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Northern Sea Route Through Arctic Becomes a Reality

Hugh Pickens writes "Andrew Revkin writes in the NY Times that since 1553, when Sir Hugh Willoughby led an expedition north in search of a sea passage over Russia to the Far East, mariners have dreamed of a Northern Sea Route through Russia's Arctic ocean that could cut thousands of miles compared with alternate routes. A voyage between Hamburg and Yokohama is only 6,600 nm. via the Northern Sea Route — less than 60% of the 11,400 nm. Suez route. Now in part because of warming and the retreat and thinning of Arctic sea ice in summer, this northern sea route is becoming a reality with the 12,700-ton 'Beluga Fraternity,' designed for a mix of ice and open seas, poised to make what appears to be the first such trip. The German ship picked up equipment in Ulsan, South Korea, on July 23 and arrived in Vladivostok on the 25th with a final destination at the docks in Novyy Port, a Siberian outpost. After that, if conditions permit, it will head to Antwerp or Rotterdam, marking what company officials say would be the first time a vessel has crossed from Asia to Europe through the Arctic on a commercial passage."

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  1. Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A wonderful, magical route that can turn kilometers into nanometers?

    1. Re:Yeah right by Yvanhoe · · Score: 3, Informative

      nautical miles

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    2. Re:Yeah right by DamienNightbane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Global Warming(TM) caused a wormhole to open.

    3. Re:Yeah right by MLS100 · · Score: 3, Funny

      So Global Worming?

    4. Re:Yeah right by thesolo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Obviously the confusion is stemming from the fact that the submitter used the wrong abbreviation.

      Lowercase "nm" is nanometer. NM, Nm or nmi are appropriate for nautical mile. Neither of which are to be confused with the newton-meter, which is N m. (N.B. there is a space between N and m for newton-meter.)

    5. Re:Yeah right by cheftw · · Score: 2, Funny

      That was pretty clever, but all I could think of was some astronomical vet snapping on rubber gloves.

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    6. Re:Yeah right by tuxgeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      "People who want floating ice and strange units could just move to Alaska"
      What the fuck are you talking about? We use real money here.
      Why I just made a kayak load of moose nuggets selling walrus tusks and baby seal furs on Ebay

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  2. And they said that GW would be a bad thing by Vovk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As long as our global economy is stimulated, I don't see any issue with destroying our habitat...

    1. Re:And they said that GW would be a bad thing by db32 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please, this news is worthless compared to other coming attractions. Just think about the vast amount of land that is working its way towards being tropical climate beach front property! All those rich people living in the current beach front property will lose their places and be forced to buy new places! You should buy up some land in those middle regions now while it is still cheap. I for one welcome our ice caps melting! Travel is expensive so bringing the ocean to me is a much more cost effective vacation solution.

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    2. Re:And they said that GW would be a bad thing by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not to burst your bubble, but "our habitat", of large mammals in general becomes actually much better (esp. much larger, but also easier to farm) at a higher global temperature. Lush forests in greenland house a hell of a lot more creatures, and humans, than ice valleys and gletsjers.

      There are probably disasters that global warming causes, if it indeed happens in any significant way (ie. not like it's currently happening), but there are many good things too. The last "globally warmed" climate saw a rich civilization in Greenland, with huge orchards and wineries, lush forests, rich wildlife, etc. The same goes for a sizeable part of Siberia. With but a few degrees temperature gain, life there (and it's a fucking huge place) will become much, much easier.

      The same goes for quite a few spots on the southern hemisphere. There is also the little tidbit that global warming stops desertification, and makes e.g. the sahara lose ground. The advantages of that can hardly be overstated.

      But, of course, coastal cities might be in for a world of hurt (although given that holland has an average elevation of -2 meter, whereas the worst US coastal city has an average elevation of +3 meter, and something like New York has over 5, the absolute worst case sea level rise of 95 centimeters by 2100 should not be a problem for any US coastal city, or for Holland for that matter. A more problematic city is Venice, but whether or not the sea level rises, we will have to move Venice or give it to the sea in less than 150 years anyway).

      We are warmblooded mammals. The reason we beat the dinosaurs was the fact that dinosaurs don't do well at all in colder climates. Mammals on the other hand, can live in temperatures as low as -40 degrees celcius on average. At current global temperature, most reptiles are limited to tropical climates. The larger reptiles are even limited to warmer-than-their-surroundings rivers in very warm climates. Not that a 6 degree rise will allow crocodiles to live in Europe, but they might colonize the mediterranean coast and a few other rivers than the nile.

    3. Re:And they said that GW would be a bad thing by intheshelter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to stir the pot, but EVERYBODY does that, not just industrialists. Do you drive a car? Do you use a bus? Cab? You're polluting. Putting your own selfish interests above the environment, aren't you? Now I know that's hyperbole, but my point is EVERYONE justifies their own actions as being necessary. Al Gore is the poster boy for the AGW crowd and yet he makes my energy consumption pale in comparison. I'm sure he justifies his consumption because he needs to travel to spread the word about the coming apocalypse, but in the end he is simplying justifying his lifestyle and he won't change his life if it inconveniences him at all.

      The whole thing is just hypocrisy all over the place. On every side. I don't believe anyone any more because they are all lying. Now I am going to go light my coal furnace by burning some plastic plates and I would like some quiet for my afternoon nap.

    4. Re:And they said that GW would be a bad thing by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This isn't news.

      This isn't the first time a northern route was used.

      The Vikings, prior to the ~1250 onset of global cooling, routinely used a northern route to reach Siberia and sometimes even China during the 900s, 1000s, and 1100s.

      You're going to have to provide some sort of citation for that, I'm afraid. Better, that is, than this one:

      http://www.smirking.com/cms/gallery/signs/scadinavian.jpg.html

    5. Re:And they said that GW would be a bad thing by bunratty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even a one meter rise is sea level will be devestating to many U.S. coastal cities. You can watch this video to see the effects of even a small rise in sea level and jump to 22 minutes into the lecture to see the simulations. And although the sea level is predicted to rise one meter in the next century, it isn't expected to suddenly stop rising after 100 years.

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    6. Re:And they said that GW would be a bad thing by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure Greenland and Siberia might become great agricultural centers. Go tell that to the midwest farmers. Furthermore, there ARE negative changes that will happen. Part of Siberia might become open for farming, but a good chunk of it will turn into a permanent bog. Diseases and vermin will reach parts that have been safe from them so far. West Nile is one, and the boring beetle is another.

      The point is not that global climate change is going to destroy us. The point is that it is change that will cost us an enormous amount of money, suffering, and a complete overhaul of global political situations. It's unlikely that it will kill us. But it will completely change how we live. Are you prepared for that?

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    7. Re:And they said that GW would be a bad thing by ajs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All those rich people living in the current beach front property will lose their places and be forced to buy new places!

      There actually are a lot of very interesting transformations that a warming earth could bring us, many of which are arguably positive (making much more of Canada, Russia and Scandinavia accessible to large-scale habitation; increased access to existing tundra for growing; etc.) However, this isn't actually one of the likely outcomes. Unless the IPCCC's initial estimates for sea level rise are radically off, 10-50cm of sea level rise isn't going to be forcing any but the most absurdly exposed to move inland. Even my grandfather who can jump off of his deck into the ocean (well, when he was a younger man) won't have anything to worry about unless the Greenland melt forces an acceleration of the warming, which the jury is soundly out on.

      So no, beaches will get smaller (until erosion makes them larger) and ocean-facing flood-prone areas will become more so. Also, property values won't change much. I live in New England, and a good spot on the non-polluted parts of the New England coastline are already very expensive. Warming them up won't change that.

    8. Re:And they said that GW would be a bad thing by hamburger+lady · · Score: 2, Informative

      also, a warmer more tropical climate benefits the deadliest creature on earth - the mosquito.

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    9. Re:And they said that GW would be a bad thing by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to burst your bubble, but "our habitat", of large mammals in general becomes actually much better (esp. much larger, but also easier to farm) at a higher global temperature. The last "globally warmed" climate saw a rich civilization in Greenland, with huge orchards and wineries, lush forests, rich wildlife, etc.

      Current global temperatures are, to the best available evidence, both higher and rising faster than they have ever been in the time in which there has been any human civilization. Certainly, during the Medieval Warm Period (a period of somewhat elevated global average temperature--though cooler than the current period--and particularly elevated average temperatures in the North Atlantic region) Greenland had a milder climate, though it wasn't anything like the paradise you paint. But, even if it was, Greenland isn't the world. Global change that makes arctic regions more livable also makes the places where people actually live now, and have built agricultural, industrial, and other infrastructure, less livable.

      There is also the little tidbit that global warming stops desertification, and makes e.g. the sahara lose ground.

      The source you point to ends with this note: Peter Cox, of the Centre for Ecology and Hydrology in Dorset, said: "This looks like an interesting study. However, the conclusion that Sahellian rainfall will increase under climate change must be considered as highly uncertain. Models differ in their predictions, with about as many showing decreases in rainfall as increases."

      the absolute worst case sea level rise of 95 centimeters by 2100 should not be a problem for any US coastal city, or for Holland for that matter.

      The source you point to doesn't support that that is the "absolute worst case" (which, in fact, it suggests is a couple orders of magnitude worse, at something over 68 meters), but that it was viewed as the worst likely case in a 1995 IPCC report, and its worth noting that more recent studies have suggested that the IPCC reports estimates were too conservative, e.g., this study, which concludes "Using MIS-5e to gain insight into the potential rates of sea-level rise due to further ice-volume reduction in a warming world, our data provide an observational context that underscores the plausibility of recent, unconventionally high, projections of 1.0 +/- 0.5 m sea-level rise by AD 2100."

  3. Ice melting or technological advance ? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can we use this as a clear proof of a unique ice sheet retractation or was the news really about the boat design ?

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    1. Re:Ice melting or technological advance ? by bunratty · · Score: 2, Informative

      We've known that the Arctic ice has been melting for quite some time. Not only is the surface area of the ice decreasing, but the total volume of Arctic ice is also decreasing. In a few decades, the Arctic might be completely ice free during the summer.

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    2. Re:Ice melting or technological advance ? by bunratty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The trick in the first article is that he mysteriously picks April 16 as the day uses to compare different years' ice coverages. He obviously picked that specific date after the fact, because it's the date that gives him the conclusion he wants to reach. I can also hit a bulls-eye every time if I'm allowed to draw the target after I throw the dart. As for a reliable source that refutes his claims, I gave three.

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  4. The perfect way to minimize our carbon footprint! by physicsphairy · · Score: 4, Funny

    A voyage between Hamburg and Yokohama is only 6,600 nm. via the Northern Sea Route â" less than 60% of the 11,400 nm. Suez route.

    So it sounds like this new route will conserve fuel and cut out at least 40% of their CO2 emissions.

    Imagine the benefits to the environment if we could just figure out a way to melt the ice caps completely. Our greenhouse emissions would plummet!

  5. Re:but but but.. by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nope GW is a fact (as well as Global Cooling). The question is whether it is man-made or just natural climate cycles.

  6. Re:The perfect way to minimize our carbon footprin by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Canadians and Russians would certainly save a fortune on heating bills.

  7. Re:The perfect way to minimize our carbon footprin by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Imagine the benefits to the environment if we could just figure out a way to melt the ice caps completely. Our greenhouse emissions would plummet!

    Of course they would. Melt the ice caps, flood the most populated areas of the planet, and bingo - mankind's greenhouse gas emissions drop dramatically!

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  8. Hope they pack a few rifles. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So that they can put any polar bears stranded on isolated ice floes out of their misery.

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    1. Re:Hope they pack a few rifles. by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 2, Funny

      If only polar bears could swim.

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  9. Beluga Fraternity? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Beluga Fraternity? My Russian is so rusty I might just be typing the measurements of the playmate of the month, but wouldn't that portmanteau mean "White Brotherhood"? They've gotta mean something other that that, right?

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  10. Re:Just remember who's Artic it is by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why bring up the Americans? Isn't this a German company?

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  11. Re:but but but.. by Nursie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Eh, no.

    The questions are how much is man made, what are the consequences for our long and short term survival prospects and what actions to take if these consequences are unacceptable.

  12. Re:but but but.. by bmgoau · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is no question on whether it is man-made or just natural climate cycles. There is sufficient evidence to support the fact that it is a man made phenomenon.

    I would direct you to the sources listed at the bottom of the wikipedia article on the subject: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming

    Here is an interesting quote:
    "The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) concludes that increasing greenhouse gas concentrations resulting from human activity such as fossil fuel burning and deforestation are responsible for most of the observed temperature increase since the middle of the 20th century."
    Source: http://ipcc-wg1.ucar.edu/wg1/Report/AR4WG1_Print_SPM.pdf

  13. Re:Just remember who's Artic it is by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Artic Archipeligo is Canada's. Ask permission first. Despite what the American government may think, there is no international waterway through the Artic Archipeligo.

    The Canadian claim doesn't extend all the way to the Northern coast of Siberia and Russia, does it? TFA specifically says they're not using the "Northwest Passage". And WTF would the US Government care about a territorial dispute involving Germany, Russia and Canada anyway? Especially since there's no mention in TFA (or TFB) about Canada at all.

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  14. Why Russians love Global Warming by happy_place · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I lived in a country like Russia (or Canada, Norway, Finland, etc, for that matter), I'd be an enthusiastic supporter of anything that might even possibly tip the balance of the climate towards Global Warming for exactly these sorts of reasons. I mean, if you owned the largest frozen mass of land anywhere, why even care about such a cause?

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    1. Re:Why Russians love Global Warming by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slightly warmer MIGHT be okay, but it's a slippery slope and there's currently no end in sight to the warming. Not good.

      No, it's not. First, the earth has been warmer than even the most dire GW predictions. Next, the hockey stick model has been disproved repeatedly. Finally, the earth has seen GW several times before. Every time the earth has seen an ice age, it has ended due to GW. Never has any of the earth's warming cycles ended in a "slippery slope" scenario or caused some sort of runaway warming loop.

      The fact is that earth has heated and cooled all on its own for billions of years. For that matter, the earth is always either heating or cooling. Never has climate been a constant. Currently, it's heating. If it were cooling, we would be trying to find a reason why man is causing the earth to cool. We'd probably blame smog, chem trails or some other man made phenomenon and completely disregard the fact that these things happen without our help.

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    2. Re:Why Russians love Global Warming by T+Murphy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Animals and plants have been going extinct ever since life existed on Earth. I'm sure the fact that things tend to go extinct wherever humans go has nothing to do with our involvement.

  15. Re:Just remember who's Artic it is by socrplayr813 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Artic Archipeligo is Canada's. Ask permission first. Despite what the American government may think, there is no international waterway through the Artic Archipeligo.

    This has nothing to do with US imperialism, despite your attempt to make it sound bad. The article merely mentions the possibility of passage through Canadian waters. If the ice melts and there is some benefit to its economy, Canada will work something out with its neighbors to allow access.

    Regardless, passage through Canadian waters wasn't the main focus of the article...

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  16. Re:The perfect way to minimize our carbon footprin by Ngarrang · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Imagine the benefits to the environment if we could just figure out a way to melt the ice caps completely. Our greenhouse emissions would plummet!

    Of course they would. Melt the ice caps, flood the most populated areas of the planet, and bingo - mankind's greenhouse gas emissions drop dramatically!

    The arctic ice cap has ALREADY displaced the amount of water it currently contains. Melting it would have no additional effect on sea level. I, for one, welcome the removal of that troublesome ice sheet up north. For too long, the Suez and Panama Canals have stifled global competition. Just think of the fuel savings!

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  17. Re:but but but.. by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mod parent up.
    I'm personally sick of being told how $POINTLESS_MEASURE will solve GW at either a cost of billions or by making everyone's lives worse, with unproven potential benefit, but the real solutions are being left to wither (at least in the UK).
    Banning plastic carrier bags, putting up a few wind turbines or raising the tax on X won't do anything. If AGW was really concerning them they would just build a load of nuclear power capacity (or at least a big tidal barrage) and be done with it. At the moment all they can do is hope that people will start to 'save power' (they won't) and desperately try to come up with ways to tax electric/alternative cars to hell, removing any cost advantage they might ever have over petrol/gas power (top tip: fuel currently costs $6.31/USGal in the UK, the gov't is trying to apply similar levels of taxation to electric/hydrogen/whatever cars in the future using GPS-based 'Road Pricing')

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  18. Re:but but but.. by Ngarrang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That panel of "scientists" is all about pushing the global conspiracy of man-made global warming, instead of acknowledging the solar activity cycle that has already been shown to follow the ups and downs of Earth's temp. Global Warming is a socialist conspiracy to thwart industry and send us back into the dark ages.

    Mars is suffering global warming, too. Gee...I wonder why? And Pluto. Seems every planet in the Sol System is warming up. What is the one thing they all have in common? Al Gore invented them. No, wait, could it be the solar activity cycle?

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  19. Re:The perfect way to minimize our carbon footprin by rubicelli · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The arctic ice cap has ALREADY displaced the amount of water it currently contains. Melting it would have no additional effect on sea level. I, for one, welcome the removal of that troublesome ice sheet up north. For too long, the Suez and Panama Canals have stifled global competition. Just think of the fuel savings!

    Good thing we don't have to worry about all of that ice covering Greenland and the Antarctic displacing ocean water ... oh. Wait a minute.

  20. Re:The perfect way to minimize our carbon footprin by amorsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The OP of the message I replied to made no reference to the ice sheets on land.

    It also didn't exclude the ice caps on land. It just said "ice caps", which I would imagine includes both kinds.

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  21. Not the boat design, except indirectly by Kupfernigk · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Nansen built a boat strong enough to be able to survive trapping in pack ice (the Fram) to prove that the Arctic ice actually drifts - which he did. The Soviet Union has had nuclear powered icebreakers for a long time, and if I was as rich as Warren Buffett that is one toy I would certainly buy myself. However, neither of these designs is an economic cargo carrying ship. The point here is that a vessel built to commercial standards can safely embark on the trip, therefore something has changed.

    Think of the Darien Gap. It has been navigated by vehicles, rather special purpose ones. If you read that it was now being served by a regular truck route, you might suspect things had changed a bit.

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  22. Re:The perfect way to minimize our carbon footprin by RedWizzard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The OP of the message I replied to made no reference to the ice sheets on land.

    Next time, when you think you are about to be witty. Stop. Because you aren't.

    Which part of "ice caps" confused you into thinking the OP was only talking about the Arctic?

  23. Hardly news... by mi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Soviet's have regularly sailed through the Northern Sea Route in summer since, at least, the middle of the last century. There is some great prose written with such sailing as a backdrop, in fact (in Russian, not sure about translations).

    The sailing was not easy and the airplanes were occasionally required to investigate movement of ice-fields. At the beginning and the end of the season, the ships were organized in convoys, that were headed by icebreakers. (USSR even had a few nuclear-powered ones, first one built in 1959). But in the middle of the summer a regular ship could make the trip on its own...

    Maybe, there is less ice there now, but it is not like the trip has only just become possible.

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  24. Re:Just remember who's Artic it is by baKanale · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because in the dispute over the ownership of the waters in the Arctic the Canadians and Russians each claim various pieces, while the American government claims that it's international waters and anybody can take a share of the resources. The GP is siding with Canada and claiming that the Arctic is Canadian waters, not international waters as claimed by the Americans.

  25. Re:but but but.. by weszz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Surely we are smarter now than nature... we could just take over everything and tweek things as we need.

    What could possibly go wrong?

  26. Here we go again! by chrb · · Score: 3, Informative
  27. More discredit climate myths! by chrb · · Score: 4, Informative

    Climate myths: The cooling after 1940 shows CO2 does not cause warming

    Climate myths: The lower atmosphere is cooling, not warming

    Climate myths: Global warming stopped in 1998

    I'm surprised you didn't mention Mars and Pluto.

    I wonder why these discredited myths keep getting moderated up on Slashdot time and time again - it's almost as if there's a conspiracy to make skeptics look ill-informed.

    1. Re:More discredit climate myths! by chrb · · Score: 4, Informative

      people like you keep providing links to 'discredit' them that are complete BS.

      Ah, yes, It's all a big conspiracy! And New Scientist is in on it!

      In fact, if you had read beyond the first few paragraphs you would have answered your own question:

      As a result, the planet is gaining as much heat from the sun as usual but losing less heat every year as greenhouse gas levels rise...

      How do we know? Because the oceans are getting warmer.

      and:

      Since the 1960s, over 90% of the excess heat due to higher greenhouse gas levels has gone into the oceans, and just 3% into warming the atmosphere

    2. Re:More discredit climate myths! by chrb · · Score: 4, Informative

      The global surface temperature is a part of the bigger picture - just because the oceans store the majority of heat, this does not imply that the global surface temperature is useless. As for the "Hockey Stick": Climate myths: The 'hockey stick' graph has been proven wrong, quotes:

      The conclusion that we are making the world warmer certainly does not depend on reconstructions of temperature prior to direct records.

      And:

      Most researchers would agree that while the original hockey stick can - and has - been improved in a number of ways, it was not far off the mark. Most later temperature reconstructions fall within the error bars of the original hockey stick. Some show far more variability leading up to the 20th century than the hockey stick, but none suggest that it has been warmer at any time in the past 1000 years than in the last part of the 20th century.

      The "Hockey Stick" was investigated by the 2006 report of the US National Academy of Science, which found:

      the key conclusion is the same: it's hotter now than it has been for at least 1000 years.

      Of course, if you believe that the US National Academy of Science is in on the conspiracy, then this is what you'd expect them to say!

    3. Re:More discredit climate myths! by Mab_Mass · · Score: 3, Informative

      In fact, most of the year-to-year variability in surface temperatures is due to heat sloshing back and forth between the oceans and atmosphere, rather than to the planet as a whole gaining or losing heat.

      You can not deny that the article virtually dismisses any trends in surface temperature as unimportant and unreliable. I do not care if it goes on to list other reasons for warming, I care about the fact it is dismissing the surface temperature record.

      Perhaps you need to brush up on your reading comprehension and science skills. The sentence does not undermine surface temperature as a valid metric. It is simply pointing out that because year-to-year variability is driven by heat exchange between the atmosphere and the oceans, there will be noise in this metric.

      Or, to put it even more simply, you gotta look at the long-term trend and not just a few years.

  28. Re:but but but.. by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're right. I am a member of this global conspiracy. We figure that the research grants are going to be worth more than this whole 'economy' thing.

    I'd tell you more, but I've got to run to a meeting. You don't think this conspiracy shit just happens by itself, do you? It seems like every week there's another mess of retarded Action Items. Distribute these talking points, falsify that data, coordinate every climate scientist all over the planet. It's hell trying to get anything done, even without people like you posting the truth about us all over slashdot.

    Oh, and I wouldn't go anywhere. The black helicopters will be there shortly. Did you ever wonder what was happening to those "vanishing" polar bears up in the Arctic? You'd be amazed at how well they take to SWAT work.

    Have fun at your re-education camp!

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  29. Re:but but but.. by FriendlyPrimate · · Score: 5, Informative

    This sounds like a troll, but I'll bite.

    Your examples are easily refutable, yet never seem to go away on the conservative talk show circuit.

    Pluto is warming up because it is on a highly-elliptical orbit, and has just recently passed the point at which it is closest to the Sun. So it is expected that it be going through a warming phase. And a little bit of logic would tell you that since Pluto is so much farther away from the Sun than the Earth, if energy output from the Sun were responsible for warming on Pluto, the effect on Earth would be many magnitudes greater (i.e. it would have to be hot enough on Earth to melt lead before you'd notice an appreciable temperature difference on Pluto).

    Mars is indeed warming up slightly, but that can be explained by Milankovitch cycles, and Mars is much more susceptible to climate change because it does not have any large moons to stabilize it's rotation axis.

    Conservatives jumped on the news that Jupiter was experiencing "climate change". But it only takes two minutes to find out that the climate change being talked about is a shift in temperature (warmer near the equator, colder near the poles). Jupiter is not warming overall. Of course, that little clarification doesn't seem to make it into news stories from Fox News.

    And there are 5 other planets (and many many moons) in the solar system which show no signs of warming.

    Sorry...but anthropomorphic global warming is likely true. Without any CO2 in the atmosphere, Earth would be entirely covered in ice. And therefore, you cannot double CO2 levels in the atmosphere (which could happen by the end of this century) without expecting some effects. And you cannot deny that increased CO2 levels in the atmosphere are not the result of human activity (we've burned approximately 1 trillion barrels of oil so far....do you really think that would have no effect?).

    And even if AGW is all bunk, so what? We should be trying to reduce our oil consumption and investing in alternate energy for other reasons, like national security, and the fact that we've very likely reached, or are about to reach peak oil production, and that future oil price spikes are going to be the norm from now on.

  30. Re:but but but.. by Zentakz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would caution you against using the periodic solar activity claim to back your argument. This idea has been injected into the public dialog as a farcical talking point and is lacking in evidence. If you would like to examine a great source of information and a healthy debate, check out: http://www.skepticalscience.com/argument.php?p=2&t=515&&a=18 I'd also recommend Thomas Friendman's Hot, Flat, and Crowded, which very clearly outlines many important issues and facts connected to climate change.

  31. Arctic ice melt heralds vast opportunities by David+Gerard · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Arctic Ocean is now largely clear of ice, heralding vast new business opportunities, President Sarah Palin announced today.

    The famed North-West Passage is now permanently navigable, with huge shipping volumes between Arctic nations. "We're considering just building a highway straight across," said Mrs Palin, "though those long desert drives can be dangerous to health without air conditioning."

    Tourists have been flocking to Alaska and northern Canada to get away from the boiling oceans and sulphurous atmosphere around Hawaii. The Nunavut Tourist Bureau has shipped 60,000 swimming polar bear shirts this month alone. "It's also clear," said Palin, "that the bears have no business claiming to be endangered when there's so many jobs in tourism for them."

    Oil drilling in Alaska will also be much easier, and will of course further the conditions leading to this Arctic economic boom. "No it won't," said Palin. "What are you talking about?"

    "I'll say one thing for them evilutionist climate change conspirators," giggled Palin, "their hard work to take away the ice and make it look like they were right has done wonders for us good and decent folk."

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  32. Whoops by T.E.D. · · Score: 4, Funny

    To think of all that effort the US went through during the Cold War to deny Russia any good year-round ice-free ports.

    Now, thanks to our profligarate lifestyles, Russia is about to have hundreds of them. I hope they at least thank us...

  33. We lose more of our habitat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    as we go north.

    Being warm-blooded, we don't need heat. In fact we get problems getting rid of it (sweating wastes valuable water and minerals).

    And we can't farm desserts nor steep hillsides and the only way to get food out of a mountainside is to grow goats on it. And they're partial to water too...

    Pests love CO2 too. For corn, the natural poison they produce in their leaves is reduced under high CO2 loads. The beetle eating their leaves loves this idea.

    Cassava produces toxins under high CO2 loads. African staple diet is Cassava. People are already dying from the toxins there.

    "It's been 1 hour, 3 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment"

    Oh dear...

  34. Re:WHAT THE!? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You do realize that at some point, people don't repeat known information? The sun's energy output that you quote is the sun's energy output as averaged over known cycles.

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  35. Re:The perfect way to minimize our carbon footprin by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the concern about the arctic ice is not that it will raise sea levels (by itself it won't), but rather, that losing them will reduce the earth's albino, or reflectivity, which would accelerate the warming.

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  36. A great example of lying with statistics by sean.peters · · Score: 3, Informative

    But, of course, coastal cities might be in for a world of hurt (although given that holland has an average elevation of -2 meter, whereas the worst US coastal city has an average elevation of +3 meter, and something like New York has over 5, the absolute worst case sea level rise of 95 centimeters by 2100

    Right. They "average" significantly higher than the expected sea level. So only PARTS of our highly expensive coastal real estate will end up underwater. That shouldn't be any problem at all. Not mention the fact that much of the densely populated and very low-lying nation of Bangladesh, for example, will end up submerged. And this:

    Not to burst your bubble, but "our habitat", of large mammals in general becomes actually much better (esp. much larger, but also easier to farm) at a higher global temperature. Lush forests in greenland house a hell of a lot more creatures, and humans, than ice valleys and gletsjers.

    Except that the great plains, the breadbasket of the US, is predicted to become significantly drier... to the point where agriculture would become essentially impossible over large areas currently being farmed. But that's OK, Greenland is going to become very productive!

  37. Google it... by Zancarius · · Score: 2, Informative

    You could have asked Google before discounting his claim entirely. After about a 5 minutes' search, I found at least two resources of note. Here's a blurb you might find interesting:

    Although the Vikings could not know it, their movement north during the Medieval Warm Period of AD 1000-1400 represented a pattern that had occurred many times before in the human past. Throughout prehistory and history, peoples have shifted their range northward in response to improved climates. Conversely, they have sometimes retreated from higher latitudes during phases of colder climate.

    Although I was not able to find any references that the Vikings made use of a northern route into Siberia, the general understanding is that a warm period occurred during this time that would have (potentially) opened up parts of the northern sea routes to curious travelers.

    Naturally, this doesn't fit in well with the notion that never before has enough warming occurred to have accomplished this. It's telling that the parent is rated +5, insightful when he could have spent a couple of minutes (just as I did) in effort to disprove the original poster's claim.

    I'm not suggesting whether the original poster is correct as I haven't found evidence to prove it, but near as I can tell from the resources available from Google, it appears he may very well be correct.

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