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RIAA Wants To Bar Jammie From Making Objections

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "In the Duluth, Minnesota case headed for a re-trial on June 15th, Capitol Records v. Thomas-Rasset, the RIAA has filed a motion seeking to bar the defendant, Jammie Thomas-Rasset (she got married recently), from making objections to the plaintiffs' copyright registration documents. To preempt those of you reacting with shock and anger at the American judicial system, let me assure you this motion has nothing to do with the American judicial system; the RIAA's motion has the chance of a snowball in Hell of being granted, as there is simply no legal basis for preventing a person from making valid legal objections in Trial #2, just because the lawyer she had in Trial #1 didn't make similar objections. I'm guessing that the RIAA lawyers realized they have some kind of problem with their paperwork, and thought this a clever way of short-circuiting it. Instead, of course, they have merely red-flagged it for Ms. Thomas-Rasset's new legal team. A few days earlier, the RIAA lawyers filed a similarly ludicrous motion trying to keep Ms. Thomas-Rasset's expert witness from testifying; that too is doomed."

306 comments

  1. Sorry... by T-Bucket · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sorry, but the RIAA has filed a motion to keep me from posting a comment...

    1. Re:Sorry... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, but the RIAA has filed a motion to keep me from posting a comment...

      Sorry but they've filed a motion to keep me from telling you that their motion is frivolous.

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    2. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And nothing of value was lost.

    3. Re:Sorry... by Chabo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obligatory Simpsons quote, when Principal Skinner shows up in court to prove that Bart did not kill him:

      Prosecutor: "Your honor, I move that Principal Skinner's entire testimony be stricken from the record."
      Judge: "Denied!"

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    4. Re:Sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that's where the RIAA's learning their tactics!

    5. Re:Sorry... by S-100 · · Score: 1

      Damn them. I'll post whatever I w

    6. Re:Sorry... by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet their briefcases are filled with old newspapers, too.

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    7. Re:Sorry... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Why don't they just motion to deny the defense due process? Followed up by a motion to bar the defense from aquittal? This lawyer stuff is easy.

  2. it flies in the face of common sense by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's the point in having a second trial or an appeal if you aren't allowed to do things differently?

    Then again, this is law we're talking about, so logic and common sense probably don't apply.

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    1. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's the point in having a second trial or an appeal if you aren't allowed to do things differently? Then again, this is law we're talking about, so logic and common sense probably don't apply.

      This is NOT law; this is baloney. The RIAA lawyers wouldn't know the law if it hit them on the head.

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    2. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      You just might want to read the summary...

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    3. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's a second trial. As Ray points out, there's no chance of the motion succeeding, but to play Devil's advocate: I think the reason the first trial was thrown out is an incorrect jury instruction ("making available"). In theory, I suppose you could argue this could be rectified without substantial deviation from the original trial.

    4. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by countach · · Score: 2, Informative

      In many legal systems, appeals are limited to matters of law, not matters of fact. At least in certain levels of the legal system. The highest courts don't want to bother themselves with deciding the facts, they want to spend their precious time on examining the law. Whether the RIAA has their paperwork in order is a matter of fact.

    5. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by belmolis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So, do you think that the RIAA was unable to obtain competent representation? I would think that they could afford it.

      Their motion opposing the defense expert seemed to me to be incompetant. They don't seem to understand Daubert and to be able to distinguish between "speculation" and presentation of scientifically plausible alternative scenarios.

    6. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 5, Informative

      In many legal systems, appeals are limited to matters of law, not matters of fact. At least in certain levels of the legal system. The highest courts don't want to bother themselves with deciding the facts, they want to spend their precious time on examining the law. Whether the RIAA has their paperwork in order is a matter of fact.

      Which does not apply here as this is not an appeal. The original trial was negated due to inappropriate jury instructions. That makes this effectively a new first trial (sort of like in football where you can get a new first down).

    7. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by AnalPerfume · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just how badly does a lawyer have to behave in the US to be disbarred?

    8. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, do you think that the RIAA was unable to obtain competent representation?

      "So, do you know that the RIAA was unable to obtain competent representation?"

      There, fixed that for you. The answer is yes.

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    9. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by erc · · Score: 1

      Stipulated, counselor; does this mean that the RIAA and its individual lawyers can be sanctioned - by the court, the bar, or both?

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    10. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is not an appeal. It is a new trial.

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    11. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by belmolis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why weren't they able to obtain competent representation? With all due respect to lawyers, there certainly seem to be competent lawyers who will take on very dubious cases if paid enough, e.g. David Boies representing SCO.

    12. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just how badly does a lawyer have to behave in the US to be disbarred?

      Well, keep your eye on the RIAA's lawyer handling this case; I think he's trying to find out. He'll probably have an answer for you one of these days.

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    13. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1
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    14. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      I believe all the "good" ones are in Washington working for Obama. For some definition of "Good" I suppose.

    15. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by k10quaint · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sadly, all the lawyers that used to work for the RIAA have new jobs in the justice department. http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/04/obama-taps-fift/
      The good news is, the RIAA is suffering now. The bad news is, many people may be suffering later.

    16. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In theory, I suppose you could argue this could be rectified without substantial deviation from the original trial.

      ...unless of course you were following the law.

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    17. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, do you think that the RIAA was unable to obtain competent representation? I would think that they could afford it.

      Having the resources to afford competent representation doesn't necessarily mean having the judgement to select competent representation. Its probably not all that uncommon that people with plenty of resources (particularly if the position they want to take is not well supported) end up with the representation most willing to tell them what they want to hear, not necessarily the most effective at providing useful advice and effective advocacy.

    18. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, do you think that the RIAA was unable to obtain competent representation? I would think that they could afford it.

      Having the resources to afford competent representation doesn't necessarily mean having the judgement to select competent representation. Its probably not all that uncommon that people with plenty of resources (particularly if the position they want to take is not well supported) end up with the representation most willing to tell them what they want to hear, not necessarily the most effective at providing useful advice and effective advocacy.

      Let's put it this way: the RIAA has the representation it deserves .

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    19. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by geekboy642 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Competent lawyers, would, at some point, stop acting the fool. That's why the RIAA refuses to hire them. They need, to put it nicely, uncouth slavering attack dogs. If they could abuse a bulldog into wearing a suit, they wouldn't even need human lawyers.
      Come on. Asking the judge to bar your opponent from participating in the court? What kind of sheep-brained idiocy is this? How could they even think that was a valid tactic to use? The only possible conclusion is that the RIAA lawyers are the victims of a full frontal lobotomy.

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    20. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do we now that they've been moved to the justice department.

    21. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by bertoelcon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is NOT law; this is baloney. The RIAA lawyers wouldn't know the law if it hit them on the head.

      I think it would bounce off their money umbrella and never reach their head at all.

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    22. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    23. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by AK+Dave · · Score: 1

      *cough* Jack Thompson *cough*

    24. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by treeves · · Score: 1

      Or, if you can afford his speaking fee, you could ask this guy.

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    25. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      The appeal is to demonstrate that something was wrong in the first trial. Thus while you could argue that evidence was withheld from the first trial in an appeal I don't think you could actually introduce that evidence in appeal...I am not a lawyer.

    26. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Gerzel · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is easy to get a bulldog to wear a suit. They don't work for the RIAA on moral principals.

    27. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do believe Obama stole their legal team.

    28. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just how badly does a lawyer have to behave in the US to be disbarred?

      Well, keep your eye on the RIAA's lawyer handling this case; I think he's trying to find out. He'll probably have an answer for you one of these days.

      They could always ask Jack Thompson.

    29. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "So, do you know that the RIAA was unable to obtain competent representation?"

      There, fixed that for you. The answer is yes.

      Is it possible that the RIAA lawyers are competent, but are also whores who will do any little silly thing because their pay masters keep the cash-ola flowing? Or maybe not...

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    30. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by mysidia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next up.... RIAA wants to bar defendant from presenting anything whatsoever to the court (other than an admission of guilt)...

    31. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      This isn't an appeal - it is a new trial, as the first one was invalidated due to the incorrect jury instruction.

    32. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by dido · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not a very comforting assessment, given how many of them have been appointed by the Obama administration to positions of authority!

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    33. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

      Waging a vast settlement/extortion scheme against people you lack the evidence to successfully prosecute is the kind of thing that competent lawyers shy away from, not because it is wrong, but because it probably won't go over well with the bar association when your bluffs start getting called.

    34. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Asking the judge to bar your opponent from participating in the court? What kind of sheep-brained idiocy is this? How could they even think that was a valid tactic to use? The only possible conclusion is that the RIAA lawyers are the victims of a full frontal lobotomy.

      Well I doubt it was a full frontal lobotomy, because all the viciousness is intact.

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    35. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I dunno. Jack Thomson was known by name in the geek community long before they disbarred him. After so much time, the RIAA lawyers are still mostly refered to as... the RIAA lawyers. No single lawyer had stood out as being more spectacularly imbecilic than the rest, so they may be taking turns pulling these stunts. Yes, as a whole the number of bad decisions is overwhelming, but does any single lawyer have more than a handful of black marks to his name?

    36. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      (sort of like in football where you can get a new first down).

      I'm sorry, I don't get the reference. Could we have a car analogy?

    37. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by db32 · · Score: 1

      Thank you! It is about time someone volunteered to hit them in the head with law books. I hear they can be quite heavy. That *IS* what you are saying right?

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    38. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by numbski · · Score: 1

      Yes, and on a new first down I'm not forced to run the same play over again so that the other team knows exactly what is coming. I'm not entirely sure I want to keep up with this analogy going though. I'm not sure I like where it leads...

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    39. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Is it possible that the RIAA lawyers are competent, but are also whores who will do any little silly thing because their pay masters keep the cash-ola flowing?

      Not IMO. IMO they are both incompetent and whores.

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    40. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I've been told that following the law isn't necessarily the tactic the RIAA lawyers take.

      Seriously, though -- just a thought on how you might attempt to justify it. It has no chance with a judge.

    41. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except this isn't a first down. It's a make-up game due to the original game's being called on account of bad weather.

    42. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Its kinda like when the Dodge dealership has to give you a new truck because the Ram you bought turned out to be a lemon, which for a Dodge means that not only were there parts falling out the back but the net they gave you to catch them had a hole in it.

      You see the dealership is the courts, the Dodge falling apart is the RIAA, and "making available" was the big ass hole in the net. Its heavy, I know, but that is why we here at Slashdot pride ourselves on our car analogies.

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    43. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So, do you know that the RIAA was unable to obtain competent representation?"

      There, fixed that for you. The answer is yes.

      Is it possible that the RIAA lawyers are competent, but are also whores who will do any little silly thing because their pay masters keep the cash-ola flowing? Or maybe not...

      "Is it possible that the RIAA lawyers are competent, but are also lawyers who will do any little silly thing because their pay masters keep the cash-ola flowing? Or maybe not..."

      There, fixed that for ya.... (apologies to NYCL)

    44. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing you're a lawyer. That could be helpful in a libel suit. Just sayin...

    45. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by OrigamiMarie · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, but they do seem to be doing a good job against the RIAA :) . At least in part, it was worth it. And perhaps the ones that Obama poached had good reasons for wanting to leave anyway.

    46. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      Is the defense attorney pro-bono? Could this just be a tactic by the RIAA to rack up the defense bill?

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    47. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by geobeck · · Score: 1

      (sort of like in football where you can get a new first down).

      Except that to get a first down, you have to make some progress downfield, not just run in circles behind the line of scrimmage.

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    48. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I heard someone say once "If you have a case, pound on the evidence. If you have a weak case, pound on the witnesses. If you have no case, pound on the table". Or something like that.

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    49. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Why weren't they able to obtain competent representation? With all due respect to lawyers, there certainly seem to be competent lawyers who will take on very dubious cases if paid enough, e.g. David Boies representing SCO.

      That may be the very example they wish to avoid. If I were in the legal profession I think I'd sooner go up against NYCL in a karma pissing contest than cross Pamela Jones.

      No offense, Ray, you're pretty cool. But PJ is a goddess.

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    50. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      The Jammie is not presenting evidence. This is not evidence!! Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

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    51. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. The requests they have made are so appalling they're certainly not made in good faith. They're wasting court time and indeed trying to restrict the lawful rights of their opponent, and the lawyers should be sanctioned accordingly.

      Also is it me or has Slashdot's Javascript got appallingly slow again? Oh, wait, I'm using Firefox. God knows how bad IE must be!

    52. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by mjwx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I dunno. Jack Thomson was known by name in the geek community long before they disbarred him. After so much time, the RIAA lawyers are still mostly refered to as... the RIAA lawyers. No single lawyer had stood out as being more spectacularly imbecilic than the rest, so they may be taking turns pulling these stunts. Yes, as a whole the number of bad decisions is overwhelming, but does any single lawyer have more than a handful of black marks to his name?

      The moment a RIAA/MPIAA lawyer is publicly named and shamed he is fired. There are plenty of morally bankrupt people with a law degree ready to take his/her place when offered the money, no offence to NYCL or other decent lawyers.

      The reason RIAA lawyers are refereed to as a nameless faceless mass is because they are, each individual lawyer is just a cog in the greater machine and each cog is readily interchangeable. I'm certain that NYCL and the EFF lawyers know the names of the lawyers involved, I suspect they know a lot more about these lawyers then just their names so it's important not to go on a public name and shame campaign, so the good lawyers can fight the devil they already know.

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    53. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by selven · · Score: 1

      Jack Thompson is a public figure. The RIAA lawyers don't really do anything outside the court.

    54. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Quothz · · Score: 1

      The RIAA lawyers wouldn't know the law if it hit them on the head.

      This is the sort of statement that requires empirical evidence. I'd suggest the OED as a control.

    55. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Sadly, all the lawyers that used to work for the RIAA have new jobs in the justice department.

      As if we needed any more proof that they are ignorant and ineffectual, they went and got government jobs...

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    56. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No offense, Ray, you're pretty cool. But PJ is a goddess.

      I think I appreciate Ray more on a day to day basis, but I can't even stand to look at his website. Groklaw is relatively easy on the eyes. This seems like a silly objection to make on slashdot, but over the long years I've become comfortable with this interface (and I use the classic one because the Javascript interfaces have tended to become unusable after about 200 comments.)

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    57. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by UnixUnix · · Score: 1

      Well, there IS a difference. When you appeal from a decision you may be limited as to what issues you may raise, and indeed there are rules, with good reason, about matters not brought up at trial level. This, however, is not an appeal, it is a new trial, and it seems standard trial procedure ought to apply. I did not see any support for the RIAA position in their motion document, the only authority they quote is a... request for judicial notice, which even to me (not an expert like NYCL) seems kinda laughable.

    58. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Jack Thomson was known by name in the geek community long before they disbarred him.

      Jack Thompson is guilty mostly of trying too hard to form a cult of personality without any personality.

      The RIAA lawyers would rather just do their jobs and get paid.

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    59. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      I believe this new guy is working pro bono, yes. The previous attorney was working billable, but not the current one.

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    60. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Not if it's a penalty and reset, you don't need to make progress.

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    61. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      The key is to take the fight to the Senior Partners... well, and hope they don't send you to Hell afterwards.

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    62. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Hey, I have a government job and I'm as competent as th.... HEY! I'm wearing two belts! How did THAT happen? HAHAHAHA!

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    63. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      I suppose you could argue this could be rectified without substantial deviation from the original trial.

      Except that when the previous trial is thrown out and you have a new trial.... it's a new trial. You know, start over, do it again. The old trial is thrown out. You don't get to use any of it. This isn't just a disregard for basic law by the RIAA lawyers, it's a willful ignorance the English language.

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    64. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by wasted · · Score: 1

      ...The RIAA lawyers wouldn't know the law if it hit them on the head.

      Although I don't condone it, hitting them in the head with this law may get their attention.

    65. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by jmkrtyuio · · Score: 1

      Very appropriate angel reference

    66. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm beginning to feel that they know the law pretty well and they're just mocking it for fun, trying to delay things as much as possible and make a mess out of everything, so _we believe_ that they're idiots when they're really not. I mean... just look in the past for a bit and see how many mistakes they had made. They've done SO many things that don't make sense that it would take me years to count that much. I have a feeling that they might be doing all this crap on purpose. Why? Nobody knows. The things they do don't make sense and neither does my assumption, but I don't see how any of them can be invalidated. Any ideas?

    67. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by JK_the_Slacker · · Score: 1

      What's the point in having a second trial or an appeal if you aren't allowed to do things differently? Then again, this is law we're talking about, so logic and common sense probably don't apply.

      This is NOT law; this is baloney. The RIAA lawyers wouldn't know the law if it hit them on the head.

      I thought hitting people on the head WAS the RIAA legal strategy.

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    68. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by QuietObserver · · Score: 1
      The RIAA lawyers remind me of Howard Tayler's Schlock Mercenary; yes, they are human, but they seem to act a lot like the Partnership Collective (hive mind, willing to twist the law by any means necessary to achieve their ends, etc.).

      http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20001001.html

    69. Re:it flies in the face of common sense by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      I don't think they'd know the law if it hit them a little bit lower, either, such as the crotch; I don't think they'd feel it, either.

  3. Is it a case of "no harm in trying" by phorm · · Score: 1

    Or can the judicial assign penalties for such frivolous or even illegal requests?

    It seems that the RIAA could bury the system under stacks of such requests if they wished, but if they're all groundless then perhaps penalties would be in order? Intentionally wasting the judicial's time shouldn't be allowed.

  4. Gimmee a break by arizwebfoot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That would be like me standing over you with a baseball bat and:

    a. You are not allowed to defend yourself

    b. You can not attack back

    c. You can not yell for help

    d. And if you do survive, you can neither charge me or sue me.

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    1. Re:Gimmee a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So you're a cop and I'm a black man?

    2. Re:Gimmee a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with that? If I were standing over someone with a baseball bat then I would not want them to do any of those things.

    3. Re:Gimmee a break by jesseck · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So you're a cop and I'm a black man?

      Am I the only one who finds it disturbing that the parent was modded insightful? Common, the poster is an AC with bad taste.

    4. Re:Gimmee a break by Khyber · · Score: 1

      You apparently don't live in the Dirty South.

      What is said is TRUE.

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    5. Re:Gimmee a break by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      Conditionally true, but completely off-topic.

    6. Re:Gimmee a break by rtfa-troll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well; actually; no. The cop does it to the black man because he knows he can. He knows he can because he knows that the judicial system in the US is stacked against the black man. The judicial system is stacked against the black man because it's set up to only work for the rich and big corporates and the black man, especially in the areas where the cops hang out, is mostly often neither of these (look at the outrage when it turned out that OJ got off because he was rich). The RIAA can go around suing computer illiterate, disabled, grandmothers because they're a big corporate. The RIAA and their lawyers are the original topic of discussion.

      It's all pretty close to on topic and has even has a legitimate chain of posting back to the original summary.

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    7. Re:Gimmee a break by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      But, color has nothing to do with it. It is simply a rich (influential) vs. poor (helpless) situation.

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    8. Re:Gimmee a break by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Take a look at how many police beatings are confirmed to happen down there, realize that the actual number is far higher, STFU and go away.

      P.S. There's no such thing as reverse racism, sucker.

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  5. Hmmh by KwKSilver · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hope NYCL is correct about the RIAA motions failing. Should they succeed, it's like the prosecution calling the defense shots. How does she get a fair trial? Wouldn't something like this be more apropos to either a) trying to bring up something new after the trial has commenced, or b) an appeal situation? NYCL?

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    1. Re:Hmmh by slarrg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It seems to me that the RIAA is just doing a lot of "make busy" work to make the case as expensive as possible for her pro bono counsel.

    2. Re:Hmmh by CodeBuster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if they were doing it to annoy the defense it should only prove to be a minor hindrance. Consider that a successful defense of Jamie Thomas-Rasset against the RIAA, possibly winding its way to a spectacular conclusion with arguments before the Supreme Court, would boost the career of an enterprising pro-bono attorney tremendously. It could put them on the fast track to partnership in a big firm or, at the very least, increase their profile enough to attract new clients with similar cases and deeper pockets.

    3. Re:Hmmh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      In addition, the legal profession has rules such that, if you can show that a motion is frivolous, you can make the other side pay for your time spent arguing against it.

    4. Re:Hmmh by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Consider that a successful defense of Jamie Thomas-Rasset against the RIAA, possibly winding its way to a spectacular conclusion with arguments before the Supreme Court, would boost the career of an enterprising pro-bono attorney tremendously. It could put them on the fast track to partnership in a big firm or, at the very least, increase their profile enough to attract new clients with similar cases and deeper pockets.

      Exactly. If the guy win's he might even be able to get a great job with the RIAA handing their class action suite in 2012. 'John Doe's 0-FFFFFFFF vs RIAA'

    5. Re:Hmmh by masmullin · · Score: 0

      Or they could be blacklisted by the rich a$$hats who are friendly to the **AA.

    6. Re:Hmmh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the 4,294,967,296th John Doe, you insensitive clod!!

    7. Re:Hmmh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it seems to be if this dishonest bitch had just bought music like honest people did rather than stealing it, she wouldn't owe them a dime.
      She made her own bed, now she is lying in it
      boo-hoo

    8. Re:Hmmh by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      I'm the 4,294,967,296th John Doe, you insensitive clod!!

      Well then I'm afraid you're going to have to download your illegal copy of "Abba - The greatest Hits" again. And this time make sure it's in wma format.

  6. Is it a trap? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they're intentionally calling attention to the documents, and have something in mind to try when the defense objects to the documents. Or am I on drugs?

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  7. estoppel? by belmolis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The RIAA's main argument is essentially judicial estoppel.The problem is that since the verdict in the first trial was overturned, matters implicit in that verdict were also overturned, so that there is effectively no previous determination. As I understand it, if the court in the first trial had made a separate determination of the validity of the copyrights, then reversal of the verdict on other grounds might let that determination stand and therefore prevent the defense from making the argument in the second trail, but since there was no such separate determination, overturning the verdict throws out everything.

    The RIAA has an additional argument that seems to me to have some validity, namely the expense of obtaining certified copies on an expedited basis. But isn't that actually a basis for a request for a continuance, or for permission to submit the certificates after the start of trial?

    1. Re:estoppel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Godwin's law.

    2. Re:estoppel? by snowgirl · · Score: 4, Informative

      The RIAA has an additional argument that seems to me to have some validity, namely the expense of obtaining certified copies on an expedited basis. But isn't that actually a basis for a request for a continuance, or for permission to submit the certificates after the start of trial?

      What the hell kind of court system are they dealing with? Here in King County Superior Court of Washington State, you just go in to the records department, look up the case, click a checkbox and print and say "yes, certified copies plz"

      If I were doing it pro se, it would be about $15 parking, then $5 per document + $1 for each additional page. Or about that. If it were a paralegal doing it, it would be about an hour of his pay, plus the fees... if a lawyer were doing it themselves? I would think most lawyers have more to do, but then some of them like to touch the dirty stuff themselves, I suppose.

      Although, as a matter of copyright law, this would be Federal District Court... so all my notions are silly... still, I can't imagine a Federal District Court having less accessibility than a state superior court...

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    3. Re:estoppel? by belmolis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The certified copies at issue are records of copyright registration, which must be obtained from the Copyright Office in Washington, D.C. It isn't like walking into the courthouse and copying records yourself.

    4. Re:estoppel? by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      The argument stinks because the appeal court didn't overturn the verdict of the trial court, they ordered a new trial; essentially, the first trial never happened. There's no verdict to be overturned. If the appeals court had overturned the verdict, it would be game over (barring further appeals) and the verdict would be reversed. Note also that appeals courts have more flexibility than just supporting or overturning the whole verdict: appeals judges get to pick and choose. They can rule that the trial judge ruled correctly, but for the wrong reasons, or they can rule that the judge should have considered the law in a particular way that nobody before had thought of (creating a new test, for example). There are limitations to what an appeals judge can do to a verdict (they can usually only rule on points of law, as noted elsewhere), but within those limitations they can do anything.

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    5. Re:estoppel? by snowgirl · · Score: 2, Informative

      The certified copies at issue are records of copyright registration, which must be obtained from the Copyright Office in Washington, D.C. It isn't like walking into the courthouse and copying records yourself.

      Well, even in the district court you don't make certified copies yourself... the clerks do it. In fact, in King County Superior Court, the only documents that you copy/print yourself are those on microfilm and only if they're uncertified.

      Anyways, I read later down the line that they're interested in certified copyright records, which is entirely different. But when you just read "concerns about expenses of expedited certified copies" it lacks the sufficient context of "copyright records".

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    6. Re:estoppel? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The RIAA has an additional argument that seems to me to have some validity, namely the expense of obtaining certified copies on an expedited basis....

      What the hell kind of court system are they dealing with?

      They already have all the copies. In fact, even I have a set of all the copies.

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    7. Re:estoppel? by belmolis · · Score: 1

      They already have certified copies? So they lied in their brief?

    8. Re:estoppel? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      They already have certified copies? So they lied in their brief?

      If you're surrpised by that, you must be new here.

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    9. Re:estoppel? by AuraSeer · · Score: 1

      The RIAA has an additional argument that seems to me to have some validity, namely the expense of obtaining certified copies on an expedited basis. But isn't that actually a basis for a request for a continuance, or for permission to submit the certificates after the start of trial?

      Unfortunately they have painted themselves into a corner on that one. The defendant had been asking for delay, because she recently changed attorneys, but RIAA argued strenuously that the hearing date must not be changed. They were successful on that point. But now that they find themselves without these documents they really need, they cannot contradict themselves and start arguing for more time.

    10. Re:estoppel? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      ...but since there was no such separate determination, overturning the verdict throws out everything.

      So the RIAA is treating this case as a pawn sacrifice? Get it thrown out so the findings aren't enshrined in case law?

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    11. Re:estoppel? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      They _had_ the copies. Their dog chewed them up, so they have to get new ones.

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    12. Re:estoppel? by Nyder · · Score: 1

      Cool, a local chick.

      wait, you my lawyer?

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    13. Re:estoppel? by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Cool, a local chick.

      wait, you my lawyer?

      lol, in the Seattle area, not that unlikely.

      However, as IANAL, and I am barred from practicing law in the state of Washington, my first presumption would be to tell you that I am not your lawyer... that or I'm in for a nasty beating by the Washington State Bar Association...

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    14. Re:estoppel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep using that term. I do not think you know what it means.

    15. Re:estoppel? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Are you in for any other form of "nasty beating"? ;))

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    16. Re:estoppel? by snowgirl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you in for any other form of "nasty beating"? ;))

      Due to the legal policy of "Volenti non fit injuria" (that consent nullifies any claim of injury or damages), I must unequivocally state that that I do not consent to any "nasty beatings" of any kind, unless my words or actions should explicitly override this statement at a later date during private interactions...

      To put it in layman's terms, "let's get to know each other first."

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  8. What the... by gnarlyhotep · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Are they really relying on the argument that the previous jury upheld their claims, when said verdict was overturned? Are they that dense, or is this desperation?

    Better yet, do they have a song on their list which the artist didn't assign the copyright to the label?

    1. Re:What the... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Are they really relying on the argument that the previous jury upheld their claims, when said verdict was overturned? Are they that dense, or is this desperation?

      Yes, yes, and yes.

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    2. Re:What the... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Are they really relying on the argument that the previous jury upheld their claims, when said verdict was overturned? Are they that dense, or is this desperation?

      Yes, yes, and yes.

      I'd go with yes, no and yes, but the result is much the same.

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  9. Obscuring justice? by Narpak · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From the article:

    The Judge scheduled a June 8th telephone conference regarding the RIAA's motion to preclude objections.

    The in limine motions are scheduled for June 10th.

    Plaintiffs' motion to preclude defendants from making objections at trial
    Plaintiffs' opposition to defendant's motion to suppress MediaSentry materials
    Notice of hearing scheduling plaintiffs' motion to preclude objections
    Defendants' response to plaintiffs' motion to foreclose fair use defense
    Defendant's response to plaintiffs' motion to preclude reference to cases
    Defendant's response to plaintiffs' motion to exclude defendant's expert witness's testimony

    So the idea is to make some kind of legal argument limiting the capability of the defendant to defend themselves? Yeah I guess that seems fair considering they (RIAA) are like totally only doing this to defend the rights of Artists. I wonder how much further they can push these strategies upon people and the courts before a angry mob with pitchforks try to storm their office buildings (remind me to invest stock in pitchfork companies at the earliest opportunity).

    1. Re:Obscuring justice? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      So the idea is to make some kind of legal argument limiting the capability of the defendant to defend themselves?

      Yes. Because, if she were permitted to defend herself, there's a possibility that, like.......she might win.

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    2. Re:Obscuring justice? by artor3 · · Score: 1

      Defendant's response to plaintiffs' motion to preclude reference to cases

      Now, I'm no lawyer, and I don't speak legalese. But if this were English, I'd think the RIAA had filed a motion to prevent the defense from citing precedents set in other cases. Is that seriously what this is?

    3. Re:Obscuring justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the RIAA was smart they wouldn't go after those who download but those that make the content available to others without a broadcast license. Now I know the Internet is not considered a broadcast medium but the content availability is there. What about all the people that copy songs from the radio/cable or copy movies from TV/cable? The broadcaster is making them freely available but have to pay licensing fees to the FCC. The RIAA should petition the FCC to make people pay a licensing fee instead of going after people who copy things with no intent of reselling.

    4. Re:Obscuring justice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hutts is that you?

    5. Re:Obscuring justice? by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      So the idea is to make some kind of legal argument limiting the capability of the defendant to defend themselves?

      Yes. Because, if she were permitted to defend herself, there's a possibility that, like.......she might win.

      :( I was just reading through it, and I think I could argue their point. If the verdict was overturned simply because of invalid jury instructions, then they would desire to seek an identical trial with a different jury, and correct jury instructions.

      I presume it's simply their attempt to enforce the sort of severability clause common in contracts... "Your Honor, the only thing that was wrong was the jury instructions! They can't change horses now."

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    6. Re:Obscuring justice? by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      That would be almost as good.

      RIAA: So you see, your honor, our first round in court was based solely on a technicality as to how we approached the jury, which is why we're asking for as little to change as possible.

      Judge: I granted your request to not reference prior cases. Overruled.

      RIAA: That's not what the judge in the Napster case...I mean the Sharman Networks/KaZaA case...I mean the Grokster case...dammit.

      Judge: Is that all? Because I'd like to finish this in time to get home to watch Judge Judy.

      RIAA: uhm...think of the children?

    7. Re:Obscuring justice? by snowgirl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So the idea is to make some kind of legal argument limiting the capability of the defendant to defend themselves?

      Yes. Because, if she were permitted to defend herself, there's a possibility that, like.......she might win.

      :( I was just reading through it, and I think I could argue their point. If the verdict was overturned simply because of invalid jury instructions, then they would desire to seek an identical trial with a different jury, and correct jury instructions.

      I presume it's simply their attempt to enforce the sort of severability clause common in contracts... "Your Honor, the only thing that was wrong was the jury instructions! They can't change horses now."

      Responding to my own post...

      I just read through the Response from the Defendants in this matter. Wow... case law, and other stuff. Plus the point that, "THEY HAD 3 YEARS TO GET THEIR DUCKS IN A ROW!"

      Honestly, the first thing I would have done once starting a trial is get certified copies of any public records that I think might be important... and proving that you own the copyright is pretty damn important!

      I especially like the part where her lawyer states "hey, they wanted to stick strictly to the rules, so STICK IT TO THEM!" I totally agree with that.

      If I were the RIAA's lawyer in this situation, I would be all, "ok, they made a good argument, I have to agree." And move forward... I'd rather ask for an continuance in order to get the certified copies, but that would probably be blocked, because she couldn't get an continuance even when she had to change counsel.

      Being a pedantic bitch generates two situations, my arguments are really difficult to attack, and it requires the other party to follow the rules very strictly, however it also requires ME to follow the rules super strictly at all times as well. :(

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    8. Re:Obscuring justice? by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But if this were English, I'd think the RIAA had filed a motion to prevent the defense from citing precedents set in other cases. Is that seriously what this is?

      Their motion is to prevent defendant from introducing "evidence of other copyright lawsuits involving Plaintiffs".

      What I find interesting about it is that they did that themselves in this very case, in Trial #1. So they are trying to preclude the defendant from doing what they themselves did.

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    9. Re:Obscuring justice? by Saib0t · · Score: 1

      So the idea is to make some kind of legal argument limiting the capability of the defendant to defend themselves?

      Yes. Because, if she were permitted to defend herself, there's a possibility that, like.......she might win.

      This is getting really ludicrous, mind boggling. I mean... What the HELL?

      Doesn't the lawyer attempting that kind of idiotic stuff know that he's basically kissing his carreer goodbye? Surely every lawyer who hears about this is laughing...

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    10. Re:Obscuring justice? by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      That is pretty much my take on the whole downloading stuff. When i download a song or a movie that has been shown on TV or played on the radio who am I harming? Where is the loss? I could legally copy the song or movie when it was broadcast over the air. And it would have been perfectly legal to do so. So why is downloading it illegal?

    11. Re:Obscuring justice? by MeatBag+PussRocket · · Score: 1

      yeah, but do-overs go both ways. they can change horses because the RIAA wants to change jurys.

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    12. Re:Obscuring justice? by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      RIAA: uhm...think of the children?

      Ha! Best laugh I've had all week.

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    13. Re:Obscuring justice? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      ...this case could then be used as a clear president...

      what an illiterate rube! If you're going to troll using legal terminology, you should know the words. The word is "precedent", rooted in the word "precede", meaning "to come before". I'd wager that you use "should of" in place of "should have" because your literacy is based on talking your fool head off rather than reading.

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  10. Re:don't you just love... by vivaelamor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've hardly ever had to visit his blog due to the marvelous quality of his summaries. Maybe if he cut down on the quality of his summaries he could up the traffic to his blog.

  11. What does the Judge think of these tactics? by H0p313ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If NewYorkCountryLawyer thinks a motion is ludicrous and doomed what does the judge think?

    Doesn't this sort of telegraph to the judge the tactics being employed?

    Is it really smart to effectively tell the whole court that you intend to grasp at every straw that comes your way?

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    1. Re:What does the Judge think of these tactics? by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      As a strategy, it is probably a bad, desperate move. I can't speak for US courts, but in the Canadian rules, almost every single rule of court procedure has a specific exception that judges can ignore the rules if it advances the cause of justice. This essentially gives judges a very big hammer to bring down upon counsel who try to pull stupid stunts. Having costs awarded against you (really your client) because of your crappy motion is one thing; having costs awarded against you (the lawyer) personally is a wonderful convincer, one that judges seem to love to use. I hope the rules are similar in the Court in question.

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    2. Re:What does the Judge think of these tactics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If, in bizarro world, Crazy Ray thinks it's ludicrous, then in the real world, it's probably a pretty damn good motion.

    3. Re:What does the Judge think of these tactics? by MeatBag+PussRocket · · Score: 1

      you cant be serious... do you actually believe in the legal system or do you just believe in manipulating others rights away from them?

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    4. Re:What does the Judge think of these tactics? by MathFox · · Score: 1

      A judge can sanction a party or its lawyers for bringing frivolous arguments. The other party may start the procedure by filing a motion or the judge may start it. The lawyer usually gets the time to argue why the arguments are not frivolous; the judge will in the end decide what punishment is fit. In mild cases the lawyer or party will be forced to pay all costs induced by the frivolity, in serious cases a lawyer can be disbarred.

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    5. Re:What does the Judge think of these tactics? by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Frankly, if no one tries for sanctions after this, I'll be very surprised. The judge may not grant it, but I'm sure there will at least be a motion for sanctions for wasting the court's time

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    6. Re:What does the Judge think of these tactics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There would be if there was any information in that. But lawyers always grasp at every straw that comes along. It's the nature of the game.

  12. They can't possibly be that stupid by Guil+Rarey · · Score: 5, Funny

    To file a motion to bar objections on something that hasn't been the subject of exhaustive motion and discovery practice?

    Correct me if I'm wrong (IANAL) you file a motion like that when the other side has been relentlessly arguing a point beyond all sense and reason and you are just trying to get them to knock it off and acknowledge - a la a request for admissions, that reality is what it is. Or perhaps you are asking the judge to compel them to acknowledge that reality is real.

    In any event, you don't file this cold on something that hasn't been a bone of contention. That's just painting a target on it, right?

    Counsel for Ms Thomas: "Oh wait? you don't want me to ask about your copyright registrations? really? oh? Your Honor, I'd like to see proof that the parties are actual the valid holders of the copyrights at issue in this lawsuit."

    Judge: "So ordered"

    RIAA counsel: "How could a 7 foot Wookie live on Endor? That... does not make sense. I... do not make sense."

    NY Country Lawyer: "Oh no, they're using the Chewbacca defense again!"

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    1. Re:They can't possibly be that stupid by lordSaurontheGreat · · Score: 1

      How could a 7 foot Wookie live on Endor?

      Wookies are from Kashyykk. Duh!

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    2. Re:They can't possibly be that stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoooshhhh

    3. Re:They can't possibly be that stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But wait... How can they use a defense as the prosecution?

      That... does not make sense!

  13. Re:don't you just love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you really don't want to see anything by NYCL, go to your preferences, then exclusions, and type in his name.

  14. What a non-story by CajunArson · · Score: 5, Informative

    The copyright registration documents are merely the paperwork that indicates that the copyright owners registered their works... which is a necessary precondition to suing for damages. The documents themselves also establish a prima facie presumption that the plaintiffs actually own the copyrights to the works that are allegedly infringed. In other words: Even if this motion to suppress objections fails, the defense is going to have to prove that the plaintiffs do not have rights to the copyrights in question... good luck trying to prove that. Frankly, the motion is not as evil as people here will make it out to be, since the issue of ownership of the copyrights isn't really in dispute anyway, and it will save both sides time & money to get to the important parts of the case.

    Another thing to note is that this appears to be a new trial, which is not the same thing as an appeal. Despite what many people think, an appeal is not like a do-over of the original case. Once the original trial has been carried out, an appeal can only be made of issues that were properly disputed and objected to at trial. So, if a fact is established at trial, and there is no clear objection that is preserved for appeal, you can't argue it, even if you think that would be a great way to win the case during appeal. An appeal is almost always about questions of law instead of fact as well, and appellate courts usually give a great deal of deference to what the factfinders (usually the jury) determined during the trial, and will only overturn or (more commonly) vacate a lower court's factfinding if the jury reached a clearly erroneous conclusion. In fact, there is actually no constitutional right of appeal. By standard judicial custom most cases do get one appeal as long as they weren't dismissed with prejudice (for something like a patently frivolous claim, or for a case that clearly lacked standing like suing God).

        Since this case is a brand new trial, there is likely little that cannot be brought back into play, for what little that's worth.

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    1. Re:What a non-story by whoever57 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The copyright registration documents are merely the paperwork that indicates that the copyright owners registered their works... which is a necessary precondition to suing for damages. The documents themselves also establish a prima facie presumption that the plaintiffs actually own the copyrights to the works that are allegedly infringed. In other words: Even if this motion to suppress objections fails, the defense is going to have to prove that the plaintiffs do not have rights to the copyrights in question... good luck trying to prove that.

      It may not be so black and white. IIRC, if copyrights are not registered within a certain time period, one can only sue for actual damages and not statutory damages. This would make a huge difference to the defendent, since actual damages would be about $10.

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    2. Re:What a non-story by Guil+Rarey · · Score: 2

      But these works are not works-for-hire and plaintiffs are not natural persons, so the entities suing are not necessarily the originators of the appropriate copyrights. They should be the assignees (that's what royalties are all about) but that's not the same thing and is NOT an unfair question to ask them to prove that they have the appropriate assignments of copyright from the original creators.

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    3. Re:What a non-story by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      The copyright registration documents are merely the paperwork that indicates that the copyright owners registered their works... which is a necessary precondition to suing for damages. The documents themselves also establish a prima facie presumption that the plaintiffs actually own the copyrights to the works that are allegedly infringed. In other words: Even if this motion to suppress objections fails, the defense is going to have to prove that the plaintiffs do not have rights to the copyrights in question... good luck trying to prove that.

      It may not be so black and white. IIRC, if copyrights are not registered within a certain time period, one can only sue for actual damages and not statutory damages. This would make a huge difference to the defendant, since actual damages would be about $10.

      Quite right! Yes YDRC.

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    4. Re:What a non-story by brain+juice · · Score: 0

      Once the original trial has been carried out, an appeal can only be made of issues that were properly disputed and objected to at trial. So, if a fact is established at trial, and there is no clear objection that is preserved for appeal, you can't argue it, even if you think that would be a great way to win the case during appeal

      Almost. You can argue ineffective assistance of counsel to get around that.

      Pretty standard argument in criminal felony appeals, not sure it applies to civil trials as well.

    5. Re:What a non-story by gnasher719 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The copyright registration documents are merely the paperwork that indicates that the copyright owners registered their works... which is a necessary precondition to suing for damages. The documents themselves also establish a prima facie presumption that the plaintiffs actually own the copyrights to the works that are allegedly infringed. In other words: Even if this motion to suppress objections fails, the defense is going to have to prove that the plaintiffs do not have rights to the copyrights in question... good luck trying to prove that. Frankly, the motion is not as evil as people here will make it out to be, since the issue of ownership of the copyrights isn't really in dispute anyway, and it will save both sides time & money to get to the important parts of the case.

      I would assume that when a record company owns the copyright to a work then they would have some paperwork proving it. Either the copyright registration, or some document where the previous copyright owner assigns the copyright to them. Record companies are big companies with excellent lawyers who would never lose that kind of paperwork. The conclusion is that if a record company doesn't have any paperwork demonstrating the ownership of a copyright, then it is most likely that they don't own the copyright.

      So who says that ownership of copyrights is not in dispute? Of course, we don't have any evidence that the RIAA lawyers are lying, but in a case where they already tried to get $200,000 off Mrs. Thomas, I think the defendant shouldn't have to take their word for it when they claim copyright ownership.

    6. Re:What a non-story by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Wait a second, I just remember: The creator of a work can be copyright holder without there being any paperwork to prove it, and without witnesses. The company that I work for which pays me to write software owns the copyright without any paperwork proving it, but they could show my employment contract and call me as a witness if the matter came to court. But anyone else _must_ have some piece of paper that proves ownership. Copyright cannot change ownership without a written document that transfers ownership (at least that is what we learned from SCO vs. Novell).

      So if a record company doesn't have the paper to show they are the owner, they cannot be the owner of the copyright.

    7. Re:What a non-story by CajunArson · · Score: 1

      The record company still has the rights via the original artist's assignment even if it is not the owner via a work-for-hire.

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    8. Re:What a non-story by CajunArson · · Score: 1

      This is for the official registration papers with the copyright office, NOT a proof of ownership. For example, this comment that I am righting right here and now is an original expression of my ideas fixed in a tangible medium... meaning this comment is copyrighted to me. No need to register anything. However, if I want to sue and collect damages for somebody infringing on my comment, I would have to go to the copyright office and officially register this comment (IIRC some paperwork, a filing fee, and I think I'd have to provide two "best copies" of the work as proof of its existence).

      Assignment of copyright technically does not require that the copyright office be informed of the transfer (although it is possible to do this and may be recommended). All you need to have to show a valid assignment is a signed writing for the assignment (because the assignment is almost always for more than 1 year and the Statute of Frauds applies), just like any other contract. Under Title 17 201 (d)

      Transfer of Ownership. --

      (1) The ownership of a copyright may be transferred in whole or in part by any means of conveyance or by operation of law, and may be bequeathed by will or pass as personal property by the applicable laws of intestate succession.

      (2) Any of the exclusive rights comprised in a copyright, including any subdivision of any of the rights specified by section 106, may be transferred as provided by clause (1) and owned separately. The owner of any particular exclusive right is entitled, to the extent of that right, to all of the protection and remedies accorded to the copyright owner by this title.

      As I said previously: I highly doubt that there are actually material defects with either the registration with the copyright office, or with the assignment of rights from the original artists to the plaintiffs. The defense lawyers are probably trying to do what lawyers do, which is to argue every possible point hoping to get lucky, even though they know many of the points they argue are lost causes.

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    9. Re:What a non-story by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      or for a case that clearly lacked standing like suing God.

      Actually, I would argue that one would have standing to sue God. After all, if I were the victim of what is established in court as an "act of God", and thus my insurance would not cover it, then I would certainly have standing to sue "God".

      The problem is that the court would lack jurisdiction, and there would be a failure to state a claim upon which relief may be granted.

      But I think "lack of jurisdiction" would be the biggest one. Although, come to think of it, I would like to try and sue God, just to see if anyone would show up in his defense...

      Of course, the question would be "who does one serve the papers to?" I would go with the Pope myself...

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    10. Re:What a non-story by missileman · · Score: 1

      What if the artist is contracted by the record company to write a certain number of songs for an upcoming album?

      Wouldn't that be a commissioned work and therefore the copyright would be owned by the record company?

      I guess it all depends on the nuts and bolts of the contract that the artist signed. Perhaps the record companies don't want the details of those contracts being made public. :)

    11. Re:What a non-story by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So who says that ownership of copyrights is not in dispute?

      The party who has the burden of proof of proving ownership of copyrights is saying it. Hmmmm. I wonder why. If it was so easy for them to prove, and beyond dispute, why make an issue out of it?

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    12. Re:What a non-story by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      So if a record company doesn't have the paper to show they are the owner, they cannot be the owner of the copyright.

      Well theoretically they could be the owner, but they couldn't recover statutory damages. They could only recover their actual damages. 35 cents, more or less.

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    13. Re:What a non-story by shentino · · Score: 1

      No.

      Lawyers argue every possible point to avoid getting frozen out during an appeal.

      "Speak now or forever hold your piece"

    14. Re:What a non-story by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      The party who has the burden of proof of proving ownership of copyrights is saying it. Hmmmm. I wonder why. If it was so easy for them to prove, and beyond dispute, why make an issue out of it?

      While I have suggested elsewhere that it might be some problem other than outright ownership issues, I can think of a couple of other possible reasons for this motion:

      To distract attention from other issues?

      To increase the defendant's legal costs?

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    15. Re:What a non-story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you could realise that "act of God" is just an expression... But thats not pedantic enough for you?

    16. Re:What a non-story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NYCL, if you are going to respond to every single post, then why don't you just invite us all 'round for a cup of tea?

    17. Re:What a non-story by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This would make a huge difference to the defendent, since actual damages would be about $10.

      Is that the new figure delivered by the RIAA branch of the federal government, or are you just throwing that out there? I thought you would then have to sue for actual damages, i.e. the kind you have to prove.

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    18. Re:What a non-story by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      NYCL, if you are going to respond to every single post, then why don't you just invite us all 'round for a cup of tea?

      I was waiting for you guys to invite me. And I was hoping for coffee.

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    19. Re:What a non-story by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      "peace" not "piece". What do you think you would be holding a "piece" of, in your version?

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    20. Re:What a non-story by azrider · · Score: 1

      So who says that ownership of copyrights is not in dispute? Of course, we don't have any evidence that the RIAA lawyers are lying, but in a case where they already tried to get $200,000 off Mrs. Thomas, I think the defendant shouldn't have to take their word for it when they claim copyright ownership.

      The issue here quite possibly is whether or not the RIAA has standing to sue.

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  15. Procedurally Invalid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say it's essentially impossible; but you said too that it was "procedurally invalid" for them to file a certain injunction in another recent case.

    I'm not saying that you - as a matter of legal procedure - are wrong. I'm just saying that they don't seem to be playing by the same rules as everyone else in this game.

    I really hope that you're right. I really, really do.

  16. Time eat money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, this does eat up a lot more time. That would have to be wearing on someone who does not have an unlimited budget.

  17. Legal S&M by docbrody · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is just about tying them up and strapping them down with endless motions and other legal hassles so that it gives any other lawyer thinking about taking on the RIAA (pro bono or not) a major reason to think about it twice. they don't even excpect to win these motions, its just about burying the other side in paper work.

  18. Re:don't you just love... by vivaelamor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't be silly, hes not got an account.. why else would he post anonymously.

    *whisper*

    What's that? Under a bridge you say? Oh, a troll! well nevermind then.

  19. Newsflash from hell... by rthille · · Score: 2, Funny

    A snowball insulated with enough money lasts quite awhile here.

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    1. Re:Newsflash from hell... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that the judge has been bribed?

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    2. Re:Newsflash from hell... by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Judges who allow stuff like this are either A) Incompetent in the law B) have some kind of bias C) are bribed or otherwise make money from these sort of cases.

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    3. Re:Newsflash from hell... by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 1

      I believe he's saying that the RIAA are trying to either stall or wear down the defense with frivolous motion after frivolous motion. While it's up for debate whether or not the judge will allow it to happen, that's not the point. The point is to waste time and energy by introducing as much noise into the process as possible.

      The RIAA have deeper pockets than Jammie so they can afford to waste time like that longer.

      Leastways, that's what I took away from it.

    4. Re:Newsflash from hell... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Judges who allow stuff like this are either A) Incompetent in the law B) have some kind of bias C) are bribed or otherwise make money from these sort of cases.

      No, the judge is NOT necessarily any of the above. An impartial judge who has taken no bribes should always consider a motion based on a reasonably sound argument. He hasn't GRANTED the order, he's merely going to consider it, and it is a valid question. It's just a really big long shot...

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    5. Re:Newsflash from hell... by m.ducharme · · Score: 4, Interesting

      or D) setting somebody up for a really hard fall. I'm thinking of Judge Kimball, in the SCOX files, who seemed to be bending over backwards to give time and attention to SCO's every little move, only to thoroughly trash them later. Judges who've got an idea of where the case is going (or who don't particularly like one side, regardless of the merits of the case) will sometimes play out as much rope as one side wants, and whistle jauntily while that side puts their head in the noose. It's a way of making your judgment appeal-proof. If the appeal court looks at your judgment and the proceedings, and saw that you gave the loser every chance to present their side before cutting them down, the court will be more favourable to your judgment.

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    6. Re:Newsflash from hell... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      An impartial judge who has taken no bribes should always consider a motion based on a reasonably sound argument.

      Does he need to keep a straight face while doing so?

    7. Re:Newsflash from hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sir, I believe you've invented the next up-and-coming Japanese punishment game, "Don't Laugh at the RIAA's Motions (or get beaten with a stick)"

    8. Re:Newsflash from hell... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's it - the judge needs time to stop laughing.

      After all if the judge laughed at the plaintiff, the plaintiff might say the judge was unfair and grumble to other judges.

      The other judges could laugh at the plaintiff too. But that takes yet more time as well.

      While that all happens there's still money to be made...

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    9. Re:Newsflash from hell... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      An impartial judge who has taken no bribes should always consider a motion based on a reasonably sound argument.

      Does he need to keep a straight face while doing so?

      This is potentially partly why judges read these motions privately at first. However, reading legal documents is not very open to fits of laughter...

      Oh wait, I was reading one, where the specific claim of the plaintiff was that he was told that his interests were aligned with those of the other party, and that he did not need to seek independent counsel, and the plaintiff believed her.

      That was hilarious that he was admitting in his own claims that he had comparatively fault by negligence in his own damages...

      Who would not as the first thing, when told, "you don't need independent counsel" would think "ok" rather than "I better run this by another lawyer"?

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  20. Hmm... by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Funny

    NewYorkCountryLawyer, This isn't the clearest summary you've written. I'd suggest that next time, you just give us the facts, for instance the first sentence of your summary would have been enough, and then you just let us do our part and let us add the outrage, the anger, the guessing, and the confusing remarks, all by ourselves.

    1. Re:Hmm... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      NewYorkCountryLawyer, This isn't the clearest summary you've written. I'd suggest that next time, you just give us the facts, for instance the first sentence of your summary would have been enough, and then you just let us do our part and let us add the outrage, the anger, the guessing, and the confusing remarks, all by ourselves.

      And let you guys have all the fun? NFW.

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    2. Re:Hmm... by JustOK · · Score: 1

      he's just trying to up the traffic to his blog by decreasing the marvelous quality of his summaries

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    3. Re:Hmm... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      However, it was entertaining and related important information that I would not have inferred myself not being a lawyer. Keep it up and disregard the self important idiot that posted the parent to this.

      Thanks for the summary and the commentary both.

    4. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOOOOOOOSH

    5. Re:Hmm... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Usually, here on Slashdot, we require people commenting on legal matters not be lawyers, but I think we can make an exception for NYCL.

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    6. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, considering the title says "Objections" and implies to all the armchair lawyers on slashdot that the RIAA's lawyers want to prevent all objections and not just objecting to the RIAA's copyright registration documents. Supplying pitchforks and torches to the mob FTL.

    7. Re:Hmm... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      Whooosh right back!

  21. Re:don't you just love... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've hardly ever had to visit his blog due to the marvelous quality of his summaries. Maybe if he cut down on the quality of his summaries he could up the traffic to his blog.

    Now you tell me.

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  22. I'm confused by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but as near as I can figure out, although these motions might make sense for an appeal, they are totally inappropriate for a re-trial. Can the RIAA lawyers really be so ignorant that they can't tell the difference?

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    1. Re:I'm confused by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Can the RIAA lawyers really be so ignorant that they can't tell the difference?

      Is that a trick question, or something? To any question which starts out "Can the RIAA lawyers really be so ignorant that...." the answer has to be yes. I have yet to plumb the depths of their ignorance, as I have yet to plumb the depths of their immorality. I keep hoping I've finally, in my explorations, gotten to the depths of those oceans, but am constantly disappointed.

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    2. Re:I'm confused by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Troll

      You scoff, yet I'll wager my share options that those soulless weasels get a better hourly rate than you.

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    3. Re:I'm confused by zimbolite · · Score: 1

      You scoff, yet I'll wager my share options that those soulless weasels get a better hourly rate than you.

      Does that somehow justify their actions?

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    4. Re:I'm confused by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

      > I have yet to plumb the depths of their ignorance, as I have yet to plumb the depths of their immorality

      Wood's Hole Oceanographic Institute has a submarine that just might reach....

      http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17242-robot-sub-reaches-the-worlds-deepest-abyss.html

      Then again, maybe even it can't reach.

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    5. Re:I'm confused by snowgirl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Can the RIAA lawyers really be so ignorant that they can't tell the difference?

      Is that a trick question, or something? To any question which starts out "Can the RIAA lawyers really be so ignorant that...." the answer has to be yes. I have yet to plumb the depths of their ignorance, as I have yet to plumb the depths of their immorality. I keep hoping I've finally, in my explorations, gotten to the depths of those oceans, but am constantly disappointed.

      In legal matters, never ascribe to stupidity what can be ascribed to willfully amoral conduct. (Which is not necessarily malice, although malice would comprise a large portion there of.)

      I've been dealing legally with a person, from whom I have never gotten the same story from twice. Every time we talk, I hear a different story from him. He broke into my house, and stole exclusively my laptop, my briefcase holding most of my legal material, and a folder stamped all over with "CONFIDENTIAL" that contained my work product. He was witnessed coming into the house, and then attempted to bribe and coerce that witness into lying to the police, and as well, obtained a letter from his work stating that he had been working the entire day.

      One would naturally first start off with, "how stupid can this guy be?" and the answer is, he's not stupid at all, he's just at his wits end, because I had him painted deeply into a corner. His only last option was to commit multiple felonies in order to attempt ducking the problem. Now, you and I would look at the situation and go, "before this incident, he was only facing civil liability, but now he's facing criminal liability", however when you back a badger into a corner, stupid or intelligent, they're going to lash out in any way that they feel justified in doing.

      So, I'm betting the lawyers knew exactly how stupid this motion was, but it's simply a pawn in a strategy... it's attempting attrition...

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    6. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as I have yet to plumb the depths of their immorality.

      I originally parsed that as:

      as I have yet to plumb the depths of their immortality.

      Then I had to wonder what part of this story you weren't telling us...

    7. Re:I'm confused by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Looks like my turn to invoke Godwin's law:

      Didn't IBM do some business with the Nazis?
      Not every job can be justified solely by being more lucrative.

      In the case of the RIAA lawyers, this could be self-destructive in the long term. If they get disbarred for their antics, they are pretty much selling their careers for a small premium. It's only worth it if they are near retirement already.

    8. Re:I'm confused by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1
      Well, there are two types of 'immortality':
      1. Won't die from old age or age-related disorders, but can be killed. In fantasy, elves are a common example of this.
      2. Can't die. At all. See: Wowbagger The Infinitely Prolonged
    9. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you've sold your soul to the devil, the inside becomes a bottomless empty pit that has no bottom.

      So your search for the limit of the depths may be a never ending search.

    10. Re:I'm confused by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      But who would you rather invite round to dinner?

    11. Re:I'm confused by MeatBag+PussRocket · · Score: 1

      Oblig Star Wars:

      "If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive"

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    12. Re:I'm confused by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      a bottomless empty pit that has no bottom.

      The Redundancy Department of Redundancy Department?

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    13. Re:I'm confused by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of the saying ...

      Any sufficient level of incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

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  23. if the jedge has any good sense by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    this will be like a large caliber bullet fired in to the RIAA's foot

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  24. Re:don't you just love... by youn · · Score: 2, Funny

    some people like to get kinky and like to put on masks... just for the fun of it.

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  25. Panic. Oh yeah. Panic. Oh yeah. by MarkvW · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The RIAA lawyers gave the defendant's lawyers notice that they were going to introduce documentary evidence at trial. If the defendant's lawyers don't object, then the documentary evidence comes into evidence without objection. If the defendant's lawyers DO object, then the RIAA lawyers have to prove that the document is what it purports to be (that is, a real federal copyright public record).

    It appears that the alleged pirate's lawyers did object. HA!

    Typically proving a government copyright document is what it is is accomplished by getting a sealed certificate from the government attached to a copy of the document. It's really easy and relatively cheap. But the RIAA hasn't done this and the trial date is screaming down on them.

    They are in panic-street because they understand just how crucial that document is!

    It's a lawyer's nightmare--messing up something easy to prove but essential to prove. They're hoping that the trial judge will bail them out somehow by letting their UN-certified public record copyright document into evidence.

    I can understand their pain, but I can't have too much sympathy because when they have the upper hand, they are very hard. Now, they are soft and whiny to the trial judge, begging for mercy and an escape from the operation of the law. HA!
     

  26. Sand in eyes by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    Since NewYorkCountryLawyer writes there is no ground for the motions of the RIAA, the question is why do they want to waste the defendant's time?
    Perhaps it's a distraction from something more serious that they don't want them to notice?

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    1. Re:Sand in eyes by belmolis · · Score: 1

      Hey, they're just being proactive. If she's busy being sued, she'll have less time for piracy.

    2. Re:Sand in eyes by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Well, why *wouldn't* they want to waste the opposition's time? A better question is why do they want to waste the judge's time? (and their own.)

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  27. Something along the lines of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    inb4...?

  28. Finally challenging 'work for hire' copyright bs by zimbolite · · Score: 1

    I'm hoping that the whole thing unravels and their "we're in this for the artist" is shown for what it's worth.

    I've never understood why books are (C) Author, and music is (C) Publisher.

    mixle

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  29. What they're really doing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In recent news, the RIAA filed several motions to have Jammie's lawyer charge her more than she can pay. Internet enraged. Newscast torrented worldwide.

  30. Umm... do I get this right? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this essentially:

    "Your honor, we ask that the defendant is not allowed to make any statement in her defense"
    "What? Why?"
    "'cause else we'd lose the case, duh!"

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  31. What I want to know is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why do these buffoons get far-reaching presidential appointments, while decent, experienced, talented people (Like NewYorkCountryLawyer, for example) get the shaft?

    1. Re:What I want to know is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      To be fair, it's a really nice shaft.....

    2. Re:What I want to know is by jlindy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why do these buffoons get far-reaching presidential appointments, while decent, experienced, talented people (Like NewYorkCountryLawyer, for example) get the shaft?

      It's not who you know as much as it is how much money you have( for "contributions")... My guess is that the RIAA has a bit more "working capital" than Mr. Beckerman...

    3. Re:What I want to know is by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 5, Funny

      My guess is that the RIAA has a bit more "working capital" than Mr. Beckerman...

      Yeah, but their balance sheet is probably looking more and more like mine every day.

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    4. Re:What I want to know is by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but their balance sheet is probably looking more and more like mine every day.

      Wow, you must be a BILLIONAIRE!!

    5. Re:What I want to know is by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      I hope that progression is both ways: their down and yours upwards.

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    6. Re:What I want to know is by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      Because the president needed a crook?

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    7. Re:What I want to know is by MeatBag+PussRocket · · Score: 1

      no, hes apparently billions in debt!

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    8. Re:What I want to know is by aurispector · · Score: 1

      Hopefully it will soon be far worse. The combination of arrogance and incompetence displayed by their lawyers is astounding. They usually fold before setting a precedent so you have to think there's some sort of ulterior motive.

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    9. Re:What I want to know is by hitmark · · Score: 1

      Roll the dice enough times and you will get the result your looking for...

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    10. Re:What I want to know is by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      First "Whooosh" I've ever posted here.

      A: seems obvious NYCL isn't a billionaire, or he probably wouldn't be who he is, and what he is - ie, some backwater guy with an interest in the little guy. Billionaires aren't taught to give a shit for the little guy, or even for "rights" beyond what money can buy.

      B: RIAA and associates have taken some pretty decent hits in courts around the world in recent months. They aren't exactly rolling in revenue generated from extorting consumers. In fact, it's probably safe to say that they are spending about ten bucks for every dollar they win. It isn't safe to say the tide has turned against them, yet, but the tide certainly isn't going with them either.

      C: If everyone just stopped buying the "product" sold by RIAA's clients, they would dry up and blow away in a matter of months. Same goes for MPAA and all the other extortion rackets that represent copyright holders.

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  32. Reminds me of "Encounter at far point" by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

    Picard's trial by Q for the crimes of humanity...

    Q: Court is now in session. How do you plead?
    Picard: Not guilty.
    Q: This court hereby finds you guilty.
    Picard: Of what?
    Q: Of pleading not guilty.

            .
            .
            .

    Q: If he utters any other word but "Guilty" kill him.

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  33. Re:Finally challenging 'work for hire' copyright b by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    I've never understood why books are (C) Author, and music is (C) Publisher.

    Authors have better agents?

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  34. Re:Finally challenging 'work for hire' copyright b by Teese · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've never understood why books are (C) Author, and music is (C) Publisher

    from Salon article in January 2000:Courtney Love does the math

    Last November [2000], a Congressional aide named Mitch Glazier, with the support of the RIAA, added a "technical amendment" to a bill that defined recorded music as "works for hire" under the 1978 Copyright Act. He did this after all the hearings on the bill were over. By the time artists found out about the change, it was too late. The bill was on its way to the White House for the president's signature.

    That Mitch Glazier, the congresional aide? now an RIAA lobbyist It certainly wasn't an accident. I've never understood why they just didn't fix that.

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  35. Why Do We Pay These People To Beat Us Up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're paying these people's salaries.

    No-one else is.

    Why are we doing this?

    Why do we continue to pay them to beat us up?

    Boy
    Cott
    RI
    AA

    Boy
    Cott
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    Boycott RIAA

  36. EMI, Sony, Universal, Warner by SUB7IME · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Please stop saying "RIAA" unless you also name its constituent organizations. Calling them "RIAA" without naming them simply lets them off the hook: * EMI * Sony Music Entertainment * Universal Music Group * Warner Music Group

    1. Re:EMI, Sony, Universal, Warner by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Please stop saying "RIAA" unless you also name its constituent organizations. Calling them "RIAA" without naming them simply lets them off the hook: * EMI * Sony Music Entertainment * Universal Music Group * Warner Music Group

      You are correct that it's those 4 corporations hiding behind the RIAA as a front. I use "RIAA" as shorthand. But knowing those 4 names doesn't really help because most of the records are sold under their affiliated labels. So the best way to know which are the real bad guys is to go to my Index of Litigation Documents and look at the plaintiffs' names. And the best way to avoid patronizing any RIAA label is to check them out on RIAA Radar.

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    2. Re:EMI, Sony, Universal, Warner by selven · · Score: 1

      And remember, don't pirate their stuff either. All the arguments about free advertising apply to them too.

    3. Re:EMI, Sony, Universal, Warner by SUB7IME · · Score: 1

      NYCL - You are a hero to me and many others. Thanks for your service. Please accept my apologies for the overly-harsh admonishment!

  37. Too bad by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Its too bad they cant throw the RIAA out of court for being stupid.

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  38. Re:Finally challenging 'work for hire' copyright b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never understood why books are (C) Author, and music is (C) Publisher

    from Salon article in January 2000:Courtney Love does the math

    Last November [2000], a Congressional aide named Mitch Glazier, with the support of the RIAA, added a "technical amendment" to a bill that defined recorded music as "works for hire" under the 1978 Copyright Act.

    He did this after all the hearings on the bill were over. By the time artists found out about the change, it was too late. The bill was on its way to the White House for the president's signature.

    That Mitch Glazier, the congresional aide? now an RIAA lobbyist
    It certainly wasn't an accident.

    I've never understood why they just didn't fix that.

    Bill Clinton strikes again.

    Has there ever been as corrupt a sack of shit in the White House? Seriously. Even Barack Obama publicly calls him a liar.

  39. Bad Idea To Get Married by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    You know, I think I would have held off on the marriage until this was settled. Just live together, sleep together, and allow Jamie to declare bankruptcy if necessary on her own first.

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    1. Re:Bad Idea To Get Married by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      You know, I think I would have held off on the marriage until this was settled. Just live together, sleep together, and allow Jamie to declare bankruptcy if necessary on her own first.

      The RIAA would be unable to make a claim for any property that did not belong to her exclusively before she entered the marriage, and any community property if they live in a community property state. Also, a single partner in a marriage is still able to declare bankruptcy on their own. It's just like taxes, you can file separately or jointly.

      As well, in a bankruptcy case, living with someone would create the presumption that they could help you with debts, thus increasing your means. If your means gets high enough, you can't declare Chapter 7 anymore, and HAVE to file Chapter 13.

      The big difference between being marriage, and not being married, is that if you're not married, then they cannot get an enforceable judgement against you. If you have no wages to garnish, no bank accounts, no liens, and no non-exempt property then they cannot retrieve a dime, no matter how badly they try.

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    2. Re:Bad Idea To Get Married by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Just because they're married, doesn't mean she couldn't file bankruptcy on her own.

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  40. Re:Finally challenging 'work for hire' copyright b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never understood why books are (C) Author, and music is (C) Publisher.

    They're not always. Take a glance at your tech refs by multiple authors. Sometimes it's (C)Publisher, and sometimes it's (C)Authors.

    In fiction it's usually (C)Author, but there's very little music where that much of the work is done by a solo artist. I suspect if you can find any such albums in your collection, chances are they're (C)Author.

  41. But they work for the RIAA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    > ...unless of course you were following the law.

    Don't worry. These are RIAA lawyers. You don't have to worry about them making that mistake ;-)

  42. Re:Finally challenging 'work for hire' copyright b by mr_matticus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's not really the whole story, though, and the article is misleading in parts.

    The fundamental reason why

    Authors of books write the books, and use publishers for marketing and printing. Publishers take a cut of sales to pay for their services.

    Music, on the other hand, is more complex. You have a copyright on the composition, on the lyrics, and on the sound recording. In order to gain access to the professional recording services of the record label, you have to contract with them, and though you are performing the song, it is the studio and its employees providing the lion's share of the work--sound designers, studio staff, technical people, etc. The labels therefore traditionally owned the sound recording copyright, as the studios were the "authors" of the recording, and the artists merely "performers". (In the same way, a film screenplay copyright doesn't become the actors' when they perform it for money.) The minor amendment in 2000 did not change that.

    Music artists who do, in fact, write their own music and lyrics also own the copyrights on the musical work (unless they've traded or sold them). The studio copyright on the back of the CD is for the sound recording, which is not a musical work. If you were to acquire the sheet music to the same songs, the copyright would likely be a different entity. Many popular acts, however, are totally studio creations--the label hires the composers, lyricists, and performers. The label owns just about all the copyrights in that situation.

    The problem is that music studios are now becoming something more like book publishers--their services are really just mass production and marketing, and accordingly, with groups creating their own professional-grade recordings without the studios and thus keeping those copyrights as well, the studios are left with less actual power and will soon face the consequences of that. When they are no longer needed to make the sound recordings, they can't extort the artists quite as badly.

  43. The representation it deserves by qwerty+shrdlu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or, maybe, just maybe, if their lawyers are trying everything, absolutely everything that they can think up, it means this case isn't really about copyright at all. It's about billable hours.

  44. Re:don't you just love... by Ihmhi · · Score: 3, Funny

    But if he starts making his summaries vague and misleading, then he might get tapped to become an editor for Slashdot.

  45. The pre-trial hearing by westlake · · Score: 1

    So the idea is to make some kind of legal argument limiting the capability of the defendant to defend themselves?

    Allow me to introduce you to the concept of pre-trial proceedings.

    The purpose of which is to strip the issues down to their essentials and frame them properly before taking them into court.

    Thus saving everyone a great deal of time and money.

    For example. It is within bounds for a judge to tell you that even if what you say is true, it doesn't advance your case.

    I wonder how much further they can push these strategies upon people and the courts before a angry mob with pitchforks try to storm their office buildings

    Like the rotund, pear-shaped, geek could actually lift a pitchfork.

    The mob is more likely to salute the geek with tar and feathers, and, if feasible, a noose. He makes a truly awful impression in court.
     

  46. I laughed... by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

    but your post deserves the insightful mods.

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  47. Oblig. "Liar, Liar" by jd2112 · · Score: 1
    Lawyer: I object!

    Judge: On what grounds?

    Lawyer: That it's damaging to my case.

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    1. Re:Oblig. "Liar, Liar" by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      Lawyer: I object!

      Judge: On what grounds?

      Lawyer: That it's devestating to my case.

      there is no excuse for having a movie quote need a 'fixed-that-for-you' post when it can be cut-and-pasted off IMDB.

    2. Re:Oblig. "Liar, Liar" by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      There was a scene almost like that in an episode of Law and Order, only it was Jack McCoy talking to a US Attorney. Still funny as hell.

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  48. Barratry by wiredlogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    She should file a motion to prohibit the RIAA lawyers from engaging in barratry. To try and deprive someone of their due process when they themselves are guilty of using the most underhanded tactics to get their way is scum of the earth level thinking.

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    1. Re:Barratry by cheros · · Score: 1

      Don't you have to prove barratry first? I guess you would have to formulate it as "actions that amount to"..

      AFAIK - IANAL..

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  49. Re:Finally challenging 'work for hire' copyright b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the congressmen took bribes^W contributions from the RIAA, but wanted cover to make the technical amendment look like an "accident" so they could claim they didn't deliberately sell their constituents down the river? Just a guess.

  50. Re:Finally challenging 'work for hire' copyright b by mistahkurtz · · Score: 1

    RIAA: "Fix what?"

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  51. Further RIAA motions by cheebie · · Score: 2, Funny

    The defendant shall be required to bring a parrot to trial each day and answer all inquiries with the phrase "Yar, I be a salty sea dog".

    1. Re:Further RIAA motions by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      More like have one of her hands replaced with a hook, one of her legs replaced with a peg, and being restricted to the utterance "Arrgh".

  52. serious question for a not so serious thread by symbolset · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ray, do lawyers not have somebody watching over them? Some body of management with the responsibility to say, "Hey, you're developing a serious pattern of malpractice here and we've got to send you back to lawyer school before we let you work any more because you might hurt somebody"?

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    1. Re:serious question for a not so serious thread by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ray, do lawyers not have somebody watching over them? Some body of management with the responsibility to say, "Hey, you're developing a serious pattern of malpractice here and we've got to send you back to lawyer school before we let you work any more because you might hurt somebody"?

      Every state has an organization which has the power to discipline lawyers for professional misconduct, up to and including disbarment.

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    2. Re:serious question for a not so serious thread by symbolset · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do they meet once a decade or something? Is it not almost time?

      Between the ??AA and the SCO thing I have to believe either that or that their rules are incredibly lax.

      Oh, and it's a good thing slashdot karma isn't a 16 bit integer, or you would be in danger of overflowing it.

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    3. Re:serious question for a not so serious thread by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Or that they're also run by the corrupt lawyers?

    4. Re:serious question for a not so serious thread by rpillala · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Call me a cynic but I think their line is more like "hey you're embarrassing us by drawing attention to your serious pattern of malpractice. Either stop it or be more subtle."

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    5. Re:serious question for a not so serious thread by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Isn't it sort of awkward that this organization (state bar) is a professional organization rather than a government agency? I have to be licensed by the Contractor's State Licensing Board to work as an electrician, not the Electricians Union. I have no knowledge of how the Bar operates, but I've seen how the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers works, and I can say I'm thankful that the state handles licensing, not the IBEW.

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    6. Re:serious question for a not so serious thread by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      [...] before we let you work any more because you might hurt somebody

      And here I was, thinking that this was the very point of a lawyer.
      (Philosophers: This is deeper than you think.)

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  53. Ooh, ooh! I know this one. by symbolset · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The difference between a professional and a laborer is that the professional practices his profession to the best of his ability in the interest of his client, and the laborer puts the ditch where he's told to put the ditch.

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  54. This is not a criminal trial by symbolset · · Score: 2, Informative

    In a criminal trial the prosecutor would need to prove she stole a song.

    In a civil trial the plaintiff must prove not only that she violated a copyright, but that she violated theirs before they can claim they were harmed and so are due relief.

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  55. Re:don't you just love... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Or represent the RIAA.

  56. Why they didn't fix that by symbolset · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When the value of the ?IAA's back catalog multiplied by a dozen or more because they stole our commons the entire industry didn't get audited by the IRS. They just get to keep that value, and move it offshore (hello Sony!). Because they stole it fair and square. The same reason applies here.

    When the state department pushes globalization of our repressive intellectual property regime, or even worse, it's the same reason: From the courthouse to the statehouse to the Whitehouse, they've sold us out. Every last one. They either know not what they do, or they don't care. We can't do much about it right now because we have bigger fish to fry with issues of security both foreign and domestic.

    But eventually these greedy bastards will over reach and then they'll learn that their copyrights can be taken away, by constitutional amendment if necessary, and even monopoly and acts of congress can't save transcontinental rail when its day is done.

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  57. lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck attorneys period. This is why you are hated.

  58. Re:don't you just love... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 4, Funny

    But if he starts making his summaries vague and misleading, then he might get tapped to become an editor for Slashdot.

    That would be great. Then I would be respected and admired by all, instead of being reviled, mocked, ridiculed, and derided on a daily basis.

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  59. Re:Finally challenging 'work for hire' copyright b by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the previous November have been in 1999? Or was the article from 2001?

  60. Re:Panic. Oh yeah. Panic. Oh yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typically proving a government copyright document is what it is is accomplished by getting a sealed certificate from the government attached to a copy of the document. It's really easy and relatively cheap. But the RIAA hasn't done this and the trial date is screaming down on them.

    Shouldn't the RIAA have had those certified documents *before* filing a suit against someone?

    or does that just make too much sense for the American legal system?

  61. There is a great idea hidden in the summary! by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm guessing that the RIAA lawyers realized they have some kind of problem with their paperwork, and thought this a clever way of short-circuiting it. Instead, of course, they have merely red-flagged it for Ms. Thomas-Rasset's new legal team.

    Ok, here's the idea this phrase gave me.

    We're all about openness here. Open source, open standards...openness. We've seen the good it can do. A good example is the Linux kernel. What makes it so good? What makes it work so well? The many thousands of eyes looking at it every day. It is open, and has a lot of good and talented people studying it every day.

    So why not open up cases like these to public scrutiny and try for the same result?

    Look at what's happened here. The RIAA had their team look at it, they found a problem, and tried to sidestep it. In doing so they basically pointed a big glowing arrow at the things in the case they would wish to have hidden.

    Well...we could do that too. Right?

    If there were a place where all the info were made available, and some sort of public campaign to let "us geeks" know about it...we would read it. "Help us fight for your rights against the RIAA - donate 15 minutes of your time. Click this link." That kind of a thing. A little bit here, a little bit there. If we were to take the Linux management concept and apply it to a legal case (a few high level moderators, lots of low level contributors)...who knows what other red flags the community might find? There are a lot of surprising sorts in the community, and I'd bet we actually do have quite a few legally trained folks who might want to do some small increment of good over a boring lunch break, for instance.

    If every person in this thread were to read a paragraph or two and try to spot problems...well yeah, we're not lawyers but we all can read pretty much. Maybe something might come of it.

    Anyways, it's just an idea. Maybe a good one and maybe a bad one. Fans and Flames to follow, see below. =)

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    1. Re:There is a great idea hidden in the summary! by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid we called this groklaw.

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    2. Re:There is a great idea hidden in the summary! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      We're all about openness here. Open source, open standards...openness. We've seen the good it can do. A good example is the Linux kernel. What makes it so good? What makes it work so well? The many thousands of eyes looking at it every day. It is open, and has a lot of good and talented people studying it every day. So why not open up cases like these to public scrutiny and try for the same result?

      I thought that's exactly what I've been doing these past 4 years.

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    3. Re:There is a great idea hidden in the summary! by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Ray, the difference between what he said and what you said is you saying "Hey! I could use (some specific type of) help here!"

      If you asked for help here I'm pretty sure you would get it. How can we help? Money? Bodies? Protestors? Pushing your message far and wide? Whatever you need. We're here for you as long as you keep doing what you're doing because we believe in it and you. You're working hard for us. I'm sure some of us have time to work for you.

      How can we help?

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    4. Re:There is a great idea hidden in the summary! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      Ray, the difference between what he said and what you said is you saying "Hey! I could use (some specific type of) help here!" If you asked for help here I'm pretty sure you would get it. How can we help? Money? Bodies? Protestors? Pushing your message far and wide? Whatever you need. We're here for you as long as you keep doing what you're doing because we believe in it and you. You're working hard for us. I'm sure some of us have time to work for you. How can we help?

      Well the fact of the matter is the people who interact with the stories here and in the comment section of my blog are helping me all the time. People are always spotting flaws in the RIAA's junk science, and passing them along. When I specifically asked for help, as in the deposition of the RIAA's expert, I got a tremendous and valubable outpouring.

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    5. Re:There is a great idea hidden in the summary! by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Ah, ok then. I've just never heard you say "Hey guys - come look at this" before. Perhaps I should check your webpage more often.

      So anyways GMTA, and all that. =)

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    6. Re:There is a great idea hidden in the summary! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      I've just never heard you say "Hey guys - come look at this" before. Perhaps I should check your webpage more often.

      I did it on Slashdot and on Groklaw, both before the deposition of Doug Jacobson -- to get ideas for the deposition -- and after -- to get the transcript vetted.

      I also did it for the MediaSentry document production, but the editors rejected my story submission.

      But normally I don't specifically ask for help; I just get it.

      Other things that can be done:

      If you are qualified to be either a tech consultant or tech expert witness, and you learn of a case that is being defended in your geographical area, reach out to the lawyer to offer your assistance.

      Contribute, if you can afford to, to the Expert Witness Defense Fund being administered by the Free Software Foundation specifically for the purposes of hiring experts to serve as expert witnesses and/or tech consultants. Or contribute to other legal defense funds which pop up from time to time in specific cases.

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  62. Re:This is NOT law; this is baloney! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Do you have a new acronym starting?

    "TINL;TIB"

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  63. Re:Ooh, ooh! I know this one. by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

    This needs modding up, it's probably the most insightful comment in here.

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  64. Or ... by jandersen · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that the RIAA lawyers realized they have some kind of problem with their paperwork, and thought this a clever way of short-circuiting it. Instead, of course, they have merely red-flagged it for Ms. Thomas-Rasset's new legal team.

    I don't think so - just because they are mindless jerks with no integrity doesn't mean they are unintelligent. There could be a number of other explanations - like, they may simply try to spend her money on unnecessary digging through documents, or stalling for time or whatever. Or they are trying to create a diversion from the real problem.

  65. Not incompetence, arrogance by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The RIAA is often likeneded to the mafia, and just as the mafia, they are used to the world behaving in a certain way. These lawyers might be high priced, but something tells me they grew up on cases where money talks. Not the real law of criminal cases or the bitterly fought battles of family court but corporate law. Where you often win just because you got the bigger team and the other side just settles because that is what everyone does.

    They are now fighting a real battle against a real lawyer who is as far as I know backed by an extreme heavy weight from harvard and his students. All the bullshit that used to work to get a settlement doesn't work. They didn't pull this motion not because they thought it would work in court but because it worked for them before as bargaining chip in the settlement deal.

    There is a real difference between a criminal type lawyer we see in on TV and the far more common business lawyers that draw up contacts and settle disputes.

    I don't believe in incompetence, sorry, but these guys ain't that dumb and you would make a grave mistake thinking they are. I do believe in arrogance and the RIAA shows all the signs of it. They think there way works (and lets be honest, it has worked until now).

    Also don't forget this, if they are cynical, then they might just be throwing things and see what sticks. Pretty much their tactics with prosecuting John Doe's in the first place. File every motion you can think off, you never know what the judge is crazy enough to accept or the opposition lawyer lets slip by. Because one thing this motion has achieved. More work for a lawyer working for free, more fugde for the judge to get lost in.

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    1. Re:Not incompetence, arrogance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonetheless, the Judge could bar the filing of frivolous motions such as not allowing a defendant the ability of discovery or of questioning the plaintiff on the validity of thier claims. Nip it in the bud, I say. (Sniff).

    2. Re:Not incompetence, arrogance by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      Fletcher: Your honor, I object!
      Judge: Why?
      Fletcher: Because it's devastating to my case!
      Judge: Overruled.
      Fletcher: Good call!

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  66. Unbelievable! by jwkckid1 · · Score: 0

    Well isn't this just peachy! How utterly ludicrous in the extreme. Next thing you know is that the RIAA as plaintiffs will be asking for a summery judgment without the objection of the defense or the judges further consideration. It's simply not believable that the RIAA or any judge that deserves to be sitting on the benchm Judge Bybee being one that might be an exception for the moment, could possible allow such nonsense. I am surprised that this judge did not hold the RIAA lawyers in contempt for such a motion. Jeffrey A. Williams J.D Updated 1/26/04 CSO/DIR. Internet Network Eng. SR. Eng. Network data security IDNS. div. of Information Network Eng. INEG. INC. ABA member in good standing member ID 01257402 E-Mail jwkckid1@ix.netcom.com My Phone: 214-244-4827

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  67. Prototyping by bombledmonk · · Score: 1

    If Intel actually wants to make it into the embedded market they will have to work more closely with companies like Digi-Key. They make it easy for us engineers to prototype, develop and rehash our designs while being extremely convenient. Right now, from what I've heard from CS reps at DK is that Intel refuses to stock dev kits and other tools, that really sucks because they are extremely hard to get their hands on.

  68. Re:This is NOT law; this is baloney! by geobeck · · Score: 1

    I think the new acronym for RIAA stories should be IANANYCL. :D

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  69. Ten years later... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    Ten years later... "And this was shown in the judicial findings of "SONY BMG Music v. Tenenbaum" [Civ. Act. No. 07-cv-11446-NG] [909] : "You move WHAT??ROFLMAO"

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    1. Re:Ten years later... by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Whups, soz, right church, wrong pew....

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  70. Money !=fulfillment/meaning/impact... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Well, maybe by the financial yardstick, but on the karmic yardstick you are light years ahead.
    I guess it all boils down to what is important to a person that determines which yardstick they use to measure worth/achievement in their lives, and what they want to accomplish.

    It's all a matter of perspective, expectations, and goals.
    I admire your balance between reality/practicality, and your ideals....Hat's Off to ya!

    BTW, I do have a question for you.

    From your website, linked in the summary:

    "Legally, it is hornbook law that the Fourth Amendment, and thus the exclusionary rule, does not apply in civil cases."

    [Plaintiffs' opposition to defendant's motion to suppress MediaSentry materials]

    What is 'hornbook' law in this case, and how does this apply here?[I have never encountered this term before]
    I will try wikipedia.org, and google.com, but I would appreciate your perspective within the boundaries of the 'possible'(legal/moral ethics, etc...).

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  71. Shame on you, /.'er! by rts008 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Research the career, or ending of, 'Jack Thompson'.

    Your /. UID leads me to think you might be trolling, but I will give you the benefit of doubt here.

    Long story>short:
    Jack got himself dis-barred from practicing as a lawyer for his ass-clown behavior in court, and with presiding judges.

    Check it out for yourself, maybe start with a wiki search for 'dis-barred lawyers+USA[or insert relative terms/countries]'...use your imagination.

    Damn, 'preview' is cool.
    Sorry if I came off as harsh...that was not my intention at all.
    I tend to be terse, and try for precise.
    Add a 'fuzzy bunny' filter to the above, and my sincere apologies for any misunderstanding. :-)

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  72. Something stinks here.... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    ...wrong pew....

    [my emphasis for the +funny/Karma Whore mod's]

    Pepé, is that you?

    From the above wiki link:

    Pepe: (sings) "Affair d'amour? Affair de coeur? Je ne sais quoi ... je vive en espoire. (Sniffs) Mmmm m mm ... un smella vous finez ... (Hums)
    Gendarme: "Le kittee quel terrible odeur!! Pardonnez-moi ... Jo-seph ... après-midi le fudge is burning!"

    Yes, the 'fudge is burning!'
    Indeed.

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  73. Maybe Off-Topic, but gotta ask.... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    In the context of that reply to the parent poster, I also share that viewpoint that you voiced.

    However, the former "RIAA' lawyers appointed to the 'white House' have seemed to be leaning the other direction lately.

    I have usually divided lawyers into four categories:
    1. Ambulance chasers/Political Activists[Jack Thompson]
    2. Mercenary lawyers...money and prestige go hand-in-hand[RIAA]
    3. Idealists that become practical[NYCL]
    4. Idealists that try to be Philosophers[Judges}
    *note: #4 is not limited to personal bias and beliefs, but is affected here!*

    I expected the worse, but was side-tracked here...I suspect #2, but am open to a more 'enlightened' approach.

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  74. Re:Ooh, ooh! I know this one. by DaveGod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The difference between a professional and a laborer is that the professional practices his profession to the best of his ability in the interest of his profession, and the laborer puts the ditch where he's told to put the ditch.

    Fixed. That's not cynicism, it's actually the only ethical position and is a typical requirement for membership of a professional body.

    An agent acts to the best of his ability in the interest of his client. Perhaps the confusion arises because people who act as agents in a commercial capacity are usually also professionals.

    True professions are governed by a professional body that the professional is required to be qualified for, subscribed to and supervised by. The body may have a Charter and have authority to set by laws (legally enforceable rules) over their members. A substantial part of the rules for the professional body surrounds the potential for conflict of interest. They almost universally require that where any conflict arises, the professional must default to the position that is in the interest of, in order, his profession, his client and himself.

    Admittedly, that is a little simplistic. Consider that prioritising the interests of the profession is often a tool for prioritising the interests of clients as a whole - if a profession is brought into disrepute it impacts everybody who relies on the profession. If the conflict is between two clients, prioritising the profession is an objective way for treating both of them fairly and evenly.

    (I use British terms but the set up is broadly the same in most Western countries.)

  75. Sounds like schoolyard bullying by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    1. You are not allowed to defend yourself
    2. You can not attack back
    3. Your yells for help are not heard
    4. And if you do survive, you can neither charge me or sue me.

    FTFY. Were we not talking about schoolyard bullying?

  76. RIAA meets the Grim Reaper. by Chiindi · · Score: 1

    Don't throw lawyers at it, throw lead!

  77. She Hyphenated her name? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Give her the fucking chair. Nobody cares if she's related to the founder of Wendy's.

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  78. IANAL by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    So I'm probably qualified to represent the RIAA. If they need my help, they have my IP Address.

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  79. Cynicism by DeanFox · · Score: 1

    let me assure you this motion has nothing to do with the American judicial system; ...snowball in Hell of being granted... , ...that too is doomed."

    I admire your confidence in our legal system. It's kinda cute and adorable :) I'll wait for the rulings. Just this last week I've seen rulings from appointed judges that simply defy reality that were, of course, in favor of their appointees. People seem to be people as hard as one wishes they'd rise to their office.

    You're a very smart and educated man. You're probably right. My lack of judicial knowledge and experience however, affords me some cynicism of the outcome. Frankly the trial shouldn't have made it this far. That's argument one in my favor :)

    -[d]-

  80. Rule 11 tag by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    For the unaware:
    11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.

    I suppose it makes sense here...:)

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  81. Kill all the lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, wtf is wrong with the American legal system?
    Any sane judge would charge the RIAA lawyer with contempt for that crap.

    No wonder the system is silly when lawyers are allowed to get away with silly crap like that. To respond to ridiculous motions like that with anything but heavy handed punishment allows the lawyers to destroy the credibility of the system.

    It's a fscking courtroom. If they won't take it seriously, the judge should bloody well make them take it seriously.

    1. Re:Kill all the lawyers by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously, wtf is wrong with the American legal system?

      Didn't you read my second sentence:

      To preempt those of you reacting with shock and anger at the American judicial system, let me assure you this motion has nothing to do with the American judicial system; the RIAA's motion has the chance of a snowball in Hell of being granted, as there is simply no legal basis for preventing a person from making valid legal objections in Trial #2, just because the lawyer she had in Trial #1 didn't make similar objections.

      Boy some people are so predictable.

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  82. Re:don't you just love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you kidding me?? This is the worst summary I've seen. I had to go to his site and read the actual motion to understand what they were really objecting to. Hint: it isn't that they want to prevent Jamie from objecting at all; just to the copyright registration.

  83. mod up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1, Informative

  84. As I predicted.... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1
    As you know, I predicted:

    To preempt those of you reacting with shock and anger at the American judicial system, let me assure you this motion has nothing to do with the American judicial system; the RIAA's motion has the chance of a snowball in Hell of being granted, as there is simply no legal basis for preventing a person from making valid legal objections in Trial #2, just because the lawyer she had in Trial #1 didn't make similar objections.

    Today the judge denied the motion.

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  85. Re:don't you just love... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

    I guess you couldn't even be bothered to read the first sentence of the summary, which said "seeking to bar the defendant.... from making objections to the plaintiffs' copyright registration documents".

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  86. Re:don't you just love... by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

    You're just lucky my last response to your comment came in way too late to be modded (as did this one, for that matter).