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The Kafka-esque Nightmare of Palm App Submission

MBCook writes "Jamie Zawinski, shortly after the release of the Palm Pre, wrote two free software programs for the phone: a Tip Calculator and a port of Dali Clock. In trying to get the apps published to the App Catalog, he has had to sign up to be a developer twice; fax contracts around; been told (apparently incorrectly) that he was not allowed to release free software for the phone; and told he had to give PayPal his checking account number. 'It's been two weeks, and I have received no reply. In the months since this process began, other third-party developers seem to have managed to get their applications into the App Catalog. Apparently these people are better at jumping through ridiculous hoops than I am.'"

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  1. Palm App Clunker by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

    Palm app clunker?
    A who'd've thunker.
    What way could this pave,
    For another DC save?
    Burma Shave

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  2. Windows Mobile by sopssa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is what's actually good in Windows Mobile. Anyone can write software for it and anyone can start a Store site for it. In this respect Windows and Windows Mobile are quite open architectures. All iPhone, Palm and Symbian are really restricted and closed architectures (Symbian requires you to get certificate for the app too), and getting your apps on the stores are a real bitch.

    1. Re:Windows Mobile by rootofevil · · Score: 0, Troll

      This is what's^wthe only thing thats actually good in Windows Mobile.

      FTFY

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    2. Re:Windows Mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

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    3. Re:Windows Mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is what's actually good in Windows Mobile. Anyone can write software for it and anyone can start a Store site for it. In this respect Windows and Windows Mobile are quite open architectures. All iPhone, Palm and Symbian are really restricted and closed architectures (Symbian requires you to get certificate for the app too), and getting your apps on the stores are a real bitch.

      To be fair, there is already an alternate package manager / store application you can install with minimal hassle. http://www.webos-internals.org/wiki/Application:Preware

      TFA is concerned with the difficulty of getting an app into the official store, not homebrew apps which are exceedingly easy to do. Its rather hard to call an architecture closed that has the Konami code as the means by which you unlock dev mode. There is a rapidly growing base of homebrew stuff, including apps that add functionality like onscreen keyboards, wireless tethering, etc all with no objection from Palm.

    4. Re:Windows Mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a market place for Windows Mobile where you can you apps sold?

      I am sure Microsoft will have an approval process for that as well when it comes... Just isn't there yet!

    5. Re:Windows Mobile by Tridus · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It's gotten pretty ridiculous that you need approval to put things in a specific store so people can use them. This is something that Microsoft actually got right.

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    6. Re:Windows Mobile by Niedi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yup, that's definitely good about windows mobile. However, if that article's right microsoft appears to be working very hard to fix that.
      http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/09/09/16/microsoft_sells_restrictive_new_wimo_marketplace_via_iphone_ads.html

    7. Re:Windows Mobile by noundi · · Score: 1

      This is what's actually good in Windows Mobile. Anyone can write software for it and anyone can start a Store site for it. In this respect Windows and Windows Mobile are quite open architectures. All iPhone, Palm and Symbian are really restricted and closed architectures (Symbian requires you to get certificate for the app too), and getting your apps on the stores are a real bitch.

      Symbian is hopefully dying in favor of Maemo, and what goes for iPhone you don't even want to get me started. However this isn't "good about Windows Mobile", this is required for me to even look at it once, and I'm not asking for much here. I don't know why the author bothers to develop for Palm when... well do I need to continue that sentence or can I let TFA speak for itself?

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    8. Re:Windows Mobile by andymadigan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Android is the same way, you can download an app from anywhere. Though you do need to check the "Allow third-party applications" box in the configuration, which is trivial. It's nice, it means that T-Mo and Google have very little effective control of the device.

      (Happy owner of a G1, never giving it up until another good capacitive touch-screen based phone with a keyboard comes out)

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    9. Re:Windows Mobile by tony.damato · · Score: 1
      With respect to JWZ, for anyone who has been following the Palm Pre these last few months, Palm has been doing their best to accommodate the deluge of developers who want to create for the platform:

      http://www.precentral.net/palm-overwhelmed-application-submissions

      According to the article, Chuq Von Rospach, the Palm Developer Community Manager stated in the developer forums at https://developer.palm.com/distribution/viewtopic.php?p=7622#p7622:

      We got more applications than we could handle well, which is a good problem to have. Unfortunately, it means we dropped some things on the floor, and that's bad, but with the impending "stuff" that's coming, this is all going to get a lot easier for everyone and a lot more transparent.

      If you didn't get a response in a timely manner, let me apologize to you. We should have done a better job on this, and I apologize for this. I'm working with the people I work with on this to try to make sure we do a better job of this moving forward. Good news is we've hired some people -- one's started, one starts next week, and the third starts the week after that, and that'll give us some great people and some new resources to make sure this gets fixed and works properly.

      As the previous poster started, unlike the iPhone, there is a very active home brew community which Palm has not only blessed, but has assisted with:

      http://www.webos-internals.org/wiki/Application:Preware

    10. Re:Windows Mobile by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      I don't see any problem with companies requiring an individual approval for apps being sold through their app store -- if you want to sell your software through a specific venue then it is entirely reasonable that it will be thoroughly vetted before being allowed into the store. The problem comes when the developer prevents software from outside the app store from being installed -- that is just ridiculous nonsense. From what I hear, it seems to be much easier to install third party software on the Pre than the iPhone, but I have not really been following either too closely -- all the smartphones that have come out so far are WAAAY too locked down for me to ever even consider wanting one, which is exactly the opposite effect of what they were intending with all of this draconian bullshit.

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    11. Re:Windows Mobile by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      This is what's actually good in Windows Mobile. Anyone can write software for it and anyone can start a Store site for it.

      Well, this is both good and bad. You see, a lot of users consider a centralized store combined with a package manager is a feature and are voting with their wallets. MS will doubtless respond eventually. It is possible they will do it right, but unlikely.

      What they should do is open an official app store, but rather than making it monolithic, allow any server to serve applications through the store. Handle all licensing/sales centrally and send out checks. Don't outright block any applications for any reason, even if MS considers them to be confirmed malware. Instead, review all software for safety and provide it with a rating. Unreviewed software where MS knows nothing about it can be a 5. Software which is confirmed by multiple parties to be malware can be 1. Software with open source whose code has been reviewed by multiple partners and has a posted bond can be 10. Raise the rating of software from known reputable companies and for signed software. Lower the rating for software from companies that publish adware or other near-malware. Raise the rating for software from companies that have multiple products, signed and known good. Allow for user reviews to be taken into account. Finally, build a system into Windows Mobile so that by default only a certain level of software will run and any risky software will result in a warning and prompt the user to confirm they want to buy software that is rated as potentially dangerous. Make the warnings increasingly dire. Allow the user to change the settings on their device for what level of risk is acceptable.

      By implementing something like I've described a company can have all the benefits of a central store and more, but with none of the drawbacks and hassle.

    12. Re:Windows Mobile by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. It's gotten pretty ridiculous that you need approval to put things in a specific store so people can use them. This is something that Microsoft actually got right.

      Yet on Xbox 360, developers still need to pay $99 per year for Creators Club and then get approval to get their XNA games posted.

    13. Re:Windows Mobile by bostei2008 · · Score: 1

      Just a pity that the OS sucks so much.

      Honestly, I have done quite some windows programming and always thought it better than its reputation. But I always hated developing for Windows Mobile. It felt to me like the most neglected corner of Windows Development. Confusing and contradicting documentation, a toolchain that was a pain, a totally over engineered syncing process (ActiveSync). Part of the .NET toolchain does not work... I could go on and on.

    14. Re:Windows Mobile by indiechild · · Score: 1

      We'll see how long that lasts. I'm sure Microsoft is rushing even now to follow suit and build their own app store for Windows Mobile devices...

    15. Re:Windows Mobile by rboatright · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Excuse me for not jumping on the giant bandwagon here, but let's try something different.

      Back in the "good old days" of palm before the pre, there WAS NO over the air app store installed on the treo. You had to google for someplace to find apps for your treo, you had to go there, you had to down load them, and you had to install them using the hot sync program.

      That was easy for Aunt Minnie (NOT!)

      Palm has NOT FORBIDDEN that process, Dali Clock and Tip calculator are available at this web site, and at PreCentral EXACTLY as they were back int he Treo days, and can be installed by any user EXACTLY as they were back in the treo days.

      Palm has ADDED the over-the-air app store so that AUNT MINNIE can find apps. And people are bitching that there is a small set of hoops that Palm and the cell carriers want you to jump through that if you distribute apps (which could be evil) over THEIR NETWORK not over the in-tar-tubes.

      They want to be able to verify who you are but having a tax ID, and they want to validate that you're serious by charging you $5.00 Wow, that's SO irrational.

      I'm sorry. I disagree.

      Rick Boatright

    16. Re:Windows Mobile by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      Yep, you should be able to walk into a store and just dump your stuff on the shelf without any approval. Ridiculous that stores don't let you.

    17. Re:Windows Mobile by godefroi · · Score: 1

      Becomes available with Windows Mobile 6.5, which launches on Oct 6.

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    18. Re:Windows Mobile by godefroi · · Score: 1

      What's too locked down about Windows Mobile? There's roughly one bajillion apps available for it, and all you do is dump a .cab on the device, and double-click to install. You might possibly need to click "ignore" on the "missing certificate" warning, but that's about as bad as it'll get.

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    19. Re:Windows Mobile by genmax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, getting certified is not essential for Symbian platforms --- it is possible to disable/ignore "not certified" warnings when installing an app. This seems like a good trade-off to me: Nokia's providing users the option of only installing vetted software, but if someone believes that they know what they're doing and are able to spot malware, then these certificates aren't binding.

      This is true of only unlocked phones though --- don't know about the AT&T branded ones.

    20. Re:Windows Mobile by sjames · · Score: 1

      Very true and incredibly sad!

    21. Re:Windows Mobile by godefroi · · Score: 1

      The fact that there'll be an app store with WM6.5 doesn't prevent you from installing apps on WM the way we've been doing for a decade: drop a .cab on the device and double-click to install.

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    22. Re:Windows Mobile by ZX3+Junglist · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It's gotten pretty ridiculous that you need approval to put things in a specific store so people can use them. This is something that Microsoft actually got right.

      Yes, I only buy user-generated content for Microsoft platforms on my local street corner. Farm-grown FTW!

    23. Re:Windows Mobile by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that somebody said it. The Palm app store is, in fact, something new and better than before. It's not like they are preventing him from distributing his app as a denial from Apple would be. Yes, it's a shame that he has to jump through some hoops, but how about we give Palm some time to get the kinks worked out before we get angry.

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    24. Re:Windows Mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the only problem is, WinMo sucks so bad that any other smart phone encased in the bottom of a cement bucket would be a superior platform to develop for.

    25. Re:Windows Mobile by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      You realise you said the same thing in a slightly different, more explicit way, right? He said "This is what is good", not "this is one of the good things".

    26. Re:Windows Mobile by profplump · · Score: 1

      For all the annoyances for Windows Mobile, being locked to a specific application vendor is not one of them. Being locked into ActiveSync and the like might be a problem if you don't run Windows on your desktop, but even at that you can install programs by downloading them from any web site in the built-in browser and launching the CAB file.

    27. Re:Windows Mobile by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      That's coming from a totally different world of Games consoles. The last we saw consoles allow user-created code was in the 80s with BASIC interpreters. Microsoft have been very progressive with their XNA.

    28. Re:Windows Mobile by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      It's not about the app store, which they can make if they want. It's about running software in general. If I buy a computer I should be able to run whichever program I want.

    29. Re:Windows Mobile by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      No, it's just rediculous that you can't run software which hasn't been in their store.

    30. Re:Windows Mobile by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      Palm has NOT FORBIDDEN that process

      That's not what TFA says. Is it possible that the author has been misled? Or is it just that his definition of 'reasonable' is different from mine?

      The main problem here is that the only reasonable way that exists to distribute software for the Palm Pre is to get it into the App Catalog. On Palm's previous operating system, PalmOS, you could download and install applications from anywhere. There was a thriving software ecosystem of third-party applications for the Palm Treo, Centro, and their decade-long history of PDAs before that. You could (and I did) buy third-party software that ran on PalmOS on random web sites, or buy it in physical stores on CD-ROMs.

      But taking a page from Apple's play-book, Palm has now decided that they have to be the one and only gate-keeper for all the software on your Palm Pre, in a way they never did on the Treo, Centro, or any of the earlier PDAs.

    31. Re:Windows Mobile by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

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    32. Re:Windows Mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      compared to the other consoles, where it costs half a limb, .3L of blood, and promise of your firstborn to get a dev kit?

    33. Re:Windows Mobile by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      No, it's just rediculous that you can't run software which hasn't been in their store.

      This is dead simple on the Pre. You have been able to run both of his Apps on the Pre since almost day 1. He is just pissed that Palm won't bend over backwards for the honor of distributing his apps.

    34. Re:Windows Mobile by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      Many Palm employees have said that they enjoy the homebrew scene and will not stop distribution via this avenue. They only restrict selling outside of the Catalog.

    35. Re:Windows Mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That is a very good explanation for the process taking a bit too long... It does not explain jwzs experience at all.

      It seems they hadn't thought about open source apps at all (how out of touch with homebrew do you have to be to do that?). Requiring an NDA to discuss distribution of open source apps definitely takes things to kafkaland. Requiring a Paypal account shows they still didn't get it.

      The whole process just sounds like old Palm all over: really good ideas that they somehow manage to ruin in the execution...

    36. Re:Windows Mobile by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Yes, the unmanaged unchecked software world on Windows has lead to an era free from viruses, worms, trojan attacks and pop-up windows. Thank goodness anyone can install anything they want on their computing devices with such ease.

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    37. Re:Windows Mobile by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Goddammit, we can't have a situation where Linux (and Unix in general, if you count the iPhone's OS) are *less open* systems than Windows freaking Mobile! What about Nokia's handheld devices? They're pretty cool, right? Can you make phone calls with them yet?

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    38. Re:Windows Mobile by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One one hand, yes. On the other hand, I've worked with enough overworked 'pigeon holers' in my life to know that once their level of stress gets high enough, they start giving you shit to do just to keep you in a holding pattern while they take care of the rest of their stack. It's quite possible that JWZ just got stuck with someone who is too overwhelmed with what's hitting their desk to give a shit about 'developer experience' and are just finding as many roadblocks to toss out as they can so they can have some breathing room.

    39. Re:Windows Mobile by urulokion · · Score: 1

      Many Palm employees have said that they enjoy the homebrew scene and will not stop distribution via this avenue. They only restrict selling outside of the Catalog.



      And hence Palm is going to be gatekeeper, nay, middleman to take their cut of the proceeds. If one can't sell apps in any venue, the device isn't really open. Palm is just being magnanimous in allowing homebrewers (so long as you don't cross the hidden lines i.e. tethering apps).

      Don't kid youself, Palm is going to be controlling just like Apple is. They kowtow to their Lord and Masters (US cell providers) as their survive depends on it. Palm can't afford to be tight as Apple's control because it's one of their few marketing advantages against Apple and the IPhone.

      This situation won't change until there is a major shake up of the industry. Either the public wakes up and stops being sheep (not likely) or the FCC or FTC stops in to stop their exclusive deals and phone locking.
    40. Re:Windows Mobile by nilbog · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse laughingly weak certificate security with altruistic motives. Microsoft wanted everyone to get their apps signed, they're just not very good at what they do.

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    41. Re:Windows Mobile by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Many Palm employees have said that they enjoy the homebrew scene and will not stop distribution via this avenue. They only restrict selling outside of the Catalog.

      "Only"?

    42. Re:Windows Mobile by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Adding user ratings and reviews has definitely made it easier to navigate wares in the Xbox Indie Games section. However, if users are going to use a central App Store, they're gonna want to trust that stuff in that store at the least isn't malware (crapware is another story). Should something be confirmed malware, I think MS has a duty to remove it.

    43. Re:Windows Mobile by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      Yes, the unmanaged unchecked software world on Windows has lead to an era free from viruses, worms, trojan attacks and pop-up windows. Thank goodness anyone can install anything they want on their computing devices with such ease.

      What would you rather like: spend your life in a prison, or risk getting run over by cars? (Keep in mind that people will smuggle cars into prison, too.)

    44. Re:Windows Mobile by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      I think what he means by "Reasonable" is that the Palm App Store is going to be the place where 95% of people are going to turn for apps, and if your app isn't in there, the potential market for your app is severely limited. App stores are very popular with users; one place to go for all the apps you could want, and the store handles finding, purchasing, and installing the apps for you. Very few are going to want to do the "homebrew" installs.

    45. Re:Windows Mobile by crwl · · Score: 1

      You might be interested in the upcoming Nokia N900, see, for instance, this preview. Looks very interesting, to say the least.

    46. Re:Windows Mobile by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      However, if users are going to use a central App Store, they're gonna want to trust that stuff in that store at the least isn't malware (crapware is another story). Should something be confirmed malware, I think MS has a duty to remove it.

      So there are a couple concerns here. Anything really successful on Windows Mobile is likely to be pulled into the regular version of Windows. MS as a central authority blacklisting programs based upon their designation that something is malware can be very problematic. Moreover, there are legitimate reasons to run malware (research or antivirus cleanup development) and if MS's store becomes the only way to get new applications onto the device that would become problematic. If MS only outright bans malware on Mobile and don't gain monopoly influence on the smartphone OS market, then they are probably in the clear legally, but I'd still rather leve ultimate control in the hands of the user. Make them click through a button choice: "This program is from an unknown source and has been determined by Microsoft and Norton to be a virus. (Don't install it!)(Install the virus and let it take control of my phone. Note this voids the warranty and support for this phone)." If they click the second button, give them another dialogue to confirm they did not accidentally click the first one, then run it.

      I don't think anyone could fault MS in the above scenario and at the same time it protects them from legal liability if they want to extend it to Windows proper and lets researchers and other users have the ultimate power. Alternately, they could deny the ability to run the malware altogether unless the user first changed a setting to enable such dialogue choices. Basically though, they want to avoid being the ultimate gatekeeper in favor of letting a well informed user with good choices do it. Ideally they'd present the third option of running malware in a sandbox.

    47. Re:Windows Mobile by sacherjj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you don't use the Palm SDK to develop, you can sell your wares any places you like. But downloading THEIR SDK means you agree to THEIR CONDITIONS.

      NOTHING is keeping you from developing software on your Pre and selling to off your web site. You just can't use the Emulator or other software Palm developed to do so.

      Far be it for Palm to want a solid and worry free user experience.

    48. Re:Windows Mobile by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      It seems to me like "ignoring the submitter" is a far better stall tactic - and takes far less effort - than asking them to sign forms, provide them with revised rules, provide them with supposedly useful feedback on their application, and so forth.

      After all, if you don't hear back for an extra two weeks, you'll just assume they're slow. If you hear back within a reasonable time frame, but get crap like this, you'll assume they're morons... which is pretty much what happened here.

    49. Re:Windows Mobile by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Sure, you've been able to run them. That's not what he's irritated about.

      He's irritated that rather than simply tell him "no, we will not distribute your application", they're giving him all kinds of random, stupid requirements (including signing legal documents!) in order to distribute his free applications. They're dangling a carrot just out of reach, forever implying that he might reach it, and forever moving it a little further away whenever he makes any progress.

      So he's not irritated that "Palm won't bend over backwards". He's irritated that Palm wants him not just to bend over backwards, but to pay them $99/year and sign various legal documents while bent over! Some of their requirements are entirely arbitrary and useless. Why should his version number have to be less than 1.0.0? Why would they ever have required that no other website post the app (or its source code), especially when the app itself is open source? (I know they rescinded that requirement. It should never have been a requirement in the first place.)

      This has little to do with whether Palm will distribute his apps, and everything to do with the crap they're making him go through without giving him a decision one way or the other. In other words, it's a complaint about the idiotic process, and not a "PALM WON'T DISTRIBUTE MY APP :'(" rant.

      You'd know all this if you had read the original article... but this is Slashdot, where so few people actually bother, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

    50. Re:Windows Mobile by Dark_Gravity · · Score: 1

      Back in the "good old days" of palm before the pre, there WAS NO over the air app store installed on the treo. You had to google for someplace to find apps for your treo, you had to go there, you had to down load them, and you had to install them using the hot sync program.

      You certainly did not have install over a hot sync. PRC files have been installable via HTTP download for years.

    51. Re:Windows Mobile by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      That's good and all...it also takes quite a bit of time to find the app, download the app, and then install the app (if it installs in the first place, since most developers have different CABs for different versions and would get most regular users confused). Microsoft has its own store in the works, but what guarantee is there that it won't be as restrictive or patrolling as the Apple and Palm solutions?

      There's always give and take.

    52. Re:Windows Mobile by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

      However the cost of entry for the tool chain nearly $400.00 as their free compilers won't allow you to use the compact framework or third party libraries is much higher than any other tool chain for any other phone and the non compete clauses in the user agreement is egregious. And all of the other competitors use nearly the same base tools with some minor differences in their Ides so they do get a commonality of bug fixes.
      Each phone has its own restrictions for other purposes but not like MS. MS is losing non-phone compact framework devices left and right.
      Another reason to choose the iPhone to develop for is the iPod touch, which has a far greater market than the iPhone alone.
      Android is also picking up additional devices left and right to add value to applications for that OS.
      The sluggish user growth of the Pre is a deterrent to long term investment after the initial spate of apps is through. But it is relatively cheap to develop for and may have some commonality with the other web based application frameworks. Additional phones and carriers may help to alleviate this also.

    53. Re:Windows Mobile by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      1a. Childishly refer to Microsoft as M$ throughout the rest of the response.

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    54. Re:Windows Mobile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why the new developer contract allows distribution only through their catalog? They are killing the old way.

    55. Re:Windows Mobile by Darknight · · Score: 1

      Anyone can write Palm WebOs apps and start their own App Store. The operating system is linux and completely open. JWZ's crap is already available via "Homebrew" installation on the Pre, including the precentral.net app catalog, browsable on the phone with a couple different apps for easy installation. TFA is specifically related to getting an application into the Palm Store. They have requirements, some of which may be arbitrary. But it's their store. You want to get crap into Wal Mart, you gotta obey their rules too.

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    56. Re:Windows Mobile by Darknight · · Score: 1

      I can't read it where I am, but if TFA says Palm has forbidden homebrew, he is either misinformed or lying.

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    57. Re:Windows Mobile by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      Part of the process is that he will not change his code to what they think it should be. That is for a good reason and for stability. But he believes he thinks his code is perfect. It is not. His ego is writing checks his non-existent PayPal account can't cash.

    58. Re:Windows Mobile by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      You are never locked in to activesynch. Ever. I have Xp and WM5 and I've never introduced the two. Yet I run several 3rd party apps and some I've written myself. And I HATE microsoft.

    59. Re:Windows Mobile by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      That's as speculative as saying you're wrong. The truth is, you don't know that, you're assuming it; all we know is that at least some of Palm's requirements are stupid.

      You can't seriously be claiming that he's not allowed to complain about idiocies in Palm's process just because he's not perfect, can you?

    60. Re:Windows Mobile by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      What you meant was "Symbian". There is no such thing as a working Windows Mobile Phone. ;)

      Seriously: Who came up with that "locked down phone" crap?
      Here in Germany, I have never seen such a thing, nor heard of it.

      Most people here use Nokia, Samsung or SonyEricsson phones, and there are no restrictions about putting software on any of them. Especially Nokia offers you all you could need to put everything you want on that thing. It could have been better, but now... I mean the N900 got a root login, development kit and free development community right from the start.

      I wonder why developers even bother to develop for the iPhone or Palm... it's like begging for the love of a woman, which only gives her permission to treat you like crap, because you come back to beg even harder, and it feels good to have someone think you're a god.
      And Windows Mobile basically is the other way around: She's the biggest whore on the planet, just to be loved. Unfortunately, this means she is likely to have nasty infections, and nobody wants her, even if she's open for everything.

      P.S.: Yeah, even I am impressed by how far I could go with that analogy. ^^

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    61. Re:Windows Mobile by Cato · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the article? I guess not, or you'd realize that "dozens of emails", faxes and 2 months is not a "small set of hoops" to allow someone to distribute software (regardless of whether it's free or commercial). If Palm doesn't change this approach, they are just about guaranteed to fail.

    62. Re:Windows Mobile by maxume · · Score: 1

      Do I get to choose the prison and the cars in the question?

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    63. Re:Windows Mobile by maxume · · Score: 1

      The article says that Palm has made the app store distribution channel somewhat hostile to free apps (because the developer has to jump through this hoop and that hoop, one of which is having a verified paypal account, which means giving paypal unfettered access to a bank account, which I agree is a bad idea); he is aware that there are other ways to get stuff installed, but doesn't understand why Palm is using the process they are using, and thinks that his free apps would see wider distribution if they were in the store.

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    64. Re:Windows Mobile by mgblst · · Score: 1

      No, you are wrong, and clearly have never been on the end of one of these systems. If you hear nothing, there may have been a problem with your submittal process, you may have been forgotten, or slipped through the cracks somehow. It can drive you crazy not hearing anything.

    65. Re:Windows Mobile by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, a totally different world. For example, in one corner, you have a bunch of developers producing a product to run on a Microsoft device, and on the other, you have... exactly the fucking same.

      You can pretend that it is different, it doesnt make it so. There is no reason consoles have to be locked down, whereas there is a reason to lock down mobile devices.

    66. Re:Windows Mobile by tepples · · Score: 1

      There is no reason consoles have to be locked down

      The lockout chip was originally the idea of Atari and Nintendo, so that something like Custer's Revenge wouldn't happen again. (Yet Peek-A-Boo Poker still happened once the lockout was broken.)

      whereas there is a reason to lock down mobile devices.

      And what is it? The apps and the baseband can and often do run on separate cores.

    67. Re:Windows Mobile by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      No, you misunderstand. I don't mean "refuse to acknowledge the submission", I mean "don't say anything to the submitter at all". That is, Alice submits her app to Bob, who replies with a form letter saying it will be processed as soon as possible. Bob gets to it when he can, because he's got a large backlog. If Alice gets impatient, she can ask what's going on; Bob simply replies with another form letter apologizing for the long wait times and explaining that they have a large backlog of applications to process.

      See, this is a far better technique than "pester Alice with endless rule revisions, requests to sign legal documents, requirements to give third parties sensitive information, and so on". My suggestion requires just two form letters and almost zero extra effort, while Chyeld's suggested stall tactic requires those new forms to be created, someone to crank through them, someone to write up new rules, etc.

    68. Re:Windows Mobile by Meski · · Score: 1

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      The responsible Anti-Microsoft Troll that should have replied to this post by now is on sick leave and was unable to prepare a custom flaming reply to this particular post. In lieu of that, attached is our generic template which we use to write all our flaming responses.

      1. Make a general anti-Microsoft jab

      This may fall under #1, but I think "Make a Ballmer joke" should be on the list as well. Mention "chair" or "developers", etc...

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    69. Re:Windows Mobile by Leynos · · Score: 1
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  3. And they say... by autojive · · Score: 3, Funny

    And they say that Apple's App store process is a pain in the ass. Looks like Palm is emulating more of Apple than we thought. :-)

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  4. Hmmm... by Jaysyn · · Score: 0

    Sounds like it's much more trouble than it's worth.  I guess you have to do stuff like this if you want to make money programing for a walled garden like the iPhone or Pre.

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The apps JWZ wants to distribute are open-source. Try again.

    2. Re:Hmmm... by sacherjj · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Stuff like this?

      I opened a free bank account and pointed a free PayPal account to it. Total time, 1 hour at bank and on computer.

      Done.

      Apps submitted for sale from Palm.

      Yes, there are issues with Palm creating the infrastructure to handle all developers apps being submitted. However, the poster is constantly deciding that he won't do the simple things Palm asks, to help them manage the volume. Fine, those "problem" developers can wait until everything is figured out.

      Why in the world should Palm spend hours and hours appeasing a developer of two mediocre apps (yes, I've used both) when the same time could get a dozen more developers setup for submitting apps. Obviously, it is some sort of conspiracy, rather than just good business sense.

    3. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should he have to open a paypal account to publish an app? It may be a simple thing to open a free bank account, but it's still not something I do unless there's a good reason, and I don't see a good reason here.

    4. Re:Hmmm... by initdeep · · Score: 1

      because if he later develops an app he wishes to sell, he has a way to get PAID.
      And requiring that you are a verified paypal member only makes sense as well.
      God forbid the stories we would see if they just allowed any old paypal account and somehow the money went to a non verified account and the developer didn't get it.

      it would be holy hell for palm then.

      this way circumvents that process by adding a layer of verification.

    5. Re:Hmmm... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Ok, so it's really, really more trouble than it's worth, thanks for proving my point.

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    6. Re:Hmmm... by residieu · · Score: 1

      So, when he wants to get paid, then he has to provide a paypal account. Simple enough, if he doesn't provide a paypal account, he can't get paid. Common sense.

      And since I haven't seen a single non-free (as in beer) app on the store yet, demanding paypal accounts from everyone when non-free apps are the exception not the rule is unnecessary.

    7. Re:Hmmm... by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      Yes, because all developers should submit their for pay apps on the day that the pay catalog goes live. That is BRILLIANT!

      Wait, no. Then we wouldn't have any Pay apps in a live Pay App Catalog at launch.

      I'm fine with enough "buy in" to the process of distributing through Palm that fly by night developers that might not offer support are weeded out.

    8. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would initially point out that he wasn't charging for his applications, so the purpose of the PayPal account is unclear. What's more is this is PayPal. They act like a bank, but aren't regulated like one. Connecting them to your bank account means you trust them with your money in the bank. More than that, it means you trust arbitrary corporations (that aren't regulated by the government) with your money that you have already put in the bank.

      Frankly, I don't blame him for this particular complaint.

    9. Re:Hmmm... by GasparGMSwordsman · · Score: 1

      Just to point out that if you do get charged to that PayPal/bank account, you would be responsible for all fines, fees, and actual translations.

      You don't want to pay? Ok, that is fine, that is what collection agencies, fraud charges and bankruptcy is for...

      Since that is the case, I fail to see why you think there is a difference between your current bank account and a new one.

      As a developer, my view on this is, Palm's policy forces me to be directly financially liable. It opens up a avenue of having charges sent to me in a way that I have little ability to dispute them and very little leverage to negotiate. All this when I just want to give something away.

    10. Re:Hmmm... by Darknight · · Score: 1

      I think there is something else going on here, personally. To get a verified PayPal account, PayPal has to confirm your identity. That is a free way for Palm to have someone to blame if an app goes awry, or turns out to be pure undetected malware.

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    11. Re:Hmmm... by residieu · · Score: 1

      But that is the case, the pay catalog is live, and we have no pay apps... That still doesn't explain why people need paypal accounts to submit their free apps.

  5. This seems like a terrible plan. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    The difference between arrogance and hubris is what you can get away with.

    Apple's authoritarian submission policies are on one side of that line, and I'm pretty sure that Palm is going to find out that theirs are on the other.

    1. Re:This seems like a terrible plan. by Zarf · · Score: 2, Funny

      wait... which one can you get away with? What?

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    2. Re:This seems like a terrible plan. by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      The difference between arrogance and hubris is what you can get away with.

      Sorry, confused as to if your are talking about the programmer who wrote the article listed or Palm. Hard to tell who has more hubris.

  6. Jamie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And u carped about Linux. Can u not find a platform that makes you happy?

    1. Re:Jamie by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Once I realized it was JWZ, I had that same thought. It is perhaps possible that NOTHING would please this guy.

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    2. Re:Jamie by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

      I think he liked LISP machines...

      Seriously, every platform is a mix of good and bad. It's a way to get stuff done, you don't have to marry your platform and pretend it has no problems, ever.

  7. Let's all be like Apple! by jekk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So Palm decided that they wanted to imitate Apple? After all, "no press is bad press", and Apple sure has been getting a lot of press for the way it runs the AppStore. Locking down the device... it may not be useful to the *customers*, but it couldn't harm the company at all, could it?

    Well, not unless they abandon your platform (or never flock to it in the first place) in favor of Android or even Nokia's Maemo -- platforms that allow the USER to control what they run on their devices.

    I think I've learned my lesson. I am not buying an iPhone, Kindle, or (after reading this) Palm -- no devices from a company that intends to control what I can run on my device. Offering a store: GREAT idea. Carefully controlling what goes in this store and prohibiting any other means of getting apps onto the device: that makes it THEIR device, not mine, and I don't want to play that game.

    1. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by jo42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Google "iPhone jailbreak" and then "cydia store". You can then put all the crap that you want on your iPhone.

    2. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Old97 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are confusing users with developers. Very few users are developers. Those who aren't developers aren't interested in what hoops you need to jump through or in how much "freedom" you have as a developer. They want a reliable, easy to use device and they want a lot of easy to use applications that are useful to them, easy to install and easy to use. Apple has accomplished that. Their numbers of users and available applications prove that. I doubt if any of these companies care about what you personally will buy or not buy. You are not the market they are going after.

      As for developers, if you give them a few tools and access to millions of potential customers, they will jump through any hoops they have to in order to compete in a lucrative market.

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    3. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by node+3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Locking down the device... it may not be useful to the *customers*

      Apple has recently served up it's two billionth app (this number does not include updates).

      More open devices like the old Palms and Windows Mobile may seem more consumer-friendly at first, but when you take a closer look, you'll see that Apple's approach is *far* more consumer-friendly. Far more apps have been sold through iTunes than ever would have been sold if developers had to peddle their wares independently. And even free apps are easier to find, download and install.

      Do you even know how easy it is to get an app for the iPhone? Once you find an app that interests you, it just takes one click to acquire it and have it installed on your iPhone. One click! No downloading zip files, extracting them then installing via some menu system. Just click, and plug in your phone. Done.

      Apple keeps your credit card information for iTunes when you set up your account. You don't have to enter anything in for each purchase, and Apple is more trustworthy than some random web site.

      As far as the customers are concerned, the iTunes App Store is a smashing success.

    4. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      You are confusing users with developers. Very few users are developers.

      You don't need to be a developer to enjoy the programs others have written for free.. I don't have to have written for example inkscape in order to want to use it on what I have for free. non-developers jailbreak iphones too.... to use what they want on their phone, not necessarily develop on it.

    5. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this day and age of open software, and the entire philosophy behind it, it's pretty amazing to me that Apple has found a way to exert more control over their h/w than they ever have. And more than the dreaded M$ ever has. And yet, the lambasting that M$ would have gotten (and rightly so) for trying something like this has not really materialized.

    6. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's largely because they're doing it on a market that has traditionally been incredibly closed and controlled. Phones have never been an open platform.

      You can argue that Windows mobile or Symbian are more open in what apps they allow, but you need to be both *good* and open before anyone cares. The ability to install any app you want is nice, but secondary to have an app you want to install in the first place.

    7. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you make your system idiot-safe then only idiots will use it".

      That describes the Apple Store and the iPhone system in general very well.

    8. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Apple has recently served up it's two billionth app (this number does not include updates). ...which may or may not be terribly impressive all things considered. Of course it is a number
      specificially engineered to look and sound impressive but it may not really be all that. It's
      just saavy marketing that easily impresses rubes. It's a figure that's easy to inflate. Time
      will tell. This approach may eventually end up biting Apple in the butt as they (despite all
      of the hype to the contrary) are very much in a minority market share position.

      IOW, there are smaller numbers of iphones. Sure they are very profitable for Apple but they
      are still a small minority of the overall market.

      The Billions and Billions served counting approach may make other platforms look better in the end.

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    9. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Kidbro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple keeps your credit card information for iTunes when you set up your account. You don't have to enter anything in for each purchase

      As far as praise goes, this one is pretty hilarious.

    10. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by dirk · · Score: 1

      The app store itself is a good idea other companies should imitate. The issue is that with Apple, it is the only way to get your app on the iPhone (yes, I know that people can jailbreak their iPhone and then visit other stores and install other apps, but that is a fairly small number of users and can be undone at any time Apple wants to). I have a WinMobile phone and would love to have a good app store for it, as it would make finding things easier. What I don't want is for that to be the only way to install something on the phone, as then they have complete control over what I can install on my phone. We have all heard the nightmares from developers about the random apps that Apple doesn't approve, as well as the apps they won't approve because it may compete with their products (and god forbid someone be able to choose to use something other than the app Apple has designed).

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    11. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Those who aren't developers aren't interested in .. how much "freedom" you have as a developer.

      Which is why people should just shut the fuck up about how much their computers suck.

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    12. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by tepples · · Score: 1

      As for developers, if you give them a few tools and access to millions of potential customers, they will jump through any hoops they have to in order to compete in a lucrative market.

      Unless the developer prefers to work part-time, perhaps because he has an unrelated day job, and the hoops include "have a dedicated office" and "already have relevant industry experience". A lot of developers will choose another platform instead of trying to jump through these hoops.

    13. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by indiechild · · Score: 1

      Come back two years later and we'll see. Apple is doing very well because, as always, they make things much more easy and user-friendly for the customer. I know it's trendy on Slashdot to bash Apple as "overhyped" and superficial and marketing-driven, but in reality they often make the most well-designed and engineered products on the market. People buy Apple gear because it works really well for the average person.

      Unfortunately the "superior" types who look down on everyday people as sheeple and lusers can't factor this into their narrow worldview. Sour grapes and all that.

    14. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Old97 · · Score: 1

      Enjoying an application is not a compelling reason to buy a device.

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    15. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by DangerFace · · Score: 1

      And what you say is not a huge bag of fail why, exactly? He just said that having stores makes perfect sense, since they make money for the parent company and nudge the consumer in the right direction, plus maybe make life easier on the developer. All he was saying was that he wouldn't trade that OMG one click!!eleven! for a device that won't let him install what he wants from it; there isn't a dichotomy between an app store and a user's ability to install stuff on their phones.

      As far as the customers are concerned, the iTunes App Store is a smashing success.

      As far as customers are concerned Vista was better because it was shinier. Customers are marketing's job - down here's for people who want stuff to work.

    16. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      Offering a store: GREAT idea. Carefully controlling what goes in this store and prohibiting any other means of getting apps onto the device: that makes it THEIR device, not mine, and I don't want to play that game.

      I would reword that statement to say: "Offering a store: GREAT idea. Carefully controlling what goes in this store: also a GREAT idea. Prohibiting any other means of getting apps onto the device: BULLSHIT."

      If these companies are going to offer app stores it makes perfect sense for them to do extensive QA on the apps before allowing them in. In other words, the app store should be a gated community, so to speak, so that those who want to be able to get apps quickly and easily with the peace of mind of knowing that the software is safe should have a place to go (this also helps retards not get viruses and pollute the rest of the ecosystem). Making that app store the only place to get software, however, is retarded. These developers need to get off their collective high horse and realize that these smart phones are nothing more than little computers, and start treating them as such. Sell me a solid device with a solid O/S. That is all I want. I don't need you to hold my hand the whole way, and tell me what I can and cannot do with the piece of hardware that I own. I know I speak for a lot of other nerds in saying that I will not own one of these devices until they open things up a little bit.

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    17. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Old97 · · Score: 1

      Small part time developers are not that important in the scheme of things. People who want to make money will invest their time or money (e.g. venture capital) in things that will make them money. If the potential ROI is great enough, they will jump through whatever hoops it takes. Small time part time developers don't drive the market. They just nibble the crumbs.

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    18. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      but in reality they often make the most well-designed and engineered products on the market

      Youll want to cite that. If youre referring to the cases / chassis, you might have a point, but otherwise there are a large number of competitors. ASUS for example makes some very nice screen-integrated desktops, Blackberries are STILL considered the gold standard of the corporate phone market (and not because of poor engineering either), and Sansa Fuzes are, as i understand it, generally considered superior to iPods (and if those dont float your boat, i hear the COWONs are pretty decent too).

      Not that Apple doesnt make some nice laptops with magnetic connectors, but to say that most things they make are "best in category" is probably pushing it too far. "some of the most well-designed..." would have been perhaps more reasonable.

    19. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Its not necessarily a bad thing for the consumer, Amazon does something similar-- have you ever bought mp3s off of their site?

    20. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

      Well, for one thing, it's not accurate.

      When you download an app, the phone asks for your iTunes password. It isn't just a "one click and you're done" thing like the GP posted. Or maybe it's the way I have my phone configured?

      But more to the point: I think your quote from the GP didn't correctly communicate the value he's commenting on. Sure any developer can set up a WinMo app store and collect CC info. But how many users are going to be willing to pass their CC information to "JoesFlyByNightApps.com"? And how many iTunes users have already given this info to Apple?

      I think the real value to users is that 1) apps (and reviews) are centrally located--I don't have to google "tip calculator" and then try and sift through n million hits 2) Apple is a trusted source of apps, so I'm not worried about malware, and 3) Apple is trusted enough that users are willing to share their CC info, unlike some random developer's site.

      Of course "value for users" is a completely separate question from "value for developers"--the trade offs between the inconvenience of the "walled garden", paying the associated developer fees, and having to jump through the approval hoops have to be weighed against Apple handle the hosting, billing, and so forth.

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    21. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, the app is a tip calculator - which is for idiots. Normal tip amounts like 15% or 20% are trivial to do in your head (for example 15% is just move the decimal point 1 unit - divide by 10, then add half again that amount). 20% is move the decimal point one unit and multiply by 2. Real tough stuff. Even if you are unable or unwilling to do that in your head you just use the device's normal calculator and multiply by .15 or .20 (or divide by 5) - many ways to do this without a "tip calculator".

      I guess I should review the app first though before commenting as maybe it has checkboxes for "did they refill your soda without you having to ask" and "did they give you extra napkins" and all and then comes up with the correct percent like "you should tip this server 17.2%" or whatever...

    22. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      Palm doesn't prohibit other means of getting apps onto their device. There's quite a few third party apps out there you can download and install unofficially. But Apple, conversely, after locking down their device, actually does a (moderately) solid job implementing their app system. Guess which one wins in the eyes of consumers and developers?

    23. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      I think the parent was pointing out that Apple products tend to do everything well instead of specializing in one place while utterly dropping the ball in every other category. Have you actually used those ASUS screen integrated desktops? They are pretty, but slow enough to where they just feel clunky. The rest of the list you rattled off have similar shortcomings. And yes, this is being typed from a Macbook...while being surrounded by 4 other desktop systems running different OS's.

    24. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      while it's a very sysadmin like example, my last phone purchase was precisely about that. The nokia n95, the iphone had been released and jailbroken already, but I didn't get it.. why? because I wanted to be able to do what I want with my phone without having to dick around with it. Putty port already existed, as did an xmpp client, and I was set.

      So I haven't developed for the phone, yet the ability to do what I want with it was a compelling enough reason to decide what kind of device I was getting.

    25. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      Yep. It downloads automatically to my Pre over WiFi or EVDO and I can play it in about 20 seconds. Works GREAT.

    26. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but in reality they often make the most well-designed and engineered products on the market

      Youll[sic] want to cite that.

      What's the measure of well-designed and engineered? The most sales? The best customer satisfaction? What study criteria would you accept as a citation for such an assertion? Is it even possible to objectively measure without more parameters? He did provide more parameters you know, talking about making things suitable for average users. For that you can actually look at formal usability studies of users performing common tasks.

      Sansa Fuzes are, as i understand it, generally considered superior to iPods...

      Generally considered by whom? By geeks on slashdot or reporters for Wired magazine or by the average consumer?

      The point the pervious poster was getting at and which you miss by removing the context when quoting him is not that Apple makes the best of everything, but that they make products that are better suited to average users than other companies do. This isn't a new idea, and has been postulated to be the core of their business model by many different pundits.

      You make mention of the Blackberry which is a good example. RIM carved out a profitable niche for themselves. They targeted corporate users and built devices well suited to those users. It's a good market and a big market and you can get bulk sales by giving them certain, special features. It was low hanging fruit. Apple's entry into smartphones, like their entrance into the mp3 player market, targeted average consumers instead. When the iPhone came out, it was much, much better suited to average users than Blackberries were. One could argue that Blackberry has moved on and started aggressively targeting the "average user" market as well offering lower end devices tailored to them, but they have not had the same level of success in that market. Apple has, likewise, tried to move into the corporate market with only modest success. The difference between these companies and approaches is not that Apple makes the most well designed and well-engineered smartphone (as you seem to have interpreted the previous poster) but that Apple makes a smartphone that is "the most well-designed and engineered... because it works really well for the average person".

      It's important to note that criteria because if you're a corporate user or a high-tech geek, it's not designed with you as the primary target market and some of the design decisions which make the device nicer for normal people will annoy you. Slashdot users are not the target market for iPhones and whining about that as half the posts whenever the topic comes up aren't going to make Apple drop their strategy of opening up the market to normal users in favor of targeting a tiny subset of the population. Referring to things like the Apple store as a flaw simply shows lack of perspective. It's like complaining the baseball cap you bought is flawed because it doesn't protect you in a motorcycle crash.

    27. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Old97 · · Score: 1

      For you perhaps, but you represent a tiny minority. I can't imagine Nokia selling millions of N95's because of putty port and an xmpp client. How many people in the world even know what that is? "Can it help me find a good restaurant in my vicinity?" Look at the millions of iPhones and Blackberrys that have been sold. Blackberry has one killer app (messaging) and the iPhone has a combination that reaches the critical mass of a killer app.

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    28. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Late+Adopter · · Score: 2, Informative

      So what exactly is the problem then? In what ways isn't the Pre open enough? Contrary to GP's post, you can install unapproved 3rd party apps, including a Bluetooth tethering app and a Google Voice dialer.

    29. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by chaim79 · · Score: 1

      wtf are you on?

      Two Billion is an impressive number no matter how you slice it, total number of App downloads, slicing it into the total number of iPhone users to find the average number downloaded, ratio of free vs paid apps, etc. It tells a lot of the strength of the App Store market and the iPhone / iPod Touch market that so many are being downloaded. It encourages developers, not only to create new software but to update and improve existing software released for the iPhone.

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    30. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by sjames · · Score: 1

      Nobody is suggesting that Apple should shut the AppStore down. Just that it should be a centralized "one-stop shopping" sort of place rather than being a one true way gatekeeper. If Apple sent out an update where a simple checkbox would allow you to install from anywhere (complete with the inevitable dire warnings), it wouldn't harm their happy customers in the slightest. They would presumably leave the box unchecked and go to the AppStore for 100% of their apps just like now.

      Apple (and Palm) could even "think different" and make running unsigned apps configurable at any time so if something goes wrong you can reboot into "signed mode" to remove the errant (presumably unsigned) app.

    31. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Can you not still use HotSync to install apps on the Pre?

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    32. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know of as many people who are disappointed with the phone as people who are impressed.
       

      The 2 most herd of. I have 32Gig and I can't transfer any files on it to use as a USB stick and why can't I transfer through bluetooth my pictures to another phone?

    33. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by nyctopterus · · Score: 1

      (Mac fanboy speaking here) What gets me is that Linux has this ease of one-click application installation built in for years (or so I understand). I was very impressed with this aspect of Ubuntu when I tried it. It's a shame this killer feature hasn't been marketed more.

    34. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by wiggles · · Score: 1

      I shouldn't have to jailbreak it! It should allow this stuff out of the box! Perhaps a warning to idiots that 'The software you are about to install was not vetted by Apple, and therefore could cause your phone to stop working, catch fire, or give you a paper cut and pour lemon juice in it. Apple accepts no responsibility, but if you reeeeealy want to do it anyway... click this button three times while singing the national anthem."

    35. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      More open devices like the old Palms and Windows Mobile may seem more consumer-friendly at first, but when you take a closer look, you'll see that Apple's approach is *far* more consumer-friendly.

      If only Microsoft had done this with Windows, then people would not have cried about a monopoly. They would have praised Microsoft for all the value that monopoly provides!

    36. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      So Nokia's app store probably hasn't served up 2 billion apps, but it has the same functionality. You click one button and it installs - no questions.

      But, the thing is - if I want to install an app outside of the app store my S60r5 device will let me. To me its about choice. Yes its convenient to use the app store, but there's a lot of stuff to play with that will never be on there like an emulator for the Commodore Amiga, or Super Nintendo or a mod replayer that some guy wrote for fun, but didn't want to publish anywhere.

    37. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by cgenman · · Score: 1

      As far as the customers are concerned, the iTunes App Store is a smashing success.

      In case anyone missed parent poster's point, these monolithic stores are good for consumers, terrible for developers. Any consumer can walk in, search a ton of apps, pick the best one, and it's there smoothly and easily. Any developer can invest a year of their life and tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars creating an app, only to have it mysteriously be rejected without comment, rejected for obviously bunk reasons, or be made quickly obsolete by a 99c copycat app.

    38. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's even better than this. I was sitting at the carpool waiting for my buddies to show up. A song came on the radio that I liked. I didn't know the name of it. I remembered a friend showing me an app that would listen to a part of a song and identify it for me, so I pull out my iPhone 3gs and open up Safari. I googled "Audio Recognition App," or something like that and in my results page I see the app is called Shazam. I then open up the "App Store" app and search for Shazam. I download the app. The song is STILL playing, so I launch the app and click the "Tag Now" button. 20 seconds later, Shazam tells me the name of the song. I then open up iTunes (on the phone) and search for the song. I find the song and then buy it right then and there. The song is STILL playing on the radio.

    39. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Duradin · · Score: 1

      I like that I buy apps from Apple's app store and not from j.random developer's site.

      Before I bought a Touch I had an Asus MyPal 636. I purchased exactly 0 apps for it since there tended to be about 50 sites trying to sell any particular app and they all looked rather shady at best and no reviews or ratings of either the app or the site.

      There were a couple of good free apps I ran across, but most were junk and not worth the hassle of firing up the pc, plugging the 636 in, slogging through active sync and then clicking through dialogs on the 636.

      The Touch and the App store is pure bliss compared to WM.

    40. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's easy to get an app for the iPhone... *provided it's an app that Apple wants you to run*. If it's something that doesn't agree with Apple's corporate policies, such as a VoIP client (Google Voice was blocked, and Skype crippled at Apple's request so it works only over wifi connections), then you can't run it at all, except by jailbreaking your phone, at which point Apple will try their hardest to break your phone in a future software update. This is not consumer-friendly. A consumer-friendly approach would be one that allows open competition, even for apps that might cause Apple or its telco partners to lose some potential revenues.

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    41. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1

      Once you find an app that interests you, it just takes one click to acquire it and have it installed on your iPhone.

      One click. Oh, and then enter your password. Which better be secure, since it's linked to your credit card number. And a good secure password includes upper case, lower case, numbers, and symbols randomly interspersed, making it a pain in the ass to enter into the iPhone. The app is free? Apple doesn't care, they damn well want your password.

      As far as the customers are concerned, the iTunes App Store is a smashing success.

      My first generation iPhone is perfectly capable of recording low frame-rate video. Apps have been developed to do exactly that. Where exactly do I download them? Oops. I don't get to, Apple refused to let them ship.

      iTunes for Windows is festering crap, and the ITMS on the iPhone itself sucks for following a podcast. I need a dedicated podcast tracking and downloading system. Hey, there's an app for that! Oops, denied. But Apple kindly changed their mind, and simply required the developer to remove all of the useful functionality and turning it into a crippled streaming solution..

      I'm a big fan of text adventure games, and I loved that iPhone Frotz could download games from the IFArchive. Oops, Apple disagreed and the functionality had to be removed..

      I'd dig an e-book reader that gave be easy access to everything in Project Gutenberg. Apple's okay with that, so long as "everything" means minus historically important books about sex.

      I sure would love an app to give me a better interface to Google Voice! Rejected. Remote control of a bittorrent client (not bittorrent on the phone itself, mind you). Rejected. I'm an adult, maybe I'd like some immature but "adult" apps. Rejected.

      I'm a customer, and as far as I'm concerned the iTunes App Store a bland mush, not a smashing success. I'm coming up on the end of my contract with AT&T, and I'll be getting something different, something that serves me, not Apple and AT&T. I'm looking at the Android options and the Pre. I was hearing good things about the Pre, but this makes me very wary.

    42. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 billion downloads for iPhone vrs more than 400 trillion downloads of unrestricted software applications....

      hmmm, which of those sounds more impressive?

    43. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and of those 2 billion, 500 million are fart noise simulators

    44. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by bnenning · · Score: 1

      That's getting progressively harder as Apple adds more "security" to iPhone updates. Also Apple's official position is that jailbreakers are criminals. It's looking like my next phone will be running Android.

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    45. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on what you think is important. One working guy who, more then anything else, wanted his own computer seems to have made a pretty big difference.

    46. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by fzammett · · Score: 1

      Err, except that Palm doesn't at all limit what you can run on your device. They have flat-out said that they are OK with the homebrew scene (it's fair to say they simply tolerate it, but that's all you really need). You don't have to jailbreak your phone, there's no hacking involved, etc.

      Yes, you need to install a desktop application, at least once, to install an app (QuickInstall... after that you can install FileCoaster and do it completely over the air from then on). This is no different than MS requiring ActiveSync to install (most) software on WinMo, and few people bitch about that.

      What Palm is doing is no different than WalMart saying they won't sell this music CD or that one... it's THEIR store, they can sell what THEY want to sell, not what you want them to sell... you can always not shop at WalMart, just like you can install from the homebrew scene and not bother with Palm's App Catalog. They can make it as annoying as they want to get your merchandise in their store too (and from what I've heard, they're considerably better at this than others in the space, this one developers' experience notwithstanding).

      Yes, Palm COULD turn into assholes and lock out homebrew... yes, Palm COULD become Apple and arbitrarily deny all sorts of apps... yes, Palm COULD do a lot of nasty things. I hope they don't, and if they do I'll use a different phone in a heartbeat. But until they do, you've got to look at the reality of the situation:

      1. It's their store, they can do what they want with it, whether it's stupid or not
      2. You can quite easily, 98% as easily as using the App Catalog, install homebrew apps

      So long as #2 always is true, I don't have a problem with #1... their sales may ultimately, but they aren't destroying our freedom or anything like that.

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    47. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by node+3 · · Score: 1

      When you download an app, the phone asks for your iTunes password. It isn't just a "one click and you're done" thing like the GP posted. Or maybe it's the way I have my phone configured?

      I was talking about buying through iTunes. That's what i meant by "Just click, and plug in your phone. Done."

      This is called 1-Click, and is licensed from Amazon.

      You're correct about the iPhone, and this is for, I would hope, obvious reasons. Additionally, rewording my post to address it from the perspective of buying on the iPhone, "Just click, and enter your password. Done," doesn't really change anything.

      The rest of your post is pretty much right.

      Of course "value for users" is a completely separate question from "value for developers"--the trade offs between the inconvenience of the "walled garden", paying the associated developer fees, and having to jump through the approval hoops have to be weighed against Apple handle the hosting, billing, and so forth.

      I think it's fairly clear that what benefits the consumers here also benefits the developers. Making it easier to buy and find software means more software will be sold because the old method for mobile/PDA apps woefully under-served the market.

    48. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Skype crippled at Apple's request

      At AT&T's demand.

      This is not consumer-friendly.

      No, it's very consumer-friendly. It's a compromise that degrades very little from the user experience. Of *all* the apps that have been denied/crippled, only two come to mind that have any form of wide appeal, and both are only crippled against using AT&T's network--Skype and SlingBox.

      So, very little is lost, but *much* is gained. The user has a *gigantic* selection of inexpensive apps to choose from, all of them are all but guaranteed to be malware free, and the process of purchasing and installing is a breeze.

      That's a lot of upside for very little downside. I think people are more opposed to the single-source app store more on principle than on any practical concerns.

      A consumer-friendly approach would be one that allows open competition, even for apps that might cause Apple or its telco partners to lose some potential revenues.

      None of the choices are about Apple losing money. Many *are* about the telcos concern about the usage of their network.

    49. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by node+3 · · Score: 1

      I'm a customer, and as far as I'm concerned the iTunes App Store a bland mush, not a smashing success. I'm coming up on the end of my contract with AT&T, and I'll be getting something different, something that serves me, not Apple and AT&T. I'm looking at the Android options and the Pre. I was hearing good things about the Pre, but this makes me very wary.

      You are in the minority. Your facts are skewed/outdated/outright false.

      But please, jump to one those other phones. The grass is always greener, as they say. What you'll find is the other phones are frustrating to the extreme compared to the iPhone, but hey, they are mildly freer than the iPhone.

    50. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by node+3 · · Score: 1

      2 billion downloads for iPhone vrs more than 400 trillion downloads of unrestricted software applications....

      hmmm, which of those sounds more impressive?

      Every single human on the planet has downloaded over 66,000 apps each? That's every single human on Earth downloading 10 apps per day, every day, since 1989.

      Wow, that *is* impressive!

    51. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1

      You are in the minority.

      And therefore I don't count?

      Come to think of it, isn't that the mindset that has made Macs a second-class citizen for so very long? Can I call my ISP a smashing success if all of my Windows users are happy, but my Mac users are miserable?

      Your facts are skewed/outdated/outright false.

      Thanks for the handy debating technique! Here I've been trying to provide pesky facts supported with citations, however low quality. It's way easier to just dismissively declare that the oppositions claims are "skewed/outdates/outright false."

      What you'll find is the other phones are frustrating to the extreme compared to the iPhone, but hey, they are mildly freer than the iPhone.

      I happily use Linux on my personal laptop, so I'm clearly willing to suffer a bit. (Oddly, my wife spends a more time being angry at her Mac laptop than I do at my Linux box. At least we're united in hating Windows. :-) )

      As for the frustration, I'm not going to jump blind. I have friends with Palm Pres and Android G1s. I ask then regularly what they like, what they dislike. I regularly fiddle with them.

    52. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Well, at Apple's demand, at AT&T's demand, it amounts to the same thing - an app that consumers would like to run is being blocked. Consider Apple+AT&T as a single iPhone-offering entity if that helps. (Don't forget tha I don't think anyone is arguing against the convenience of having a single app store, or denying that Apple has made it easy to install the applications they approve of, or denying that a large number of such apps exist. But of course it would be possible to have all that without also going out of your way to stop people installing apps of their own choosing, even if Apple/AT&T don't like them.

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    53. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by tepples · · Score: 1

      Small part time developers are not that important in the scheme of things.

      What were Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in the first year of Apple? What was Linus Torvalds in the first few years of Linux?

      If the potential ROI is great enough, they will jump through whatever hoops it takes.

      This article serves to warn developers that Palm has so far failed to make its platform's potential ROI greater than that of the leading platform.

    54. Re:Let's all be like Apple! by Old97 · · Score: 1

      Jobs and Woz weren't small time developers. They engineered and marketed a computer. They didn't develop applications for CP/M. Linus developed an O/S kernel, not an application. Both are platforms that needed developers to provide a killer app or its equivalent in order so their platform would survive and prosper.

      If you look at the killer apps, they rarely come from small time developers anymore. Visicalc - which made the microcomputer and Lotus and all started out small, but that was over 25 years ago. These days you need to get venture capital and layout millions. Google started out small, but with millions in venture capital.

      With new devices the killer app is sometimes supplied by the manufacturer itself. The iPhone and its ilk are the platforms. In the case of the iPhone, Apple's killer apps are probably the App store and the internet. Gaming is furthering its edge. RIM's killer app has been its messaging infrastructure.

      I agree that Palm has to find an edge in order to compete successfully, but they are likely looking to bigger companies to partner with or to supply that edge. The odds that some working nights in his basement will write an app for the Pre that will turn things around is very small. If that guy was smart and really had a great app, he'd write it for the iPhone instead and make a killing.

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  8. Tip calculator?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe the world doesn't need another tip calculator...

    1. Re:Tip calculator?! by Shrike82 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe the world doesn't need another tip calculator...

      Why do we need any? Is it really that hard to work out a fairly simple percentage in your head? Perhaps it's easier to leave a small tip when a machine is telling you to do it. "It's not me that's cheap, it's my iPhone."

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    2. Re:Tip calculator?! by TTURabble · · Score: 1

      But how else am I going to multiply the check amount by 15%??

      It's not like I can punch N * .15 into any calculator and get the right answer...right?

    3. Re:Tip calculator?! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Depends on what portion of the bill is food, and what portion of the bill is drinks.

      Not that the tipping rules are any different; but applying them can get tricky...

    4. Re:Tip calculator?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the world doesn't need another tip calculator...

      Why do we need any? Is it really that hard to work out a fairly simple percentage in your head? Perhaps it's easier to leave a small tip when a machine is telling you to do it. "It's not me that's cheap, it's my iPhone."

      Expecting a tip is anti American. The minimum wage is so low that these people working as waiters depend on tips to make ends meet. However who decides minimum wage? The government, and in our beloved capitalistic country which is the very definition of the word American I get to choose who I want to tip. I choose none, and if you critisize me for it then you too are anti American.
       
      Think about it.

    5. Re:Tip calculator?! by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      No, not really, just use some common sense and dont leave a 15% tip on a $5 meal if you spent 45 minutes eating at a restaurant. Its not a hard and fast rule, you know, just leave whats fair and use 15-20% as a guideline.

    6. Re:Tip calculator?! by zes · · Score: 1

      or divide by ten and increase by half? And it's not like it has to be exact. Seriously, do it a few times and it sure is faster than punching in the numbers on some device. And it might help keep your brain oiled up. Although, I live in country where you generally don't tip, so admittedly I never have to do this.

    7. Re:Tip calculator?! by Rhaban · · Score: 1

      In some countries, like the one I live in (France), waiters get a decent salary without tips.
      Giving a tip is not something you always do, you only do it when you want to reward a good waiter. And often the tip is more 2 to 5% than 20. (For a 20% tip, a waitress would have to do way more than her job).

      As a result, some people I know didn't understand why all waiters seemed to hate them when they went on vacation in US, and the waiters I know are always very happy to serve american tourists.

    8. Re:Tip calculator?! by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      But how else am I going to multiply the check amount by 15%?? It's not like I can punch N * .15 into any calculator and get the right answer...right?

      It's not like you can easily calculate N *.1 in your head and then add half of that to get the right answer... right?

    9. Re:Tip calculator?! by oakgrove · · Score: 1

      I noticed my girlfriend had one of the tip calculators on her Android phone and I was all like, what's so hard about just taking a bill like $26.43 and moving the decimal place over to get 2.64 then multiplying that by 2 in your head for 5.28. And if the service wasn't worthy of 20 percent, just knock off the appropriate amount.

      Her response? "That's all fine and good until you've had a couple drinks in you. Then out comes the tip calculator."

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    10. Re:Tip calculator?! by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      or divide by ten and increase by half? And it's not like it has to be exact. Seriously, do it a few times and it sure is faster than punching in the numbers on some device. And it might help keep your brain oiled up.
      Although, I live in country where you generally don't tip, so admittedly I never have to do this.

      Speaking for myself - I am good with math and such, and I use exactly the method you described - but sometimes simple calculations in my head can be a lot slower than I'd like. It's not to the point where I'd use a calculator instead, but I can see why people would enjoy having that burden lifted...

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    11. Re:Tip calculator?! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      It's for the bar, when you've had a few. Try doing that calculation after the fourth pitcher, then come back and tell me nobody should ever need a calculator for it.

      If you question the wisdom of a tip calculator, I question the wisdom of your social life.

    12. Re:Tip calculator?! by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I want a calendar that has a 'birthday' type, like my timex watch. Birthday events have an associated date, so when somebody's birthday comes up, it also tells you how old they are. Why does nobody do this (even though they have birthday type of event) except for my tiny-brained watch?

    13. Re:Tip calculator?! by ksheff · · Score: 1

      His application was the first for the device, but it was also probably the most flamed since it didn't allow decimal input and his response was: don't be a cheapskate and just round up.

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    14. Re:Tip calculator?! by khchung · · Score: 1

      Is it really that hard to work out a fairly simple percentage in your head?

      Unfortunately, yes, it is really that hard for many people in the US of A. I finally realized this fact after seeing a college undergraduate whips out a calculator to calculate this difficult multiplication: 8 x 1/4 to get the answer is 2.

      When college students cannot do this kind of calculation in a glance, I don't expect they can calculate any percentage without a calculator.

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    15. Re:Tip calculator?! by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, well I rarely drink so much that I can't do basic maths like moving a decimal point. Plus I don't live in America and am spared from the ridiculous expectation of leaving tips for drinks. Wow, you took the cap off my bottle of beer, here's a bonus. Oh My God he did a little flick and it went in his pocket! He's so clever! Double his tip! Seriously, if tips are such a significant part of bartender wages just put drinks prices up and incrase their wages...

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    16. Re:Tip calculator?! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      So, to summarize:

      This product is worthless because you personally don't have a need for it. There is no such thing as "other people" as far as you're concerned.

      America sucks, because of a ridiculously trivial complaint about tipping. Ignoring the fact that every country has entirely different tipping customs, but the US is obviously the worst. Obviously, Europe is a perfect shining light with no confusing or irrational customs.

      Does that cover the bases?

    17. Re:Tip calculator?! by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      My personal feeling about tipping culture in various parts of the world aside, you seem to have some resentment towards Europe. You should see a therapist about that. And who say's I'm from Europe anyway?

      If you're so drunk that you can't work out what one-tenth of a number is, then double it, I suspect you'll have problems operating your phone and entering the correct figures into a Tip Calculator. You get a decimal point wrong and the phone tells you to leave a $25 tip...

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    18. Re:Tip calculator?! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Well, I just assume because the vast majority of people here who bash the US for extremely trivial things are Europeans.

      And the problem isn't being able to do the math while buzzed-- although that is more difficult than you'd think-- the problem is that you have no confidence that your math is correct while drunk.

    19. Re:Tip calculator?! by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      Well fair enough. I take your point and concede that other's might find it useful. I have more problems with motor control while drunk than math so I'd be much less confident about my ability to push little phone buttons than do a percentage, but as you pointed out there are many different people in the world. Nonetheless I will continue to bash tip calculators at every opprotunity. When they grow out of control and take over the computers of the world you'll see I was right.

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  9. Hyperbole inflation by tgv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The name Kafka now gets invoked whenever someone doesn't immediately get what he/she wants. Some administrative thingy gone wrong? Kafka! Your broadband connection doesn't allow you to download at 20Mb and the help desk says that the speed is not constant? Kafka! Your microwave's remote control's batteries are not in stock at your local supermarket and it will take more than an hour to restock? Kafka! You wake up and you find yourself turning into a giant beetle? O wait...

    1. Re:Hyperbole inflation by bwalling · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To quote Wikipedia: "Kafka's work, in this sense, is not a written reflection of any of his own struggles, but a reflection of how people invent struggles." So, this guy whining about his app submission being to trying, is actually Kafkaesque - he's inventing a struggle so he can whine about it on the Internet to satisfy his narcissism.

    2. Re:Hyperbole inflation by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm struggling to understand you. It's almost Kafkaesque.

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    3. Re:Hyperbole inflation by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      The name Kafka now gets invoked whenever someone doesn't immediately get what he/she wants.

      Perhaps, but not in this case. Kafka's name is usually brought up to describe situations where bureaucracy has run amok and replaced reason with rules that are blindly followed, much to the protagonist's (and the reader's) frustration.

      So in this case, the analogy is apt.

    4. Re:Hyperbole inflation by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you missed the part where a baroque and terrible machine scribes an NDA into the flesh of the developer, over and over until he dies...

    5. Re:Hyperbole inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote Wikipedia: "[citation needed]"

    6. Re:Hyperbole inflation by db32 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you can really consider it hyperbole inflation given so few people are familiar with Kafka. I mean...it is probably on a similar scale of having the value of the dollar inflating .0000001 and then complaining inflation went up.

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    7. Re:Hyperbole inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The name Kafka now gets invoked whenever someone doesn't immediately get what he/she wants. Some administrative thingy gone wrong? Kafka! Your broadband connection doesn't allow you to download at 20Mb and the help desk says that the speed is not constant? Kafka! Your microwave's remote control's batteries are not in stock at your local supermarket and it will take more than an hour to restock? Kafka! You wake up and you find yourself turning into a giant beetle? O wait...

      A beetle? What did you read? Roach is more like it.

    8. Re:Hyperbole inflation by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      Yes, this guy is as much to blame as Palm for creating struggles. Seriously. I had my App submitted for the Catalog with about 1 hour of effort.

      Look at me, Palm won't spoon feed me to cater to my every need about distributing my crappy apps. Waaaaaaaah!!! Waaaaaaah!!

    9. Re:Hyperbole inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oops, I'm parent, and I missed the point that Kafka was trying to convey completely in translation. I apologize to grandparent.

      from Wikipedia:
      The opening sentence of the novella is famous in English:

              "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic vermin."
              "Als Gregor Samsa eines Morgens aus unruhigen TrÃumen erwachte, fand er sich in seinem Bett zu einem ungeheueren Ungeziefer verwandelt."

      Kafka's sentences often deliver an unexpected impact just before the full stopâ"that being the finalizing meaning and focus. This is achieved due to the construction of sentences in German that require that the participle be positioned at the end of the sentence; in the above sentence, the equivalent of 'transformed' is the final word, 'verwandelt'. Such constructions are not replicable in English, so it is up to the translator to provide the reader with the same effect found in the original text.[1]

      English translators have often sought to render the word Ungeziefer as "insect", but this is not strictly accurate. In Middle German, Ungeziefer literally means "unclean animal not suitable for sacrifice"[2] and is sometimes used colloquially to mean "bug" â" a very general term, unlike the scientific sounding "insect". Kafka had no intention of labeling Gregor as any specific thing, but instead wanted to convey Gregor's disgust at his transformation. The phrasing used in the David Wyllie translation[3] and Joachim Neugroschel[4] is "transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin".

      However, "a monstrous vermin" sounds unwieldy in English and in Kafka's letter to his publisher of 25 October 1915, in which he discusses his concern about the cover illustration for the first edition, he uses the term "Insekt", saying "The insect itself is not to be drawn. It is not even to be seen from a distance."[5] While this shows his concern not to give precise information about the type of creature Gregor becomes, the use of the general term "insect" can therefore be defended on the part of translators wishing to improve the readability of the end text.

      Ungeziefer has sometimes been translated as "cockroach", "dung beetle", "beetle", and other highly specific terms. The term "dung beetle" or MistkÃfer is in fact used in the novella by the cleaning lady near the end of the story, but it is not used in the narration. Ungeziefer also denotes a sense of separation between him and his environment: he is unclean and must therefore be excluded.

      Vladimir Nabokov, who was a lepidopterist as well as writer and literary critic, insisted that Gregor was not a cockroach, but a beetle with wings under his shell, and capable of flight â" if only he had known it. Nabokov left a sketch annotated "just over three feet long" on the opening page of his (heavily corrected) English teaching copy.[6] In his accompanying lecture notes, Nabokov discusses the type of vermin Gregor has been transformed into, concluding that Gregor "is not, technically, a dung beetle. He is merely a big beetle. (I must add that neither Gregor nor Kafka saw that beetle any too clearly.)"[7]

    10. Re:Hyperbole inflation by aminorex · · Score: 1

      This is your cockroach brain, whinging about the confusing irony of that comment which inspires ontological despair at the incomprehensible injustice of the world: `@:%%%

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    11. Re:Hyperbole inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of microwave do you have that comes with a remote?? I gots to get me one of them, so I can nuke some babies wrapped in tinfoil from across the room!

    12. Re:Hyperbole inflation by ethicalBob · · Score: 1

      Can we invoke Kafka's law? (with apologies to godwin)

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    13. Re:Hyperbole inflation by AceJohnny · · Score: 1

      It's been close to 5 months now, and he still hasn't achieved his goal of publishing his apps on the store. He has had to put up with nonsensical paperwork and claims. He is at the mercy of a bureaucracy he doesn't control. He still doesn't know what to do to get through this mess. I dunno, it kinda reminds me of Kafka's The Trial.

      Maybe your "Don't abuse Kafka" rant has merit for other situations. This one? Not so much.

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    14. Re:Hyperbole inflation by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      5 months? The Pre was release on June 6th. It has been under 4 months the device was available and 3 or less that he has been trying to get it in a beta App Catalog.

      It seems like he has been fighting it as much as possible the whole way as well.

    15. Re:Hyperbole inflation by raddan · · Score: 1

      OTOH, while "Kafka-esque" phenomena may be the result of a person inventing their own struggles, in Kafka's stories, this is often the result of a misconception or lack of information on that person's part. E.g., in Before the Law, the person waits patiently outside The Law his entire life because he never knew that he could just go in. He never thought to try. Control of information is an essential component of bureaucracy, and it's one of the most frustrating things people encounter in our legal system. You already have to be a part of the system in order to know how to use it to your advantage, the end result being that our legal system is very unfair. A system that is ostensibly set up to serve you and which preys on your ignorance to do precisely the opposite? That is Kafka-esque.

    16. Re:Hyperbole inflation by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Ages ago there was a cartoon on Cartoon Network called Mission Hill. In one of the episodes, the older brother was trying to become a cartoonist for the New Yorker, and he drew a cartoon of a woman in a grocery store poking a package of hamburger and calling it "Kafkaesque." It was actually pretty funny.

      (Of course in the show his younger brother changes the caption to "please don't poke the meat, ma'am!" and re-submits it.)

    17. Re:Hyperbole inflation by tomaasz · · Score: 1

      The article sounds like things went wrong quite a bit. And the guy involved wasn't even trying to GET something, he was trying to GIVE it away for free. It really sounds ridiculous enough to call it that.

    18. Re:Hyperbole inflation by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      When I go to the bank to make my standard weekly withdrawl, I go in, fill out the appropriate slip, get my money and am out of there in perhaps 3 minutes of a teller's time. Much less if I don't ask for the dollar coins, $2 bills, etc.

      When I go to the bank and ask to have my savings account converted to a CD, I can be there a half hour or more (or MUCH more). That is, routine bank issues have been optimized in ways non-routine ones have not.

      Similarly, your Palm app almost certainly went right along the main line of what was expected. The article poster didn't.

      I would also point out that the poster is an early adopter ("within days of the Palm Pre being released") on what for Palm is a new system of administering applications ("the App Catalog" ... "in a way they never did on ... any of the earlier PDAs").

      While I'm confident you didn't actually RTFA, I'll ask anyway... What particular thing do you believe the author SHOULD have done vs what he reported? That is, in what particular way do you feel that the situation is the author's fault, not Palm's?

      And in as much as his applications haven't been distributed yet, I find your characterization of them ... premature.

    19. Re:Hyperbole inflation by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      I RTFA before it appears on Slashdot. I'm a developer on the WebOS platform. I understand his frustration. However:

      His applications HAVE been distributed for MONTHS on Home brew forums. That is the point. His apps are OUT THERE. He is wanting to write the rules to get in the blessed App Catalog. Sorry, but currently the Palm App Catalog is in Beta and Palm is working hard to process all requests for apps to include to deal with someone who wants to do everything contrary to what Palm requests.

      HOMEBREW is made for the open source crowd, right now.

    20. Re:Hyperbole inflation by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Even more specifically, most of Kafka's works are about systems that copy real-life scenarios but in his works go bananas.

      The Castle is the aptest reference here: to quote WP on that,

      [The protagonist] struggles to gain access to the mysterious authorities of a castle who govern the village where he wants to work as a land surveyor. ... [The novel would have ended] with the Land Surveyor dying in the village; the castle notifying him on his death bed that his "legal claim to live in the village was not valid, yet, taking certain auxiliary circumstances into account, he was permitted to live and work there". Dark and at times surreal, The Castle is about alienation, bureaucracy, and the seemingly endless frustrations of man's attempts to stand against the system.

      His other works, especially the most famous ones, illustrate the same madness, but in different systems: Metamorphosis, the derangedness of a petit-bourgeois morality and mind-set when you have been turned into a bug; The Trial, the justice system; In the Penal Colony, the penal system. Either the system is one that has gone mad, or the system is described by someone who is mad; in many stories, both options work at once. In any case, "Kafkaesque" is a popular term for a reason, and I doubt that it's actually misused very often.

    21. Re:Hyperbole inflation by dotar · · Score: 1

      Jesus, some people can be real Nazis about others' usage of the vernacular..

    22. Re:Hyperbole inflation by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Hey, someone is quoting my work!

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    23. Re:Hyperbole inflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well i think she *is* a big fish, so there.

  10. We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now. by Qbertino · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The old, imho to date unmatched, Palm OS is dead, the new Palm seems to become a screwup, iPhone/iPod Touch is a lockdown nightmare, WinMobile is a no-go and developing, integrating and deploying to Blackb*rrys is like grating your fingernails.

    The Matter of fact is: Mobile is a mess, very much the way desktop computers were in the mid-eighties.

    We are in dire need of an eqiuvalent to the Arduino platform in the PDA market. Small, cheap, relyable, open standards, with a simple single-touch screen a neat CPU and some run-off-the-mill LitIon battery industry standard. 6 months into the first batch we'll have FOSS programmers and hardware hackers expanding it to be a cellphone for those who want it to be one.
    THAT is what we need.

    Just the open standard equivalent of my oldest colorscreen Palm at the price of 100 Euros and an FOSS OS that comes with it, that's all I ask. It can't be that difficult with hardware prices dropping left right and center.

    My 2 cents.

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  11. Who cares about these apps? by kuzb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously. It's a tip calculator, and a clock. These are the kinds of applications we can do with less of anyway. FOSS software is rife with these small and pointless programs. I agree such software is great as learning tools for others to get a foothold with when writing their own more complicated software, but they're hardly worth getting your panties in a twist over. Palm OS comes with a clock, and last I checked, is bundled with a calculator.

    I could understand if it were something truly useful that added to the platform, but these programs do not.

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    1. Re:Who cares about these apps? by jekk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The point is not what YOU think of the quality of the apps. It's not what PALM thinks of the quality of the apps. The point is that the author of the software must jump through ridiculous hoops and beg permission of someone before they can give their app to people who want it. And if the someone says "No", then no one can have it.

    2. Re:Who cares about these apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Palm OS comes with a clock, and last I checked, is bundled with a calculator.

      Yeah, but the clock doesn't melt! And the calculator doesn't automatically type in *1.2=

    3. Re:Who cares about these apps? by FrozenGeek · · Score: 1

      The point is not the apps themselves. The point is the process. If this is indicative (please, note the 'If' at the start of this sentence) of the process of developing apps for the Pre, then Palm is toast. They need the Pre to be a success. For that to happen, their app store needs to be a success. And for that to happen, developers have to develop (and market) apps. Making life difficult for developers will kill that right away. While you may not care for Palm (personally, a company is a company is a company), having a wide range of competitors in any given unregulated market tends (not always, but usually) to result in better products (or service), so we all have an interest in the success of Palm.

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    4. Re:Who cares about these apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Innovation, welcome to one of your worst enemies: jaded apathy. This is the same argument made against FOSS all the time by makers of proprietary crap. It doesn't matter if it is FOSS or not.

    5. Re:Who cares about these apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent UP

    6. Re:Who cares about these apps? by ashtophoenix · · Score: 1

      Never the less...

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    7. Re:Who cares about these apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woooosh much?

      The issue here is that a closed, locked-down platform is unappealing to work with, and that many programmers would greatly an open solution. So let's talk about that, instead of using the opportunity to insult open source software developers.

      It's pathetic how any offtopic insult to open source software gets modded up on slashdot nowadays. Far cry from the civilized technical discussions we used to have 10 years ago.

    8. Re:Who cares about these apps? by isThisNameAvailable · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this almost reads like Palm simply isn't interested in lame, free apps littering their official store. And I love how this guy keeps saying that the UNofficial store is so impossible to access. Let's see, step 1) run an app on your desktop; step 2) drag the store app to an icon on your desktop; step 3) access homebrew store with his crappy apps getting in the way of the good ones. If he really doesn't want money, he can very easily distribute his stuff without Palm. Palm even specifically told the NaNplayer developer to distribute his player as homebrew until they finalize some of the APIs it uses. This guy doesn't exactly seem to have the healthiest relationship with reality.

    9. Re:Who cares about these apps? by alen · · Score: 1

      i see that Apple is a total failure with their policies. from 0 to over 75,000 apps in just over a year and everyone is trying to copy them. Blackberry had tons of apps and most people didn't know about them because you had to hunt them down on developer websites or via stores like crackberry. with the appstore you have all apps in one location making search and purchase easier.

      there was even a survey out a few weeks ago that found that developers make a lot more money via Apple's AppStore than selling the same app over Google's Marketplace. One reason is that the Android Marketplace people request a lot more refunds than iphone users. And most developers will follow the money

    10. Re:Who cares about these apps? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > FOSS software is rife with these small and pointless programs.

      Have you actually used an iphone?

      FOSS is not the only "platform" that has this "problem".

      Whenever I hear that "billions and billions served" nonsense from the
      Apple fanboys I think of all manner of little nonsense apps like this
      one that you are complaining infests Linux. Nevermind Linux. The iphone
      has the exact same crap but multiplied at least an order of magnitude.

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    11. Re:Who cares about these apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the people responding don't even know who JWZ is. That says a lot about how far Slashdot has fallen.

    12. Re:Who cares about these apps? by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point is not what YOU think of the quality of the apps. It's not what PALM thinks of the quality of the apps. The point is that the author of the software must jump through ridiculous hoops and beg permission of someone before they can give their app to people who want it. And if the someone says "No", then no one can have it.

      ...Except for not. The apps can still be distributed outside of Palm's store.

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    13. Re:Who cares about these apps? by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      While you're right, it would appear that Palm hasn't actually gotten around to even saying "no".

      They turned him down at one point with an accusation "don't distribute the app outside the store". He assumed they meant the source code he had on his site. They denied that that was the problem, then haven't actually clarified what the real problem was.

      At one point, they wanted to talk to him behind an NDA. That would not have led to a public description of their objections, so the author turned them down. And since then, they've not responded in any significant way.

    14. Re:Who cares about these apps? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      I agree such software is great as learning tools for others to get a foothold with when writing their own more complicated software

      Then it is important that they are easily distributed. The time to get something like this, which others can use as a basis, should not be longer than the time to have created the app in the first place.

    15. Re:Who cares about these apps? by Darknight · · Score: 1

      It isn't. It's indicative of JWZ being a whiny git. As per usual.

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  12. what a moron, meanwhile others are making money by alen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Palm, Apple and MS want you to sign up once pay the fees and have the ability to upload free or paid apps. no one wants to wasted time on a second process for paid apps. the reason for paypal and other access is if you write paid apps and people ask for refunds then Palm needs the ability to get money from you.

    While this genius is complaining about these "hoops" others are writing apps and will be getting paid soon.

    1. Re:what a moron, meanwhile others are making money by lurch_mojoff · · Score: 1

      At the very least Apple, and I'd presume Microsoft too, although I don't really know (or care), does not require bank or tax information if you don't plan on selling your app. The developer account registration does not ask you for that information and once you've got your developer credentials, you already have an active contract with the iTunes App store for worldwide distribution of free apps. The developer in TFA claims that Palm asked him to provide PayPal seller credentials (or whatever you call them), even though his only two apps are free.

    2. Re:what a moron, meanwhile others are making money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fucking retard. Do you even know who JWZ is?

    3. Re:what a moron, meanwhile others are making money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "this genius"

      you seriously don't know who Jamie Zawinski is? seriously? and you're calling HIM a moron? nice. welcome to the Internet. you must be new here.

    4. Re:what a moron, meanwhile others are making money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while you're sitting here missing the entire point others are writing interesting things and will be getting cake soon

    5. Re:what a moron, meanwhile others are making money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry for the coward but don't want to be flamed to death...

      I had to Google the name since I wasn't aware of him. He has some impressive credentials but that doesn't make him a household name.

      Also, with the skills he has perhaps he should focus his attention on more interesting applications. I agree with others that a tip calculator is fodder for someone with less skill.

      Of course, with the sad state of math education (and people's desire to learn it) being able to calculate a 15 percent tip might be too much for many.

    6. Re:what a moron, meanwhile others are making money by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Palm, Apple and MS want you to sign up once pay the fees and have the ability to upload free or paid apps.

      MS does not require you to sign up anywhere to write and distribute WinMo applications, under any conditions. You only have to sign up for the online store, but you don't have to go through it to sell your application (but you do with Palm); nor is Microsoft's store the only legitimate one for the platform.

  13. Seriously, He's a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I can't believe (Ok, maybe I can) that this troll ended up on Slashdot. He put an app out. A tip calculator. One of the forum members asked him to include cents (i.e. to figure a tip from $12.65 if one was so inclined). Instead of doing it, or saying why he didn't want to do it, he added a message into the app "DON'T BE A CHEAPSKATE -- ROUND UP TO THE NEAREST DOLLAR" and went on a rant attack on the forums. Now he doesn't want to be a PayPal verified guy? Doesn't want to re-version his app (when he could add a 0. in front of it)?? Dumbass..

    1. Re:Seriously, He's a troll. by c0d3g33k · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You must be new here. He's not "this guy", he's Jamie Zawinski - if you were sufficiently nerdy (this IS news for nerds, after all) you would understand why this is on slashdot. The fact that you're very likely reading this story using a browser other than IE is in part due to his efforts. Have a little respect for your elders. Here's a hint: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Zawinski

    2. Re:Seriously, He's a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      are you old enough to know who he is?
      not that it matters who he is, but a troll??
      JWZ is no troll... Full of himself, most definitely, a troll not so sure.

    3. Re:Seriously, He's a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter who he is if he's acting like an a-hole towards his users. We won't miss you if you develop elsewhere, bye.

    4. Re:Seriously, He's a troll. by c0d3g33k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You miss the point, not that I made it very well. Jamie's contributions to the nerd community shifted long ago from coder to source of entertainment - he's a rockstar from the early days. You haven't the proper context until you understand that. It's on Slashdot because it's Jamie - the more topical Palm Pre connection was just an excuse. And the whole acting like an a-hole thing? That's part of the game. Rockstars trash hotel rooms, jwz trashes ... whatever pisses him off. Usually with more wit and insight than the average nerd can muster. Hell, his 'fortune' quotes alone are worth the price of admission. Just sit back, relax and enjoy the show. :-)

      Today's quote:

      Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
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    5. Re:Seriously, He's a troll. by Darknight · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the AC, but I understood your point perfectly.
      Doesn't matter if he's RMS or Buddha or Jeebus. He's still being a drama queen.
      Past glories don't cover for current asshattery.
      Incidentally, I disagree that it's on Slashdot because of JWZ, it would probably still be on because it's a tech article that's making it's rounds.

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    6. Re:Seriously, He's a troll. by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter if he's RMS or Buddha or Jeebus. He's still being a drama queen.
      Yup. And we'd be disappointed if he weren't.

      <quote>Past glories don't cover for current asshattery.</quote>

      Indeed. Which is why Palm is being taken out to the woodshed. Oh - that's not what you meant? Sorry. :-)

      <quote>Incidentally, I disagree that it's on Slashdot because of JWZ, it would probably still be on because it's a tech article that's making it's rounds.</quote>

      Yeah, maybe. But I say it's on /. because it's JWZ, so it got attention first. The troubles of John Doe developer would not be as noteworthy, so we would have seen it at a later date, if at all. The depressing thing was that this story didn't yield any quotable JWZ quips, which was probably the hope. Ah Jamie, we all get old, don't we?

    7. Re:Seriously, He's a troll. by Eil · · Score: 1

      That's just JWZ for you. He wrote a web browser, bought a nightclub, and now envisions himself as some sort of Internet rockstar.

      Within a few days after the Mozilla project was originally announced, I joined the mailing list (or newsgroup or whatever) and, as a newbie, made the suggestion that the browser, email client, and other components be broken up into different applications to make developing and maintenance easier. Not even distributed separately, just developed as separate projects. A few people responded in agreement and then JWZ came onto the thread and lambasted me for being a backwards idiot or somesuch. I unsubbed from the mailing list immediately since I didn't see any point to sticking around a community that insulted people for their well-meaning suggestions.

      Interesting how things turned out, though: he left the Mozilla project after a short while and now the web browser, email client, and other components are developed and distributed separately.

      (I'm not taking credit for the idea in any way, mind you. It was an obvious forward path to almost everyone at the time.)

    8. Re:Seriously, He's a troll. by auctoris · · Score: 1

      he's a rockstar from the early days.

      I don't think the '90s qualify as the "early days" in reference to coding. When I think early days, I think '50s-'60s--others may think of something even earlier. If you are just referring to the commercial Internet, then the '90s could be considered the early days. But not for coding in general.

  14. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by Zhiroc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What about Android? TBH I haven't looked into it all that much, despite the hype. A while back (before the iPhone and Android), when I made the decision to move off of Palm OS, I chose Win Mobile for the sheer fact that it looked like the most open platform, which is pretty amazing... And to reply directly to your comment, the problem is that we haven't yet really gotten too far down the line towards open hardware. The level of miniaturization and integration you need to make a small appliance like a PDA is too expensive. As a case in point, I don't see much in the way of "hobbyist" laptops either, and that would be the first platform such attempts would have broken into by now.

  15. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by d3ac0n · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I don't suppose it could be, say, the completely and totally overwhelming response from developers has overloaded Palm's limited ability to process new App Store submissions that has led to some isolated developers having issues?

    NAH, IT'S KAFKA-ESQUE!

    I mean, hey. It's not an Apple product, so WE MUST DUMP ON IT! Let's just ignore the vibrant and rapidly growing Homebrew scene, many of which are already in the official App catalog, with many many more on the way. Let's just focus on the one unfortunate who had a bad experience, and then blow it all out of proportion so that we can all sit back in smug iSatisfaction.

    Which iSlave is posting these "stories" and why are they allowed to get to the front page?

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  16. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by fifewiskey · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I believe it would be nice to set up some standards but I enjoy the extreme openness that we have today. Anyone can write an app for the phone, and who cares if it gets published or not. It's truly back to the old days of write whatever you need to make things better and share it. Once you begin to lay done the standards and organize the structure you begin to loose that "wild west" feeling.

    There is a golden mean between chaos and order, however I lean a little more towards chaos in this situation.

  17. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Oh hardly. The man wants to distribute free software and he had to print out and sign 10 pages of legal documents. Then he had to comply with a whole bunch of ridiculous demands (like setting his version number less than 1.0.0 for a finished app), then deal with mountains of emails.

    Does this sound like an efficient organization? Could it be that the reason why they've been overwhelmed is (gasp!) their ridiculous and inefficient distribution process?

    Well, no - after all, that would be too much like *bashing Palm*. See how I turned that on you? Instead of *bashing Apple*, I turned it into *bashing Palm*! Neat trick, huh?

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  18. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by daid303 · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://openpandora.org/
    It's taking a while, but they are getting there.

  19. Tip calculators??? by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

    I've seen them for android as well, tens, if not more!
    it's even a web page going through the 10 best tip calculators for iphone (http://www.everythingicafe.com/news/software/iphone-tip-calculator-smackdown-20080731827/)
    Personally I cannot see any use of such an app. What is this about? is it a US thing? (as I understand that tipping is a bit of a bigger business than europe and hence far more advanced formulas are used, derivates, fourier transformations etc).
    What happened with doing a simple calc in your head and give 10-12% (if you think you had good service???

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    1. Re:Tip calculators??? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      FYI, if you do ever visit the US, the "standard" tipping percentage here is 15 to 20% for table servers. They aren't paid adequate salary (current minimum for table servers is about a third of regular minimum wage, and because of the tipping expectation even high-priced restaurants pay low wages): they make their money on tips. In fact, it's best to think of your server as an independent contractor who delivers your food and beverages. By money, they work for you more than the restaurant.

      Other service industry types also want tips, but really don't have the same kind of a claim to them: tip only if you feel like it (except pizza delivery. They really get screwed without tips.)

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    2. Re:Tip calculators??? by godefroi · · Score: 1

      When did standard tipping percentage become 20%? 15% used to be "good service", where 10% was "adequate service". I think it's the waiters out there producing these hundreds of tip calculator apps where the percentages start at 15% and go up to 30% in 5% increments.

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  20. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by dangitman · · Score: 1, Funny

    NAH, IT'S KAFKA-ESQUE! I mean, hey. It's not an Apple product, so WE MUST DUMP ON IT!

    Wow, insane much?

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    Wow, insane much?

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  21. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    WinMobile is a no-go

    Tell that to these folks

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  22. Kafkaesque? by Subm · · Score: 1

    Gregor Samsa awoke one morning after unsettling dreams to find himself transformed not into a monstrous bug, but a feature.

  23. What's all the fuss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How hard is it to fax a contract and link PayPal to a checking account? I learned how to work a fax machine when I was 8 and linked my PayPal when I was 10. So I guess the real question is: who would want an app from this guy in the first place?

    1. Re:What's all the fuss? by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 2

      How hard is it to fax a contract and link PayPal to a checking account? I learned how to work a fax machine when I was 8 and linked my PayPal when I was 10. So I guess the real question is: who would want an app from this guy in the first place?

      Not everyone finds PayPal's Terms of Service acceptable.

      In addition its none of Palm's business where your payment vendor points; checking account or no.

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    2. Re:What's all the fuss? by Macrat · · Score: 1

      Not everyone finds PayPal's Terms of Service acceptable.

      In addition its none of Palm's business where your payment vendor points; checking account or no.

      It's a bit scary how much people trust the PayPal-eBay empire.

  24. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by d3ac0n · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Wow, insane much?

    wow. Troll much?

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  25. Tactical Mistake by ashtophoenix · · Score: 1

    In my opinion getting a Palm PRE when you have available good Android phones (I just got the myTouch 3G from T-Mobile and so far I love it) or even an IPhone, is a mistake. If your hobby/business-idea is app development, you won't be able to generate enough of a network effect on a Palm PRE as there are not enough users and hence won't be able to make money or be able to get the pleasure of a lot of people using your app. Android, in my view, is a good programming platform and has a good chance of catching on to the I-Phone in terms of app users (or at least generating a non-trivial user base). Of course you get the best network effect with the iPhone but then you also face the challenge of making an app which stands out among the plethora of already available apps (apart from dealing with app-store rejection idiosyncrasies). If you bought the PRE because you happen to love the classic Palm (like me), well, my main reason for liking the Palm was the ability to use the stylo to write on it. It made life easier for me. The PRE doesn't have that...

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  26. Completely swamped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In all fairness, their app store just opened up and they are completely swamped with submissions. They've already apologized for this and are attempting to smooth things out.

  27. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Android's a step in the right direction, but it still seems to be a little locked-down with third-party code being forced into Java.

    Right now, the most free option looks to be the Maemo platform that Nokia's pushing with their new N900. Like Android, it's Linux-based, but it apparently also gives you access to a root shell and native code.

  28. !nightmare by xigxag · · Score: 5, Informative

    It should be noted that the developer had his own particular requirements:

    * Would not sign NDA
    * Would not even TALK with Palm about signing an NDA
    * Would not change version numbers
    * Would not get PayPal verified account

    In other words, Palm had certain policies in place. Maybe they were good policies, maybe they were foolish ones. But that was not really the issue. The real sticking point was that the developer felt that, since he was distributing his apps for free, he had an entitlement to be at his own discretion exempt from any policies Palm put in place. And Palm didn't see it that way. Seems to me that there was simply not a meeting of minds and he's better off following his own device and developing for a more open platform. But by his own admission clearly there are plenty of developers who aren't bent out of shape by Palm's policies, which I would certainly not describe as "nightmarish" given the issues stated in his article. To be honest, I was more put off by his whining, histrionic melodramatic tone than by yet another example of Palm's notoriously poor business sense. On a scale of Palm's Pre snafus I'd rate poor battery life as a 10, annoying cursor is annoying as a 2, and the issues outlined in his story as a less than a one.

    (Speaking of "annoying cursor," OT but does anyone else have a problem with trying to drop a cursor on the right hand side of Slashdot's comment box?)

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    1. Re:!nightmare by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So let me get this straight, Palm needs people to sign an NDA in order to release an app to an app store? And people accuse the Apple store of being non-transparent. Wow.

      Maybe I'm being ignorant here, could you please explain why would you need to sign an NDA to release an app to an app store? It's not like he's selling company secrets. It's a tip calculator and a dali clock, if palm actually needs the person who developed that stuff to be under an NDA, they're in pretty bad trouble since things like tip calculators and clocks are similar to exercises you might do as a beginning programmer (well maybe not a clock, but a tip calculator certainly).

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    2. Re:!nightmare by cellurl · · Score: 1

      I imagine all platforms have the same grumbles, successes.
      I sat around for a month waiting to become a Palm developer. Then when I saw it was eclipse-based, I was bummed. I though Palm would be simpler.
      So I tried android, and it too was eclipse, but since I was now a little wiser, I dug in and completed an app speedlimit app
      Had I started the other way around, I may have finished a palm app.
      But my point is this. Its amazing how powerful slashdot is in slanting the universe. The author could just have easily showed how hard it is to publish on iPhone and we would have flocked to non-iPhone. You get the idea. Maybe someone should timeline all our device experiences in a poll or such. Eg to be more even handed.... -jp

    3. Re:!nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It seems like you RTFAed, but you should have known that he did agree to change the version number. He just wrote that he thought it was a dumb requirement, but that he didn't care enough to fight it.

    4. Re:!nightmare by xigxag · · Score: 1

      he did agree to change the version number. He just wrote that he thought it was a dumb requirement,

      Yes you're absolutely correct about that AC. My bad.

      Although it was my impression that Palm initially demanded the apps on the Beta app catalog be listed at less than 1.0 because there was some possibility that the official app catalog might require some changes. So they didn't want any of the apps to be designated as "completed" apps yet. And now that the app catalog is officially open there are indeed apps listed at >1.0 version.

      I could understand not agreeing with the requirement (because it disrupts cross-platform versioning) but dismissing it as ridiculous and not even stating their rationale seems petty and underhanded.

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    5. Re:!nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back and read the article again.

      After a bunch of e-mails back and forth, someone high-up at Palm was willing to talk to Jamie, but ONLY if he signed an NDA before that conversation. Why? We'll never know. Was there some secret plan they were going to let him in on? Were they going to tell him the real reasons why something was the way it was?

      Jamie's conclusion was: I don't care. If you can't be up front about what you're doing, then I don't want to be a part of it.

    6. Re:!nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, who gives a shit. NDAs are a pretty standard part of doing business. If he's such a child that he can't understand that, I'm sure the world can live without his tip calculator.

  29. Fortunately for Pre Users... by brennanw · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... there is a thriving homebrew community which Palm supports. Precentral.net has a heck of a lot of apps available for the Pre that are not available in the official Pre store.

    (I am not affiliated with Precentral.net, I just have a fair amount of homebrew apps on my Pre).

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  30. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by d3ac0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does this sound like an efficient organization?

    It sounds very much like an organization that has never had to deal with this type of application submission situation, and is still working out the kinks in what what would naturally be a complicated process whole at the same time dealing with a significantly larger response than expected.

    Is Palm and their App Store submission process perfect? Hell no! But to call it Kafka-esque is crude hyperbole of the most insulting form.

    Oh, and this IS /. Lots of Apple fanboys submit stories all the time here. Or have you not noticed the overwhelmingly positive iPhone stories, even back when they were initially launched and had many similar issues? Or are you blinded by your own fanboyism?

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  31. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by jayspec462 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you'd RTFA, you would have seen that the morning after he submitted the apps to Palm for approval, he turned into a giant cockroach. Therefore, Kafkaesque is a completely appropriate adjective.

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  32. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by lptport1 · · Score: 1

    Please.

    For an Apple fanboy to submit this, they would have to care about it. To them, all that exists is the iPhone, and they do not deign to recognize any other handset.

    To them, there can be no iPhone killer.

  33. easy fix! by nimbius · · Score: 1

    dont write apps for conglomerates that treat you like dog shit. with a lack of developers any project offering collaboration with a community will die a very swift death. Teach megacorps how to properly court and foster an open community of developers. make sure you blade on the sword always points the other way.

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  34. Obl: Seinfeld - Tip Calculator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wasn't going to get a Palm Pre, but if it had a Tip Calculator - I'd get on for me and for my father

  35. OMG it actually hurts to RTFA by RetiredMidn · · Score: 1

    The author must be color-blind. Seriously, I have a headache from attempting to finish reading it.

  36. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, take yourself too seriously much?

    Oh, insane, right...

  37. With 3G, the web is the new smartphone OS ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why bother with proprietary APIs and Appstore and its wannabe competitors when you can deliver your application to your customer directly.

    The web gives you faster time to market, unlimited distribution -- no platform comes close.

    Just optimize your site for the various smartphones.

  38. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    We are in dire need of an eqiuvalent to the Arduino platform in the PDA market. Small, cheap, relyable, open standards, with a simple single-touch screen a neat CPU and some run-off-the-mill LitIon battery industry standard.

    Coming this holiday season: the Pandora PDA. It's a gaming PDA wrapped around what is essentially a BeagleBoard. Like the iPod Touch, it's not a phone, so I'm not billed per month for services I won't use.

  39. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by sacherjj · · Score: 1

    Seriously? The Pre is the most open platform out there (including Android with its locked down ROM).

    QuickInstall and the average user can hack the WebOS and install programs to load whatever homebrew they want. No jailbreaking, easy as pie.

  40. Such is the way of the free market by aminorex · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's called freedom: You get to choose which monopoly owns your ass.

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  41. Approve this app...but make changes first by GSMacLean · · Score: 1

    Hmmm...is it only me that remembers the initial announcement from Palm back at CES? That announcement explaining how apps will be approved for the app catalog based on whether or not they will harm the phone...and nothing else? No Apple-esque "we want you to change the app so that it..." kind of BS. Yet now...

  42. Keep in mind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that this is the same d-bag who not only refused to add a decimal point to his tip calculator application for months, he bitched and moaned about his users who were giving him feedback for being cheapskates, and even was pathetic enough to add a warning about "being a cheapskate" into the application when he finally did add it.

    Good for him, stay the hell away from the Pre, we'll be better off for it.

  43. That's what stores do - they sell by samilliken · · Score: 1

    The original article is definitely from an iPhone loving troll. The Pre doesn't run Palm OS. Palm itself has declared that Palm OS is dead. They spent the last several years creating a very powerful, elegant development environment called WebOS. They also published information on how people can write their own apps, and have publicly supported the homebrew community as a valid outlet for applications that you don't charge for. Complaining about the hoops to get your application placed into a store when you don't want to charge for it is akin to complaining that the corner bakery won't let you give away the cookies that you and your mom baked last night. They're not saying that you can't bake cookies or give them away, they're just saying that you need to go to the appropriate place to do it. WebOS Internals and PreCentral have got huge, thriving homebrew communities for the free WebOS apps, and both of those mentioned in this article have been widely available through there since shortly after the phone's release.

  44. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by eudaemon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You were correct until scripting for Android http://code.google.com/p/android-scripting/ was released;
    now "Python, Perl, JRuby, Lua, BeanShell, and shell are currently supported, and we're planning to add more."

    So without trying to offend anyone - if a developer can't manage to bang out an app in one of the many languages
    now supported, do you really want to run their app?

  45. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

    Windows mobile may be ok for devs, but its terrible for users. Ive only ever heard one person claim winmobile was awesome, and that was only because of the apps. Everyone else seems to agree its slow, bloated, nonintuitive, and a hassle to use. When you need to click 5 buttons to get to the phone function, and it takes ~6 seconds for the machine to get there, its a disaster.

  46. Rantmaster Flash by aminorex · · Score: 1

    > Jamie Zawinski

    Ah, the maestro has struck again.

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  47. Head Cleaving by Null+Perception · · Score: 1

    New Slogan: Palm: Like watching a hand cleaving thin strips off the side of a head.

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  48. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    integrating and deploying to Blackb*rrys is like grating your fingernails.

    It is? Have you actually done so yet? So far, I've been finding it pretty easy... hope to post my first submission to BB appworld later this year.

  49. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Unoriginal_Nickname · · Score: 1

    Except Apple's entire marketing plan revolves around bad-mouthing their competitors; it's how they established Apple as a sort of cultural movement. It gives art students something to be smug about other than vegetarianism.

    The really die-hard fanboys take the Palm Pre as a personal affront. It's an iPhone ripoff. Palm "hacked" iTunes. It's so posers can pretend they have an iPhone, you see.

  50. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    What about Android?

    What about following established J2ME/CLDC standards instead of going in a completely different and incompatible direction, meaning that all of the existing J2ME apps that work on phones and devices around the world simply can't , in spite of the fact that android is a java platform.

    Erm, oops. A bit of bitterness leaked through there...

  51. In Soviet Palm by Megane · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Palm, application must fill out forms and wait for bureaucracy to submit you!

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  52. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Meanwhile, the rest of the world gets on with their lives...

  53. 1993 Called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1993 called, they want their site design back.

    1. Re:1993 Called... by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1993 called, they want their site design back.

      Don't be silly. 1993 would pretty much predate the availability of color choices on the webpage...

      The black background is more of a 1996/1997 thing, as I recall.

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  54. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by mcvos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, and this IS /. Lots of Apple fanboys submit stories all the time here. Or have you not noticed the overwhelmingly positive iPhone stories, even back when they were initially launched and had many similar issues? Or are you blinded by your own fanboyism?

    Apple fanboyism on Slashdot? Are we talking about the same Apple that gets repeatedly attacked on Slashdot for their ridiculous app store approval policies?

    Or do you think that Palm should be allowed to be more draconian than Apple because they're smaller?

    You're the one getting defensive when his favourite company gets attacked, so who do you think is the real fanboy here?

  55. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, and this IS /. Lots of Apple fanboys submit stories all the time here. Or have you not noticed the overwhelmingly positive iPhone stories, even back when they were initially launched and had many similar issues? Or are you blinded by your own fanboyism?

    Were weren't even talking about Apple. You brought them up. Are you so obsessed with Apple that you have to keep talking about them?

    Apple Apple Apple

    There. Feel better? Why don't you just get up the nerve and ask Apple on a date.

    Fanboi.

  56. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wow. Overuse of the word "wow" much?

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  57. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Goaway · · Score: 1

    It's not an Apple product, so WE MUST DUMP ON IT!

    Yes, nobody ever dumps on Apple products in here! They get that free pass, you know! You won't hear a single bad word about the App Store!

  58. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I press the green "phone" button and get straight to the dialing interface. It loads instantly.

    Strip out the bloat, and it runs really well. Three days battery life, no resets / powering off, and plenty of storage space.

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  59. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by sjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any situation that requires printing, signing, and scanning plus giving your checking account number to a 3rd party (in this era of identity theft and bank account hoovering) to GIVE AWAY an app certainly is Kafkaesque. This is especially true when they could just let people download and install the app like they did with every previous Palm product including cellphones.

    It seems that Palm has caught Apple's attachment issues. They manufacture a product and then offer it for sale, but when you hand over your cash and they put the product in your hands, they just can't bring themselves to let go. They recognize in some sense that it's yours now, so they let you leave with it, but they follow you wherever you go so that their precioussssss is never out of their sight.

    They REALLY need to see a shrink about that, it's not healthy!

  60. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

    Palm OS,
    Tragic loss.
    WebOS.
    Brand new boss.
    Apple mad,
    Rant and rave.
    Start afresh-
    Burma shave.

  61. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WoW, it's not just for sluts.

  62. I'm impressed by the palm app process by ConfusedVorlon · · Score: 1

    I had to sign one document and fax it through (a w8 ben). I think everything else was online.

    When they reviewed my app, they gave me an extremely helpful feedback pdf which included a bunch of required changes and also a bunch of suggested changes.

    I have implemented all the required ones (mostly relating to lack of clarity about how they want the about/faq pages to work) and most of the suggested ones.

    I too got bitten by the 'has to be less than 1.0 as this is a beta catalog) thing. It took me about 5 seconds to change the version number.

    Palm are trying to get the store ready for developers to sell apps. My guess is that the requirement to be verified by Paypal is nothing to do with getting paid. It's to do with providing a verifiable identity so that Palm know who is putting apps on the store.

    I think that's a reasonable requirement. I'm a bit happier to download apps when I know that the developer is ready to identify themselves to Palm. That should add some incentive to stop developers doing 'bad things'.

    Jamie Zawinski seems to want everything his way. Apart from his paypal paranoia, his response to Palm's feedback is:
    "The other small code changes you asked for, I don't agree with, and I'm not going to do."

    Perhaps he should stick to distributing things his way and not expect Palm to make exceptions on his behalf while they are trying to get a basic store up and running. Personally I'd rather they concentrated on working with the many developers who don't consider the process arduous so that we can sell our apps.

    Perhaps they'll have more time to coddle him later. Perhaps if he made an effort to play nice, he wouldn't be in the situation where other apps seem to be getting released ahead of him...

  63. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    The ironic thing, is that jwz has never had to publish on a "real" console for Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft. The iPhone dev process is a dream compared to any other platform. Hopefully Palm will take some lessons, and make it _easier_ for devs to get their app published (& noticed) without too much fuss. With apps (software), a platform (hardware) is dead / useless. Apple reached critical mass due to making it relatively easy to publish.

    Of course, one could argue that it leads to [market] over-saturation. i.e. Just how many variations on "scientific calculators" do we actually need listed in the App Store??

    But at least the consumer has _some_ choice in what to download.

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  64. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by godefroi · · Score: 1

    That green button down on the bottom? The one with the little picture of a phone on it? Yeah, that one. Press it. Yeah, just like magic, there's the phone.

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  65. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you just call Jamie Zawinski an iSlave? Good job in combining an ad hominem attack and a statement revealing your total ignorance about why people would care what he thinks in a single question.

  66. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please try to keep in mind that the author of these revolutionary applications without which Palm will surely crumble is the same guy who threatens people on Yelp if they dare to complain about the fact that the toilets in his gothy little nightclub don't have any seats on them.

  67. Jesus wept by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

    Don't you people get it? How else to test out a new platform than to feed a trivial app through the system to see what happens? It's called debugging. Do we have to spell it all out for you? Have some fscking insight - please!

  68. On the practice of tipping in the US by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    Maybe the world doesn't need another tip calculator...

    Why do we need any? Is it really that hard to work out a fairly simple percentage in your head? Perhaps it's easier to leave a small tip when a machine is telling you to do it. "It's not me that's cheap, it's my iPhone."

    Expecting a tip is anti American. The minimum wage is so low that these people working as waiters depend on tips to make ends meet. However who decides minimum wage? The government, and in our beloved capitalistic country which is the very definition of the word American I get to choose who I want to tip. I choose none, and if you critisize me for it then you too are anti American.

    Think about it.

    Restaurants are actually at liberty to consider tips as a part of the waiters' wages. Thus they can effectively pay them [i]under[/i] minimum wage (as low as around $2/hour), and rely upon tips to bring their wages up to a legal level.

    IMO, this is also bullshit. It means hidden costs for patrons of the restaurant, and it means employers can weasel around minimum wage laws. But if people are willing to work under those conditions then I guess it's their choice.

    On the flip side - what this system provides is a very direct system of evaluation with (in theory, at least) payment adjusted correspondingly. The restaurant doesn't need to spend resources evaluating employees constantly because they know a good portion of their wages is coming from tips... But then the problem is that patrons have been largely trained to always leave that tip, regardless of the quality of service. And then there's situations like large parties, in which the restaurant will itself add the tip automatically to your bill. If people don't actually fairly evaluate their service and consistently adjust the tip accordingly, then the whole system just breaks down into a way for restaurants to hide the true cost of the meal from their patrons.

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    1. Re:On the practice of tipping in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if people are willing to work under those conditions then I guess it's their choice.

      Only an American would call "accept these conditions or starve" a choice.

    2. Re:On the practice of tipping in the US by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      if people are willing to work under those conditions then I guess it's their choice.

      Only an American would call "accept these conditions or starve" a choice.

      I actually considered this angle. I thought about editing that part of my post to address this, but decided against it.

      At a very basic level, this system of payment for restaurant workers only works, only can work because people are willing to accept those terms and work the job. That's the sense in which the comment was intended. In that sense, it is a choice - and by accepting the terms, the employees help to perpetuate the system. To some extent I can't sympathize too much with people who put themselves in that situation.

      But, of course, it's not quite that simple, either - as you say, as long as your employer can easily replace you, your alternative is basically to not get paid at all. So changing the rules would probably require government intervention, as with minimum wage. So I definitely see your point.

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    3. Re:On the practice of tipping in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and it means employers can weasel around minimum wage laws.

      Not really, unless they would do so regardless of the laws. Minimum wage applies to waitstaff, just a lower minimum.

      ...patrons have been largely trained to always leave that tip, regardless of the quality of service. And then there's situations like large parties, in which the restaurant will itself add the tip automatically to your bill.

      Many people don't tip, simply because it's not required and they have no intention of rewarding good service (they'll bitch about bad service, though). By the time the wait(er/ress) knows there is no tip, it's too late to focus on other customers who might tip, thus increasing the earning potential. And then there are some rules of thumb: large parties notoriously fail to tip; drunk people tend to tip more as long as the service is at least marginal, unless they're in a large party; at a restaurant with a counter, those customers tend to tip better. Most restaurants add the tip into the bill for large parties because it's so common for them to fail to tip, even for excellent service, that they recognize that otherwise the waitstaff will tend to underserve the large party in favor of other customers or try to foist them off to another, typically less senior, server - that leads to poor service for the entire large group, possibly prompting a loud discussion with the manager in front of other patrons.

      Regarding your response to the other AC, a good server can make very good money on tips, well in excess of the 8% of ticket that they must report on their taxes (IIRC). So, they could report something like 9% to avoid the tax-man and pocket the rest tax free. Note, I'm not defending this.

      BTW, I'm not a fan of the whole situation. I'd rather they get the same minimum wage as any other hourly job, then add 2% to 5% for good service as a poster from France described as being common there. There are other ways for customers to apply negative feedback. But there are some common misunderstandings among people who've never done this kind of work. (I haven't either, but I've known/dated/married those who have.)

      Finally, the most insulting tip is a single penny, preferably left conspicuously in the center of the table well away from dishes/napkins/etc. If you leave no tip, the server is likely to assume you're just a non-tipper because those are common enough that it's a reasonable assumption. The single penny shouts "You stink at your job". Please do this only when it's truly appropriate - I've only done it once, and I'm well into middle age.

      - T

  69. Misrepresentation by SmokeSerpent · · Score: 1

    Jamie misrepresents several things in his rant

    His apps were definitely not the first two 3rd-party apps submitted. Palm approached some developers and vendors in the fall of 2008 and had them in process already. One of the apps that came out of that process was the Spaz twitter client. If Jaime had bothered to pay more attention to things besides porting dali clock to yet another platform, he would know that it is an open-source app that has been available both in the catalog and as source since long before he had his freakout over the "no other distribution" clause. My own app is open source, and Palm hasn't given me any trouble about it. The newest agreement specifically mentions distributing source code as acceptable as long as you don't charge for it.

    The way it reads to me, the reviewer contacted him about the ipk (closest thing there is to a binary file for webOS) being available on his website, not about source code. Aside from the financial incentive issues, a malicious developer could get a clean copy of an app onto the catalog and then distribute an ipk that included malware, and users could be duped into thinking the file was okay since it was also listed on the catalog. Rather than discussing the issue with the reviewer or anyone else or presenting his concerns or questions, Jaime threw a fit.

    The fee is certainly an issue people can debate all day. It comes down to two things, a filter to reduce the number of "my first app"s being submitted and reduce the flood of apps to just those who are at least a little serious about it, and a way for Palm to cover some of the costs involved. Even if it's a free app, it still has to be vetted, and then there are the hosting costs. $8.25 a month is hardly a bloodletting, and the entire development environment is provided for free even if you choose not to pay the fee and submit app through Palm's channel. Perhaps more important, Jaime conveniently doesn't mention that the current fee being charged for developers already in the process is only $5 for the first year. Not wanting to use Paypal is another issue, and it's a reasonable question as to why Palm chose only one method of paying the fee and verifying the developer as a "real person". On the other hand, the alternative would be for Palm to develop their own payment site and some sort of step to make sure there was an actual entity responsible for the legal obligations of the agreement.

    Jaime also very much misrepresents the homebrew side of things. First of all, Palm has been at least hands-off, and if anything supportive of the homebrew community. Several free apps have already made the jump from homebrew distribution to Palm's app catalog, and one developer that I know of who was using undocumented internal api's was told by Palm to keep distributing it as homebrew until he either removed the offending portion or the api's were opened up. The biggest part of this aspect though, is that the homebrew installation process is not hard for users at all. You download a little app and type in one string on your phone then plug it in. After that, you can browse all the homebrew apps on your phone and download them as easily as the official catalog.

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  70. The root of the problem by xrayspx · · Score: 1

    Everyone is saying "wait for Palm to iron out the app store" and "he should be able to make PayPal work for him", you're missing the goddamn point. The point is that on PalmOS, you could write Free Software, post a .PRC on your website, people could download that with their phones, and it was installed a couple of clicks later.

    Palm have decided that users shouldn't have that ability anymore, and have to either get approved apps through their app portal, or else install a bunch of 3rd party app installers and/or root their Pre and install the SDK on their computers to install apps. That is WAY too much work.

    What he, and I, really want is for a developer to be able to make an app, post it on their site, and have users download it. Why does it need to have an "App Store" that Palm needs to "figure out"? Just let me install things on my damn phone. Yes, HAVE an app store, but also allow people to install directly!

    1. Re:The root of the problem by Darknight · · Score: 1

      No, most people aren't missing the point. You have no clue what you're talking about.

      In WebOS, you can write Free Software, post an .IPK on your website, and people can download it with their phones and have it installed a couple of clicks later. Even better, you can post it on precentral.net, and have it available in an open-source app repository on the phone and install it with ONE click. Without EVER talking to Palm.

      What you are whinging about is already happening. Perhaps some research is suggested before your next rant, grasshopper.

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    2. Re:The root of the problem by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      Nope. You need to have a 3rd party installer to do that, thanks for playing though.

      If you could simply post a .IPK and have people directly run it, he wouldn't have posted his rant. In fact, he says so, RIGHT HERE. I've been following that thread with great interest since yesterday afternoon, and have been reading similar items for the last few weeks.

      Why yes, I do have a Pre, why do you ask?

    3. Re:The root of the problem by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      Here's another specific cite of The Issue.

    4. Re:The root of the problem by Darknight · · Score: 1

      If you have a Pre and haven't figured out how to install IPK's yet, I apologize for confronting someone "differently abled".

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    5. Re:The root of the problem by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      You're ignoring the point. This is something that used to work that doesn't now. I used to be able to put an app on my site, with full sources, and people could download it. I didn't have to have a PayPal account, I didn't have to sign my life away to Palm, and I didn't have to wait for Palm to "approve" my app. Plus, when you get the SDK, you agree to a clause that states you CANNOT give away your software either in binary or as source, through any Non Palm App-Store channel. If Palm wanted to be jerks, they could enjoin all the people distributing homebrew apps.

      So now someone wanting to give away software for free must open a checking account so they can have a verified Paypal account, pay Palm to become a developer, set their version number to sub-1.0 (even on software that is 25 years old), agree never to distribute source to anyone (making it Non Free).

      Fuck that shit, it's easier just to go develop for Android.

      Instead of understanding that there are regular, non-power users outside of /., who don't want to have to know about 3rd party installers and how to root their phone, you call me a retard and JWZ an asshole in no uncertain terms. All because he wants to make software and give it away for free, you're right, he's such a dick. Thanks for pointing that out.

    6. Re:The root of the problem by Narcogen · · Score: 1

      Palm have decided that users shouldn't have that ability anymore, and have to either get approved apps through their app portal, or else install a bunch of 3rd party app installers and/or root their Pre and install the SDK on their computers to install apps. That is WAY too much work.

      Palm has decided that it is not worth the investment to build and maintain a store infrastructure if there is to be significant distribution outside it, and I think they are correct. The experience of Apple's App Store probably also shows that other distribution channels will spring up, and an arms race will begin. However there's little incentive for Palm to concede before the conflict even begins.

      An App Store is much like a supermarket. It treats free apps like loss leaders. The maintainer has costs associated with storing and distributing free apps on which it takes no cut, but this should be more than made up for by the cut they take on the paid apps. In a sense, then, jwz wants the authors of paid apps to subsidize his app's distribution without meeting the requirements they have to meet.

      Palm knows it needs free apps as well as paid apps, to be able to claim to have a large base of available apps, and knowing that people who start browsing such a store for free apps might find a paid app they like and end up buying it, or at least trying it.

      They also know that developers who start out with free apps, if they have a good experience and clients show interest, might eventually go to paid apps. jwz has specifically said he is not doing that, will not do that, and never will do that-- which is why he thinks it is acceptable that he not bother to verify his PayPal account.

      So, essentially, what Palm is getting is this: a developer who only ever intends to distribute free apps and who also wants the freedom to distribute through other channels, both of which undermine what Palm is seeking to do with the App Store.

      The apps jwz submitted were a tip calculator and a clock. I'm guessing that somehow the store managed to fill these two needs from developers who were willing to go through Palm's procedure, so unless his apps are demonstrably better than those that are in the store, that pretty much removed any incentive to compromise those policies to suit jwz.

      It seems to me the only principle that Palm could employ in order to justify modifying these policies to suit jwz would be, "don't piss off Internet celebrities" since that's the only value he represents. I'm also betting he's better remembered for bashing things than praising them, so this is a purely negative value. It's like a protection racket. "Gee, that's a nice App Store you've got that. Be a shame if anybody said something sarcastic about it on Slashdot."

      What he, and I, really want is for a developer to be able to make an app, post it on their site, and have users download it. Why does it need to have an "App Store" that Palm needs to "figure out"? Just let me install things on my damn phone. Yes, HAVE an app store, but also allow people to install directly!

      I know it's hard to cope with, but the essential truth that Apple has exposed with its store is this: it is better for the manufacturer to ally itself with the purchasers against the developers than to ally itself with developers against users.

      It's amazing. You say you want devs to make apps, people to download and install apps, but then you say you don't need a store. That's what the store does. That's what makes it possible for users to find apps to install, by providing one place to find them, multiple ways to search for them and to evaluate them (reviews, trials) and one distribution mechanism for free and paid apps with one easy payment mechanism. Creating an easy method for off-store applications would quickly devolve into a situation where everybody puts their free apps and their trials into the store, and then moves distribution and payment for the full versions out of the store to avoid giving Palm their cut. Palm is essentially offering to subsidize free apps in return for an exclusive right to distribute.

    7. Re:The root of the problem by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      I don't think he'd have a problem with the store, if it would allow him to distribute Free Software without many of the silly requirements. As it stands, the SDK agreement tries to prevent you from releasing your source code, which is a dealbreaker for him. Also, the PayPal requirement is silly for people who never want to make any money off of their software, so if you're going to permit free applications, make PayPal optional.

      My point about "...HAVE an app store, but let people distribute their own way too.." wasn't clear. Mainly I meant "If you're going to have an app store with BROKEN arcane policies that no one should sign, then don't saddle your developers with wacky policies just because they want to distribute GPL software.

      The app store has looked different every time I've logged in over the last 2 weeks, with apps showing up, disappearing, categories starting to appear in a real way, etc. It's in a huge state of flux on the UI side, which means they still have time to fix all this before it comes off Beta and they "launch launch it".

      Dali Clock is pretty damn rad, and it pre-dates the Pre by about 25 years (18 years with JWZ's implementation), so I think it has a right to be curmudgeonly about who it chooses to sleep with.

  71. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by acb · · Score: 1

    Kafka did write other things than Metamorphosis, you know...

  72. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by fermion · · Score: 1
    One thing that many companies, including Apple, got wrong in the past is treating computing machinery as different devices. The nice thing about the old Palm is it became an extension of you computer. The bad thing about current phones is that they don't. Even in the 90's there was a demand for a mobile device that the extension of the higher powered computer. This was a major reason why some machines, like the newton, failed, and other, like the palm, succeeded.

    We are now seeing large scale integration happening. One nice thing about the MS Windows is it can be deployed as a single large structure. It does not matter what machine one is on, essential data can be easily transferred and mounted to the machine. The computer itself is secondary to the job. MS has clearly not done a good job make MS Mobile intergrate seamlessly into windows. Other people have. Apple has made iPhone work seamlessly with the big OS.

    Any open source phone is going to have integrate into some larger OS, be in *nix or MS Windows of OS X. Palm tired this, but chose the cheap right so Apple slapped them. Resources will not only have to be spent on the phone, but also integrated the protocols to communicate with other devices. On the OSS side, this might mean making decisions. For instance, google can provide a central contact management, but that is closed solution. Perhaps one selects a OSS online solution, then give people the choice or setting up their own server, or contracting with someone else.But then the desktop to phone conduit is controlled by a third party.

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  73. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is Kafka?! Tell me now!

  74. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "It sounds very much like an organization that has never had to deal with this type of application submission situation, and is still working out the kinks in what what would naturally be a complicated process"

    Complicated process? BULLSHIT.

    Dev: Hey I have an app.

    Palm:Make it free, prove you're serious by giving a totally unrelated company your bank account, never release a 1.0 version, and here while we're discussing this we need to you sign some NDAs.

    It isn't a naturally complicated process. In fact I can make this so simple it'd make your head spin.

    Dev: Hey, I've got an app.

    Me: Alright, just send it and the source our way for testing, give us two days to allow one of us to tinker with the program and make a report on how it functions (to ensure functionality as advertised,) and if all is in order you'll have your software up on day three. All future improvements you make will be placed in a repository with all older versions of your software, for your posterity. No paypal or NDA needed, my friend. Spread the word and draw attention to our platform!

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  75. Pre-ordered my N900 yesterday by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Funny coincidence, I just put in my pre-order for a Nokia N900 last night. Amazon has it at a 10% discount from Nokia's pre-order site.

    I've been a long-time Palm fan (I'm still carrying my Palm T|X with the funky touchscreen around, for crying out loud, and still keep all of my PIM sync'd with jpilot). I'd been waiting eagerly for years for their new Linux-based PalmOS to save them, but the lack of expandable memory in the Pre convinced me to keep waiting.

    Maemo has a free Palm Garnet emulator, so I should still be able to run most of the legacy PalmOS apps I've grown used to having. On the Pre, you have to pay extra for their legacy Palm app emulator :P

    I've also been a big Debian fan for the past decade, so Maemo's roots in that will be quite welcome and well worth the extra premium.

    I've been a Voicestream / T-mobile customer for even longer, but I don't care to renew my contract with them and am a bit antsy about the handset customization.

  76. Zawinski's main problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you send a submission request starting with, "Yo dawg... I hear you like apps, so I put an app in your store so you can...", you shouldn't be surprised that Palm ignores it. That meme is getting old.

  77. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by demachina · · Score: 1

    Yea that approach has worked really well getting Linux adopted on the desktop......

    FOSS programmers do some things REALLY well, they tend to do things involving a GUI somewhere between mediocre and just bad. FOSS just hasn't for whatever reason, been successful in doing awesome UI and good, consistent workflows. One problem is about 20 different UI toolkits, all mediocre, 10 different audio standards, a hundred different window managers. The Mac and iPhone are very successful because there is more or less one very well executed set of libraries to code to in Cocoa, one good multimedia framework and Apple works pretty hard to compel developers and apps to be consistent and predictable.

    I predict a FOSS mobile device will have an awesome core and the GUI will suck and when you are talking mobile devices the GUI and application work flows are probably THE most import things.

    Its also a plague on FOSS that things get done really well if someone good wants to do them well and is willing to invest a LOT of time for free and love. The problem starts when you hit a problem no one wants to solve and since no one is being paid, and they will all tell you that, it often never gets done or gets done badly.

    And then of course in FOSS you can count on there being a fork every time there is clash of personalities or some other dispute. Forks are good when it kills off bad branches. They are horrible when they result in a jungle of competing branches squandering and diluting resources reinventing the same wheels and fragmenting the user base so none of the branches/distros end up as good as they would have been if all the wood was behind one arrow.

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  78. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    All languages that you list are still bytecode interpreters running in a VM. Also note that Java is not JIT-compiled on Android, either (yet). For quite a few tasks, the performance of those things simply isn't adequate. On WinMo or Symbian, you code directly in native opcodes, and can use all the pointer tricks and such to get the most out of it (or crash, as it may be).

  79. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by theolein · · Score: 1

    Or are you blinded by your own fanboyism?

    No.

  80. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by Karl+J.+Smith · · Score: 1

    I am in no way affiliated with OSU, but recently saw a link to their OSWALD handheld. It's yet another TI OMAP handheld, designed to be hacked on, running Linux. I have no idea if you can get one as a civilian, but it looks great, and appears to be available now.

  81. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    We are in dire need of an eqiuvalent to the Arduino platform in the PDA market.

    There have been a couple recently. The OpenMoko and Android devices are pretty freak'n open.

    Heres the catch though, people don't actually want that. YOU may want that, normal users don't give a shit, they want stuff that works. 'Open' isn't part of the equation, when will people start to understand that?

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  82. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually the proper term is Machiavellian but then who's counting.

  83. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    But an overwhelming number of todo lists,tip calculators and floppy clock apps for an OS that no one uses is still a steaming pile of crap no matter how you present it.
    At least the cost of entry is enticing, and the debugging is easy.

  84. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    well the "iPhone Killers" to date have spectacularly failed to even dent it.

  85. Palm = Palm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get it together Palm, or you might find yourself in dire straits like Palm.... wait a minute...

  86. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Petrushka · · Score: 1

    True, but the reference in the article title is more specifically to The Castle than to The Trial. Regardless, the GP's comment is funnier than both of ours.

  87. the sad thing is this Palm by mzs · · Score: 1

    The company that made 68K a-like SoC handhelds. The one where I just built a cross compiler for on FreeBSD to write programs. The company that very good documentation for the time about how to program the PDA. There was a free and an open source emulator. You could buy Code Warrior to dev on if you did not feel like using a gcc+binutils cross compiler. The way to get data to and from your PDA was free for Mac and Windows, plus there were a bunch of open source tools to do the same. If you wanted to distribute your programs, you could just put them on a web or FTP site somewhere. You could sell the programs on CDs or whatever you felt like as well. The only thing that was anything remotely like this, was that there was a web site where you could reserve a 4 character creator code for your applications. As long as it was free, it was yours.

  88. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple gets a lot of negative press here true, but it does also get a fair amount of inane "ooh shiny" posts, about possible new hardware and some random cool app for the iPhone. Compared to Windows which gets pretty much only gets negative news, and Palm which seems fairly neutral, I think it's safe to say that yes there is fanboyism on slashdot. There's also a lot of anti fanboyism here as well. The site pretty much plays it both ways, but we can't deny both aspects exist. I suppose one could argue the two extremes lead to a kind of middle ground however...

  89. And wow... even more of a d-bag than I thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This says it all:

    http://twitter.com/jwz/status/4455819770

    The company is reaching out to him personally, and he basically says "I can't be bothered to talk to you". That sums up everything

  90. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Palm isn't being draconian as much as whoever set up their app store process was thinking of the typical closed source, for profit, software development model, not open source. They just need to work those details out of how open source projects will fit in with their app store.

    That being said, it's ridiculously easy to load webOS applications on the Pre using several different 'homebrew' methods. Preware is probably the best of the 'on device' app catalog programs. IMHO, it's better than Palm's.

  91. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by drago177 · · Score: 1

    I thought their changes to java were to optimize it further for efficiency/stability/security, or were those just Google excuses for putting something more proprietary? Would you agree that Android still seems to be the most open & promising phone/pda OS out there currently?

  92. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by toQDuj · · Score: 1

    Huh, nobody mentions Open Moko? They used to praise it into heaven before it came out... Anyway, there's your answer. If you want something open and blah blah, you get a pile of crap that is openmoko. Some things are better not designed in a commission.

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  93. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by saurabhdutta · · Score: 1

    Not. The iPhone data usage stats has reduced by 6% last month and 2.8% the month before. The lost share being taken by Android primarily and Symbian (5800, N97, Samsung HD). Looking at the shape of the graphs, Apple better do something.

  94. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can do the same in Android using JNI. Which is supported and allows programming directly in C/C++.

  95. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    You can do the same in Android using JNI. Which is supported and allows programming directly in C/C++.

    Yep, apparently my experience is outdated - I distinctly recalled it being not supported in 1.0 (at least in any official kind of way), but they've fixed that now. Which is good, since it makes Android a truly full-featured platform, and hopefully one that will eventually be as application-rich as iPhone is, as well (and open to boot).

    Here's hope this will be enough to constrain iPhone (and the associated Apple's nasty lockdown habits) in the long term...

  96. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by aldwin · · Score: 1

    What about Maemo?

    Based on Debian, access to root via a terminal, and soon to be available on what looks to be a rather nice smartphone.

  97. Re:Palm App Clunker... NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a vi developer and then and IE developer, I think that Jamie Zawinski has been a giant cockroach for years...

  98. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    I thought their changes to java were to optimize it further for efficiency/stability/security, or were those just Google excuses for putting something more proprietary? Would you agree that Android still seems to be the most open & promising phone/pda OS out there currently?

    Well - the optimizations could be done at the JVM level, without tossing out the standards-based APIs, etc. The only reason I can think that they would ahve done this is to keep android apps exclusive to android.

    Because of this, I can't agree that it's the most open & promising phone OS out there.

    In addition, almost every other major phone out there has a java runtime that is also capable of running those same apps -- that's literally hundreds of thousands of J2ME apps that google decided they don't want running on their OS. This also means anyone developing for the wider J2ME market who also wants to release for android must re-create their software from scratch -- a J2ME build and an Android build.

    If they had written this as a new OS, without Java, I would probably love it. But to call it Java without supporting any of the Java standards -- indeed, not even compatible JVM implementation -- is frustrating.

  99. Re:We need an open platform / open source PDA. Now by PipsqueakOnAP133 · · Score: 1

    As far as I know Android is not a Java platform. It may be backed by a JVM, but is in no way advertised as a Java platform to its users. And therefore, it shouldn't be expected to adhere to J2ME any more than webOS, iPhone OS, or anything else would.