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China's First Mars Probe Ready To Launch

Posted by timothy on from the kazakhstan-facility-of-space-object-tossing-very-nice dept.

henrypijames writes "At the Shanghai Aerospace Exhibition last week, China's first Mars probe Yinghuo-1 was the main attraction. The newly completed probe will soon be sent to Moscow for some further testing, before a joint launch with Russia's own probe Phobos-Grunt from Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan this October."

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  1. How delicious... by PatrickThomson · · Score: 5, Funny

    The story is showing in red on the main page - perhaps reflecting the fear of a red mars in all of us. Oh, wait...

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    1. Re:How delicious... by moon3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      They should have sent a manned mission. I heard the suicidal rate in Russia and China is one of the highest anyway..

  2. Sounds fine to me by Bearhouse · · Score: 4, Funny

    China's first Mars probe Yinghuo-1 was the main attraction. The newly completed probe will soon be sent to Moscow for some further testing, before a joint launch with Russia's own probe Phobos-Grunt

    A probe to Mars, made by China, tested and then launched by the Russians with their effort called 'Grunt'.
    What could possibily go wrong?

    1. Re:Sounds fine to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Our two glorious socialist motherlands will teach you yankees yet. Mars is the red planet and naturally belongs to us.

    2. Re:Sounds fine to me by ethogram · · Score: 5, Informative

      I believe Grunt is Russian for Ground and will be a sample return mission from Phobos. The Planetary Society is flying something as well: a long term biological exposure project called Life. I think the idea is to see whether cells can survive long term exposure to the radiation environment of interplanetary space (as opposed to low earth orbit).

    3. Re:Sounds fine to me by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I sense DOOM.

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    4. Re:Sounds fine to me by SerpentMage · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have no idea why this is modded as funny. I am not Russian, nor Chinese, but Western (grew up in Europe, Canada, and the States). And jokes like these is what made us inferior. Remember those jokes in the 1970's regarding Japanese cars! What could wrong! HA! We know what went wrong...

      I am not saying let's be confrontational. I am saying don't laugh since the last laugh might be on us!

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    5. Re:Sounds fine to me by icebike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And of course, there are no "jokes like these" in China or Russia. Why? Because they are not "inferior".

      The fact that the GP feels obligated to define himself as "Western" suggests to me that he is, in fact, NOT.

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    6. Re:Sounds fine to me by JordanL · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's awfully unique grammatical syntax for someone who grew up in the States.

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    7. Re:Sounds fine to me by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Funny
      Did you drive a Japanese car in 1970? They were crap, and rightly ridiculed. They became popular for 2 reasons: the oil embargo and the beginning of the end for American carmakers (finally finished last week). When the workers are pushing defective products out the door to show their contempt for the company, the competition's cars are going to look good.

      In addition, because something happened to Japan doesn't mean the same will happen to China. Making assumptions like this is the worst sort of racism ("all those people are the same").

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    8. Re:Sounds fine to me by SerpentMage · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Excuse me? You are saying that I am not a Westerner?

      Give me a freaken break! Want to see my passports? Want to see where I have lived? (Canada, US, Germany, Switzerland, France, UK, and Austria)! I am a Westerner!

      Want to know why I am pissed about the joke and your attitude? Because my brother who is a born Canadian is living in Russia! My sister who is a German Canadian is living in Ecuador! And they live pretty good lives...

      The jokes are actually an insult because they have a better functioning cellular network than most places in North America!

      Here is a joke on the Westerners! My brother bought his iPhone legally in Kazakstan and he complains about the lack of reception in the US, and Canada. He tells me he can be in butt-ass Kazakstan and still surf. YET be about 100KM from any civilization in North America and nothing works!

      This is why people better smarten up because he is laughing at how bad things are in North America!

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    9. Re:Sounds fine to me by SerpentMage · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Excuse me? Racism? What political correctness argument are you trying to construct?

      The Japanese car makers blew the doors off the American car makers because they laughed at the Japanese. But the Japanese kept at it and produced an excellent product.

      Want to know what the real joke here is? The quality assurance techniques used by the Japanese was developed by an American! Deeming in fact. He showed that you could build quality at a low cost. YET nobody in America used it. They mocked it. American's just kept on laughing on the "garbage" that came out of Japan.

      Then one day Japan overran the Americans! I know about this because I worked in the automotive industry. And when the automotive industry did catch on it was too late. And I remember how the jokes like the one that was made about the Chinese space ship were made.

      BTW in the past little while it has been the Russians that have been doing the work to the ISS! Not the Americans... Why? Because the space shuttle is having problems. Yet the Russia system keeps on ticking!!!

      We should be kicking ourselves in the arse for looking like idiots!

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    10. Re:Sounds fine to me by SerpentMage · · Score: 2, Funny

      While I would like to agree with you. Read what the other posters have wrote. And while many will think USA made goods are crappy, the stuff from other countries is crappier.

      Call me sensitive, but I was part of the car industry during the times when North American's laughed at the Japanese cars. I never laughed, and neither did my father (he was a German VP in Magna during those days) If you really want to get an eye opener of how times were rent Gungho

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091159/

      These days it is very quaint, but it was a reflection of those times. And I just see those things repeating AGAIN...

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  3. China's First Mars Probe Ready To Launch by TheCreeep · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it's going to Moskow for testing, it's not fucking ready to launch now is it?

    Slashdot editors: Read the damn summary at least!

    1. Re:China's First Mars Probe Ready To Launch by garcia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are looking at this all wrong and you have to look at it from their POV. Since the recent "updates" to Slashcode are ready for launch even though everything is fucked up, by that logic, so is the Chinese probe.

    2. Re:China's First Mars Probe Ready To Launch by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd guess (having no real experience with international space missions) that as far as the Chinese government is concerned it's ready, but the Russians probably want to check it themselves before launch since its riding with their own probe. Hate to have it fall apart at Max Q and destroy everything on board.

      Assuming the Chinese agency developing the probe was competent and the Russian group has no axe to grind, then it probably is really ready, in the same way a manuscript is "done" before a final proofreading.

      But, again, I have no actual experience with this kind of thing, thats just my instinct.

    3. Re:China's First Mars Probe Ready To Launch by tftp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the Russians probably want to check it themselves before launch since its riding with their own probe. Hate to have it fall apart at Max Q and destroy everything on board.

      The probe will be integrated with the rest of the payload in Moscow, and then tested again. And then shipped to the launch site. And then tested again. Then it will be installed onto the rocket and tested again. Tests will only stop for a while when the rocket lifts off. Nobody in rocket business is insane enough to say "Well, they tested it in China 6 months ago, so we just assume that the batteries are good and all cables are hooked up right, and nobody damaged anything, so just launch as it is!"

  4. Phobos-Grunt? by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 3, Funny

    In space, no one can hear you grunt.

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  5. It's quite ingenious really. Pure Chinese knowhow by Garbad+Ropedink · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard about this probe. It's really a marvel of engineering. Looking at it you can see it's the next phase in Chinese innovation. The probe they're sending is designed to go to mars, steal the American probe, then bring it back to China. After reverse engineering the American probe, the Chinese then launch their new probe back to mars.

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  6. If... by Blankw · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...everything else China's produced (product wise) is anything to go by... can we expect this probe to be primarily made of plastic, and not fit for the intended use?