Some of the best unintended video game translation comedy this side of All You Base came from this game.
Also the fact that Nintendo censored the Nazi element of the game, yet forgot to eliminate the image of Hitler from it.
Listen up, brothers and sisters
Come hear my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature
Trapped in the dirt like a jail
Vegetables live in oppression
Served on our tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness
I say we take up the fight
Salads are only for murderers
Cole slaw's a fascist regime
Don't think that they don't have feelings
Just 'cause a radish can't scream
{Refrain}
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, scream scream scream
Watching their skins being peeled, having their insides revealed
Grated and steamed with no mercy, burning off calories
How do you think that feels, bet it hurts really bad
Carrot juice constitutes murder, and that's a real crime
Greenhouses prisons for slaves, let my vegetables grow
It's time to stop all this gardening, it's dirty as hell
Let's call a spade a spade, it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade
I saw a man eating celery
So I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again
I'll bite him clean in two
I'm a political prisoner
Trapped in a windowless cage
'Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
By killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me
"This is my finest hour
I'll kill those farmers again
Just to save one more cauliflower"
How low as people do we dare to stoop
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Set potted plants free, don't mash that potato, ah
I've heard the screams of the vegetables scream scream scream
Watching their skins being peeled fates in the stir fry are sealed
Grated and steamed with no mercy you fat gourmet scum
How do you think that feels leave them out in the fields
Carrot juice constitutes murder V8's genocide
Greenhouses prisons for slaves yes your compost's a grave
It's time to stop all this gardening take up macramé
Let's call a spade a spade it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade
All we are saying is give peas a chance.
Coming from Canada, we love those leaders who personify the US way to be, There was JFK, and LBJ, and WKRP. But of all of these there is not one to rival the greatest genius of them all He's a megalo with a healthy glow He's the man called Rush Limbaugh. He's a dose of P.T. Barnum With a Mussolini twist. There in the limosine, parked on the lawn, He's a goofy Gengis Khan.
Not since Jesus Christ has the world seen someone With such widely sindicated views Hundreds of years from now they'll celebrate Rush-mas And Rush-ashana for the Jews. 'Cause he'll pull the plug on femi-nazis, paranoid minorities and gays. He's a burning bush with a network push, Sure to start a country-wide blaze. He taught me to love and praise Charlton Heston Oliver North is quite a nice man too. Forget Al and Tipper Let's bring back the Gipper And Joe McCarthy too!
I was a troubled soul, consumed by voices advocating special interest groups and vice 'Till Rush rushed to my sweet rescue Now I'll never ever hafta think twice. Never ever hafta think twice...
So we'll sign a check for Limbaugh-ism Restore the moral fundamental core We'll cut the debt, And start a Tet Offensive on the poor. It's a blitzkrieg in the making, It's distinctly upper-class (well, not everybody!) Yes sir I'll get the door Roll the carpet on the floor For a man... For a man... For a man... Such a man... For a man.... With his head up his-
A direct link to a Quicktime movie on the headline and the host server didn't get slashdotted? I wonder if they applied the same genetic modification to the server?
Politicians have known for a LONG time that psychologically, if you keep saying the same thing over and over again, no matter how far-fetched it may seem, eventually you'll believe it's true. This is how radio show pundits and 24-hour news channels get their agenda across (I'm talking on BOTH sides here.)
As Colbert would say, any statement has some level of truthiness to it. And truthiness can become the truth if you push it enough.
Slashdot Mirror
If cars like the Volt and the Leaf even LOOK to be successful, oil traders will begin to run from the market, sending oil prices plummeting.
A la carte cable would be the death of 75% of cable channels out there.
Just have a laptop wired with sound cued up to this website:
http://bombombombomwooooo.com/
Hey ASCAP, go ahead and target Weird Al. You think hacking the Atlantic Records wiki entry was bad? Just you wait...
"I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner drug store, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by."
IIRC, a small little art film called Titanic cost over $200 mil to make.
Some of the best unintended video game translation comedy this side of All You Base came from this game. Also the fact that Nintendo censored the Nazi element of the game, yet forgot to eliminate the image of Hitler from it.
Listen up, brothers and sisters Come hear my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature Trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegetables live in oppression Served on our tables each night This killing of veggies is madness I say we take up the fight Salads are only for murderers Cole slaw's a fascist regime Don't think that they don't have feelings Just 'cause a radish can't scream {Refrain} I've heard the screams of the vegetables, scream scream scream Watching their skins being peeled, having their insides revealed Grated and steamed with no mercy, burning off calories How do you think that feels, bet it hurts really bad Carrot juice constitutes murder, and that's a real crime Greenhouses prisons for slaves, let my vegetables grow It's time to stop all this gardening, it's dirty as hell Let's call a spade a spade, it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade I saw a man eating celery So I beat him black and blue If he ever touches a sprout again I'll bite him clean in two I'm a political prisoner Trapped in a windowless cage 'Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips By killing five men in a rage I told the judge when he sentenced me "This is my finest hour I'll kill those farmers again Just to save one more cauliflower" How low as people do we dare to stoop Making young broccolis bleed in the soup Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes Set potted plants free, don't mash that potato, ah I've heard the screams of the vegetables scream scream scream Watching their skins being peeled fates in the stir fry are sealed Grated and steamed with no mercy you fat gourmet scum How do you think that feels leave them out in the fields Carrot juice constitutes murder V8's genocide Greenhouses prisons for slaves yes your compost's a grave It's time to stop all this gardening take up macramé Let's call a spade a spade it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade All we are saying is give peas a chance.
Thanks for earworming the entire Wall album. It's already going through my head now...
"Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb..."
This headline screams "goodluckwiththat" as an additional tag.
1. Find some suckers who happen to be rich and/or loose with their money
2. Invent a blatantly overpriced iPhone application
3. ???
4. Profit!
The Greatest Man In America
Coming from Canada, we love those leaders who personify the US way to be,
There was JFK, and LBJ, and WKRP.
But of all of these there is not one to rival the greatest genius of them all
He's a megalo with a healthy glow
He's the man called Rush Limbaugh.
He's a dose of P.T. Barnum
With a Mussolini twist.
There in the limosine, parked on the lawn,
He's a goofy Gengis Khan.
Not since Jesus Christ has the world seen someone
With such widely sindicated views
Hundreds of years from now they'll celebrate Rush-mas
And Rush-ashana for the Jews.
'Cause he'll pull the plug on femi-nazis, paranoid minorities and gays.
He's a burning bush with a network push,
Sure to start a country-wide blaze.
He taught me to love and praise Charlton Heston
Oliver North is quite a nice man too.
Forget Al and Tipper
Let's bring back the Gipper
And Joe McCarthy too!
I was a troubled soul, consumed by voices advocating special interest groups and vice
'Till Rush rushed to my sweet rescue
Now I'll never ever hafta think twice.
Never ever hafta think twice...
So we'll sign a check for Limbaugh-ism
Restore the moral fundamental core
We'll cut the debt,
And start a Tet
Offensive on the poor.
It's a blitzkrieg in the making,
It's distinctly upper-class (well, not everybody!)
Yes sir I'll get the door
Roll the carpet on the floor
For a man...
For a man...
For a man...
Such a man...
For a man....
With his head up his-
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ditto!
Ask us the name the name of the King - It's Rush!
The needs of the many DO NOT outweigh the needs of the few.
I live in New Jersey, home of the jughandle! Who's the insensitive clod NOW?
Didn't Richard Pryor think of this? (And later the folks at Office Space)
Harold Hill: "Have you ever had experience with.... perpetual motion?"
Kid: "Nearly got it once!"
It is so large that a million suns would fit inside....
A direct link to a Quicktime movie on the headline and the host server didn't get slashdotted? I wonder if they applied the same genetic modification to the server?
At the very least, he's set for life commanding tons of money at Star Trek conventions.
Politicians have known for a LONG time that psychologically, if you keep saying the same thing over and over again, no matter how far-fetched it may seem, eventually you'll believe it's true. This is how radio show pundits and 24-hour news channels get their agenda across (I'm talking on BOTH sides here.)
As Colbert would say, any statement has some level of truthiness to it. And truthiness can become the truth if you push it enough.
I tell ya, you folks are really start to dissapoint me.
"Hello, and welcome to Netflix. Please press the number of the movie you want to rent, now."
(beep)
"Why don't you just TELL ME the movie you want to rent!!!"
MLB can copyright everything that it wants. The baseball season is always irrelevant to me by mid-May.
This story took off so fast, I forget to tell everyone about the deal you can get with DirecTV!
You are hereby ordered to turn in your geek card, NOW.