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  1. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell on Windows 95 Turns 15 · · Score: 1

    From wikipedia:
    "Official system requirements were an Intel 80386 DX CPU of any speed, 4 MB of system RAM, and 120 MB of hard drive space."

    I have porn that wouldn't run on this computer (Blue rays take a lot of processing power). Which brings me to my next point, the code name of "Chicago" was prescient. Seriously, named for political blustering and needless posturing. The windy city by virtue of people at each other's throats because of their beliefs.

    Yep. Perfect.

  2. Re:Without any evidence? on Online Forum Speeding Boast Leads To Conviction · · Score: 1

    In his case, the claim is quite plausible. His car is capable of that speed. Many people speed, every day. There is little incentive to lie about such a feat, and no easy way to positively verify it without eye witnesses.

    Welcome Narcogen! I see this is your first time on the Internet. Stay away from 4chan and you'll be just fine. I would recommend good antivirus protection, and some kind of filter to protect you from Nigerian Prince scams. No matter what they claim, they are not royalty that seeks to give you millions of dollars for a small upfront fee.

    Since this is the first message board you've ever been to in your life, let me explain the concept of the "E-Peen". Its like a penis, except it grows based on what strangers think of you on the Internet. To increase "E-Peen" people will often write completely ridiculous bullshit on anonymous Internet forums, so that people will think they're cool. In response, people will typically try to top that with bullshit of their own. As a result, the Internet is an overflowing cesspool of lies.

    For further reading, you should visit the world of warcraft forums where approximately 78% of the population is close friends with a GM, and all of them have max level PVP heroes on their other account, with that totally awesome 0.5% drop gear.

    Thank you, and have a nice stay Narcogen. Don't feed the trolls.

  3. Re:Without any evidence? on Online Forum Speeding Boast Leads To Conviction · · Score: -1, Redundant

    In his case, the claim is quite plausible. His car is capable of that speed. Many people speed, every day. There is little incentive to lie about such a feat, and no easy way to positively verify it without eye witnesses.

    Welcome Narcogen! I see this is your first time on the Internet. Stay away from 4chan and you'll be just fine. I would recommend good antivirus protection, and some kind of filter to protect you from Nigerian Prince scams. No matter what they claim, they are not royalty that seeks to give you millions of dollars for a small upfront fee.

    Since this is the first message board you've ever been to in your life, let me explain the concept of the "E-Peen". Its like a penis, except it grows based on what strangers think of you on the Internet. To increase "E-Peen" people will often write completely ridiculous bullshit on anonymous Internet forums, so that people will think they're cool. In response, people will typically try to top that with bullshit of their own. As a result, the Internet is an overflowing cesspool of lies.

    For further reading, you should visit the world of warcraft forums where approximately 78% of the population is close friends with a GM, and all of them have max level PVP heroes on their other account, with that totally awesome 0.5% drop gear.

    Thank you, and have a nice stay Narcogen.

  4. Re:Bluff City is south of Bristol Motor Speedway on Anti-Speed Camera Activist Buys Police Department's Web Domain · · Score: 1

    You've never seen a speed trap? Next to where I live, they park 3 cop cars underneath a bridge next to the main road. You can't see the cops before you get to the bridge, so they always have at least 1 person pulled over to give them a ticket. The worst part is, they do it right where the speed limit changes, right before the sign. If you live here long enough you know where all the speed traps do, but they certainly do setup a full scale man hunt for it.

    I never see any rape traps setup, although I think "Jail Bait" might qualify.

  5. Re:Bluff City is south of Bristol Motor Speedway on Anti-Speed Camera Activist Buys Police Department's Web Domain · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't understand people that think speed limits are moral imperatives that fall on the same line as murder or arson. You people act like I just raped somebody if I want to go 55 in a 50 mile an hour zone.

    I live in Houston on I-10, and due to a huge environmental/safety push they lowered the speed limit from 70 to 55. It was a joke, the highway is built for speed and it has excellent lines of visibility and intelligently designed merging sections, and they make you crawl down it. Nobody did the speed limit so they upped it to 60, which didn't really help. As a result you get fast swerving traffic trying to move at the natural pace down the highway, moving through slow road bumps.

    If they would pick a reasonable speed limit based on the design of the road, and not the result of some safety pissing campaign then I bet you could get people to actually follow it.

  6. MPEG_LA Isn't the devil on Nero Files Antitrust Complaint Against MPEG-LA · · Score: 3, Informative

    Although I disagree with most of what that company does, their MPEG licensing fee is on the order of $2 per manufactured device to use their technology. This isn't really extortion. HDMI is 4 cents per device, but you're required to maintain a $10,000 license fee on top of that. I think gross abuse would be more on the order of $50/device.

    Either way, I support the free and open standard provided by displayport, which dispatches with the fees.

  7. Re:your first sentence is technically flawed on Ubuntu on a Dime · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I went to college (4 years ago, if you were interested) we went to the salvation army and bought some massive 22 inch CRTs for $10. I bought 3. My Desktop had 2 huge screens, and I had a third over my bed that I doubled up as a TV.

    Seriously, go to salvation army for your ultra-cheap computing needs.

  8. Re:First on Larry Sanger Tells FBI Wikipedia Distributes "Child Pornography" · · Score: 4, Informative

    How did they fail to mention the album cover of the Virgin killers?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Killers

    This got wikipedia banned a few years ago, because they dared show an actual album cover.

  9. Won't somebody think of the children on Lawmakers Ask For FTC Investigation of Google Buzz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Please! Won't somebody think of the children surfing the internet without adult supervision! Gmail only added people that you had repeated email correspondence with, which means that the 9 year old girl was perfectly capable of picking up sexual predators on her own. Also? Putting any kind of responsibility on the parents is clearly across the line.

  10. Re:CA must be on easy street on California Legislature Declares "Cuss-Free" Week · · Score: 1

    I hope 4chan replicates operation titstorm here. Australia bans some types of dirty pictures and gets their fax machines flooded with porn. I can just see a few hundred robocallers swearing at california. Maybe using google voice numbers. I'll leave the implementation up to you.

  11. Re:Oops... on The Billion Dollar Kernel · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You have the right idea, but the wrong implementation.

    How much would it cost to professionally produce every video on youtube? I heard somewhere that roughly 20 videos are posted a minute, so that would be about 10.5 million videos per year. There's a lot of good content on youtube, excellent science demonstrations (look up SF6, and see an aluminum boat floating on a gas), some excellent comedy, and some great drama. However, the remaining 95% of the videos on youtube are trash that needs to be burned, and then shot into the sun to keep it from infecting the rest of us.

    I'm sure that producing all of these videos would run into many hundreds of millions of dollars a year. On top of that, the writing staff needed to produce the comments would probably break the billion dollar mark. The real question is, is this an accurate measurement of value?

    Maybe, Maybe not.

    What I would be more interested in seeing is a comparison of what the open source community has been able to produce, compared to what the closed source community has been able to produce. Is open source labor as cost efficient as hiring a real programmer? If I paid a team of 20 experts to write code for a year, would their output be better than the same number of lines produced from open source?

    I don't know. However, if I had to guess I would say no. If you look at the state of 3d video drivers, and gimp, the closed source version is typically better. Windows drivers are almost always better for video cards. Photoshop is better than gimp.

  12. Re:The original Halo also sucked on An Early Look At Halo: Reach · · Score: 1

    Shadow Warrior was made in 1997, and it had vehicles you could use. You had to find repair kits scattered throughout the game, and you could use them to repair a tank, and one other vehicle.

  13. PETITION TO REMOVE RED BRICK NERF on Lego Creating Multiplayer Online Game · · Score: 5, Funny

    PETITION TO REMOVE RED BRICK NERF

    These changes are unnecessary, aggressive, CRIMINAL ACTS against the VERY BUILDERS WHO constitute the FOUNDATION OF LEGOLAND!.

    Red bricks ALREADY have a 10 second cooldown, why would you reduce our DPS! WE already suck next to blue bricks.

    Reply #1: /signed

    Reply #2:
    Learn to build noob

    Reply #3:
    can i has ur bricks?

  14. Re:Google Buzz's Skyrocketing Usage on Spam Hits Google Buzz Already · · Score: 1

    From my buzz Inbox, and I quote:

    Jeff - Buzz - Public - Muted
    what the hell is this?

    Sean - no one knows. its like google wave raped twitter. kinda like how blade was formed...

    How many of those 9 million posts you referenced are complaining about buzz, asking how to turn it off, and asking why in gods name is there no button to kill it with fire? Seriously, I need a button to kill it with fire. I would never stop pressing it.

  15. Re:Best comics on "Calvin and Hobbes" Creator Bill Watterson Looks Back With No Regrets · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To me, Calvin and Hobbes looked like the poster child of a comic that yearned to be on the web. If you read any of his books, he often had long and bitter fights with the publisher about the format of his comics. How much space he could use, if he had to have the “Throwaway frame” and so forth. I wish a comic like this had come along maybe 10 years later so it could take full advantage of the web, instead of being smothered by the oppressive newspaper guideline . Then again, I may just have wanted it delayed so we’d still have new ones, but hey. I can dream.

  16. Re:Uniform fab on Super Strong Metal Foam Discovered · · Score: 1

    Random side note. I mentally swapped FPY into PFY, or pimply faced youth. One of the main characters in the Bastard Operator From Hell. Which is the single greatest collection of stories about IT workers abusing users.

  17. Re:Diploma mills prove the worthlessness of degree on Key EDS Witness Bought Internet Degree · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have to be difficult here.

    A degree from the Colorado School of Mines is not just a bit of paper. This is because they print the degrees on silver. No joke. So my degree is worth whatever a few grams of silver is, something like $40. I could easily trade it for a pizza, if the person that owns the shop is also a precious metal dealership.

  18. Re:Ha! on Newsday Gets 35 Subscriptions To Pay Web Site · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is similar to the experience they had over at Salon. This was one of my favorite places to get news until they put up a pay wall, and in December they talked about how it hard hurt their traffic.

    This is a great read, for people who actually care about the discussion of pay walls vs free.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/dec/03/memories-paywall-pioneer

    It "worked" for us in that it provided some revenue for Salon to survive through the leanest period of its existence. (We'd already completed the latest of three rounds of layoffs, and the entire staff took pay cuts, three weeks before 9/11.) But within a few months, as advertisers began dipping their toes back in the water and the influx of new subscribers who'd flocked to help us out in a crisis dwindled, we could see that the subscription model didn't provide much room for growth. So we tried something new: we put up an ad over the front door of the site. Subscribers wouldn't see it at all; other readers had to watch a 30-second video ad, then they got a "day pass."

    The day pass approach was beloved by the advertisers and hated by many, though not all, readers. More important, by this point the public was, understandably, thoroughly confused about how to get to read Salon content. It took many years for our traffic to begin to grow again. Paywalls are psychological as much as navigational, and it's a lot easier to put them up than to take them down. Once web users get it in their head that your site is "closed" to them, if you ever change your mind and want them to come back, it's extremely difficult to get that word out.

  19. Re:Doesn't matter on Ubuntu Moves To Yahoo For Default Firefox Search · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The OP has this backwards. The money microsoft is paying for this service doesn't come from thin air. They get paid for each and every search thanks to advertisements. What the OP really should of said is, "Ubuntu users provide revenue to Microsoft."

    That's right, you're now supporting microsoft by choosing to not use windows, or internet explorer.

  20. Re:That's interesting on Researchers Pooh-Pooh Algae-Based Biofuel · · Score: 1

    I know this is a dead article that nobody will read. However, synthesis gas is what you call this gas.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthesis_gas

    You see how what I was posted was correct, and you're wrong? Take a chemistry class before you try to pretend you know what you're talking about.

  21. That's interesting on Researchers Pooh-Pooh Algae-Based Biofuel · · Score: 3, Informative

    The company that I worked for commissioned a few studies on algae based biofuels. It turns out that the most efficient way of handling the material was to collect the algae in cakes and burn it in a reactor to make synthesis gas. Synthesis gas is a mixture of CO and Hydrogen. If you add steam, you could then perform a shift reaction to get methane or methanol. The main value of the process was not in producing fuel, or generating electricity. The main thing you could use it for was as a chemical feedstock. Methanol is a good starting point for many plastics.

    (final comment, my spell checker wants to change biofuels to befouled)

  22. Re:The other way around on Genre Wars — the Downside of the RPG Takeover · · Score: 1

    I'm going to need to say you're wrong here. Being able to physically fire the bow added a huge level of immersion for me. Particularly with poisons, the sneak attack 4x bonus, and the zoom at level 50. Sneaking up on a target, poisoning the arrow, and then gently sliding it into the back of his head was a sublime thrill.

    I was really disappointed that this experience is totally lost in Dragon Age. You hit auto attack, and your character fires arrows as fast as they particularly feel like it. They hit if their hit dice says they will. Thanks to the floating camera you don't even really look at enemies when you kill them. Red glowing dots appear on your radar, you hit 'A' to auto attack, and your character attacks him just like any lifeless marine in star craft.

    And for reference? I hate the huntsman in Team Fortress 2.

  23. The link is broken on 2-D Avatar To Be Pulled From Theaters In China · · Score: 1

    Your link is broken. You added an extra h to the front. Potentially for hyperbole? I don't know, I'm not a computer geek.

  24. Re:Over 9000 on How Many Admins Per User/Computer Have You Seen? · · Score: 1

    I worked for an HMO doing IT support, and for 500 people we had 6 IT workers. The HMO generated a terrifying amount of paperwork, and one person would be on printer/fax duty every day. This doesn't sound hard, but we had 3 buildings spread out over 4 city blocks, each building with 4 floors, and each floor with a dozen printers (I'm counting fax machines in this number). This wasn't really by design, the company grew organically and this is the end result.

  25. Wait, slow this train down on Former Congressman Learns About Streisand Effect · · Score: 0

    I wonder what kind of legal precedent this sets. Not the situation where everybody copyrights their name and sues the world to pieces, but the situation where Facebook buries a notice in their terms and conditions that says they now own your name. You'd end up having to send them a few dollars every time you signed a check, which would lead to a never ending cycle of check writing and sending to Facebook.

    Hmm...I like it. Time to buy facebook stock.