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Mother Claims Hotel Pool Got Her Daughter Pregnant
A Polish woman is not doing her countrymen any favors by suing an Egyptian hotel, claiming that the hotel pool is responsible for getting her 13-year-old daughter pregnant. The mother claims "stray sperm" in the pool are to blame for the baby souvenir her daughter came back from vacation with. "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source. The level of this mother's ignorance is astounding. Everyone knows that you can't get pregnant in a swimming pool, in a hot tub, or if you press really hard on the girls belly button after sex.
There's actually a discussion in the Talmud about the status of a baby that results from a woman being impregnated from stray sperm in a public bath.
It is interesting that this mother actually believed her daughter is still a "pure virgin" that she didn't meet an boys at their vacation. Was the mother with her daughter every second of the vacation?
I also have a bridge to sell the mother.
Rufie defense...
"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there"
Did she befriend any burka-clad girls, and were any of them unusually tall, with a rather deep voice?
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Ever heard of chlorine? It's a magical substance that kills single celled organisms!
Can you guess what pools have in them?
Disregard the above.
Really? How about in Poland before/after the holiday?
>Everyone knows that you can't get pregnant in a swimming pool, in a hot tub, or if you press really hard on the girls belly button after sex.
Well, true, you can't get pregnant. The girl, on the other hand, is another question.
Or she could be unwilling to admit that her daughter got knocked up by some random guy she'll never see again on vacation. Race doesn't enter into everything. Anyways, who's to say it was an Egyptian what did it? Tourists tend to congregate in the same touristy places, and they tend to only see locals in their capacity as tour guides and hotel staff. It could've been someone of any nationality, really.
The implication of "when in Egypt...." would mean someone there. Obviously, at a hotel or resort, you would expect to find more people from out of town than locals.
This whole thing can be taken as absolute BS though. The oldest publication I could find carrying this story was a polish paper, and they were citing thesun.co.uk. If anyone can make up their own news and publish it, it's them. They rank just up from the now defunct "Weekly World News", where the WWN stories usually included Bigfoot, Bat Boy, and various aliens. :)
At least they could have done more with the story. They must have just had a little space to fill, and were uninspired to make up a decent fictional story.
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
My fictitious wife got herpes from sitting on a toilet seat, it wasn't her boss from work :P