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Tennesee Man Charged In "Virtual Pornography" Case

mcgrew writes "CNN reports that 'A Tennessee man is facing charges of aggravated sexual exploitation of a minor for what authorities say are three pictures — none of them featuring an actual child's body. Instead, according to testimony presented at Michael Wayne Campbell's preliminary hearing in Chattanooga, Tennessee, on Wednesday, the photos feature the faces of three young girls placed on the nude bodies of adult females, CNN affiliate WDEF reported.'"

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  1. the photos feature the faces of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...three young girls placed on the nude bodies of adult females.

    I guess he should have done it the other way around then. Right?

  2. So if he takes the head of Goofy by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pastes it on the nude body of Nancy Pelosi.......

    Wait a sec. I don't think I should go any further with this.......

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  3. Re:Interesting...and so's this! by Arthur+B. · · Score: 5, Funny

    Literally of course. He will return as a pop dancing Zombie.

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  4. Stick-Man Pornographers-----WATCH OUT! by MarkvW · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you are a purveyor of stick-man pornography, please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD make your stick men big! Drawing a little stick-man might get you into trouble.

    Oh! And be sure to include scale objects in your drawing so that everybody knows that you're drawing a big stick man. Ummm . . . I mean scale objects extrinsic to the stick man.

    Now, go on and enjoy your stick-man / stick-woman pornography!

    1. Re:Stick-Man Pornographers-----WATCH OUT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      stick-man / stick-woman pornography!

      Otherwise known as xkcd.

    2. Re:Stick-Man Pornographers-----WATCH OUT! by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 2, Funny

      This REALLY looks like virtual snuff porn. You should be virtually convicted of virtually snuffing the virtual hang man. A virtual life sentence! Such virtue!

  5. Re:Not completely related but... by pak9rabid · · Score: 4, Funny

    RIP Michael Jackson!

    [Bender] He's defiling young angels now. [/Bender]

  6. Sexual: Check by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Exploitation: Check, probably.

    Minor: Check.

    Yep, seems like a tautology to me - he's guilty. Note they didn't convict him of sexual abuse of a minor, or making child pornography, or anything like that.

    Does this mean I think he should be convicted of a crime - maybe. The problem is the use (I assume) of the word "exploitation" in a crime. It can be interpreted to mean almost anything. It's like being convicted of being "too douchy". How douchy is too douchy?

  7. Re:You people are screwed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ehm, *Cough* We're talking about TENNESSEE here *Cough*

  8. Re:Great, my town made the news by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nor even your choo-choo. Most people have heard of that, but not those other things.

  9. Re:Interesting...and so's this! by AshtangiMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Satan

  10. Re:Miley Cyrus REAL 20 year old boyfriend by spiffmastercow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe its legal as long as he closes his eyes?

  11. Why not... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... if they also punish him virtually only, and without using any actual virtual punishment device.

    Everytime I wondered how retarded they are, I know know that they can't be *that* retarded. So it must be something else. Guess what...

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  12. Re:Interesting...and so's this! by Vexorian · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is amazing how a troll made a post in an attempt to go off-topic, yet it is actually on-topic. Just like this case, in regards to protecting the children, you are innocent till accused of child molesting/porn/etc.

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  13. Re:Interesting...and so's this! by extremescholar · · Score: 2, Funny

    He didn't die, he just went home.

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  14. Re:Interesting...and so's this! by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey "interkin3tic," you might wanna dilute that Loc-Tite that's sealing up your butthole there. It's really doing a number on your bowels. You gotta loosen up, my man, you know! Like MJ would have wanted you to.

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  15. Re:Interesting...and so's this! by Jurily · · Score: 2, Funny

    He will return as a pop dancing Zombie.

    Again? Let's hope his nose doesn't fall off this time.

  16. Re:What is wrong with this guy? by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, normal people don't play Sims 3!

    I'm going to have to buy that one...

  17. Re:real children + real pornongraphy = ??? by blueskies · · Score: 2, Funny

    They've went and opened a can of yarn.