Robotic Ferret Used To Fight Smugglers
Scientists at the University of Sheffield have created a device dubbed the "cargo-screening ferret" that is able to detect drugs, weapons, and even illegal immigrants concealed in cargo containers. The 30cm-long robot is equipped with tiny sensors that are more sensitive than any currently employed in conventional cargo scanners. The ferret will attach itself magnetically to the inside of a cargo container and sweep it for contraband, while sending a steady stream of information back to its controller. Project leader Dr Tony Dodd said, "It's essential we develop something which is simple to operate and which border agents can have total confidence in. The ferret will be able to drop small probes down through the cargo and so pinpoint exactly where contraband is concealed."
I, for one, welcome our new robotic ferret overlords.
for ferreting out those pesky illegal immigrants
Robot ferret stymied by robot Bucky Katt.
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If we can get it down to the size of a hamster we'll be rid of drug mules too (along with the vast majority of the traveling public).
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does it take the 'ferret' to sniff a typical container? Will this improve the turn around times from docking to unloading of the containers or will it add to it?
one by one your cargo containers end up missing, you chalk it up to random
coincidence every so often, then one day while doing inventory you find a
horde of socks^H^H^H^H^H^ *cargo* stuffed away in a cubby hole of your shipyard.
It attaches itself magnetically to the inside of the cargo container... Um, if you're already inside, is it really that hard to find the illegal immigrants?
millimeters: three hundred.
brain stem: assundered.
rat thing in the hold!
scurrying, truth be told!
upside down on the ceiling, go!
contraband ye be kneeling? ho!
rat thing takes 5ppm snorts:
coke! no joke! (retry/abort)?
It's good to see hardware acceleration being added, but this has been working in software for years.
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because what smuggler wouldn't notice the "electonic ferret" inside the container?
In round numbers we'd need what, about a bazillion of these ferrets to put a dent in drug traffic? (since it is one device per container)
And what, these things will run 24x7, so we'll know if anyone adds drugs while the container is in transit?
Seriously, how long would it take for a smuggler to compromise the electronics and rewire the "ferret" in their container to never report drug/contraband contents...
Ken
"and which border agents can have total confidence in"
Replace 'border agents' with any group you want... and what they have confidence in does not matter. Total confidence in anything other than yourself is foolish at best. Can anyone in the US say Federal Reserve? Yes, I know, humans were in the loop on that one, but so are they on this one. Anything sold as the be all and end all or something you can have total confidence in is not familiar with how crooked border agents work. sigh. There were some folk with total confidence in electronic voting machines.....
I will go along with this as long as every time it fails the government makes a mortgage payment for me.
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Seriously, why is it that so many news websites rarely have pictures to go with their stories?
...the robotic gerbil was!
pics or it didnt happen!
I suspect these people will quickly learn the true meaning of uptime. If you deploy 100 of these to search 1000 containers on a ship and you have one of them fail on you or simply run down it's batteries, then you are going to be spending all your time in recovery operations trying to find behind what box in what container you lost the freak'in thing.
I don't expect robots to be as reliable as computers. Heck my roomba get's it self in trouble a significant number of times and it's only moving along carpet. (Frankly the roomba is amazing. the fact that it can get it self out of most trouble is an incredible feat. the fact that it still gets snagged just shows you how complex the real world is in providing unanticipated obstacles)
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
I wonder what week old rotten potatoes will do to the device?
Didn't they open for Led Zeppelin back in '75?
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This thing seems pretty pointless to me. From what I could gather from the article, this needs to be inside the container for it to work. The optimal place to use this kind of implementation would be onboard the vessel during transit, but loaded containers are sealed and cannot be opened without breaking the seal. The place this would end up being implemented would be at customs facilities where they open & inspect containers either flagged for suspicion or randomly flagged. Containers enter a shipping terminal sealed and leave sealed in most cases. Therefore, this would not effect any of the drug dogs or x-ray machines currently used, which is what the article suggests. All it would do is make custom's job a little easier b/c they wouldn't have to manually dig through a 40ft container...but the cost of these devices would most likely outweigh the benefits. Mandating a container ferret in all containers would work if they were mass produced, given out freely, and very inexpensive, but that wouldn't work either. Since the container is sealed at the origin, tampering could be done to the device to prevent it from working properly. Last but not least, I recall most ceilings of shipping containers being corrugated steel, not flat. Some have plywood linings. Can this thing handle that? Also, open top containers wouldn't be able to use these. Stuff some contraband at the bottom and fill it with tires and voila. BTW, WHY is slashdot removing my formatting and making a wall of text? Argh!
Insert roboferret, close container. Ferret scans for a particular combination of scents. If it detects this combination, it self-destructs. But the container being closed, the state of the robot is unknown until it is reopened.
Voila! Schrodinger's ferret.
Greedo: Jabba's through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an electronic ferret.
"He said working prototypes of the cargo-screening ferret could be ready for testing within two years, with potential deployment within around five years."
Seems sort of early to be claiming it's been created...
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"Hey, what's that ferret doing squatting over my cargo".
"No need to worry sir, those are probes".
I hope it's kind of like a ferret version of Daggit complete with rotating ears.
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How long till we can see Robocop live? An how long will it take for someone to hack it?
Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
Robotic Horse used to smuggle fighters.
But can you put them in your pants?
Hoist Number One and Number Six.
I was very disapointed with the title.
I expected some sort of armed autonymous vehichle.
I'm currently looking into developing a Robot Gerbil to perform prostate exams ...
Did it retire?
Revive the Constitution.
Can we please make it a requirement for front page articles about new technology that there at least be a working prototype in existence before the story is allowed on the front page?
If you keep just putting random crap like this up you might as well call slashdot something proper like QVC or HSN for scientists. This thing doesn't exist and they are telling us how great it works, theres no reason this should be on slashdot. If you're going to post shit like this, you might as well start posting stories about perpetual motion and free energy too.
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If only there were some kind of requirement process before stories can be published on the front page or at least have dignified headers such as LOLIDEA: Probable Robotic Ferrets Looking for a Way to Get High