How To Play Poker With Your Rock Band Guitar
An anonymous reader writes 'Sean Lind over at PokerListings has written a really interesting piece on how to configure Rock Band (or Guitar Hero) instruments to use them as controllers for playing online poker. The instructions given in his how-to could really be used to configure the instruments for any game.' Or how about a genuine chording keyboard?
If you're going to play with the plastic Rock Band guitar, you might as well go whole hog and play all your games with it. It's just a controller, FWIW.
If you want to pick up women, playing a real guitar is much more effective.
Why? Sure, i can cook pizza in my toaster but that doesnt make it a good idea.
I bet that guy rocks at poker.
Those guys actually play music with it.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
I don't really understand why this is news. I have a friend that can kick your ass at any fighting game using the guitar instead of a controller. Myself, I've played Halo with the rock band drum kit, and I had 1 kill. You can't move or fire, but you can do the melee hit, which I used to ambush people who thought I was AFK. I've played several Xbox live games with the guitar, including that free side scrolling shooter. The main disadvantage was I couldn't go left or right, but up and down was easy, and all you really need. The controls for poker are so trivial I can't imagine this took more than 5 minutes of effort. The real story would be if he was playing counterstrike with the guitar, or if he was writing software with the guitar instead of using a keyboard. Because really, what coder wouldn't want to strum a guitar and have code flow from his awesome chords?
Why should we want to do that ? I know we can. But why playing poker with a guitar ? Perhaps I am getting old...
Yeah, at first I thought this was lame since the guitar is just another type of USB wireless controller but then I watched the video. The ALL IN command is linked to the star power feature of the guitar which would might be amusing to those watching you play poker.
I Cater to the Needs of Stupid People. - from a coffee mug Christmas gift
I used my wireless logitech gamepad to control my media player from the other side of the room over three years ago... I'm with you.
If sharing a song makes you a pirate, what do I have to share to be a ninja?
This is a terribly dull, and not all that great idea. The last thing I need is some goofball calling me with a 4-flush on the river because he can't hit the orange button easily enough. Now, if I can get some sort of KVM-like gonzo so i can switch between rocking out on my plastic guitar and folding J-3 offsuit in another 2 hour session, then I might be interested.
I play poker with my dog.
He loves it so much he started gambling with his friends and wearing old-timey clothes.
We have some pictures at our site http://www.dogsplayingpoker.org/gallery/coolidge/ .
And I've used my wireless Atari 2600 controller to play Sonic the Hedgehog.
Basically they're all interesting "wow, you can do that!?" concepts, and it's important to remember that novelty frequently takes precedence over practicality.
Kinda stupid. I rather remote into my laptop with my iPhone and play poker anywhere.
Bryan
So does that mean a Power Chord in C-Major beats a Full House?
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Now I have one decent reason to get that rock band guitar....
I have left slashdot and am now on Soylent News. FUCK YOU DICE.
I wrote a synth in pure data that is controlled by my guitar hero controller!
Seriously, this isn't a hardhack. All USB PS3 controllers can be plugged right into your computer (I also use an arcade stick like a sampler/drum machine). From there you use it like any HID. That means if your app supports HID you can use the controller for free. If not, you can use a program like joy2key or something.
Because some guy used a game controller to play a different game. What, are you saying that doesn't just completely blow your mind?
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This article really inspired me, so I went and made some experiments myself. I don't have one of those guitar controller, but I do own a Fender Stratocaster made from something very heavy, so I reckoned I could modify it slightly and use it as a sledgehammer. It worked! I actualy managed to demolish a small garden in my neighbor's garden, but then it developed a HW related fault, and I had to stop, but it sure shows that the principle is sound.
I'm sure you can do some napkin math
F*** the napkin !
Squirrel!
I used my Wiimote and Classic Controller to play Super Mario 64.
Squirrel!
...To my dismay, I discovered that the guitar controller really isn't very good at poker. But on the bright side, I won enough money for a couple DLC tracks.
Bow-ties are cool.