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Steve Jobs Had a Liver Transplant Two Months Ago
evw writes "The Wall Street Journal reports that Steve Jobs had a liver transplant two months ago (subscription required, alternative coverage is available based on the WSJ's report). He is on track to return to work at the end of June. 'William Hawkins, a doctor specializing in pancreatic and gastrointestinal surgery at Washington University in St. Louis, Mo., said that the type of slow-growing pancreatic tumor Mr. Jobs had will commonly metastasize in another organ during a patient's lifetime, and that the organ is usually the liver. ... Having the procedure done in Tennessee makes sense because its list of patients waiting for transplants is shorter than in many other states.' There are no residency requirements for transplants."
theres was probably a line of apple fanboys queuing to give their livers to steve
He's just practicing that ol' "Buy American!" bit instead of running off to China like the rest of the rich and abusive.
I mean, usually you can't upgrade the components in Apple stuff very easily.
In all seriousness, though, I wish him well. Sounds like an unpleasant ordeal.
Exactly! Add to that the fact that the surgeons simply needed to rotate Steve by 90 degrees to have all his internal organs shift to 'landscape mode' for easy access and I am sure the surgery was a breeze.
When I read the summary, it came across as having a transplant requires a subscription.
Any medical care that Ken Lay gets would have to be the very best since he's been dead for 3 years. But I get your point ;-)
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to give your focus to my newest creation - the iLiver. The iLiver can work with our other iProducts, such as the iFood or iDrink..."
"Mr Jobs, I heard that it only handles DRM-content...I enjoy buying my food and drink at this bar down the road..."
"Only DRM-enabled goods purchased at the Apple Store can be accepted by the iLiver. But this is not a problem, with the Apple Store now hosting thousands of digestible products available to buy."
Steve Jobs, visionary leader of Apple Computer, has died -- and come back, better and stronger.
"They don't call it the Jesus Phone for nothing," Jobs laughed with reporters, before eating their tasty, tasty brains.
Jobs' new cyborg arsenal includes wifi, 3G, laser cannons, a flame thrower and a can opener, all running on Mac OS X Robosteve. Bundled applications include an enhanced hypnotic force field based on the one he uses at MacWorld keynotes. "I can't wait to try it on Bill," he said.
Disney, in which Jobs is the single largest shareholder, remained unaffected. "Steve's just working with the way we do things here," said the disembodied computer-hosted soul of Walt Disney, who was decanted to a computer in 1966 to avoid being declared legally dead, so that copyright in his works would never, ever run out.
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now they'll sell his old liver at half the price on the apple store
Why "the very best"? It's not like any treatment he gets is going to kill him or anything.
I'll drink to that!