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How To Vet Clever Ideas Without Giving Them Away?

Rival writes "As an inquisitive and creative geek, I am constantly coming up with 'clever' ideas. Most often I discover fundamental or practical flaws lurking in the details, which I'm fine with. As Edison said, 'I haven't failed; I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.' Other times, I discover that someone else has beaten me to the idea. I'm fine with that, too. At least I know that I've come up with a great idea, even if I'm not the first. There are times, however, when I can find no flaws with an idea and nobody else seems to have thought of it. I'm not conceited enough to think my idea is genius; I just assume that I'm not knowledgeable enough to see what I'm missing. In these times, I often want to ask a subject matter expert for their thoughts. On the admittedly long chance that an idea is genius, however, what is the best way to ask for another's insights while mitigating the risk of them stealing or sharing the idea? Asking a stranger to sign a contract before discussing an idea seems like a good way to get a door closed on my face. What are your experiences and suggestions?"

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  1. Help us out... by JDSalinger · · Score: 5, Funny

    What ideas did you have? This will help us make suggestions.

  2. Re:Ideas want to be public by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guy Kawasaki gave one really good suggestion to test your idea: convince a woman

    Dude, the guy is asking his question on Slashdot. The odds that he knows any women or has the guts to talk to them if he does are slim to none.

    Now if you'll excuse me, the microwave upstairs just beeped. My hotpockets are done!

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  3. Re:Ask Slashdotters by thomasdz · · Score: 5, Funny

    They will find flaws

    Your sentence is missing a period at the end. Also, you should be clearer about who "They" are although it can be assumed that it is "Slashdotters" as mentioned in the subject of your reply.
    Also, your Slashdot ID (457709) is too high.

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  4. Use Powerpoint! by TinBromide · · Score: 1, Funny

    That way you can sell people with clip art, flying headlines, and indecipherable diagrams that will cause people to want what you've got, but have no clue what it is and how it can help them!

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  5. This Article Was Invented by Shampoo by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Funny
    Well, whenever this awesome inventor named Shampoo throws me a big fat random juicy idea in any e-mail, he just ends it with this simple disclaimer:

    Everything that I have invented is just in thought and is not produced for lack of money. These inventions are property of myself and are to be patented, copyrighted and trademarked under my name: Shampoo.

    So just remind everyone constantly that your idea was invented by Rival and should be patented and trademarked and copyrighted under your name: Rival. It's that easy.

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  6. Convince a Stoner by tobiah · · Score: 5, Funny

    If he understands and digs it, it's been done or is fatally flawed. If he stares at you blankly, maybe you're on to something. Best part: he's guaranteed not to accurately disclose or competently act on your idea!

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  7. Re:Ask Slashdotters by EightBits · · Score: 2, Funny

    They will find flaws

    Your sentence is missing a period at the end.

    I have no moderator points right now, but those who do need to moderate the parent, "Funny as Hell."
     

    And while I know I will ultimately lose this battle, thomasdz, YOUR Slashdot ID (178114) is too high. :)

  8. Re:Ideas want to be public by cbeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guy Kawasaki gave one really good suggestion to test your idea: convince a woman

    Dude, the guy is asking his question on Slashdot. The odds that he knows any women or has the guts to talk to them if he does are slim to none.

    Now if you'll excuse me, the microwave upstairs just beeped. My hotpockets are done!

    Why does it worry me that that was modded +5 INFORMATIVE!

    >_>

  9. You're not a /. geek! by macraig · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, you're not a Slashdot geek... your microwave isn't in the same room as your PC. You mean you have to walk to another room on another floor in order to get yer grub?! Who can live with that sorta distraction?

    1. Re:You're not a /. geek! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      your microwave isn't in the same room as your PC

      Mom said no microwave in the basement, and that's that!

    2. Re:You're not a /. geek! by Exception+Duck · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought it was pretty obvious that the microwave is in his mother's kitchen.

    3. Re:You're not a /. geek! by masmullin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who has room for a microwave with all this porno and star trek memorabilia lying around?

  10. Re:Ideas want to be public by Alarindris · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your mom doesn't bring them to you?

  11. Ask a lazy person... by Jeff+Carr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ask a lazy person, or even better, a serial procrastinator. They may want to steal your idea, but will never get around to it.

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  12. Re:Ideas want to be public by samcan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uhhhh, why would you cook your pockets?!

    And speaking of not having girlfriends, I've got this great money-saving idea: wash the whites and colored laundry together. Saves a lot of money. Can't figure out why girls haven't caught on.

  13. Or there's the other alternative by Hojima · · Score: 4, Funny

    What I would do is find someone who's well acquainted in the field, then tell him your idea in great detail. If it's a bad idea, nothing lost, if it's a good idea, you can threaten to slaughter his whole family.

    1. Re:Or there's the other alternative by sincewhen · · Score: 5, Funny

      This will work even better if your invention is a great way to slaughter his whole family!

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  14. Too bad, Google have them already by Syniurge · · Score: 3, Funny

    There are times, however, when I can find no flaws with an idea and nobody else seems to have thought of it.

    You haven't made too explicit queries on Google for that, do you ?

  15. Re:Ideas want to be public by mgblst · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why does it worry me that that was modded +5 INFORMATIVE!

    Because his hot pockets were indeed done. It was very informative, as we were all sitting here wondering when they would be done.

  16. Re:Ideas want to be public by derGoldstein · · Score: 3, Funny

    wash the whites and colored laundry together. Saves a lot of money.

    I've moved beyond that: I throw all my laundry into the dishwasher. Just throw some bleach in there and you're golden.

    Now I have to get to that doctor's appointment -- he said on the phone that there was some problem with my liver.

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