyhow? Or are you out of luck?

    And why in the hell would anyone buy a product where the company gets to treat you like a five year old?

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    1. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by kaaposc · · Score: 0, Funny

      All your "i"s are belong to Apple.

    2. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by stokessd · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can write your own app and install it on your own phone (that includes compiling somebodies app that you download from the net), but you have to be a developer to get the appropriate keys to push it to your phone. You can't get an executable from the net and download it to your phone either.

      There's also an ad-hoc distribution method where you can share 5 copies of your app with others, but they too have to be registered and there's a key exchange process. so you can't just hand out the app or install just any app.

      Neither method is particularly easy, both methods require that you have an intel based mac.

      The obvious solution if you don't like Apple's walled garden method is:

      1) don't buy one - but you lose out on what is really a very nice phone and internet gadget

      2) jailbreak - then you truly own it, but things can and do break and generally don't work as well as with an non-jailbroken phone (in my experience, your mileage may vary).

      Sheldon

    3. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you walked through a Wal*mart? Ever?

      They do a huge amount of business selling products that treat the user like a five year old (and many of those products aren't even intended for five year olds).

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    4. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah, so Apple users are basically Wal-Mart shoppers. Thanks for the insight.

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    5. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by stokessd · · Score: 4, Informative

      I forgot to add, in addition to having to use an intel mac, you also have to pay to be a developer, $99 a year... Not sure how or if that translates to other countries.

      Sheldon

    6. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by flahwho · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And why in the hell would anyone buy a product where the company gets to treat you like a five year old?

      Apple is acting more and more like Microsoft

    7. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's because there's big bucks in pandering to the Narcissistic and Borderline Personality disordered population, which may comprise as much as 1/5th of the nation's populace. People that're effectively children (pre-teen/teen) in parts of their intellectual development. They tend to have VASTLY lowered impulse control, which leads to them spending money all over the place.

    8. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 3, Insightful

      3. Change Apple's behavior by
        a.) Educating people on how they're being controlled by Apple and making them ashamed of it
        b.) Making the hypocrisy of Apple's marketing message synonymous with the brand itself

      The key point is that Apple "treats people like a five year old".

    9. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by syzler · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's also an ad-hoc distribution method where you can share 5 copies of your app with others, but they too have to be registered and there's a key exchange process. so you can't just hand out the app or install just any app.

      Actually you can share up to 100 ad-hoc copies of the app with others. They do not have to be registered as iPhone developers. There is not a key exchange between the developer and the end user. The end user, however, does have to provide the unique device ID of their Apple device. The App developer then adds the device as an allowed device in the developer's provisioning profile.

      To install the app, the end user installs the developer's provisioning profile on the device as well as the application.

      There is an exchange, but it is not as complicated as the end user having to generate a key and submit it to the end-user

      With that being said, I really wish I could just distribute compiled versions of my apps to friends without having to maintain a list of their current device IDs.

    10. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      "And why in the hell would anyone buy a product where the company gets to treat you like a five year old?"

      Because it's shiney, and unkle Steve is a little less strict that unkle Stalin.....from time to time....if you eat your greens and tidy your room without whining too much.

    11. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by RawJoe · · Score: 0

      You buy a product. Apple then tells you what you can and cannot put on your product? If you really wanted an app on your phone, and it was not available at the Apple Store, would you be able to get it anyhow? Or are you out of luck?

      This sounds like most (not all, but most) of the cell phones on the market. My wife can't install whatever she wants on her Nokia 2600. Sure the iPhone is labeled in the Smartphone/PDA class, but I don't think installing whatever you want on it is required to be in that class.

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    12. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by aetherworld · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, not really. You have to pay to have your application in the iTunes store. You can develop applications all you want but once you want to distribute them through the store that Apple builds and maintains you have to pay an annual fee. Which, in my understanding of economics, is actually fair.

      Also, I kind of understand why Apple doesn't have much incentive to port Xcode to Windows and/or Linux. You are, however, free to do so yourself, if you manage to do so without reverse engineering it.

      And, if you're well versed in ObjectiveC, there are things like WinChain which allow you to build the native iPhone toolchain on Windows (or Linux if you prefer).

      So please, for the love of the rest of us, don't spout any populistic crap in the future which has no relation to reality.

    13. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by tepples · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1) don't buy one

      What alternatives to iPhone and iPod Touch would you recommend for a U.S. resident? Are BlackBerry phones any better?

    14. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 3, Funny

      a.) I've had 5 or 6 iPods, now have an iPhone, and I have an Macbook Pro.

      Feel free to begin the education process, I'll let you know when I begin to feel ashamed.

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    15. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Funny.... I have a Windows Mobile operating system, and I can develop what I want. I can install what I want.

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    16. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by RawJoe · · Score: 0

      Note I said most. I'd bet that most cell phone users don't use windows mobile either.

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    17. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Do you still ask that question? I gave up asking almost a year ago when I saw an iPhone user telling me how backwards I am for using MMS/J2ME and living happily now with my Symbian devices.

      The real evil thing is, they made Nokia (!) and Microsoft (!!!) look open market place compared to them. I wouldn't think one day I would defend Nokia's Symbian signed/ Sun's ultra paranoid J2ME certification but when you see the alternative "App Store", you end up defending it.

      IMHO iPhone developers should also add "Garage Band" to their order and find a way to sell millions of albums to get treated well :)

    18. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      You actually *do* have to be enrolled in the iPhone Developer Program, and pay the annual $99 fee, to be able to test your own application on your own phone, as crazy as it sounds.

      Yes, you can develop and test your application on the iPhone simulator on your own computer for free - but putting it on the iPhone requires paying Apple for the priviledge.

      Because otherwise there wouldn't really be anything stopping anybody putting whatever software they want on their iPhone - just use XCode to build it yourself and there you go.

      But you can't. Unless you jailbreak it.

      One of the reasons I decided to go for a Nokia E71 rather than an iPhone. It's not a perfect phone by any measure, and the iPhone has a better web browser, but I'll be damned before I let some silly company force me to pay them for the priviledge of putting my own software on my own phone.

    19. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by iamflimflam1 · · Score: 1

      There's also an ad-hoc distribution method where you can share 5 copies of your app with others, but they too have to be registered and there's a key exchange process. so you can't just hand out the app or install just any app.

      Ad-hoc distribution: you can install on 100 devices. All you need is the device id. You send out the application and mobile provision file.

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    20. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      That's insightful?! Apple has always held a tight control over their products using any means possible. Before I knew about FSF, Open Source, and the ideology behind all of that (a young teen in the 80's), I figured out that a closed system was not good for the customer. IBM clones proved that to me - they were cheaper and performed just as well.

      For example, I'll never understand why a Mac user would by the crappy Mac router for $100, when the $30 Belkin, DLink, Linksys was just as good. (Yes, I understand, the latest Mac routers are much better and have more features.)

      Apple has been around longer than Microsoft and have been mistreating their customers longer.

    21. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is necessary for ad-hoc distribution as well. You are flagrantly wrong in the only statement that contradicts what he said.

    22. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by aetherworld · · Score: 1

      You actually *do* have to be enrolled in the iPhone Developer Program, and pay the annual $99 fee, to be able to test your own application on your own phone, as crazy as it sounds.

      But you can't. Unless you jailbreak it.

      Um...

      Nothing more to add, really... Just jailbreak and test. Or use the simulator. There is absolutely NO reason to develop an app, test it on your own iPhone and NOT deploy it.

      My point was that you do NOT have to own an Intel Mac and you don't have to pay apple to just play around with the SDK. It's when you want to commercially deploy apps that you have to pay.

      (Actually you have to pay them too when you release it as freeware which kinda sucks, to be honest. They could have at least made a free account for releasing, say, up to a maximum of 3 freeware apps a year. Or even just one...)

    23. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by mrsquid0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      > And why in the hell would anyone buy a product where the
      > company gets to treat you like a five year old?

      Because Apple knows best. I am a little surprised that we have not turned over much more control of our lives to Apple. They make such cool hardware.

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    24. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Nope. You don't buy a product. You buy the right to participate (in a sect). The device you receive is merely a token of membership and medium over which you can partake in the flesh of Steve Jobs.

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    25. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by guyminuslife · · Score: 2, Funny

      You shame your Clan, Yokoto. There is but one honorable solution left for you.

      I shall expect to see you at dawn, the blood still warm on the white of your Macbook. We will give you a hero's burial, and the dignity of your family's domain name shall remain intact.

      We were brothers, once...

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    26. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why in the hell would anyone buy a product where the company gets to treat you like a five year old?

      ROTFLMAO. You must be new to the internet. The iPhone is the new Windows 95. Everyone and his brother wants desperately to fit in, so they buy it.

    27. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      What is wrong with you? First you admit that you have to pay just to get your app on your phone. And then you turn around again and talk about "comercially deploy". It has absolutely nothing to do with any comercial interests beside that of Apple. It is just about deploying. As soon as you want to deploy your app to any phone you have to pay, even if it is your only own. You just can't even get it on your own phone without paying, and that can't possibly be called a "comercial deploy".

      I am personally not judging people very fast but I can't help but think that you are one of the first obvious astroturfers I see here. What other reason could a person have to use that sneaky language and try to weasel around the facts?

    28. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by 2short · · Score: 1

      Yes. That is the deal with the iPhone, and various other products, some from Apple. Vast numbers of people don't care, and buy the products knowing this. Some people don't like it and don't buy them. Some people continue to profess utter mystification, and claim a bizzare mental deficiency that prevents them from comprehending that this is in fact the deal.

      I don't have an iPhone, but I'm guessing people who do bought one because it does stuff they want to do (or it's just shiny) and these positives outweigh the amount they care that Apple denies them access to purely theoretical software; that amount of caring being "diddly-squat".

      I mean, come on. Feel free to say you hate Apples business model here. But if you really can't figure out why other people don't care I'm not sure your opinion should cary much weight. It's not rocket science.

    29. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      1) don't buy one

      What alternatives to iPhone and iPod Touch would you recommend for a U.S. resident? Are BlackBerry phones any better?

      As a current BlackBerry user, I'm sold on the iPhone. I think the BB is garbage.

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    30. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by PJ1216 · · Score: 1

      BlackBerry phones are *arguably* better. Some people swear by them while most iPhone users will tell you their the worst things in the world. Personally, while I own an iPhone 3G, I'm somewhat jealous of my friends' Storms (2 friends and my brother have Storms). The Storm is probably the most similar one in functionality to the iPhone, though Bold, Curve, and Pearl all get pretty good reviews as well.

    31. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no, Microsoft doesn't care what I put on a Windows Mobile phone.

    32. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you can't. Unless you jailbreak it.

      Just jailbreak and test.

      I'm constantly amazed at how the Apple cult uses the phrase "just jailbreak" as though it was not an abomination. These same fans will find any workaround provided by MS to be the spawn of the devil, despite the fact that MS isn't hypocritically and constantly hyping "It Just Works"

        Or use the simulator. There is absolutely NO reason to develop an app, test it on your own iPhone and NOT deploy it.

      Well, what if I want to write an app for my own iPhone, without jail breaking it against the license terms? What's my option then? Pay Apple for the privilege of running the software I wrote, on the hardware I bought, for what exactly? Driving past the toll booth they put on my proverbial driveway?

      Actually, that's a good meme to spread. Apple is like a real estate agent that charges you a 30% commission on on house with a 1 car garage, and then once the check clears, the agent goes out and builds a $99 per trip tool booth in front of your garage door.

    33. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have heard that people manage to live without any alternative just perfectly. It is not like you really must have one. Otherwise Apple would have been hit with anti-trust already.

      But it is your own decision if your need is large enough to eat the shit they serve with it. I personally decided to not eat shit at all, no matter what else is included in that bundle. But maybe you think different.

    34. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      This sounds like most (not all, but most) of the cell phones on the market. My wife can't install whatever she wants on her Nokia 2600.

      That is only the case if you buy it from a phone service provider. If you buy it from the manufacturer (or non-service provider dealers), you will get the phone unlocked etc.

      iPhone on the other hand...

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    35. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Ash-Fox · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What is wrong with you? First you admit that you have to pay just to get your app on your phone. And then you turn around again and talk about "comercially deploy". It has absolutely nothing to do with any comercial interests beside that of Apple. It is just about deploying. As soon as you want to deploy your app to any phone you have to pay, even if it is your only own. You just can't even get it on your own phone without paying, and that can't possibly be called a "comercial deploy".

      I am personally not judging people very fast but I can't help but think that you are one of the first obvious astroturfers I see here. What other reason could a person have to use that sneaky language and try to weasel around the facts?

      Quoting so this valuable comment doesn't get lost to some because of the zero karma ACs have.

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    36. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      2) jailbreak - then you truly own it, but things can and do break and generally don't work as well as with an non-jailbroken phone (in my experience, your mileage may vary).

      Not really trying to prove you wrong here, because I also only have my own experience to draw upon, but what kind of problems did you run into? Pretty much the only difference I noticed between my iPhone and a non-jailbroken version is that I can ssh into it, and have access to a non-apple "app store" in the form of cydia.

      Stability, compatibility with apple's stuff (like the app store and itunes), all seems to be the same. Could it be that you installed a buggy app from cydia, and that it's not actually the jailbreaking that caused your phone to "not work as well"?

    37. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mental capacity of a 5 year old seems to fit just about right with the average Apple product user.

    38. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by moon3 · · Score: 1

      Apple's strong pimp hand is very appreciated even awed.

    39. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      You can write apps for nokias (at least ones with factory firmware, I belive some providers lock them down even more) with a with a self signed cert but there are some fairly major limitations on what those apps can do.

      If you want to get past those limitations and do things like use the built in GPS in some phones then you will have to go through the whole devcert/approval rigmarole (unless your company is big enough to persuade symbian to hand them thier own deployment certificate)

      Oh and BTW symbians basterdised version of C++ sucks.

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    40. Re:Lemme make sure I understand by Draek · · Score: 1

      You can develop applications all you want but once you want to distribute them through the store that Apple builds and maintains you have to pay an annual fee. Which, in my understanding of economics, is actually fair.

      Whether it's fair or not depends on the answer to a single question: can you distribute an app you wrote through any method other than the store that Apple builds and maintains? one that doesn't involve the people you're distributing to having to register as developers themselves?

      Also, I kind of understand why Apple doesn't have much incentive to port Xcode to Windows and/or Linux. You are, however, free to do so yourself, if you manage to do so without reverse engineering it.

      I'll give you an incentive to port it to Windows and/or Linux: because most developers don't have an Intel Mac, most developers don't *want* to buy an Intel Mac, and most developers don't give two shits about whether it's fair for Apple to keep their phone locked to their PC platform, they only care that they do.

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  7. I was going to write an app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but I found out that they take 6 months to approve/trash your app, there's no justification, and then they don't pay their bills.

    Is Apple in financial distress? Any of the financial minds on this board, do you know?

    1. Re:I was going to write an app by stokessd · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have a trivial little app that I made and it took apple about two weeks to approve it. Maybe it's because it's a simple app, or maybe things have been improving.

      Sheldon

    2. Re:I was going to write an app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you'd written it, it would be up there by now and you'd be raking in cash instead of bitching online.

    3. Re:I was going to write an app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2009/04/22results.html
      No, they look to be pretty far into the black to me. They're making a billion in profit a quarter and have massive cash reserves. I doubt that every add takes 6 months to approve at this point, and I don't know what you mean by "then they don't pay their bills".

      Also, this:
      http://www.adwhirl.com/reports/adwhirl_iphone_advertising_snapshot.pdf (PDF) might be of interest if you are still considering writing an app (if you ever really were...). If you write something people want, even if it's ad-supported, but free to use, you can make quite a bit (and apple doesn't get a cut of your ad revenue like they do off the price of a non-free app).

      -Lee

    4. Re:I was going to write an app by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      It's funny you should say that, because from what I've read... Writing an App Store app is almost certainly not a road to 'raking in cash' except for a privileged few who either got in really early, or do something really novel. One in thousands. Everyone else is busy competing against apps that do what theirs do, for 10 cents, a dollar, 2 dollars less, until it becomes too low to be worthwhile.

  8. Not reconsidered, just a different approver by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Nullriver's tethering app had its ins and outs with the app store too. Give it a couple days and the NIN will be re-revoked.

  9. Marketing BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical marketing move create a little controversy with a high profile app; get the famous person endorsing the app involve and like OMG it got approve

  10. App store approval is completely random by homb · · Score: 5, Informative

    You have to understand that this has absolutely NOTHING to do with Reznor or NIN.

    Apple's approval system is COMPLETELY RANDOM, and depends on:
    - a set of vague rules
    - who is testing your product

    There have been countless examples of apps rejected, resubmitted unchanged and accepted.

    I have in fact gotten the perfect proof: I developed an open-source app. I submitted the app on day 0 and at the same time released the source code in its entirety under a BSD license.
    On day +7, the app was rejected because the tester couldn't log in, supposedly. On day +8, I resubmitted. On day +10, the EXACT SAME app was approved on the app store with slightly different graphics. Some guy had taken the source, compiled and submitted a few days after me.
    I went and bought (yes, the guy sold the app that I was giving away for free) the app, and noticed that it had all the issues that my app had, and he hadn't changed the code one bit.

    To add insult to injury, my app got rejected another TWO times before finally being approved on day +35.

    Conclusion: the App Store approval is completely random within a vague framework.

    1. Re:App store approval is completely random by Cathbard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm going to bookmark this post as a perfect example of why one should use gpl. Thanks.

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    2. Re:App store approval is completely random by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      I'm going to bookmark this post as a perfect example of why one should use gpl.

      I think I get what you mean, but care to elaborate?

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    3. Re:App store approval is completely random by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      Using the GPL wouldn't help in this case. Even if the dude had provided everyone who bought the app with the source, what will they do with it? The source isn't useful unless you're in the developer program. And you'd only get it when you buy the app anyway.

    4. Re:App store approval is completely random by Cathbard · · Score: 1

      Simple. Had it been licensed as gpl the author wouldn't have had to pay for his own application and any improvements to the code would have been fed back for all to use including the original author. Instead it was closed off and sold for the benefit of a leech. In this case the closed off version was even presented to the public first who then paid money for an inferior version.

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    5. Re:App store approval is completely random by 2short · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If he had used GPL, the other guy would have to offer the source for download somewhere, but otherwise could do exactly the same thing. Also, thanks to Apple, that source would not actually let others use the app for free; they'd still have to pay the other guy to get it on their iPhone.

      If you don't want others using your code, don't release the source.

    6. Re:App store approval is completely random by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he had used GPL, the other guy would have to offer the source for download somewhere, but otherwise could do exactly the same thing. Also, thanks to Apple, that source would not actually let others use the app for free; they'd still have to pay the other guy to get it on their iPhone.

      If you don't want others using your code, don't release the source.

      Actually, it looks like this thread is a great example on why you should use GPL and not APPLe.

  11. Re:How much does it cost to get rejected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What rock do you live under?

  12. Apple May Not Have Reconsidered.... by ToasterOven · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IMO, chances are more likely that Apple did not "reconsider" the decision. Trent resubmitted the app to the App Store, so a completely different reviewer saw the app and probably didn't find anything wrong with it, and therefore approved it. The approval process for the App Store thus far seems to be subjective to the individual reviewer's whims and requirements, in addition to the (very vague) standards set by Apple. So when Trent initially submitted the app, reviewer A found the Downward Spiral reference to be potentially objectionable -- maybe his or her kids only listen to classical -- and when he submitted the second time, reviewer B saw nothing in the app that was an issue -- their kids probably listen to NIN all the time -- and approved it.

    1. Re:Apple May Not Have Reconsidered.... by v1 · · Score: 2

      Also considering the complaints Apple had been fielding awhile ago, Apple probably hired a lot more people for their review staff, and that increases the chances that your app will be reviewed by a more "lax" reviewer.

      I don't think we'll be seeing it anytime soon, (wikileaks please?) but I'm sure Apple starts them out with a simple checklist of "absolutely not allowed" that if the app has any of that, it's rejected immediately. Beyond that, there's probably a second list of more subjective test, things like the baby shaker "in bad taste", profanity, pornography, etc. Anything borderline is bound to get rejected or approved depending on who reviews it, as long as there are some subjective criteria.

      And there's always going to be an occasional "oops" of something getting approved that really should not have because it flagrantly violates one of the absolute rules.

      Apple has a pretty simple way to fake more consistency in their approval process. When a dev submits an app, remember who the reviewer was. Now, any additional submissions by that dev will always be reviewed by that same reviewer. Resubmit it 10 times and you're probably going to get rejected every time, because it's the same reviewer.

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    2. Re:Apple May Not Have Reconsidered.... by ToasterOven · · Score: 1
      Exactly my point, there is likely (as you said) a core objective list of things that are not allowed. After that, it seems to be up to whomever reviews the app.

      I can't say I agree with the suggestion of assigning a reviewer to a developer though, as that opens a few issues. Take the NIN case for example... what happens if you get a reviewer that hates NIN's music style and only listens to classical and light jazz music? They will inherently be more likely to find the NIN apps objectionable, albeit by their own standards rather than Apple's. Sure, now Trent's apps get rejected consistently, but the process is not any more fair or equal than it was before.

      I think there needs to be a clear set of guidelines that their reviewers need to follow, as well as a similar (if not the same) set of guidelines published for developers to follow. I can see some justifiable reasons why Apple may not want to publish *everything* that would be rejected, because some items may require a more subjective look or may have extenuating circumstances. But at least a clear set of guidelines would help to clear the air. Then, if an app falls into a grey area, where something needs further review, two things should happen:
      1. The developer should be notified that their application is being processed, and that it needs further review for X reason, and
      2. The application is then sent to a smaller, more specialized committee to determine the exact nature of the issue and whether or not that violates the policies.

      Then, if the application is rejected after that, the developer needs to be given a very specific and detailed response as to why the app is rejected, and what (if anything) they can do to correct the problem. If necessary, this could be under the NDA (that the dev has already agreed to) so that they could disclose the reasons to the developer without restriction.

      Either way, the decision and details should be fully documented so that any future questions could be answered. That way, if app A has been approved, and similar app B is rejected, then a dispute resolution could review the reasoning used in both decisions and determine a more fair resolution. Just my 5 cents :-)

  13. I've always thought... by Chris+Snook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...that Trent could use a warm blankie.

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    1. Re:I've always thought... by Zenzilla · · Score: 1

      I always though him and Alanis Morissette should hook up. Jagged little pill, angry at men Alanis, not the post India trip one.

    2. Re:I've always thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look at Trent's fiance and listen to the music from the band she's in. The music is pretty decent, but vastly different than Reznor's music. His fiance is Mariqueen Maandig from the band West Indian Girl. Just listen to even a sample of "To Die in LA" from their album "4th and Wall." ... He definitely found his warm blankie. Actually, considering what she looks like, I'll have to say its a *hot* blankie.

    3. Re:I've always thought... by Christian+Henry · · Score: 1

      ...that Trent could use a warm blankie.

      Funny, you don't look like Tori Amos. lol.

  14. No, it was unchanged by MunchMunch · · Score: 1
    See, for instance, these two articles:

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-13579_3-10235906-37.html

    http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/05/07/happiness-in-slavery-nin-iphone-app-approved-with-no-changes/

    The app was unchanged from when it was submitted. That Reznor quote is misleading--regardless of the tactics they tried prior to approval, in the end the version approved was unchanged from the original.

  15. Bow down before the one you serve... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're gonna get what you deserve.

  16. you know who you are by the_fat_kid · · Score: 1

    you are going to "get what you deserve" it just might take a little longer thatn you expected...

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  17. Apple still doesn't have it together. by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many, many development shops which don't have the enormous global soapbox of Trent Reznor and NIN are still getting shafted explicitly and anally by Apple's backward app approval policies. They don't respond to our emails. They don't tell us why. iFlinger.

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    1. Re:Apple still doesn't have it together. by n00854180t · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the world of Apple, where backwards bullshit policies and systems are the rule.

  18. Classy Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps it was the style and grace with which Mr. Reznor raised his concerns that persuaded Apple to modify their approval.

  19. I'd have guessed so. by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

    So it take being a rockstar to get things past QA? I knew they had a weakness.

  20. Luck of the draw by chaynlynk · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the application review process works much like tech support.
    Sometimes you get a helpful individual, and sometimes you get a total jerk.
    I'm guessing it's not a collective decision by Apple, but an individual or a few people that just happened to have that opinion of the app.
    That would certainly explain how the app approval process appears to be very arbitrary.

  21. What Trent SHOULD Do... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Is now remove the app from the Apple Store, citing "This is a company that has no clue about the direction it is headed, nor its path for the future. I refuse to market my product through a company that is most certainly guaranteed to fail by making so many incongruous decisions."

    It would only take the words of a few select people and Apple would DIE.

    I wish Trent would realize his power and wield it.

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    1. Re:What Trent SHOULD Do... by cowscows · · Score: 1

      I think you're seriously overestimating the power of celebrities. Particularly when dealing with something as mundane as a mass produced cell phone. Trent Reznor or anybody else famous can say whatever they want about how much the iPhone sucks, but just as easily as I can listen to them, I can walk over to one of the handful of coworkers in my office that have iPhones, try it out, and make my own decision.

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    2. Re:What Trent SHOULD Do... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Or you could just ask around in Japan what the hot shit really is. The iPhone bombed over there, because there are more powerful and more capable phones made there.

      Trent wields the confidence of MILLIONS of people. Remember the outcry the Dixie Chicks caused criticizing the war? Trent could cause the same thing.

      Take a closer look a history and see just what celebrities can do. *cough* RONALD REAGAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE *cough*

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    3. Re:What Trent SHOULD Do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Trent loves apple more than life itself, he wouldn't do anything to hurt them.

    4. Re:What Trent SHOULD Do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPhone didn't really bomb, just others outshined it. Once Apple added 3G and Emoji, it started to pick up

  22. lyrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to fsck you like an animal. I want to feel you on the inside.

  23. This is just Apple kickin' it old school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When emperor Joseph told Mozart "too many notes," Mozart resubmitted the exact same score a few weeks later and it was approved.

  24. Is this Singularity-related? by Sybert42 · · Score: 1

    Open exchange of FLAC or other audio files is pro-Singularity.

  25. What's that in your mouth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems you have some valid point to make. But we can hear you clearly if you take out Steve Job's dick out of your mouth. Seriously.

  26. Rant and Whine by apuku · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't think of myself as an Apple fanboy, but I have bought lots of Macs over the years (starting with a Lisa 2 with MacWorks waaay back in 1984 - I'm old, too). I tend to like most of Apple's products, but the app store sucks, at least for developers.

    First of all, you have to submit your app and wait an indeterminate amount of time (usually a week) for it to be approved presumably by some semi-trained monkey-boy. Then there's the whole release date fiasco that costs you sales unless you know about it.

    But the worst part, is the freakin' rating system: rate-on-delete? YGTBFKM! And the ratings show up in the 'App store' app, but not in iTunes? And your competitors come along and give you the lowest rating and you have no recourse. Or the luser who didn't read the app description - it's enough to make a BOFH's head explode! I mean, my calculator app may not be great, but it's not crap. http://ghostwood.org/software/ (sorry about the shameless self-promotion).

    Anyway, I understand where Trent's coming from - which, come to think of it, is a scary thought.

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  27. Trent's really going to start cutting himself now by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

    out of sheer anhedonic joy.

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