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First Internet-Connected Pacemaker Goes Live

The Register is reporting that a New York woman has become the first person to have her pacemaker wirelessly connected to the internet for full-time monitoring. "The device contains a radio transmitter which connects to receiving equipment in New Yorker Carol Kasyjanski's home, using a very low-power signal around 400MHz, to report on the condition of her heart. Any problems are instantly reported to the doctor, and regular checkups can be done by remotely interrogating the home-based equipment — the pacemaker itself doesn't have an IP address, fun as that would be."

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  1. Good thing there's no IP by sadness203 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder what a DDoS would do to it ...

    1. Re:Good thing there's no IP by sdo1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      >I wonder what a DDoS would do to it ...

      Blue face of death?

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    2. Re:Good thing there's no IP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Brings a whole new meaning to Ping of Death.

    3. Re:Good thing there's no IP by davester666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does it have a web site? Is there a web page with a button you need to push to make the guys heart beat?

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    4. Re:Good thing there's no IP by von_rick · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. It comes with a 3 day trial subscription. Then you have to upgrade to premium membership to keep it beating.

      Tech support calls are usually routed to organ donor hotline.

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  2. I hope that's a one way connection by basementman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Otherwise that lady is going to be in for quite the surprise when the pacemaker starts looking at youporn.

    1. Re:I hope that's a one way connection by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or starts downloading child porn. If cats can do it...

    2. Re:I hope that's a one way connection by vlm · · Score: 2, Funny

      I got the lolcat caption all ready here, but what picture for the background?

      I can haz cheezburgers. Eat lotz and lotz of greezy cheezeburgers for years and years. Then I needz uh internet connected pacemakerz.

      Sorry for the lolcat, but I had to do it.

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  3. Yes, but... by Haxzaw · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it run Linux?

    1. Re:Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does it run Linux?

      It does. When she sleeps, it downloads updates and reboots when she takes a shit.

      On rare occasions when there's a kernel panic, she'll stop and and stand still while her eyes glaze over until the system reboots.

      They switched to Linux when the windows version kept crashing and killing folks: the blue person of death. When the device moved to Vista, they had to open some folks up to add more memory.

      Some folks have Apple pacemakers with defibrillators. Many wanted one or another but Apple being Apple, only sold that one device. The there was the MacPacemaker Pro. It was Titanium and looked great. Some folks even had a transparent cover for their heart so others could see their Apple pacemaker. Insurance won't pay for an Apple pacemaker because the Linux one works just as well.

    2. Re:Yes, but... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, but it does run Netbsd.

      Has Netcraft confirmed that the patient is dying?

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    3. Re:Yes, but... by von_rick · · Score: 4, Funny

      lib-pacemaker conflicts with lib-aorta and lib-left-ventricle.

      ... Dependencies not met.

      ... Stopping process /etc/heart.d

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  4. Freudian slip? by Pulse_Instance · · Score: 3, Funny

    If the patent is rapidly losing consciousness

    I wonder if that was intentional or not?

  5. It's gonna be bad.... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that Slashdot knows about it, it's only a matter of time before someone starts trying to hack these things. Countdown: Someone here installs Linux and runs a NES emulator on his own pacemaker in 3....2....

  6. Brave New World: Get an Internet Pace Maker by HydraSwitch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Would you want one with an IP address?
    Not me, thank you.

  7. Side note by muyla · · Score: 2, Funny

    On a side note, the pacemaker owner was recomended not to play multimedia content from youtube in his equipment so the battery lasts longer.

  8. dead by HerrBohm · · Score: 4, Funny

    ping pacemaker
    4 packets transmitted, 0 received, 100% packet loss, time 3609ms

    meaning she is gone...

  9. Here's an idea by ExE122 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not just tap it into Twitter and utilize an existing system that's stable, easily accessible, and highly availabile? Not to mention you could keep your friends in the loop!

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    1. Re:Here's an idea by powerlord · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know ... I mean ... what could possibly go wrong with connecting a pacemaker to Twitter and a live internet connection?

      ...
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:30:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:31:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:32:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:33:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:34:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:35:21: I'm regulating my heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:32:21: Incoming update detected ...
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:35:21: Switching to Mambo beat!!!!
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:35:31: I'm regulating my p0wned!!1!! heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:36:31: I'm regulating my p0wned!!1!! heart.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:36:21: Incoming update detected ...
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:37:31: I'm regulating my p0wned!!1!! heart. ANONYMOUS RULES!!!
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:37:41: Incoming update detected ...
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:38:33: I'm regulating my p0wned!!1!! heart. Marry me J-LO!
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:38:35: Incoming update detected ...
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:39:21: I'm regulating my p0wned!!1!! heart. BEWARE THE LIDS OF MARCH!
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:39:31: Cardiac arrest detected ... initiating EMS protocol.
      1stP4ce 2009-Aug-08 11:39:31: Incoming update detected ... ...

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  10. If it can access the internet... by Sumbius · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...then the next step is to see what a little overclocking would do to it...

  11. regular checkups? by ksheff · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's assuming that someone sets up a scheduler to actually do these checkups. When my Dad has his pacemaker put in, he was supposed to go back to the hospital every few months to have the data the device was collecting downloaded and the battery checked. He had it for at least a year or two and it was never checked. Someone at the hospital forgot to enter it into a database. He had a checkup with his cardiologist during that time too and the doctor never asked about it.

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    1. Re:regular checkups? by ksheff · · Score: 2, Informative

      Now, when our generation gets to "a certain age" (which I'm closer to than y'all, having passed 40)... maybe we'll be more willing to crowdsource our heart rhythm.

      as another member of the "over 40" group, I'd have to say "No" to that idea.

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  12. There must be something I'm missing by dachshund · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is by no means the first "wirelessly-monitored" pacemaker. Pacemakers and ICDs have been linked to home monitoring equipment for several years, and that equipment routinely communicates with a central monitoring station (usually via a modem).

    Now, if the pacemaker itself was doing the communicating directly (say over any Wifi or cellular network) that would be pretty amazing. But they point out that the pacemaker doesn't have an IP address, and it's only communicating with equipment in the patient's home. That sounds a lot like existing technology, except perhaps that the final link (home monitoring device -> monitoring station) is being performed via IP rather than a phone line. That's nice, but certainly not very exciting. And why does it require a whole new pacemaker to make this upgrade?

    Clearly there's something to this article that I'm not seeing...

  13. Re:no IP address? by roseblood · · Score: 5, Funny

    Recipient of said device breathes a sigh of relief when he discovers his heart won't be slashdotted.

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  14. Re:no IP address? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2, Informative

    It doesn't have a receiver anyway. It's just a radio transmitter.

  15. Really changes the definition of DoS... by davidbrit2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Denial of Systolic attack?

  16. 4chan by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thousands of 4channers suddenly stop what they were doing and in unison spit out, 'WHAT just got connected to the Internet?' as smiles spreads across their faces. ... maybe this isn't such a good idea...

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  17. "Fatal error" jokes aside... by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 5, Informative

    As someone fitted with a pacemaker of late, having means to often update the doc with performance data would be nice - if not downright life-saving.

    With current technology, I have to go in for my "tuneup" every six months. It does involve a wireless interface, and there is an impressive amount of data dumped. A great many parameters can be changed with ease by a trained technician. When we determined that my natural resting heartrate was under 60bpm, reprogramming that to a minimum of 50bpm was trivial.

    Transmitting ongoing data to the doc would be convenient, making it easy to email "hey, something funny happened today, please look into it" without having to wait until a scheduled appointment involving a not-always-available technician. Being able to transmit critical event as they occur is also very desirable - duh; my Medical Alert necklace may direct medics to call my cardiologist, who would be much more effective if he already had incident data.

    Of course the real problem is remote control. Informing the doc of ongoing/critical data is one thing; allowing access to make remote updates is a different issue. Making the unit such that remote changes are impossible is, of course, possible. However, if ANY change will be made to such a critical device, then it should be done IN A DOCTOR'S OFFICE. One of my diagnostic routines is dropping my heart rate to 40bpm - harmless if done right, lethal if screwed up.

    Of course the real concern to most /. readers is the LOLFAIL headline. "Hey, watch out for a DDOS on your pacemaker! Ha ha ha!" Nothing wins a lot of reads like a headline making some technical advancement sound really dumb. Funny how so many readers of a high-tech news source treat high-tech advancements like Luddites.

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    1. Re:"Fatal error" jokes aside... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When something impressive comes along, most /. readers are simply quick to point out vulnerabilities, that's all.

      Like you said, Remote logging of activity - incredibly useful, right?

      Remote control, for example, is simply one of the largest hazards.

      It doesn't have an IP address - because its just broadcasting, but that could mean it has an SSID on that particular wave - which means that perhaps anyone can access the data. Is it encrypted? Does it contain personal information?

      The internet itself isn't a secure place, and wireless makes it less secure from a physical standpoint, so its just easy for people to line up jokes about things going wrong: It's in an enviroment where it's possible and likely.

    2. Re:"Fatal error" jokes aside... by martas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nothing wins a lot of reads like a headline making some technical advancement sound really dumb. Funny how so many readers of a high-tech news source treat high-tech advancements like Luddites.

      have you ever read /. before? that's pretty much what we do here. that and welcoming various overlords.

  18. Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of These by AP31R0N · · Score: 2, Funny

    serving as a timing belt.

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  19. No IP Yet ... But Next Version Who Knows? by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 3, Informative

    Article indicates the pacemaker doesn't have an IP address, and only connects via 402-405 MHz radio link.

    However, it's nearly inevitable that a later version of it and/or those of another pacemaker manufacturer will have its own IP.

    Those with access to a large bot net could easily scan for pacemaker software and then target all or, more likely, a specific person(s) to remotely sabotage their pacemaker, possibly resulting in death...

    Most killers won't go to such extremes, since there are numerous easier, less traceable ways of killing. But for people in prison, remote killing has its appeal ... in particular, to target judges and prosecutors, who, due to age / stress along with access to top quality medical care, often have pacemakers.

    To digress somewhat, there are already numerous horror stories of people's on-line medical records getting mixed up / corrupted due to identity theives who seek care under someone elses name - and to make matters worse, ID victims generally do NOT have the right to see that extraneous data nor have it removed. So I'm highly skeptical of the security of on-line medical devices when even on-line medical records aren't as secure as they should be.

    Ron

  20. I for one welcome my ..... by hachete · · Score: 4, Funny

    .... Aaargghh

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  21. I just tried to browse it... by FellowConspirator · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I think the server crashed, just dead links.

  22. We don't need an IP, we are /. ! by burni · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doesn't matter just try out some of the 2^32 minus reserved addresses

    all /.ers Christian Name starting with an "A" take the 0.5*2^30 upper addresses and ...

    Thank good they haven't postet the IP on /.

    I suppose you don't even need a computer network of brainless bots to DDOS a computer,
    slashdot + us the faster than light clicking slashdot-crauts would fullfill the task, twice as good as any botnet can do,

    btw. "Police: Man blamed child porn on cat"

    haha next time he can blame his hacked pacemaker for doing so, it will also be very complicated to confiscate this evidence.

    and here it comes the DomainName for the Pacemaker

    http://pacemaker.chicagohope.md/

  23. Aside from all the jokes by east+coast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this is great.

    It brings me to my own situation: I recently got a CPAP machine with a smartcard for data storage. Unfortunately the card reader is about 130 dollars online and it requires a proprietary software. If my MD wants to see the data he needs for me to remove the card and send it in.

    Wouldn't it be great to have these kinds of home devices just "phone it in"? Real data that my MD can look over at his discretion as well as having a copy of it available to me for my own edification. It could be set up to red flag certain data that, because it could be detected as it happens, could prevent minor issues from becoming major issues. This is the kind of technology that is cheap to employ, automated systems could look for abnormalities and could lead to saving lives as well as curbing the cost of health care by making sure that small issues don't become major issues.

    More and more people are doing home monitoring of medical conditions without being able to make sense of all the data. This is a great resource and one I can agree to using stimulus money for to take to the next level.

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  24. I can just see it now. by nimbius · · Score: 2, Funny

    sysadmin dad: son, your grandmother is getting old and she wont be around much longer. you should cherish the times you have with her

    son: how do you know?
    sysadmin dad: i caught her throwing warnings to syslog when i was checking logwatches for the toilet and the fridge today. plus her cacti trend for ping time and load looks horrible.
    son: will grandma go to heaven?
    sysadmin dad: depends, I didnt an asset tag on her so chances are the property disposal authorization wont go through and she'll just sit on the shipping receiving dock forever.
    son: so shes going to be a ghost??
    sysadmin dad: worse, people dont leave empties on you when your a ghost.

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  25. The next step: Heartbeat pop up ads! by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Click the kidney, win an iPhone!