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Social Networking Behavioral Agreements At Work?

r0nc0 writes "My company (a Fortune 15 company) has recently required everyone that accesses the company portal to accept or decline an 'agreement' that governs the use of social networking. It basically states that any discussion of the company or any of the work that you do, whether at the office or at home, must be governed by their rules of social networking. Naturally these rules are that you never say anything bad or negative about the company, nor do you say anything bad or negative about anything. It's presented like a EULA, but if you decline more than 3 times your manager is notified. Naturally I declined it each time until my manager complained to me about all the email he was getting about me not accepting the agreement, so I went ahead and accepted, knowing that anybody who cares would just post anonymously anyway. This is the first time I've run into a forced agreement about social networking, and the agreement is so broad that it can't possibly be enforced. I've tried pointing out that agreements like that only drive people away and aren't necessary anyway, but I might as well talk to a brick wall. Has anyone else out there run into social networking behavioral agreements like this?"

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  1. Uh by Fallingcow · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you just violated it. Oopsie!

    1. Re:Uh by Fallingcow · · Score: 4, Funny

      Holy shit, I've been here quite a while and I don't think I've ever had a goatse troll post in response to me!

      Do I get a prize?

      Wait, never mind, even if I do I doubt it's anything I want to know about.

    2. Re:Uh by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sounds like if he did not accept the EULA-style agreement a few times and they keep asking him, he's being harassed at work. A good lawyer would put a stop to it. And if he did get caught out, then a good lawyer could definitely make a case that he was badgered into agreeing.

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    3. Re:Uh by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or he'd just get fired. And that's a black mark on your career, especially as the court case drags-on and gets published in papers. I think there are better ways to handle it such as:

      - Instead of signing the agreement just scribble some illegible scrawl. That way if it goes to a court of law (very unlikely), you can deny signing the contract, "Huh? That's not my signature. It's obviously been forged. My signature looks like this..."

      - or - Cross-out the part you find objectionable, specifically the "outside of work" section. A company can control what you say on the clock, but off the clock they can not. And then sign it using your customary signature. I do this with those stupid patent agreements - what I invent in my basement, on my time, is MINE not theirs.

      You have to stand-up for liberty, else they'll take it away. Don't make it easy for them.

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    4. Re:Uh by cbs4385 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How do you cross out a portion of a web form with 'I agree' and 'I do no agree' buttons?

    5. Re:Uh by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Permanent marker on your monitor. Just be careful not to scroll before clicking 'I agree,' lest you change which part you've crossed out.

    6. Re:Uh by kramerd · · Score: 3, Informative

      That isnt how a signature works.

      What matters is that you signed it, not what you signed.

      If you sign your mortgage with your mother's name, you are still liable, not her.

    7. Re:Uh by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I didn't think of that. My employers always made me sign an actual piece of paper with an actual signature. Is an agreement checkmarked on a screen binding? How do they prove that *I* did the checkmark, and not some HR flunky, or the pointy-haired boss? I don't think they can.

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    8. Re:Uh by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, the parent to your post got it right. It's not what you signed, it's the act of doing the signing that matters. A more detailed explanation can be found here.

    9. Re:Uh by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2

      Yes! You are the proud winner of a minus one (-1) offtopic moderation, and a plus one (+1) under-rated moderation! Congratulations!

    10. Re:Uh by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      False. Signing is not enough. They must also be able to prove the signature is tied to a specific person, and if you made an illegible blotch of ink across the page, then there's no verifiability. The contract is null and will be rejected by the courts.

      One assumes you're not going to lie to cover your own ass (whether in court or otherwise) -- I like to believe that most folks learned to stop doing that sometime in their teens. If your honor means so little to you (or if not that, than your trustworthiness to others), then have fun with that.

    11. Re:Uh by Fallingcow · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One assumes you're not going to lie to cover your own ass (whether in court or otherwise) -- I like to believe that most folks learned to stop doing that sometime in their teens.

      Funny, for me it's been the reverse--from a young age I felt that it was very wrong to lie and almost never did (and always felt bad about it). Only later did I discover (much to my surprise and, when participating in it, discomfort) that being disingenuous and even lying outright is not only widely accepted in the adult world, but very often expected.

      This is especially common in business, I've found, where being perfectly honest on a résumé and/or application will practically never land you a job, especially on those "why do you want to work here"-type question (let's face it, 99% of the time the real answer is "I want money and this job sounds like it won't suck too much"). Then there's "networking" which often involves creating a whole false persona. It's sickening, but damn-near unavoidable, and certainly considered to be normal and acceptable.

    12. Re:Uh by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>>One assumes you're not going to lie to cover your own ass

      Why not? Politicians lie all the time. Ditto corporations. So too do cops, and courts have stated cops are allowed to lie. ("No I'm not recording this," even though they are.) If they are allowed to lie, then I'm allowed to lie too. That makes it an even playing field in the adversarial legal system, where virtually anything goes.

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    13. Re:Uh by Dragonslicer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Both my direct manager and the head of HR know our passwords.

      There's a sure sign of a problem right there.

    14. Re:Uh by WNight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But neither can your signature really be used to link you, handwriting analysis is only so good after all...

      That's why people witness other people's signatures, because otherwise there really isn't any reason to trust even well-formed marks on paper.

      But ultimately, it's just even-more marked-up paper.

  2. More like a safeguard by thomasinx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's less of an enforceable EULA, and more of an excuse to fire. This way the company will have a (more) legitimate excuse if they fire you for something said about the company. They'd fire you anyways, but this just gives them more 'grounds' in case you go back and try to sue them.

    1. Re:More like a safeguard by bennomatic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know why they force you to agree to it. Unless there's some sort of union agreement or tenure issue, most people are at-will employees, at least in the US, and can be fired at any time for any reason.

      Maybe the issue is firing for cause, which allows companies to get out of their obligation to pay unemployment, as I understand it, but if it's just a matter of separating the wheat and the chaff, they don't need an agreement to do this.

      It goes like this: "Hey, look, this employee clearly isn't happy, and instead of dealing with their manager or colleagues, they're airing their dirty laundry to the world. This isn't the kind of person we want to trust with our trade secrets. G'bye!"

      A better company would have identified the problems sooner by using good performance management methodologies which would encourage open and honest communication among the ranks, but many companies can't be bothered. There's a growing sector of the talent management software market that deals with this because some companies do realize that they can save a lot of cutter by keeping their good employees happy and not resorting to these sorts of punitive measures.

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    2. Re:More like a safeguard by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Al Capone, the notorious gangster at whose feet practically all of organized crime in the 1920's was lain, was indicted for the one crime they could effectively make stick ...

      Income tax evasion.

      Not murder or extortion or any other crime that you'd associate with Capone. Tax evasion. With that conviction in the bag, they threw the book at him.

      The poster's company's Social Networking agreement seems to be prep for the same kind of action. For whatever reason they might *want* to fire him, or penalize him, or just overlook him for a benefit, they can set him up for failure to comply with a confounding, overly-broad rule that he signed his intention to obey.

      It streamlines the bureaucratic process for them, because all they need is *one* reason.

      Every time HR asks me to generate a report on the surfing habits of an employee, I know exactly where it's going, and sure enough, I'm deactivating accounts soon afterward.

      People don't *really* get fired for surfing the net. It's just easier to make the case that way.

    3. Re:More like a safeguard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      most people are at-will employees, at least in the US, and can be fired at any time for any reason.

      You mean, can be fired at any time for _no_ reason.

      It's an important distinction (since there are reasons you _can't_ be fired for). See also FMLA, ADA, etc.

    4. Re:More like a safeguard by thomasinx · · Score: 2

      It's not that people can't be fired at any time, it's that there are some reasons that are legally unacceptable for firing someone. Among these are disabilities, old age, marriage, pregnancy, race, etc. If you get fired for one of these reasons (and you can prove it) then the company did a no-no, and you're likely eligible for compensation. (Although proving it is hard).

      In this case, the company is playing it safe in case someone wants to play the free-speech card. (e.g., "I was fired for using my right to free-speech. Give me money since you wrongfully fired me")

      Or that's their goal. This EULA might be a bit too broad for something like that, and could introduce other issues. It depends on exactly what is said in it. The safest bet is to just not use your real name when blogging, and not let the company find out.

    5. Re:More like a safeguard by Motard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Umm, perhaps it has occurred to you that when someone asks you to look into surfing habits of an employee, they have some reason for looking into that. That you know exactly where it is going seems like a pretty good indication that they're not doing it randomly (i.e. they're not on a fishing expedition - unless you can say that the majority of cases turn out to be innocent, work related surfing - and they're still fired).

      Some companies (EDS for instance, although this was some years ago) have codes of conduct that extend beyond the workplace. That's a little close to the line for my taste, but if your CEO sees you running naked down the midway of the state fair with the company's logo strapped to your head, well, you might want to fear for your job.

    6. Re:More like a safeguard by plalonde2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It just makes it more expensive to fight your suit against the megacorp. Since justice belongs to the party with the deeper pockets, megacorp gets away with it until some defense lawyer can carry the whole thing through, which reduces how many attorneys might take on what might be an otherwise open-shut case.

    7. Re:More like a safeguard by billcopc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well now, if you're wearing the company's logo on your head, you're not naked now are you ?

      The problem with these overreaching contracts is we let them get away with it, because people are goddamned chickenshits when it comes to money. When faced with the choice between getting a shit job with a shit contract, or turning it down and looking for a more respectful employer, people always go with #1. Well sure enough, as time goes by, option #1 shoves its hand farther up your ass and before you know it, clause #36 of your employment contract has you giving daily handjobs to the entire executive board.

      At some point, we gotta grow some balls and tell these bastards "NO! I am not your bitch! Fuck your contract and fuck you!", or start investing in the personal lubricant industry.

      If you still want that shit job, if you somehow enjoy being treated like a child and chastised for every little shred of humanity you have left in you, by all means move to Britain, they love your kind! The rest of us would much rather have our private lives unhindered by the fine print of wage slavery.

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  3. So... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What actually happens if you would have kept declining? Does that actually impact your salary or continued employment? And do they consider /. to be a "Social Networking" site?

    Personally, I think it'd be worthwhile to mail the text to the EFF.

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    1. Re:So... by mr_mischief · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Perhaps most importantly, is it even legal for them to force an existing employee into new terms of employment in his jurisdiction?

      A good practice for the employee is to never say anything regarding your employer's business that you have not been authorized to say on your employer's behalf, period. Another is to never allow your personal opinion about something outside your company be mistaken as a company statement. The usual "these thoughts do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer" disclaimer is usually effective for the latter.

      It's scary that they are having people agree to something through harassment, though. Everyone should have notice and a chance to show it to their own counsel before signing it.

    2. Re:So... by xrayspx · · Score: 5, Informative

      The agreement covers his personal time as well. It's not that they let him loose on Facebook at the office, it's that they govern what he can do on Facebook at home.

    3. Re:So... by mustafap · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >Everyone should have notice and a chance to show it to their own counsel before signing it.

      What is this with involving lawyers at a simple decision point?

      He should be grown up enough to make his own, educated decision. He is educated, isn't he?

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    4. Re:So... by Nos. · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know that educated is not the same thing as omnipotent right? I know a lot about computers, security, etc. Don't know much of anything about medicine though. That's why I go see a doctor when I have questions.

    5. Re:So... by SQLGuru · · Score: 4, Informative

      From your "profile":

      coolsnowmen (695297) is all alone in the world.

      Slashdot does have a "friend" concept. I'm sure it's underutilized (and hopefully all dev time is spent elsewhere if that's true), but that gives it a social aspect. I've added a couple of people as friends because I've found things they said to be in line with my views and having a similar interest. I haven't really tried to contact them, but I will occassionally look to see what they are commenting on in case I missed an article that would be of interest to me.

    6. Re:So... by mr_mischief · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's the proper pressure through your car's PVC valve? Your mechanic probably knows.

      How long do you cook a 2" thick steak on a 675F flat grill to get it medium rare? I bet some high school kid in your town can tell you from his job at a restaurant.

      What's the best type of broom for cleaning up a spill of damp gerbil food? Is it nylon, polyester, horsehair, palmyra, PVC, or straw?

      What's a typical range of muzzle velocity of a Remington .223 rifle?

      How do you write a 32-bit adder in 6502 assembly language?

      Whats the technical flood stage of the Mississippi river at St. Louis, MO's official measuring point?

      What's the third note of the melody in Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries?

      Come on, you should know all of these things without looking them up or asking anyone. After all, you're educated, aren't you?

    7. Re:So... by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >>>is it even legal for them to force an existing employee into new terms of employment in his jurisdiction?

      Probably not. Just because you sign an agreement, does not make it binding. During the Paypal trial, most of their user agreement was declared "null" on the basis that citizens can not sign-away rights/privileges enforced by State or U.S. law. So eventually I think you'll find most of these corporate-enforced EULAs that forbid discussing the job while at home will be nullified by the courts - probably on the basis of Constitutional law - we just haven't reached that point yet.

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    8. Re:So... by BKX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's the proper pressure through your car's PVC valve? Your mechanic probably knows.

      No he doesn't. He looks it up in a manual, if for some unknown reason he would need to check it. More likely, he'll do a few tests that rule out other parts and then replace it if it's bad.

      How long do you cook a 2" thick steak on a 675F flat grill to get it medium rare? I bet some high school kid in your town can tell you from his job at a restaurant.

      The answer is, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! GET A FIRE EXTENGUISHER!" There's no way in hell you'd have a flattop grill at 675F. With flattop grills, the use of oil to keep product from sticking is mandatory. Even the highest high-temp oil will smoke at 500F. Other oils will smoke at about 400F-450F (including beef fat). As such, flattops are generally kept between 350F and 425F. (I've seen a few people go to 450F but that's usually the grills max temp, and it requires a lot of dilligence to keep shit from scorching.)

      Anyway, at a more reasonable temp of 425F, a two inch steak will take like forever. No one cooks two inch steaks on a flattop grill. You'd blacken the piss out if it before the center hit room temperature. Instead, you sear them on a flame-broiler and finish them in the oven. It'd still take forever though. Probably two minutes a side on the broiler and ten minutes in a 450F convection oven.

      What's the best type of broom for cleaning up a spill of damp gerbil food? Is it nylon, polyester, horsehair, palmyra, PVC, or straw?

      Corn.

      What's a typical range of muzzle velocity of a Remington .223 rifle?

      Depends on bullet weight. Probably somewhere between 2000 and 3000 ft/s.

      How do you write a 32-bit adder in 6502 assembly language?

      You don't. An adder is a peice of hardware.

      Whats the technical flood stage of the Mississippi river at St. Louis, MO's official measuring point?

      Zero. Flood stage is always at the zero mark on the measuring device at a river.

      What's the third note of the melody in Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries?

      F# Alright, I didn't know that one off the top of my head, but I could have figured it out with a CD of a performance of the Ring and a piano.

      So there, I'm educated.

    9. Re:So... by garett_spencley · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't mean to be a grammar Nazi, but I think the word you're looking for is "omniscient". Omnipotent means "all powerful". Omniscient means "all knowing".

    10. Re:So... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, I've never read a comment and thought to myself, "hmm, that was insightful, maybe we could play together."

      That's too bad actually. I've actually made friends on the Dot who I've actually been able to even meet in Real Life(TM) on occasion. There are many here who actively write journals, I do occasionally, but you can actually meet some very cool people through them. So, if you come across a comment that is funny, insightful, or worthy of extra reading, I'd encourage you to see if they journal, too.

      /. it for discussing news stories.

      True, which is why I think the prohibition on speaking poorly about your company would carry more import here than on on MySpace, Facebook, or Twitter even. If your company ends up in the news for all the wrong reasons, an employee posting negatively about it to slashdot would likely carry more weight than someone doing similarly on MySpace. I'm not saying that slashdotters are automatically credible, just that commentary on a news site will carry more credibility than a message on someone's "Wall."

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    11. Re:So... by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Insightful

      NYCL is a New York Country Lawyer, which means he doesn't have to talk to anyone to have an attorney's opinion. Don't be surprised if you hear about him asking another attorney about something, though, because law is a broad topic. Even if he doesn't formally hire someone else as an expert in a particular kind of law, you can bet he'd run some things outside his expertise past a friend or acquaintance informally.

      The whole reason the OP posted to /. is that he isn't an expert on this sort of thing. If he feels the need to ask someone, asking an expert (a lawyer, for example) is probably better than asking the Slashdotters.

      Now, if he wanted to know the proper way to get 50 more megahertz out of his processor or the proper way to bitch about Apple or Microsoft, then this is the place to ask.

  4. Big Mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Naturally I declined it each time until my manager complained to me about all the email he was getting about me not accepting the agreement, so I went ahead and accepted, knowing that anybody who cares would just post anonymously anyway.

    Umm, congratulations on signing away those rights. You should have told him politely that you intend to keep declining the terms, and that he should talk to the people in charge of the system about the massive amount of pointless messages it sends out which prevent real work from getting done. Simply accepting the terms because it is annoying isn't a good idea in my book.

  5. It's time for new laws to protect employees. by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IIRC there are no laws preventing companies from subjecting employees to micromanagement even off the clock aside from those rendering any "indentured servitude" contracts void.

    Given the proliferation of electronic surveillance tools I think it's time to pass some, and we have a progressive president who is likely to be receptive if enough public momentum can be built.

    If you have a decent CV, i'd dump that job of yours as soon as the economy picks up, and tell them exactly why. Encourage others who are talented contributors to do the same. When the company sees its most productive members going byebye they will cease with the policy.

    Btw, grow a pair and name the company so i can avoid applying there.

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    1. Re:It's time for new laws to protect employees. by kpainter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Btw, grow a pair and name the company so i can avoid applying there.

      You don't have to worry. Best Buy security doormen are not subject to this new policy.

    2. Re:It's time for new laws to protect employees. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since he said "Fortune 15", I assume that means they aren't in the top 10 (or he would have said that). Which would narrow it down to these 5:

      11 Bank of America Corp.

      12 Citigroup

      13 Berkshire Hathaway

      14 International Business Machines

      15 McKesson

      While I *could* imagine IBM trying something like this, I think it's much more likely that he's working for one of the fine financial institutions who keep showing up in the news as "needing" some ungodly amount of money that no one can even comprehend. I *need* food, and I need water, and shelter. I find it hard to believe that B of A *needs* 34 billion dollars. I guess this is starting to get off-topic though..

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  6. Simple Solution by vertinox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't use social networking at work.

    Secondly, don't use social networking at home with information or pictures that could identify you at least to the public.

    If you want to talk about things without retribution, you need to do it anonymously or without your real name.

    And as an aside...

    Back in the late 90's when the internet first took off, most of the internet users never used their real name for anything. Maybe we were all geeks and loved being able to role play bad asses (aka trolls) on IRC, forums, and online games, but I'm just shocked these days on how people use their real names for just about everything.

    It was assumed back then, the only way people could get to you was if they knew your real life info and now today it seems that people give it out by default without giving a second thought.

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    1. Re:Simple Solution by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the 80s and early 90s, you saw quite a lot of real names, addresses, and phone numbers in peoples' USENET signatures. Of course most people had their accounts through school or work (or the military) and may not have had a choice of username, but it was definitely a different mindset.

    2. Re:Simple Solution by bzzfzz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The trouble is that many people participate in social networking sites where the use of real names is expected. Opting out of social networking entirely is like opting out of the banking system -- possible, but not worth it for most people.

    3. Re:Simple Solution by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't use social networking at work.

      That's reasonable.

      Secondly, don't use social networking at home with information or pictures that could identify you at least to the public.

      That's not. It defeats the purpose of, you know, engaging with the society through networking: how you have an identity and you identify as part of the group? Socially?

      If you want to talk about things without retribution, you need to do it anonymously or without your real name.

      Sure. But anonymity is a precious commodity, and very hard to come by these days. The point of social networking sites is to encourage openness and communication.

      One should not have to adopt the tactics of the (literally) secret society in one's spare time. Your approach reminds me of Agent Smith asking Mr. Anderson what good a phone call will do him.

  7. I've had similar by alitheg · · Score: 3, Informative

    Working for a well-known retailer in the UK part-time while at University, one person I know lost their job because of (or at least partly because of, there *were* other factors) comments about the company and some people working for it on a social networking site. Shortly afterwards, the guidelines on computing were revised, and everyone asked to sign them, including a section on not posting negatively about the company or its employees "for example social networking sites or web-logs (blogs)"

  8. What's the name of the company? by tjstork · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Go home and post anonymously. You can't hold corporations to be accountable if you do not speak out.

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  9. Let's see... by Orbital+Sander · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're taking their money, right? In that case, bend over and take it like a r0nc0.

    1. Re:Let's see... by JustNiz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wrong attitude.
      You have a business agreement of equals with your employer, you're not their slave.
      You give them time, they give you money. At no point do you have to or should you ever be subservient to them or give up any of your human rights, or anything else they haven't already agree to pay you for.
      Yet for some reason especially in the USA employees let their employers walk all over them, which sends the message that we're all a bunch of pussies that will put up with anything, so the employer does it even more. Basically its the fault of every employee with an attitude like yours that it can happen in the first place.

    2. Re:Let's see... by compro01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You have a business agreement of equals

      Yes, a single man is the "equal" of a $100+ billion corporation.

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    3. Re:Let's see... by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrong attitude.
      You have a business agreement of equals with your employer, you're not their slave.

      Indeed. And, as an equal, if my employer were denigrating me in public (or semi-public), I would not hesitate to terminate all agreements with them. Thus, I do not fault them if they would do the same to me.

      You give them time, they give you money. At no point do you have to or should you ever be subservient to them or give up any of your human rights, or anything else they haven't already agree to pay you for.

      Indeed. And under no religion, or charter I am aware of is the right to be abusive without consequence a human right.

      Yet for some reason especially in the USA employees let their employers walk all over them, which sends the message that we're all a bunch of pussies that will put up with anything, so the employer does it even more. Basically its the fault of every employee with an attitude like yours that it can happen in the first place.

      I, for one, am not a pussy. I wield the ultimate power over my employer: the right to walk away if I am dissatisfied in any way, at any time. And I see nothing in the summary that would make a reasonable person exercise that right.

    4. Re:Let's see... by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When did 'denigration' and 'abuse' enter into this? Any 'denigration' or 'abuse' can be addressed by slander and defamation laws. The post clearly said 'negative'. A corporation could easily consider the TRUTH to be 'negative'. While they (corporations) have a definite right to protect certain proprietary and confidential information, they have NO right to cover up immoral and / or illegal acts. It is not only the right, but the responsibility of a member of a free society to question authority. As long as you have a choice, yes, you have that right. However, when one corporation gets away with something, then others follow suit. When virtually all the corporations have the same draconian policy, then your choice, along with your right, gets taken from you. I, for one, refuse to be a sheep or a tool. * - I originally posted this anonymously, and as a result my reply was hidden. That is an answer to the people who say 'just post anonymously'. Even /. seems to frown on anonymity.

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  10. It's the economy by bzzfzz · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's usually the market that keeps employers from following through on ridiculous "agreements" like this.

    I believe they have increased boldness because the high unemployment makes them less concerned about how they will replace people they fire for one or another petty infraction of the rules.

  11. Lots of companies have codes of conduct/ethics/etc by netruner · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And most of them are just excuses to get rid of "problem" elements should an issue arise. (proprietary data leaks come to mind)

    My employer makes us sign a code of ethics that's really just common sense - nothing really intrusive (if you end up on the front page of the local paper with your company badge on robbing an orphanage, or if you're stealing from the company or if you're falsifying paperwork, you're probably going to be fired). Other companies see it as a broad license to exert control over things they ought not.

    The only problem I've had with it is the "agree to this new requirement to keep the job you've been doing" approach. (I know, I know - fairness and uniformity)

    I wish folks would keep these agreements in mind when they get on their soapbox about "anonymous" posters being "cowards" for not putting their names to their comments. (that attitude always sounded to me like someone who was trying to figure out who to exact revenge on anyway)

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    DISCLAIMER: This post was not checked for speling and grammar- if you complain- you're a whiner
  12. Do you really need to use the portal itself? by nxtw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If possible, you could have avoided it. Where I work, the web-based resources I need aren't part of the same site and could be accessed without going through the portal.

    And if this "agreement" was only on the front page of the portal, you may have been able to bypass it by navigating to a different page within the portal.

  13. Poor Corporate Counsel . . . by pacergh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whoever the attorneys are for this outfit are fools. It is likely they didn't do so well in law school and had connections.

    Seriously, this is a stupid legal move for all of the reasons presented by the original poster.

    Ah well. I guess bad law students have to eat, too.

    Either that, or the managers wrote a legal-like document without understanding the law. Good for anyone who then needs to sue them later, but bad for the company.

  14. Giving away your free-speech rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If it really says that you can't say anything negative about anything publically, then wow.

    Most employers have clauses about saying things in public about the company that are negative, or that would, by association, put the company in a bad light.

    It's rather a tough call. For example, you're at a conference, holding court in the hallways, telling people what a crock of poop the competitions product is, in terms that are perhaps "less than professional". This calls the professionalism of your company into question.

    Whenever you're operating under your corporate persona, you are generally bound by the rules of conduct. If that is spelled out in your employment agreement as "behave nicely in public", then I think that they're merely covering all their bases by being explicit about social networking sites.

    But to broaden it, to include public statements made by you under your non-corporate persona is stretching things. If my private self spouts off about what a moron my ex wife is in a public forum, the company can hardly claim that I was speaking on behalf of the company in that context.

    The fact is, that you can contractually bind yourself to giving away some of your free-speech rights. It has been the cost of having a "mega corporation" job for a long time, since long before the Internet was big, and social networking sites were around.

    1. Re:Giving away your free-speech rights by Meshach · · Score: 2

      The first amendment says that _government_ shall pass no law that abridges free speech. That Fortune 15 company is free to do what they want.

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    2. Re:Giving away your free-speech rights by detachable_halo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, even the company isn't limiting free speech. It's just spelling out the consequences of exercising free speech in such a way as to negatively impact the company: "Employees shall not", meaning if you do, you won't be an employee anymore. I didn't see anything about the company exacting punitive measures against the employee outside of terminating their relationship.

      I actually have the same kind of relationship with any of my friends, just not spelled out in legalese. If they talk bad about me to others, I have the absolute right to terminate my friendship with them. The difference is that it is unreasonable to expect an ex-friend to sue me for no longer being their friend. In today's litigious society, it is not unreasonable to expect someone to try and sue for being fired, even if they've been actively defaming the company.

  15. Off duty conduct policy by slimshady945 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I worked for a company that had an off duty conduct policy. It was intended, I think, for people who get arrested or convicted for things that happen while they are not at work, eg drunk driving. However (comma pause for effect) it was generally used against people who complained about their boss or work on their own time. Kind of like this.

    That company is IPC International Corporation. It's a contract security firm, so I doubt many people here would work for them, but throwing it out there just in case. It wasn't the way I would have liked to leave, but I thank G-d every day that I never have to deal with them again. It may seem like I have a lot of resentment toward them. Maybe I do... hindsight being 20/20 I should have taken unemployment and finished my degree. (which I am doing now.)

    Also that policy applied to the guards, maybe not management. Or it may be even more restrictive for management.

  16. Interal Needs vs. Externalities by davecrusoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    An agreement such as this likely covers two areas: first, badmouthing the company on social sites (it wants to protect itself) and second, using social sites for personal reasons, rather than for work-related reasoning.

    If anything is the case, sooner or later, workplaces will have to accept that social media blurs the lines between work and life even further. I'm on Facebook Causes for my workplaces, although my personal account is linked to the Facebook Causes.

    Social media policies are the knee-jerk reaction put in place by individuals who don't yet see that blurred line, nor understand how to work with, rather than against, social media services. It's still something that's being figured out, anyway, so there's an excuse (so they say).

    Cheers,
    --Dave

  17. Already under NDA? by cbuskirk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's face it the moment you were hired you were presented with the same/similar document outlining what you could and could not say about the company. This is just a friendly pop-up to remind all the kiddies just out of college that Facebook is not exempt from the NDA they didn't read.

  18. Employment contract by janwedekind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As far as I know it is quite normal that an employment contract forbids you to talk negatively about your company in public (during and after your employment). So they have a legal means of firing you if you simply expose corporate malpractice to the public. That can make it difficult for employees to defend themselves especially if they depend on their income.

  19. My employeer by djsmiley · · Score: 2, Informative

    My employeer(?) asks me to not mention who I work for on any kind of social networking site/chat rooms, but the reasoning for this is my work has implications which may lead people to believe that I am able to access things which I can't, and its a blanket request for the whole company, who I just happen to be covered with (I work in IT... lol, so unless its a request for data they are out of luck anyway)

    I'm sure if people actually read their contracts this kind of thing is pretty normal/standard but sometimes presented under another light of "I wont do anything to make the company look bad, be it while I'm working, or while im not".

    Even in my previous retail roles as a shop assistance all the contracts I've signed had this sort of agreement - covers them if you say something stupid/incriminating and they suddenly need you to "disappear" out of the company.

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  20. Fun Code of Ethics Exercise by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Prior to handing it in to your manager/HR person, ask them to clarify the bit about bribing foreign officials. Tell them you want to make sure that it's only for company purposes and you can still bribe foreign officials for non-company-related business. Hilarity ensues...

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  21. Looking at who's in the Fortune 15 by Nexzus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Looking at the current Fortune 15, a whole lotta those companies have been in the news. I can imagine his company wanting to minimize any amount of bad publicity they can, right down to the musings of their employees. Citigroup, in particular, who received a fair amount of bailout money, may not want it known if its rank and file employees are using extragent perks. Just an example.

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    1. Re:Looking at who's in the Fortune 15 by pla · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Looking at the current Fortune 15, a whole lotta those companies have been in the news.

      You can narrow it down more than that - No one describes themselves as a "fortune 15" company unless they failed to make the top ten... So that leaves:
      • #11, Bank of America
      • #12, Citigroup
      • #13, Berkshire Hathaway
      • #14, IBM
      • #15, McKesson

      On top of that, I'd rule out IBM and BRK, just as a gut feeling that they have a bit more sense than to reduce morale with such a useless policy.

  22. sure it's enforceable. you're fired. by swschrad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seriously, that's how MBAs see it. what it comes down to is this: if you talk, use no name. if you don't talk, you could use your name, if you could have talked.

    or you can post using library computers requiring no check-in procedure, and under the CEO's name.

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  23. Re:Seems normal. by shentino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it still ok for them to police your personal conduct when you're at home using your own network?

  24. Aaaargh! by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's a typical range of muzzle velocity of a Remington .223 rifle?

    African or European?

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  25. Re:DO NOT WANT by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and because you signed an employment contract that you have broken because of your free speech, then they have the right to dismiss you.

    Unfortunately, these stupid rules on social networking get enforced because some people are severely lacking in any common sense. Some 30 years ago whilst I was at school, a teacher whom I admired greatly said one of the most important things that has ever been said to me:

    "You are free to do anything you like in life but you must face up to the consequences of what you do."

    And that sums up one of the major problems with society today. Here in the UK we have rampant youth knife crime because one kid will bad mouth another kid without thinking first that he might get stabbed if he says it, for example...

    As for the Internet, it has made that situation worse - these same unthinking people get far too openly opinionated when they think that they're hidden behind a wall of anonymity, plus they're actively *encouraged* to voice opinions about every trivial thing that goes on when, in reality, very few people give a toss about their opinion.

    So yes, you have the right to say what you want - but it's no bad thing to stop and take a deep breath to think about what you are saying first...

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    Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
  26. Company restrictions on social networking by managerialslime · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Restrictions on social networking may be an example of the "new" technology-driven world reflecting what has always been policy at many large companies.

    Thirty years ago, my boss forced me to fire someone who was a member of a social group (outside of work that) my boss found to be objectionable. Mind you, this employee never opened his mouth or said anything unprofessional at work.

    My boss took me aside and explained to me that like it or not, every employee's "personal life" could always be construed as a representation of the employer and so any publicly controversial image was grounds for termination.

    What I found out then and is even more true in the US today, is that as long as your reason for firing someone is not directly based on their age, race, officially recognized religion, country of national origin, or recognized handicap, that you can pretty much fire them for any other reason (or non-reason), work-related or not.

    Some of the freedoms for the "pursuit of happiness" in the US are reserved for the unemployed and entrepreneurs.

    I accepted this reality early in my career. It is not the bravest position. Then again, I am not the bravest of people.

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    Live Long and Prosper - Thanks Leonard. You are missed.
  27. Re:Rules to live by by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like it or not that is what is happening.

    It's not like human beings haven't been drinking, doing drugs and flashing naughty bits since before recorded history. Only now we can create permanent, accessable records of all of it.

    I won't argue that this is a good change, just that it is an inevitable one.

    When the time comes that a Google search will find naked pictures of 1/5 (1/3, 1/2, 3/4) of the population then those activities will no longer be viewed in the same way that they are viewed today.

  28. Nothing to do with First Amendment by marcus · · Score: 2, Informative

    The FA of the US Constituition regulates the government, specifically the Congress but after interpretation the whole federal gov. The gov can't stop you from talking, especially about the gov itself. It has nothing to say about private parties, who can say what, where, when, and what the consequences are if for instance, you badmouth your boss while off work and he finds out about it.

    Here is a decent summary.

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  29. An Employers view by cenc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First thing I did was firewall off most of the major social networking sites. Which for the most part cures the problem for everyone concerned. Anyone trying to get around that, would be fired anyway just for trying.

    Second, I notified anyone I catch using one of those sites from my network that they get three strikes and they are fired, unless they have express permission. Accidentally ending up on one for whatever reason does happen. Just don't hang out there at work.

    Third, I really don't care what they do on social networking site on their own time, but I definitely care what they disclose about my buisness on the social networking site. They need express authorization to discuss anything work related on the internet, or anywhere else for that matter.

    This is not about censorship, this is about security and violation of their confidentiality agreement. None of my employees are qualified to make judgments about what can and can not be disclosed on the internet about my buisness.

    I don't want to Google things related to my buisness and find out I got knocked off the top of the search engines with a bunch of comments from employees. That includes flattering comments.

    What is our number one hands down tried and true technique for breaching any sort of security? SOCIAL ENGINEERING!!!

    So, you want freedom of speech, you can have all you want at the next job; but, you still will not be able to discuss my company because it is also in the confidentiality agreement. The one I pay employees for complying with not just as a condition of employment, but as a major part of the job description.

    1. Re:An Employers view by /dev/trash · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So how many people still work for you?

    2. Re:An Employers view by cenc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Strangely, I have never had to fire anyone for it. In fact I have only had to warn one or two people, and that was mostly back when I discovered it had the potential to be a problem.

      People got along just fine before social networking sites. You really can live without them for a few hours out of the day.