Slashdot Mirror


Apple Faces Inquiries In the EU On iPhone Accidents

o'reor writes "As more cases of iPhone screen explosions emerge in the news on this side of the pond, Apple is now facing official inquiries and lawsuits in France. This situation has forced Apple finally to break silence and acknowledge the incidents: 'We are aware of these reports and we are waiting to receive the iPhones from the customers. Until we have the full details, we don't have anything further to add.' Following those reports, the European Commission had already decided last week to step in, while Apple tried to dismiss the problem as 'isolated incidents.' Meanwhile, iPhone explosion-related sites are now popping up on the Internet, releasing games such as iPop to chill out and relax on the subject, but also giving users advice on preventing iPhone accidents, or detecting imminent explosions."

174 comments

  1. It's a new app... by Pezistential · · Score: 5, Funny

    iExplode

    1. Re:It's a new app... by slazzy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's a feature to protect sensitive data. Activate self destruct sequence in 3-2-1..

      --
      Website Just Down For Me? Find out
    2. Re:It's a new app... by InsertWittyNameHere · · Score: 1

      "this message will self destruct in 5 seconds..."
      Only on the iPhone 3GS

    3. Re:It's a new app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I though of iBang but I suspect that would not be fully appeciated on Slashdot.

    4. Re:It's a new app... by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 0, Redundant

      So there really is an app for everything!

      --
      "Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
    5. Re:It's a new app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It happens to all lithium batteries. This is clearly just a FUD campaign against Apple."

      This was pretty much what I read, posted by various Apple fanboys, when that article about Apple trying to silence that girl when her device exploded was on slashdot.

    6. Re:It's a new app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iExplode

      There's an app for that too.

    7. Re:It's a new app... by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      You won't get such an app passed. Mine got rejected for having an "adult theme". I mean, come on, how are explosions adult only?
      Anyway, I had a much nicer app name picked, iExplode is too long. iBlow on the other hand...

      --
      Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Polar Scope Align for iOS
    8. Re:It's a new app... by Pieroxy · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's a funny story about an iPhone that actually flew away from its owner!!!

      http://pieroxy.blogspot.com/2009/08/news-from-missouri-my-iphone-flew-away.html

    9. Re:It's a new app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a design feature you insensitive clod!

  2. Really? by maxume · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Was it really necessary to link to the iPop advertisements 3 times?

    --
    Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    1. Re:Really? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Sure. More revenue. What are you, new here?

      Come on Slashdot. This is pretty lame. No wireless even. Not funny even.

      FTFA:

      * 4. Listen to your iPhone and get to know when the iPhone is about is explode in you hand on [sic] in the pocket. When you feel this is the time, the best thing to do is to throw it away and let the iPhone explode far from you. Later on, please collect all the pieces.

      If you're going to make a goof ball web site, at least proof read your text. Even the Time Cube guy does that....

      Lame.

      --
      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    2. Re:Really? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      That's not a lack of proofreading. It's being nearly illiterate in your second or third language.

    3. Re:Really? by IorDMUX · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I followed the link on "detecting imminent explosions", hoping to gain some insight about Li-Ion batteries or at least see some amusing stories about unusual system behavior shortly before an explosion. Instead, I found some of the most useless advice since I contacted Dell's tech support about a RAM issue.

      The following are verbatim quotes from the page, taken from a section about 'steps you can take to be safer':

      If the iPhone is getting hotter, if its start to make noises, raise smoke or shake un normally, it's a sign something is about to happen.

      Or even worse...

      Listen to your iPhone and get to know when the iPhone is about is explode in you hand on in the pocket. When you feel this is the time, the best thing to do is to throw it away and let the iPhone explode far from you. Later on, please collect all the pieces.

      So... their advice on determining if your iPhone is at risk of explosion boils down to looking for smoke and then tossing the thing like a hand grenade. I particularly enjoy the fairly circular advice to "get to know when the iPhone is about is [sic] explode". Does one detonate and study a series of iPhones to gather this knowledge?

      It has been a while since something on the internet actually struck me speechless, but this has done it.

      --
      >> Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
    4. Re:Really? by eulernet · · Score: 1

      Was it really necessary to link to the iPop advertisements 3 times?

      Isn't that the sound of an iPhone when it explodes ?

    5. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that shit is bad enough to be a machine translation

  3. Where are the pictures by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

    The makeipodsafe site is just a series of essays with self-referential links.

    It's like Slashdot without the humor.

    Why don't they show pictures of exploding ipods and injuries sustained by the exploding ipod owners? The sustain, show it to us.

  4. Lithium Ion Batteries by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Are the cause I hear. Lots of devices use these kinds of batteries, simply because they are easily rechargable. It's said that if one gets too hot, and is under a certain amount of pressure on the inside, the battery can explode. I didn't RTFA I'm sure its mentioned somewhere in there. Things that use L I batteries have exploded before in the past, it's just become common that everyone owns either an iPod or an iPhone, so when 13 or more stories arise of exploding Apple devices people take notice.

    But, like the summary says, Apple hasn't received the broken equipment yet, so the battery is not the CONFIRMED cause of the explosion.

    Anyone want to take a bet?

    1. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5icQWJ2mlc--irCjF-iJMQTGfcIIQ

      Apple is claiming that the screens were broken due to an external force according to their initial investigations.

    2. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lithium is WATER reactive, throw an exposed lithium battery into water, you will see it explode :)

    3. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Informative

      >>>they are easily rechargable.

      Not true. LiIon batteries are extremely difficult to recharge and are in fact the most-complex battery ever made for home use. But the reason companies put-up with them is because they can hold the same amount of charge as a NiCad or NiMH battery, but in 1/4 or 1/2 the space, respectively. Obviously saving space is important for phones and laptops.

      Now contrast that with hybrid cars which almost-universally use the NiMH battery. Since space is no great concern, but safety is, they use the more-stable battery. NiMH also has the advantage of surviving the ~20 years that cars typically last, and also being environmentally neutral.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    4. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's said that if one gets too hot, and is under a certain amount of pressure on the inside, the battery can explode.

      How is this exceptional? A can of water can explode if it builds enough pressure, which can happen if it gets too hot.

    5. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now THAT -IS- interesting.

      I mean, it appears to me as though Apple found a couple of cases where it wasn't the battery and they're trying to promote the idea that their product is safe before admitting that there is a defect.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm sure the batteries went through alot of QA before they were shipped, and they were much safer then previous batteries used. But its still the same technology, and there will be rare cases where users will put strain on their devices that weren't tested. And by that I don't mean excessive pressure to the screen, I mean having the iPhone in a dusty environment, things start overheating, lots of stuff like that.

    6. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by VoiceInTheDesert · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Things that use L I batteries have exploded before in the past, it's just become common that everyone owns either an iPod or an iPhone, so when 13 or more stories arise of exploding Apple devices people take notice.

      I'm not sure this is a correct assumption. Surely laptops and netbooks and hundreds of other models of phones all run on the same kind of Li+ battery, but only these ones are the ones that are exploding (or at least the ones that are reported). You can say what you want about which ones do and don't get reported, but exploding phones/computers I would think would get covered regardless of brand, leading me to believe that THIS particular Li+ battery (the iPhone) is at least somewhat more suspectible to explosion.

    7. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well. Yes. I didn't mean "Easy" as in we've mastered it, I meant it as in, since they're so small, I don't need an Alternator the size of a head to recharge it. My mistake for poor word usage. Should've said because of their size AND the ability to be recharged.

    8. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by sexconker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Li-Ion batteries suck ass. NIMH is far superior.

      But who am I to judge?
      We're moving backwards in so many areas, opting for cheap, politically acceptable, "green", and in general appealing to the dumb masses instead of going for quality.

      Power?
      No nuclear for you. No hydroelectric for you.
      Try natural gas, another non-renewable, inefficient, stinky ass resource that needs a huge infrastructure.
      Try solar panels, the production of which will never be offset throughout the life of the panel.
      In the meantime, keep burning that coal!

      Cars?
      Diesel is a dirty word. Better discourage that.
      Instead we'll strain the electrical grid with plug-in electrics and make all the regular cars run on corn to give them shittier mileage and performance.

      TVs?
      CRTs may be the best display by far if you want any sort of picture quality. But let's push for shitty LCDs and plasmas. Do you know how much it costs to ship CRTs from China?

      Schoolin'?
      Don't worry, little Timmy might be a fucking moron, but no child will ever be left behind.

      Economy?
      If we just keep spending, we can fix anything.

      Space shuttle?
      It's a piece of shit, but let's keep it for a few more years. After all, otherwise we'd be stuck using the RUSSIAN'S spaceships for our pointless dickings around in high-orbit-but-not-quite-outer-space.

      802.11n?
      What, you mean you want it now?
      But we're still reviewing the draft! Go buy a draft-compatible router and hope we don't change the specs and that it isn't a piece of shit.

      Communications infrastructure?
      Roads/bridges/trains/etc?

    9. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I worked at Laptop shop with in-house technical support.

      Guess what two pieces AREN'T covered for in the Warranty? Battery and power supply. Even the Manufacturers warranty for the battery is shorter than the manufacturers warranty for the laptop. This is simply because they are succeptable to ALOT of failure. Now the great thing about laptop batteries is that they are usually completely encased in plastic, and if one "explodes" - its pretty difficult to tell. These explosions aren't like the ones you see on TV, they're small, probably no bigger than your thumbnail.

      You see how slim the Apple Devices are? That pinhead explosion is enough to break the screen, just because the battery is RIGHT next to the screen.

    10. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by drseuk · · Score: 1

      The effect appears to be proportional to the local density of WinCE devices and their frequency in attempting to BT pair with iPhones. Many Bofh's exploded to bring us this information. May the force be with us.

    11. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Alternator? No no. We're not discussing cars here. They use AC-to-DC converters, and the power load on this device would be essentially the same regardless of what battery type you used (1000mAh LiIon, 1000mAh NiMH, or 1000mAh NiCd).

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    12. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Aphoxema · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who in their right mind would send the murder weapon to the murderer, first class?

      It's not the best analogy, but the fact is these people can not trust Apple with the evidence, it might get "lost", and no matter what Apple says the problem is they sure as hell aren't sending back the unit.

      --
      "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"
    13. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by mpe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      .Guess what two pieces AREN'T covered for in the Warranty? Battery and power supply. Even the Manufacturers warranty for the battery is shorter than the manufacturers warranty for the laptop. This is simply because they are succeptable to ALOT of failure. Now the great thing about laptop batteries is that they are usually completely encased in plastic, and if one "explodes" - its pretty difficult to tell

      Also the battery in a typical laptop (even a typical phone) is an easily replacable part. Which isn't the case with the Apple devices.

    14. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well. Yes. I didn't mean "Easy" as in we've mastered it, I meant it as in, since they're so small, I don't need an Alternator the size of a head to recharge it. My mistake for poor word usage. Should've said because of their size AND the ability to be recharged.

      You don't know what you're talking about.

    15. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by quatin · · Score: 1

      Except a smart design would monitor temperature and current draw of the battery and have a shut off switch if either gets too high. Li batteries are safe if used in a competent manner.

    16. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      And so they can't understand why people would not send them the exploded devices to confirm that all cases are from external forces.

      --
      waiting for ad.doubleclick.net
    17. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now THAT -IS- interesting.

      I mean, it appears to me as though Apple found a couple of cases where it wasn't the battery and they're trying to promote the idea that their product is safe before admitting that there is a defect.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm sure the batteries went through alot of QA before they were shipped, and they were much safer then previous batteries used.

      Why are you assuming that this has anything to do with the battery being defective? How do we know that this was not caused by either the backlight exploding directly from pressure or from the backlight exploding and causing damage to the lithium battery which then exploded?

      --
      Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
    18. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      actually, this is both old news (Apple already received then units, and commented that all 11 ruptured due to external, not internal pressures exrted on the devices, and none of this was consistent from device to device) but further, and more to the point, the 3GS does NOT use a LiIon battery, but an advanced LiPo battery, which is not subject to cascade cell faulure, nor outgassing when overheated. Further, since LiPos have a MUCH greater discharge rate, shorting the battery alone is not a danger where with LiIon this will almost certainly cause dangerous conditions.

    19. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by geekoid · · Score: 0, Troll

      what do you base that on?
      Apple has pretty good support.

      And why would the send the unit back? Wouldn't the owners want theirs replaced?

      At some point they're going to need to ahve someone investigate the actual iPod.
      To any trained person, it will be very obvious what caused this pretty quick.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    20. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      It should be reasonable to expect a device meant to be portable to be subjected to external forces.

    21. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Battery or not - its defective if its not the user applying too much pressure. Point is that Apple is denying that its their fault.

      I just wagered it was the battery because those have been the cause for exploding mini devices in the past.

    22. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phone or iPod maybe but not Apple's laptops.

      I would dare say that the battery in Apple's laptops is typically even more easily replaced than their competitor's.

    23. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by SBrach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, because a cell phone that explodes under too much pressure is the fault of the owner. It's not like these things ever get sat on or dropped. Exploding is a perfectly reasonable failure mode for these rare, 1-in-a-brazillion scenarios.

    24. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Slim? iPod Touch maye, but the iPhone G3 is exactly as thick as my HTC Touch HD which has got an interchangeable battery and a detachable back cover and there is another plastic cover and the mainboard between the battery and the screen.

      --
      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    25. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by BronsCon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What, exactly, do they do, that is easier than sliding a latch, sliding out the old battery, and sliding the new one in? That's how every laptop I've ever had was set up.

      Serious question here, I really want to know.

      --
      APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
    26. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      and they were much safer then previous batteries used. What? exactly what did these previous batteries use?

    27. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by MoriaOrc · · Score: 1

      I was curious, so I checked the Apple support docs and (when for a minute I couldn't find anything there) some related stuff:
      Apple Support: Battery Service
      Apple Support: Replacement Batteries
      Ars Technica: New Macbook Pro Battery Replacement Information
      Apple KB: How to replace a Macbook battery


      Investigation revealed that some of the newer Macbook Pros and the Macbook Air have an inaccessible battery. They have a replacement plan to replace the battery for you, either at the store by appointment (though probably walk in would work unless they're that busy), or mail in over a few days.

      13' Macbooks look to be pretty much the same as everything else, press a latch and slide the battery out. 15' Macbooks have a slightly more annoying latch (requires a coin or screwdriver to unlock the battery area), but are otherwise basically the same.

      So there you have it.

    28. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      So, Anon was trollin' again?

      The more I lurk on/b/ and the more I read the comments here, the more similarities I see.

      --
      APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
    29. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      They're Lithium Polymer to be more specific, and they don't explode. They can balloon up (which is probably what caused screens to break), then they can rupture and vent flames until all the combustible material is gone. Dangerous and spectacular, but not an explosion. They're not used because they are easy to recharge. In fact, they require more care as they can't be charge or discharged as quickly as other batteries and also risk ballooning up and catching fire if they exceed the limits. They're used because they're light-weight and can be made into shapes better suited for the device.

    30. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by dotgain · · Score: 1

      Not any more, the battery is not user replaceable in the current generation of MacBook Pros

    31. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Also the battery in a typical laptop (even a typical phone) is an easily replacable part.

      That's not going to help you when, in the process of destroying itself, the battery damages the device it is installed in.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    32. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I have seen a few exploded batteries at work. Nasty stuff tends to seep out.

      Also, LiIon batteries loose their capacity over time, and that loss is accelerated by heat. One of the best ways to preserve your laptop battery is to remove it and store it in a cool, dark place when not in use. If you run your laptop off the mains with the battery in, you are just heating the battery up and reducing it's lifespan.

      Unfortunately most phones don't let you do that, but at least you can just get a third-party or even genuine replacement for a few quid. Well, except the iPhone...

      PS. HP are doing a recall on laptop batteries so it's worth checking your serial number if you have one.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    33. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      If the battery itself is physically damaged (like say a user squashes the screen, like many of these issues seem to go back to) then no amount of "careful monitoring" is going to stop the battery burning.

      Lithium batteries like this are highly energy dense things.

    34. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      But there are also plenty of assholes who will moan that it blew up on them when they really just busted it by accident and want it covered. There may be legit instances of iPhone batteries (which are lithium polymer, which means they don't swell) causing damage, but it seems that a lot of assholes are jumping on the gravy train and hoping to publicly shame Apple into giving them a new iPhone.

    35. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Now contrast that with hybrid cars which almost-universally use the NiMH battery. Since space is no great concern, but safety is, they use the more-stable battery. NiMH also has the advantage of surviving the ~20 years that cars typically last, and also being environmentally neutral.

      The minimum battery size for a hybrid car is limited by the power density and not the energy density unless it is a plug-in hybrid. For a given power, NiMH batteries are more economical than the various lithium chemistries up until recently. I guess the lithium-iron-phosphate batteries may change this.

    36. Re:Lithium Ion Batteries by quatin · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. The battery wall should be reinforced. If the screen is fine and the battery is crushed so that it's leaking then the battery casing is weak. Or you can build in a slot so the battery can vent if approaching critical temperatures.

  5. the biggest accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    The biggest accident is that the iPhone was ever released to the public.

    1. Re:the biggest accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... no good sir. An accident is when something unexpected happens, the iPhone was most certainly planned years in advance. The biggest mistake now that would make sense, though it'll still be a silly troll.

  6. Clearly by VoiceInTheDesert · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is all lies and slander. Don't you guys watch Mac adds? They don't HAVE any issues. They work all the time and never glitch up, much less explode! Psh to all this microsoft propaganda.

    1. Re:Clearly by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Yes, now go put your ipod headphones on, and dance in such a way that we just see your silhouette against a brightly colored background.

    2. Re:Clearly by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually it's my shadow. He sneaks off and steals my iPod and dances like a fool.
      I need to talk to Wendy about getting my shadow sewn back on.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  7. Did you hear the one about by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 0

    the guy with the iInjury?

    --
    "I zero-index my hamsters" - Willtor (147206)
    1. Re:Did you hear the one about by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

      There's an app for that.

    2. Re:Did you hear the one about by spamking · · Score: 2, Funny

      Spray some Windex on it!

  8. iPhone, it's the hottest phone on the market by alen · · Score: 2, Informative

    my 3GS tends to heat up a lot more than my blackberry. when i use the cell phone app i can feel the back getting warm

    1. Re:iPhone, it's the hottest phone on the market by sexconker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The cell phone app?
      You mean, when you use the FUCKING PHONE as a FUCKING PHONE?

      On a side note, I think I need a new phone.
      Mine is starting to get hot whenever I make calls. Never used to before.

    2. Re:iPhone, it's the hottest phone on the market by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mine is starting to get hot whenever I make calls. Never used to before.

      You might want to cut down on those 900 numbers. I'll bet your phone cools off after that.

      --
      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    3. Re:iPhone, it's the hottest phone on the market by alen · · Score: 1

      i use my phone as a phone maybe 45 minutes a month. i'm on a 700 minute family plan with 3 other phones. but last month i used around 2GB of data. my in-laws with their cheapo samsung flip phones use up most of the minutes

    4. Re:iPhone, it's the hottest phone on the market by geekoid · · Score: 1

      and get's less sticky.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    5. Re:iPhone, it's the hottest phone on the market by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      The cell phone app?
      You mean, when you use the FUCKING PHONE as a FUCKING PHONE?

      Every phone uses an application to be a 'phone'. This has been true for years.

      One day, when it's not so fashionable to bitch about the iPhone, you'll slap your forehead and go "oh, damn, I guess the iPhone wasn't the first phone to use software that runs on an operating system."

      --

      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

    6. Re:iPhone, it's the hottest phone on the market by sexconker · · Score: 1

      My rotary phone begs to differ.

    7. Re:iPhone, it's the hottest phone on the market by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      He's heard to hear over the other thousand or so phones roaming around. He has no cellular company, either.

      --

      "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  9. Dante's iNferno? by fimchick · · Score: 5, Funny

    If your iPhone explodes and kills you, do you go to Apple Hell where everything runs on Windows?

    1. Re:Dante's iNferno? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      If your iPhone explodes and kills you, do you go to Apple Hell where everything runs on Windows?

      Nope. You're just stuck with the system you came with and you cannot ever upgrade. How's that for Fanboi hell. No Shiney!

      --
      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    2. Re:Dante's iNferno? by maxume · · Score: 3, Funny

      Isn't that where we are now?

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    3. Re:Dante's iNferno? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inferno is based off Plan 9, not Windows.

      http://www.vitanuova.com/inferno/

    4. Re:Dante's iNferno? by Web+Host+Directory · · Score: 1

      lol, and Billy is satan :)

    5. Re:Dante's iNferno? by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be the same thing as Microsoft Hell?

      --
      This is not the funny you're looking for.
    6. Re:Dante's iNferno? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where everything runs on Windows Me?

      Fixed that for ya.

    7. Re:Dante's iNferno? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      No, everything runs on Linux. ;)

  10. Whatever, this is MS fud! by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously this strategic move by Apple to created a 7 in one device (phone, email, text, game platform, camera, photo album, grenade) and MS can't handle it.

    --
    Sent from your iPad.
  11. non disclosure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "..and we are waiting to receive the iPhones from the customers..."

    Guess they are going to be waiting a LOOOOONG time since they wanted the victims to sign non disclosure agreements if they wanted a refund.

    I mean what kind of idiot would send back a dangerously faulty item if they knew the company was going to try and cover it up.

    1. Re:non disclosure by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure no manufacturer of consumer products is going to give you a refund or compenstion simply because you sid their product was faulty and you won't let them examine it. I'm also pretty sure that even the French legal system will need a greater proof than "I swear it just exploded, I didn't do anything wrong" to come to a ruling also.

      --
      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
  12. Manufacturing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The more that companies have moved Western production (American, EU, Japan, Canada, etc) to Chinese manufacturing, the more injuries there has been occurring. I wonder if the price saved is worth the lawsuits?

    1. Re:Manufacturing? by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >>>I wonder if the price saved is worth the lawsuits?

      Well Ford performed this analysis in the 70s when they had a rash of exploding Pintos, and their accountants determined "yes" it's cheaper to pay-off the families of dead drivers than to spend the million-or-so on reengineering and fixing the problem. Besides the Pinto would eventually be phased-out anyway and replaced with a new 80s model, so the problem would solve itself, therefore just keep paying-off the victims to be silent (sound familiar?).

      I suspect today's accountants are saying the same thing - "The money saved by shipping cheap goods from China or India is cheaper than the money paid-out to people with burned hands." Of course this is why we have a government - to protect our individual rights from those persons who would do us harm.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    2. Re:Manufacturing? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Japan is Western now?

      I always knew East vs. West was bullshit, since the earth is spherical.

      But at least stick to your own fucking definitions.

    3. Re:Manufacturing? by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sun doesn't rise, either. I enjoy a good morning earth turn.

    4. Re:Manufacturing? by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The money saved by shipping cheap goods from China or India is cheaper than the money paid-out to people with burned hands.

      I think you meant it's cheaper to pay out people with burned hands than to correct a design flaw. Presumably the product would still be assembled in China, regardless.

    5. Re:Manufacturing? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know where they were manufacturing before, but I have noticed a huge drop in the quality of Apple's hardware. I've bee a Mac aficionado since the early 1990s but my latest computer from them, a Macbook, is the first Mac I have actually hated. First there are the sharp edges that hurt my wrists. Then there are the edges that soon broke off. Then there's the fact that it freezes and applications seem incapable of quitting without crashing. Then there's the power adapter that heats up so much I have to use an oven glove to unplug it. Then there's the battery that heats up so much I can't even set the damn thing in my lap. I never thought I'd say this, but I hate my Mac!

      --
      Drill baby drill - on Mars
    6. Re:Manufacturing? by Ecuador · · Score: 0, Troll

      You are obviously a troll. My employer gave me a free Macbook (they asked me to develop for the iphone, so they had to I guess) and it is great... oh wait, it is great because I gave it back! Compared to a $400 Lenovo (after coupon) I bought at about the same time, it proved slower, heavier (with smaller screen at the same time!), hotter and with a retarded power adapter that falls off most of my (US) outlets and is a pain to unplug from the laptop side (when the plug is tiny and slippery, magnetic does not help much). Oh, did I mention you have to do silly tricks (closing the lid etc) to get the dual screen setup to work? The only thing on par with the Lenovo was the sharp edges you mention, which, sadly, the Lenovo did not avoid either (seriously, is that a new trend? I don't remember my older laptops trying to slit my wrists). As for development, I had them get me a new mac mini. It is not faster, it is only marginally less expensive, but it works adequately on a KVM with the same dual monitor & keyboard/mouse setup I have for my Linux machines and does not drive me nuts near as much as the Macbook (well the OS still annoys me greatly at times, but I guess it is not the hardware's fault - I could run Linux if only I did not have to develop on Xcode...).

      --
      Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Polar Scope Align for iOS
    7. Re:Manufacturing? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      [Citation needed, badly]

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    8. Re:Manufacturing? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If true, you need to take that in. It sounds like an issue with that unit. Actually a bad power supply would explain everything you talked about.
      As would a bad power connector.

      If you are just trolling, why? please find somehow constructive to do. Make the world a better place.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    9. Re:Manufacturing? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't believe the parent is a troll. I have one of the Macbook Pros with the coreduo processor. These are the ones that Apple said "we never intended for them to be used on your lap." When people complained that the bottom became to hot to put it on your lap. I'm not talking about bare legs here, I'm talking about resting the laptop on your lap when wearing jeans.

      One can install 3rd party plugins/apps like smcFanControl, but why won't apple fix this? Because they removed the term "laptop" from the manual :)

      Now if Apple could just invent a docking station... so corporate users wouldn't have to plug in half a dozen cables every day. Of course you could go out an buy the Apple Monitor, which would eliminate 1 cable...

    10. Re:Manufacturing? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but why would you think I'm a troll?

      --
      Drill baby drill - on Mars
    11. Re:Manufacturing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because about 80% of ./ posts are trolls, and any mention of MS, Apple, or DRM bumps the odds to around 97%

    12. Re:Manufacturing? by turbotroll · · Score: 1

      Now if Apple could just invent a docking station... so corporate users wouldn't have to plug in half a dozen cables every day. Of course you could go out an buy the Apple Monitor, which would eliminate 1 cable...

      Is this what you are looking for? :>

    13. Re:Manufacturing? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

      That was a better design the the current 3rd party attempts at a docking station which is an automated way (via a handle) to plug in the cables all at once.

      What is Apple's resistance to a docking station? One with built in physical security/power/networking/extra USB ports/monitor etc..

    14. Re:Manufacturing? by indiechild · · Score: 1

      I generally haven't had problems with my Macs except the 13" MacBook Core Duo (1st generation, mid 2006) that I got for my sister, which exhibits the problems that you describe. It really is one of the worst models they came up with. Is yours a 1st gen MB as well? We had to get it repaired under warranty during 2006 due to the random shutdown problems.

      My MBP Cure 2 Duo on the other hand, which I bought about 4 months later (October 2006), has been flawless.

    15. Re:Manufacturing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I saw that speech in 'Fight Club' as well.

    16. Re:Manufacturing? by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

      I had a first generation titanium G4 powerbook. It was a piece of crap. The stress of the monitor opening and closing caused the titanium to crack on four cases. I was lucky to have applecare. The slot loading DVD player also had a habit of scratching disks, and about once a day the surface where your wrists rest would shock you.

    17. Re:Manufacturing? by Anonymusing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What is Apple's resistance to a docking station? One with built in physical security/power/networking/extra USB ports/monitor

      Maybe because it tried that before and didn't do very well?

      --
      Liberal? Conservative? Compare perspectives at Left-Right
    18. Re:Manufacturing? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Shit on a shingle! Don't you know how to use google??? LINK - http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=THE+FORD+PINTO+CASE%3A+

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    19. Re:Manufacturing? by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

      There was an issue with the firmware. I had one from the first generation too. The problem was solved with a firmware uptdate; of course, I would have liked better to not need a firmware update to stop my Mac hanging or overheating. On the plus side, that machine is still working today after 3 years of use and abuse. About the chargers, I would like them to be made of alluminium too -except for the plug part, naturally. When they are charging the battery and the computer is working too, they get unconfortably hot, but not enough has the GP said to need a kitchen glove. If what the GP says is true, he got a faulty machine.

      --
      Mexico: 100% conservative's America now!
  13. How many have actually exploded? by Red+Marker · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I've seen lots of links and stories about the kid in Paris who got glass in his eye, and apparently he won't turn over the iPod for testing. Apple says they're aware of fewer than ten incidents, and that these all seem to be caused by "external force", not battery issues.

    There are millions of iPhones out there. Until there are some credibly documented cases where an iPhone exploded due to a factory defect, I'll assume that there's no story here.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I need to x-ray my can of Pepsi.

    1. Re:How many have actually exploded? by sexconker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damned external forces.

      Gravity.
      Atmospheric pressure.
      Radiation pressure from the light of your mackbook pro's lcd.

      I thought the reality distortion field was supposed to block such harmful forces.

    2. Re:How many have actually exploded? by turbotroll · · Score: 1

      I've seen lots of links and stories about the kid in Paris who got glass in his eye, and apparently he won't turn over the iPod for testing.

      Why would he surrender the evidence to Apple? So that they can conveniently destroy it?

      Apple says they're aware of fewer than ten incidents, and that these all seem to be caused by "external force", not battery issues.

      Apple says. Excuse me if I prefer listening to a less biased source.

  14. Video of lithium battery explosion by bzzfzz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Something to keep you entertained until we get actual video of exploding devices.

    It is difficult to imagine that an explosion could be caused by any other components in the device. The battery is supposed to be double fused which limits the amount of power to other components, but if there is a failure within the battery itself, the results can be dramatic.

    1. Re:Video of lithium battery explosion by v1 · · Score: 1

      batteries of this type typically have a fuse inside the pack, between two cells, so that in case the pack is shorted right at the contacts as they come out of the battery, that fuse will still go. Then there's sometimes another fuse inline with the leads or where one of the leads emerges from the pack. Manufacturers sometimes skip that one. But most products also have a microfuse on the board in series with the battery power which is why they can call it double-fused. One in the battery, and one on the board.

      Especially with small products, they omit the external fuse on the battery, because it's not meant to be changeable/serviced anyway..

      --
      I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
    2. Re:Video of lithium battery explosion by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If they blew like they did in the viseo, there would ahve been alot more damage.
      The pictures I saw of them only have some broken glass.

      Maybe the screen isn't mounted properly and tension applied just right causes it? Or maybe people are damaging them and trying to get a new unit?

      I ahve no idea which, or either it is.

      here is a picture of one of them, and that doesn't look like the results of an exploding battery:
      http://iphoneoverdose.com/2009/another-story-of-an-overheating-iphone/

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  15. Don't Panic by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm typing this on my iPhone right now, and everything is just fi

    1. Re:Don't Panic by DefecatingMasonry · · Score: 1

      I'm typing this on my iPhone right now, and everything is just fi

      Thoughtful of Apple to include the submit post on explosion feature...

  16. What?!? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    No "incidents" caused by overuse of the "vibrate" feature?

    --
    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
    1. Re:What?!? by drseuk · · Score: 1

      Well, since my gf discovered the iVibe app, our electricity consumption has decreased dramatically and she's allowed me to smeg around coding in yesterday's undies since she's deemed our washing machine as being surplus to requirements. Obviously this was before she exploded. Someone should tell Al Gore.

  17. Boom? by snspdaarf · · Score: 1
    FTA:

    if its start to make noises, raise smoke or shake un normally, itâ(TM)s a sign something is about to happen.

    Are we talking iPhone, or Mt. St. Helens?
    Seriously, I would like to think that there would be some way to overload protect things to prevent this. I know lithium batteries are special, but why can't there be some element that opens up to prevent the phaser on overload scenario?

    --
    Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
    1. Re:Boom? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I liked that bit too, because it suggests that there are kids out there who DON'T realize that if their phone is smoking, that's a bad sign.

  18. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more that companies have moved Western production (American, EU, Japan, Canada, etc) to Chinese manufacturing, the more injuries there has been occurring. I wonder if the price saved is worth the lawsuits?

    Yes.One mention of GM's cost benefit analysis. Saving just $2.40 per vehicle was worth having a couple of folks get killed. The Apple stuff won't kill anyone. The suits are chump change compared to what they're saving.

    Face it fanboys, Apple is just like any other big corporation.

  19. Re:Get to know when your iPhone is about to explod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha-stupid filter- hahahahahahahaha

  20. suspicious by TRRosen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    these latest reports sound just a bit funny to me. I know the iPod is built well but I just don't see the screen breaking before the back deforms. Remember these batteries don't explode they expand and then off gas flames. The description of the events just don't match what you would expect from a battery of this type failing in this device.
    the first one in britain - yes
    1 device is damaged by a drop
    2 device begins to overheat
    3 device shoots short burst of flames
    this is how you would expect this device to fail.
    But the last couple -- It just went pop and the screen shattered -- strange indeed, especially since the second seemed like he was reading the account of the first one line by line rather then telling something that happened to him.

    1. Re:suspicious by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      Or it could simply be the battery and lcd panel are far to close together and when the battery starts over heating the heat transferred is enough to begin warping the LCD case unit something cracks.

      The few photo's I've seen of the iPhone battery problem suggest the battery's getting close to if not well over 70 degrees celcius. Thats only a guess based on a limited knowledge of how hot you have to get something before plastic starts de-clolouring. I doubt the LCD panel was designed to take anything close to those temperatures.

    2. Re:suspicious by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      No one has mentioned the LCDs melting, Just the screens breaking. And it seems to me that we would see deformation of the case well before the glass would shatter.

  21. Re:Get to know when your iPhone is about to explod by maxume · · Score: 1

    Why are you linking and reposting their advertisement? "Listen to your iPhone and get to know when the iPhone is about is explode in you hand on in the pocket" is a dead giveaway that the page you linked was thrown together by someone who speaks English as a second language, probably the guy who wrote the iPop app advertised at that site.

    --
    Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  22. Re:Like Sharks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's right, the entire EU is run by unpaid fines from overzealous monopoly abusing American corporations (one of which makes all of its products in China). Oh noes, whatever will we do now a dweeb has rumbled the ruse?

  23. a few things to add to that list by v1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    (*) Do not place ipod back in your pocket if it's on fire
    (*) Do not huff fumes if your ipod is smoking
    (*) Do not overheat your ipod to start your campfire
    (*) Do not eat your ipod
    (*) Not certified for use as a shark repellent

    anything else you need to tell us?

    --
    I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
    1. Re:a few things to add to that list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your very own Apple IPHONE will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. When you're done playing with it, you can euthanize it with a lighter. Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Apple Science engineers believe that the Iphone is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.

    2. Re:a few things to add to that list by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      anything else you need to tell us?

      Yes.

      Do not taunt happy iPod

      --
      8 of 13 people found this answer helpful. Did you?
  24. Re:Like Sharks by oneirophrenos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The EU smells money.

    Will Apple escape? Or will the EU leech off of them endlessly like they do with MS?

    Should the EU not intervene on behalf of its citizens? I think this is exactly the kind of thing a governmental body should do, step in to protect people when corporations decide to do something stupid.

  25. Re:Get to know when your iPhone is about to explod by Shikaku · · Score: 1

    Because it's true?

    Lipo batteries pop and swell and get really hot before they explode.

  26. Car accidents are likely, not iphone explosions by Fastfwd · · Score: 1

    We all know people who drive cars and we all know people who have been in accidents.

    We also all know people who own and use iphones, not as many but enough that if this was in any way frequent we would know about it. Maybe it does explode sometimes but what at what point does it become a threat? How does it compare to other similar smartphones?

    1. Re:Car accidents are likely, not iphone explosions by IRWolfie- · · Score: 1

      I can't be certain but I would wager it is not common for other smartphones to explode ...

  27. Re:Like Sharks by sexconker · · Score: 1, Troll

    Ah, but when the result is simply fines and no real change to the operation of the company...

  28. You can't be too rich or too thin by zogger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Modern fashion with gadgets is ultra thin and light, which is dangerous when it comes to lithium batteries. They are *delicate* and dangerous. This marketing decision leads to being not as good from an engineering standpoint (on being safe I mean) in designing the batteries, they are too subject to being smashed/bent, or have design and manufacturing screwups, and that leads to simple failure or catastrophic failure.

        This utter fixation on having the smallest most powerful batteries combined with their basic chemistry of heating and catching fire and having runaway reactions will inevitably lead to a lot of failures when you are making millions of units.

        And look at all this constant kvetching about battery life on laptops and so on. Geez, what a freekin non problem theoretically. If people could be content to carry the same weight they did just a few years ago, as if their girly man muscles could even handle the strain, oh the horrors, they could have *bigger and longer lasting and safer batteries*, probably cheaper as well, but every generation of new gadgets they insist on shaving some ounces and inches off. Well, you can do that to excess it appears. Battery tech has not quite kept up with other electronics miniaturization tech here, so you get problems. They can make the batteries smaller plus more powerful at the same time, but obviously it raises the risk factor. They are pushing it too close to the exploding edge.

    Small, powerful, safe, pick two

    Form is not necessarily your friend always over function. Perhaps if they take a few tens of million$ in cost in recalls and lawsuits this lesson of marketing versus engineering quality standards will sink in better. And any company that did that could turn it around in the market, use their new designed safer and more powerful batteries, albeit larger and heavier, as a marketing edge over just smaller and lighter. There could be some rather humorous ads along these lines showing the victim of the teeniest gadget walking around on fire and all charred all the time, just so he can stupidly brag how cool his new .5 ounce and 1/64th inch thick iXploder is...

    1. Re:You can't be too rich or too thin by indiechild · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thick and heavy gadgets won't cut it in today's market. My 1st gen iPhone is at the "barely tolerable" size, weight and thickness -- any bigger and I would be loath to carry it in my pocket when I don't have a shoulder bag with me.

      Nobody wants to go back to the 90s when people were carrying around brick phones.

    2. Re:You can't be too rich or too thin by dangitman · · Score: 1

      And look at all this constant kvetching about battery life on laptops and so on. Geez, what a freekin non problem theoretically. If people could be content to carry the same weight they did just a few years ago,

      Wait, what? A few years ago, your laptop was still using a Lithium Ion battery. They've been used in laptops for, what, over 15 years now? To go back to non-lithium technology, you'd need to go back a lot further than "a few years."

      oh the horrors, they could have *bigger and longer lasting and safer batteries*,

      This makes no sense. A larger battery (of the same technology) is more hazardous, as there is more fuel for the fire.

      Besides, smaller device like the iPhone tend to use Lithium Polymer batteries, which are widely considered a safer derivative of the technology than regular Lithium Ion. I also think you''l find the catastrophic battery failure rates of earlier, bulkier Lithium Ions in laptops was much higher than the rate of failure of today's smaller ones.

      Basically, I can't see any merit to your arguments. And if you think it's about "girly muscles" then you're deluding yourself. If you had to have a larger, heavier laptop, which would you rather use the space for - a bulkier battery that doesn't improve performance, or extra CPU cores and more powerful graphics? I know what I'd choose.

      There could be some rather humorous ads along these lines showing the victim of the teeniest gadget walking around on fire and all charred all the time, just so he can stupidly brag how cool his new .5 ounce and 1/64th inch thick iXploder is...

      That would be some pretty dishonest marketing, as we haven't actually seen any verified reports of that happening.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
  29. Common practice by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

    It's fairly common practice that companies don't lay claims to their products breaking. But I find Apple are some of the worst about it.

    --
    No sig for you. YOU GET NO SIG!
  30. Re:fuck you slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No ads for me. Guess you are not up to date about ad blocking technology?

  31. Can I be the only one? by perlmangle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does no one else find the makeipodsafe.com site to be an obvious (and hilarious) parody?

    * There are millions of Apple products out there at the customers...
    * According to the last ones which already explode and went on fire...
    * How to avoid iPhone from exploding
    * Lots more...

    And this?

    C'mon people; that's comedy gold.

  32. Old story, Apple has commented on the issue by dzfoo · · Score: 1

    According to the BBC, Apple has analysed the reports and the returned iPhones and concluded that in all cases, "external force" caused the breakage, and that there is no indication of batteries overheating or internal explosions.

          -dZ.

    --
    Carol vs. Ghost
    ...Can you save Christmas?
    1. Re:Old story, Apple has commented on the issue by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      Haven't there been a couple of discussions already this year regarding people who try to scam stores and warrantee service?

    2. Re:Old story, Apple has commented on the issue by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Yes. My guess is that there are at most a very few number of strange incidents which warranted genuine investigation by Apple (perhaps just a couple), but since the anomalies were touted all over the web as "OMGBBQWTF!!! exploding iPodz!!1one! FAIL!", some people have tried to take advantage of the bad press to extort a refund from Apple.

      In any case, if Apple is to be given the benefit of the doubt, the incidents have been much over-stated.

            -dZ.

      --
      Carol vs. Ghost
      ...Can you save Christmas?
    3. Re:Old story, Apple has commented on the issue by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Apple has analysed the reports and the returned iPhones and concluded that in all cases, "external force" caused the breakage

      Because Apple would never lie or misrepresent the truth to protect its reputation.

      Even if the failure was caused by "external force" the device could still not be within legal safety standards. If a phone has a risk of exploding after being dropped it is still not considered safe. A device with an Li battery must be able to withstand a certain level of impact without becoming dangerous (IE exploding), electronic devices must adhere to safety standards just like cars.

      Remember that the EU has not passed judgement, they are initiating an investigation. I will refrain from jumping to conclusions about the EU's motives and await he results of the investigation.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    4. Re:Old story, Apple has commented on the issue by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      I'm not assuming they would never lie; God knows I don't have much trust of corporations. However, I'm also sceptical of users complaining loudly about Apple just because it is the fashionable thing to do; especially in Slashdot, where Apple has turned into the new evil empire, and Google is the messiah incarnate, as if the world was just so black and white. Besides, other than some very few allegations, there is really no indication that the phones actually exploded, and Apple is denying such allegations.

      They are not claiming that there are absolutely no problems with these devices, as others seem to imply. As a matter of fact, they say they are currently investigating the allegations on a number of devices (a single digit number, they claim). They are just claiming that there does not seem to be any evidence of overheating or battery problems with the devices in question. Their suggestion is that the devices were dropped and the screen cracked, not exploded. Of course, this could be a lie to avoid bad press, but have you already judged them and are unwilling to even consider the possibility of them telling the truth?

      Sure, they could be lying, but at this point we have little to go by but their word and the word of a (very) few complainants--that's it, anything else is just noise: I would not be putting too much stock on all those bloggers that have jumped in the Apple-bashing bandwagon, echoing (rather loudly) the complaints from third-hand comments they read somewhere, overstating the issue as if any iPhone is just a ticking time-bomb waiting to explode.

                  -dZ.

      --
      Carol vs. Ghost
      ...Can you save Christmas?
    5. Re:Old story, Apple has commented on the issue by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Then I assume you plan on doing the same thing as me, waiting for the EU to finish it's investigation.

      No charges have yet been laid, this is a bog standard consumer affairs investigation, it happens all the time in Australia and the EU. If the EU finds nothing wrong and Apple is complying with safety standards then the EU will publish this and nothing more will happen.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    6. Re:Old story, Apple has commented on the issue by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I believe that the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) is also investigating the allegations in the U.S.A.

            -dZ.

      --
      Carol vs. Ghost
      ...Can you save Christmas?
  33. "pound me in the ass" app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just hope all this "there is an app for that" crowd gets the "pound me in the ass" app and shut the fuck up forever.

    Oh wait.. they already have iphone..

    1. Re:"pound me in the ass" app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What hasn't been reported are the three fatalities caused by iPhones exploding while inserted inside the user's anuses.

  34. you got it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you get killed by your exploding iPhone, it's like a suicide bombing. You don't go to Apple hell, you go to Apple paradise, where the Apple martyrs are given 70 virginal Apple prerelease products and 70 Apple desktop computers.

    1. Re:you got it backwards by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 1

      70 Mac Minis?

  35. One more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot.

    (*) Do not put your ipod in your ass if it's on fire. If it is not on fire, you can do that safely and behave like any other smug apple user.

  36. Re:Eh? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

    True. Not everybody has succumbed to the RDF?? Unlike US media and public, others still have balls? That's SO WRONG, man!

    Now pass on some of that kool-aid you are drinking. I am running out of them.

  37. France.. by kevinNCSU · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's been several exploding iPhone incidents in France. While Apple claims they are isolated unintentional incidents the French Government issued a formal Surrender to Apple just in case.

    1. Re:France.. by kevinNCSU · · Score: 0

      Flamebait? Has this become youtube where no comment is outrageous enough not to be taken seriously by someone? Lighten up =P

  38. Reality distortion field enforcement by Animats · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I see the Apple PR people are out in force, modding this down. It usually takes about 45 minutes to 2 hours for a post critical of Apple to be modded down, which may reflect the Google crawl and update delay. It would be fun if Slashdot graphed this. The usual trajectory is that something critical of Apple gets modded up in the first few minutes, then the Apple promoters get involved.

    1. Re:Reality distortion field enforcement by maxume · · Score: 1

      Or the single moderator that modded you down so far happened to agree with me that you had simply reposted the stupid advertisement from the story (also, of the four points, 2 aren't really critical of Apple, and another is incoherent).

      I'm no Apple promoter, I can't believe people shell out for the shiny lock down they sell.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    2. Re:Reality distortion field enforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's posting something linked to in the summary, hence the redundant mod.. You know, because it was redundant?

      BTW, I modded you down.

  39. The REAL cause by erroneus · · Score: 1

    No one wants to talk about it, but I will.

    The real cause is that these devices are running on *BSD. The icon for BSD is no accident. It is representative of the devil that is inside of every computer device running BSD. They all explode!

  40. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely. Companies traditionally make you sign legal agreements preventing you from talking about explosions that didn't happen.

    Are you on fucking crack?

  41. Re:Like Sharks by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Well, EU did achieve the desired result with Microsoft, didn't they? I would imagine that in this case they will also just keep raising fines for repeated non-compliance.

  42. Apple is Good At Ignoring Hardware Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple never really acknowledged the problem with G3 power supplies burning up the instant after people tried upgrading to OS X. I have a web page that describes how I converted a G3 motherboard to use a PC ATX power supply, and I still get emails from people with G3s that OS X killed that want to try to get them going again on a PC power supply.

  43. too extreme by zogger · · Score: 1

    I said from just a few years ago, not the early 90s brickphone era. Bleeding edge small electronics are cool, less size and less power requirements for what they can do, which is "more" now, but bleeding edge battery tech today is not cool, it gets hot, and might asplode or catch fire. It just hasn't kept up adequately. We've had plenty of battery problems and recall stories from the last few years as proof of that. Until such a time as they can match the two techs on safety and reliability and function, they should be a scosh conservative on dropping the battery sizes and err on the side of caution. If that means the form factor has to stay slightly larger than possible, with a little more weight, in order to more insure better safety and to give device runtime longevity, it should be so. Your first gen is "barely tolerable", but a recent gen with a better battery would still be better than that first example, smaller and lighter, but more safe and better runtime. which means it would still be tolerable-enough.

    How about the traditional car analogy? If the tires on your street screamer 150 mph Belchfire from 5 years ago got wonky at 90, and blew off the rims in shreds, would it make sense to have a newer Belchfire that could go 180, with even thinner and more questionable tires? Tires are *rather important* on performance cars, batteries are *rather important* with performance portable devices. No sense being cheap or stupid on either one.

      That's all I am saying, these manufacturers of gadgets need to match that battery tech, because lithium batteries are inherently a lot more prone to failure with some pretty bad results if one little thing goes wrong with them. I really like new battery tech, I just don't want them to go off too extreme to the point of compromising safety and reliability, when there's no need, when devices now are already pretty small. They can back off that for a few years and let the two techs catch up with other better. If it takes fines and investigations and recalls and lost liability lawsuits and a lot of bad press and maybe some bureaucratic rulings, that's what it might take. Perhaps better battery standards might be in order here, then all the various vendors would be forced to operate from the same level so no one would have an unfair advantage.

      We can't always leave these decisions to marketing, we long ago adopted safety standards for any number of products and obviously these safety standards need to be applied more vigorously to portable lithium battery powered devices, and having a better runtime would be a double plus good for most folks anyway.

    Sometimes it is just a better idea to let the engineers have the final say on things.

    1. Re:too extreme by dangitman · · Score: 1

      it gets hot, and might asplode or catch fire. It just hasn't kept up adequately. We've had plenty of battery problems and recall stories from the last few years as proof of that.

      Got any evidence that the failures have actually increased? Perhaps companies are just more cautious about recalls now, after having been burned by some really catastrophic failures in the late 90s and early 2000s?

      As someone who uses a lot of Lithium Ion/Polymer batteries for hobbies, my experience is that they've gotten a lot more reliable in the last 5 years.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
  44. My Mac Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you Mac fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a Mac (a Mac Pro with two 2.26GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon "Nehalem" processors and 6GB of RAM) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Pentium Pro 200 running NT 4, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this Mac, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.

    In addition, during this file transfer, Safari will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even Text Edit is straining to keep up as I type this.

    I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various Macs, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a Mac that has run faster than its Wintel counterpart, despite the Macs' faster chip architecture. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 2x 2.26Ghz 8-core machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the Macintosh is a superior machine.

    Mac addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a Mac over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.

    1. Re:My Mac Sucks by matria · · Score: 1

      You have bigger problems, or you are not describing this one accurately. I read this, and on my G4 iBook copied a 27Mb file from one folder to another, and it didn't even have time to open the process dialog.

  45. In one more obvious example of favoritism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In one more obvious example of favoritism for their darling Apple, the European Union merely investigates, you can bet if it was a Zune that blew up, the European courts would be all over MS, their european assets would have been preemptively seized and the board would have been shot in a dark alley in Strasbourg.

  46. Re:Like Sharks by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Ah, but when the result is simply fines and no real change to the operation of the company...

    Would you prefer the EU to storm into Apple's European offices and start throwing the managers off balconies. I should imagine that would be more effective then fines.

    Fines are the best disincentive against abusive behaviour (a la Microsoft), in Apple's case if the EU's investigation finds the iphone could be dangerous something the EU could ban EU retailers from carrying the device until it is fixed and leverage a fine against Apple. This could not be done against MS as there was no problem with MS's products, it was MS's business practices that were wrong.

    --
    Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  47. take yer pick by zogger · · Score: 1

    Never said the failures increased, just that they happen, and there have been some really large recalls of lithium based batteries and reports of people having pocket sized gadgets catch fire in their pockets and so forth. And no, a larger battery wouldn't necessarily be less safe, as they could engineer in better separation of the cells and protection circuitry and a stouter battery covering pack to them. If you want to look at a quick review, here is a simple search of slashdot here via google on battery recall.

    I'm not saying batteries haven't gotten better, they have obviously, and I did say I liked new battery tech to clarify that again, just that they seem to not be keeping pace as well as the other miniaturization efforts. And as a separate issue, if they stuck to larger capacity batteries, they could have longer run times. That would of course necessitate larger/thicker/heavier batteries, which would *still* be lighter than the older NiMH styled or earlier lithium. And as one guy elsewhere in the thread who works doing repairs pointed out, a lot of these things have separate warranty provisions for the battery packs and chargers that are less inclusive than the actual gadget. There's a reason for that.

  48. It's a feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an unpublished feature...designed to prevent your equipment from being tampered with...and permit you the opportunity to upgrade.

    Still, not to store your phone down the front of your pants.

    Seriously, this is the kind of thing which will happen with more and more drastic results as energy density of batteries increase. The answer is more extensive product testing and better knowledge of how such devices behave so that they can be designed to be safe.

    Of course, NOT OWNING one keeps you much safer....

    And we can be grateful that MS never got into this market.

    -wizodd

    "I love nuclear power, I use the Sun daily. But it IS dangerous, we have this nuclear reactor sitting 8 light minutes away, and it is still dangerous enough to kill you under normal operating conditions."