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Can We Build a Human Brain Into a Microchip?

destinyland writes "Can we imprint the circuitry of the human brain onto a silicon chip? It requires a computational capacity of 36.8 petaflops — a thousand trillion floating point operations per second — but a team of European scientists has already simulated 200,000 neurons linked up by 50 million synaptic connections. And their brain-chip is scaleable, with plans to create a superchip mimicking 1 billion neurons and 10 trillion synapses. Unfortunately, the human brain has 22 billion neurons and 220 trillion synapses. Just remember Ray Kurzweil's argument: once a machine can achieve a human level of intelligence — it can also exceed it."

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  1. Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    All you have to do is pick the right person and you can greatly reduce the number of neurons you'll need to model.

  2. Re:How about the converse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm more interested in whether or not we can build a microchip into a human brain. At least then I might be able to remember my wife's anniversary...

    You could try remembering your anniversary instead. :-)

  3. Re:Interesting, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Running the human brain in a virtual machine creates lots of overhead.

  4. Re:Intersting tidbit by dzfoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you mean that, while in the process of simulating human intellect, the simulator itself becomes self-aware? Then what if the simulacrum becomes aware of the simulator? Would it create a metaphysical singularity, or just blow the stack?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

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  5. Re:How about the converse by maxume · · Score: 4, Funny

    If there was only some other way that you could store information in a mechanical system for (perhaps automatic) retrieval and display at a later date.

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  6. Re:Interesting, but... by sabernet · · Score: 4, Funny

    The former doesn't start smelling funny when you leave it on the lab counter overnight.

  7. Interesting question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you work in management?

  8. already done by blackfrancis75 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hi, BrainChip here - just logging on to let you know I do exist. Cheers, - BrainChip.

  9. Re:It's your birthday... by AP31R0N · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they look like Sean Young, i welcome them too.

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  10. Re:Can We Build a Human Brain Into a Microchip? by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stop crushing our scifi nerd pipe dreams, you bastard!

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  11. Re:Interesting, but... by robot_love · · Score: 4, Funny

    Emulating brain on x86 - ?

    Priceless?

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  12. Re:How about the converse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My anniversary is the day before April Fool's Day. Also not a coincidence.

  13. Re:There. Fixed that for you. by Xaedalus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Assuming I survive the nuke, it would be rather interesting to have a Cylon jock poop on my face. Will it be carbon-based poop, or silicone-based poop? And if it's silicone-based... will it smell bad and be soft? Or will I be hit with the equivalent of a brick to the face? And will it look like Tricia Helfer, or will it be your standard tin-clad Cylon jock-trooper taking a squat over my face?

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  14. Just think by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just think what might happen if Apple got the patent on these suckers and brought them to market as the personal implant - the IThink?

    Imagine waking up morning and Ithinking "I'd like to fall in love today", so you make a mental link to the App Store and download "Love" for £1.95. On your way to work, you spot someone that takes your fancy, so you make a quick connection and download Flirt for a further £2. Things go well: Entertain £2, ShowYouCare £3.30, Intimate £10. A while passes and you're happily married (or have both downloaded LiveInSin-Noshame), so Broody is added to the bill.

    What a wonderful life..well, if you download 'Harmony'

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  15. Re:Undue Credit to Kurzweil by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 4, Funny

    In fact, implementation would be trivial.

    10 PRINT "What?"
    20 PRINT "I don't understand"
    30 PRINT "Where's the tea?"
    40 GOTO 10

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  16. Re:Interesting, but... by mcmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Emulating brain on x86 - ?

    Priceless?

    Profit!

  17. Re:Interesting, but... by uberjoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Creating an actual human brain with all the support equipment necessary is pretty easy in the bedroom too.

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  18. Re:Do they need to map the entire brain by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 3, Funny

    There are people who use 100% of their neurons simultaneously on a daily basis.

    We call them epileptics.

  19. Re:Interesting, but... by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

    The former doesn't start smelling funny when you leave it on the lab counter overnight.

    "My dog doesn't smell!"

    "You gave him a bath?"

    "No, I cut off his nose!"

  20. Re:There. Fixed that for you. by truckaxle · · Score: 2, Funny

    This got me wondering if silicon based females have carbon implants.

  21. Re:Undue Credit to Kurzweil by LateArthurDent · · Score: 2, Funny

    In fact, implementation would be trivial.

    10 PRINT "What?" 20 PRINT "I don't understand" 30 PRINT "Where's the tea?" 40 GOTO 10

    What?