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Thieves Clear Out NJ Apple Store In 31 Seconds

theodp writes "An amazing surveillance tape of a burglary in progress at a New Jersey Apple Store shows five perps in masks smashing the plate-glass doors at 2:05 a.m., signaling to the security guard that they had a gun, and clearing off the display tables with the efficiency of a Indy 500 pit crew. The take: 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones and 9 iPod touches in 31 seconds flat. Estimated value, based on average selling price: $46,345. No word yet on whether Microsoft's Laptop Hunters have alibis."

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  1. On the bright side... by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...Apple has received a million dollars worth of free publicity for the low cost of their insurance deductible.

    1. Re:On the bright side... by Gerzel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Low cost?

      Low cost per month but how many months?

      Insurance costs are always looked on as low giving the short term cost but never the accumulated costs.

  2. Amazing? by sleeponthemic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know whether my idea of criminality standards are just a bit higher, but when I watched that video I wasn't the slightest bit "amazed" by it. What's so amazing about filling your arms / pockets full of merchandise and getting the fok out of there? I'd like to think that all of us are smart enough to "mastermind" a crime such as that.

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    1. Re:Amazing? by clarkn0va · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd like to think that most of us are smart enough to not commit such a crime as that.

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    2. Re:Amazing? by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. And the way they were slapping them closed and handling them, I'd be surprised if a few screens and drives didn't work well after this. It'll make it hard to fence them.

      Because people who buy stolen property from the back of a van are known for thoroughly testing it first?

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    3. Re:Amazing? by iron-kurton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even though we are so much smarter than these neanderthal criminal guys, we still have to look up the definition of money laundering in a dictionary.

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    4. Re:Amazing? by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There was a sudden global drop in IQ, and millions of geeks cried out in terror!

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    5. Re:Amazing? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do not meddle in the affairs of ebay wizards...for they are powerful and quick to anger.

      Besides, there's plenty of people on this planet willing to pay good money for a little sweet talk.

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    6. Re:Amazing? by mqduck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      intelligence != morality

      I'll probably get modded down as a troll or something for this, but...

      morality != respecting property laws (necessarily)

      Most people would disagree, but a respectable argument could be made that stealing from a wealthy corporation is morally neutral.

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  3. That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by EWAdams · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Using a gun in the commission of a felony usually gets you extra jail time... and these guys did this for $46,000 worth of gear, which probably has a value of about $3000 with a fence?

    If all I'm gonna get is $3000, I might as well... oh, I dunno, WORK for the money and not have the years in jail.

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    1. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by SashaMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mod parent up. If you're going to commit a felony that will result in significant jail time, at least rob a bank or a high end jewelery store. Instead they steal an easily tracked, serial-numbered product with a ridiculously low fence-to-retail value. Furthermore, their crime is newsworthy enough ("Look at those shiny macbooks disappear!") that they manage to get coverage on major websites and news outlets.

      Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks! They might even have scratched the case!!!"

    2. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by nomadic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Finally, they incur the wrath of apple fanboys everywhere now determined to track them down: "Did you see how they handled those MacBooks! They might even have scratched the case!!!"

      What are the fanboys going to do? Throw their frappuccinos at them? Picture a bunch of apple fanboys trying to intimidate you. You just giggled out loud, right? I mean, we're not exactly talking offensive linemen here...

    3. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I remember correctly, the weapons of mass destruction situation was different. That would be more like you telling me I have a gun in my pocket, me denying it, and you beating me up even though I don't have it.

    4. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by Stiletto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Trouble is, it's fairly easy for even a public defender to get a jury to the reasonable doubt point on the matter.

      I wouldn't call that "trouble". That's the whole point of the system. The government SHOULD have to prove something beyond reasonable doubt before they are allowed to force someone into prison (where they are likely to be assaulted, raped, and possibly killed). I thank my lucky stars that I live in a place where, at least in theory, I can't have my life ruined simply because some cop with a grudge thinks I might have had a gun in my pocket.

    5. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      $3000 in 31 seconds is $351,000 an hour.

      No, your math is based on incorrect assumptions. That's like saying a custom-crafted software application earns the writer $50K/hr because you paid $25K for it and it took 30 minutes to install--- even though it took 2 months to write
      For a crime like this, you need to include the time spent planning, fencing, and then looking over your shoulder for the next 10 years (or sitting in jail 5 years if you're caught)... and also divide by the number of people doing it.

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    6. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bank? Banks don't have money. Why do people think banks still have money? Even the ATMs are usually filled from preloaded cartridges brought in armored cars. THe bank itself has maybe $20K in cash, plus one of those exploding dye packets, plus a "panic button" that sends the cops in immediately. Banks haven't been a good target since late 60's, when everything started to go electronic.

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    7. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by Eil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mod parent up. If you're going to commit a felony that will result in significant jail time, at least rob a bank or a high end jewelery store.

      Banks are nearly impossible to rob and get away with (unless it's an inside job and then you can really only do it once).

      Jewelry doesn't have that high a black-market or second-hand value. I don't know this from experience, but just look at craigslist and ebay. All the engagement rings that sold for thousands of dollars retail get pawned second-hand for an order of magnitude less. Plus jewelry stores are harder to rob since almost all of them are in well-secured shopping malls these days.

      Second-hand Apple products on eBay, however, fetch almost what you'd pay retail for brand-new ones. Couple that with the incredibly weak physical security of most Apple stores and it's hard to think of a more tempting target.

    8. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by drsquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A better analogy would be me selling you a gun, then accusing you of being armed and running you over in my tank.

      Then killing a hundred thousand people.

      And still not finding your gun.

    9. Re:That's pathetic! They get dumber every day. by 4phun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My Daddy was a cop. He always told us all, if you are going to steal, steal big, the penalty is about the same.

      Good ole Bernie proved this to be true, didn't he. Has anyone ever scored more than he did? He scored big for what, few short years in jail before he dies? All those years living large probably filled him with enough memories to last several life times. Wouldn't those memories make Bernie's time a lot easier to do than the time given to urban ghetto punks like these.

  4. Unemployment in New Jersey 9.6% by NoYob · · Score: 5, Insightful
    With all those retired folks having lost much of their retirement in the stock market (wtf were retired or soon to be retired folks STILL in the market is beyond me), they have gone back to work: flipping burgers, retail, and other jobs that usually younger folks take - employers prefer older workers because they have a work ethic - usually.. Hence the reason why the unemployment rate among teenagers and early 20 somethings are well into the double digits.

    Add in their race, which looks like African American from the video, that adds quite a few more points on to their unemployment issues - for various reasons that I won't get into and which we all know.

    Now, I'm by no means condoning what they did: I'm just trying to promote some understanding. When folks get desperate, they do desperate things. Just getting a job, for many, is not an option - especially in one of the worst economies in decades.

    There are some doing to support substance abuse, which being an addict precludes employment. They need help.

    Now, there's the crowd that does this shit because "it's cool". They're just punks they should get their asses shot off.

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  5. Re:Elementary, my dear Watson by agnosticnixie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If it was a private Garda-type employee, chances are it's less "in on it" and more "fuck I'm not paid enough to risk my life for peanuts in the inventory"

  6. Re:Maybe Apple will be smart by sc7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another reason to avoid Apple's ecosystem. Sure, I hope these thieves do get caught, and it would be fine if that happened. But the fact that they could have the ability to do that because they control the whole product is quite disconcerting.

  7. Re:Too bad by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well... no, it sucks for the reseller. Or if the reseller is smart, then it sucks for the insurance company.

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  8. Re:No bars behind the glass? by michaelwv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, they are concerned. The stores are continual advertisements. Marketing would be horrified if they looked barricaded and unfriendly after hours.

  9. Re:Someone's head is going to roll...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your post is a great illustration of why Apple Stores beat the pants off most computer stores in terms of revenue per square foot. You're all worked up about so-called "loss prevention" that you've forgotten about getting people to actually buy the stuff. Apple Stores have been operating for how many years and this is the first one that's been hit like this? Meanwhile locking the product away after hours so nobody can see it would have cost Apple far more than a piddling $45,000 in profit over that time.

    The goal in retail is to make money, not to prevent theft. Theft prevention is simply one way to achieve that goal. Every security measure you take must be weighed against potential lost sales. Some of your advice would make little difference, like laminated glass, but pylons and locked-up merchandise are extremely unfriendly and are likely to backfire in terms of profitability.