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After 8 Years of Work, Be-Alike Haiku Releases Official Alpha

NiteMair writes "The Haiku project has finally released an official R1 alpha, after 8 years of development. This marks a significant milestone for the project, and it also debuts the first official/publicly available LiveCD ISO image that can be easily booted and used to install Haiku on x86 hardware. Haiku is a desktop operating system inspired by BeOS after Be, Inc. closed its doors in 2001. The project has remained true to the BeOS philosophy while integrating modern hardware support and features along the way." Eugenia adds this link to an article describing the history of the OS, along with a review of the alpha version."

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  1. Oh my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how strict
    Their code formatting rules are.
    Sounds like a tough job.

    1. Re:Oh my by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      You got the first post
      And started a Haiku fad
      I hope you're happy

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    2. Re:Oh my by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Good god, no!

      More idiots who think they are being smart by creating three lines of text in a 5-7-5.

      Come on geeks, if you are going to be geeks at least get it right. There is more to making a haiku than 5-7-5 and trying to sound smart. Go and google/wikipedia it.

      Hint. There are no haikus on this thread so far.

      Anal retentive
      I'll guess you've heard that before
      Down in your basement

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    3. Re:Oh my by the_fat_kid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh! Burn!

      wait, I live in my mom's basement you insensitve clod!

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    4. Re:Oh my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on geeks, if you are going to be geeks at least get it right. There is more to making a haiku than 5-7-5 and trying to sound smart. Go and google/wikipedia it.

      From wikipedia: "Haiku typically contain a kigo, or seasonal reference, and a kireji [lit. 'cutting word'] or verbal caesura."

      A haiku is more
      Than five, seven, and five words.
      Fuck you, it's autumn.

    5. Re:Oh my by fucket · · Score: 5, Funny

      Short a syllable
      A misused apostrophe
      Massive haiku fail

  2. Obligatory by Jeian · · Score: 4, Funny

    After eight long years
    The alpha release is done
    It took long enough

  3. Re:What about Syllable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Haiku is 17 times better than Syllable.

  4. Re:8 years is a long time by AHuxley · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not after 10.6 ;) Macs finally feel like BeOs.

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  5. redundant haiku is redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    i post this anon
    because so many exist
    but what is one more?

    1. Re:redundant haiku is redundant by grcumb · · Score: 2, Funny

      i post this anon because so many exist but what is one more?

      Redundant haiku
      Tautology makes very
      Redundant haiku.

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  6. Debian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when can we expect Debian GNU/Haiku?

  7. Re:Why can't you connect to the internet? by kinnell · · Score: 5, Funny

    "but no WiFi support means I can't connect to the Internet"

    Err, have you never heard of an ethernet cable?

    It's so much harder to plug an ethernet cable into your neighbour's router without them noticing.

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  8. Take that! by Brunellus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Honking geese fly south

    Cacophonously, just like

    Slashdot pedants' posts.

  9. Re:Just another flavour of Linux? by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes...let's create a new and entirely gratuitous standard because trolls
    and developers alike can't be bothered to be aware of the pre-existing
    standards and conventions that have existed on Unix in general (never
    mind just Linux) for 20 YEARS already.

    Losers.

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  10. Re:What about Syllable? by 7+digits · · Score: 2, Funny

    > When I tried out BeOS R4, I was really impressed but couldn't really use it day to day. Ever since then I've been looking for the next best thing but never found it.

    You should have looked at NeXT at this time. It was waaay better than BeOS.

  11. Re:Not free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    GNU/BeOS?

    Pshh, what a newbie OS that would be!

  12. Three more words by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

    three words:

    kernel mode setting

    Three more words:
    bicycle cheese starfish

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  13. Re:8 years is a long time by Weedhopper · · Score: 2, Funny

    BeFS.

  14. Re:8 years is a long time by greenguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's something kind of indefinable 'fun' about the OS as well..

    I've sent this in to Linux developers as a feature request.

    Dear developers,

    Please make Linux more fun. You know... like... fun. I think it could use 15-20% more je ne sais quoi. Then it would really rock.

    Thanks!
    Greenguy

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  15. Re:Just another flavour of Linux? by 4D6963 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm of the "if it looks like a duck" school of thought

    Sounds more like your school of thought goes like "if it's not an octopus and not a fish and it has two legs, it must be a duck".

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  16. Summer in September? Preposterous! by Tetsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uhh, it's the middle of September, dude. You might want to get a calendar.

    You might ask yourself,
    On what date does summer end?
    Do you see my point?

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  17. Re:What about Syllable? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Haiku is 17 times better than Syllable.

    What you call "better", I call "bloat"! I like my OSes how I like my poetry, streamlined and with everything extraneous removed. A wise man once said that the process of creating is done when you have removed everything you can. Clearly, then, Syllable is the best thing ever.

    Just as an example of its power, watch as I use Syllable to compress not only every Haiku, but every poem of every type ever, down into 3 poems!

    Sex.

    Death.

    Life.

    And for the enterprising Syllabist, you can probably guess that even this can be reduced down to a single poem, the one and only poem that you'll ever need:

    Fuck.

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  18. Torrent? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ya damned pirate.. you know only pirates and terrorists use p2p

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