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Something May Have Just Hit Jupiter
The blog of Anthony Wesley, an Australian amateur astronomer, has what may be the first photos of a recent comet or asteroid impact on Jupiter, near the south pole. These photos are 11 hours old. The ones at the bottom of the page show three small dark spots in addition to the main dark mark. The Bad Astronomy blog picked up the story a few hours later — but cautions that what we're seeing may not be an impact event. This is all reminiscent of the closely watched impact of comet Shoemaker-Levy on Jupiter in 1994.
http://www.universetoday.com/2009/07/19/possible-new-impact-on-jupiter/
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An amateur astronomer puts up pictures on his blog and we're comparing it to Shoemaker-Levy?
Bad Astronomy says "it's jumping the gun to call it an impact event before we get more observations". I've got an idea for the next Slashdot article: "Asteroid heading towards earth - or maybe just spot on lense".
I mean, just up and hit it. No warning, no reason, just a wild haymaker out of nowhere. Didn't even see the guy.
Man, that's going to leave a spot.
Let's all sing another round of Super Comet Fragment Impact Extra-Large Explosions by Kare and Higgins.
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
The gas giants are there to act as a magnet for comets/asteroids etc, so they don't end up near us.
- There is no point, it's like a sphere -
So, I should cancel my plans to land on Europa?
[Insert pithy quote here]
Saturn and Jupiter are the sweepers of the Solar system. They are big, so things hit them instead of us. Think of them as bodyguards... ^_^
Laters Sol "Have you found the secrets of the universe? Asked Zebade "I'm sure I left them here somewhere"
and a dark spot is noticed on Jupiter...
Now where did i put that monolith...
Laters Sol "Have you found the secrets of the universe? Asked Zebade "I'm sure I left them here somewhere"
"something may have hit jupiter" and left a black mark...but jupiter inisists she just fell eye-first on the coffee table!
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I found a new dark spot on my pole last week and you don't see me running to the science press about it! media whore!
- "Hear that?! The percolations are imminent! Cease your ingress!"
Sorry, I could have worded it better. I'm not claiming intelligent design put Jupiter there, merely that Jupiter is doing what Jupiter does, and that this event is nothing out of the ordinary.
Very cool that it was captured (by an Aussie)
- There is no point, it's like a sphere -
Jupiter's been impacted many many times before.
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
Who will be the first to register "Jupiter-aid.com" to collect donations for the stricken Jupiterians?
I hope they can get the Hubble scope on it fast, without bureaucratic or technical hurdles.
Table-ized A.I.
All these planets are yours
except Europa
Attempt no landi- hang on, what the fu#$(@*$&
NO CARRIER
If I pay Jupiter to catch rocks, then he has a job.
The math is actually pretty simple to figure this all out.
Given: About 12 weeks ago, Balmer finds out that Netbooks are shipping with Linux.
How much did kinetic energy did the chair possess...
And the space station toilet is broken. Coincidence?
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
All we have to do is put an astronaut in a chair near Ballmer and then tell him Google just hired Gates!
Anthony's webserver has been slashdotted, but
he has copied the files to:
http://jupiter.samba.org/
He is now trying to login to his server so he
can redirect the pages to the above site.
As well as being an amateur astronomer, Anthony
is a keen Linux enthusiast. His home built
telescope is controlled by his Linux box.
Cheers, Tridge
Yes, but in your rush to denigrate people who believe differently than yourself you did.
When was the last time Jupiter cashed one of his paychecks?
I have new hope for Slashdot and the Internet in general.
Can the slashdot admins please move the link in the story to the new site? I can't even log into my box to put the redirect in place...
http://jupiter.samba.org/
Thanks again Tridge, you're a lifesaver
Anthony
Let's all sing another round of Super Comet Fragment Impact Extra-Large Explosions by Kare and Higgins.
Let's not.
Sorry, I could have worded it better. I'm not claiming intelligent design put Jupiter there, merely that Jupiter is doing what Jupiter does, and that this event is nothing out of the ordinary.
Yes, yes, gas giants *will* be gas giants, and all that...there's no such thing as a bad gas giant!
Very cool that it was captured (by an Aussie)
Free the asteroid! Free the asteroid!
Eeriest Slashdot story title of the year?
Where's the safest place to take cover?
Oh, wait. This is probably one time boot camp training will come in handy.
1. Sit down.
2. Place your head between your knees.
3. Kiss your ass "good-bye".
I don't know - that still sounds kinda disgusting - maybe I'll read and think a bit before I do that. Oh. That's right. ALL THE PLANETS have been hit repeatedly. There probably isn't a year that goes by without one being hit. This hit's maybe the biggest ever recorded, but nothing new. Lotsa hits happened before mankind was around to record them.
Phhht.
More non-news. Maybe I'll just catch the re-runs next year.
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You mean like the jackasses who insist the universe is 6000 years old?
It parses far too easily as a joke on spousal abuse.
Does it parse any other way!?
Well, I guess it could be parsed as planetary lesbian domestic partner abuse, if you really want to be PC.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
Astronomy is a good example for FOSS. A lot of near Earth low energy astronomy gets done by amateurs in the best sense of the word, those who have a passion for the topic but don't get paid to do it.
The same for other areas such as birding and botany. Often volunteers discover or rediscover rare species and then the pros can come back in and do more in depth studies.
Anywho. Nice job. What ever it turns out to be.
putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
So? here at Slashdot we make jokes of murderers, pedophiles, recently deceased people, people with disabilities, etc. And if we don't care about *those*, I don't see why we'd care about simple domestic abuse.
Plus, it provides some much-needed relief from the endless 2010 allusions being posted here.
No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.
I've often heard Jupiter called the "vacuum cleaner" of space in that it sucks up foreign objects that stray into our solar system. Be thankful we have this planet among us. It's sorta like our protector.
Life is not for the lazy.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/aug02/jupiter.shtml
Took me a few second to realized why the south pole is on top of the image. The guy is in Australia.
The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the 'social sciences' is: some do, some don't
At a few kilometers per second, you won't feel the difference between hitting a solid and hitting a gas.
He was denigrating a notion, not a group of people. The fact that there exist some people who take criticism of their worldview as a personal attack is a matter for those particular people to come to terms with.
(1.21 gigawatts) / (88 miles per hour) = 30 757 874 newtons
It's not a vacuum cleaner, it's gravity isn't so powerful as to pull other objects out of orbit per se. Sure, it probably gets hit more than other planets, but that's not that impressive. It fills less of its Hill Sphere than Earth does, so it's more likely to scatter a passing object than absorb it. And a recent study by Grazier and Newman demonstrated that it probably is taking more pot-shots at Earth than it is protecting us.
Out of interest, where else have you watched documentaries?
Ant.
Nonsense, nothing can hit Jupiter. It is a gas giant. It probably slowed down while passing thru that massive gas layers and halted at the core because of the gravity.
At a few kilometers per second, you won't feel the difference between hitting a solid and hitting a gas.
That would depend on the pressure in the atmosphere.
If something enters the atmosphere it will burst as soon as the pressure is too high.
That will definately happen on Jupiter, but also happens on Venus or even Earth. Early probes to Venus were crushed even before the impact and Venus is a rocky planet.
It's unlikely that anything will "hit" the core of Jupiter, as only the first layer and the clouds are really gas. Below it, the pressure is so great the gas becomes like a liquid.
Jupiter's layers are actually quite interesting and become really awesome when realizing the size of them.
If you look and compare some old pics of Jupiter and the current one showing the recent "impact"...You will notice there has been a darkened spot there before...
Folks, let's hear it for Ant. He'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress!