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First Internet-Connected Pacemaker Goes Live

The Register is reporting that a New York woman has become the first person to have her pacemaker wirelessly connected to the internet for full-time monitoring. "The device contains a radio transmitter which connects to receiving equipment in New Yorker Carol Kasyjanski's home, using a very low-power signal around 400MHz, to report on the condition of her heart. Any problems are instantly reported to the doctor, and regular checkups can be done by remotely interrogating the home-based equipment — the pacemaker itself doesn't have an IP address, fun as that would be."

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  1. Good thing there's no IP by sadness203 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder what a DDoS would do to it ...

    1. Re:Good thing there's no IP by sdo1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      >I wonder what a DDoS would do to it ...

      Blue face of death?

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    2. Re:Good thing there's no IP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Brings a whole new meaning to Ping of Death.

  2. I hope that's a one way connection by basementman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Otherwise that lady is going to be in for quite the surprise when the pacemaker starts looking at youporn.

  3. Yes, but... by Haxzaw · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it run Linux?

    1. Re:Yes, but... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, but it does run Netbsd.

      Has Netcraft confirmed that the patient is dying?

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    2. Re:Yes, but... by von_rick · · Score: 4, Funny

      lib-pacemaker conflicts with lib-aorta and lib-left-ventricle.

      ... Dependencies not met.

      ... Stopping process /etc/heart.d

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  4. It's gonna be bad.... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that Slashdot knows about it, it's only a matter of time before someone starts trying to hack these things. Countdown: Someone here installs Linux and runs a NES emulator on his own pacemaker in 3....2....

  5. dead by HerrBohm · · Score: 4, Funny

    ping pacemaker
    4 packets transmitted, 0 received, 100% packet loss, time 3609ms

    meaning she is gone...

  6. Here's an idea by ExE122 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not just tap it into Twitter and utilize an existing system that's stable, easily accessible, and highly availabile? Not to mention you could keep your friends in the loop!

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    1. Re:Here's an idea by powerlord · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know ... I mean ... what could possibly go wrong with connecting a pacemaker to Twitter and a live internet connection?

      ...
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:30:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:31:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:32:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:33:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:34:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:35:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:32:21: Incoming update detected ...
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:35:21: Switching to Mambo beat!!!!
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:35:31: I'm regulating my p0wned!!1!! heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:36:31: I'm regulating my p0wned!!1!! heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:36:21: Incoming update detected ...
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:37:31: I'm regulating my p0wned!!1!! heart. ANONYMOUS RULES!!!
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:37:41: Incoming update detected ...
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:38:33: I'm regulating my p0wned!!1!! heart. Marry me J-LO!
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:38:35: Incoming update detected ...
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:39:21: I'm regulating my p0wned!!1!! heart. BEWARE THE LIDS OF MARCH!
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:39:31: Cardiac arrest detected ... initiating EMS protocol.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:39:31: Incoming update detected ... ...

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  7. If it can access the internet... by Sumbius · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...then the next step is to see what a little overclocking would do to it...

  8. Re:no IP address? by roseblood · · Score: 5, Funny

    Recipient of said device breathes a sigh of relief when he discovers his heart won't be slashdotted.

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  9. I for one welcome my ..... by hachete · · Score: 4, Funny

    .... Aaargghh

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