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Man Accuses Cat of Downloading Child Porn

Posted by samzenpus on from the when-pets-go-bad dept.

bruce_the_loon writes "They have blamed viruses. They have blamed neighbors. They have accused police of planting it. In rare cases, they have admitted downloading it. This is the first time someone has accused a cat of downloading child porn onto their computer. This seems like a defense almost too stupid to be made up."

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  1. I Sympathise with the Cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't we all want to see 12 year old pussy every once in a while?

  2. This happens a lot by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    You shouldn't let your cat surf the web unattended. Without proper supervision, they will start downloading kitty porn to your hard drive.

    1. Re:This happens a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Especially if your cat is a purrvert.

  3. lol cat by ExE122 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can haz blame?

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  4. Re:i think you mean by Etrias · · Score: 5, Funny

    oh hai! I am on ur puter, downlodings ur pr0n.

  5. Chris Hansen should interview the cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He'll get to the bottom of this.

      "You walk in here on all fours naked making strange noises and rubbing against my leg..who knows what would have happened if I hadn't been here"

  6. Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Note to self -- get a cat.

  7. Re:Idle? by daremonai · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't - it was my cat who clicked on this!

  8. Uh oh... by bughunter · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have over 1 Quadrillion pornographic images on my computer.

    Yes, I'm a Petaphile.

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