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Banking Via Twitter?

In the latest example of how just because you can do something doesn't mean you should, one credit union has decided to offer a new feature, dubbed "tweetMyMoney," that allows members to interact with their accounts via Twitter. Can't wait for the next version, "tweetSomeoneElsesMoney." "tweetMyMoney, available exclusively to Vantage members! With tweetMyMoney, you can monitor your account balance, deposits, withdrawals, holds and cleared checks with simple commands. And, you can even transfer funds within your account. It's all available on Twitter, 24/7!"

193 comments

  1. two words by Dyinobal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've got two words for this "Bad idea" seriously I wonder what genius thought of this up.

    1. Re:two words by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 3, Funny

      I see your two words and trump you with one.

      That's right folks, this is indeed the Apocalypse.

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    2. Re:Two words by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Funny
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    3. Re:two words by VisualD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even if its secure from the perspective of other users (which it's not - does twitter even have a password policy?), it's ripe for abuse by twitter staff members, and anyone working in their co-lo centres (I'm assuming tweets are stored unencrypted). After all the push for two factor authentication and security management, we get this? Truly a WTF of the highest calibre.

    4. Re:two words by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      I guarantee that the marketing guys will think this is a success. Banking is one of many industries that can benefit from "gettin'em young". I bet this will bring in a ton of new accounts; and that is worth far more than paying back a few thousand because someone's twitter account got pawned.

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    5. Re:two words by SEWilco · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Hey, everybody, Susan has a balance of $347.88."

    6. Re:two words by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

      How disappointing to find out we live in such a pussy-ass universe. I want some fire and brimstone, or at least a few nuclear detonations.

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    7. Re:two words by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Obligatory post, really:

      "But, what could go wrong?"

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    8. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am in ur bank, stealin all ur fundz

    9. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your epic fail is having an epic fail.

      Page not found (/.d already?)

    10. Re:two words by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I wonder how long that will last.

      In their desperation to get people to switch accounts, most UK banks make it relatively easy to switch accounts -- they'll move all your direct debits (automatic bill payments) and so on.

      A few years ago, when I opened my student account, I got a free 5-year railcard (gives 33% off train fares, worth over £100, I've saved way more than that).
      I switched accounts 6 months after I graduated.

    11. Re:two words by Tanktalus · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Not anymore!" *snicker*

    12. Re:two words by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 1

      Hey - look at it this way: We are witnesses to history in the making (in a literary sense):

      Over time the meaning of words have changed. Examples:
      1. Awful used to mean "full of awe" (something wonderful or inspiring)
      2. Manufacture used to mean "to make by hand" (hence the "man")
      3. Nice came from the latin "not to know" ...hmm... maybe this one still stands. There are a lot of "nice" people in my workplace. Anyway ...

      Now Twitter. It used to mean:
      "Twitter is a free social networking and micro-blogging service that enables its users to send and read messages known as tweets" - Wikipedia.

      In the future it will mean:
      "Twitter is a free social networking and micro-blogging service for non-technical, non-questioning *sheeple who unknowingly love to air their laundry on wireshark.

      * Sheeple is a play on people + sheep. Not sure where I heard it (sorry - no reference to provide)

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    13. Re:Two words by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, apparently that site deletes the generated images after an hour or so. It showed a cat on a keyboard and said "I'm on ur Twitter" at the top, and at the bottom, "Sendin monee to Switzerland."

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    14. Re:two words by TheLink · · Score: 1

      That pussy-ass universe you talk about is very intriguing, but I'm still stuck in the basement. Send some pictures you insensitive clod!

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    15. Re:Two words by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Funny

      Twitter meets banking: a whale too large to fail.

    16. Re:two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was laughing . . . until I realized it was my bank.

      Suddenly the humor in it escapes me.

    17. Re:two words by bertoelcon · · Score: 1
      If you want to see a pussy-ass universe go look at some porn. If you want to see the real world then check a news feed with images.

      (Notice: Neither step involves leaving the basement.)

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    18. Re:Two words by antdude · · Score: 1

      404 - Not Found :P

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    19. Re:two words by StreetStealth · · Score: 1

      "Hey, everybody, Susan has a balance of $347.88."

      Actually, that's more what would happen with a Facebook banking app.

      And why I will never, ever sign into any other site through "Facebook Connect."

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    20. Re:two words by sqldr · · Score: 1

      TWO? You could only come up with TWO? I've got a whole smorgasbord.

      How about "idiot", "bandwagon", "fuck off", "no", "retarded", "why", "nauseating", "arsemonkey", "delete", "moron", "OH HAI", "webjockey", "twat", "SYNTAX ERROR" for starters?

      Then, I can really get going.

      "dickwad", "pustule", "grotesque", "goatse", "b[connection reset by peer]

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    21. Re:two words by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      It never ceases to amaze me about the stupid ideas people who are otherwise *allegedly* intelligent come up with...

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    22. Re:two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm firmly convinced that the only fix for the problems we have in the USA is only remedied by a 50MT thermonuclear weapon going off at ground level in DC.. Make sure ALL of the 535 congresscritters are in session, and of course the current inhabitant of the Whitehouse and his friend living over in the naval observatory.. A nice mushroom cloud, and problems solved....

    23. Re:two words by amanch · · Score: 1

      I agree with your two words completely. There is already online banking, who in the world would really care to tweet their bank? It's ridiculous. You can do all of the things with regular online banking that you can do with tweetmymoney, it's entirely pointless.

    24. Re:two words by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I come up with stupid ideas all the time. I'd say pretty much everybody does.

      But most people either take a second thought and realise the ideas are stupid and drop them, or someone else talks them out of it, so no harm is done. The problem is when the ideas come from from someone whose authority and influence far exceed his ability and (crucially) is surrounded by sycophants. You've got fuel and oxygen there...

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  2. Two words by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Funny

    Epic FAIL!

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  3. Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. Target needs to be authenticated to the user. This should require some positive action, as opposed to relying on certificates which are mostly ignored and whose provenance is not as strongly assured as was initially advertised.
    2. Customer needs to authenticate to the target. Passwords are not enough since humans can remember approximately 1 password only, and only if they use it constantly. The authentication should change and replays should be rejected.
    3. Customer must affirm details of the transaction before it is committed. This too must use some method that is changeable and disallows playback.

    Ideally a transaction will have all these elements in one idempotent package, the way for example a check might if the signature were a better biometric than it is and if the signature were checked always. That is however technically awkward on a net, so the 3 elements listed may need to be separately done. Omitting any of the elements allows different classes of attacks. If all the elements are present and tied together, attacks become very hard. Also, note, step 3 makes it largely irrelevant whether the customer is declared not-present afterwards or not. It serves also to terminate the transaction. Whether another transaction is begun or not is for the most part immaterial. (A method I have advocated to accomplish these would allow several transactions to be tied together if desired, in one session, but there would always be a "signature" or "affirmation" step for each, even if the initial authentication steps were recent enough to continue to use them.)

    This needs hardware. However it can be done very cheaply; the hardware needed can in quantity be had for perhaps $3 a copy, possibly less, even as electronics. Paper approximations could be far cheaper still.

    1. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      Nr 1 is hard. Really, really hard. I don't think there is really a way to do this (if you are discounting certificates). I think the system should then be built in the supposition that the target is hostile while only doing a best effort in authenticating the target.

      2 is easily done. My bank uses a small hardware device that interacts with the banks smartcard to provide two-factor authentication.

      3 is hard again because the hardware device needs to authenticate and display all details of the transaction to assure proper affirmation.

    2. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nr 1 is hard. Really, really hard. I don't think there is really a way to do this (if you are discounting certificates). I think the system should then be built in the supposition that the target is hostile while only doing a best effort in authenticating the target.

      2 is easily done. My bank uses a small hardware device that interacts with the banks smartcard to provide two-factor authentication.

      You are contradicting yourself heavily. I assume that the smartcard and it's reader (+any extra features added to it) effectively store the bank's public key and encrypt information with it. They also store your private key so bank encrypts information sent to you with your public key...

      That pretty much takes care of number 1. Nobody can impersonate the bank without knowing it's private key.

    3. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by selven · · Score: 1

      For 1: (I'm ignoring user friendliness, this is all theory)

      1) User sends random string to bank
      2) Bank encrypts with private key (impostors won't have this)
      3) User decrypts encrypted message with the bank's public key and checks against the original random string. If they are the same, the authentication is successful.

      Now, someone needs to create a Twitter implementation.

    4. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by icebraining · · Score: 1

      "relying on certificates which are mostly ignored"

    5. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by selven · · Score: 1

      It's not like a certificate - it doesn't rely on VeriSign or anything like that - it's a plain old digital signature.

    6. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Passwords are not enough since humans can remember approximately 1 password only...."

      I know this is off-topic, but I want to use the above quotation as an excuse to vent for a moment.

      The problem with passwords for security isn't passwords... it's education about passwords. If people were uniformly given even a minimal amount of training about how to generate and remember passwords, you wouldn't have problems like "humans can remember approximately 1 password only."

      For example: I have a different unique password for each online account I have. It consists of a 6-letter root + a 2-letter suffix. The root is easy to remember, because it is the first letter of each word in a short phrase that only I know. The suffix is generated algorithmically from the name of the website on which I have the account.

      The entire system is algorithmic, seeded by a single easy to remember phrase, and it generates a different password for almost every website I have an account on.

      There is absolutely no reason that people could not be trained to generate and remember multiple passwords for multiple accounts and have them all be easy to remember (or re-generate) without writing anything down.

      All it would take is a little training.

    7. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by Nursie · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with certificates.

      You just need the browser to not include all the broken ones, and potentially have a "bank mode" that only uses a CA run by your actual bank.

    8. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by tompeach · · Score: 1

      2 and 3 can be done with a mobile phone over SMS

    9. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      True, but only if you trust your mobile phone.

      Maybe you do, maybe you don't. It all depends on how far you want to take the level of security.

    10. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      Pretty much taken care of is not entirely taken care of.

      For number 1 an attacker can always do MITM attack and replay the banks auth codes. Without relying on certificates for the comm channel it's very, very hard to establish the source of these codes. Possible, but hard. You would essentially need to redo the steps SSL takes.

      Encryption and authorization are hard problem domains. If you think its simple, you're usually mistaken.

    11. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by tompeach · · Score: 1

      I trust my mobile phone as much as I trust a SecurID token, I would certainly realise if it went missing a lot sooner. I think there was an article on here a while back about people being able to hijack phone numbers, so it's not perfect, but it does allow a convenient and cheap way to handle 2 factor authentication and transaction signing. I use this on one of my accounts: 1. I enter my online banking ID and password and click next. 2. A 6 digit code is sent to me via SMS with the phone I registered for the service, the SMS includes the time of my last login. 3. I enter the code and click next. I'm then able to browse my bank statements, if I want to make a payment an SMS is sent to me with: 1. The amount 2. The IBAN 3. A new code. I have to enter the code to complete the payment, obviously the code that is sent to me changes every time and is valid only for a short period. To compromise my account an attacker would have to get my login ID, password and corresponding phone number, they'd also have to have a way of intercepting my SMS without me knowing. I think the level of security offered is enough to convince an attacker to try a different bank.

    12. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by tompeach · · Score: 1

      Pah, repost, with formatting this time.

      I trust my mobile phone as much as I trust a SecurID token, I would certainly realise if it went missing a lot sooner.

      I think there was an article on here a while back about people being able to hijack phone numbers, so it's not perfect, but it does allow a convenient and cheap way to handle 2 factor authentication and transaction signing.

      I use this on one of my accounts:
      1. I enter my online banking ID and password and click next.
      2. A 6 digit code is sent to me via SMS with the phone I registered for the service, the SMS includes the time of my last login.
      3. I enter the code and click next.

      I'm then able to browse my bank statements, if I want to make a payment an SMS is sent to me with:
      1. The amount
      2. The IBAN
      3. A new code.

      I have to enter the code to complete the payment, obviously the code that is sent to me changes every time and is valid only for a short period.

      To compromise my account an attacker would have to get my login ID, password and corresponding phone number, they'd also have to have a way of intercepting my SMS without me knowing. I think the level of security offered is enough to convince an attacker to try a different bank.

    13. Re:Transactions need 3 elements to be safe... by bn-7bc · · Score: 0

      PKI fail,

      1:User signs random string with his private key,
        encrypts it with the banks public key and send
        result to bank

      2
        a)The bank decrypts with their private key
        B)Verifies authenticity with users public key
        C1)IF B authenticates correctly create a new
           randum string encrypt with users public key
           and sign with banks public key. Send result
           to user and put new random string in db
           as one time password.
        C2)If B fails send error message to user

      3
      a: user verifies sign with banks public
          key
      b: if a is verified as signed by bank procede
          to c, if not restart prosess with new random
          string (on repeted failiurs contact bank by
          alternate means)
      c: decrypt with private key and use string as
          authenticator

      notes
      The random string in step 1 is never used it is only there to stop one message from setp 1 to be used to create multiple authenticators

      Any omissions or faults in this post? Please tell me

  4. Better hope that it's secure. by LitelySalted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This seems like a GREAT way to lose all your money quickly.

    I guess after it happens, you'll at least have something to really tweet about (as opposed to the fact you bought the new Brittney Spears album - no one cares!).

    1. Re:Better hope that it's secure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mom cares! At least she says she does. :(

    2. Re:Better hope that it's secure. by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that?

      Nobody loves me, but my mother,
      And she could me jivin' too.

    3. Re:Better hope that it's secure. by madsenj37 · · Score: 1

      Is the third one down your mother?

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  5. "See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about the very idea of banking by twitter? What twit thought THAT one up??

    With tweetMyMoney, you can monitor your account balance, deposits, withdrawals, holds and cleared checks with simple commands. And, you can even transfer funds within your account. It's all available on Twitter, 24/7! And, the best part is, our tweetMyMoney service is free!

    So how is this mobile? If your phone can send and receive text messages and you're on Twitter, you're in! tweetMyMoney uses Twitter's Direct Message feature to return the account information you request.

    I don't need Twitter for that -- I just call the bank and talk to a human.

    Now we see why the banking industry is so screwed; it's run by morons.

    1. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A twit didn't think that up, a twat did. I hereby declare Twitter to be renamed Twatter so others may thereafter see that they are all twats when they use Twatter.

    2. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      I think it's a bad idea, if only because the bank should not be promoting twitter as trustworthy communication method. However, presumably the bank is not completely brain-dead, and while you can monitor the account to your leisure, you can't actually transfer money out of your accounts through a twitter message.

      Still it's a mistake to allow transfers to occur inside of an account. Escalation of privileges anyone? (Don't want a way for the wife to transfer all your money to a joint account through a twitter message.)

    3. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't need Twitter for that -- I just call the bank and talk to a human.

      Most humans who have access to account information these days aren't much better.

    4. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by xaxa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Welcome to [...] telephone banking. Please enter your account number, followed by hash"
      beep boop beep biip boop beep beep boop baap
      "Please enter the fourth digit of your PIN"
      boop
      "Please enter the last digit of your post code"
      beep
      "In the word 'money', 'N' is in position three. In your password, what position is 'F' in?"
      boop
      "Your balance is £1234.56. Press 1 to..."

      I feel more comfortable communicating with a robot.

      (Having said that, I've only ever checked my balance. I'm not sure I'd do anything more than that over an unencrypted channel.)

    5. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      Right now what is missing on craigslist is the ability to safely do confirmed transfer of large purchases. With fake bank checks the norm now, their is no way, even face to face, to say you got my $5000 I got your car, transaction complete (that I know of, short of $5000 in bills, then your both ripe for robbery.) Paypal was close at one point, but you give a single piece of info your email, and you get back a single piece of info email confirmation to that email (just a spoofed paypal email, skip the middle man.) Granted you can then login, so then you each need a trustworthy internet connected computer (no key logger...) This sounds like a path, you give a account number for deposit, you get a twitter response. If the bank sent it direct, you would be back to the: you had my bank routing number, you spoofed a email/text message from that source. If you are both calling banks, good luck getting through consistently to a person...

      Not sure this is a solution, but it seams like a path to a solution. IE if all banks allowed you to setup temporary accounts for transfer. I can currently setup a new savings account, and close it in 5 minutes with my bank online. So I would have no problem if they had twitter, give them my account number, tweet a message to transfer the agreed amount from the main account, they start the transfer to their account, we each get tweets saying its done, I close my new savings account later.
      although the new accounts are too similar to my regular checking account, all but the last 3 match, I wouldn't want that info to get to Nigeria scammers...
      Also out of branch transfers are still a pain to initiate they make small deposits, you confirm the amount, then you can make a larger amount... sounds like a good job for a third party to be involved for me.

    6. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      Didn't add, the phone call to the bank needs to be private as well. Caller-id is too easy to spoof, so then you give out enough details to confirm your ID that whoever is within ear shot to know how to access your account as well. So you have to get privacy from the person your doing business with, but neither side can trust mid transaction for the other to leave to verify transfer...

    7. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Right now what is missing on craigslist is the ability to safely do confirmed transfer of large purchases. With fake bank checks the norm now, their is no way, even face to face, to say you got my $5000 I got your car, transaction complete (that I know of, short of $5000 in bills, then your both ripe for robbery.)"

      I'd do it the same way I've always done something like that...a car at least. I go down to the BANK, and let them handle the transaction. If not a bank check to bank...I like a wire transfer even better. I've yet to hear of a bank that won't do that....

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    8. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by captaindomon · · Score: 1

      I don't need Twitter for that -- I just call the bank and talk to a human.

      You obviously don't do much banking. Or handle business accounts. Or do much company-reimbursed travel or entertainment. Or handle one of a hundred other things for which calling the bank every hour is not reasonable.

      Now we see why the banking industry is so screwed; it's run by morons.

      No, it's run by people that realize they make the most money off of people that do lots of banking, handle business accounts, do company-reimbursed travel, and other things for which contacting the bank IN PERSON every hour or so is not reasonable. People that "call the bank", on the phone, are considered loss leaders for the bank, at least for most serious banks.

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    9. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love automated telephone banking. It keeps me from having to speak to my least favourite financial institution ever, Halifax.

    10. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they could've done the intelligent thing Wells Fargo did, and just implement the ability to grab your balance and activity over text messages if you set it up. I just used the mobile number I put on my account when I made it so for me was basically just checking a box saying "Yeah, if I text you I want the balance from this account by default" but I imagine it's a bit more complicated if you're using a different number.
       
      Of course, that still doesn't answer what use it is in the first place.

    11. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      I guess the bank check with the receiver getting it direct from the bank (both have to go to the payers bank, during bank hours.)
      I know BankOfAmerica wouldn't make any promises on wire transfer. All they can confirm is that the money was their, and they will start it, completed within something like 4-48 hours (needs to be done 4 hours before closing.) I guess if someone had mulitple people authorized and bought stuff at different banks at the same time, only one gets paid. My bad is I never transferred accounts from a internet bank with branches where I used to live. And the local banks won't let me use money I transferred into my local savings account in the last 48 hours (somewhere around that anyway.) So impulse deals over the daily ATM limit are out for me (from non dealers anyway.)

    12. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      My bank never calls ne; I call them so I know who I'm talking with. They confirm I'm me when I give them my routing # and last four digits of my SSN.

    13. Re:"See anything seriously wrong with this story?" by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      exactly, so anyone standing within hearing range I don't know, waiting to see if your payment was processed so he can take his item home, now has your last 4 in addition to your account, name, bank name...
      If you had just setup twitter it was a few key pushes,and they would have to steal your phone, and then couldn't really use that to convince your bank to reverse the transfer.

  6. uh oh by wesslen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tweet: you're broke. :) Thank you for choosing stupidity banking.

    1. Re:uh oh by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Tweet: you're broke. :) Thank you for choosing stupidity banking.

      And, Its gone...

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    2. Re:uh oh by dswensen · · Score: 1

      Not anymore you don't. Poof!

  7. tweet = text (for most part); step backwards by peter303 · · Score: 1

    You want to interact with your bank with a richer GUI than just text messages.

    1. Re:tweet = text (for most part); step backwards by vlm · · Score: 1

      You want to interact with your bank with a richer GUI than just text messages.

      You mean, like show pictures of coins and bills for people whom are uneducated enough to not understand numerals or arithmetic?

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    2. Re:tweet = text (for most part); step backwards by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      Personally, i like interacting with my bank by text message. If all I need to know is my balance, text balance to the bank and found out. The problem I have with this is that I want to interact with my bank, not Twitter.

    3. Re:tweet = text (for most part); step backwards by Anonymusing · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh come on -- it's like the command line that you UNIX types are always talking up. Now you want a GUI???

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    4. Re:tweet = text (for most part); step backwards by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Except that we call them "Tweeters".

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  8. Pffft by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    120 characters isn't big enough for my account balance.

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    1. Re:Pffft by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah I guess that negative symbol would carry your message over to 121 wouldn't it.

    2. Re:Pffft by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would be if you didn't insist on displaying your account balance to the 119th decimal place.

    3. Re:Pffft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Bill, don't you have better things to do than troll Slashdot?

    4. Re:Pffft by megamerican · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's from Zimbabwe you insensitive clod!

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      If you have something that you dont want anyone to know, maybe you shouldnt be doing it in the first place -Eric Schmidt
    5. Re:Pffft by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      That's not your problem. It is your bank. I've chosen one that makes all transactions and statements in scientific notation (positive integers only). I should add that you need at least 1.00 x 10 ^ 7 dollars (US) to open the account.

  9. "Hey, I know what'd be great!" by djkitsch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "This Twitter thing, yeah, it's all, like, Web Two Point Oh, and customer synergy interaction right, and then people can, like, interact with their data and it'll be all like, in the Cloud! Yeah!"

    I can guarantee something very much like the above took place in their marketing department shortly before this was built. I've spent 10 years listening to this from marketing geeks - nothing more dangerous than a new technology half-understood.

    --
    sig:- (wit >= sarcasm)
    1. Re:"Hey, I know what'd be great!" by sadness203 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, so what ? It's perfect, it's genius!
      Now I only have to fit the nigerian scam letter in a 120 characters tweet... and they can, in one or two simple click, send me the money!
      Can't you see the advancement ?

    2. Re:"Hey, I know what'd be great!" by masshuu · · Score: 5, Funny

      U r heir 2 $200k, send bank info 2 this tweet long with $2,000 4 holding and verification.

      --
      O.o
    3. Re:"Hey, I know what'd be great!" by netsharc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, does the bank also have a branch in Second Life? Come on man, Second Life, it's the future! Even CNN has an office there!

      Oh wait, it's not 2007 anymore...

      --
      What time is it/will be over there? Check with my iPhone app!
    4. Re:"Hey, I know what'd be great!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CNN iReport still has an office in Second Life. Check your sources.

    5. Re:"Hey, I know what'd be great!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus you would have to share the proceeds from the Nigerian Scam with several sockpuppets.

    6. Re:"Hey, I know what'd be great!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, It's still 1999 as far as I know!

  10. Because im *allowed* to, I *may* ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that at least a better reason than because I *can* do something, I *should* ?

  11. I'd Prefer to Bank via MySpace by swanzilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as Iâ(TM)m throwing caution to the wind, Iâ(TM)d like to hear some embedded MIDI while I bank.

    1. Re:I'd Prefer to Bank via MySpace by StreetStealth · · Score: 1

      And if you're lucky, your credit card company will buy the claim that you couldn't pay your bill because the 14 instances of Flash Player, 5 Javascript animations, 71 animated gifs, and 1 Java mirror-lake effect kept crashing your browser.

      --
      Your mind is clear / The things that you fear / Will fade with how much you / Believe what you hear
  12. Dear Twitter: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RE: Foreign Exchange From U.S. Dollars To Euro

    Please initiate paperwork for our new oil account from
    cheapo U.S. dollars to resilient and persistent Euro .

    Yours In Commerce,
    M. Ahmedinejad

    P.S.: Your lame attempt to start a revolution in Iran was
    entertaining although seditious.

  13. A new joke every day! by wastedlife · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Dear Vantage customer, our free joke service will send you a tweet every day with a new hilarious joke. Please tweet "#tran $1000 f1 t123456" to @myvcu to start!

    --
    Said, "It's just like dice but it's got more sides And it tells me who lives and who dies"
  14. What's so bad? by LMacG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lots of OMGWTF!!! responses here, but having looked over the information they're providing (balances, holds, cleared checks, etc) and noting that there's no transmission of account numbers, PINs or other identifying information, I'm not seeing a major problem.

    Just because you can have a knee-jerk reaction doesn't mean you should.

    --
    Slightly disreputable, albeit gregarious
    1. Re:What's so bad? by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 4, Informative

      While the public messages get all the press, people who don't use twitter may not realize that you can send direct messages on twitter, which are private. That's what this system is using.

    2. Re:What's so bad? by rjolley · · Score: 3, Informative

      They also let you do transfers. Which was in TFS if you bothered to read it. You can do this without sending account numbers (just use account suffixes) but what happens when your twitter account gets hacked and someone transfers all of your money from your checking suffix to your savings? Say hello to overdraft fees.

    3. Re:What's so bad? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I have a password requirement for this kind of information from my bank. I'm not sure I'd want these kinds of information in public space.

      I imagine attackers would find this to be of high value:

      1) You can reasonably identify and even physically locate Twitter users

      2) This information tells you the status of their bank account, along with usage data that gives one the idea of when it is most ripe (after payday, before the bills come out automatically)

      3) This information could be used to predict your physical location in the near future.

      There are more, but this is enough to wonder why someone would use a voyeuristic application to transact financial data on the internet. Surely there's a better way.

    4. Re:What's so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, because even only accessing that kind of information via Twitter can only lead to good things.

      Let's not even mention the fact that the second it was launched, people started working on a way to hack and abuse it. That kind of information is worth something, believe me.

    5. Re:What's so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let me show you why this is a bad idea. Even if it is just 'check 153 cleared' or 'ATM: amt withdrawn 300 dollars'.

      'Hi this is XYZ from ABC credit agency we see that you have 300 dollars cash right now in your hands and you owe us 2389 and 48 cents please swing by and pay us'.

      Or how about
      'Hey I know where Jim lives and he has 300 in cash on him right now lets go rob him'.

      Or how about

      'We can glean information about peoples bank accounts from their twitter accounts and then connect it thru advertising' 'Monkey sees you have 1835.38 in your account isnt it time to buy that new plasma TV?!'

      See why giving this sort of information away is a bad idea? Perhaps *YOU* can not think of anything bad to do with it that doesnt mean others cant connect the dots and do douchy things with it, and they will.

    6. Re:What's so bad? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It's a dumb idea. You can do any of those things (at least with my bank) on your cell phone or even POTS. All you have to to do is call the bank and talk to a human.

    7. Re:What's so bad? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      there's no transmission of account numbers, PINs or other identifying information

      To set it up, those must be entered at least once. Which means they are being called SOMEWHERE in the process of using it on twitter. Which to hacker, means it can be accessed.

      If Twitter can be hacked, your banking information can be stolen. Simple as that.

      And I don't mean, login to your twitter, transfer the money, haha its gone,
      I mean, login to twitter, get your info, go to your banks site, login there, haha its gone.

    8. Re:What's so bad? by PhxBlue · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While the public messages get all the press, people who don't use twitter may not realize that you can send direct messages on twitter, which are private. That's what this system is using.

      Private? Yes. Encrypted? Not so much.

      --
      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
    9. Re:What's so bad? by captaindomon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree. Most banks already offer this over unencrypted email (including the big guys like American Express Business Accounts). It's just giving you your balance and some other information and allowing you to transfer within multiple accounts that you own. It isn't letting you perform a true wire transfer out of your account. Relax, everybody.

      --
      Just because I can hook a shark from a boat, I do no offer to wrestle it in the water.
    10. Re:What's so bad? by General+Wesc · · Score: 1

      They still don't use SSL (though it looks like if you tell it to, it will--most people won't. Most people don't even know how.) or anything other than your username and password.

      People (hopefully) use strong passwords for their online banking, and banking sites add additional possibly-helpful (though often not really) authentication methods. I doubt people guard their Twitter passwords so jealously (or that Twitter takes security as seriously as the banks).

      One principle of security: if security is important, avoid relying on external systems any more than necessary, especially relatively low-security. Using email is for stuff is a necessary evil. Using Twitter is not. I guard my email account jealously, because I know you can use it to access dozens of my accounts.

    11. Re:What's so bad? by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      sounds like their is a secure solution Cryttr mostly does that. although I am not sure this would really accomplish what you wanted unless the bank was willing to exchange keys with you as well.

    12. Re:What's so bad? by Paul+Carver · · Score: 1

      What's the point of involving twitter if you're sending a direct message? Why not just send the message directly and skip the step of sharing your message with twitter? Private? In what sense is a message that you send unencrypted to a company you have no contractual relationship with private? If Twitter isn't using your messages to somehow make money I can't imaging why not. They may not have a good plan, but I can't believe they don't have some scheme in mind to make money off of your messages.

      If you feel the need to broadcast your messages to twits then you might as well use Twitter, but I just can't see why you would bother to go through them for communications that don't actually benefit from their feature. (I use the word feature in the singular since as far as I know Twitter only has one feature.)

    13. Re:What's so bad? by teyu · · Score: 1

      "Private" - Known only by you and everyone who works at twitter.

    14. Re:What's so bad? by adamchou · · Score: 0

      I'm not familiar enough with the laws to make a definitive statement on this, but I'd imagine that transmitting account information over non-encrypted protocols has got to violate some law.

    15. Re:What's so bad? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      How about phone banking then?

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    16. Re:What's so bad? by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So does email, text messaging, and the telephone. So what's your point?

    17. Re:What's so bad? by AirP · · Score: 1

      They also let you do transfers. Which was in TFS if you bothered to read it. You can do this without sending account numbers (just use account suffixes) but what happens when your twitter account gets hacked and someone transfers all of your money from your checking suffix to your savings? Say hello to overdraft fees.

      If your twitter account gets hacked you just call up the bank and disable the twitter feature till you get the problem fixed or a new account?

    18. Re:What's so bad? by AirP · · Score: 1

      They're private tweets, the only way someone will get that info is by hacking your twitter account. Your bank account isn't ever known, that's tied into your twitter name on the banks system. Make a special private twitter account that doesn't have any personal info at all on it, if it gets hacked nobody knows who's it is, you create another twitter account and go to the bank to switch it over. It's just an easy way to get your info without having to be on the internet, just sms a message and get it sent back to your phone in seconds.

    19. Re:What's so bad? by javalizard · · Score: 1

      Except when third party twitter apps expose your private tweets to your public stream... or that twitter then has a detailed account of your money.

    20. Re:What's so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by hacking your twitter account.

      Or by hacking the account of a Twitter admin, which, you know, actually happened not too long ago. Oops.

    21. Re:What's so bad? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Do you do banking by e-mail or text message? I don't.

      --
      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
    22. Re:What's so bad? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      The best you could come up with is for somebody to commit multiple felonies in order to get you some overdraft fees that, while admittedly inconvenient, you could probably get resolved?

      I think the idea is silly, and I wouldn't use such a feature if my bank offered it, but let's not pretend it's some gaping security hole if we have to stretch that far to illustrate one.

    23. Re:What's so bad? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I don't use any of those to interact with my bank?

    24. Re:What's so bad? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I get my banking alerts by both. It's a notification system only, but read the article -- so is this private message twitter-functionality. It's not possible to issue orders from any of those mediums, it's only possible to receive pre-programmed notifications on them (and the pre-programming has to be done from the banking web site itself, not from twitter).

    25. Re:What's so bad? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I don't use any of those to interact with my bank?

      Good for you.

      So all the banks in the World should just scrap their text/email banking alerts and their customer toll-free phone numbers just because one person, mainly you, don't use them.

      May be, you should give your bank a call to let them know this.

    26. Re:What's so bad? by oldhack · · Score: 1

      ... there's no transmission of account numbers, PINs or other identifying information ...

      I thought there were several research findings showing online trails, like this, provides more than adequate context info to identify people.

      That reminds me. Let me take this opportunity to give a shout-out:

      All you mofos after me for the money I owe you: Haaahh. Ha.

      --
      Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
    27. Re:What's so bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, apart from all the people following myvcu just for fun, the real customers are also visible. That is, an attacker can narrow down the accounts to hack considerably. Consider it a community service. :/

    28. Re:What's so bad? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Text and phone banking at least go through a somewhat secure network, owned by a corporation(s) who has some responsibility for privacy. The telcos let the US government spy but they get pretty upset when anyone else tries. You're taking a risk if you use telephone banking from a wireless phone. Texting seems like a pretty bad idea too.

      E-mail banking? Seriously? If my bank did that I'd leave. Immediately. There's nothing like teaching people it's safe to believe what comes into your inbox from banks. My bank will NEVER contact a customer by e-mail.

      Contrast to Twitter. Not only are you sending your banking information through multiple (and a somewhat unpredictable set of) unsecured networks, owned and administered by who knows who, but you're sending it to Twitter, who explicitly take ownership of the content, who then send it on, again through and unpredictable set of multiple unsecured networks, to your bank.

      See any differences here?

    29. Re:What's so bad? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      Contrast to Twitter. Not only are you sending your banking information through multiple (and a somewhat unpredictable set of) unsecured networks, owned and administered by who knows who, but you're sending it to Twitter, who explicitly take ownership of the content, who then send it on, again through and unpredictable set of multiple unsecured networks, to your bank. See any differences here?

      Twitter doesn't send back information back to the bank. Read the article, it's a notification-only system.

      Now I'm not much of a Twitter user, but I do have all my banking notifications go to my email and my text messages (depending on the different triggers I have set at my bank). In other words, when I make a purchase, the amount I just spent is sent directly to my phone (the account number isn't sent, just the amount or the balance). If there is anything suspicious, again it goes directly to my phone. If there is any fraud on my account, I won't know 30 days later, not even 5 days later, I'll find out about it 5 seconds after-the-fact -- may be even less (except during the night, I have it scheduled to deliver all my overnight notices just as I'm having breakfast).

      If a network is compromised, and thousands of credit card numbers are stolen (including yours), just be grateful that there are people like me around. You just need a few people like me to stay on top of their accounts in (almost) real-time, it makes it that much more difficult for fraudsters overall. And if your bank doesn't have that fine-grain alert features in place, may be it's time for you to switch banks. It's a given that fraudsters will prefer to process credit cards first from the banks that do not try to shut down their transactions/vendor account right away (at least, that's what I would do, I'd start with the easier cards first, and work my way up to the more difficult/riskier cards to use).

  15. Jeebus, read the summary at least you twits! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, twitter is for twits, and some twat thought this up, but no where NO WHERE, does it say anything about actually moving money BETWEEN accounts. Only MONITORING and Transferring WITHIN your account.

  16. Old idea, new hype! by gogowater · · Score: 1

    Banking via twitter = mainframe terminal for customer on pc/mobile phone.

    cmd: deposit $xx.xx to acct:1234567

  17. Twitter from Nigeria! by retech · · Score: 2, Funny

    I cannot wait to see how many twitter IP addresses start originating from Nigeria.

  18. Twitter + Banking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Twanking

    I will be Twishing your details

    1. Re:Twitter + Banking by Anonymusing · · Score: 1

      "Twanking" -- okay, I nearly spit up my coffee. Thank you.

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    2. Re:Twitter + Banking by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Genius.

      I hope that becomes the official name.

    3. Re:Twitter + Banking by schon · · Score: 1

      I think the term Twinking would be more apt :)

  19. Major Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After (literally) one minute of reflection, I've come up with the following *major* issues related to doing this:

    1) I can see a list of people that (very likely) use VCU online banking. It's their "Followers" list. Phish much?

    2) Twitter does not seem to use secure connections. I hope the bank does, but even if they do, that's not going to help when someone grabs a twitter user's login while monitoring a network.

    3) Since it doesn't seem like they thought this through very well, there could be lots of holes in the commands. Can I spoof someone else's account info with a series of @ commands on twitter?

    4) There was a fourth, but my mind is completely blown and I cannot continue.

  20. Tweet money to my account by gogowater · · Score: 2, Funny

    the only command I will tweet would be ...
    Tweet: SELECT All Money FROM All_Accounts TO My_Account NOW!

    1. Re:Tweet money to my account by clam666 · · Score: 1

      I just tried that and darn it, I got an error:

      Msg 102, Level 15, State 1, Line 1
      Incorrect syntax near 'TO'.

      I'll never be rich.

      --
      I'm a satanic clam.
  21. List of banks? by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is there a list of banks that support this? Just so, you know, the intelligent people can move their cash OUT of these banks?

    1. Re:List of banks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you rtfs?

    2. Re:List of banks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait until every bank switches to Twitter. Then things should be interesting!

  22. Not seeing the point by mea37 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't see the point of the service, but then I don't use Twitter.

    I also don't see the point of all the critics. Everyone alludes to how easily someone can steal your money with this. Ok... how?

    I see a bunch of functionality where you can monitor your account status. The only thing I see that mentions affecting your account status is transfering money within your account. I guess that's enough that you could mess with someone, but where's the profit motive? You're going to commit wire fraud just to piss someone off?

    1. Re:Not seeing the point by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Everyone alludes to how easily someone can steal your money with this. Ok... how?

      Just off the top of my head, does Twitter require that one uses HTTPS to access it? MITM.

      --
      # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
    2. Re:Not seeing the point by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Nope. Just HTTP.

      Twitter is not secure. It doesn't pretend to be.

    3. Re:Not seeing the point by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I also don't see the point of all the critics. Everyone alludes to how easily someone can steal your money with this. Ok... how?

      Why would you purposely introduce another entity between you and the bank? A decidedly non-secure entity.

    4. Re:Not seeing the point by dword · · Score: 1

      You're going to commit wire fraud just to piss someone off?

      Yes. Maybe you're not worried if someone finds out the details of your bank accounts, but I am!

    5. Re:Not seeing the point by mea37 · · Score: 1

      More allusion and still no explanation.

      Go read what the service provides, and explain specifically what valuable information you think someone can intercept in this way. "Details of your bank accounts" is too vague to mean anything.

    6. Re:Not seeing the point by mea37 · · Score: 1

      You didn't answer my question.

      I'm not asking how you would subvert the system.

      I'm asking how you would profit from subverting the system.

      Yes, Twitter is insecure. And?

    7. Re:Not seeing the point by Wizzu · · Score: 1

      How does MITM help in stealing?

      The service appears to provide in effect 5 pre-defined accounts (your own), between which you can transfer funds. You can't transfer funds anywhere else.

      With a MITM attack, you could alter which account is the source and which is the destination, but you still can't get money transferred outside of those pre-defined accounts. There's potential for someone being a nuisance to you, but not stealing.

      I probably wouldn't use this service even if my bank offered it, but it doesn't look like it's the big security hole regarding transfers many commenters seem to think it is.

      The other issue is whether you'd want balance information etc. available in this manner. It can't be used directly to harm you either, but I guess it could be valuable to someone eg. for deciding on who or which account to target.

    8. Re:Not seeing the point by bcmm · · Score: 1

      It's a start. Your current balance to the penny is a common bank security question. Making it publicly available removes one step for someone trying to collect enough security question answers to impersonate you.

      --
      # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
    9. Re:Not seeing the point by dword · · Score: 1

      With tweetMyMoney, you can monitor your account balance

      'nuff said, my balance is very important and I'm sure it is also important to many others.

    10. Re:Not seeing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the point of twitter.

  23. likely outcome predicted 152 years ago by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Harper's had the foresight to publish an anthropomorphized metaphorical tale of the interactions between Twitter and banks, some years ago:

    Twitter laid down Halibut's money, with six cents additional drawn from his own pocket, on the counter, and took two cigars, one of which he presented to Halibut. Dukling scrutinized the dollar bill with provoking keenness.

    "Have you another bill, Sir?" said Dukling, with an innocent smile.

    "Nothing so small," answered Twitter, uneasily.

    "This bill is bad," replied Dukling, firmly, laying the bill on the counter. "The bank has been burst up this three months."

    "Bad!" exclaimed Twitter, pale and red by turns.

    "Bad!" echoed Halibut, with a glance at the door, as if he would take instant flight were it not that honor bound him to his friend.

    "Bad," repeated Dukling, who smiled no longer. "I can not take it."

    Twitter took up the note, held it between him and the light, considered it in every point of view---he knew nothing about good or bad money---but it was no use. He could not make it better than it was.

    "Really, Mr. Dukling," said Twitter, with a feeble courtesy, "I'm very sorry. This is unfortunate. I have no more money about me. Just charge this to me, will you?"

  24. Don't forget about TwitPay by Otto · · Score: 2, Informative

    Site: https://twitpay.me/

    Basically you attach your twitter account to your paypal account, then you can send money to any other twitter user with a simple message to that effect.

    Of course, the catch is that the money never actually gets transferred until you "settle" the account. It just keeps a running tally for everybody, then you settle and pay the whole shebang at once.

    --
    - Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
    1. Re:Don't forget about TwitPay by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      No potential for massive abuse there... Nooooooo...

      Seriously, I think that anyone who goes into marketing should immediately be shot for the good of society.

    2. Re:Don't forget about TwitPay by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      Twitpay sounds quite aptly named.

  25. Judge Orders Twitter Acct. Disabled by retech · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So when I receive a twit from my bank about someone else's account will a judge order my account disabled?

  26. One more gateway for hackers by dword · · Score: 1

    This sounds to me like "another hole in the wall".

    1. Re:One more gateway for hackers by dword · · Score: 1

      Here's another thought: what if twitter.com gets hacked? I'm sure there's lots of other juicy stuff there, but why would anyone encourage you to post your financial details on a 3rd party server? Whoever had this idea should be shot and then hanged alive as an example for other "bright" marketers.

    2. Re:One more gateway for hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds to me like "another hole in the wall".

      what wall?
        I don't trust people looking over my shoulders at the ATM, why I would want to post banking info to the same website that is giving professional and collegiate athletes (Texas Tech football ) an open mic to diss their teammates (Owens , Ochocinco ) and coaches to try to get on Sportscenter is beyond me. Way too much opportunity for things to go wrong in 120 characters in the wrong hands. Finances should not be something to take a chance on.

    3. Re:One more gateway for hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds to me like "another hole in the wall".

      what wall? I don't trust people looking over my shoulders at the ATM, why I would want to post banking info to the same website that is giving professional and collegiate athletes (Texas Tech football [yahoo.com] ) an open mic to diss their teammates (Owens [twitter.com] , Ochocinco [twitter.com] ) and coaches to try to get on Sportscenter [go.com] is beyond me. Way too much opportunity for things to go wrong in 120 characters in the wrong hands. Finances should not be something to take a chance on.

  27. Web page defaced ? by ivan_w · · Score: 1

    I get it.. it's SO enormous.. and since we're not April 1st, I can only conclude the web site was hacked and some witty nerd pranked them..

    Ah ah.. tweet banking.. uh uh.. funny..

    --Ivan

  28. gotta love twitter pr by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

    It's as if they made people forget about this little thing called the Internet. Pretty soon they will tell me that I can look at lol cats and porn via twitter and expect me to be super excited.

    1. Re:gotta love twitter pr by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's the new web!

      Does this mean that we'll finally see the end of people reimplementing everything so it runs over http on port 80? Oh, wait... now it'll run over Twitter on http on port 80.

  29. Yo dawg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I herd u liek twitter and online banking, so we put ur bank in ur twitter so you can bank while u tweet.

    1. Re:Yo dawg by Macgrrl · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I herd u liek @mudkips

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      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
  30. financial open information intersection by drDugan · · Score: 1

    when I first read this description, I thought it was about people using twitter to by open and public about their money.

    In most other parts of the world the Internet is driving companies and products to "out-open" each other. more transparency wins, more obvious pricing models win, easier services win. People who are more open and more public about their lives are more successful generally (though its not clear which are the causes and which are the effects).

    This drive toward open has not reached financial matters (yet). People and companies are still extremely private about how much money hey have and what they do with that money, for good reason.

    Eventually I see the intersection of "open" culture drivers - and the privacy of personal and organizational finance hitting a crossroad. It may not be pretty. I think that once the norm is forced to be more open in order to compete, then eventually there will be a drive to be open about money and transactions - how much people and orgs have, and exactly how they use it. Financial information may be protected for some time legally, but with ever increasing information available about everything, it will get out, be shared, and used to make decisions. I think we'll see on 10+ year timelines some organizations and people and orgs being "open" about their money voluntarily and it will be a very good thing. Totally open finance.

    Consumers will have data never before imagined: consider at point of sale knowing exactly what the producers of a product paid in capital and marginal costs to produce a product you might buy, the breakdown of costs and profits to which organizations, and which people are benefiting from that potential purchase? I think we'll see this faster than you might imagine.

  31. Worst Idea Ever! by Spadez · · Score: 1

    I can not believe they actually thought of this crap! What's next, post your banking information on Facebook or Myspace huh?

  32. I have only one thing to say by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    This idea is truly for the birds!

    --
    Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    1. Re:I have only one thing to say by selven · · Score: 1

      Banking over Avian Carriers?

  33. Holy crap... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
    I'm usually first to argue with the vehement anti-twitter sentiment 'round here, but this is just an asinine and foolhardy idea.

    Since the launch of our new MyVantage online account management system in April, many members have asked for a mobile banking solution. We'r

    And this is what you've come up with? Not ... I don't know, secure email, hell even text messages... no, we'll use twitter for submitting private banking info? And oh, just happen to share it with the twitter corp as well? Genius, pure genius.

  34. Not really that bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do any of you use services like Mint, Quicken Online or Wasabi? They would be even more dangerous as they actually store your login credentials for pulling the your banking info. This service from this credit union just uses direct messages. This is similar to SMS banking that other institutions offer. I don't see a problem. This would be great for the twitter kids.

  35. Yo Dawg by kefler · · Score: 2, Funny

    I herd u like security holes, so we put Twitter in yo online banking software so you can have security holes in your security holes!

  36. wow by greymond · · Score: 1

    this has got to be the dumbest idea from a financial institution since that guy from the anti-identity theft company gave out his social security number and then has funds withdrawn from his account and credit cards opened in his name...

  37. Spent a bit of time in banking industry by FuturShoc1k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What really surprises me about the idea of 'banking via twitter' is how the originating bank got this concept past their internal compliance officer/team/department. I just came off of a 6-month stint at an up-and-coming regional bank. While there, I learned a couple of really interesting lessons about banking in general: 1. Absolutely every breath they take and every move they make (rock on, Police) is filtered through federal and state regulatory compliance. 2. To my surprise, most non-national banks think nothing of throwing money at software solutions with outside vendors and these banks rarely require direct interconnectivity with what is referred to as their 'core' system. This, as it happens, is often an expression of point #1. So, I say #1 to point out that *someone* familiar with regulatory compliance must have signed off on the Twitter-banking idea. Many here have noted that the communication with a user's accounts is pushed into a private realm at Twitter, but that doesn't sound like an adequate separation to me. 'Private' tweeting or not, it seems to me that most compliance auditors would reel at the mere suggestion of tossing any account information into that electronic pool. They would also likely need to get some kind of compliance statement from Twitter itself to make the bank tweeting product available. I say point #2 just to say that I'm convinced there's alot of untapped opportunity in banking for hosted applications. ;-)

    1. Re:Spent a bit of time in banking industry by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      I work in email security (anti-phishing, in particular), and this has me sitting here saying "You've got to be f-ing kidding me! it doesn't actually surprise me all that much. I see banks do things all the time that are in themselves risky and that tend to encourage risky behavior. Things like:

      -Sending account updates notices, etc., through ESPs, usually without either authorization via SPF or DKIM-signature. Nice, let's condition our customers to trust that email claiming to be from us, with no means of verification, is legit.

      -URL redirects via third-party sites.

      -Emailing statements via encrypted PDF. With instructions on what PII that you gave the bank when you opened your account forms the password. Not that encrypted PDFs present much of a challenge even without the instructions.

      -Disallowing special characters in online banking passwords

      -Sending temporary PIN and login password in plaintext email. The *same* plaintext email.

      -"If you are concerned about the authenticity of this message, please click below or copy and paste the link below into your browser" Of course, any phish will also have a link that "confirms" the authenticity of the phish.

      -Emailing customers because they haven't logged onto online banking in a while, and giving them handy hyperlinks to recover their userid or reset their password.

      -And many more bad examples.

      On the other hand, some institutions really get it. They never send a phone number or hyperlink in email, preferring to use phrases along the lines of "Contact us at the number on the back of your card, or go to our website" - with no hyperlink. As opposed to conditioning their customers to be phished (what most banks do), these institutions are conditioning their customers to never see phone numbers or URLs in emails from their bank. Most bank customers are not very savvy to either tech or crime and scams, which is why phishing continues to be so successful. However, almost anyone could understand the idea that "If an email purportedly from us contains a URL or phone number, it's not from us." Lowering the bar to this point could really make a dent in phishing. Sad that few institutions take this approach.

      When you look at a lot of bank email, you can tell which banks have their security practices ran by the marketing department, and which ones have them run by the security department.

  38. Naw, evaluate code via twitter! by kc8jhs · · Score: 1

    I do know of a popular CMS that has some Twitter integration code, where for a proof of a really-bad-concept, a developer modified the module before a live audience to evaluate anything between php tags in a tweet within the global scope.

    That's probably much more dangerous ;)

  39. Your First Tweet After Using This by BeaverAndrew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Twitter, I'm broke... follow me?

  40. Obligatory South Park Reference... by rotide · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here let me invest that for you..and it's gone.

    1. Re:Obligatory South Park Reference... by n1ckml007 · · Score: 1

      let me just move that to your twitter account... and it's gone.

    2. Re:Obligatory South Park Reference... by wye43 · · Score: 1

      Bank Clerk: How can I help you, young man?
      Stan Marsh: I got a hundred-dollar check from my grandma and my dad said I need to put it in the bank so it can grow over the years.
      Bank Clerk: Well that's fantastic. A really smart decision, young man. We can put that check in a money market mutual fund, then we'll re-invest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaaand it's gone.
      [Blank stares and silence as it goes from the Bank Clerk, to Stan, to the Bank Clerk, to Stan]
      Stan Marsh: Uh... what?
      Bank Clerk: It's gone, it's all gone.
      Stan Marsh: What's all gone?
      Bank Clerk: The money in your account. It didn't do too well, it's gone.
      Stan Marsh: What do you mean? I-I have a hundred dollars!
      Bank Clerk: Not any more, you don't.
      [Gestures]
      Bank Clerk: Poof!
      Stan Marsh: Well what can I do to get back my...
      Bank Clerk: [Interrupts] I'm sorry, sir, but this line is for bank members only.
      Stan Marsh: I just opened an account!
      Bank Clerk: Do you have any money invested with this bank?
      Stan Marsh: No, you just lost it all!
      Bank Clerk: Then please stand aside for people who actually have money with us. Next please!
      Stan Marsh: [Getting pushed out of the way] Hey!
      Bank Clerk: Hello Mrs. Farnickel. How are you, today? Making a deposit, are we? Greeeat. We can just put that into your retirement account and make it go to work for you aaaaand it's gone.
      Mrs. Farnickel: Whaaat?
      Bank Clerk: Sorry, yeah, it's gone. Please step aside for people who actually have money with the bank. Next please!
      Stan Marsh: Dad!
      Randy Marsh: Hey, I'm trying to teach my son the importance of savings. You already lost his money?
      Bank Clerk: Oh, Mr. Marsh! D-d-don't worry. We can just transfer money from *your* account into a portfolio with your savings... AAAAAND IT'S GONE! This line's for people who have money with the bank, only, please step aside!
      [Randy and Stan stare dumbfounded]

  41. Holy crap! by vrmlguy · · Score: 0

    That's *my* credit union!

    --
    Nothing for 6-digit uids?
    1. Re:Holy crap! by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Is? Or was?

      --
      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
  42. Nothing to see here by bortoni · · Score: 1

    I suspect that people who try this probably don't have any money to begin with. If they do, then they shouldn't and using this will take care of their problem. I see nothing wrong here.

  43. twanking by maudin8 · · Score: 1

    "Hey Bob, can I borrow $20?" "I'm kinda tapped out right now..." Uh, no you're not! You twanked over $300 this morning!"

  44. Funnily enough... by djkitsch · · Score: 1

    The same marketing people I can hear saying the above in my head did, honestly, suggest we "should be getting into Second Life" some years ago, but they were reluctantly dissuaded. A narrow escape for my development team, I think.

    --
    sig:- (wit >= sarcasm)
    1. Re:Funnily enough... by BlindSpot · · Score: 1

      We weren't so lucky... last year the department head where I was happened to be quite keen on Second Life and managed to sell it as a good idea to the rest of the organization. So, while a major project was tied up in the initial phases and there was nothing else to do, several of us were assigned to work on a "presence" in SL. Quite a bit of work was done, but I can't tell you if it ever got out of the "concept" stage because I left that organization shortly after. (*gasp*, what a shocker!) And no I am sign up for Second Life myself just to find out!

      Actually it was a good shop with a lot of bright people, just not enough work when I was there. Unfortunately that means the wacky ideas that should stay as pipe dreams actually become work and then Bad Things Happen.

  45. Why this is a bad idea by twistah · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else worry about sending sensitive information over a service like Twitter, which has had security issues in the past? And, assuming this works over DMs, what if a user instead accidentally uses a reply or just a straight Twitter post? What sort of information have they just inadvertently exposed?

  46. Moderation by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    I have mod points for this comment but I can't find the "+1, Recursive" option?

  47. 24/7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you can interact with your ban 24/7 = 3,428571 times a day? I suppose that's the number of things you can do over twitter before your bank account gets emptied... or the average uptime of tweeter ?

    Sorry, I could not resist the joke.

  48. Here are some great videos of tweetMyMoney by SirCodeAlot · · Score: 1

    Not only does it seem a bad idea, but a pain in the a$$ too... http://www.vcu.com/page/tweetmymoney-videos

  49. Why is this less secure than an online banking? by ingo23 · · Score: 1
    It all depends on the implementation. Nobody is shocked by a bank having a web site opened to a public where all one needs is a user name and password to part you with your money (transfer it to another account or send an bill payment). With the common password recovery options it is not impossible for someone to get a hold of your logon credentials.

    On the other hand, an ideal banking service should make it impossible to perform a real transfer or payment (when your account is debited) without letting the customer know and receiving a positive confirmation that the customer (and not someone else) has been notified and approved the transaction.
    From that perspective if someone manages to break into my banking account but can only view the information, it is a significantly lower risk that doing the same with a ability to send money out. So having this information on twitter may actually increase the security (e.g. I will know immediately that someone used my credit or debit card number).

    Of course, once it comes down to the implementation, another external service will just open another attack vector. But twitter here is no more or less secure than another account consolidation service or electronic bank statements.

  50. Security issues in the past by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else worry about sending sensitive information over a service like Twitter, which has had security issues in the past?

    Is there any means which has ever been used to communicate sensitive information -- including contracted couriers, the USPS, telephones, and in-person oral conversations -- that has not "had security issues in the past"?

  51. So is email... but my banks won't do that either. by WoTG · · Score: 1

    Maybe banks should figure out a way to send me these kinds of updates by email before trying to Twitter them to me!

    There are only 100X more email users out there than Twitter users...

    (Yeah, I know there are security issues w/email - the same ones with Twitter)

  52. whats the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In many countries customers have been able to set up sms notification for years now. They would receive an sms every time when a transaction is taking place

  53. Maximum PC sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without exaggerating the rag is like 80-90% advertisements. If their tag line were truthful it would say Maximum BS, Minimum PC.

  54. do your research first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hold on to your panties guys, this isn't any different from how financial institutions handle SMS. Bank or credit union needs or wants to communicate through some insecure medium (email, SMS, Twitter, Facebook). The customer logs into online banking through MFA (multi-factor authentication) which is now mandated by the FFIEC for all financial institutions. User then links their account, cell phone, Twitter name, or Facebook profile to their online account. Once linked, only that account can access any information. If their Twitter account is hacked, then the hacker could potentially use the published commands to get account balances or transfer money within the customers account. Same exact thing would happen if their email password was compromised or they lost their cell phone. Twitter has an open API. OFX has an open API which is exactly what they are using as it is the backbone of nearly all online banking applications. It is also what Quicken uses. If you're worried about this, then don't use text banking, Quicken, Mint, or any other app that uses OFX.

  55. I can think of worse ideas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TwitDrugs: Monitor your morphine drip via Twitter as well as adjust it!
    TwitChild: Keep track of your child on Twitter! Real-time coordinates are tweeted so the Twitiverse can help you keep an eye on your kid.

  56. it doesn't seem like a bad idea... by norrisk5 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, what is so wrong with this idea? According the the website, "Q. How is mobile banking using Twitter secure? A. As always, your account security is our utmost priority. When you use tweetMyMoney to access your account information, keep in mind that the information provided DOES NOT include account numbers, passwords, PINs or any other secure information. Also, tweetMyMoney uses the applicationâ(TM)s direct message feature so no one else sees the account information you request." It seems like Vantage Credit Union has really thought it out and mobility is obviously the way of the future, they're just taking it somewhere no one else has yet.

  57. Buxfer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i believe you can do this with Buxfer on any account if you are into opening security holes..

  58. Or a simple link to this material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  59. Not Smart by AntonMi · · Score: 1

    Connecting a paypal account to twitter will make it easier to send money to friends or people, however, it will just cause more problems in the future. Twitter should stay as it is, the way people like it right now. Many people don't like change (such as like changes in facebook) so Twitter should just stay the same as it is right now.

  60. SRP has all 3! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Secure Remote Password protocol (SRP) solves all 3 of these requirements by proving that the server and client both agree that the other one is in possession of a shared secret without ever revealing that secret.

    Support in SSL/TLS was standardized as part of RFC 5054.

  61. Tweet you in court by forrie · · Score: 1

    It should be more like "Tweet My Lawsuit" :-) GRIN

  62. seriously.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you fucking kidding me?!!?!?!

  63. Bad Idea by drummerkid · · Score: 1

    Ha. Bad Idea is the perfect way to describe this.