The Unexpected Patents of Steve Jobs
Harry writes "It's no surprise that Steve Jobs' name is among those credited in Apple's patents for MacBooks, iPods, and other iconic gadgets galore. But the man holds patents for packaging, a staircase, iPod cases, and several intriguing products that Apple hasn't built to date. They all add up to an interesting portrait of the world's most famous tech CEO."
His name is also on a patent for the earphones/iPod lanyard and that patent references 47 other patents.
... definitely marketing/business for Gates.
You can find a complete list of Steve's patents here. For what it's worth, I find Jobs listed on 100 patents or patent applications and Bill Gates listed on two as the inventor.
Probably a fair indication of what kind of leader you have on your hands
My work here is dung.
Steve Jobs is not the world's most famous tech CEO.
Bill Gates has better name recognition than Jobs, if only because his philanthropy reaches so many more people than Jobs' work does.
"unexpected parents".
I thought TFA was surprised to find that he wasn't a product of the immaculate conception.
Squirrel!
I'm pretty sure they were referring to only those people who are currently CEOs. Not people who haven't held the position of CEO of a company for 9 years.
Hmm ..
A shiny staircase with Carrara marble steps and sides covered with quartz glass, but one needs special apple iShoes to use it.
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Finally, a sectioned inclined surface for ascent and descent, for the rest of us!
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." -Groucho Marx
So, if im entitled to my own computer, why can't I edit my iTunes source code? I chose Linux.
*cough* Bill Gates*cough*
He said famous, not infamous.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
"The Unexpected Pants of Steve Jobs"
Like he inadvertently wore Hawaiian-print Bermuda shorts with his mock turtleneck.
The weird thing is that we'd probably never notice, with the RDF making us see what we expect.
Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
So, if im entitled to my own computer, why can't I edit my iTunes source code? I chose Linux.
Neverwinter Nights runs on Linux and I can't edit that source either... you probably should not have chosen an application for your example.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
What about Dave Thomas? Arguably a much more famous CEO considering how many commercials he starred in.
And that Bill Gates guy might be a tad more famous, though I worry about mentioning this since it seems like flamebait. Also, he's not a CEO anymore.
Skiffy is Spiffy, but Ort is tort.
All of a sudden patents are all cool and nice and nicer!
Just because Steve has few!?
How do you "almost misread" something?
P..P-a... (OMG! PANTS!)...P-a-t... (OMG! SOMEONE MISSPELLED PANTS!)...P-a-t-e... P-a-t-e-n... (OMG! SOMEONE HAS NO CLUE HOW TO SPELL PANTS!)... P-a-t-e-n-t... (OH! Not really pants... OMG! I ALMOST MISREAD IT AS PANTS!)... P-a-t-e-n-t-S... Patents...
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Ok, I looked at the patent on this before posting this because I initially thought, was "BULLSHIT, you can't patent a fucking staircase. There has to be something being left out."
But, I was wrong wrong wrong.
About the only descriptive text in the patent.
"We claim the ornamental design for a staircase, substantially as shown and described."
I know he has made some cool tech contributions, but this is absurd!!!
---"What did I say that sounded like 'Tell me about your day?'"---
The most surprising patent is the one for the Woz.
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