DHS Tries to Safeguard Against Giant Monster Attack
KnightShift writes "Earlier this month the Department of Homeland Security halted the publication of the Monsterpocalypse Series 3: All Your Base Strategy Guide due to 'national security concerns.' In a statement on its website Privateer Press, which publishes the popular kaiju-inspired collectible miniatures game, reported that 'Homeland Security pulled the shipment for an intensive examination last week when it arrived in the United States. While no comment was made to the nature of the investigation, several crew members within Privateer Press believe the government became concerned over some of the more radical ideals espoused by several factions within the Monsterpocalypse game.' Privateer Press Chief Creative Officer Matt Wilson added that 'I am confident that the investigation's outcome will reaffirm the rights of free speech and protest of the radical environmental group Green Fury at the perceived devastation man is having on our planet as well as the freedom of people to practice religion without governmental oversight — even those religions which may very well bring forth the minions of the ancient Lords of Cthul.'"
This is last week news, the article linked in the summary was published on July 21th, it looks like the release won"t be affected after all ! ;-))
MONSTERPOCALYPSE SERIES 3: ALL YOUR BASE STRATEGY GUIDE CLEARED BY HOMELAND SECURITY
Bellevue WA, July 30, 2009â"The Monsterpocalypse Series 3: All Your Base Strategy Guide, which was detained by Homeland Security last week, has been cleared of all security concerns and delivered to Privateer Press.
The guide, which contains detailed information on every figure from All Your Base, as well as tactics and strategy tips for using those figures with current Monsterpocalypse figures, is scheduled to be released Friday, August 14, 2009.
For more news and information on the Monsterpocalypse collectible miniatures game visit www.monsterpocalypse.com.
http://www.monsterpocalypse.com/story/monsterpocalypse-series-3-all-your-base-strategy-guide-cleared-by-homeland-security
Everything I write is lies, read between the lines.
My tax dollars are being used for the Department of Homeland Security to investigate subversive books? Is this a repeat from the 60s? Do they, in fact, have in their hand a list of known communist supporters? Seriously, the only nice thing I can say about the DHS is that I'm not getting all the government I'm paying for.
#fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
At least Homeland Security didn't raid their office and confiscate their printers and eat their jelly beans.
Hmm, those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it?
http://www.sjgames.com/SS/
It's not like we haven't seen things like this before.
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
C'mon, this seems like an obvious attempt by this company to call some attention to themselves by claiming DHS was investigating this "guide". The article is a press release from the company with no other corroboration this actually happened and what the extent of this was.
And of course, slashdot bought into it hook, line, and sinker because they are such anti-authority, anti-government poseurs. They just gave them some free advertising. Good job "editors".
It might have had something with the expansion's title that was clearly displayed on the side of the shipping boxes.
The name: "Radioactive Waste"
These intelligence, defense and security agencies. Under their nanny oversight like 80% of our manufacturing shifted to China, outsourcing, debts, mortgage and Wall-street meltdowns, ban on vital research, rampart unemployment, undermined business environment.
The real battlefield of today, the economy, we are losing on all fronts. It seams like ever more major technology firms are from Asia today, they have no idea what is important, what to protect or where to help.
Do you think that someone ought to tell them that was just a game -- ie not real ? You don't suppose that that revelation would cause them psychological damage do you ?
Cyberpunk raid ring a bell?
it's cover for what is relay going on it's just how they say that they say that Cheyenne Mountain is just on warm stand-by.
right, g-men let king kong, son of kong, godzilla and who knows what else wreak havoc on nyc for some 80 years with nary a peep (when was the last time you saw flame throwers on park ave eh?) but pasty bureaucrats pounce on some stupid kids' toy? meanwhile i heard giant ants are infesting l.a. storm drains and there is a huge saucer sitting on the mall right on home-plate! color me disgusted.
The truth is Obama is a huge nerd and simply wanted early copies :)
If you aren't suspicious of your government's actions, you aren't doing your job as a responsible citizen.
What kind of world are we going to leave our children the if the monsters invade! no bases will belong to them!!
Those of you who no have babby are insensitive clods, get off my lawn!
*meme density = high*
After logging in slashdot still does not take you back to the page you were on. It's been that way for 20 years.
No no, wait, I don't feel quite safe enough. Are you guys sure I'm in the right tax bracket yet?
I like music
Some born again right wingers putting Lords of Cthulhu on a terrorist watch list actually makes more sense than the Quaker Senior Centers Homeland Security put on the TSA watch lists.
Born again right wingers have been "fighting" what they define as "Spiritual warfare" against Dungeons and Dragons for more than 2 decades now.
Remember all those extreme "Chick Publications" handouts? Not only are they all
Here's the link to that one "Dark Dungeons" flyer that showed all he players in black robes in a big room with a huge pentagram on the floor and a kid hanging herself because her character died.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
People still pay to keep those websites up, and to get all the fresh copies anybody wants printed.
Headline: "DHS halts publication..."
Actual story "DHS halts importation"
If they had just used an american printshop this would be a non-issue.
I just checked the link you provided.
That's either the funniest crapload of hogwash ever, or the scariest brainwash detergent yet!
I'm torn between shitting myself in fear for the fate of humanity, or an Epic ROFLCOPTER®!
I'm afraid to try both at once though...
Reminds me of Flip Wilson in drag claiming:"The Devil made me do it!"
From the above wiki link:
His characters included Reverend Leroy, pastor of the Church of What's Happening Now; and his most popular character, Geraldine, whose line "The devil made me do it" became a national expression.
In 1970, Wilson won a Grammy Award for his comedy album The Devil Made Me Buy This Dress.
[Offtopic]
I used to love watching the "Flip Wilson Show" for it's irreverent humor, and just outrageous general behavior...Good Times! [George Carlin and Flip Wilson were the writers for the show!-see above wiki link for citation]
And yes, I am that old, you insensitive clod!
Down With Slashdot BETA!!! I've been around the corner and seen the oliphant; you can only abuse me from your perspecti
Not bad, kid. Not bad at all.
You could have also went with a Beowolf cluster of children running Linux on toasters to manage the babby-cloning MonkeyNinjaRobots in the Underground Lab, guarded by sharks with frikkin' lazers, while in Soviet Russia: DHS attacks Giant Monster, while old people in Korea email about having to get off someone's lawn, and pirates have them walking the plank while claiming IANAL...Arrgghh!
So many memes, so little time.... ;-)
I am sure I missed quite a few, though doubtless many others will chime in here to point out my deficiency.
*apply [not-serious/offtopic/oh-the-irony!] to the above* :-)
Down With Slashdot BETA!!! I've been around the corner and seen the oliphant; you can only abuse me from your perspecti
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Does anyone find it odd that Reagan managed to somehow thwart the Soviet Empire, with its vast and genuine spy networks, enormous weapons apparatus, all without either firing a shot or compromising the Constitution? Yet, somehow, we have to do that now against, a bunch of dudes with AK-47s and some Korans? There's far more people in the USA sympathetic to the ideas of communism than islam, and so if we didn't need to spy on ourselves against the commies and the russians, why should we need to do so now against a less sympathetic islam? Could it be that right wingers have forgotten that the central premise of Reagan's vision was that the cold war is a war that would be won based on having more freedom, and not less, and that the same lesson could just as easily be applied to Islam?
This is my sig.
This really explains the purpose of this project.
is probably chuckling about this....
errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?