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ASCAP Starts To Act Like the RIAA

Scott Lockwood writes "Below Average Dave, a Dr. Demento style parody artist, has been shut down by the ASCAP. This collective, acting as badly as the RIAA, is now attempting to ignore the 2 Live Crew Supreme Court decision that parodies are new derivative works. Just like the RIAA, ASCAP seems intent on misrepresents the law. If you know anyone who can help BA Dave in his plight, please contact him." This artist doesn't have the resources to fight the ASCAP, even though the law is pretty clearly on his side. Anyone at the EFF or the ACLU interested?

272 comments

  1. ASCAP? by bersl2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    More like "ASSHAT".

    1. Re:ASCAP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      ASSCRAP

    2. Re:ASCAP? by Kneo24 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they keep going the route they're going, it will be more like ASSRAPE.

    3. Re:ASCAP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yeah, but VMS admins get the most pussy.

  2. Paging Ray Beckerman by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you know anyone who can help BA Dave in his plight, please contact him.

    Number of certified lawyers that read Slashdot: 5.

    Number who actually give a shit: 1.

    Paging Ray Beckerman alias NewYorkCountryLawyer.

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    1. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by gringofrijolero · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You know, there are other issues that can occupy a person's time.

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    2. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think if I was this guy, I'd just ignore the lawsuit completely and continue doing what I've always done. Cost: $0.00. Eventually due to my lack of participation the court case would probably be decided in ASCAP's favor, and I'd be fined a couple million dollars. Then I'd start calling folks like CNN, NBC, FOX, PBS to publicize the ridiculous nature of a law that fines average citizens a couple million dollars, just because they sampled a few seconds in a parody. It would embarrass ASCAP, get the attention of Congress, and lead to change.

      Another outcome is that the Judge would simply throw-out the case. Again my cost would be $0.00.
      And a final outcome is that if this thing drags-on, I might die of old age, then the whole thing is moot.

      I wonder how Weird Al Yankovic feels about this case? He too is affected if it's decided parodies/samplings are no longer allowed. Who knows, maybe he's next in line to be sued. Well whatever. Dear ASCAP/RIAA/MPAA/Authors Guild: Fuck ye. And eat a bullet.

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    3. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by the+unbeliever · · Score: 2, Informative

      Weird Al gets the permission of the people who he is parodying. I believe that this gets around ASCAP.

    4. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by DJ+Particle · · Score: 4, Informative

      B.A.Dave uses backing tracks supplied by Karaoke-Version.com, who has given him permission to use said tracks. I have the same agreement with them, myself.

    5. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Carnivore · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, but that's just to be polite. He doesn't have to, which protected him from Coolio when he proceeded with 'Amish Paradise' even though Coolio claimed that he had not granted permission for the parody.

    6. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the wad of cash Weird Al sent his way. Because Al is a class act!

    7. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Hatta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think if I was this guy, I'd just ignore the lawsuit completely and continue doing what I've always done. Cost: $0.00. Eventually due to my lack of participation the court case would probably be decided in ASCAP's favor, and I'd be fined a couple million dollars. Then I'd start calling folks like CNN, NBC, FOX, PBS to publicize the ridiculous nature of a law that fines average citizens a couple million dollars, just because they sampled a few seconds in a parody. It would embarrass ASCAP, get the attention of Congress, and lead to change.

      If you really think this would work, I encourage you to try it. Generally, if you don't show up for court, you lose and nobody is sympathetic in the least.

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    8. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more complicated than that. The parody defense only works against the person or entity being parodied. For example, I believe Weird Al didn't need Michael Jackson's permission for Eat It since Eat It is a parody of Beat It. However, had Weird Al wanted to use Eat It to make fun of Rush Limbaugh instead of the song, he would have needed some sort of permission from Michael Jackson (I'm not sure how mandatory licensing plays into this.)

      Of course in practice, it's usually a gray area because any use of Eat It to make fun of Rush Limbaugh would likely also be a parody of Eat It and hence protected.

    9. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thanks for the referral, eldavojohn, but I'm not in a position to take on additional nonbillable work at the moment. He should go to Volunteer Lawyers for the Arts, they might be able to find him a volunteer attorney in a case like this one.

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    10. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by shark72 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I checked out the FAQ on that site. They write (emphasis mine):

      Use in public events

      We are happy to allow the use of our soundtracks in public places and during events, commercial or not. However, and for your information, we'd like to remind you that you must receive an official agreement from your national music rights management office (MCPS in UK for example) to be legally compliant.

      If the event is private and non-commercial, use of soundtracks is, of course, allowed and not restricted.

      Other use (Recording/Streaming/Broadcasting...)

      Recording rights of our soundtracks (Whether it's on a specific media or not) is not included in the price.

      Prior to any recording of one of our soundtracks, it is mandatory to file for a written authorisation. Any use of any of our available tracks, without prior agreement, is a violation in regards of French Law dated July 3-1985 and International Conventions. Be aware that Moral Copyright allows Songwriters/Composers to forbid any re-use of his work if he finds this use doesn't respect the original design.

      I'm not sure about that "moral copyright" part (it may relate to jurisdictions outside the US) but the rest matches my understanding: karaoke-versions.com licenses for private, in-home use, but if you want to broadcast it or record it, you need to get additional authorization -- ie. ASCAP or BMI in the US.

      This appears to contradict your statement. Do you have a more comprehensive contract with karaoke-versions.com which allows for recording and broadcast?

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    11. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by MushMouth · · Score: 1

      That is only a problem if you make the cover sound too much like the original, so a it sounds as though a particular performer was sponsoring something that they haven't agreed to. Tom Waits has successfully sued a few times for the use of his songs and even a performer who simply sounded too much like him singing a song that wasn't his in the use of television advertisements. At the same time, you can use a Tom Waits cover that is obviously not Tom Waits singing it in any ad you want to, so long as you pay the statutory songwriting royalty.

    12. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by multisync · · Score: 3

      You know, there are other issues that can occupy a person's time.

      You know, grownups can generally think about more than one issue at a time.

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    13. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird Al didn't need Michael Jackson's permission for Eat It since Eat It is a parody of Beat It. However, had Weird Al wanted to use Eat It to make fun of Rush Limbaugh instead of the song, he would have needed some sort of permission from Michael Jackson

      [[citation needed]]

    14. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Bellegante · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sure, and getting innocent men out of prison is a noble cause. Though, it seems like a case where they miss the forest for the trees. Getting one man out of prison is an immense legal undertaking! Those resources are better spent reforming the system to prevent innocents from going to prison in the first place.

    15. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      What part of "You don't need permission to do a parody" do you not understand?

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    16. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For example, I believe Weird Al didn't need Michael Jackson's permission for Eat It since Eat It is a parody of Beat It. However, had Weird Al wanted to use Eat It to make fun of Rush Limbaugh instead of the song, he would have needed some sort of permission from Michael Jackson (I'm not sure how mandatory licensing plays into this.)

      Sorry, that's entirely wrong.

      If I want to record a parody to the melody of a U2 song (assuming I could find one that has a melody) that makes fun of people who post legal opinions that are completely incorrect but have some sort of weird internal logic, I would be on safe legal ground.

      However, being within the law does not protect you from some wealthy organization with a 5-letter name that makes its money off the backs of creative people and has created the artistic equivalent of a Mob protecion racket that decided they were going to engage you in a costly and time-consuming lawsuit in order to show everyone else that they better pay up or, you know, bad things can happen, and you wouldn't want bad things to happen, would you?

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    17. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      "moral copyright"

      self-contradictory term.

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    18. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

      Actually, Wierd Al makes a point of never recording and releasing any of the songs that he doesn't get permission for, even though there's no legal requirement for him to do so. He apparently does perform them at his concerts though.

      The whole Coolio thing was almost certainly miscommunication on the part of the studio.

    19. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by MoldySpore · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you know anyone who can help BA Dave in his plight, please contact him.

      ...if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe YOU can hire...The A-Team.

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    20. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by DJ+Particle · · Score: 2, Informative

      KV told me that additional payments only apply if I sell over 1000 copies (which is no problem...I'm lucky to sell 100). From my other sources in the parody/comedy music industry, ASCAP usually agrees to that as well. Dave hasn't yet sold a single copy. He gives away his parodies for free.

    21. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by mycologistica · · Score: 1

      "Those resources are better spent reforming the system"

      Not from the POV of the person wrongfully imprisoned or his friends or family.

    22. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by MoldySpore · · Score: 1

      Weird Al doesn't always get permission from people. And he doesn't have to because of the law allowing parodies. It all depends on how closely he is copying a song (lyrics, lyrics + instrumental, just instrumental with original lyrics).

      A specific example of this would be when he parodied "Gangsters's Paradise" by Coolio many years ago. He wrote a song using a direct replication of the beat called "Amish Paridise", and the lyrics copied Coolio's so closely that there was a lot of tension and preliminary talk about going to court. The only thing that stopped it was that Weird Al sent a nice FAT check to Coolio cutting him in on the money his album generated, and that made the whole thing moot. There was an interview on MTV back in the day after it all blew over where Coolio said it wasn't that he copied it, it was that he thought Weird Al was making fun of HIM directly, and because it was such a close parody. (Many of the lyrics used the same words only jumbled or extremely close rhymes).

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    23. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by dank+zappingly · · Score: 1

      Since we have a common law system, the two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

    24. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by pacergh · · Score: 1

      Aye, the parody does not have to be about the original work's author. For instance, the famous "The Wind Done Gone" case was not about Margaret Mitchell.

      - Pacer "Remembering to log in this time . . . I think."

    25. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by the+unbeliever · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Parodies are not automatically fair use. Re-read the two live crew decision.

      Getting permission to make a parody just makes you not be a douchebag.

    26. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by gringofrijolero · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Those resources are better spent reforming the system to prevent innocents from going to prison in the first place.

      No, it's more important get people out of danger first. You don't discuss how to put out a fire while people are burning inside.

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    27. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Nihixul · · Score: 1

      Anyone know (I don't) whether Coolio asked permission from Stevie Wonder for incorporating core elements of one of his songs ("Pastime Paradise") in making "Gangsta's Paradise"?

    28. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Bellegante · · Score: 1

      Of course not, and from the individual point of view a lot of things don't make sense. I feel for those people, and as I said I consider it to be a noble cause to get them released.

      That doesn't change the fact that they were imprisoned by mistake, and every mistake that causes innocent people to be imprisoned that we fix prevents an infinite number of future citizens from being imprisoned (well, assuming this society lasts forever, which I doubt, but you understand my meaning).

      Think of it like your system; sure, if there's a trojan there you want to remove it, but shouldn't you put more effort into patching the vulnerabilities?

    29. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Apu · · Score: 1

      No, it's more important get people out of danger first. You don't discuss how to put out a fire while people are burning inside.

      Who taught you how to fight fires? You not might discuss INSTEAD of acting but you definitely discuss BEFORE you run in and get trapped yourself. "Hey, Chief, this wall looks like its going to collapse! Let's go through the back door instead."

      Plus a little discussion can lead to a great benefit overall: the firefighters & bystanders stay safe. Some go in to do the rescue of those already in danger, some stay back in case the rescues get trapped, still other fight the fire so it doesn't spread and put the neighbors in danger, etc.

    30. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by geobeck · · Score: 1

      Weird Al does his best to get permission from the artists he parodies, and their labels. Sometimes communication gets screwed up though.

      For example, the lead song on Straight Outta Lynwood was supposed to be You're Pitiful, his parody on James Blunt's You're Beautiful. Blunt gave permission for the parody, but after Al had recorded the song, Atlantic Records rescinded that permission.

      Now Al was left with a mostly full album and no lead song, so he went back into the studio and recorded White & Nerdy (which Chamillionaire loved so much, he put it on his MySpace profile before Al did, and even credited the popularity of the parody for his Grammy win).

      So in that case, Atlasshole Records actually did him a favour!

      The Wikipedia article on Weird Al has a lot of great information on parodies and permission throughout his career.

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    31. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      NYCL sure twitters a lot for a guy on death row!

    32. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Off-topic...TV commercials are pretty notorious for creating "sound-alike" songs though. I think the theory is that musicians don't deserve to be paid for what they do (maybe they consulted Ask Slashdot and that's the advice they got).

      I know Waits is very strongly against his music being used in commercials. That doesn't mean he was right in that case. Unfortunately I can't figure out who the singer was, none of the articles I'm finding have it. That to me is a good sign that they actually did find a sound-alike to do the ad, rather than someone who was already somewhat known and just happened to sound like Waits. His voice is pretty unique.

      I'm sure you know all this, I'm not in disagreement with you (how could I be when you just basically stated facts). Just felt like adding a couple cents.

    33. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      That's a good question. In the old days people tried to get away with not paying for samples. But my guess is that "Gangsta's Paradise" was recent enough and high-profile enough that he likely paid to use the sample. The Biz Markie case was in 1992, the 2 Live Crew case was in 1994, and Dangerous Minds came out in 1995. The fact that it's also on a movie soundtrack makes me pretty sure that it was done legitimately.

    34. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Off-topic...TV commercials are pretty notorious for creating "sound-alike" songs though. I think the theory is that musicians don't deserve to be paid for what they do (maybe they consulted Ask Slashdot and that's the advice they got).

      If you can find someone else who can sound-alike for a lesser rate, exactly what value does the original artist add? In theory the mandatory licensing fee for covers compensates artists for their contribute to future covers -- you can argue that fee should be higher, but to suggest that because someone can reproduce the original sound it should not be considered a cover is absurd.

    35. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      So if Atlantic Records rescinded permission, why is he able to distribute the song free on his web site?

      I know he doesn't *need* permission. Is it just that he gets permission to release *commercially*, but is willing to release noncommercially if he doesn't have permission?

    36. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Danse · · Score: 1

      Tom Waits has successfully sued a few times for the use of his songs and even a performer who simply sounded too much like him singing a song that wasn't his in the use of television advertisements.

      Seriously? You can be sued and lose just for sounding too much like someone else? That's completely ridiculous.

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    37. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Because he thinks that Atlantic Records is in the wrong. He wants other people to think that too. By withholding a song, he can have his many fans spread the outrage to Atlantic Records so hopefully it doesn't happen again.

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    38. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, claiming that an issue is not worthy of any attention because there are other issues to address is a false dilemma.

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    39. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Danse · · Score: 1

      Parodies are not automatically fair use. Re-read the two live crew decision.

      Getting permission to make a parody just makes you not be a douchebag.

      Nothing is automatically fair use. You can still be sued and have to go to court and try to prove that what you did falls under the guidelines of the fair use provisions of the law. Then you just have to hope you don't lose the case and end up owing a stupid amount of money to someone.

      Also, I don't think parodying something without permission makes you a douchebag. It would seriously suck to have to get someone's permission before we make fun of them. Not all parody is targeted at the person who created the work, but much of it is, and often for good reason.

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    40. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      An absolutist take on the needs of the many outweigh the need of the few is a minefield of sticky moral problems. At some point, we need to say that the individual's needs are important enough that the many can go screw itself. In this case, the fact that an individual is going to be killed warrants some expenditure of resources, even if it means that a few more people might face the same situation at a later date.

      As an example, by harvesting your organs we could probably save the lives of four or five people who need transplants of various bits, and improve the lives of a few who could use healthy organs to improve their quality of life. So it comes down to your life versus the lives of four people, plus an improvement in the quality of one or two other lives. Hey, needs of the many...

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    41. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      I never said not asking automatically made you a douchebag. Just most of the time.

    42. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      So if Atlantic Records rescinded permission, why is he able to distribute the song free on his web site?

      I know he doesn't *need* permission.

      You just answered your own question. Weird Al gets permission for his parodies because it eliminates the possibility of a legal fight, even if it's a fight that Weird Al would win. There's no legal requirement to get permission.

    43. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by turgid · · Score: 1

      And what did Stevie Wonder get out of it?

    44. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Nick+Number · · Score: 1

      You think that's bad? You can get sued for sounding too much like yourself.

      John Fogerty did win the case though.

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    45. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Hawke · · Score: 1
      Do you accept Wikipedia? How about Slashdot?

      Relevant case law:

      Dr. Seuss Enterprises v. Penguin Books USA Penguin Books published a poetic account of the O.J. Simpson trial in a book titled, The Cat NOT in the Hat! A Parody by Dr. Juice. The 9th Circuit held that the book did not parody The Cat in the Hat, but simply retold the Simpson story. Therefore, there was no fair-use defense, and the book was deemed a copyright infringement.

    46. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by KrimZon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A better analogy would be that you don't stop putting out fires and instead only teach or campaign about fire prevention.

    47. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      {{Responds with appropriately offensive and trollish blind people joke}}

    48. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would embarrass ASCAP

      Maybe! These are the asshats that threatened the Girl Scouts for singing around a campfire!

      They're PERHAPS one step above beating children up for their lunch money.

      These are the people who claim that if I personally write a song and explicitly grant you permission to perform it publicly any time you like they can STILL demand that you pay them (not me) for public performance of that very song.

      The same people who make double dipping ISPs look like rank amateurs. They will extract a fee not only from the radio station that plays music they license, but ALSO from each and every business that tunes in to that radio station.

    49. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Might be fun to watch though. Australia has vexatious litigant rules.

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    50. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Running+Pinata · · Score: 1

      ...(MCPS in UK for example)

      To be technically correct, MCPS changed their name after merging with PRS to "PRS for music" http://www.mcps-prs-alliance.co.uk/

    51. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm merely contending the initial assumption that unless you're screaming about every issue of the day on Slashdot, you don't give a shit. A person can only type so fast.

    52. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Who said they're accountable for providing value to anyone?

      That guy spent a life honing his craft, and if he says he doesn't want his music in a commercial, it's eminently shitty of them to get a stand-in. Your control over your social security number doesn't provide me with any value. If I decide to use it on a job application, does that make us even?

      The compulsory licensing fee has to do with new recordings of a song. Legal control over your image and likeness is a separate matter.

    53. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Pretty meaning fairly. Tom Waits is not capable of singing prettily.

      As to whether it was a legitimate suit...it depends. If it was just singing gruff, that's one thing. If it was singing "the Tom Waits way" then maybe there's something to the thought of the guy who invented that getting something for it. It's not up to me to decide, though.

      Van Morrison recently re-recorded Astral Weeks and released it. He did this because he didn't have control over the original material, so he was in a bad position when, say, a film studio wanted the rights to use a song, and he wanted to let them. This is fine, they're his songs. But imagine if it was the other way around?

      All I was saying was that commercials, car commercials especially, have sound-alike songs all the time. And regardless of its legal implications, it is morally reprehensible. Worse than any act of "downloading piracy" or anything like that.

      Not to be cruel, but "Tom Waits, Ozzy Osbourne, Jose Carreras, Vanessa Paradis, Freddie Mercury"...the fact that you claim to be able to mimic such a wide variety of voices (in different vocal ranges, no less) just sounds like a "jack of all trades, master of none" situation to me. If this guy sounded close enough to sue over, then it probably wasn't standup comic-level voice impersonation. It was probably damn close.

    54. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by dosius · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Cummings

      He and the Rat got sued because he was too good at copying Louis Prima's voice.

      -uso.

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    55. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And whether he does or not, does he get permission from the record companies the songs are currently owned by? Unless the author has a contract retaining ownership what the author thinks is meaningless.

    56. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by avilliers · · Score: 1

      The Waits case relied on something more than just sound. The song was made to mimic a specific Waits song ("Step Right Up"), plus Waits had been vocal about rejecting any commercial deal (and criticizing artists who did). The issue wasn't copyright infringement, IIUC, but more falsely implying Waits endorsed the product. I assume it's legally the same as if you put Joe Montana's name or picture on a football without paying him.

      My main understanding is press accounts, read at the time, the full decision seems to be here, though: http://markroesler.com/pdf/caselaw/Waits%20v.%20Frito-Lay%20Inc.%20_1992_.pdf

    57. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Then I move to another country. I hear Canada's nice this time of year. I am NOT going to pay a multi-million dollar fine - which might as well be a life sentence.

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    58. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by MushMouth · · Score: 1

      Music has very different laws due to statutory copyrights. You can cover (and parody) anything you would like as long as it has been released (recorded and distributed) and the royalties are paid to the proper agencies.

    59. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Selling and giving away copies are the same thing, legally speaking. You still owe mechanical royalties for making a copy even if you don't make a penny from it.

      Regarding the 1000 unit thing, technically, you owe royalties even if you only give away or sell a single copy. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if ASCAP were wiling to look the other way for small numbers of units. Given the royalty rates, 1000 copies of a song is a paltry $91. That's probably less than they would spend to pay a lawyer to write a C&D letter.... In other words, below that threshold, it probably isn't worth their time. That said, it is still a good idea to negotiate that ahead of time. There are some aspects of compulsory licensing that you don't qualify for if you distribute prior to putting an agreement in place. And, of course, if they decided to make an example of you, that could really hurt. :-)

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    60. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by WNight · · Score: 1

      If you help free the wrongly imprisoned not only are you making tangible progress, but you're helping free an infinite number of future wrongly imprisoned people.

      If you make up some excuse for why doing nothing is better because some potential action is always slightly better in retrospect you're not helping anyone.

    61. Re:Paging Ray Beckerman by rblight · · Score: 1

      It may seem like a ridiculous law to you, but that is probably because you are not a songwriter. Songwriters work very hard and deserve compensation if someone samples, or better STEALS, part of their work and profits from it. I am with the ACSAP on this one, not just because I am also a songwriter. If you like the music enough to sample it, then you need to get a license. Simple as that.

  3. Dr. Demento was a genius by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

    Below average Dave is just kind of below average.

    1. Re:Dr. Demento was a genius by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Wow, I read a couple of his parody lyrics, and I have to agree - they are AWFUL!

      Doesn't mean he shouldn't receive the same protections as a good parodist... but again, wow. Literally painful to read.

    2. Re:Dr. Demento was a genius by DJ+Particle · · Score: 1

      Among his recorded stuff there are some gems. usually his recordings suffer from the lead vocals being too loud, but his "Don't Touch My Mohawk" is actually one of my faves :)

  4. Starting? by mmkkbb · · Score: 5, Informative

    BMI and ASCAP have been thugs for a long time, threatening bar and club owners for licensing agreements for offering live music. For this reason, AS220 in Providence no longer allows musicians to perform any cover songs!

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    1. Re:Starting? by eldavojohn · · Score: 1, Informative

      BMI and ASCAP have been thugs for a long time, threatening bar and club owners for licensing agreements for offering live music. For this reason, AS220 in Providence no longer allows musicians to perform any cover songs!

      Um, your link brings me to a photography blog. It does have a word doc that starts out with:

      NO COVERS: AS220 has a STRICT ORIGINAL MUSIC ONLY policy! NO COVERS!
      As of Nov 1, 2004 AS220 is boycotting BMI, ASCAP and SESACâ(TM)s Blanket License Policies. This means that NO music registered to any of these organizations may be performed or played on the premises. This applies to any sampled material as well.

      Honestly, as a performer, I've been pleased with ASCAP. How I understand it is that a bar or establishment pays a modest price (like ~$500 a year?) and all artists can play covers without fear of legal recourse. Sounds like a great deal to me. Doesn't sound very thuggish, does it?

      Your favorite bar doesn't think so. Good for them. Heck, even better for originals only bands. Too bad for bands like mine that like to work in Don't Let Me Down by The Beatles every now and then but it's not a deal breaker.

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    2. Re:Starting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I own a climbing gym, and they have been after my ass for almost two years. We play a radio station, which is already paying ASCAP and BMI. If I break down and pay ASCAP, BMI will come with their hand out, and a small business will be out at least $2000 per year. To play the fukcing radio! Everyone in the gym can have on headphones tuned to the same station and ASCAP won't care. It's a damn climbing gym! People don't "work out to the music" as the contend.

      I contacted a guy, and there is a way around it: play music by artists not controlled by these idiots, and/or get written consent to play music from the creators.

    3. Re:Starting? by Misch · · Score: 4, Informative

      Get a Sirius/XM business account. The business account includes rights to play in your business.

      $25/month last I looked.

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    4. Re:Starting? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BMI and ASCAP have been thugs for a long time, threatening bar and club owners for licensing agreements for offering live music.

      Not licensing for live music, licensing for peforming someone else's composition. That's their job.

      When you play a songwriter's composition in a way that makes you money (such as attracting customers), you owe that songwriter a cut.

      While BMI and ASCAP may be bastards, the general principle of "share this song if you like it, but if you make money from it you owe me a royalty" is, IMHO, a good one -- indeed, it's the principle that ought to apply to all media. (Along with the understanding that such a royalty right applies for a limited time and only to authors, not their heirs or employers or assignees. It's ridiculous that someone still claims rights on "Happy Birthday" -- though the claim is dubious, they still manage to squeeze money out of people.)

      For this reason, AS220 in Providence no longer allows musicians to perform any cover songs!

      A venue that encourages original music? Outstanding!

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    5. Re:Starting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not licensing for performing someone else's composition, licensing for live music that is totally original and wholly owned by the artist playing at the venue. That's illegal.

      When an artist plays their own original music live at a venue, BMI and ASCAP have no right to get involved at all, but they will hound you mercilessly with demands that you pay them money. They want people to believe that they automatically own the rights to all music ever written, and they take that position in their communication with businesses who have original music performances. As has already been stated, they are thugs.

    6. Re:Starting? by zotz · · Score: 1

      If a band (its members) is a member of ascap or bmi, could they even perform their own stuff?

      all the best,

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    7. Re:Starting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative, indeed. The really hard part - from a customer service perspective - is that I will have to explain to people that they can't play their iPods over our sound system anymore. On the other hand, if that is the difference between them climbing at my gym or a competitors then I must be doing something else wrong...

      Either way, ASCAP blows more often than not.

      I agree with charging bands to play covers, since the covers are the majority reason why people are their to see a cover band. And I don't totally disagree with them in principle, but they still suck donkey nuggets.

    8. Re:Starting? by destiny71 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not playing covers songs isn't enough for them.

      ASCAP in effect shut down a local venue because they had no way to pay the exceptionally high fees they wanted in order to allow live music to be played.

      They catered to local, younger musicians playing ORIGINAL music. At first, they let them go because they were playing original music. Then, they came back and said they had to pay the fees.

      Why? because someone warming up, tuning up, or whatever may play a few notes that someone else wrote.

      This place was for a younger audience, so no alcohol sales. Cover charges were just to keep the place open. They had to close down.

    9. Re:Starting? by Bellegante · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [quote]When you play a songwriter's composition in a way that makes you money (such as attracting customers), you owe that songwriter a cut. [/quote]

      Why? No, seriously, why? It doesn't take money from the people who made the music, it doesn't even deny them CD sales in the way that piracy could theoretically do (though there is no hard evidence that it does).

      The reason the stupid copyright law exists in the first place is to benefit the people! It isn't so that you can claim profit from each and every rendition of a song throughout space and time. A cover band playing a professional song will never detract from the professional group's funds, and I defy you to find anything to the contrary.

      Explain the moral obligation society has to pay an artist for every single performance of work that he originated, please.

    10. Re:Starting? by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      Yes, assuming they own all the relevant rights. Signed major bands as a rule do not own the rights to their work. (They may have the royalties right, but likely lacks the rights to music or even the lyrics). Smaller bands may own the rights. Since ASCAP is a royalties collector, the band can play there, since no royalties would need to be collected on their own performance of their own work.

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    11. Re:Starting? by zotz · · Score: 1

      I understand the points you make but are you sure you are correct even for a solo performer who owns all his own rights but is signed with ascap or bmi? I have heard conflicting information and especially with respect to rights organizations in other countries and I am trying to learn what I can.

      I have heard that when you sign an agreement, you give them the right to license out your music. (Including to yourself it would seem. I am trying to determine how this works where.)

      all the best,

      drew

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    12. Re:Starting? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh, maybe this one?

      Copyright is a valid and useful thing for a society. The implementation of it can be problematic though and ours is rife with abuses, such as Disney, etc.

      I tend to not have a problem paying for actual performances and if I use something someone else owns to do it, paying a fair fee is reasonable. The bigger problem is with licenses for the simple 'sale' of recorded performances. With technology this is now an infinite good; the value of a 'copy' of the performance is so low as to be zero.

      The value of a performance is a different animal, however. Whether it's through live music or recorded music (radio, iPod over the speakers in the gym, etc.) an experience is being gained, good bad or indifferent it's still an experience. Good ones will attract repeat paying customers, bad/indifferent ones won't. That's the free market at work.

      One of the best modern examples of this is The Grateful Dead. They made millions playing *live* concerts, while letting recordings of those concerts be freely made and traded among their fans. Which in turn brought *more* fans to their shows making them more money.

      The issue of ASCAP harrasing a bar or other venue is legitimate. However, if the above facts are to be believed, paying $500 for a flat fee versus having to itemize every performance and when questioned provide proof it wasn't licensed music being played seems like a *massive* undertaking. Pay the $500 and walk away much happier.

      All of this argument is predicated on the idea that these rights are *LIMITED* by time. But that gets back to the implementation problem I said earlier. Copyright is still a good thing but with limitations.

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    13. Re:Starting? by DJ+Particle · · Score: 1

      it doesn't even deny them CD sales in the way that piracy could theoretically do

      In fact, it could turn on new people to the original artist, which actually makes it bad business to shut down the cover bands.

    14. Re:Starting? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it doesn't even deny them CD sales

      Songwriters don't necessarily have CD sales. Songwriters often produce rough demos, or written music, to get their ideas to performing or recording musicians. Not all songwriters are singers.

      It's the songwriters, not the original performers, who get these royalties. If I play "Love Potion Number 9" at a paid gig, Leiber and Stoller get the nickel, not The Clovers.

      The reason the stupid copyright law exists in the first place is to benefit the people!

      Exactly! And having creators get paid is of benefit to the people, it helps "promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts." But restricting sharing of creative works is not.

      So how can we have creators get paid, and not restrict sharing?

      One solution is to restrict selling, by requiring a royalty on commercial use of a work. This is orders of less magnitude less invasive than trying to restrict personal sharing. And it's more in line with intuitive notions of fairness.

      (Note that I'm speaking of the general idea, not the current ASCAP/BMI implementation which adds many problematic aspects on top of it.)

      It isn't so that you can claim profit from each and every rendition of a song throughout space and time.

      And, since I said the royalties should apply only to commercial performances (as is currently the case) and only for a limited time (as it not), we don't have a disagreement on that point.

      A cover band playing a professional song will never detract from the professional group's funds, and I defy you to find anything to the contrary.

      Me camping out on your front lawn will never detract from your funds. (I'm a good camper and always leave the site better than I found it.) But yet it still detracts from something abstract, from your sense of control over your life.

      So it is with art. If someone gets rich off by performing a song I wrote and I get nothing, it detracts from our sense of justice and fairness.

      Of course, the world is not very fair. Nor does it give us much control over our own lives. But we structure our legal and social systems around these ideas anyway.

      As a practical matter, creators of works we enjoy ought to get paid. As a matter of cultural freedom, people ought to be free to share works they enjoy. As a matter of intuitive fairness, creators ought to get a share of riches made off of their creations. Royalty-right supports all these ends.

      If you have a counter-proposal that does it better, I'm open to hearing it.

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    15. Re:Starting? by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      The reason the stupid copyright law exists in the first place is to benefit the people!

      Well, that's what it says. But that's not why it exists. It exists because the UK had had it for a long time and it seemed silly to most of the founders to leave it out of the Constitution.

      But the real reason why, in my mind, is that if you write a hit song you deserve to be paid for its use. I know that's not a popular opinion on here, but it's the way the world works, and it seems pretty fair to me. Just like if you make a giant banner with rights-managed stock art, you aren't necessarily denying the artist sale of the art. But you denied him the initial sale to you, which wasn't within your rights, legally or morally, to do.

    16. Re:Starting? by Bellegante · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between morality and law. It's an important distinction. I'm well aware that the copyright law can be used to prevent children from singing 'happy birthday' because that particular song is copyrighted; and yet you'd be miserable scum to try to enforce that.

      Which is why I asked for a moral, rather than legal, explanation.

      I do agree that some form of protection for an artist is desirable, but imagine this world if it did not exist. People would still want authentic music from the actual artists, but they'd have to be the best - if some band could come along and do the music better than the original, then they would hit the top. We would still have mass production of music CD's and such, but those CD prices would be slashed dramatically, with a lot of smaller businesses putting them out. Bands would still make the money that they do make off of live performances. Really, we'd only get rid of the scum of the earth that leech off the current system. The people we care about (The Bands, and The People) would be just fine.

      Need proof that music without copyright can still pull in money? You can still buy compilations of classical music, and people still pay to see performances of it. I would assert that, in combination with advertising and popular culture fanaticism, copyright (for music) is completely unnecessary.

    17. Re:Starting? by phulegart · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is another way around this...
      It depends on the number of speakers you are using to entertain your guests. You only have to pay the ASCAP fees if you are using more than 3 speakers. Silly, I know, but this is the line for non-jukebox atmosphere music. So a store, with only a stereo playing (only two speakers) does NOT have to pay ASCAP fees. If that same store had a quadraphonic setup, they would have to pay.

      I only learned about this when the owner of three retail shops I was handling the S&R for, was approached to start paying ASCAP fees for the music (We would play CDs in the stores) we played in the background. The rep said we owed X amount for one store, but the other store had to pay no fee. When we asked why, he told us. The rep watched while I was told to remove one of the speakers in the main shop. At that point, he changed the paperwork to reflect that we owed X up to that date, and were not required to pay ASCAP fees as long as we had 3 or fewer speakers connected to each music source. Of course, this was in the 90's.

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    18. Re:Starting? by Bellegante · · Score: 1

      Me camping out on your front lawn will never detract from your funds..

      I'd have to pay to recover my ammunition, of course..

      But seriously, you're comparing not getting perpetual compensation for something you wrote to invading your personal space? You could conceivably have your written song copied and distributed worldwide without even knowing about it. It's not a personal matter at all - you can't own words or ideas. That's why we call it copyright. It's a legal construct we invented specifically because actual ownership was an impossibility.

      That said, they could simply work out a deal with the band (or bands) they sell the music to. 10% sounds good. Sure, without copyright, other bands could play and the writer wouldn't be compensated, but the original band will always do the best. If you need examples of this, look at the copyright situation in china. copies and (illegal) derivative work exist; the original makes the most money, the others, less.

    19. Re:Starting? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But seriously, you're comparing not getting perpetual compensation for something you wrote to invading your personal space?

      I'm not invading your personal space. I'm camped on your lawn, scores of feet away from you on the other side of a wall, and doing you no harm. Land ownership is just as much a social-legal fiction as is copyright. Yet you're willing to kill to protect it?

      Nor have I mentioned perpetual compensation, I've explicitly disclaimed that. Please do me the favor of not putting words into my mouth.

      I tell you this -- I would rather have you camp on my lawn for a few days than falsely claim authorship of one of my works.

      Am I harmed if you claim credit for a song that I wrote? Not directly, it neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. But you are collecting something -- credit -- that I am, ethically, owed. I assert that the financial situation is the same: just as you owe me my name on the liner notes of the CD (or whatever the equivalent is for an MP3 from iTunes), when you sell recordings of a song I wrote, you owe me a just royalty.

      You could conceivably have your written song copied and distributed worldwide without even knowing about it.

      And I have no objection to that. Is it somehow unclear to you that I am not arguing in favor of copyright? Copy, share and enjoy, please. I just want a fair share if you make money off of it.

      Sure, without copyright, other bands could play and the writer wouldn't be compensated, but the original band will always do the best

      That statement, sir, is unadulterated rubbish. Is Hendrix's version of "All Along the Watchtower" inferior to Dylan's? Joplin's "Me and Bobby McGee" not as good as Kris Kristofferson's? Do you think Ike & Tina Turner's "Proud Mary" is not as good as CCR's? Feh, I say, feh.

      (On the topic of covers, I have to digress a second: while trying to refresh my brain on covers better than originals I stumbled across this, which mentions that that the version of "Desperado" on the Langley Schools Music Project. Let me say that if you love music, you owe it to yourself to seek out this album. Also Songs in the Key of Z.)

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    20. Re:Starting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You can still buy compilations of classical music, and people still pay to see performances of it."

      But classical music is different from pop music in that the particular performance of pop music is paramount. OTOH, someone wanting to hear Brahms Symphony will enjoy it whether it's the Vienna Phil, Berlin Phil, Chicago Symphony, etc. because it's the MUSIC they like. If U2 does an Elvis song, it's not simply an Elvis song any longer. It's U2's version of the Elvis song.

    21. Re:Starting? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Try reading up on the Happy Birthday saga

      A birthday party is *not* at public performance and not subject to royalties.

      In my post I clearly stated that our current system can and has been abused. The copyright extensions are abysmally unfair to the public. 75 years is a crazy amount of time to lock up the rights.

      The concept of copyright has been well understood and accepted for centuries. It gives incentives for people, while also rewarding the public in time through new and interesting creations. I'd argue that's a moral explanation.

      Imagine your world without copyright. I create a song and sing it pretty well. But someone else can sing it better, all of a sudden my time and investment is taken away and someone else gets the rewards since the better performance will draw the consumers. What's fair about that?

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    22. Re:Starting? by Ares · · Score: 1

      I have heard that when you sign an agreement, you give them the right to license out your music. (Including to yourself it would seem. I am trying to determine how this works where.)

      In the US at least, unless you transfer all rights to them, you would retain those rights, without having to obtain a license from ascap for it (since ascap is the one licensed by you to collect).

      As another poster mentioned earlier, often the actual rights aren't owned by the artist, but by some corporation with whom the artist has signed, and in turn, that corp has signed with ascap. In that case, since you don't own the rights, you would have to have a license from either ascap or the corp. owning the rights.

      It's like a professional programmer. Barring any work for hire rules or an explicit assignment of copyright, anything you write is your own and you are free to license it, allow others to sublicense it, or reuse it as you see fit. If rules or other agreement transfer ownership to an employer, the employer owns the rights and you would need a license from them to reuse the code.

    23. Re:Starting? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      But classical music is different from pop music in that the particular performance of pop music is paramount. OTOH, someone wanting to hear Brahms Symphony will enjoy it whether it's the Vienna Phil, Berlin Phil, Chicago Symphony, etc. because it's the MUSIC they like. If U2 does an Elvis song, it's not simply an Elvis song any longer. It's U2's version of the Elvis song.

      How do we know if Classical music is much different than Pop music if one is completely restricted to copyright, and one just happened to be created before the perpetual copyright? This isn't a limitation that depends on the type of music or composition, but is only a mere function of law.

      A lot of jazz and blues songs follow the classical theme you lay out, where to a certain point it doesn't matter whose performing it, just that its performed well. I can be a fan of a particular symphonies rendition of an orchestra, just as I can be a fan of one moderns band cover of a song (for instance the song "Milk Cow Blues", I prefer the Arrowsmith version over Arnold's version or Elvis' version, though the Kink's or Willie Nelson's version come close). The song remains the same, though, all the individual artist adds is a bit of flare, just like any orchestra adds to a composition. Listening to Beethoven performed by the Vienna Philharmonic will be a different experience than listening to the same composition by the Boston Philharmonic, or your local high school's orchestra. I cans state baldly that I prefer the Royal Philharmonic to the Boston Philharmonic in the performance of the 9th Symphony.

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    24. Re:Starting? by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      Copyright is a valid and useful thing for a society

      I think not. Possibly lawyers and lowballing rights aggregators feel so. And those among us who are still brainwashed and hypnotized into thinking we have enough talent to maybe score a big hit someday and that our works will not be abused as footballs for manipulating the market or extracting concessions, and our meager profits lost in a pile of Hollywood accounting.

      Look at the extreme level of confusion in this discussion. I take that as indication that we should try to do better than copyright. Reformers feel that the basic concept is sound, and would like to clean up copyright law. Maybe that's possible. I'm of the opinion that the basic concept is NOT sound, and we should try out alternative means of compensating the deserving. Whatever means we use, it should be as simple as possible, so that the public can understand the basic ideas.

      Like with this ASCAP stuff. Maybe ASCAP should pay businesses for the advertising they currently get for free! It is really weird how the arguments all focus on the value to the businesses and that businesses should pay for that value, while neglecting the value to the artists.

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    25. Re:Starting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew that my statement was going to draw some criticism. I started out to say that pop music doesn't have the inherent musical value that classical music does, but decided to back off from that, and I know my opinion is not well-reasoned out and just an opinion. And that is there is validity to your points as well. I, for example, do not like the Philadelphia/Stokowski transcriptions of Bach, even though the music is still Bach's.
      Also why I'm posting as AC. Didn't want the flamebait mod.

    26. Re:Starting? by alexo · · Score: 1

      The reason the stupid copyright law exists in the first place is to benefit the people!

      Nope, that's the excuse.
      The reason is greed.

    27. Re:Starting? by bit01 · · Score: 1

      A birthday party is *not* at public performance and not subject to royalties.

      Depends. Has it been videoed? Has the video been given to others? Are strangers, such as caterers, present?

      Imagine your world without copyright. I create a song and sing it pretty well. But someone else can sing it better, all of a sudden my time and investment is taken away and someone else gets the rewards since the better performance will draw the consumers. What's fair about that?

      Imagine your world without copyright. I create a business and it does pretty well. But someone else can copy the business better, all of a sudden my time and investment is taken away and someone else gets the rewards since the better performance will draw the consumers. What's fair about that?

      Please get out of your intellectual rut of assuming that copyright-as-it-is-currently-implemented is the one-true-way (tm). Copyright is a mechanism, nothing more, for advantaging certain people and disadvantaging others. It has little to do with "fairness". In fact it is highly unfair because it enormously advantages those who have access to the economic network effect (those in with the distribution cartel) and disadvantages others, including the vast majority of creators.

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    28. Re:Starting? by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      They have a point. At some time, somebody is bound to play an F, G, or any number of chords which simultaneously violates the copyright of all their artists... even those that get a whopping $6.80 a year out of them.

    29. Re:Starting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor have I mentioned perpetual compensation, I've explicitly disclaimed that. Please do me the favor of not putting words into my mouth.

      They can't help it. It's the only way to twist the conversation into something absurd so they can high-five each other over it later, while sidestepping laughable ignorance and incessant demagoguery.

      Land ownership is just as much a social-legal fiction as is copyright. Yet you're willing to kill to protect it?

      Sure, because land is theirs, and walking onto it offends them. They've never produced any creative works, so they don't care whether or not a person can navigate the contradictions inherent in their complaints in order to make a successful system that works for everyone. They don't care whether freeloaders or profiteers undermine or devalue something else, because everyone who's ever owned a copyright is filthy rich and has made "more than enough" money. But don't interfere in the "free market" that gives corporate executives and professional athletes millions of dollars, because that is valuable.

      You see, creators of works aren't entitled to control them, sell them in whole or in part, or expect people to honor the bounds of ownership. There's no value in a copy, and so there shouldn't be consequences for taking it without permission. If the artist "really wanted to", he could still "sell" just as many copies, even with everyone taking them for free with repercussion. After all, the artist made a copy and let it go from his hands, so all bets are off. But somehow, when the owner walks off his property or invites a guest onto it, we're supposed to pretend that the landowner hasn't done the same thing.

      Never mind the fact that if there were truly no value in the copy, there wouldn't be a reason to acquire it in the first place. It's just mob mentality and unchecked greed. There's no reason behind it, and thus no point in trying to make them see reason.

    30. Re:Starting? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1
      A birthday party is *not* at public performance and not subject to royalties.

      Depends. Has it been videoed? Has the video been given to others? Are strangers, such as caterers, present?

      Well you're getting into the minutia with which I have clearly stated there are problems in the current system. But generally speaking no you can't sue for royalties from a friggin birthday party.

      Imagine your world without copyright. I create a business and it does pretty well. But someone else can copy the business better, all of a sudden my time and investment is taken away and someone else gets the rewards since the better performance will draw the consumers. What's fair about that?

      Imagine *my* world without copyright? it's your fantasy world, not mine. In *my* world if your work is automatically copyrighted and you can sue the person who took/used it. That's what is fair about that. But you seem to be talking about a 'business' which is *not* copyrightable. Nor should it be. If you make a business producing widget X, and someone else sees your business (i.e. you advertise it) and is able to do it better/cheaper than you...well that's just the free market. If they take something you created and sell it as their own or profit from it, that is unfair, and that's where copyright comes in. You copyright your creation, writing or song or video not the business around it. A 'business' is a different entity. By your definition you can't have more than one business in a field since a 2nd one would be unfair. You can however, *patent*, some business related things and have recourse in that arena; that is a wholly different discussion though.

      Please get out of your intellectual rut of assuming that copyright-as-it-is-currently-implemented is the one-true-way (tm). Copyright is a mechanism, nothing more, for advantaging certain people and disadvantaging others. It has little to do with "fairness". In fact it is highly unfair because it enormously advantages those who have access to the economic network effect (those in with the distribution cartel) and disadvantages others, including the vast majority of creators.

      I never said our current system was perfect, I clearly stated it wasn't. That doesn't mean abolish copyright entirely, it has and does serve a useful purpose. Reward creativity in the short term through monopolized use, and reward society in the long term by having that creation become public domain. How is that not fair? not the specifics of our system but the concept in general. How is it not fair?

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    31. Re:Starting? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Copyright is a mechanism, nothing more, for advantaging certain people and disadvantaging others.

      You are aware that copyright is automatically available for *everyone* right? Here's another concept for you. In your world without copyright, what stops the big cartel from ripping off small time music creators? nothing.

      The past and current distribution mechanism has been a source of power to those in the system I don't argue. But that is a different concept than copyright. Copyright prevents even more abuse of that power by giving the creators of content leverage over those in the channels. And with the Internet, you're starting the process of removing the power of the distribution channel holders.

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    32. Re:Starting? by zotz · · Score: 1

      "In the US at least, unless you transfer all rights to them, you would retain those rights, without having to obtain a license from ascap for it (since ascap is the one licensed by you to collect)."

      I think I understand the general idea, what I am asking is if you know specifically that the agreements that creators sign with ascap or bmi transfers those rights to the organizations or leaves them in possession of the creators.

      If you were to start a CS and I were to sign up with you, the agreement could call for you to be the sole licensor for public performances of all of my works and could include me needing a license from you to perform my works in public. Or say in any public venue not owned by me personally. Or whatever.

      Do you know how the agreements with ascap and bmi handle the deal?

      all the best,

      drew

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    33. Re:Starting? by Ares · · Score: 1

      according to the ascap articles of association, its a non exclusive license for ascap to sublicense the work. the creator retains ownership.

    34. Re:Starting? by zotz · · Score: 1

      Thanks,

      I found this:

      "Such assignment shall not limit, restrict or interfere with the right of any member
      to issue to a music user* non-exclusive licenses for rights of public performance."

      If I am reading that right, it looks like although you assign them the right to license public performances of your work, you also still have that right. Cool if so. I need to look into this further.

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  5. wat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 Live Crew Supreme Court

    "Yo you guys be trippin'. Motherfucking motion denied!"

    Or am I misunderstanding the strangled grammar?

    1. Re:wat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "2 Live Crew" "Supreme Court decision"

    2. Re:wat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      You're misunderstanding nothing. The 2 Live Crew was sued for a parody of Pretty Woman, and won.

      If he'd cited it as Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc., he might have done better in the letter.

  6. Don't mess with the ASCAP by cortesoft · · Score: 3, Funny

    Once the animal rights people get involved, it's game over.

    1. Re:Don't mess with the ASCAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think thats the ASPCA

    2. Re:Don't mess with the ASCAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thatsthejoke.jpg

  7. Starts to?! by linumax · · Score: 4, Informative

    ASCAP has been in this much much longer than RIAA.

    1. Re:Starts to?! by skeeto · · Score: 1

      Yes, 15 years ago they were the ones that threatened the Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts for singing campfire songs.

  8. Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed... by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think there's only one more box left for dealing with *IAA types that are abusing the law for racketeering.

    Would it really be so bad if someone started using mafia tactics on them since they're so fond of them? I think that wiring bombs to *IAA executives' cars and those of their slimy attorneys would be a good start. It's pretty clear that going through legal channels isn't working.

  9. If you are right by the law... by jsnipy · · Score: 1

    If you are right by the law, what can they really do besides putting fear in you?

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    1. Re:If you are right by the law... by TheRealFixer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bankrupt you with costly legal fees. Which is why these conglomerates go after people who don't have the financial ability to defend themselves.

    2. Re:If you are right by the law... by gnarlyhotep · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They can file a lawsuit. Do you have any idea how expensive those are, even if you settle before any substantial court apperances? Lawyers don't stop charging just because you're in the right.

    3. Re:If you are right by the law... by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      There's a legal term for this. It's called racketeering.

    4. Re:If you are right by the law... by One+Louder · · Score: 1

      If you are right by the law, what can they really do besides putting fear in you?

      Sue you. Even if you win, you're still out the money and time it cost to defend yourself. If you're lucky, you might get awarded your reasonable costs, but that doesn't pay for the stress and time.

    5. Re:If you are right by the law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you have vast funds to fight their games in court, you well eventually run out of time and resources to fight their petty games that can ruin lives. The US court systems needs a sanity check, and to make the companies pulling this BS pay 10x (or whatever) the costs have been to the person they pick on. When life is finite, what cost is your life worth per hour? Unfortunately, our courts are closed clubs who make exceedingly large sums of money by keeping the status-quo.

    6. Re:If you are right by the law... by DamienNightbane · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Which is why I suggest using another mafia tactic against them and simply assassinating both their executives and their lawyers. They can't use these organized crime tactics if they're dead.

    7. Re:If you are right by the law... by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Much as I dislike defending ASCAP, most of what they actually do in a day involves shaking down radio and satellite stations, who not only can afford to pay the artists their share, they damn well should since they're in the business of playing other peoples' music.

      You and your publisher join ASCAP or BMI because it's easier to do that than to actually try and get your unsolicited unprotected crap out onto the airwaves when everyone expects you to be with one or the other, has procedures in place for paying them, and is not going to waste their time sending you $2.47 checks once a year.

      The going around and harassing every restaurant with a 2x2 "stage" is definitely in bad taste, but AFAIK musicians aren't even seeing that money, since they typically only pay you when they record an actual "play". No doubt most of that money is going straight to ASCAP.

  10. Who's Next? by TreyGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Will the ASCAP be targeting Weird Al now?

    1. Re:Who's Next? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I think Weird Al usually sought permission of some kind. I don't know if he paid royalties, but I remember there being some kind of controversy over Amish Paradise because Weird Al's management said they'd gotten permission from Coolio, and then after the fact Coolio denied it.

    2. Re:Who's Next? by berashith · · Score: 1

      Which was hilarious as Coolio more than sampled Stevie Wonder for that song. The only thing he could be pissed about is Weird Al tying braids in his hair.

    3. Re:Who's Next? by westcoast+philly · · Score: 1

      Wierd Al always asks the artists before doing a parody, and almost ALWAYS gets approval from them first. if he doesn't, he usually will not release the song. He does this all, even though he doesn't have to, because he respects the original artists. Now THAT is a man I can respect. ...sort-of.

      (kidding, I love the man)

    4. Re:Who's Next? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Well, this is going off topic a bit, but apparently Coolio was mad because he took the lyrics of the song fairly seriously. He had intended for it to sort of raise awareness of certain kinds of social problems, and so he resented it being turned into a joke.

    5. Re:Who's Next? by robkill · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, for several reasons.

      1.) Having recorded for nearly 30 years, Al knows the ins and outs of what's legal, what he can easily fight, and what he can't.

      2.) The original songwriter is credited on all parodies (and polka medleys) meaning Al pays royalties to the original songwriter on all songs recorded on CD or receiving airplay. ASCAP and the original artist are making money from Al.

      3.) Al gets permission from the artist before recording a parody, even though it isn't legally necessary. In the case of parodying James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" (as "You're Pitiful") the label (not the artist) withheld permission after recording, so instead of releasing it on the "Straight out of Lynwood" CD, he put out an mp3 from his website. Other parodies for which he doesn't have artist permission, he will perform live in concert, but will not record.

      More details at his Wikipedia page.

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    6. Re:Who's Next? by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      I think you mean Lakeside, not Stevie Wonder. :-)

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    7. Re:Who's Next? by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Disregard my previous post, and my apologies - I was thinking "Fantastic Voyage", not "Gangster's Paradise".

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    8. Re:Who's Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay... normally I am on the side of the artists in cases like this. But in reading their letter to him, it makes me wonder -- did he just add new lyrics and rip off the original music/score? That seems to be what they are complaining about. Weird Al always does his own original arrangement of the music, so far as I know, which is part of what makes his okay.

      If this Dave guy isn't doing that, isn't he ripping off the original composers while he's parodying the lyricists? I don't really know, I'm not a lawyer, but it seems that since those are two different parties that they each have separate rights, and he's violating the rights of one party but not the other. Simple solution: don't use the original music, make an arrangement or something.

    9. Re:Who's Next? by mundanetechnomancer · · Score: 1

      Coolio's label gave Weird Al permission, because they believed it would increase sales, as most songs Weird Al parodies enjoy. Weird Al believed he had Coolio's permission (and legally speaking, he did).

  11. Is This Anything New by SlashdotOgre · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can't say I'm surprised, from the limited knowledge I have on the subject, these guys along with BMI have been on the bullies for years. For a good example from a couple years ago, check out The Richard Phillips vs BMI Story in which an independent artist, who only performed his own music (no covers, etc.), which he owned the copyright to, was pushed out of a job.

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    1. Re:Is This Anything New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the link. Shame about the bad formatting.

    2. Re:Is This Anything New by DJ+Particle · · Score: 1

      Ironically, in that article, the venue that Phillips was fired from decided to resort to radio...

      That could get the venue into even more trouble

    3. Re:Is This Anything New by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Very interesting read. Thanks for that link.

      There wasn't much follow-up though. I suppose he didn't push much further after receiving the response in his favor.

      Still, he lost a job. It would have been nice if he sought salary damages in a civil suit against BMI. That might have helped prevent them from doing this again.

  12. don't think he'll ASCAPe the charges by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ASCAP charges both for lyrics and melodies. If you make an instrumental version of a song, you have to pay, and if you create alternative lyrics over that instrumental, I don't think it changes anything. I suspect Dave isn't going to avoid the bill.

    1. Re:don't think he'll ASCAPe the charges by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. When Weird Al puts his lyrics over someone else's tune, the original songwriter is definitely getting paid.

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    2. Re:don't think he'll ASCAPe the charges by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's kind of what I came in here to say. I'm not familiar with the 2 Live Crew Supreme Court decision mentioned in the summary, but there are multiple issues when talking about musical copyrights: the musical composition, the lyrics, and the actual recording.

      Even if they change the lyrics, if they're using a derivative musical composition, I think it's a derivative work. Parody is a form of protected speech, but IIRC doing a parody isn't enough to get you off the hook for copyright infringement. There a rule like, you have to be parodying the actual copyrighted work, not just using the copyrighted work in your parody. I'm fuzzy on the details (IANAL), but I think maybe you can't use parody in a defense here unless you're actually parodying the musical composition itself.

    3. Re:don't think he'll ASCAPe the charges by JoeRandomHacker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I believe he asks permission out of courtesy, but if he were less polite he could just do a parody without asking.

    4. Re:don't think he'll ASCAPe the charges by shark72 · · Score: 1

      Correct -- but the songwriter is still paid.

      Below Average Dave believes that he should not have to pay the songwriter. This is based on his apparent misunderstanding of the laws regarding parodies.

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    5. Re:don't think he'll ASCAPe the charges by compro01 · · Score: 1

      The actual name of the 2 live crew case was Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc.

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    6. Re:don't think he'll ASCAPe the charges by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Incorrect.

      If you don't charge for your music, there is a non-commercial exemption. He's non-commercial. They're trying to shake him down anyway. In addition to which, he paid for the backing track in a way that allows reuse.

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  13. He needs to do it himself by JoshuaZ · · Score: 2, Informative

    The guy needs to contact the EFF himself. They don't often just pick up cases because they get reported on Slashdot. They might take a look if he contacts them though. It doesn't take much effort to do so: http://www.eff.org/about/contact

    Incidentally, the ASCAP has a long history of doing dumb stuff. Back in the mid 1990s they got a lot of public flack for trying to sue the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts.http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/communications/ASCAP.html

    1. Re:He needs to do it himself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the deal with the Boy Scouts? The Post Office went after them too.http://www.lostrepublic.us/blog/archives/877/

    2. Re:He needs to do it himself by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Holy shit.

      "Even harder than figuring out which songs are which is explaining it all to the younger Brownies. "They think copyright means the 'mean people,'" says Debby Cwalina, a 14-year-old Elf Holly explains it to them this way: "The people who wrote it have a thing on it. A little V with circles around it. There's an alarm on it. And if you sing it, BOOM!"

      My God, they have literally scared those poor scouts shitless. That's terrible.

  14. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm never one to stand in the way of a murderous rampage (in fact I stand as far away as possible) but I think perhaps you're overreacting just a bit. Why not just boycott them? No one is forcing you to use them or any of their "properties". Just leave them to drown in their own cultural dregs.

  15. Why Is the Music Industry So Messed Up? by SlashdotOgre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why is it that the music industry seems to be so corrupt? I mean, I'm sure crap goes on in all industries, but the music industry in particular is just blatantly messed up. You've got groups like the RIAA suing their customers, all major venues are pretty much owned by Ticketmaster who add ridiculous fees to shows, while ClearChannel controls the airwaves, and then you have groups like ASCAP/BMI who push licenses on small business owners because the alternative are law suits where the minimal fine (or just lawyers fees alone) would drive them out of business. To make matters worst, the artists who are the base of the industry are frequently getting short end of the stick despite in many cases providing the largest contribution which makes the whole industry possible.

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    1. Re:Why Is the Music Industry So Messed Up? by TinBromide · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They grew that way because its so durned easy to hum a tune, write it down, and then expect to make a lifetime income off of that melody you came up with when you were on the crapper. Once people became hooked on a lifetime of income for a few days work, it became expected and their representative groups took up the fight against all threats, legal or otherwise. Seeing as the end consumer doesn't care about where the music comes from, its up to the RIAA and ASCAP and company to make the consumers care.

      What was the quote? Evil is what happens when good people do nothing? Well nobody did anything, so evil happened.

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    2. Re:Why Is the Music Industry So Messed Up? by idontgno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is it that the music industry seems to be so corrupt?

      1. A property which is both intangible and easily reproducable. That's not at all conducive to the artificial scarcity necessary to make a buck.
      2. Money. Lots of money. A tradition of lots of money. And now that money is at risk. The artificial scarcity is taking a serious beating, and now the middleman's essential role of getting between the creator and the consumer is becoming much less essential, so that sweet sweet moolah is crossing their palm less often.
      3. Success. Because the entertainment IP dinosaur still has influence, the law (both legislative and, to an extent, judicial) is swinging in their direction. Success in lawmaking and litigation encourages more of the same, even if an outside observer would call the process "corrupt". Cuz, you know, "corrupt" or "not corrupt" doesn't matter; "successful" and "moneymaking" is the only standard.

      I think that's why it seems worse. Because, to some degree, it is.

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    3. Re:Why Is the Music Industry So Messed Up? by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

      Because they are essentially government endorsed extortion companies, just follow the money and see that a lot of legislators directly and indirectly make shitloads of money with these schemes. These companies are almost costless to setup, no R&D, no hard investments, just hire some office space and some hard goons.
      They will protect their lousy income even if they have to hire very nasty people.

    4. Re:Why Is the Music Industry So Messed Up? by Bellegante · · Score: 1

      There are several good reasons that the music industry is corrupt as it is.

      1. Old school players. ASCAP and company got into the game early and have maintained control throughout the years by primarily assaulting people with little financial backing. (clubs, notably)

      2. Cash cow. The cost of reproduction is virtually nothing for the imaginary property produced, but you -have- to maintain a grip or lose significant profit. There's no non corrupt way to maintain that grip over people, so it's a corrupt industry.

      3. Leading us into the third point, that save for the musicians themselves, the entire industry structure is inherently corrupt It's been discussed here ad nauseum, of course. The distributors exist to leech off the artist's popularity, and provide nothing in return. ASCAP exists to intimidate people into payment, providing nothing of value. The whole thing is based around the idea that copyright exists because Music can be owned, rather than the constitutionally valid idea that it exists so that music will be free to the public.

  16. Sorry.. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    If you're going to go up against the big bad guys, make sure you have at least one of the following:

    1) Money
    2) Huge popular support.

    2LC had both. This guy seems to have neither. I know, I know, first they came for the lame DJ I didn't care about and I said nothing, then they came for all the DJs, then they called me a DJ. Call me a procrastinator, but I'll wait for stage 3.

  17. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

    These cunts sue people and extort fees out of businesses for singing Happy Birthday. They're racketeers of the worst kind and they've paid off the lawmakers and judges. The only possible solution to this problem is by killing them and everyone that works with them. There is no other way out.

  18. Not all parodies are legit by pines225 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... ignore the 2 Live Crew Supreme Court decision that parodies are new derivative works

    What the Supreme Court said was that if a parody was sufficiently transformative, this would operate in its favour when weighing up the fair use factors. BA Dave is taking the position that because he created a parody, fair use applies, but the Supreme Court stamped on that theory pretty sharply:

    "Like a book review quoting the copyrighted material criticized, parody may or may not be fair use, and petitioner's suggestion that any parodic use is presumptively fair has no more justification in law or fact than the equally hopeful claim that any use for news reporting should be presumed fair."

    Now I've no idea how transformative BA Dave's parodies are, but this quote should at least show him that he needs to do a little more than cry "parody" if he's going to convince them to back off. Let's hope he can. And let's be grateful he is in the US where parody is given some recognition as a fair use. In the UK, for instance, it's viewed as being no more legitimate than any other form of copying.

    1. Re:Not all parodies are legit by bigbigbison · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It also depends on what the parody song is about. Is it parodying the song itself, as Weird Al does, or is it using the melody of the song to create a parody of something else. I'm not a lawyer, and I've never heard of Below Average Dave before so I've no idea if this is the case (or even true) but if the song is not parodying the original song but just using the melody to parody something else, then using the song is not fair use. The Penny Arcade guys ran into this when they ran a parody of American McGee's Alice which used Strawberry Shortcake.

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    2. Re:Not all parodies are legit by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      The Penny Arcade guys ran into this when they ran a parody of American McGee's Alice which used Strawberry Shortcake.

      No, they got sued by an overly litigious greeting card maker (American Greetings) and backed down because they knew it wasn't worth going to court over something they made no money off of.

    3. Re:Not all parodies are legit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you compare the 2 Live Crew version to the original Pretty Woman, you'll see that there was almost no transformation going on. Personally I was surprised they had the balls to call it a parody at all. My point is, if I were BA Dave (I haven't seen his stuff either), I probably wouldn't be too worried about getting over what's left of the "transformation" hurdle after the 2 Live Crew case.

    4. Re:Not all parodies are legit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that Weird Al's songs don't always parody the original either.

      Eat It uses the melody of Beat It to parody overeating. Lasagna used the melody of La Bamba to parody Italian cooking. Amish Paradise uses the melody of Gangster's Paradise to parody Amish culture. And of course he used the melody of American Pie to parody Star Wars Episode 1 (why can't I remember the name of that song?)

    5. Re:Not all parodies are legit by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      It also depends on what the parody song is about. Is it parodying the song itself, as Weird Al does, or is it using the melody of the song to create a parody of something else.

      That's it, precisely.

      There was a guy in the late 90's that just replaced the lyrics of popular songs with scatological (and unfunny) lyrics. He was eventually forced to quit selling CDs, because his songs were very clearly not parodies.

    6. Re:Not all parodies are legit by dido · · Score: 1

      It also depends on what the parody song is about. Is it parodying the song itself, as Weird Al does,

      But that isn't exclusively, or even the majority of what Weird Al's parody work seems to be doing. Granted, he does precisely that from time to time, however it doesn't seem like most of his other works are of that nature. Just from a single album of his, 1992's Off The Deep End, we have only one track that parodies the original song as you say ("Smells Like Nirvana"), and four other parody tracks that are not direct parodies of their original songs. M.C. Hammer's "Can't Touch This" became "I Can't Watch This" which was about television. NKOTB's "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" became "The White Stuff" which is about the fillings in an Oreo. Gerardo's "Rico Suave" becomes "Taco Grande" which is about a visit to a fictional Mexican restaurant. "The Plumbing Song" is a mixture of Milli Vanilli's "Blame it on the Rain" and "Baby Don't Forget My Number". A brief look at his other albums seems to show more of the same.

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    7. Re:Not all parodies are legit by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      The title you can't think of is "The Saga Begins".

      Weird Al very rarely does a direct parody of the original song. Examples I can think of include:

      • Smells Like Nirvana
      • Achy Breaky Song
      • Six Words Long
      • Confessions Part III

      On the other hand, it's hard to argue that "Trapped in the Drive-Thru", ostensibly about a late night fast food run, isn't really a commentary on the tedious stupidity of R. Kelly's original...

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  19. Completely unbiased! by bonch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What a totally unbiased article summary. It doesn't automatically take a position or make assumptions about anything. I expect a fully qualified, objective discussion to follow presenting both sides in a fair and factually-based light.

    1. Re:Completely unbiased! by sbeckstead · · Score: 0

      I know that replying to a sig is a faux pas however I have to say I like it and agree with it whole heartedly.

    2. Re:Completely unbiased! by evanbd · · Score: 1

      What clued you in? Was it the "Posted by kdawson" line, or did it take longer than that to figure out.

      Kdawson is a poor editor, even by /. standards. /. would be much improved by his absence.

    3. Re:Completely unbiased! by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, I totally have bias (as you well know, I'm sure since you have me friended). I'm a DJ for Dementia Radio and crap like this (ASCAP / BMI extortion) threatens our ability to function as a community. No one in this sector of art is making ANY money. Every single person I know in Dementia has a day job, without exception. Even The Great Luke Ski supports himself as a caricature artist. Not everyone is as popular as Tom Smith, Jonathon Coulton, or Wield Al Yankovic. Most don't make any kind of profit at all, and do it for the Art. For ASCAP to shake down artists for other artists who aren't really owed anything (see the various legal opinions) and who DON'T ever see the money anyway are EXACTLY like the RIAA in this regard. They are leaches who exist on the life blood of the people they should exist to represent. I have been involved in the business of music all of my life, and so have my parents and grandparents. BMI/ASCAP are nothing but boils on the ass of humanity. Am I biased. You bet your ass I am. I am biased against all manor of pimps and thugs - and these guys are at the top of the list.

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    4. Re:Completely unbiased! by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      I expect a fully qualified, objective discussion to follow presenting both sides in a fair and factually-based light.

      Yet here you are, muddying the fully qualified, objective discussion with sarcasm and pure noise.

      Instead of bitching, contribute.

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  20. Change the fucking law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone takes you to court and YOU win, it means they had no reason to sue you in the first place.

    They should pay not only for YOUR lawyers (no trouble finding lawyers if you got a winning cause), but also for the time and stress of being wrongly sued.

    That would stop a LOT of "I'll sue your ass" bullshit currently happening in the USA.

    1. Re:Change the fucking law by Debug0x2a · · Score: 1

      That implies you have the money to even make it through the duration of the suit. If you settle out of court all bets are off.

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    2. Re:Change the fucking law by berashith · · Score: 1

      This would stop a lot of suing. Loser pays guarantees that you would be stupid to attempt to go up against anyone with greater means.

    3. Re:Change the fucking law by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Wait, there's a law for that? I have been grossly misinformed about F-bombs.

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    4. Re:Change the fucking law by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If someone takes you to court and YOU win, it means they had no reason to sue you in the first place.

      Or it could mean that you had better lawyers, or had enough money to pay off the judge, or that the judge was ignorant of the law as it applied to your case, or any number of other things that happen in a courtroom that have nothing to do with whether you're right or wrong.

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  21. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by somersault · · Score: 3, Funny

    There is no other way out.

    I don't know, suicide worked pretty well for me - you should try it!

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  22. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's easy.

    STOP consuming their products. All of them.

    Don't pirate (ANY support that keeps their products available is market chumming), don't buy, don't bother.

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  23. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

    I don't see how that will make them stop using the government to further a racketeering scheme.

  24. a little wet behind the ears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are

  25. Streisand Effect by JJRRutgers · · Score: 1

    Hey ASCAP, go ahead and target Weird Al. You think hacking the Atlantic Records wiki entry was bad? Just you wait...

  26. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there anywhere a list of which artists or labels or watever "belong" to them?

    For example, if I go out and look at a music cd, how do I know *IIA/ASCAP, whomever is involved?

  27. Why by anonieuweling · · Score: 1

    Why oh why is all the bad stuff (corporate related) happening in the USA first?

    1. Re:Why by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Why oh why is all the bad stuff (corporate related) happening in the USA first?

      Because here in the Land of the Fee, corporate 'citizens' are more highly regarded for their campaign contributions to politicians than the 'meat' citizens the politicians reputedly represent. We did a paradigm shift that turned said meat citizens into 'consumers' and thus, products, for the corporate 'citizens'. Then that paradigm shift got codified into law, modified as needed to protect the interest of the corporate citizens.

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    2. Re:Why by HiThere · · Score: 1

      You just don't hear about it until it happens here. Or notice it. Austrailia and New Zealand were in the news a while back for something about as bad, but I don't live there. I did, however, notice that they weren't better places to live.

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  28. Color me shocked by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    Who couldhave imagined that an organization with a name like ASCAP could be acting like an an ASS HAT.

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    1. Re:Color me shocked by gaderael · · Score: 1

      Posting to remove mod. meant to be funny. ---is stunned

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  29. okay, they're scumbags, but... by Moebius+Loop · · Score: 2, Informative

    One distinction I would like to point out is that ASCAP is *not* like the RIAA -- ASCAP actually pays the artists they represent when they force someone to pay up for licensing purposes.

    I don't agree with their stance on this particular issue, or their attempts to charge people who are playing radio (stations that have already paid the ASCAP fees).

    But it's an important distinction that they are actually defending the rights of artists, even if those rights are overblown. It's a far cry from the RIAA who will never be handing down a penny of the handful of successful lawsuits they've filed.

    The reality of the situation is that there is basically no such thing as a Composers' Union in the US, so ASCAP/BMI association is the only way a composer or songwriter can get reimbursed for the use of their works on an international level.

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    1. Re:okay, they're scumbags, but... by shark72 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Very well put.

      I think the zeitgeist on Slashdot is this: we dislike record labels, but we like artists. We want artists to make money directly -- and that's why actions like pirating the music and then "going to a concert" or "buying a t-shirt" are acceptable, as more money goes to the artist.

      In short, we like it when artists make money directly, without record labels being involved.

      And that's exactly what ASCAP is -- a collective of songwriters and lyricists, creating a revenue stream that's largely untouched by the record labels. It provides artists a way to do what they love and get money for it, even if they're not signed to a label or selling CDs.

      We want them to have rights. We simply don't want them to get all uppity and enforce those rights. You artists can have all the rights you want, but if claiming your rights gets in the way of us doing something with your music without paying you -- such as recording a new song using your melody -- then the proper response is to sit down, shut up, and know your place.

      It's quite sad, really.

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    2. Re:okay, they're scumbags, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's good in theory and all, until you realize how they determine royalty payments is through radio airplay. So unless you are popular enough to get on the radio quite regularly, you won't see a dime from ASCAP/BMI. And you are not getting on the radio without a major label's support, so catch 22...

    3. Re:okay, they're scumbags, but... by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Sadly untrue. Due to the sampling methodology they use, small member artists usually never see a dime from ASCAP. They keep the large artists who could prevail against them happy, and keep the rest.

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    4. Re:okay, they're scumbags, but... by richlv · · Score: 3, Insightful

      i think your viewpoint is quite sad.
      'we' want artists, authors and others to have a copyright. but those 'we' want this copyright to be reasonable.
      that includes reasonable terms on time and reuse restrictions.
      really, macaulay probably wasn't the first, but he put it the best, as far as we know. on copyright extension... in 1841.

      At present the holder of copyright has the public feeling on his side. Those who invade copyright are regarded as knaves who take the bread out of the mouths of deserving men. Everybody is well pleased to see them restrained by the law, and compelled to refund their ill-gotten gains. No tradesman of good repute will have anything to do with such disgraceful transactions. Pass this law: and that feeling is at an end. Men very different from the present race of piratical booksellers will soon infringe this intolerable monopoly. Great masses of capital will be constantly employed in the violation of the law. Every art will be employed to evade legal pursuit; and the whole nation will be in the plot.

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    5. Re:okay, they're scumbags, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't read the article? Obviously not. The writer discussed that payment is based on a sampling and biased towards the people getting airtime, not necessarily the people who's songs were ABUSED and VIOLATED with a public performance.

      ** Note that I'm biased here too. Yup, labels are scum, and ASCAP are bullies, and thieves.

    6. Re:okay, they're scumbags, but... by shark72 · · Score: 1

      "i think your viewpoint is quite sad."

      I should clarify that I don't subscribe to the zeitgeist. I'm particularly in favor of mechanisms that allow artists to get money without being dependent on record companies, but -- and here's where I break with many Slashdotters -- I believe that artists should be able to collect on that money and enforce those rights. The honor system doesn't work particularly well here -- e.g. I don't think BA Dave would have voluntarily sent money to songwriters if ASCAP didn't call him out.

      "'we' want artists, authors and others to have a copyright. but those 'we' want this copyright to be reasonable."

      "Reasonable" is hugely subjective. I believe that the right of songwriters and lyricists to collect licensing fees is reasonable. I'll concede that most people here may not agree with me.

      "that includes reasonable terms on time and reuse restrictions."

      Agreed that the ongoing copyright term extensions are troubling. Big media would, of course, like perpetual copyright, but that would be unconstitutional. However, by pushing out the deadline each time Mickey Mouse is in danger of going into the public domain, they're effectively perpetual. This should be stopped.

      At any rate, that's not relevant to this issue. BA Dave is largely using melodies which have been written within the past few decades. Terms would have to be drastically scaled back in order to give him a free pass here.

      As for re-use restrictions: again I'll concede that while I think ASCAP/BMI licensing arrengement is reasonable; you probably don't agree.

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    7. Re:okay, they're scumbags, but... by DJ+Particle · · Score: 1

      Which is why I felt Luke Ski (and any comedy music artist actually, even Weird Al) was a fool to join ASCAP.

    8. Re:okay, they're scumbags, but... by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Pretty clearly, you didn't RTFA if you think BA Dave owes anyone anything.

      He doesn't profit from his music - he gives it away for nothing, AND, he PAID for his backing tracks already in a way that allows reuse!

      What part of that makes ASCAP look good in any way?

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    9. Re:okay, they're scumbags, but... by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Yes, agreed. Sadly, Al was big enough that they would have made things very difficult for him had he not done so. Why Luke did is beyond me, but it's also none of my business. :-)

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  30. This was predictable by macraig · · Score: 1

    I've been referring to ASCAP in the same breath as the RIAA, MPAA, and IFPI for some time now. I hadn't actually heard of any specific misbehavior on its part, but it was inevitable that it would emulate its siblings and try to expand the reach of its extortion. Now I have a specific instance I can quote finally.

    1. Re:This was predictable by russotto · · Score: 1

      They're not emulating the RIAA. They're the RIAA's mentors. They're the original music mafia; they claim to own every melody from Happy Birthday on up, and if you show that a tune (say, Greensleeves) is centuries old, they'll claim that your "arrangement" of it is theirs until you prove otherwise. Remember the lawsuit against the Girl Scouts over public perfomance of campfire songs? That was ASCAP.

  31. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by somersault · · Score: 1

    It won't, but it is definitely a way out.

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  32. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by Zashi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why boycott when I can "deprive" them of money through pirating?!

    But then they sue over that too. Loose Loose. I give up. They can have my money. I'm sad now.

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  33. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by Captain+Spam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Research the artist. Research the label. If it really means that much to you, take the time to learn who, by your definition, is a tool and who isn't*. Even a simple Wikipedia search might net you some information.

    *: Note that this does not mean you have to learn who Tool, the band, is if you don't want to.

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  34. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by Zashi · · Score: 1

    CDs usually have the logo of their music company. If its one you've heard of or heard of its parent company, you probably shouldn't buy it.

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  35. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by Jaysyn · · Score: 3, Informative

    Or you could just use this.

    http://www.riaaradar.com/

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  36. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Then, what should I do if I'm an aspiring musician, and I'd like to draw on some of my cultural heritage -- and yes, copyright lasts so insanely long that we are talking about cultural heritage here -- and these thugs come and sue me?

    In other words: What do we do about The Grey Album?

    For that matter, as part of my "boycott", should I stop singing Happy Birthday?

    Fuck no. I will not spend my life avoiding our culture because it happens to be owned by a few corporations. I will continue to assert that this is our culture, not theirs.

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  37. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

    Try www.ascap.com for starters.

    See also www.riaaradar.com for a search engine of records that are on RIAA labels.

  38. abuse of process? by bugi · · Score: 1

    Isn't there some sort of penalty for abusing the legal process?

    Even if the bar's set stupidly high (like for perjury) surely some of the SLAPPs should qualify for some pretty extreme penalties.

    1. Re:abuse of process? by shark72 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There sure are, but that's not germain here.

      I think you (and others) may have been tripped up by the "the law is pretty clearly on his side" text in the summary. The submitter apparently took what BA Dave wrote at face value.

      What BA Dave apparently doesn't understand is that 2Live Crew ended up paying royalties.

      Thankfully, you can create a parody without getting permission from the original author -- the law gives us this right, although court cases usually come down to what's defined as a parody.

      However (and this is the crucial point that BA Dave and the submitter missed), if you use a melody written by somebody else, then you must pay a license. This is accomplished through what's known as a "blanket license" or a "mechanical license," which means that you need not get explicit permission from the particular songwriter.

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    2. Re:abuse of process? by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. The law here very clearly IS on BA Dave's side. I am far more informed on this than you think. See my other comments for a better explanation, as I don't wish to repeat it over and over and over. BA Dave doesn't charge for his music, but did in fact pay for his backing tracks with an agreement that allows their reuse for non-commercial purposes without additional fees. He gives his music away, he doesn't profit from them, and is thus non-commercial. ASCAP is acting like a pimp.

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    3. Re:abuse of process? by shark72 · · Score: 1

      "BA Dave doesn't charge for his music, but did in fact pay for his backing tracks with an agreement that allows their reuse for non-commercial purposes without additional fees."

      Somebody else pointed out that he gets his backing tracks from karaoke-version.com -- is this correct?

      The karaoke-version.com licensing allows for private; non-commercial use; ie. not much more than having a karaoke party in your home. Making recordings and distributing them isn't covered as the licensing -- as the FAQ on the site points out, you need the additional permission of a licensing organization (ASCAP/BMI in this case). Unfortunately, the fact that he doesn't charge for his tracks doesn't change this -- he's recording them and distributing them.

      ASCAP/BMI contracts generally aren't pass-through -- see also the situations where businesses must get their own license to play a radio station which has its own license. The radio station's license isn't a pass-through.

      Buying printed sheet music works the same way: the printing company pays a license fee, but if you want to record your own version of the song using the sheet music, you'll have to get a license of your own.

      I doubt that BA Dave's situation is different than this -- as stated above, licensing generally isn't pass-through. If you know something I don't about the contract he signed with the provider of his backing tracks, let me know.

      Agreed with you that ASCAP is acting like a pimp. That's a colorful way of putting it, but it's pretty accurate.

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    4. Re:abuse of process? by DJ+Particle · · Score: 1

      By that argument, ACSAP could shake down Devo Spice for his parody of Luke Ski's "Bacon" (Luke is listed with ASCAP).

      Though I know for a fact that Luke would NOT want ASCAP to do that on his behalf, it wouldn't stop ASCAP from doing it anyway if they thought it was worth it.

    5. Re:abuse of process? by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Right - additionally, I thought you and BA Dave both had separate agreements that aren't reflected in their FAQs.

      Just because it's in the FAQ doesn't mean it's the whole story (to the OP).

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    6. Re:abuse of process? by DJ+Particle · · Score: 1

      Yes, we do. In my case, I still have the emails I passed back and forth with KV hashing out the details.

    7. Re:abuse of process? by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      If there is no clause in your contract with them that prohibits reproduction or disclosure to a third party, I think it would help BA Dave in the court of public opinion here if you could reveal some of those details.

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    8. Re:abuse of process? by DJ+Particle · · Score: 1

      Parody is still protected fair use anyway though... If that wasn't true, then numerous parody artists would have been beat by the ASCAP stick long ago (like Luke Ski himself, actually...the fact that he was Dr. D's #1 of 2002 and 2003 didn't get ASCAP on his case, and that was before he joined ASCAP in 2007). We need to make sure we don't tangent the discussion so much that we forget the whole point of this discussion.

    9. Re:abuse of process? by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      To this crowd, that is the point. If a document surfaces that shows the truth, the geeks will all come out in force against ASCAP. I know. I'm a geek, too.

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    10. Re:abuse of process? by DJ+Particle · · Score: 1

      http://www.djparticle.com/romanastardis/kv.html

      From 2/1/08, my short email conversation with a rep from RECISIO SAS, the owners of K-V

  39. Parody etc. by sbeckstead · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually parody only covers the words that you change. If you use the original music you must pay for that privilege. Weird Al has gotten permission from the artists to use their music and when he didn't he ceased and desisted from performing that song. This is a considerably more dicey challenge than simple pirating.

  40. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by cbs4385 · · Score: 2, Funny
    As a great man, whom I can't be assed enough look up, once said:

    any sufficiently advanced extortion racket is indinguisable from a government

  41. Help him? by AnAdventurer · · Score: 1

    Like make his songs funny? No I can't do that. Help him, like with a lawyer? No, I won't do that.

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  42. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by scubamage · · Score: 1

    Haha, good ol' pine box.

  43. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

    Oh, golly. That would be so inconvenient. I'm willing to whine and watch high-profile court cases about this stuff, but you actually want me to act like I believe what I'm saying? You're not one of those anachronistic weirdos that think that principles are worth sacrificing for, are you?

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  44. Volunteer Lawyers for the Arts by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Informative

    In a case of this nature, the guy's best bet is, in my opinion, Volunteer Lawyers for the Arts or EFF.

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    1. Re:Volunteer Lawyers for the Arts by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here in Chicago, we've got an outfit called Lawyers for the Creative Arts that I couldn't recommend more highly. They're really nice folks over there and great lawyers. They have helped me and lots of my friends many times.

      If you're a Chicago artist or musician or writer and you need a lawyer, this is a great place to go. Just remember, when you hit it big, do something nice for LCA so they can keep helping "starving" artists. They're really easy to get to, too - just a block from the Chicago Ave. Brown Line stop.

      Young artists just starting to do a little business ought to get in touch with them even if they don't think they need a lawyer at the moment. They'll not only help you make sure that you're doing things properly, in a legal sense, but they're great at putting creative people in touch with one another, which, even when it doesn't result in some synergistic result, makes you understand that you're not alone.

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  45. "doesn't have the resources to fight the ASCAP"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the law is so clearly on his side, why doesn't he hire a "no win, no fee" lawyer? Then when he wins the case, ASCAP will have to pay his legal costs anyway.

  46. covers and parodies by MushMouth · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, anyone is allowed to cover or parody any published song without any permission needed so long as they pay the songwritering royalties. In the case of a parody, those royalties are usually split between the original writer and the writer of the parody, in other words Weird Al himself gets a check from ASCAP or BMI (I'm not sure who he is registered with) for performance. As for his CD's those are covered by the mechanical royalty, which is also split in a very similar way by and handled by the Harry Fox Agency.

    1. Re:covers and parodies by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The problem is that this person didn't pay the required royalties, ASCAP called him on it, and now he's whining that he "doesn't have the money to fight ASCAP". The guy is probably eligible to get some sort of blanket license deal if he'd work with them. It's not like he was being sued.

      Alternatively, he could do what Weird Al does and negotiate with the individual composers/publishers. If he had written back with a copy of a stack of permission letters form the composers/publishers, ASCAP would have said "Have a nice day." He didn't do that, either, though.

      In short, this guy flagrantly violated copyright law, then whined when ASCAP said, "You can't do that". *rolls eyes*

      The whole story is ridiculously exaggerated. ASCAP isn't behaving at all like the RIAA. They're doing exactly what we composers and publishers expect them to do---defend our IP against people outright performing our material without license. This isn't a grey area; it isn't hard to comply with the rules, but this person didn't.

      More to the point, ASCAP doesn't threaten to sue you unless you just egregiously ignore the notices. They don't sue customers or try to prevent indy artists from getting a leg up. They just write letters if they see clear violations of the law and take legal action if you ignore those letters. Nothing shady, nothing illegal, nothing evil, just monitoring for flagrant violations and defending our copyrights.

      Call me when ASCAP starts suing our customers, and my membership goes away faster than you can say, "ASCAP starts to act like the RIAA". As long as they are behaving respectably and are just trying to negotiate proper licensing, they aren't acting at all like the RIAA, and these sorts of inflammatory articles don't change my perception of that in the slightest.

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    2. Re:covers and parodies by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Totally wrong.

      There is a non-commercial clause. He has in fact paid his source for the underlying music for the tracks. Additionally, BA Dave doesn't sell his music, he gives it away. They want money from him anyway. Seems pretty obvious to me.

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    3. Re:covers and parodies by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Nope. Copyright licensing doesn't work that way. Noncommercial use doesn't cover any form of publication (on the Internet or otherwise) even if you don't make a cent from it. Don't like those rules? Blame Congress. They made the rules.

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    4. Re:covers and parodies by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      No, YOU are wrong, but not for the reasons you think.

      He is indemnified by his agreement with karaoke-version.com. An agreement that is separate from what is published in their FAQ, according to DJ Particle, who has the same type of contract with them.

      In short, this is only a matter of law in that law governs contracts.

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    5. Re:covers and parodies by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      First, their FAQ says otherwise. Unless there is specific language of indemnification for this in the contract (which I very much doubt), then the contract does not indemnify anyone. I'd be amazed if karaoke-version.com were stupid enough to write something like that into a contract.

      Second, D.J. Particle also makes note of a 1000 unit limit. Presumably this is something that karaoke-version.com has negotiated with ASCAP. With a free download from a website, however, there is no way to impose such a limit. Ten thousand people could have downloaded it by now. ASCAP has no way to determine this. That's why free downloads off a website can't be covered by an agreement like this. If he wants to arrange for a compulsory license through HFA or something and then set up a download counter that shuts off downloads when the number of licensed copies is used up, that's entirely within his rights, but otherwise, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

      Third, even if the agreement did indemnify the end user, that doesn't mean he is protected from a lawsuit by ASCAP. At best, such a clause means that if ASCAP sued him, he would have the ability to then turn around and sue karaoke-version.com to try to recover the cost of the ASCAP lawsuit and damage award.

      Although the relationship between this person and karaoke-version.com may be a contract issue, the relationship between this person and ASCAP is a copyright law issue. It really is that simple.

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    6. Re:covers and parodies by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Are you one of ASCAP's shills? What exactly is your relationship with ASCAP? Are you a lawyer?

      I have already pointed out that their FAQ is a NON issue here. Feel free to actually read what I write in response, rather than just parroting non-sense.

      Second, go look up the word 'indemnification'. I'll wait... Ok. Got it? Good.

      Third, I hope that one of them posts their contract so that people who don't understand that parody is protected free speech (that would be you) finally 'get it'. They may not be able to - I don't know if the contract has a provision preventing disclosure to a third party, but I do know such clauses are common.

      Sheesh. If you just come back with the same old BS, I'm not going to bother to respond.

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  47. He still has to pay by ZJ+AJ · · Score: 1, Informative

    Knee-jerk reactions aside, the guy still has to pay the songwriter. ASCAP is not claiming that his parodies aren't legal, only that since he's using someone else's music, he has to pay for it. That's the way it works.

    Weird Al pays the songwriter for the music in all of his parodies. And yes, he does have to pay. Provided he records a real parody ("Smells Like Nirvana" almost certainly is, "Like A Surgeon" not so much), fair use should protect him if he doesn't get permission to record it, but getting permission ahead of time avoids lawsuits, and that's a good thing. Either way, the songwriter is credited and gets paid.

    Many posts here are confusing the issue of "parody is not a copyright violation" with the issue of "if you use someone else's music, you have to pay for it." You'll note that ASCAP never mentions copyright violation in its letters, and never asks that the songs be removed, only that the songwriters whose music is being used get paid.

    If I were a lawyer, I would not take this case. He will almost certainly lose.

    1. Re:He still has to pay by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      While I am not a lawyer, I am a musician who has spent some time studying parody under copyright law. There is nothing in law that requires a parody artist to compensate the original artist for the music. Wierd Al decided to do get permission from artists proactively, and has gone so far as to not continue with a piece if the artist will not agree. I cannot attest to whether or not money has changed hands when Wierd Al has negotiated with artists.

      Again, IANAL, but my understanding is that the law does not require payment for parody, which is considered a form of fair use. Parody does have a legal definition, however. Simply ripping off someone else's tune and re-wording it does not constitute parody.

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    2. Re:He still has to pay by DJ+Particle · · Score: 1

      But does he, really? Take the case of Luke Ski. He also, like Al, puts a mix of parodies and originals on his albums, but he doesn't have the connections that Al does, and therefore can't do the courtesy permission-asking. Many of his more recent backing tracks for parodies are performed by Possible Oscar, a "geek rock" parody band out of Minneapolis. AFAIK Luke doesn't pay songwriting mechanicals for his parodies. Luke is also listed with ASCAP. You'd think that if the machanicals had to be paid, that ASCAP would crack down on its own listed artists first.

    3. Re:He still has to pay by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      BA Dave paid for his backing tracks with a license that specifically allows this kind of reuse non-commercially. He gives his music away, and is thus non-commercial. ASCAP is shaking him down anywway like the thugs that they are.

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  48. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

    Sadly those with both the intelligence and the self discipline to do that are a small minority of consumers. Let's be generous and say it's 5%. That's just a speed bump for them. They'll barely even notice.

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  49. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    For that matter, as part of my "boycott", should I stop singing Happy Birthday?

    Yes. That's what I do. Not because of any boycott, but because it's a shitty, stupid song.

  50. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    Beatbox?

    What, am I supposed to join them???

  51. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by thedonger · · Score: 1

    any sufficiently advanced extortion racket is indinguisable from a government

    http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=978257&cid=25177277

    See also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarke%27s_three_laws

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  52. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    ASCAP is a society for composers, authors, and publishers. It has nothing to do with audio recordins and everything to do with the underlying musical composition.

    For example, say I write a song for Coldplay and they record it. ASCAP represents me, not Coldplay.

    As a general matter, every (professional) songwriter in the US is covered by ASCAP, BMI, or SESAC. These societies basically exist only to collect copyright royalties as statutorily created and defined by US copyright law. These are known as "performing rights societies." See 17 USC 101.

  53. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To point out why this is so confusing for people:

    When you play a song off a CD, you are implicating two sets of rights: those of the sound recording and those of the underlying musical composition.

    If you were to play a sound effect off a CD, you would only be doing something related to sound recordings and nothing to do with any musical composition.

    In the first instance, you'd be doing things related to both (1) artists and (2) composers. In the second instance, you'd be doing things related to only (1) artists.

    Case 1 implicates ASCAP. Case 2 does not.

    Until very recently, there was no public performance right in audio recordings, and so making your own version of the audio recording would only implicate rights of the underlying musical composition. Thus, if I covered some Coldplay song, Coldplay would have no standing to sue unless they also were the composer of the underlying musical work.

    However, within the past decade or so, a new law came into force that creates an exclusive public performance right for sound recordings. However, this only applies when dealing with digital audio transmissions, not with analog/playing-over-your-boombox-speakers performances.

    Now that I've written this, I'm not sure where I was going with it. I'll just post it for those interested in the history and development of copyright law.

  54. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    Of course by "artist," I don't mean to imply that composers are not artists. I've just chosen "artist" as a shorthand for "performing artist."

  55. Read it.. by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    --New members were only admitted with sponsorship of existing members.--

    This sounds like how a gang operates not an organization. Looks like the dude could just pay membership dues or something. He ain't paying so they are going to mess him up.

  56. What really needs to be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs to bust a CAP in their AS...

  57. Pro Se by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Send the court a 1 page pro se response:

    The Defendant's actions are protected forms of expression under Supreme Court decisions ... and ...

    Defendant therefore requests immediate dismissal of this case With Prejudice and forty-four cents recompense for his postage.

    And if this case is taking place in California, or any other state with SLAAP laws, file a SLAPP counterclaim.

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  58. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by perryizgr8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is no other way out.

    I don't know, suicide worked pretty well for me - you should try it!

    so you're telling me you created a highly advanced artificial intelligence to respond to /. articles before you killed yourself? and all that from your basement?
    and you did not make the code open source? shame!

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  59. ASCAP is not like the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a professional musician and a member of ASCAP, I can tell you that ASCAP is not out to screw people and get greedy like the RIAA. ASCAP is just trying to collect money that we musicians deserve. If I write a song and someone else uses it in some form at a club, *yes* I am owed some money from that venue. Why shouldn't they pay me, they're publicly performing something based off my works.

    Of course since most people posting here *aren't* professional musicians, I can see why there are so many kneejerk reactions against ASCAP. But trust me, ASCAP is not the bad guy, they're going to bat for us musicians to try get us money where we deserve it. If anyone is a "thug," it's BMI because they are biased *towards* venues and broadcasting companies, and do not work as hard as ASCAP when it comes to going out and getting money for their musicians.

    1. Re:ASCAP is not like the RIAA by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, it's not payment for performance. It's payment for making money from your composition(s) by selling food, beer, etc., to the listeners and dancers.

    2. Re:ASCAP is not like the RIAA by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I don't buy it.

      I did my first professional work at the age of 5. I've worked in the industry on and off ever since, and I've NEVER seen ASCAP compensate a small, local musician.

      Read this:
      http://www.woodpecker.com/writing/essays/royalty-politics.html

      and this:
      http://www.woodpecker.com/writing/essays/phillips.html

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    3. Re:ASCAP is not like the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yes, but ASCAP is collecting fees because the venue played your composition(s). Simple as that. Doesn't matter if my works are played at a club, live or not, or played on TV 100 times on HGTV, I get paid for it. The artists *like* ASCAP.

  60. The Declaratory Judgment Pain in the Ass by MarkvW · · Score: 3, Informative

    (1) Take down the website. This stops their claim of damages. They probably have no damages anyway.
    (2) Study the law of copyright and federal civil procedure. This could take awhile. Find a lawyer to help explain the rough spots to you. Study up very carefully about Rule 11 sanctions, because the SOBs are going to accuse you of Rule 11 violations if they decide to fight you. You may also be able to claim some damages from them for abuse of copyright--research that too.
    (3) File a declaratory judgment action in federal court asking that your rights be determined to be fair use, and seek any damages you are entitled to.
    (4) The industry must then respond to your lawsuit. This is VERY expensive to them in relationship to the damages that they can recover (probably zero). It is a bad business decision for them to hunt you down. In THEIR best scenario, they'll have to pay at least a few thousand dollars to kick your ass in a situation where they can't get any money out of you. (If you're a mean, vindictive, son of a bitch, you can get your musician-friends to file their own declaratory judgments actions after your case is over).
    (5) If they fight you, do your best. If you win, you're a demigod and you get a federal judge ruling that your use is a fair use. If you lose, what the hell--you fought and you made the corporation pay. If they don't fight you, you get your order saying that your use is a fair use. After you file your lawsuit, they may very well be willing to negotiate (a copyright lawyer is very useful here).
    (6) You can keep your costs way down if you represent yourself. They have to pay a lawyer a few hundred dollars an hour. That's your edge.

    You can torture those sons of bitches if you know the law and if you're in the right. They know that. They'll sing a different tune when faced with litigation costs.

    1. Re:The Declaratory Judgment Pain in the Ass by chilizard · · Score: 1

      As a kid in Chicago I began playing in blues clubs in 1963, if you were within city limits, you better have a card from musicians local 708, your ass and instruments /equipment would get busted up if you didn't. If you worked a major venue and even touched an extension cord or one of your amp racks and were not a member of IBEW local 134, don't expect to find an inflated tire or 1 piece of glass in any of your vehicles . And don't even think of carrying your personal amp or instrument into that venue unless you were also a member of teamsters local 714 or you will regain consciousness in an orthopedic surgical recovery room. Everybody has to get their cut of your sweat and dreams, thats how it works, you do the work they get the dough, even if you were going to do the gig free, just for fun, yea.... And while these thieving bastards were hustling us little guys playing for the door at some neighborhood bar, some sister act was lip syncing to tape at Arie Crown Theater for 30 bucks a head, that was a lot of money in the '60s. ASAP, BMI, RIAA, No matter what letters are chosen, you would be far better off dealing with the Mafia, at least then you would really know what the deal is and they keep their word and protect their investment in you. Ellis was a very dear longtime friend of mine that passed away last year, the world knew him as Bo Diddly, he did a tremendous number of tunes, covered hundreds of times by other artists, you know what he got.......NOTHING !!!! At 69 years of age he was still touring over 300 nights a year, just to stay afloat, he was tired, ill and still going. Those sonsabitches robbed him blind. I miss him. The thing is Bo's story isn't unique, it's typical and legal at this point in time. Ambiguity is how government, legal and cooperate structures empower themselves, look at the wall street BONE US were all paying for incompetence. An HST quote which unfortunately now fits much more than just the music entertainment fields. "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." Hunter S. Thompson

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  61. Cruelty to Animals? by pseudorand · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else read it as asPCa and wonder if the USPTO had, true to form, approved a patent involving blackcats, cats (the living kind), and string?

  62. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by atraintocry · · Score: 1

    You probably have 3 or 4 ASCAP or BMI members living on your street. Anyone who's halfway serious about songwriting is going to become a member as early as possible. Boycotting them is really out of the question if you actually enjoy music.

    FWIW...they're not that good to their "clients" either. Sometimes people are just born with crappy souls. And then they go to work for ASCAP. Eh. I think the real reason not to boycott is boycotting century-old industry practice is kind of silly. These things were set before you were born. Entertainment is a racket and as much as the internet has the power to change some of that, it will not change all of it.

  63. Because boycotting gets shunted to piracy on paper by bornagainpenguin · · Score: 1

    As radical as it sounds, I'm in agreement with the grandparent poster--all other options have failed and only revolution remains untried. Everything else has not only failed miserably in bringing change, it has actively aided our enemy's cause! Boycotting, as the title of my post indicates just gets spun as piracy on paper when these *IAA types want to use the courts or the legislative to beat down and shake down money.

    Screw it! Hand me a rifle and let's get to work at reaffirming the damn piece of paper actually means what it says rather than going through the motions in this pretend democracy we now live in. Otherwise we're nothing but serfs living on our Lord's land and utterly without rights and subject to their whims...

    --bornagainpenguin

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  64. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by Catiline · · Score: 1

    For that matter, as part of my "boycott", should I stop singing Happy Birthday?

    Yes; as an alternative, may I suggest the "Birthday Dirge":
    (Sung to the tune of "The Volga Boatmen")

    Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
    Birthdays come but once a year
    Marking time as Death draws near
    Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

    (Alternate verses include:
    It's your birthday never fear / You'll be dead this time next year
    So you've aged another year / With each one your death draws near
    Doom, destruction, and despair / People dying everywhere
    Were I sitting in your shoes / I'd go out and sing the blues
    etc. etc. etc.)

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  67. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by mokus000 · · Score: 1

    If he open-sourced it, who would maintain the codebase and update the copy running in the basement when necessary? You can't expect a suicidal coder to be patient enough to write *two* advanced AIs, and would you really trust your transcoded soul to an intelligence you didn't create yourself?

    Also, if it were me, I sure wouldn't want anyone reading my soul's source code.

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  68. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by Omestes · · Score: 1

    If you can read this, thank a teacher. Since it's in English, thank a US soldier.

    If I'm not in the US, should I thank the British army or East India Company?

    I'm sick of political astroturf, stop it. This is not a left/right issue, both "sides" are out to protect people who give them money to be in power. The right has NEVER been known to be unfriendly to corporate interests. The left is always slandered as being a bunch of anti-freemarket-communists, but now you state that their acting against the people in interest of companies. Newthink much?

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  69. Re:Soap box, ballot box, and jury box have failed. by mokus000 · · Score: 1

    Or that all performers are artists, I hope ;-)

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  70. a little unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to be so rude

  71. Music uses Statutory royalties by MushMouth · · Score: 1

    The laws regarding music is very different than those for written or visual art. For the most part music has statutory royalties which means that as long as the proper royalty is paid to the proper agency, the song can be played. This covers most everything except the use in movies, video ads (radio ads are covered by ASCAP/BMI), and television. So in the case of Weird Al, for his disc sales he must pay at most $0.09/song (Mechanical Royalty) sold but most likely negotiates a deal whereas he splits the Mechanical with the original writers, because he gets some of the mechanical for his original lyrics. Live performance is even easier, as those are simply covered by the BMI/ASCAP fee paid by the venue.

  72. ASCAP would be just the start by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    If he paid up to ASCAP, every fly by night 'licensing' operation would be running each other over in order to extort money out of him.

    It's a no-win situation.

  73. You mail the COURT not the s*theads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you get a court summons, THEN ask the court for the complete complaint and all the information for the prosecution so that you can prepare a defense.

    If none are forthcoming, mail the COURT that there is no case to answer.

    If they turn up, in this case, there will be no legal case to answer. Post on slashdot with the complaints and there will be 100's of posts on why the case has no merit.

    Mail the COURT that.

    If they still go ahead, then you may want to get a lawyer, but counter claim through the small claims court BEFORE for harassment, using the information you now have to show there is no case.

  74. Pro Bono Legal Help by jaskin · · Score: 1

    I am a Professor at Brooklyn Law School, and I have an army of law students in the Brooklyn Law Incubator & Policy Clinic who love to help these sorts of clients for free. Below Average Dave is welcom to contact me at jonathan.askin@brooklaw.edu.

  75. ASCAP and BMI both attack orchestras, too. by FunkeyMonk · · Score: 1
    Here's something you might never have thought of.

    I'm the conductor of three different orchestras. Ever wonder why we play so much Beethoven, and so little Philip Glass? It's not because we hate new music. Rather, it's because the attendant fees are so high.

    For example. I recently had to reprogram a concert featuring orchestral jazz music. I had a 20 minute spot to fill, so I contacted a rather famous living composer I know and asked if he had a piece he'd like for us to play. Well, it turned out that he doesn't even have copies of the parts for his own music. We had to pay $400 to rent the parts from his publisher. We also had to pay an additional $300 to BMI (ASCAP's little brother) for the performance rights. That's all on top of the $800 we paid this year in user fees just to have the right to pay the additional $300 for performance rights to one piece. So the total cost for this one piece: $1500. Total cost to play Beethoven instead, $150.

    And on top of all that -- BMI has been stalking one of our orchestras, demanding they pay their membership fees in advance for next season, even though those fees are in "negotiation." BMI "promises" they'll refund the difference if the nationally negotiated fees are reduced. (Fat Chance.)

    BMI and ASCAP are both starting to resort to extortionist tactics.