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Scientists Learn To Fabricate DNA Evidence

Hugh Pickens writes "The NY Times reports that it is possible to fabricate blood and saliva samples containing DNA from a person other than the donor, and even to construct a sample of DNA to match someone's profile without obtaining any tissue from that person — if you have access to their DNA profile in a database. This undermines the credibility of what has been considered the gold standard of proof in criminal cases. 'You can just engineer a crime scene,' said Dan Frumkin, lead author of the paper. 'Any biology undergraduate could perform this.' The scientists fabricated DNA samples in two ways. One requires a real, if tiny, DNA sample, perhaps from a strand of hair or a drinking cup. They amplified the tiny sample into a large quantity of DNA using a standard technique called whole genome amplification. The other technique relies on DNA profiles, stored in law enforcement databases as a series of numbers and letters corresponding to variations at 13 spots in a person's genome. The scientists cloned tiny DNA snippets representing the common variants at each spot, creating a library of such snippets. To prepare a phony DNA sample matching any profile, they just mixed the proper snippets together. Tania Simoncelli, science adviser to the American Civil Liberties Union, says the findings were worrisome. 'DNA is a lot easier to plant at a crime scene than fingerprints,' says Simoncelli. 'We're creating a criminal justice system that is increasingly relying on this technology.'"

256 comments

  1. And I'll be the first to say: by rekenner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, fuck.

    1. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Careful with that, you might leave an incriminating DNA sample.

    2. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Fluffeh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yuppers, reading that just spoiled my afternoon. Thanks Slashdot for letting me know YET AGAIN that the PTB (Powers That Be) have yet again let me down and failed to stand/live up to my expectations.

      Well, fuck.

      Totally agree. Well, fuck.

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    3. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

      This doesn't change much, it's still much easier for "them" to frame you by drugging you and leaving you at the scene of a murder, then anonymously tipping the authorities off. Just like they did to OJ to try to prevent another "Naked Gun" from being made.

      ("They" may be completely evil, but you can't fault their sense of humor.)

    4. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      in yo momma!

    5. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful with that, you might leave an incriminating DNA sample.

      Holy shit, maybe that means that OJ Simpson didn't do it after all!

    6. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by SerpentMage · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually it is worse than that!

      Here is why...

      With a fingerprint we have always had doubt because it could be planted.

      But with technology and DNA we are 100% sure! Well you get the idea, right? We trust technology so much that common sense goes out the window and hence if the beeping gadget on the floor says true, well then it must be true!

      This has always worried me...

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    7. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OHSHI-

    8. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, here in Germany, the police has searched quite some time for the "phantom of Heilbronn" - a women which apparently was involved with a lot of otherwise unrelated crimes at very different places. Well, after several years it turned out that the DNA was not from someone involved in the crime, but from someone involved in fabricating the cotton buds used to take the DNA probes.

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    9. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 1

      I agree, but it was only question of time. If you're (as human race) researching cloning it's logical that dna replication will be discovered along the way.
      It's like when tv was invented it was logical and very foreseeable that color tv's will exist at some point in time.

      Then again this will make crime series interesting again.
      CSI writers rejoice.

    10. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes...we have doubt about fingerprints NOW, but at a point in time people were 100% certain in fingerprint evidence. This a very logical procession of events. There will be nothing that will ever be 100% reliable.

      That's called progress.

    11. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by inviolet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, fuck.

      I'm alarmed too. But this news is not entirely awful. It just means that DNA is no longer quite so useful in proving that a person is guilty. It is still perfectly useful in the much more important task of proving not guilty.

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    12. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Actually it just means it comes down to the integrity of the people involved for the most part. And as for planting dna evidence at a crime scene well damn you don't need much access to the person you are trying to frame in order to get enough DNA anyway.

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    13. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by eclectro · · Score: 1

      rekenner: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?

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    14. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Gubbe · · Score: 1

      Gesundheit!

    15. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by silanea · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually it just means it comes down to the integrity of the people involved for the most part. [...]

      Therefore the "Well, fuck.".

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    16. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by pato101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, insightful, I agree. However, let me point that people are supposed to be not-guilty until demonstrated otherwise. Of course, in practice, having non-guilty evidences is very important.

    17. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Kokuyo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The important question is, how many innocents have been framed?

      I've always been sceptical about DNA proof. Not because I knew that samples could be manipulated like this but the unwavering belief that DNA traces at a crime sceen were indicative of involvement.

      Take this example: A man kills a woman. You happen upon the scene just as the murderer has left. The victim is in her death throes. Now I don't know about you people, but my first instinct would be to try and help. To do so, I'd have to get close and touch her. Now imagine her clawing at me. She is dying, after all.

      Now police finds you with a dead woman, your DNA under her fingernails, the knife used is lying mere feet away from you without any fingerprints or DNA traces.

      How do you talk your way out of this one? Nobody could prove that you were the murderer, but there are some damning clues there, wouldn't you say? That's what scares me about 'foolproof' CSI methods. For each one I could think of a scenario that would incriminate the wrong person. What I missed with DNA was a certain scepticism. People went "His DNA was on her? Well, he must be guilty then..."

    18. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Yeah on one hand you take away what was once very good evidence (in states/countries with the death penalty it would be nice to be sure the sentenced person actually did it =x ) and on the other hand the government loses some power over the people. I honestly don't know if that is good or bad :/

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    19. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Nialin · · Score: 1

      Well, fuck.

      My thoughts exactly!

    20. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Yetihehe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Alibi for perfect crime: get a job in cotton bud factory.

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    21. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      It just means that DNA is no longer quite so useful in proving that a person is guilty. It is still perfectly useful in the much more important task of proving not guilty.

      Huh? The principle is that you ONLY have to prove someone guilty. They're supposed to be innocent by default.

    22. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Insightful

      However complicated this may be it still means that the chain of evidence is important.

      And if a case rests only on DNA it's never a strong case because we all leave traces of ourselves all the time. The best DNA can do is to exclude you from a location, because if your DNA is nowhere to be found it's likely that you weren't there (or weren't wearing those pesky gloves).

      It is of course possible to frame someone by planting their faked DNA somewhere, but on the other hand there are other methods to do that too. A tazer and a syringe will allow you to get a good sample.

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    23. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Z00L00K · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Another better case is the twin paradox - or just cases where you have a small population with a lot of inbreeding.

      In cases like these you may have to make sure that you get a better match than usual to point out or exclude someone.

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    24. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't forget bullet matching which I'm sure there are plenty of poor bastards rotting in jail RIGHT NOW because some FBI guy got on the stand with a nice 3 piece suit and said "This test tells us with 100% certainty that the bullet found in the victim was from the box of ammo found in the suspects home".

      That is why I hope this story about DNA gets plastered all over the news. Juries just love any kind of gadget that takes out the guesswork and lets them just not think. And anyone who has had dealings with the cops for any length of time knows that crooked cops and prosecutors that care more about using cases as a stepping stone to higher office instead of justice aren't exactly rare. cases should be built on a preponderance of the evidence, not on some magic tech that solves the case instantly, which is what DNA has been, like bullet matching and fingerprints before it.

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    25. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gesundheit!

      ist besser als krankheit.

    26. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by LordKronos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      you ONLY have to prove someone guilty

      No, that's not true. You START with the presumption of innocence. However, as the trial proceeds, the prosecution piles on more and more evidence. At some point during the trial, there may be enough evidence for the jury to remove all reasonable doubt from their mind and conclude that you did indeed commit the crime you are charged with. At this point in the trial, you are now guilty in their mind, and if you do nothing more, they will find you guilty. On the other hand, you can introduce evidence which creates reasonable doubt...or even better, proves your innocence.

      So, while it is not necessary to prove the defendant innocent, it is necessary to defend him/her against evidence which would otherwise suggest guilt. You know the old saying...the best defense is a good offense.

    27. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by arndawg · · Score: 0

      It just means that DNA is no longer quite so useful in proving that a person is guilty. It is still perfectly useful in the much more important task of proving not guilty.

      Huh? The principle is that you ONLY have to prove someone guilty. They're supposed to be innocent by default.

    28. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      How so ? Person A and B are suspected, both have the ability to produce fake DNA evidences and they hate each other. DNA from person A is found on a crime scene, what do you deduce ?

      It is still possible with this method to find no DNA from the culprit and many from the framed innocent.

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    29. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

      But this news is not entirely awful. It just means that DNA is no longer quite so useful in proving that a person is guilty. It is still perfectly useful in the much more important task of proving not guilty.

      Is it? Not finding your DNA at a crime scene does not prove that you have not been there.

    30. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by zx75 · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make sense.
      1) In most situations (any that I can think of) you can't prove someone is not guilty simply because you cannot find a DNA sample from them at the crime scene.
      2) Now with the possibility of fabricating DNA evidence and planting it at the scene, you can't prove someone is not guilty due to DNA evidence being found from a different person.

      Please explain how you can prove someone is not guilty via DNA evidence either prior to, or after this discovery.

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    31. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Girl is raped by one person according to her account. Semen sample is taken, shown to be person A. Person B had been arrested since they fit the description of Person A. Person B has been proven not guilty by almost reasonable definition.

    32. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by fredjh · · Score: 1

      Kind of like the Fugitive...

      However, I also want to point out that, fictional movies and television aside, cops actually usually want to catch the correct criminal.

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    33. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Nutria · · Score: 1

      YET AGAIN that the PTB (Powers That Be) have yet again let me down and failed to stand/live up to my expectations.

      I'd be less worried about underfunded, overworked police than I would be by the criminal who wants to frame someone else. It would make a good episode of L&O:CI...

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    34. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem is that DNA evidence has been showing problems for a while now. This is just the latest/greatest problem with it. It has been relied upon by law enforcement for a long time to "prove" something that law enforcement has known to not be true.

      Several states (Arizona for one) did searches against the FBI's national DNA database and found several "matches" from different people. By match I mean that those each of those different people could have been convicted in a trial where the original DNA was found and used at trial based on the, at that time, current standard to prove that the DNA was effectively unique to that individual.

      The FBI threatened to cut these states off from it's DNA database if they continued to look for these types of matches. The FBI then quietly "raised" the number of matching snippets required to be considered a definitive match. The article references 13 genomes, at one point only 7 or 9 was considered enough for a "guaranteed match".

    35. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't disagree with the sentiment, but they are still wildly biased illogical meat sacks (we all are).

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    36. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's usually the cops who do the framing. An example is right here in Springfield, where two cops were caught planting cocaine. Details of that one from the Illinois Times:
      Springfield's worst nightmare
      Man who beat cocaine rap sues the city; whistleblower's case survives
      City's legal bills for ex-cops' defense expected to soar
      LEGAL BILLS MOUNTING

      Our cartoon city is, of course, paying for the crooked cops' defense. The news that DNA evidence can be fabricated is frightening; they need to go back to fingerprints. Of course, if you want to frame someone, cocaine is a lot easier to plant than DNA.

    37. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or in the factory that makes the detectors...

      Side Note: I wonder how hard it would be to insert underhanded or backdoor code into the software of these DNA analysis machines that, when matching with ~90% (or less) of your own DNA, they completely change the input in a predictable way. At least with fingerprints we can visually compare, how are we going to check DNA manually.

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    38. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does Hoshi Sato have to do with that?

    39. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Omniscient+Lurker · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've always wondered what if you answer no you don't understand? Do they have to keep trying to explain them?

    40. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by timeOday · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thanks Slashdot for letting me know YET AGAIN that the PTB (Powers That Be) have yet again let me down and failed to stand/live up to my expectations.

      Whom are you talking about? Given advances in bioengineering this was inevitable, sooner or later.

      I've seen some awfully realistic-looking faked videos lately, too. Technology giveth, technology taketh away.

    41. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Omniscient+Lurker · · Score: 1

      And then they get a real sample of your DNA and the machine changes it so it matches the crime scene sample.

    42. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or stealing a comb or hairbrush. Or a toothbrush. Or bouncing someone off of the curb because you "accidentally" knocked them down (and helping them clean up afterward).

      Tazer weapons leave telltale burns on the skin from the current discharge - if you tried that they could reasonably make the case that someone stunned them and show the burns as evidence.

    43. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by cheshiremoe · · Score: 1

      Why would go to the trouble or risk of confrontation when its far easier to go through there trash/recycling for an empty bottle?

    44. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by russotto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't need a contrived example like yours. Prosecutors will make, and juries will believe, arguments based on DNA even when the supposed killer was married to the victim. How many times, on the news or on a show like Dateline (which interviews real prosecutors) have you seen a prosecutor claim, as if it was meaningful, "we found the suspect's DNA at the crime scene" when the crime scene was the house or car that the suspect and victim shared?

      Anything that makes DNA look more fallible in the eyes of juries is a good thing.

    45. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't matter. With shit on TV like CSI and Law & Order that wraps up a case in 47 minutes and treats DNA evidence/fingerprints like the holy grail, the average American is trained to think that DNA/fingerprints = 100% guilty.

    46. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Trailer+Park+Boy · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if I leave a DNA sample, they can just make one.

    47. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you considered that most jurors would see DNA as a smoking gun, regardless of most offered alibis, contradictory testimony, or exculpating evidence. That is the real danger...

    48. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      The fundamental problem isn't with DNA, or fingerprints, or any kind of evidence in and of itself. The problem is that you're looking at whether a jury does or doesn't have "reasonable doubt", and that doubt is entirely dependent on the common sense and critical thinking skills of the individual jurors. IMO, shows like "CSI" have effectively tampered with thousands of juries because a lot of those jurors don't have the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality, and will say "DNA is always proof of guilt 'cuz I saw it on TV!" instead of actually sifting through the possibilities like the one you've outlined.

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    49. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Informative

      In most cases, they don't even have to say it in the first place. It's just a formality from a case where someone who actually didn't know their rights was railroaded. A good thorough law enforcement agent will read them as a matter of avoiding a technicality that could jeopardize evidence gained by your interview. In some jurisdictions, it's an automatic as a matter of policy.

      However, if they do read it, and you do claim not to understand it, they can just place a public defender beside you during questioning and he can advise you on when to and when not to and how to answer. Outside of that, they should limit their questioning to what wasn't already known from outside entities (witnesses, evidence at the scene and so on). They do not have to limit the questioning to that though, it just means a possible challenge to anything gained that may or may not invalidate that portion of the evidence. The test would be a judge with some professional help determining if you actually did understand it or not. Very few people will not actually understand it unless the cops actually treat you like you do not have the rights as was the case in Miranda which lends it's name.

    50. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That does not sound like framing. That sounds like cops lying to get a search warrant for an actual bad guy. Big difference. Or did the guy not have a half-kilo of cocaine in his apartment?

    51. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Well, catch A criminal. If it happens to be THE criminal, even better.

    52. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I think it's a good thing. DNA is no longer a slam-dunk, the police are forced to actually prove the case through multiple angles. Any time there's a single piece of evidence that convicts someone, it's troubling.

    53. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      and what if the public defender says he doesn't understand.. hmm?

    54. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I created a fictional story when in college in the 90's where the protagonist sought revenge on a cop by framing him with murder. This was around the time of the OJ trial and DNA was all over the TV because of the trial. The cliff notes version went something like this.

      The villian watched the officer and learned his personal habbits, then while on vacation, he broke into his home and stole hair from a comb/brush and sacked it into a plastic bag. He then waited for the flue season and rooted through the trash looking for used tissues and so on. On the night of the murder, he arranged to be driving on the cops patrol route and to get pulled over for a traffic violation near the end of his shift. He had the murder victim in the car so the cop would run her name and license like they normally do in my area. This is where the fun starts, the woman was taken to a remote location, shot and raped using a condom, then hair from the officer was placed around her with close attention to a few strands placed under the fingernails. A couple tissues were dropped close by and the car had tires of the same make and model as the cop's cruiser as well as spares that were switched off to match his personal car. This was an attempt to place both the cruiser and personal vehicle of the cops at the scene.

      That same night, while the officer was sleeping, drops of LSD was placed around the rim of his travel mug so he would have a half ass trip and act goofy. Boxes were made to discharge blank gunshot rounds placed near a curb at locations he frequented like the donuts shop and the stores he stopped in for coffee refills. He would hear the gun shots (precisely the same amount as the girl got shot with) then a new dose of the LSD on the coffee rim. After a couple of days of this, the women would most likely be reported missing, the protagonist would have reported an anonymous tip to a news agency that the body was at a certain place and when the cops found her dead, he would be arrested. Now here is where the plan falls into place, when they ask where she was because he was the last person seen with her (the traffic incident), the protagonist insists that the cop said she had a warrant for her arrest and took her with him. She was some random bar whore he picked up so he didn't care enough to worry about her being in jail.

      The detectives investigating the murder finds the hairs, the tissues, link the DNA to the cop, then take a look at his erratic behavior (caused by the LSD and the fake gunshots), find the tire tracks in the soft grass area close to where the body was dumped that match both the cruiser's and the cops personal vehicle's tires (more then one trip), and then arrest the cop with what pretty much seems like a slam dunk case because of the DNA evidence.

      OF course my story had a twist in the ending, the cop was sentenced to life in prison and killed by an inmate but the villain ended up turning to drugs and while high one night, mentions to someone who was talking ill about the officer in question what he had done. It turned out to be the girls younger brother who violently and painfully killed him with his own hands.

    55. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      But this news is not entirely awful. It just means that DNA is no longer quite so useful in proving that a person is guilty. It is still perfectly useful in the much more important task of proving not guilty.

      Juries are generally more inclined to trust the government to start with, so, if DNA evidence could be fake, its not unreasonable to expect that juries will give weight to that fact more often when the evidence is exculpatory than when it is inculpatory, retaining (despite reliability concerns) its role in proving people guilty, while moderating its role in producing not guilty verdicts.

      Sure, given the "beyond a reasonable doubt" standard, that's not the way things should work, but many things in the real world don't work the way they should.

    56. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      What we really need is a very public, very evident example of a person fabricating DNA evidence. Even better if it's from someone in law enforcement.

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    57. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The public defender doesn't need to say he understands or not, he just needs to advise the person when the questions are asked. If the guy is incompetent, and truly doesn't understand, then chances are any information gained from him will be erroneous and or misleading. If charges are filed against him, the public defender's notion of his incompetence will become evidence.

      Or are you think that the Public defender can just say he (the public defender himself) doesn't understand the rights either? In that case, he will lose his law license and likely cause an action to be brought against him (lawsuit). A lawyer is duty bound to know the laws and rights a person possesses. That's why you see specialty lawyers refusing cases outside their specialty. IF a PD doesn't know his client's basic rights, he doesn't deserve to be on the bar in the first place.

    58. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Okay, the gunshots and the LSD part of your story are idiotic.

      In fact, most intelligent people try to overcomplicate crimes. Using LSD requires you to buy LSD, and LSD is easily testable. Gee, it sure is suspicious that someone is drugging a cop just as he kills someone.

      Likewise the gunshots. You think the cops sent to investigate that wouldn't look at suspicious boxes? You think others would not hear the gunshots? I mean, if every day, at ten o'clock, everyone hears a gunshot in a certain area, the obvious reason isn't going to be 'The cop there is crazy'.

      The easiest way to frame someone for murder is to a) pick someone with a motive for them to murder, and you don't b) have a good alibi faked up for yourself, and c) commit the murder almost in front of them and have them walk up not two minutes later, d) steal the murder weapon from them beforehand.

      a) Is isn't that hard, especially as motives for murders are often sorta silly.

      b) is hard, but do-able, especially with another person or two. With two people, you can have one person really be there, and the second person, who stays mostly in shadows, 'be' the murderer and pay for things with his credit card, responds to that person's name, and carries his cell, at some movie theatre or something. So the alibi is 'I was out with my friend all night, paid for stuff with my credit card, didn't see anyone I knew'.

      c) is easy...use their house. The trick is to do it when they can't prove they weren't there, but won't be there. Or, alternately, tie the person up, have a damn good escape route, and murder them the second the fall-guy drives up. (And don't forget, people being tied up have marks, ergo, you'll need to leave them tied up long enough for the fall-guy to have tied them up early.)

      d) as for d), A tire iron is a good weapon...people will not notice that gone, but it's handy enough that people could plausibly grab it. Of course, if you're murdering someone in their house, just use some handy item. And then wash it off and put it back, if you have time.

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    59. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by guruevi · · Score: 1

      You sir, have never been in court have you. First of all, they bring you in with an orange jumpsuit and chains, the jury already subconsciously condemned you to a lower position since YOU are in jail and THEY are not. Then they start incriminating you with a bunch of 'evidence' like DNA evidence, bullet matching, unrelated accounts of your credit or criminal history and a story to make it all fit. Especially if a cop or another uniformed person is involved as a witness (even if they aren't an eyewitness, they sometimes can witness on your past conduct), they get their gala-uniform out with the shiniest brass/gold. Of course they are not supposed to lie according to the prevailing societies standards. And wait until they hear that you are or were affiliated with some kind of religious or ideological group or organization (even if it's unrelated to the crime).

      The jury self is just a 'random' set of people (not necessarily your peers) just large enough to become a sheepish group with an average IQ of 85.
      Hopefully you can afford your own attorney since the fresh out of college one they assign to you isn't going to help you very much.

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    60. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LSD isn't detectable 'easily', nor does it remain detectable for long. At least, not without a LP. Also, since I just countered one of your points, I'll point out that LSD's potency would be diminished to a nigh nothing if left on the rim of someones coffee mug and not ingested immediately. Just sayin'.

    61. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The absence of DNA is generally not useful in any way, but finding someone else's DNA under the fingernails of the murdered girl is quite often useful in proving someone's innocence, or at least establishing substantial doubt. The child of the rape victim turning out not to be yours can be similarly useful. And so on. DNA can quite often prove innocence by strongly suggesting that someone else was involved, thus making a case of mistaken identity seem like the most plausible explanation.

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    62. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by cpu_fusion · · Score: 1

      cases should be built on a preponderance of the evidence

      Actually, and I'm sure you meant to say it, that's "Beyond a reasonable doubt" ... a much higher standard than the preponderance of evidence standard. (Criminal vs. civil.)

      The main problem here is that juries are being asked to make findings of fact for which they arguably have no qualifications to make. Questions of science belong with scientists, not laypeople, and so juries are forced to rely on a battle of expert witnesses. As you point out, the 3 piece suit, authority, and style of an expert can be decisive, even when the evidence itself is hardly "beyond a reasonable doubt."

    63. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      First, it was just a fictional story but it isn't too hard to fathom something like that happening in real life. This was without designer DNA which would make it overly simple to accomplish.

      In fact, most intelligent people try to overcomplicate crimes. Using LSD requires you to buy LSD, and LSD is easily testable. Gee, it sure is suspicious that someone is drugging a cop just as he kills someone.

      LSD isn't easily detectable but even if it was, it would damage the cops credability. They aren't going to say "how was he tricked into taking it", they are going to say, he was out of his mind when he did it. Besides, you can substitute anything for the LSD, the point was to make him act differently in an obviously noticeable way. When the cops behavior changes, then other things that you would never expect from him become more believable.

      Likewise the gunshots. You think the cops sent to investigate that wouldn't look at suspicious boxes? You think others would not hear the gunshots? I mean, if every day, at ten o'clock, everyone hears a gunshot in a certain area, the obvious reason isn't going to be 'The cop there is crazy'.

      The idea would be to make them appear to be a block or two away while being loud enough for him to here. Then when he looks in the area and the other cops ask people doing normal things if they heard gun shots, the answer would be no. If it went right, they would have over looked the boxes entirely because it wouldn't have been the area of concern for them. The idea here is to make it look like he was replaying the night he shot the girl in his head out of a guilt trip sort of like in the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe. This was explained in the long version but again, it shows how manipulation of someone's actions can make unbelievable things believable by them.

      The easiest way to frame someone for murder is to a) pick someone with a motive for them to murder, and you don't b) have a good alibi faked up for yourself, and c) commit the murder almost in front of them and have them walk up not two minutes later, d) steal the murder weapon from them beforehand.

      In the story, the motive to frame the cop was revenge because he harassed and roughed him up during a normal traffic stop in which he asked the cop if you could just write the ticket, he was almost late for work in which the cop then took his time, order a drug dog to show up and basically help him there for two hours causing him to lose his job. The story wasn't about trying to frame someone, it was about trying to frame a certain person for payback. As for the alibi, well that sort of takes care of itself when you accuse the cop of taking the girl. It also puts you in a position to point to the cop as the killer which was needed for everything to come together.

      Now I will admit, I was young when I wrote it, there probably are a bunch of problems and it isn't the perfect crime. But the concept and conflict was by design. You brought up some things that probably would have made it easier but who would believe that a cop who walked up on a murder actually killed the person when nothing else in his life indicates that he would have. The entire idea besides payback was to make people appear to see something was wrong with the officer so his history of of being a law abiding citizen couldn't be trusted.

      As for the rest of your post. I see your point. However, most of that has already been hashed out in various movies and other books. I needed originality. The point of sharing it is that since the inception of DNA being used as a smoking gun, people have thought of ways to use it to frame people. It's just like taking their gun a week before the shooting or their golf club and bashing someone's head in. Except it's a lot harder to claim you DNA was stolen the day before the murder happened. With this article, that just got a lot easier. Now imagine the cop having th

    64. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is still perfectly useful in the much more important task of proving not guilty.

      guilty until proven innocent? Right...

    65. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Actual LSD is unlikely to even be obtainable in non-blotter-paper form. It'd be hard to buy it as a liquid from anywhere but the lab that made it. It might be possible to throw the blotter paper in his drink, if it's something like coffee, but I have no idea what would happen to the LSD then.

      And I didn't say it was detectable, I said it was 'testable', by which I mean it is fairly obvious when someone is on a frickin LSD trip, (It's unlikely he'd even make it to his car to hear these gunshots.) and if people show up with those symptoms, they will get drug tested.

      So what would actually happen is that the cop shows up, drinks his drink, goes wacko or at least stares at things, other police get called in, they quickly determine he's actually been drugged, they test both him and his food, and find traces of LSD.

      Possibly he manages to make it to the street to hear the gunshots, but at that point he's not going to be in any shape to call the police, and if he is, he certainly couldn't give a coherent account of 'how many gunshots' he heard, and he'd still be drug tested and the LSD would be discovered.

      Even if the LSD isn't discovered in the drug test, he still has obviously been drugged with some hallucinogen. It's not some 'Oh, he's acting crazy' theory. People on LSD do not act 'slight weird' like they're having some sort of guilty conscious, they act like flippin loons who are hallucinating colors and staring at walls and can barely speak. Two seconds of talking to them gives them away.

      And thus, because of the 'cleverness' of drugging the guy, when they eventually track down the girl and tie him to her, they're now looking at a guy who was drugged, in public, with LSD, the very next day for no discernible reason, and the case is going to look a hell of a lot more suspicious.

      I'm not sure what drugs would make someone act erratic and sound paranoid and/or stressed, but LSD is not them. Cocaine would eventually do that, but it would take a long time. On the plus side, being a cocaine addict would damage credibility to start with, and explain violence in someone not previously violent, as opposed to someone who obviously got drugged with LSD in public.

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    66. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by LordKronos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You sir, have never been in court have you.

      LOL. You couldn't have picked a better time to make that assumption, since I served on a jury less than a week ago.

      In our case it was pretty clear cut that the defendant was guilty based on the evidence. After hearing the testimony, I think we were all reasonably convinced. Yet, we took nearly an hour to come to a verdict. A number of the jurors wanted to look at the evidence, to see for themselves that the testimony seemed accurate, and whether what was testified about could reasonably be possible. We went over each element that defines the crime, to be sure we were in agreement that it was met. For one part, we discussed what the law meant exactly to see if the condition was satisfied. We asked the judge if she could provide further clarification on the law. In short, we did not just simply convict...we had a nice little discussion to see if we could come up with any way that reasonable doubt could be satisfied for any individual element.

      It was actually a very interesting experience. I went in not expecting others to be very analytical about the process. In fact, my expectations weren't too far off from what you suggest, but I was wrong. I was pleasantly surprised by the character of the people I served with.

      As far as everyone else involved, the prosecutor could not have been more professional, and the same for the handful of cops that testified in the case. At least based on my experience, your cynicism is highly misplaced.

    67. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      LSD isn't easily detectable but even if it was, it would damage the cops credability. They aren't going to say "how was he tricked into taking it", they are going to say, he was out of his mind when he did it. Besides, you can substitute anything for the LSD, the point was to make him act differently in an obviously noticeable way. When the cops behavior changes, then other things that you would never expect from him become more believable.

      For future reference, people on LSD do not act 'differently'. They act like loons who are obviously hallucinating. Someone who'd been dosed with LSD in a cafe would probably not even be able to make it out the door. The police would be called, he'd be determined to be drugged, and they'd drug test him, and the food he was served.

      You want them to act weird, give them PCP or something. Hallucinating is not 'acting different', it is 'either drugged or has suddenly caught schizophrenia'. Stress and extreme guilt, outside of Poe stories, does not actually result in hallucinations. You might be able to convince people that hallucinating gunshots was brought on by stress, but not hallucinating dancing giraffes.

      As for the alibi, well that sort of takes care of itself when you accuse the cop of taking the girl.

      It's still not a very good plan. First of all, cop cars have cameras, and GPSs, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this was before that.

      More important, cops often, well, do things. What if he gets called somewhere right after pulling you over, and clearly doesn't have anyone in the car? Yes, you can assert she was in the trunk, but they will actually test the trunk, and discover she was not. (Lack of DNA from someone in the cab is reasonable. Lack of DNS from someone tied in a trunk, not really.)

      What you did is make it literally where either you or the cop did the crime, and that means if he has any sort of alibi, you're busted.

      And I don't think you have a very good acoustic premise with your fake gunshots. First of all, if you're firing actual bullets, they will, indeed, be loud, even inside a box. Secondly, other people will hear them.

      Third, to attempt to make sure they don't, you're going to have to rig a radio control, which means you actually have to be there, which means when someone else does hear the gunshots, and the police actually start investigating, someone will have noticed you, and hey, isn't that the guy who claims that cop took the girl?

      Like I said, this is exactly the sort of 'clever' criminal action that always backfires. It is not a good idea to make the criminal be either you or someone else, even if you're attempting to frame the someone else.

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    68. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Zencyde · · Score: 1

      Well played, sir.

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    69. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      And how many cops do you think have the education level of a biology undergrad AND have access to, and the specific knowledge to use the required lab equipment?

      I'm not saying it's impossible that a framing by cops could occur, it's just highly unlikely. It would probably require a whole corrupt police department that also has a lab on the premises.

    70. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      There's a huge difference between bullet matching and DNA testing: bullet matching is complete bullshit. The FBI never had scientific evidence to prove it was an effective technique. DNA does actually work with the appropriate caveats (non-contaminated crime scenes, proper handling of evidence, etc.).

      It's true there's no magic bullet for evidence, but I wouldn't use bullet matching to support your argument.

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    71. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      One important think to keep in mind is this: the cops CAN legally lie to you. They can say things like "We found your (fingerprints / DNA / firearm / teddy bear) at the scene of the crime. Would you care to explain how it got there?" even though they didn't find any such thing. They can lie to you about what's going to happen to you. They can tell you that some criminal is out to kill you and the only way you'll survive is if you turn "state's evidence". They can tell you practically anything they want if they think it will make you talk. In almost every case, even when you're totally innocent, then best policy is to remain silent. They will twist your words and use them out of context in court, and if they can "catch you" in an even partially untrue statement (even as they intentionally misinterpret in out of context) they'll use that as evidence of guilt.

    72. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      That's what always got me about Sherlock Holmes. He'd look at the evidence and conclude that a specific series of events MUST have occurred. I always thought "Gee, you've got a limited imagination. It could have been this or that instead."

    73. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Feyshtey · · Score: 2, Informative
      Wrong.

      They can tell you that some criminal is out to kill you and the only way you'll survive is if you turn "state's evidence". They can tell you practically anything they want if they think it will make you talk.

      They can lie to you. That's true. They can tell you that they found evidence implicating you. They could say they have a witness.

      Misleading you to believe that you're caught is one thing. Presenting a situation in which you might confess to something you didn't do out of a fear for your safety is another entirely. That's coercion, its patently illegal, and any judge that's remotely capable would throw it out.

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    74. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      For future reference, people on LSD do not act 'differently'. They act like loons who are obviously hallucinating. Someone who'd been dosed with LSD in a cafe would probably not even be able to make it out the door. The police would be called, he'd be determined to be drugged, and they'd drug test him, and the food he was served.

      As I said before, it was just a short "fictional" story written for a class in the mid 90's. BTW, I have done LSD before and it isn't as you say. Not all doses of LSD will produce hallucinations. You get a speeder rush, and then sometimes some trails from smaller hits. Rarely have I went into a full blown trip but there has been times were I could see no defining lines, just colors. It also takes about 20-30 minutes after dosing for it to kick in so he would be out the door and driving by the time anything happened.

      You want them to act weird, give them PCP or something. Hallucinating is not 'acting different', it is 'either drugged or has suddenly caught schizophrenia'. Stress and extreme guilt, outside of Poe stories, does not actually result in hallucinations. You might be able to convince people that hallucinating gunshots was brought on by stress, but not hallucinating dancing giraffes.

      Ok, PCP then. It was the point i was attempting to get at. Whatever makes it work. Like I said before, it's just a fictional story I wrote 10-15 years ago. I'm not demanding that fiction is reality.

      It's still not a very good plan. First of all, cop cars have cameras, and GPSs, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this was before that.

      Not all cop cars have them, but remember, this was back in the mid 1990's, even less had them back then.

      More important, cops often, well, do things. What if he gets called somewhere right after pulling you over, and clearly doesn't have anyone in the car? Yes, you can assert she was in the trunk, but they will actually test the trunk, and discover she was not. (Lack of DNA from someone in the cab is reasonable. Lack of DNS from someone tied in a trunk, not really.)

      That's sort of a risk that needs to be taken. It's why it was at the end of his shift- to minimize it. Anyways, you seem pretty good in analyzing it, why don't you correct the mistakes, update the thing for modern times and see if you can make something of it. I don't mind. Perhaps you can make a book or script and sell it or something.

      What you did is make it literally where either you or the cop did the crime, and that means if he has any sort of alibi, you're busted.

      That's kind of why you stalk his habits. if he goes shopping them home on saturday after his shift, there will be an hour or so when he isn't with anyone. You don't need a large window for the first encounter.

      And I don't think you have a very good acoustic premise with your fake gunshots. First of all, if you're firing actual bullets, they will, indeed, be loud, even inside a box. Secondly, other people will hear them.

      I was thinking of replacing the lead with wax and paper to retain the "pop" without the damage and with some batting to muffle the sound a bit. The box would provide somewhat of an echo making it appear to have bunched off of walls of buildings as if it came from an alley the next street over. It's probaby not possible but well within the real of belief Hollywood asks us to experience.

      Third, to attempt to make sure they don't, you're going to have to rig a radio control, which means you actually have to be there, which means when someone else does hear the gunshots, and the police actually start investigating, someone will have noticed you, and hey, isn't that the guy who claims that cop took the girl?

      There is that possibil

    75. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget bullet matching which I'm sure there are plenty of poor bastards rotting in jail RIGHT NOW because some FBI guy got on the stand with a nice 3 piece suit and said "This test tells us with 100% certainty that the bullet found in the victim was from the box of ammo found in the suspects home".

      That is why I hope this story about DNA gets plastered all over the news. Juries just love any kind of gadget that takes out the guesswork and lets them just not think. And anyone who has had dealings with the cops for any length of time knows that crooked cops and prosecutors that care more about using cases as a stepping stone to higher office instead of justice aren't exactly rare. cases should be built on a preponderance of the evidence, not on some magic tech that solves the case instantly, which is what DNA has been, like bullet matching and fingerprints before it.

      its not a problem with juries per say. of course, that statement is such a reach ill just figure you have no idea what youre talking about. the problem is with expert witnesses. to be able to call to the stand someone who takes that guess work for you with years of experience that you just have to trust they arent biased while they are getting paid for their services. especially when both sides will have conflicting expert witnesses. dna, fingerprints, bullet matching et al should be used for the investigative process only. prosecutors using expert witnesses is just another way of taking advantage of the magic of science. it doesnt matter if people in the jury are intelligent or not. even if you are the most intelligent person on the planet you cant absorb 15 years of dna or fingerprinting science in 2 weeks.

    76. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      If this is the case then they will need to expand the test to include the whole genome and place more burden on other evidence and motive. This is wonderful news as it is a crippling blow to biometrics.

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    77. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      At least based on my experience, your cynicism is highly misplaced.

      Uhh... you might find it interesting to realise that you're in a potentially biased position, being the ones who did the convicting and all. You could think everything went swell, that all the evidence stacked up, that you were very fair, etc., whilst the guy is sits in prison wondering what the hell just happened to the system he believed in and funded for years. I'm not saying that's what happened, but don't be so sure of yourself. The system is highly flawed at best, and quite often downright corrupt.

      Fact is... if he didn't actually admit to the crime, you'll never know for sure, no matter what the evidence says. Hell, even if he DID admit it, he could be lying for any number of reasons.

    78. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by sjames · · Score: 1

      DNA has never been proof beyond reasonable doubt except as exclusionary evidence. That little fact has been ignored for over a decade. It probably won't change.

      Even if it absolutely could not be faked and absolutely could not be planted, all it can ever show is that you were there at some point in time that may or may not coincide with the crime or that you were likely never there.

      It might work out OK if the various crime labs ACTUALLY worked like on CSI, but most seem to just bumble through. A tech at the FBI crime lab even admitted that they VOTE on ambiguous results.

    79. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with a story about someone doing that.

      I was just pointing out that, when people actually attempt complicated plans like that in real life, such plans almost always end up failing horribly, especially when you do something as silly as making the two possible suspects be 'yourself and some other guy', one of you who has to be the murderer.

      The safest thing to do, what has always been the safest thing to do, is to simply fail to appear on the suspect list at all, or to be so far down it that your faked alibi isn't investigated too much.

      Which, if you're willing to kill a random person to frame someone else, is absurdly easy to do. You find simply find someone the guy you're framing dislikes, and that you 'have never heard of'.

      And then a tiny amount of framing works. You can even skip the complicated thing I suggested, which was probably me being too 'intelligent' and overcomplicated things. Wait until the fall guy is at work, take the person to their house, kill them there, clean up the mess as good as you can, and hide the body in the woods somewhere it will be discovered after enough time has elapsed that the time of death is vague enough he could have done it.

      If you have to break into his house, be very clever and make it look like a struggle happened there, and make off with weird stuff like his DVD player but not his laptop, so later, it looks like he actually invented this break-in to cover up the fight he had murdering someone. If you're really lucky, they'll discover minute amounts of blood when he reports the break-in, heh. Or, hehe, leave their fingerprints on something.

      When you hide the body, include out some tiny clue to aim them at your fall guy, whereupon they will get a search warrant for his house and find the blood traces you 'missed', both on the floor and on the weapon you carefully cleaned and put back.

      If all this fails horribly and they discover some hole in the plotting, at least they aren't instantly looking at you. They'll, first and foremost, be looking for other enemies of the victims, because most people aren't sociopathic enough to kill some random innocent person to frame someone they hate. (They will, instead, simply kill the person they hate.)

      Oh, and, of course, if you're planning on doing this, for the love of Pete, clean out your browser cache after you read this, and then wipe the free space on your hard drive. ;)

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    80. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bullet matching only catches the dumbest of criminals. metal file to the inside of the barrel = mismatched ballistics

    81. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fail at reading comprehension. The bullet matching being refered to was matching a bullet at a crime scene to bullets found in a suspects possession, totally different to matching the markings made on a bullet by the barrel of a gun.

      I do wonder if what you suggest would even be completely effective, it may be noticeable that you altered the barrel of a gun with a file, which is at the very least suspicious.

    82. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I did not make that assumption. I have been in court before more than once for things I did or did not do. As you said: you went over the evidence that was presented but the System (let's call it that, the collection of government, judicial and police agencies) collects the evidence and bases their case on what the System says. There is no place for alternative thinking or for a third party to collect evidence or at least monitor/audit the evidence collection. Placing 'evidence' has been done before and probably has seen to many unrightfully convicted ones and in my case the prosecution often doesn't mention or doesn't even collect certain evidence that would be against their case (instead you have to have other proof or let an (pay-out-of-pocket) third party collect the evidence (if still available). Unless you have a very expensive lawyer you won't get out of it even if you're innocent.

      One of the simplest cases: speeding tickets. The cop holds (or has mounted) a device that collects 'evidence' that an object seems to be moving at a certain speed by calculating the time it takes between two 'pings'. If another object (it might be as small as a bird or as large as a car trying to pass you or changing lanes) it will give a wrong reading. Even if the cop does it correctly, you still have to adjust for the angle, timing errors in the device etc. Then he reads it from a screen, he pulls you over and writes you a ticket based on what he read. If the cop is misreading (eg. dyslexic) or the sun reflection makes it seem a digit is lit up or whatever the case he will still write you a ticket for that. There is no printout or log that the device has. The only evidence against you is what the cop thinks he saw at that particular moment and it will usually be held up in court especially in smaller or rural areas where it pays the judge (who is also a business owner) and the road repairs in that town (easier access to the business). In New York State it's actually worse in bigger cities since they don't have traffic court or judges anymore and instead have some pencil pushers approve the tickets and write out the fines. Even a lawyer can hardly get anything against it.

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    83. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      judge that's remotely capable would throw it out.

      That's a big assumption, I hope you realize?

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    84. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Cannabinoid antagonists and typical anti-psychotics have the effects you are looking for.

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    85. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Actually, PCP would actually have him acting schizo, since dissociative anesthetics are used for clinical modeling of schizophrenia. It would either cause that, or make him phase out, in both cases, weird, but not in a useful way.

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    86. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yea, I don't know. The point of drugging him wasn't to make him look like he was on drugs but to create a difference in his actions that seem out of the normal. It would have to be a small difference, something he wouldn't necessarily notice but make him sort of clumsy or anxious to other onlookers. The idea is to get people to wonder if something was wrong with him so when he's accused of murder a couple days later, they go "oh, that's why he was acting weird"

      Whatever the drug, it would pretty much need to be non-obvious to others and maybe slightly more obvious to the cop.

    87. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 1

      I've seen some awfully realistic-looking faked videos

      I'm sorry, I just wasn't fooled. Perhaps thinking beforehand it was fake? Or quite possibly because I play too many physics games and understand that it was moving too fast. Or perhaps there's that unexplainable uncanny valley that we have.

      Back in the day (2000?) when CGI was coming out for movies, people thought it was pretty real. Then after watching some more recent ones, and going back it looks incredibly fake to people.

      From a technical point of view, it will just be one of those tug of wars where we will find better ways of looking at DNA/replicating it.

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    88. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Feyshtey · · Score: 1

      There's no assumption in it.

      According to The Columbia Encyclopedia, coercion in the context of law is described as : "...the unlawful act of compelling a person to do, or to abstain from doing, something by depriving him of the exercise of his free will, particularly by use or threat of physical or moral force. "

      Fabricating a situation in which a person believes they will die if they don't confess is coercion by even the most simple-minded person's definition. Inherently, if the judge is at all 'capable' of applying the law, (s)he would have no choice but to exclude any confessions gained through coercive means.

      I can't honestly see how you can find any assumption there. It's pretty black and white. If you meant to suggest that there are incompetent judges out there, sure, I buy that. But that's why I deliberately suggested that a remotely -capable- judge wouldn't stand for it.

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    89. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      I did not make that assumption

      I'm sorry. I must have been mistaken when the FIRST SENTENCE of your post was "You sir, have never been in court have you."

      As for your stuff about a 3rd party to oversee it
      1) I wouldn't want to think about it being a private entity (blackwater comes to mind)
      2) The police are already overseen by the internal affairs department, as well as other, external, higher level agencies (I just read an article a few days ago about New Orleans police office being raided by the FBI).
      3) In a specific circumstance, the FBI may take over the job and collect evidence at the scene. But in general, a lot of people of the scene can make it much easier to contaminate evidence.

      Regarding the speeding ticket, I can name a number of things wrong with your paragraph, including
      1) Cops generally give you the opportunity to see numbers on the radar gun if you would like.
      2) There are logs kept, and you can subpeona both those logs and the maintenance logs for the device.
      3) You appear very confused about some of the mechanics of using a radar gun. For instance...you need to adjust for timing errors in the unit? Huh? And adjust for angle? Perhaps you need to think about the geometry of a triangle and mathematics a bit, but you should eventually realize that the distance he measures give a lower bound on speed. If anything, you may be moving a bit faster than the radar measure, but they can't (and don't) take that into account.

    90. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If you actually read those stories you linked, youll see that its not saying the cops planted the cocaine they found, but rather that the field tests were either incorrect or fabricated. There IS a difference, you know--one is an innocent person being framed, and another is a possibly guilty person having their rights violated.

    91. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The assumption was the "remotely capable" part.

    92. Re:And I'll be the first to say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DNA is a simple sequence os A T G C nucleotides one after another. Having allowed our DNA profiles to be stores in different Data Bases allows whoever looks at them to replicate them without a problem, with the right equipment. If you convict people based on DNA samples... that will be really a good mean for whoever wants to get rid off somebody without major problems. America is the leading country in the world and whatever they do... later on is replicates in many other countries. In Europe we do not have a death penalty installed in our system but, to put on jail people without being guilty, we do too.

  2. I guess by LucidBeast · · Score: 3, Funny

    they have to rewrite next season of CSI because of this

    1. Re:I guess by pyrrhonist · · Score: 5, Funny
      Looks like the writers just...
      puts on sunglasses
      ...soiled their genes.

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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    2. Re:I guess by dontmakemethink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not until hotshot defense lawyers figure out the best ways to exploit the issue in a real context.

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      Nothing could beat complete denial
      - Emily Haines
    3. Re:I guess by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

      What does Howard Dean have to do with this?

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    4. Re:I guess by triplepoint217 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, a well written CSI episode on this could be rather valuable for public education. If they made the important ramifications clear: DNA evidence can still exonerate, DNA evidence is still useful but you should consider that it has been planted, especially if it conflicts with other evidence, and therefore take it with a grain of a salt, and there are probably other ones, IANAFS (I Am Not A Forensic Scientist).

    5. Re:I guess by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?

      Pull down its genes.

    6. Re:I guess by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Looks like the writers just...

      puts on sunglasses ...soiled their genes.

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

      Obligatory (especially if you have no idea what the parent poster is talking about).

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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    7. Re:I guess by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Like that's ever going to happen! A well written CSI episode?!?

      Maybe I should just whip up a VB GUI to write good episodes for them...

    8. Re:I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a well written csi episode?...why don't we just ask for practical nuclear fusion and world peace while we're at it?

  3. If you have enemies... by tacarat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What sort of budget do they have to have to do this to you? How much will that go down in the next 5, 10 and 20 years? Hmm...

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    "Common sense will be the death of us all"
    1. Re:If you have enemies... by meerling · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You'd be surprised how much of this stuff can be done on the cheap if you know what you're doing.

      I'm surprised it's taken this long for someone to do this stunt when you consider it's been some time since they've created a synthetic duplicate of the genomes in a microbe. (In theory, they could have recreated any microbe they had the complete genome stored for, more or less.) It's only a small conceptual step from doing that stuff to faking DNA evidence.

      Oh well, guess we know what surprise twist CSI will have next season.

    2. Re:If you have enemies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a biochemistry grad student, I'd figure I'd need a month or so and could do it for less than $10,000 in materials not including a bit of a practice/training.

      Materials - it costs about $0.15/base for small DNA strands, or $1/base for longer (>150 base) if you order from one of many companies. Enzymes run ~$100/enzyme good for about 50 reactions. You'd need about 5 or 6 critical enzymes. The PCR machine could be had for $500, or you could go old school with water baths and a timer. I bet I could get decent results with about $5-10,000 (not including labor, which would take a bit of time).
      ï

      Once you've created a library of the 'snippets' it would be almost trivial to clone up large mixed populations with the right signatures. (Trivial meaning less than a week, and a few hundred dollars).

      As for price going down in the future - VERY fast. The tools to make/reshape DNA are still a bit arcane but have recently become both flexible and robust. There is an entire sector of private companies devoted to making DNA encoding & manipulation easier, faster and cheaper. Ordering 10,000-base strand now costs $1/base, but I would bet it pushes $0.10 within 5 years. Building it up from smaller (~100-bases) sequences is currently a bit of an art, but is not 'hard'. I would bet that that process will become much less arcane and therefore much more automated/programmable within the next 10 years to make that a matter of days of robot incubation rather than a month of grad-student labor.

    3. Re:If you have enemies... by tacarat · · Score: 1

      "This episode of CSI has been rated Classified by the NSA. Please standby for the commercials at their regularly scheduled times. Viewers are advised to wait quietly, unmarked black vans are on their way".

      --
      "Common sense will be the death of us all"
    4. Re:If you have enemies... by will_die · · Score: 1

      Everything is just a matter of time. After all Watson, Crick, Wilkins and Franklin got, or should of gotten, Nobel prizes for extracting DNA. Now you can do that at home.
      The problem for this would be getting access to a database with the info, so it would probably be easier to punch the person in the nose to get a blood sample and duplicate the DNA from that.

    5. Re:If you have enemies... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Couldn't the defense though just demand that they test something else? Like mitochondrial DNA? It might be slower but if your conviction hangs in the balance then they could splurge on proving it wasn't your DNA. You might come up as a false positive as a suspect but then actually be cleared anyway.

      That being said, just because your DNA was present doesn't mean you commited the crime. Especially in a murder trial. After all they could also obain your blood through other means and just directly plant real hair and blood probably easier than manufacturing blood. A little social engineering is probably easier than genetic engineering.

    6. Re:If you have enemies... by dintech · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh dear. I can just imagine it on Craigslist:

      NEW PACKAGE for 2009! Contract hit + framing of your choice! Just $15,000!

    7. Re:If you have enemies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The problem for this would be getting access to a database with the info, so it would probably be easier to punch the person in the nose to get a blood sample and duplicate the DNA from that.

      No not really. There are enough private investigators you can hire, with ties to law enforcement. For exmaple, there are a few investigators around here that used to work for various secret agencies. They now cater to large companies. They use their still exiting ties to investigate their targets if their client is paying enough.

      The bigger and more often used DNA databases get, the easier it is going to be to access them. How hard is it to get the car owner from a license plate?

    8. Re:If you have enemies... by duguk · · Score: 1

      I bet I could get decent results with about $5-10,000

      I can afford $5!!

      That's a widely ranged price there...

    9. Re:If you have enemies... by cfa22 · · Score: 1

      Could you easily methylate the DNA you synthesized? The originators of the study conducted it to show that their methylation assay potentially adds confidence to the authenticity of DNA evidence, as in it shows whether the DNA is from an human (methylated) or from a laboratory (non-methylated).

    10. Re:If you have enemies... by orangesquid · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_methylation makes it sound, to me, that it's probably do-able in a lab (very difficultly), or perhaps we can just get a way to bioengineer a strain of micro-organism to methylate certain areas and sequences as appropriate. Or, perhaps we can use enzymes in human cells that induce the appropriate methylation and find a way to make the enzymes function in vitro.

      Either way, the methylation assay they've developed may be useful for now, but probably don't be for long.

      Disclaimer: IANA-{genetic-engineer/biologist/biochemist}.

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      --TheOrangeSquid Is it any wonder things seem so awry? We swim in a sea of confusion and don't have to think to survive
    11. Re:If you have enemies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Nobel prizes for extracting DNA...

      wrong

    12. Re:If you have enemies... by RDW · · Score: 2, Interesting

      'Everything is just a matter of time. After all Watson, Crick, Wilkins and Franklin got, or should of gotten, Nobel prizes for extracting DNA. Now you can do that at home.'

      Not quite! DNA was a 19th century discovery:

      http://www.bizgraphic.ch/miescherian/html/the_man_who_dicovered_dna.html

      '"Who discovered DNA ?" "Watson and Crick, of course !" most students will answer. However, DNA was isolated, analyzed and recognized as a unique macromolecule in 1869 by Friedrich Miescher, an eminent physiological chemist from Basel, Switzerland.'

      The Nobel prize, of course, was for the discovery of the _structure_ of DNA. Speaking of Watson, we can now frame him for any crime using his publicly available complete genome sequence:

      http://jimwatsonsequence.cshl.edu/

    13. Re:If you have enemies... by RDW · · Score: 1
    14. Re:If you have enemies... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The really scary one to me is the possibility of mastermind criminals framing prior criminals whose DNA is on file. Imagine a bio-hacker pedophile who framed people on those handy state lists, leading the authorities directly to the very people they suspect most in the first place.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    15. Re:If you have enemies... by AmaranthineNight · · Score: 1

      Somebody register craigs-hitlist.com

    16. Re:If you have enemies... by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even though DNA evidence can be faked, I don't see any easy way to introduce it into a crime scene. If Alice decides to rob Bob's safe and fix the blame on Charles, would she go in with a plant mister loaded with l'eau du faux Charles and spray it all over Bob's office? I don't think that's going to work.

      I think that any use of faux DNA evidence is going to have to be associated with cellular material from the person who is being framed, since the presence of DNA fragments independent of skin cells, hair follicles, blood cells, etc is going to look very much out of place to the forensics technicians. And if Alice has acquired enough samples from Charles to make the fake-Charley-water believable, why doesn't she just plant that? What value does the l'eau du faux Charles add?

      Existing good police technique makes fake DNA a non-issue.

      --
      Will
    17. Re:If you have enemies... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      I think that any use of faux DNA evidence is going to have to be associated with cellular material from the person who is being framed, since the presence of DNA fragments independent of skin cells, hair follicles, blood cells, etc is going to look very much out of place to the forensics technicians.
      ...
      Existing good police technique makes fake DNA a non-issue.

      RTFA.
      I can take a hair of yours and multiply the DNA.
      Then draw some of my blood, centrifuge out the white blood cells and insert your DNA.

      Now I have a sample of your blood to smear around the crime scene of my choosing.

      --
      [Fuck Beta]
      o0t!
    18. Re:If you have enemies... by Will.Woodhull · · Score: 1

      Have RTFA.

      What you propose might make a good CSI episode. Or not.

      --
      Will
    19. Re:If you have enemies... by Ouka · · Score: 1

      I (a geneticist) have to disagree. What you say is true for PCR as it is performed now, but a number of existing and rather routine quality control tests could be added to whatever law enforcement protocol is to circumvent this rather crude attempt to dupe the system. You may be able to make a library, but you would have to do so in a YAC, BAC or plasmid (Yeast Artificial Chromosome, Bacterial Artificial Chromosome, and, well, plasmid). Such structures are detectable and discoverable. Even if you performed mini-preps and purified out only the human segments your end sequences would be restriction enzyme cuts -- also discoverable via annealment and/or sequencing properties. That and your end solution would be purified DNA in the absence of other human (or any!) DNA. You'd have to replicate the rest of the human genome sans the SRS sites that would otherwise be amplified to perform identification. Possible but not exactly trivial, especially if needing to do everything in the right relative quantities. Your planted sample would also need to have other genetic markers of your target â" example should the individual have blue eyes and brown hair, and you planted genomic DNA that called for brown eyes & hair, your sample would be exposed. Or say something more esoteric, like your target having a gene that predisposes them to a certain type of heart disease when your sample did not. Next, you would need a human tissue sample -- blood, hair, semen, etc that has similarly been stripped of otherwise identifiable sequences. Absolutely non-trivial. Otherwise the lack of human cell-surface markers would be a pretty tell-tale sign that the sample was artificial, and if you used an unmodified source you would get a duplexed result. Finally, single-cell PCR is now possible. In the lab we can isolate a single cell in a media bath and perform PCR on it. So in order to fool this sort of analysis you are going to have to perform transgenic modification on a cell culture to get your SRS library transfected into a living cell in the right quantity. Not only that but if with FISH analysis you would also have to get each SRS inserted into the correct chromosome and in the correct orientation, without leaving otherwise tell-tail signs of manipulation. That would be a really tricky bit of work. No, I think it would be a heck of a lot easier to try and obtain a living sample of the targetâ(TM)s cells, preferably something like a hair follicle, maybe get some epithelial cells from a discarded cup or some such. Trick would be to get that sample into a cell growth media quickly enough to rescue any still-living cells and then culture them. Of course then you have to again deal with purity issues â" a lot of the chemicals used in cell culturing would also be detectable even in trace amounts. Cell morphology for cells grown in culture tends to differ than that of naturally grown cells, etc. Overall this would be akin to planting a fingerprint from a discarded bit of trash, only a heck of a lot more complicated. So yes, you could attempt to trick the system, and it may even work. But any number of assays that currently exist could be used to quickly identify any such attempt this sort of fraud. Besides which, DNA evidence is currently classed as circumstantial evidence not direct, and cannot typically be used to convict on itâ(TM)s own merit. You still need to pair with the Big Three (means, motive, opportunity) as well as a preponderance of other bits of circumstantial or direct evidence.

    20. Re:If you have enemies... by Ouka · · Score: 1

      hmm, sorry. not sure why the carriage returns were not applied. They were there in the original text....

    21. Re:If you have enemies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did it for a lot less... brought a perkin elmer on ebay for $199,

      Also you can bypass the PCR machine by just having three pots of water on your stove set at the different temps (denature, annealling, elongation)

      Then order the FBi CODIS primers and made my own solution a couple of years ago. and yes, i collect all my enemies DNA... brouhahahaha

      www.dnaidentiguard.com has one of my protocol for all you DIYnut, it actually works with any DNA as long as you use the right primers with a very low annealing temperature. Did it with extracted strawberry DNA, collected DNA from friends, and sent the DNA samples to a ABBA credit lab.

      Hillarity ensued when the lab tech called and had no freaking clue what was going on.

  4. Or to phrase it properly... by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Company selling test to detect whether this has happened shows off a tech demonstration of why their product is necessary.

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    1. Re:Or to phrase it properly... by wanax · · Score: 1

      or, where the fuck are my lawyers? or to put into relevance for the rich dipshit that most likely first gets away first..are mine methylated or not? given the issue that the same line of DNA research is really promising (see fakery) there will be a window to turn this into law enforcement's best approach, and then it will fail like all the others.. when are we going to remember rational policy?

    2. Re:Or to phrase it properly... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Damn, I thought you were joking. Then I read TFA and saw that you were right. Dude - you're psychic!

    3. Re:Or to phrase it properly... by Swampash · · Score: 1

      Or, to phrase it more efficiently, "kdawson".

    4. Re:Or to phrase it properly... by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Damn, I thought you were joking. Then I read TFA and saw that you were right. Dude - you're psychic!

      Either that or he read the TFA. Knowing slashdot, I have to agree though: he's psychic.

      --
      Therefore, by the (faulty) logic you're using, you're just a cow with a keyboard - osu-neko (2604)
    5. Re:Or to phrase it properly... by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      And so? What's the problem? They have an interest in selling their test and have demonstrated that what it detects is possible and can be detected with the test. It's called proof of concept.

    6. Re:Or to phrase it properly... by maxume · · Score: 1

      You have simply repeated the joke made by the gp poster, in a more verbose, direct manner.

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    7. Re:Or to phrase it properly... by Goldenhawk · · Score: 1

      This "arms race" in DNA technology reminds me of the parable of the king and the inventor.

      An inventor goes to the king and proudly shows him a suit of armor which he says is impenetrable. After a convincing demonstration by his archers and swordsmen, the king quickly agrees to buy it for 100 gold coins. The inventor thanks the king, then tells him he has also developed a secret weapon which will penetrate the armor, and the king can buy it for 200 coins. Naturally the king agrees after a suitable demonstration. Then the inventor says he has another armor coat which can deflect the super weapon... after a couple more rounds of this, the king simply has the inventor killed and his inventions burned, realizing that the inventor could easily sell the same technology to his enemies, and the status quo is worth more to him than an arms race or a temporary gain in his military superiority.

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      --Brandon / Split Infinity Music

    8. Re:Or to phrase it properly... by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Erm... yes. My funny-sense must have been sleeping :)

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  5. Take this with a grain of salt... by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ok folks, don't get yourselves in a tizzy over this.

    If you read the article (yeah, I know, it's against Slashdot rules, but give a try anyway) you'll see that all this hype originates from a company that has a product to detect faked DNA evidence, that they hope to sell to forensics labs.

    The simple fact is that if someone wants to plant your DNA at a crime scene, there are many possible ways for them to obtain *real* DNA to use for that purpose. They aren't going to go through the hassle of creating fake DNA...

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    1. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by wgoodman · · Score: 1

      so explain to me then, how it's easier to obtain a huge thwaq of semen from a person, and leave it all over/in a victim vs finding any other sort of DNA and faking it?

    2. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by Peter+Steil · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily true. Haven't you noticed that a (hopefully small) number of police investigators aren't worried so much with catching a criminal but convicting someone? Now try this, DNA data banks are generally comprised of people who have broken the law previously.

      Now let's say I happen to stumble upon a large scale meth lab that the public knows about it, whats better...coming up with nothing...or somehow finding DNA of a convicted meth cook?

    3. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Or you really really really know person A is guilty and they did bad stuff in the past, but ...
      A trip to another city and the right lab, your re elected and on the way to be AG, then up into the sate and federal game.
      10-20K of never reported cash can really get your political ambitions rolling it seems.

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    4. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Well, depends on how you dress.

    5. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was about to say that. If you want to frame someone, don't try to make sure you have an alibi while he doesn't. Collect his cigarette stubs, go through his comb and collect his hair, his chewing gums, his used condoms...

      If you're a rapist, a trash bin next to a sleazy motel can be your getouttajail card.

      All because we take DNA evidence as gospel. It's impossible to fail. Your DNA was there, so you were there. I don't even want to know how many innocent people are held behind bars (or worse, have been executed) based on planted DNA evidence.

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    6. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by 24-bit+Voxel · · Score: 1

      The assumption you are making is that they need sperm to get your DNA.

      Is it hot in the interrogation room? That glass you drank from has your spit on it.

      Need to take a piss? Better clean up after yourself.

      Had a smoke? Spit on the smoke.

      Getting your DNA is easy, and they don't have to take your pants off. They can easily get hair when they search you, all clothes are bound to have a few.

      Now if someone is going to the trouble of faking or planting your DNA, you're fucked. End of story. Who cares how it's going down?

      Unless your name is Jason Bourne I don't think you have to worry about this anytime soon however. I don't see the boys in blue pulling this off, nor wanting to.

    7. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      Unless your name is Jason Bourne I don't think you have to worry about this anytime soon however.

      Frak!

      What? Jason? No, no. You must have me mistaken with someone else.

      I'm... Bond. James Bond.

      Frak!

    8. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

      You seem to know an awful lot about this...

      Where exactly were you on the night of July 22nd?

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    9. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      According to the DNA I shed there in that night, at a friend's house. But everything he says about it is a complete lie!

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    10. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the post you repied to?
      "Collect his cigarette stubs, go through his comb and collect his hair, his chewing gums,"

    11. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True: I once wrote a novel [never published it] in which a sample of semen was taken from the floor of a porn-movie booth and then put on a murdered-victim.

      Yellowjacket

    12. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, it's technically plausible to spam dna fragments to match a test, but orders of magnitude easier to just grab a hair from the guy you're trying to frame.

    13. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All because we take DNA evidence as gospel. It's impossible to fail. Your DNA was there, so you were there. I don't even want to know how many innocent people are held behind bars (or worse, have been executed) based on planted DNA evidence.

      Whats worse is people being executed on other planted evidence. Disgraced former Illinois Governor George Ryan stopped the death penalty here when DNA proved that half of the men on death row were actually innocent.

      A sword cuts both ways.

    14. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by diggum · · Score: 1

      You're just not creative enough in your thinking. And while no reporter seems willing to mention it, it's not just criminals who might wish to implicate someone by planting DNA at a crime scene or in evidence. And there are some who have far more comprehensive access to DNA databases. And it's not like replicating DNA into usable quantities is terribly difficult. It was the cover story in Make Magazine last year, and the instructions seemed simple enough to perform in your kitchen at home. So while there are many ways to obtain real DNA, there are easier ways to generate large quantities of it from a small piece, which can then be used as the person sees fit.

    15. Re:Take this with a grain of salt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a sword cuts both ways"
      Which ways is that? Or what ways are they?

  6. Much easier than I thought. by hotdiggity · · Score: 5, Funny
    The scientists cloned tiny DNA snippets representing the common variants at each spot, creating a library of such snippets. To prepare a phony DNA sample matching any profile, they just mixed the proper snippets together.

    Really? It's that easy? God, I'm an idiot. After I cloned the tiny snippets of the common variants, creating my library, I just sat there staring at them and thinking "What the hell do I do now?"

    1. Re:Much easier than I thought. by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It means that they didn't need to stitch them into one DNA chain, they "just mixed them".

      That's quite important.

    2. Re:Much easier than I thought. by Rand310 · · Score: 1

      It actually is that easy. You have a vial full of the snippets that you bought for ~$1/base pair if they're long, or much less if they're short. And you mix them. You don't have to even have the original person's DNA. You can send off an ascii text file full of A's, T's, G's, and C's to the right company and within a week have a vial on your desk with a relative shit-ton of DNA in it. Order enough of them, mix them into a spray bottle and spray around a room. Not too hard really. DNA is hardy - you don't need any special stuff to keep it around, preserve, or maintain it.

    3. Re:Much easier than I thought. by wgoodman · · Score: 1

      Apparently that answers the question of "does it blend?" once and for all!

    4. Re:Much easier than I thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, I'm an idiot. After I cloned the tiny snippets of the common variants, creating my library, I just sat there staring at them and thinking "What the hell do I do now?"

      ....what would Jesus do?

    5. Re:Much easier than I thought. by Pessimist+Cynic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, I just had the craziest idea.

      Convert any binary file to base 4 and then convert that to:
      0 = A, 1 = T, 2 = G, 3 = C
      Or something like that.

      And then order a vial of it from one of these companies.
      Now you can finally keep all the porn you want inside a tiny container much smaller than a hard drive.
      Kind of impractical to access it, granted, but still.
      Would it work, or would the "just mix it" part really mix it?
      (please reply quickly, I'm running out of hard drive space)

    6. Re:Much easier than I thought. by Rand310 · · Score: 1

      It would work, but you'd have to be able to divide it into 5000 bit strands, and be able to reassemble the data from thousands of 'mixed' strands. Also costs a lot... Current HD space is what, as low as $1/8,000,000,000 bits, current DNA sequencing costs about $1/bit for more than 100 bits in a row.

    7. Re:Much easier than I thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....what would a poodle, a blond, or a rabbi do?

    8. Re:Much easier than I thought. by dintech · · Score: 1

      Now you can finally keep all the porn you want inside a tiny container much smaller than a hard drive.

      Ewww. You really should wash that out every once in a while...

    9. Re:Much easier than I thought. by mpe · · Score: 1

      You don't have to even have the original person's DNA.

      All you need is some which will give the right results when manipulated in a certain way. Indeed the majority of a person's DNA is likely to be irrelevent.

      DNA is hardy - you don't need any special stuff to keep it around, preserve, or maintain it.

      Especially when it's not inside a cell which also contains things passing microbes are likely to consider "food".

    10. Re:Much easier than I thought. by mpe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, I just had the craziest idea.
      Convert any binary file to base 4 and then convert that to: 0 = A, 1 = T, 2 = G, 3 = C Or something like that.
      And then order a vial of it from one of these companies. Now you can finally keep all the porn you want inside a tiny container much smaller than a hard drive.


      If it were practical such storage devices would already exist. Probably as some sort of "cyborg computer". Would probably also have the entertainments industry frantically researching how to make an artifical organism and lobbying to outlaw making their content into plasmids.

    11. Re:Much easier than I thought. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Compare his own DNA with that of other humans in order to identify the divine DNA.

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    12. Re:Much easier than I thought. by mrboyd · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can already keep all the porn you want in DNA form. It's called a girlfriend*.


      * or boyfriend or whatever floats your boat (within legal limit of your country of residence)

    13. Re:Much easier than I thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it COULD work, but the fact that it would mix could be a bit of a problem*

      Wait, who am i kidding, this could be a pornographers best dream ever, this single vial of DNA storage could create so many new variants of porn.
      How about some of that chair sex while doing a handstand on top of a toilet in Las Vegas with midgets? Oh hell yes.

    14. Re:Much easier than I thought. by R2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "You can already keep all the porn you want in DNA form. It's called a girlfriend*."

      Show me the girlfriend who demonstrates ALL the porn you want, and I'll show you the picture of Elliot Spitzer right beside her in the NY Post.

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    15. Re:Much easier than I thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I smell a new kind of secret messaging here.

    16. Re:Much easier than I thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this works because using shotgun sequencing, you lose much of the information about location of genes. You can get it back, but it is 'hard' and since they are just looking to match markers, they likely wont expend the effort to discover that the 'snippets' are not connected by long strands of 'junk' DNA as they would if they were genuine.

      Like I said, you might be able to show that they are fake, but it costs much more to do the kind of sequencing required to find that out.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgun_sequencing

    17. Re:Much easier than I thought. by DarkMage0707077 · · Score: 1

      "Girlfriend"? This must be some new beta product that's out. What are the specs, and where can I download it?

  7. Coming to an eBay seller near you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

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    Order your DNA CYA kit today or your "good buddy" will become the next chief!

  8. i am sure it has already been done by markringen · · Score: 0

    i am sure it has already been done. there is nothing revolutionary here, just like human cloning has been done successfully without our knowledge. everything u can imagine has been done.

    1. Re:i am sure it has already been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. I can imagine quite a it.

  9. What? Science can fabricate results? by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be easier to just fabricate a criminal justice system? Or even reality itself? Oops, too late...

  10. You can pry my TAQ out of my cold, dead cycler by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Informative

    Whole genome replication seems to mostly center around Polymerase Chain Reaction (PCR). PCR is an incredibly versitile technology. PCR machines cycle test tubes through specific temperatures, the thermal cyclers are cheap compared to a lot of lab equipment but still in the thousands of dollars. To do a PCR also requires some type of polymerase, nucleotides, some solutions, and short primer oligonucleotides. These are all items that aren't prohibitively expensive but aren't household items either.

    Maybe I'm being too ACLU/tinfoil hat, but I'm getting a sinking feeling that someone eventually is going to try to slap some regulations on PCR, or at some point in the future, having access to a thermal cycler and PCR materials is going to be seen by law enforcement as a reason to be suspicious of you. And I think that would be a real crime. I could see a future where thermal cyclers come down in price even more, maybe high school kids will start tinkering around with PCR as kids from yesteryear played with chemistry sets before we decided they could be used to make bombs and should be banned.

    Maybe not. Anyway, I think we should nip it in the bud if there's any hint that law enforcement starts thinking you need to have a good reason to manipulate DNA, just so they can keep their evidence unquestionably true.

    1. Re:You can pry my TAQ out of my cold, dead cycler by uuddlrlrab · · Score: 1

      Young punks running around, vial fulls of polymerase chains, splicing and forking like there's no tomorrow...

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    2. Re:You can pry my TAQ out of my cold, dead cycler by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The technique has already been shown to be flawed. The only suspect charged with the Omagh bombing has released after the trial collapsed because the DNA evidence has been amplified and was shown to have as much in common with his DNA as some random schoolboy living in England*.

      Like fingerprints, it turns out DNA evidence is not some kind of magic irrefutable proof. CSI doesn't mention it much but any evidence which has to be interpreted or go through some process to produce a result is never going to be 100% reliable.

      *Yes, we keep children's DNA on file here.

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    3. Re:You can pry my TAQ out of my cold, dead cycler by izomiac · · Score: 1

      You can do PCR without a thermal cycler, albeit it would be far more tedious. You could even probably skimp on the enzymes and get a polymerase that isn't resistant to heat if you're cycling manually anyway. Even making/extracting the enzymes is probably feasible after one ordered an appropriate plasmid or bacterial colony. In any case, if you have a cheap source of labor I'd bet you could do PCR for very little expense using mostly household items. That said, DNA work is finicky enough that this kind of thing might be impractical or have an abhorrently low throughput.

    4. Re:You can pry my TAQ out of my cold, dead cycler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no -- nothing to do with PCR; this is isothermal amplification (no need for cycler or specific oligos). You can find clearer images & explanations via google if you search for 'rolling circle amplification'. For example: http://www.nature.com/nprot/journal/v1/n5/images/nprot.2006.403-F1.jpg

      Actually doing the reaction is pretty fun -- the fricken polymerase practically keeps going until the reagents are all gone. The solution ends up with so much DNA in it that it's too viscous to pipette accurately!

    5. Re:You can pry my TAQ out of my cold, dead cycler by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Interesting. The wiki page I skimmed with whole genome replication, most of it seemed to be talking about PCR methods.

      As far as viscous DNA goes, that happens to me every time I resuspend an ethanol precipitation from a maxi prep.

  11. Re:What? Science can fabricate results? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    That was asked in Australia a lot in the 1970-90's.
    You just need to present the evidence in the right way and tone and its done.
    The court system stays pure, the graduates are happy, the judges clean.
    The cops just needed to make sure their verballing skills where good:)
    Video helped but ... :)

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  12. It all becomes clear... by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1) Pass "homeland security" type law requiring people to register and submit DNA for national database.

    2) Keep an eye out for political dissidents.

    3) When they appear, have covert government agents commit crimes and plant "teh incontrovertible DNS evidence" of the dissident at the scene.

    4) Dissident is taken out of the picture in a way that looks completely legitimate.

    5) Bonus: Add extra brutality to their crimes to make the dissident (and by extension any of their ideas) less attractive to anyone else.

    1. Re:It all becomes clear... by anarchyboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      You go through all the trouble of collecting their DNA samples and then arrest them based on their domain lookups? seems a bit convoluted

    2. Re:It all becomes clear... by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're missing the point.

      By planting evidence in an actual crime, you don't have to arrest them under a controversial Orwellian law about "having the wrong books" or "looking at the wrong websites" where they become the new Leonard Peltier, Nelson Mandela, -- i.e. a political figure for people to wrap their cause around. They're just another rapist/murderer/bomber at that point. Nobody will want to be seen as a supporter of them because of being associated with a criminal, and the dissident will be written off as crackpot.

    3. Re:It all becomes clear... by Meumeu · · Score: 1

      Woosh

    4. Re:It all becomes clear... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you're a soldier, you have to think like one. For instance, never travel alone. Always have an alibi. Make as many records of your legitimate deeds (hopefully all of them) as possible. All of us should do these things. "They" do.

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    5. Re:It all becomes clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Pass "homeland security" type law requiring people to register and submit DNA for national database.

      What do you think "electronic health care records" are for?

    6. Re:It all becomes clear... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      This is a terrible thing for our society, and thus I'm going to have to plant DNA evidence to frame you for a horrible murder so your theory of Orwellian law enforcement will be discredited.

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    7. Re:It all becomes clear... by scout-247 · · Score: 1

      Shit, don't scare me like that. If you've thought of it, and I've thought of it, maybe it's already happening. I wish I knew of a way to stop this totalitarian regime from taking over.

      If only the war would be at the front door. Instead, our youth are being brainwashed to be the dumbest yet, so they won't see it coming.

    8. Re:It all becomes clear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do believe anarchyboy was making a joke based on your DNA/DNS typo.

  13. In one way, a sign of improvement? by Knutsi · · Score: 1

    Maybe this can be interpreted as a sign that DNA technology is getting affordable and widespread the same way photo manipulation is now relatively easy with widespread access to image technologies like Photoshop. In the case of images, we can more easily fake them, but we also benefit from more advanced visual design around us.

  14. In related news... by JavaNPerl · · Score: 1

    The leading scientist in faked DNA evidence was joyful at the conviction of wife's killer. The prosecutor presented a mountain of DNA evidence and jurors only took 60 seconds to deliberate before delivering the guilty verdict. When the scientist was asked what his future plans were, he said that he was going to buy a lot of cool stuff with the payout from his wife's large insurance policy and marry his young and attractive lab assistant.

    1. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the scientist was asked what his future plans were, he said that he was going to buy a lot of cool stuff with the payout from his wife's large insurance policy and marry his young and attractive lab assistant.

      ...His wife was a dude? Trippy.

  15. So let me get this straight. by webreaper · · Score: 1

    In order to 'engineer' a crime scene, to incriminate somebody by planting fake DNA, the first thing I need it a real, if tiny, DNA sample, perhaps from a strand of hair or a drinking cup. Then I use that to fake some DNA, which I place at the scene.

    So can somebody tell my WTF, if I already have some legitimate DNA from the person I'm attempting to frame, I wouldn't just place that at the crime scene instead?

    1. Re:So let me get this straight. by ppanon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So can somebody tell my WTF, if I already have some legitimate DNA from the person I'm attempting to frame, I wouldn't just place that at the crime scene instead?

      You can also do it based on in the DNA information for the standard 13-site tests typically kept in databases. That effectively allows you to frame somebody without ever coming close to them. Which could be important if your target is a 250lb outlaw biker or a paranoid schizo with a criminal record. But as someone else pointed out, this isn't a surprise to anybody that has an understanding of how these tests work, as well as understanding the potential usefulness of DNA manipulation for motivation in advancement of the state of the art.

      Did you give the police a sample of your kids' DNA in case they ever got lost or kidnapped? If you really are concerned about the extremely long odds that that would happen, you might have been better off taking the sample, freeze drying it in your freezer and putting it in a safety deposit box rather than handing it over so that it can go in a database somewhere. Seriously, if I were growing up now instead of decades ago, and later found my parents had done that when I was a child, I would be seriously angry. Because now that the police have the sample, they can retest it to match whatever increase in gene fragment sites is used to "decrease the chance of an accidental or falsified match". Storage is cheap enough that in the long run they'll probably wind up tracking all the thousands of possible human DNA gene variations since it's only about 20,000 or so genes. At which point someone can just fake up some introns and insert them randomly to make a pretty convincing copy without ever being near the intended target. Sounds ludicrous now, but it will be borderline trivial in another few decades. Five years ago, most people (particularly those in the law enforcement sphere) would have labeled the scenario described in the article as paranoia.

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    2. Re:So let me get this straight. by Eudial · · Score: 4, Funny

      In order to 'engineer' a crime scene, to incriminate somebody by planting fake DNA, the first thing I need it a real, if tiny, DNA sample, perhaps from a strand of hair or a drinking cup. Then I use that to fake some DNA, which I place at the scene.

      So can somebody tell my WTF, if I already have some legitimate DNA from the person I'm attempting to frame, I wouldn't just place that at the crime scene instead?

      It helps to have the right sort of DNA. Say you want to frame someone for robbery, and you have their semen -- I guess you could argue that they are obsessive chronic masturbators and that's why their semen is all over the crime scene -- but otherwise, it would arguably raise less suspicion to find other sources of DNA.

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    3. Re:So let me get this straight. by webreaper · · Score: 1

      Did you give the police a sample of your kids' DNA in case they ever got lost or kidnapped?

      No. And I wouldn't, even if I had kids, because I'm not a paranoid lunatic.

      Do people really do that??!!?

    4. Re:So let me get this straight. by wwahammy · · Score: 1

      Ya they do. Around here the police take DNA samples from kids during the annual "Take Back the Night" event for families. Parents line up to have their kids sampled for free just in case they get kidnapped.

    5. Re:So let me get this straight. by muridae · · Score: 2, Funny

      Back when I was in 2nd grade, I think it was, the police had a 'fingerprint day' at the elementary school. They brought in a 5 print card and offered to fingerprint every child 'just in case'. I asked my parents about it a few years back, they said the only reason they signed any form was that they got to keep the card, not the police. I think the police did offer to store all of the cards, again, 'just in case'. I mean, "what would happen if your child was kidnapped from the house and the kidnapper set fire to the house to get rid of the fingerprint card? I mean, think of the children!"

    6. Re:So let me get this straight. by RingDev · · Score: 1

      The sumary describes 2 different ways of getting a DNA match. The first being to get a tiny same. They second being to look at the target match and create a match by stringing together snippets that will show the same key factors.

      The first is the one we want, the second is.

      The solution would seem to be to treat testing locations like encryption. We should be storing genetic sequences in some type of hash so the would be testers don't know what the target is ;)

      -Rick

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    7. Re:So let me get this straight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hell of it is, fingerprinting kids doesn't help keep them from being kidnapped. It helps the police identify their bodies if they actually are kidnapped and killed.

  16. So what you are saying is by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

    I you are rich enough and have access to the right things you can frame someone for murder. What will they come up with next.

  17. How would this be delivered? by Reidsb · · Score: 1

    Random DNA sprayed around a crime scene would just seem weird. Wouldn't they also have to make it seem real? IE fake blood, saliva, whatever, in the same places it would be found in a crime scene?

    1. Re:How would this be delivered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is, there are standardised tests to determine what kind of substance a liquid is. If you know the tests, you can cheat to manufacture artificial saliva/blood/etc.

    2. Re:How would this be delivered? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Fake DNA is probably a key ingredient on the recipes for fake blood and fake saliva.

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  18. This is not a real problem by Biotech9 · · Score: 3, Informative

    At the moment most (if not all) DNA profiling is done by examining STRs. STRs are specific spots in your DNA where a certain pattern of DNA is repeated a number of times. And the number of times it's repeated might be different for you from the STR at that spot from someone else.

    So if you check many of these spots, you can make it extremely unlikely that someone else has all of these spots with the same number of repeats as you do. In the US they check 13 loci. And this fake DNA (the stuff they advertise as being possible to make just by looking in the database, with no original genetic material) is just a load of these loci, with the correct number of repeats in there.

    The reason it isn't much of a problem is that the technological bottlenecks that made the human genome project such a money pit are close to gone now. Taking a genetic sample and fully sequencing it shouldn't be that much of a problem in the next few years (I mean you can already do it for the price of a coat. To proof against fake evidence, many other SNPs or STRs can be checked instead, as a confirmation. Keeping a list of another 13 STRs to be used as confirmation would be a good start, having the loci known but not recording the results in databases to prevent this kind of counterfeiting.

    1. Re:This is not a real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just postponing the problem. If you adjust the tests to counter the cheat, you can adjust the cheat to counter the new test.

      One side says "we'll simply test more" and the other replies "we'll simply forge more". It's the usual arms race of good guys vs. bad guys. Although it's getting increasingly difficult to find actual good guys.

    2. Re:This is not a real problem by Biotech9 · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily, at the moment there is a database with the results of the STRs for the 13 (well known) loci that are tested. So if you have access to the database you can make a match for a specific person and fake evidence against them.

      But, if you have a second group of 13 loci that are kept secret, and the records for these STRs are NEVER recorded, then anytime evidence needs to be checked, the results from both groups of STRs can be checked. That information would not be kept, so it would be impossible to fake it from a database. Why even limit it to 13 loci? Why not have a list of hundreds of STRs that can be checked to corroborate evidence?

    3. Re:This is not a real problem by hao3 · · Score: 1

      .. a second group of 13 loci that are kept secret, and the records for these STRs are NEVER recorded

      ..errrmmm...

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    4. Re:This is not a real problem by muridae · · Score: 1

      Because keeping the second test secret is a great way to convince a judge and jury. "We tested the suspects DNA and found that it matched at the main 13 loci. After that, we performed the magic secret test that we can not ever tell you about, and found those loci matched as well. And no, before you object Mr Defense Lawyer, we will not tell you what those second set of loci are."

      I take that back, that would still convince a jury. I can only pray that it doesn't fly with any judge.

  19. This is no BIG news... by viraltus · · Score: 1

    After all you can alter a crime scene taking DNA samples and magnify them from many sources like saliva in stamps or cups o just going through your rubbish, which is considerable easier to obtain and magnify than someone's DNA profile... I do not think in practice this makes big difference with how things were before.

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  20. I'm a slashdotter, you insensitive clod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Collect his cigarette stubs,

    I don't smoke!

    go through his comb and collect his hair,

    I'm a slashdotter, I don't use a comb!

    his chewing gums,

    I don't use bubble gum!

    his used condoms...

    HAH! No worries there!

    I think I'm safe from getting framed.

    1. Re:I'm a slashdotter, you insensitive clod by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You're a slashdotter?

      I wait 'til you replace your keyboard next time. Or I offer to clean up your room, for really, really cheap (and I won't even complain when having to handle those crusty tissues or socks).

      Hey, nobody said it wouldn't be grossy or yucky. But then, as any old school dumpster-diving hacker will tell you, it's not the early bird that catches the worm, it's the bird that doesn't mind getting his feathers greasy.

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    2. Re:I'm a slashdotter, you insensitive clod by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "his used condoms...

      HAH! No worries there!"

      As you point out, you are a slashdotter - that means you leave...deposits...somewhere.

      Tissues, old sock, sheets, Mom's underwear drawer...

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  21. This won't help you in court anyway by FridgeFreezer · · Score: 1

    As it's illegal in the US to argue over the accuracy of DNA evidence. Despite the flaws in traditional DNA profiling, and stuff like this, you are not actually allowed to point any of this out in court as part of your defence.

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    1. Re:This won't help you in court anyway by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      Citation needed?

    2. Re:This won't help you in court anyway by FridgeFreezer · · Score: 1
      If you live in the US, then yes you probably want to be looking it up about now.

      I'm in the UK so have enough police state bollocks to worry about locally.

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    3. Re:This won't help you in court anyway by maxume · · Score: 1

      Watch out for the man eating bats in North London (well, the rumor is that it is man eating bats, but hungry chavs seem just as likely).

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    4. Re:This won't help you in court anyway by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      I live in neither country, but I'd still like to know the source for claiming it's illegal in the US, whether in a particular circumstance (e.g. "the lab they used also identified your honor's sample as coming from a small gerbil") or generally ("the method they relied upon to collect the DNA has been thoroughly debunked in the latest issue of Mad Scientists Weekly"). My weak google-fu hasn't netted me anything. Have I misunderstood?

      P.S. My sympathies. Hopefully whatever passes in government circles for sanity will prevail.

  22. DNA Profile as an evidence ... by garry_g · · Score: 1

    If the artificially created DNA evidence was based on just the contents of a profile database, and the person incriminated is apprehended, wouldn't a DNA comparison of the fabricated and the real sample show major discrepancies? At least at that point a person should be able to prove that the DNA is not from him/her ... (of course, DNA being so highly regarded as infallible, it's a classic "guilty until proven innocent") ...

    Of course this would not work for DNA created on the basis of existing DNA ...

  23. And I'll be the first to say: by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

    Well, fuck.

    As a friend of someone who was wrongfully incarcerated based upon DNA evidence, I say:

    Well, fuck!!

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  24. DNA credibility by nomad-9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "This undermines the credibility of what has been considered the gold standard of proof in criminal cases. "
    It doesn't. The credibility still lies with the lab scientists themselves handling the DNA samples, as the infamous OJ Simpson case showed.

  25. Let's say that I am planning a big heist by F�an�ro · · Score: 1

    So, let's say that I am planning a big heist. How would I use this to foil investigations?

    Gedtting some DNA is the easiest part. Cigarette butts for example

    Now I need to somehow get access to Polymerase Chain Reaction chemicals and the primers used for crime investigation. How hard is that?

    Then I have to liberally spread the PCR product around at the crime scene.

    Or could I also use it afterwards when I am caught, by injecting myself with it, and putting it in my mouth, to taint any blood and saliva samples?
    Since the PCR product only has the specific DNA they test for, and in much greater quantity than in my cells, could the PCR product drown out my real DNA fingerprint?

    Or is there an easier method? Could I simply spread some polymerase-blocking chemical at the crime scene to foil all PCR attempts?

    1. Re:Let's say that I am planning a big heist by maxume · · Score: 1

      You would not be able to mask your own DNA, after you applied the fake DNA, your body would start doing various things that would cause it to wash away and break down (it would be awful hard to get enough to it to stick to the inside of your cheek, for instance).

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    2. Re:Let's say that I am planning a big heist by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Or is there an easier method?

      Yes, just get a used cigarette butt from the person who you want to frame and leave it at the crime scene.

    3. Re:Let's say that I am planning a big heist by F�an�ro · · Score: 1

      So I'd have to inject the DNA just prior to showing up for my DNA test at the police, and hide some bit in a capsule in my mouth, breakable on bite.

    4. Re:Let's say that I am planning a big heist by F�an�ro · · Score: 1

      But that would be boring! If I frame someone, I want to do it in style!

    5. Re:Let's say that I am planning a big heist by maxume · · Score: 1

      Even then, the best you could do is muddle the results. And you have to make sure you plan ahead quite well (the police may sample your DNA at their convenience, rather than yours).

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  26. we can do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but we can't make a passable artificial vagina for under $100?

    1. Re:we can do this by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

      but we can't make a passable artificial vagina for under $100?

      Sometimes a sham is better than the real thing. Consider:
      Which would you rather be hit in the head with, a shamrock or a real rock?
      Which would you rather rub in your hair, shampoo or real poo?
      Which would you rather feel, champaigne or real pain?

      In this case, the real deal is far cheaper than the sham. You can get a skinny hooker for $20. What's the difference between a crack dealer and a prostitute? The prostitute can wash her crack and resell it!

      Clicking "no karma bonus" and "no subscriber bonus" because my comment is as offtopic as yours. Mine might at least be funny. Nice try, though.

  27. Google "chain of custody" by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  28. Wrong by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > As it's illegal in the US to argue over the accuracy of DNA evidence.

    This is false, as a Google search will quickly show. There are books on how to challenge DNA evidence, and laws firms that specialize in the subject.

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  29. tagged "OjIsInnocent" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do so many people have against orange juice? I mean people from florida are a little more tan but citrus hate is just strange. Come on people of course oj is innocent.

  30. Unscroupulous cops have been doing it for years... by joeyblades · · Score: 2

    Not fabricating DNA, but certainly fabricating DNA evidence .

  31. I need a good lawyer... by camg188 · · Score: 1

    and a good lab to retest the evidence.

  32. This will cut into my business BIG TIME by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    My business, ForensicFooler(TM) , which provides 'pollution' kits for criminals
    to pollute crime scenes is in peril!

    ForensicsFoolers(TM) collects random hair from barber shops, saliva from trashed
    cola cans and blood from donor centers, for criminals to seed the crime scene
    with bogus DNA leads.

    How will I profit? I used to charge $50.00 per kit, but now I fear I will lose
    my user base.

    I guess All my bases belong to them now.

    1. Re:This will cut into my business BIG TIME by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      How will I profit? I used to charge $50.00 per kit, but now I fear I will lose
      my user base.

      That's not how a good business man thinks! Buck up... you can still sell your wares to the police so they can hide their own crimes and you can add a bit of crack cocaine to your kit for them to sprinkle on the people they shoot...

    2. Re:This will cut into my business BIG TIME by nodrogluap · · Score: 1

      Your company tag line should of course be: "All your base pair are belong to us."

  33. All they have to do is put that DNA into a child by dmomo · · Score: 1

    See! I told you that kid ain't my son.

  34. Slashdot by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    News For Paranoids
    Stuff That Matters To Schizophrenics

    you can fabricate ANYTHING

    hardly news or interesting or revelatory

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  35. Overkill? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    If you can get the DNA samples, isn't it easier just to place the samples at the crime scene?

  36. WGA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EVIL initials! Whole Genome Amplification!
    Damn!

  37. OK, let's be clear here by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    This means that using DNA to convict is harder. Using the lack of DNA, or the presence of someone else's (person unknown) can still work to clear people.

  38. Or just people you can't stand by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    Or how about ex-presidents getting blamed for virtually every crime committed from 2010 on?

    "Why did the criminal lick the gun before leaving it at the crime scene?"

    "Who cares! He did it, we have the sample, and the computer tells us the armed robber is... George Bush."

    "Oh. Well, then we know why he licked the gun."

  39. I don't know how is this relevant. by ByzantineAlex · · Score: 1

    At a crime scene you don't find dna - you find organic matter - be it hair, skin, blood, etc. Yes, you can create "new" dna in the lab (and you know how dna looks like), but you cannot alter existing dna. If you find hair in the victims' nails... how do you change the existing dna in that strand of hair to a new one ?

    So then - how can this alter the existing crime cases ?

    PS. Yes, I agree, in the future it might even be possible to change one dna to another. But this is not possible yet, it seems.

  40. fingerprint technique not PROVEN unique by peter303 · · Score: 1

    For the first century of use as evidence, there were no statistically significant studies whowing finger print evidence was valid. It was just the expert witness of police investigators saying so. I see articles periodically mentioning this. Only a defense lawyer with immense resources can challenge the overall science of fingerprint evidence due to its use for a century.

  41. fingerprints more reliable than DNA by viralMeme · · Score: 1

    'DNA is a lot easier to plant at a crime scene than fingerprints,' says Simoncelli'

    'Shirley McKie was a successful police woman until February 1997 when she was accused of leaving her fingerprint at a crime scene and lying about it .. she stated that she had not been in the murder victim's house even although 4 experts from the Scottish Criminal Records Office (SCRO) had identified a 'thumbprint' from the house as hers'

  42. Old News by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    From those who used it to fight crime by raising their skill in DNA forensics and to those trying to defend or exploit it there were many opportunities to approach it from a "hacker" mindset with good or bad intentions.

    This is the 1st public release of this information; there likely many more approaches than these "new" ones. When something like this is "discovered", why assume that the 1st discoveries are always reported? I'm not just implying any government conspiracies; organized crime, law enforcement, and even legal firms as well could have funded PRIVATE research into this area decades ago when DNA evidence was young--- and they all did to various degrees.. not all of it being made public.

    I can't think of examples just within the realm of scientific research... but we've heard about scientific discoveries where many passed over or dismissed something that eventually somebody looked into and found or proved something "new."

    Then we have the US FBI's method for DNA matching being far far less reliable than they thought and the FBI not wanting to formally admit error while other counties raised the bar on their DNA matching. (not sure we have yet...because in doing so it is like an admission of error...)

  43. If an Israeli company is offering this tech ... by cpu_fusion · · Score: 1

    ... shouldn't we assume the CIA and Mossad already know how to evade this detection?

    Folks, the real news here isn't that DNA evidence could be forged. That was sort of a no-brainer to anyone who understands the parallels with digital evidence.

    The real news is that the ability to DETECT the forgery is now being sold by a company in a nation with arguably the best intelligence service in the world.

    This isn't "space alien with mind control ray" tinfoil hat stuff. It's basic extrapolation and logic.

  44. I can see the headlines now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE

    DNA Evidence Implicates Rutherford B. Hayes

  45. Krolania by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sucks!!!!! with this, I guess CSI will no longer exists??? xD!!

  46. Identity is in the brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BRAIN SWAB!

  47. DNA collected for years! by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

    Well this does not really surprise me. I do beleive in the US at least DNA samples of every child born has been collected for many years. Despite government denials here in the UK that it is not being done with our children, I am obviously dubious. As for fabrication of DNA evidence, that does not surprise me either and certain labs do end up with cross-contamination and has been proven in the past. I suppose the real problem is you just cannot trust DNA. There are unethical medical scientists out there experimenting all the time. MoOoOoOo! I mean Bahh Dolly the sheep returns!

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  48. So... all I need is a small (cellar) laboratory .. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    ... and a tissue sample from (for an example) Tony Blair, and I can have him commence his career as a axe-murdering homosexual rapist. Woo Hoo!, hold the front page!

    (actually, I think I might need to RTFA too. But why violate SlashDot norms.)

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  49. DNA Identiguard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crap, I've been making that stuff for years. (www.dnaidentiguard.com)

    I put up a protocol so that everyone make it at home on the website dnaidentiguard.com.

    I made two different solutions, one which complete changes your genetic identity ( I use to joke with my brother that i could make him pass any "genetic" test that would prove with 100% certainy that he, in fact, was father of Anna Nicole's child).

    The second totally mask your identity... I first tested using the home DNA paternity tests. When the lab tech called me and said that they couldn't figure out what was wrong with my sample, I bursted out in laughter!

    And yes, I have collected DNA from all my enemies... so don't get on my bad side.

  50. Free Exclusive Online Access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to this comment will be available only to registered users.

    NY times sucks balls.