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Fossil Primate Ardipithecus Ramidus Described (Finally)

Omomyid writes "I wasn't actually aware that Dr. Tim White of UC Berkeley had been 'sitting' on A. ramidus but apparently he has (I remember the original flurry of interest back in the '90s when it was announced), but now Dr. White and others have assembled a nearly complete skeleton of the 4.4mya specimen and the descriptions being carried by the NY Times and the AP are intriguing. Ramidus is clearly differentiated from the other Great Apes and also more primitive than A. afarensis (Lucy), providing a nice linkage backwards to the last shared ancestor between humans and chimpanzees. According to the NY Times, a whole passel of papers will be published in tomorrow's Science magazine describing A. ramidus." Update — 10/01 at 22:05 GMT by SS: Reader John Hawks provided a link to his detailed blog post about Ardipithecus, which contains a ton of additional details not covered in the above articles.

369 comments

  1. further proof evolution is false by Aurisor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, as you can clearly see, there are TWO gaps in the fossil record, where before there was only one!

    Nice try, science! /s

    1. Re:further proof evolution is false by langelgjm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think it's interesting how the NY Times offers a commenting facility for a science article, when there have been a spate of op-eds recently where they have disabled comments.

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    2. Re:further proof evolution is false by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps because they don't want to duplicate The Guardian's CIF; where the debate more resembles an American townhall meeting with birther's present than debate.

      Though trolling CiF can be fun...

    3. Re:further proof evolution is false by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      gah... birthers, not birther's

    4. Re:further proof evolution is false by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      birthers WTF?

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    5. Re:further proof evolution is false by David+Gould · · Score: 1

      And of course, science articles, especially those relating to evolution, have never been the subject of any of that sort of nonsense.

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    6. Re:further proof evolution is false by syousef · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now, as you can clearly see, there are TWO gaps in the fossil record, where before there was only one!

      Don't fret. Your parents were found yesterday.

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    7. Re:further proof evolution is false by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG - now I know I have psychic powers!

      When I first read this article, I was like - soon someone will write a comment saying that this proves evolution is false.

      And it so happens that it actually occurred! Now I know it must be fact that I indeed have psychic powers! How else can you explain that my initial thought that the almighty gifted me with psychic abilities is false when I have such overwhelming evidence?

      I mean sure you can say that I his comment was posted first, and if you really investigate it you might notice a pattern of every time a new study on evolution comes out a religious fanatic says its proof evolution doesn't exist - hell you can even argue that all the evidence points to your theory that chances are I just guessed correctly or the right circumstances were setup for it.

      But listen,

      seriously,

      It is just a theory after all.

      And I am just telling you that we need to be open minded and not limit ourselves to a flawed theory because other theories conclude that I am indeed psychic.

      I know, I know some non-believers here will probably think I'm wrong...

      OMG did you see that I did it again!!!

    8. Re:further proof evolution is false by PDX · · Score: 1

      What I would like to know is why humans have thirty-six percent body fat.(or more) There is a possible explanation. We do know whether A. afarensis had webbing between the toes. They didn't. Fossil tracks through ash showed their gait and stride. What if humans evolved from aquatic apes that floated across rivers instead of climbing trees. There is evidence to support this theory. Chimps will climb a tree while a human gripped by fear of heights and fear of a predator will choose to run away. While felines and canines were primary threats we are still hard wired against air assaults from eagles. The place to look for remains of aquatic apes in Africa is at the bottom of existing waterways. Climates and rivers have shifted over millions of years. Perhaps the best place to look is the caves bordering the rivers. Existing mapping missions of ground penetrating radar can penetrate to thirty feet. If caves exist with artifacts (ancient fires & flints) the easiest way is to parse the data from an overflight. I certainly wouldn't mind Zahi Hawass receiving a complete map of the valley of the dead. Our international reputation has suffered over the past few presidencies. "Stratergy" Perhaps we can find uses for all of our military hardware to improve our understanding of the past to prevent us from making the same mistakes twice. To be fair here is a counter link http://www.indecisionforever.com/2009/10/01/jon-stewart-to-congressional-dems-youre-a-fing-idiot/

    9. Re:further proof evolution is false by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness the gaps aren't as large as the one between your ears. The only reason you are typing on a computer is because a scientist closed some gaps. Be grateful and drop the smug religious answer to our origins as THE ONLY answer. You are free to believe what you will. I am free to enjoy the physical and intellectual benefit of knowing that we are here because our ancestors were very successful at what they were.

  2. Have a little perspective by Eevee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why rush? After 4.4 million years, what's a decade or two?

  3. Science by sopssa · · Score: 1, Troll

    I'm not trying to troll or anything - but why is it so interesting to study where humans have come from and why exactly monkeys? Yeah they maybe look the most of us from all the animals, but intelligently and in other ways they're totally different.

    Monkeys have come from somewhere too - maybe humans are just another race from the same point, not related to monkeys in any way.

    1. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What's your point, exactly? The entire gist of this is that humans and monkeys/apes come from some common ancestor somewhere down the line, that's not a new idea.

    2. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically you are correct, we are related to pigs genetically as well - just like monkeys... we all have a common ancestor.

    3. Re:Science by StrategicIrony · · Score: 2, Insightful

      srsly? :-o

      Somehow the goofiness of vestigial things we have like tailbones and the appendix may lead one to believe that we're very unlikely to be "another race". Nobody has ever claimed (with any knowledge) that we descended directly from chimps, but merely that we likely have a common ancestor.

      The simple fact that by sheer statistical analysis of decoded DNA, we're closest to chimps makes that a pretty logical starting point, don't you think?

      We could start with snails and work backwards, but that seems a tad silly, eh?

       

    4. Re:Science by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 3, Informative

      Monkeys have come from somewhere too - maybe humans are just another race from the same point, not related to monkeys in any way.

      Well, humans come from apes, not monkeys.

    5. Re:Science by Trahloc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We haven't evolved from modern monkeys but we do share a common ancestor ... or do you think we went straight from amino acids to dropping acid?

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    6. Re:Science by mangu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      why is it so interesting to study where humans have come from and why exactly monkeys? Yeah they maybe look the most of us from all the animals, but intelligently and in other ways they're totally different.

      This is exactly what's mentioned in one of the articles: "Ardi has many traits that do not appear in modern-day African apes, leading to the conclusion that the apes evolved extensively since we shared that last common ancestor."

      It makes sense, if we evolved from the common ancestor in six million years, it's only reasonable to assume monkeys and apes also evolved. Think of the common ancestor not as an ape, but something that's as different from modern apes as it's different from humans.

    7. Re:Science by nomadic · · Score: 1

      but why is it so interesting to study where humans have come from and why exactly monkeys?

      We're not descended from monkeys; we're just descended from a species that is also the ancestor of the other great apes.

    8. Re:Science by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Informative

      why is it so interesting to study where humans have come from

      How could you NOT be interested in knowing where humans came from?

      and why exactly monkeys?

      Because both the fossil record and DNA say that chimps are humans' closest relatives, with 96% identical DNA.

      intelligently and in other ways they're totally different

      The intelligence is only a matter of degree, and in many (perhaps more) ways that matter more than intelligence they are the same as us.

      Monkeys have come from somewhere too

      Monkeys and apes (including us; we are an ape species) have the same anscestors, for reasons mentioned above.

      I'm not trying to troll or anything

      If you are, you're doing a poor job of it.

    9. Re:Science by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      A few points:

      1. We are very clearly related to monkeys, but morphologically and genetically.
      2. A helluva lot of behavioral research over the last fifty years has shown that even in our psychological makeup, we're not really that different from our closest relatives. Tool-use, language, culture have all been seen in other primates. Admittedly is nowhere near our level, but our capabilities are more about degrees of difference than in any particular novelty.
      3. Your last sentence makes no sense whatsoever.

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    10. Re:Science by Cougar333 · · Score: 1

      Why is it interesting to study anything? Science is a way of describing the physical world around us. Clearly you lack appreciation for such knowledge. Perhaps join the apes? They don't seem too interested in science either.

    11. Re:Science by wurp · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, humans come from apes, not monkeys.

      Well, humans and apes came from a common recent ancestor.

    12. Re:Science by wurp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If you are, you're doing a poor job of it.

      I dunno, several people (including you) responded to his lame post.

    13. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a twat.

      Looks like everyone agrees with me judging by the comment rating on this drivel.

    14. Re:Science by radtea · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      3. Your last sentence makes no sense whatsoever.

      And his first sentence is a a lie. Anyone intelligent enough to form a sentence is capable of reasoning out the answers to the "questions" he is asking. That he deliberately injects those questions (whatever they are--I didn't actually open his comment, only the replies to it) into this forum is evidence that he has an aggressive ideological malignancy.

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    15. Re:Science by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      There's more to trolling than getting people to respond to your post. From slashdot's FAQ:

      Troll -- A Troll is similar to Flamebait, but slightly more refined. This is a prank comment intended to provoke indignant (or just confused) responses. A Troll might mix up vital facts or otherwise distort reality, to make other readers react with helpful "corrections." Trolling is the online equivalent of intentionally dialing wrong numbers just to waste other people's time.

      Well, maybe he was just trying to waste my time, maybe you're right. Wikipedia's definition is similar.

      In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[2]

      At least he was on topic.

    16. Re:Science by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      Any good programmer (hacker) is not going to recreate the wheel every time he does something, so if you were to set out to make several species, you would cut and paste some basic things at the DNA level and then modify things to suit your current needs. I think God made both the apes and the humans...I like to call him the life hacker...and by definition its no wonder humans, apes and even pigs and frogs are similar in some of their DNA structures to humans. Now I am not discounting evolution to some degree as it does happen, God is a smart enough hacker to put in some self modifying code to keep it interesting and to keep his creations viable as things change in the environment, evolution is critical to survival, I just don't believe it was to the extent that science is trying to prove that it is.

    17. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tailbone is not vestigial. It's the attachment point for the muscles that allow you to take a crap. I challenge you to remove yours and see how well you get along...

    18. Re:Science by syousef · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How could you NOT be interested in knowing where humans came from?

      A religious upbringing, a lack of imagination, and a poor understanding of why abstract scientific endevours can be of practical use to mankind all help. That and having your head firmly planted up your posterior.

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    19. Re:Science by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am reminded of the Star Trek TNG episode where these guys who looked like a cross between a lizard and a human refused to admit the obvious fact that they were descended from dinosaurs.

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    20. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think God made both the apes and the humans...I like to call him the life hacker...and by definition its no wonder humans, apes and even pigs and frogs are similar in some of their DNA structures to humans.

      God is a smart enough hacker to put in some self modifying code to keep it interesting and to keep his creations viable as things change in the environment, evolution is critical to survival, I just don't believe it was to the extent that science is trying to prove that it is.

      In that case, which hacker made "God"? He had to be totally UBER to be able to create something that divinely awesome. And then if you REALLY want to make your mind spin; who is the hacker that made the hacker that made God? Man this sounds like an infinitely recursive loop.

    21. Re:Science by sopssa · · Score: 0

      Well like I said, it wasn't trolling - it's just what I've been thinking and how I see it myself. I'm not really into religion myself, but nor do I believe fully into evolution theory from apes to human either. That's all they are, theories. I find it just as possible, actually even maybe more so, that the whole system could be just simulated. Like we have computer simulations, but our simulation would be just a little bit more advanced.

      It's stupid to just mindlessly believe into something that the current age of technology can provide information about. At some point people believed the world was a pancake and the guy who dared to object that and said it was ball shaped (sorry, cant remember the word right now), got killed for his "disbelieving". Look at where we are now.

    22. Re:Science by sopssa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Man this sounds like an infinitely recursive loop.

      And not in a bad way. If you think about the computer simulations we're been able to create in the short existence of our computer systems, it's pretty clear that someone else could had created our whole world as a simulation. Computing power is quite infinite; we're making even more and more progress all the time. And if simulation theory would be correct, we cant possibly know what kind of systems are running us.

      (yeah it sounds matrix like.. but atleast it makes more sense than any religious/god crap anyway)

    23. Re:Science by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that this common ancestor most likely didn't walk on two legs, wasn't hairless, and probably couldn't control its breathing, making it impossible to either talk or swim. So, yes, chimps certainly must have evolved somewhat, but not as much as humans and not in anything resembling the same direction. Therefore, this common ancestor was an ape (not a "monkey" as some insist on suggesting), though not a "modern" ape.

      Also, no one seems to have pointed out, this creature bears a strong resemblance to modern yeti/sasquatch/bigfoot sightings.

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    24. Re:Science by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what's mentioned in one of the articles: "Ardi has many traits that do not appear in modern-day African apes, leading to the conclusion that the apes evolved extensively since we shared that last common ancestor."

      It makes sense, if we evolved from the common ancestor in six million years, it's only reasonable to assume monkeys and apes also evolved. Think of the common ancestor not as an ape, but something that's as different from modern apes as it's different from humans.

      My useful (I think) analogy: I did not descend from my cousin. We both descended from my grandmother, who is different than either of us.

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    25. Re:Science by Golddess · · Score: 1

      You mean this Voyager episode? I don't remember a TNG episode with a race that refused to admit they were descended from dinosaurs.

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    26. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, the Markovians tended to steal ideas from each other.....

    27. Re:Science by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 0

      Actually, assuming the apes are descended from monkeys, we ARE descended from monkeys, just farther back.

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    28. Re:Science by operagost · · Score: 1

      I assume you mean Galileo, and no, he wasn't killed but the R.C. Church basically placed him under house arrest for talking about the heliocentric theory (and other ideas they objected to). Ironically, Copernicus had already come up with the same theory many years earlier, with little fanfare.

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    29. Re:Science by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      I think you're talking about Distant Origin, which is a Voyager episode. Part of the episode involved a "projection" of evolution, starting with a bipedal dinosaur and ending with the creature in the episode. Completely ridiculous, of course; evolution doesn't have a goal and can't possibly be fast-forwarded. This misconception of evolution also appears in the episode where Tom Paris travels at warp 10 and "evolves" into a giant slug.

    30. Re:Science by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      >Also, no one seems to have pointed out, this creature bears a strong resemblance to modern yeti/sasquatch/bigfoot sightings.

      Except for the four-foot tall aspect.

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    31. Re:Science by camperdave · · Score: 2, Informative

      The appendix is a storage area for the bacteria that help you digest your food. If you get diarrhea and lose all your digestive flora, they can be repopulated from the appendix.

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    32. Re:Science by khayman80 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've discussed this issue repeatedly, and always point out that your idea isn't testable. Yes, maybe God created all life. Yes, maybe He created the Earth (and our memories) 30 seconds ago. But since neither of these notions (or yours) can be tested, they're not competing with evolution because evolution can be tested. For instance, finding a chimp fossil in the Precambrian or a 1950s discovery that all species used different DNA bases. That's what makes evolution a science, while creationism is a religion.

    33. Re:Science by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. Point being that it's relatively (not entirely) unique to primates and is a further link between humans and great apes.

    34. Re:Science by 2names · · Score: 2, Funny

      In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

      - Douglas Adams

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    35. Re:Science by Jhon · · Score: 1

      I find that many of the teenagers I've met and several twenty-somethings with little or no "religious upbringing" have little interest in where humans came from -- but more interest in where's the next "fun" thing to do. Not to imply that the older crowd (of which, I'm a member) aren't much better.

      Don't blame peoples faith on the current lack of interest in science. It certainly didn't stop the progress of science. And if you want to argue it did, I'd suggest you read up on Alfred Wegener, Edward Witten and Antoine Lavoisier, for example. They provided novel and new theories in their respective fields and were roundly criticized. Hell, Witten couldn't get post-grad PhD candidates to work with him because his work was so unpopular. All poo-poo'd by the scientific community.

      The problem is FAITH, it's HUMAN NATURE. GROUPS don't like the status quo challenged. If it's faith being challenged by science, established science being challenged by newer theories, or science being challenged by faith, it doesn't matter.

    36. Re:Science by skine · · Score: 4, Informative

      Humans and apes come from a common recent ancestor in the same way that Great Danes and dogs came from a common recent ancestor.

      That is to say that humans are apes.

      Apes are simply members of the superfamily Hominoidea, parvorder Catarrhini, order Primates, class Mammalia, phylum Chordata, kingdom Animalia.

      Even more specific, humans are Great Apes (please ignore the narcissism), or members of the family Hominidae, which is restricted to humans, chimps, bonobos, bili apes, gorillas and orangutans.

      Humans have:
      superfamily Hominoidea, family Hominidae, subfamily Homininae, tribe Hominini, genus Homo.
      Chimps, Bonobos, and Bili apes have:
      superfamily Hominoidea, family Hominidae, subfamily Homininae, tribe Hominini, genus Pan.
      Gorillas have:
      superfamily Hominoidea, family Hominidae, subfamily Homininae, tribe Gorillini, genus Gorilla.
      Orangutans have:
      superfamily Hominoidea, family Hominidae, subfamily Ponginae, genus Pongo.

    37. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone has had their appendix removed, how does this affect their digestion bacterial repopulation abilities? I vaguely remember hearing about this discovery of "the purpose of the appendix", and that before that, no-one had any clue as to what the appendix actually did - seeing as anyone without an appendix seemed to be completely functional (hence the mystery).

    38. Re:Science by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I just meant technically, a species is generally not descended from a contemporaneous species; if you went back to a common ancestor, it wouldn't be a monkey--though it would look somewhat similar to what we consider monkeys, but would not technically be a monkey.

    39. Re:Science by Jhon · · Score: 1

      Ug... Change "The problem is FAITH" to "The problem isn't FAITH". Failed to proof.

    40. Re:Science by wurp · · Score: 1

      You know, I had thought that humans were among the Great Apes, and I also thought I looked it up in the hazy past (more than 6 months ago) and discovered I was wrong.

      I just double checked; you are of course 100% correct. Thanks!

    41. Re:Science by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I interpereted it as though he'd made a poor job of not being a troll. (i.e. he is a troll.)

    42. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your self-imagined theory to explain away human evolution to reinforce your world-view that god created you, is many multitudes more fantastical than the idea of evolution ever thought of being. Which is more likely?

      I submit that any life-hacking-god that could create DNA and the whole of existence in the first place would not need to cut and paste parts of DNA from apes to create humanity. Nor would we even need the flimsy, messy mechanics of DNA with all it's mutations and deformities that cause diseases, to allow life to exist in the first place. A creator that can summon the universe into existence with a spoken command could have us all exist as whispy ghosts without any innerds at all.

    43. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other people have pointed out a bunch of decent answers, but there's also other things to consider: the vast majority of our medical issues and gotchyas stem from how we evolved from the first single-celled organism, through all of the intermediate species.
      For instance, the male tendency to get hernias is a direct result of where the gonads develop inside our abdomen, and then descend to the lower part of our body. If we look at our watery cousins, we can see that some of them have the original design still: Sharks gonads develop inside the body cavity, just like ours, *but theirs stay there*.
      Suddenly, the Why becomes a whole lot more clear, and offers us insight.

      I recommend reading 'Your inner fish' by Neil Shubin, there's plenty of examples that talk about why human anatomy can be related to our ancestors, and to our cousins in the bush of life.

    44. Re:Science by Knara · · Score: 1

      I've always found the "simulation" theory (a.k.a. Descartes' Evil Genius/Demon) both incredibly lame and incredibly compelling. It is a conundrum.

    45. Re:Science by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I'm a whispy ghost without innerds you insensitive clod!

    46. Re:Science by shaitand · · Score: 4, Informative

      "So, yes, chimps certainly must have evolved somewhat, but not as much as humans"

      I would contend that they are equally as evolved as humans. They simply evolved in a different way.

      Simply because they didn't evolve to be more akin to humans doesn't make them less evolved.

    47. Re:Science by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 5, Informative

      The human tailbone is most certainly vestigial. Vestigial does not mean useless; it means that it once had a given function (external tail in this case) but no longer performs that function, but does not mean that it doesn't perform a different function. In humans, our coccyx is usually comprised of 3-5 vertebrae, which are usually fused into two or three segments. Not all function in muscle attachment, as is unsurprising given the variability in the structure. People have been born with nine calcified bones in the coccyx (plus cartilaginous structures), and external tails complete with articulating vertebrae (five's the record as far as I know) have been reported in the medical literature. People have also been born without a coccyx at all, although like external tails this is rare. Removal of the coccyx is called a coccygectomy (say that to your five year old!) and can be done on the whole or just a part of the structure with little or no side effects.

    48. Re:Science by timeOday · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The intelligence is only a matter of degree

      I disagree; human intelligence seems to have reached a critical threshold when we learned to accumulate knowledge over time. Of all the species on earth, most continue in the same way (limited by the rate of genetic evolution) generation after generation. Not people. Our lifestyles have evolved radically in the last 5000 years. So much so, it is clear no species on earth ever reached the threshold before, because we are exploiting the planet like no species before. If highly advanced aliens from outer space came from earth today, I don't think they'd have any problem identifying humans as qualitatively different from the other species.

      Also, I think it is fundamentally wrong to say something is "only" a matter of degree - degree is what matters most! Posessing 1 cent is a lot more like being completely broke than being a millionaire. Life itself is "merely" a matter of degree; people are the gold standard (as far as we know); dogs are "very" alive, worms and plants are "slightly" alive, and fires, tornadoes, and virii are "arguably slightly" alive. Looking for "fundamental" distinctions is a fool's errand, because the cases at the boundaries are the least distinguished and least important.

    49. Re:Science by syousef · · Score: 1

      Don't blame peoples faith on the current lack of interest in science.

      If you satisfy your curiosity about the big questions - were did we come from? why are we here? etc. - with faith based arguments that aren't grounded in scientific reality it's going to help you make progress.

      It certainly didn't stop the progress of science

      I beg to differ. As much as religious organisations have supported science they've also sought to corrupt and curtail science where it wasn't convenient. Galileo's the classic and well known example but there are many many others. Copernicus only published at the end of his life because he feared persecution. Others were murdered for their beliefs. ...and what about the idiots that want to teach intelligent design - which has no scientific basis - in science class.

      Faith is about controlling people and telling them what they must believe in order to fit into a society. It's fundamentally incompatible with the scientific method which requires skepticism and requires you to admit you're wrong and that your model isn't perfect as soon as you have enough corroborated data. You're not allowed to "believe" in any theory that doesn't fit the data based on faith.

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    50. Re:Science by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Monkeys have come from somewhere too - maybe humans are just another race from the same point, not related to monkeys in any way.

      Well, humans come from apes, not monkeys.

      Humans are apes.
      Slightly more clever than the other apes. Slightly less hairy. But much more full of themselves.

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    51. Re:Science by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      I find it just as possible, actually even maybe more so, that the whole system could be just simulated. Like we have computer simulations, but our simulation would be just a little bit more advanced.

      Except we have actual evidence for evolution and the 'matrix'-like hypothesis you are referring to cannot even be proved scientifically. Be careful not to fall into the trap of going to these pseudo science theories when we actually have very good (and just as wondrous) scientific explanations. Read some books like "The Demon-Haunted World" or "Why People Believe Weird Things: Pseudoscience, Superstition, and Other Confusions of Our Time" about why and how people fall nto these fallacies. They sure helped me.

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    52. Re:Science by telomerewhythere · · Score: 0
      Great Danes and other dogs are all in one sub-species. Not part of two different species and genera.

      According to Scientific Classification, maybe like Darwin's Fox and a Great Dane.

    53. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Humans and apes come from a common recent ancestor in the same way that Great Danes and dogs came from a common recent ancestor.

      > That is to say that humans are apes.

      So, you're saying that humans can breed with apes, like Great Danes can breed with other dogs?

    54. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the end however, we have to BELIEVE that either randomness or God made the first living things. I find it much easier to have faith in an eternal, intelligent God making life, than to believe it came about by the random motions of molecules in the primordial ooze.

      I'm pretty sure others have explained this before, but Evolution says nothing about the origination of life. The idea that life emerged as a result of a progression of increasingly complex chemical interactions falls under the umbrella of Abiogenesis (I say "umbrella" because there's more than one hypothesis). They're related, of course, yet distinct.

      (Yeah, I'm the same AC who introduced you to the Wikipedia article on ring species some time ago. Hello again.)

      - T

    55. Re:Science by skine · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I assumed you were intelligent enough to find where my analogy ended and the rest of the post continued.

      Honest mistake.

    56. Re:Science by bcrowell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Humans have: [...] genus Homo.

      Chimps, Bonobos, and Bili apes have: [...] genus Pan.

      If we'd applied the same criteria to these groups that we apply to other mammals, there actually wouldn't be two genuses here, there'd be one.

    57. Re:Science by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Humans are apes.

      Which is exactly what you have no right to conclude from the available evidence. There's a branch event roughly 10 million years ago - one branch leads to modern (full sized) Chimps, and the other branch leads to modern humans. Humans have diferentiated from that branch point, and so have chimps. Bonobos, Orangs, Gorillas, and a bunch of other species which are now extinct, have branched at other times. So how does this justify saying that humans are apes?
            Try it for other cases. 60 million years ago, Ambleocetus took to the rivers. Follow its line forward along one fairly well known track where we have good evidence and you eventually get the modern whales. Follow other branches from it or something a little farther back, and you may eventually get the Hippos. But we don't go around arguing that Hippos are Whales! 45 Million years ago, we have a Bear-Dog creature (Amphicyon), but we don't go around arguing that modern Dogs are Bears (or even that wolves are). 54 Million years ago, we had Propalaeotheri in the Eocene, but just because there's some connection to the line that led to modern horses, we don't call them all horses.
            Whether to class humans as apes depends on just what other creatures we class as apes, and how common an ancestor we have. This particular fossil find pushes any common ancestry back farther - when we were working from Lucy, a common human/chimp ancestor looked to be possible as recently as 4 million years or so, now we're thinking more like 10 million. That's more room for all the other apes to lie on one side of the split with the chimps, and us and various ancestors all on the other side, which means we might need to reshuffle the taxonomy a bit.
            Not that there would be anything wrong if the human/chimp common ancestor 'point' lay 3 million years this side of the chimp/gorilla split or 1 million past the gorilla orangutan split, or wherever - it's just that this find suggests maybe it doesn't, maybe it's quite a bit farther back instead.

           

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    58. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A similar question could be asked of the Singularity from which arose the Big Bang.

    59. Re:Science by arminw · · Score: 0

      ....by sheer statistical analysis of decoded DNA, we're closest to chimps....

      That's like saying a Buick and Cadillac are descended from a Chevrolet. Rather it is more logical to believe, that the engineers at General Motors decided that certain parts could be and are used in all three.

      It is common for engineers to use working and tested parts in multiple applications and devices. It is common for software programmers to use thoroughly debugged parts and pieces of other programs over and over again. The creator simply made the DNA code as many small routines that he could assemble into dinosaurs, chimps, people and all other lifeforms. It so happens that humans have more DNA code in common with chimps or even pigs than with rattlesnakes. Why do humans have to be in a line of descent from chimps, rather than the Creator simply reusing sequences of already working code.

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    60. Re:Science by arminw · · Score: 0, Troll

      ....we ARE descended from monkeys...

      Yeah sure like the little boy in second grade came home from school, all excited, telling his father: "we learned in school today that we are come from from monkeys". To which the father replied: "that may be true of you because you act like a monkey so often but certainly not true of me".

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    61. Re:Science by arminw · · Score: 0, Troll

      ....That's all they are, theories...

      Indeed that's what they are and they have to be believed. The idea that living things descended from one another can be countered with the idea that the Creator just used already working DNA codes to make the various creatures, including man. We humans do that all the time and the devices that we construct. Internal combustion engines have certain common parts and construction, that the designers of these engines have found to work well together. All cars have round wheels rather than square ones because the designers of automobiles have found that square wheels don't work so well. In the same way, living things don't you send one from another, but simply have common code that works in many creatures. For example, the hemochromatosis them in mammals is quite complicated, yet in all cases it has a common function of carrying oxygen in the blood.

      (...the whole system could be just simulated....)

      In computers and other systems, simulations and simulators are always intelligently designed, they don't just happen spontaneously. Programs and computers that run them are always the product of a mind without exception. So even if it were true that all of reality is just a simulation, such as the Matrix, such as simulation would still have to be intelligently designed.

      I happen to believe that we were designed and created by an intelligent eternal God for his purposes. To me that is far preferable than to believe that I'm just a protoplasmic water bag that crawled out of the primordial ooze millions of years ago.

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    62. Re:Science by citizenr · · Score: 1

      I think God

      crazy people are so funny

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    63. Re:Science by MrNiCeGUi · · Score: 1

      Computer power is not infinite. There are limits and we will be hitting them sooner or later. Also, our computer simulations are merely crude representantions of the real thing. For example, there isn't enough computing power in the whole world right now to model a single sheet of paper. When you get down to subatomic levels, the complexity becomes enormous. I believe that the "simulation within a simulation" concept, while intriguing, doesn't really hold when examined closer.

    64. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans have:
      superfamily Hominoidea, family Hominidae, subfamily Homininae, tribe Hominini, genus Homo.
      Chimps, Bonobos, and Bili apes have:
      superfamily Hominoidea, family Hominidae, subfamily Homininae, tribe Hominini, genus Pan.
      Gorillas have:
      superfamily Hominoidea, family Hominidae, subfamily Homininae, tribe Gorillini, genus Gorilla.
      Orangutans have:
      superfamily Hominoidea, family Hominidae, subfamily Ponginae, genus Pongo.

      What a mess from archaic biology. Rendering science to little more than book keeping and database management. A new biology should define genus in terms of DNA distances. Then we can make proper definitions.

      A man is different from an ape because the DNA distance is greater than a certain threshold. All human genome shares these common DNAs.

      This will also allow us to find the consensus human genome... then, we can define a human to be human iff the genome is within a specific distance from this consensus genome.

    65. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this scenario though, who made God? And if he could just spontaneously exist, how is this any different to the big bang theory? If God has no maker, why does Man need a maker? You see, part of the problem with religious beliefs, is the inherent inconsistencies and contradictions.

    66. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're muddling Faith and organised Religion

    67. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the superfamily Hominoidea"
      Really? I didn't know that!

    68. Re:Science by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      I'm used to repeating myself to different people. But you've already raised that exact same point, and I've already answered it. Again, you're missing the point.

    69. Re:Science by Sique · · Score: 1

      God is not a hacker messing something up, but his superb programmer far above and beyond anything any human can even imagine.

      Interestingly though the programmer God never patches an error. If there is any error correction, it consists of disabling the errorneous part of the code and coding a backpack somewhere else with a different solution to the same set of problems. And he has a very twisted idea of "good enough". A potentially deadly error somewhere stays there, as long as enough individuals never get confronted with the conditions to trigger the error. And if the error is triggered often enough, he most often just abandons the whole project instead of correcting the error.

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    70. Re:Science by Sique · · Score: 1

      The main difference between livings at one side and airplanes, automobiles and bicycles at the other is, that the latter ones have to be owned to make sense in their environment (otherwise we consider them garbage). Livings make sense without an owner.

      We are back at the "watch found on a heath" argument, where the first thought is not, as a believer in creation claims, "someone must have made it", but "someone must have lost it here". Because differently than a flower or a mouse on a heath, which fit there without any idea of "owning", a watch only fits on a heath if you imagine an owner which put it there (probably inadvertely, because he lost it).

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    71. Re:Science by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Any good programmer (hacker) is not going to recreate the wheel every time he does something, so if you were to set out to make several species, you would cut and paste some basic things at the DNA level

      its no wonder humans, apes and even pigs and frogs are similar in some of their DNA structures to humans

      But that is NOT what the DNA evidence shows!

      Imagine you are in a courtroom on the jury for a murder case and you are presented with DNA evidence proving that Jack and Jill are brother and sister, that Bob is their father, Ralph is their grandfather, Alice is their aunt, and Billy is their cousin.

      Then the defense lawyer stands up and makes a statement that is so wildly oversimplified as to be effectively false - he says that the DNA of these people are merely "similar". He then says that the "mere similarities" can't establish who is parent to who, or who is brother or cousin to who.

      The evidence does NOT show "mere copying". The evidence shows a strict PATTERN of copying. The evidence shows a strict family tree inheritance pattern of copying.

      Evolution denialists try to dismiss the DNA evidence as "mere copying" by a "common author", but that is not what the evidence shows. The DNA evidence of species shows that there is an absolutely strict family tree pattern relationship between the DNA of all species. There is a strict family tree rule for what DNA is copied and for what DNA is NEVER copied.

      If there is a "common author", then this DNA evidence tells us some very powerful and very strict things about HOW that "common author" did his work and how he did (and did not) do his copying. If there was a "common author" then he ONLY did his copying according to a strict family tree of inheritance pattern of copying. If there was a "common author", then he did his work in a manner that generated the EXACT same the same tree as evolution's tree of common descent.

      The evidence proves that if there is a "common author" that he either did his work and did his copying by means of evolution, or he did his work and did his copying by some means that is indistinguishable and effectively identical to evolution.

      The evidence proves that either evolution is true, or something indistinguishable and effectively identical to evolution is true.

      The DNA evidence proves the evolutionary tree relationships between species with the "beyond any reasonable doubt" standard of proof as DNA evidence can and does prove the family tree relationships between people in a courtroom.

      The "similarity" isn't the evidence. The "copying" isn't the evidence. The evidence is the evolutionary tree of common descent strict STRUCTURE that is established in what is and is not copied.

      It's like finding a book, and someone says "bah, there's nothing there, just some letters copied". That entirely misses the strict pattern of the repeated letters, that misses that they are structured into words and sentences, and that completely misses all of the information recorded in the structure and pattern of copied letters. the letters are not copied randomly or arbitrarily. Species DNA is not copied randomly nor arbitrarily. It is copied strictly according to evolution.

      And there is a lot of information written in the family tree pattern that exists in the DNA between species. You can actually trace backwards through the tree and substantially reconstruct the "parent nodes" in the tree. In an evolutionary model this means substantially reconstructing the DNA of a common ancestor. In a "common author" model, this means reconstructing either a real or emulated "common ancestor" that the author DID write in there either by using evolution as his method, or that he wrote in there using some work-method indistinguishable from evolution.

      This tree structure in the DNA across species is a mathematically extractable pattern - you can feed the data into a structure analysis program and it will say "yes there is a tree in the data, and here it is". The structure of real or virtual

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    72. Re:Science by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      Just on the point of the other replies to your question, I too don't believe you're trolling. Anthropology and the history of human evolution interests me precisely because it's full of so many unknowns. The biggest question I have is what selective pressures our ancestors were under to develop large brains and dextrous hands, and subsequently to develop language. Others are interested in different aspects of the human story.

      I would thoroughly recommend you pick up "The Ancestor's Tale" by Richard Dawkins. An excellent story, told in reverse order, of how current evolutionary theory sees mankind having descended from the primordial soup.

      -Nano.

    73. Re:Science by gtall · · Score: 1

      There are two myths in Genesis about the creation of the world and they differ about which days stuff happens. Example: in Genesis 1:25-26, man was created after the animals, but in Genesis 2:18-19 man is first, then the animals. Biblical scholars attribute this to two books being shuffled like a deck of playing cards into one story, but there are clearly two books and their styles differ. So the Torah is inconsistent.

      In the New Testament, read the Gospels in parallel not serially and you'll find they too differ about what happened. In Matthew :20, the angel speaks to Joseph, in Luke 1:28 the angel spoke to Mary. So even the New Testament is inconsistent.

      This is to be expected, men are inconsistent and they wrote it. So you probably now wish to argue that G-d inspired the consistent parts. Well, men decided which books made it into the Bible (new and old) and which didn't. There were many that didn't. So G-d inspired the correct ones to make it and the others were left out.

      G-d gave Man a free will, yet he was also pulling strings behind the scenes to get the 'correct' Bible. So now G-d is inconsistent. Or maybe Man simply cannot see the consistent structure of it all...in which case, G-d isn't giving us the correct instructions. Or is he behind the scenes, in which case our grasp of the transcendental nature of G-d and all is so tenuous no one, including you, has reason to be absolutely sure about your interpretation of the Bible or even if it is fact....short of mere belief.

      One goal of science is to weave a consistent whole out of admittedly confusing information, and as your Bible is inconsistent, we are left to argue about science and not your Bible.

      Also, not all theory is gray. Let's take Group Theory for instance. It is abstract but it is not gray. Neither is gravitation. Presumably you wish to argue that evolution is gray. Which part? The theory is fairly precise, it gets altered occasionally (punctuated equilibrium) but it's direction has not appreciably changed since Darwin. We can even see it working on island habitats. To discount evolution you would have to replace it with something equally convincing. Attempting to replace it with G-d would mean that G-d is one sneaky Guy, burying those dino bones, rigging the age tests to record billions of years rather than a few odd thousands. Rigging the change in animals over time to look like evolution. So, what you'd be saying is that G-d is lying to us.

    74. Re:Science by gtall · · Score: 1

      "...that humans and monkeys/apes come from some common ancestor...

      is a belief in the same way that the origin of humans from Adam and Eve is a belief."

      No, it isn't. We can track the evolutionary history and observe changes correlated with time. You have book...which is inconsistent, I might add. And no not all theory is gray. You wish to attack science as a web of theories to argue it is gray and somehow your book is clear. But your book is inconsistent, and science thrives on rooting out its inconsistencies. Can you say as much for religion?

    75. Re:Science by gtall · · Score: 1

      "Why do humans have to be in a line of descent from chimps, rather than the Creator simply reusing sequences of already working code." Well, they wouldn't have to, except that it correlates well with our observations whereas you simply appeal to some alternate explanation with no evidence.

    76. Re:Science by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      The motion of molecules is not random - as far as we can determine to date, nothing in the universe is random, everything follows physical rules. So we can either arbitrarily "BELIEVE" (based on nothing but an umpteeth generation lossy copy-of-a-copy of (often demonstrably incorrect) claims of a primitively superstitious and ignorant people) that a conscious entity designed and constructed the universe in such as way as to produce its current state as an end goal, or we can accept the overwhelming and ever-growing evidence gathered over the past couple of hundred years that the non-random nature of the constituent parts of the universe has caused them to self-organise into the structures existing today, and will continue to self-organise into new structures until such times as the universe can no longer sustain itself.

      In the end however, we have to BELIEVE that either randomness or God made the first living things. I find it much easier to have faith in an eternal, intelligent God making life, than to believe it came about by the random motions of molecules in the primordial ooze.

      Your massively premature conclusion is shamelessly rife with glaring Logical Fallacies. You openly admit that you personally want or need to believe that a conscious entity created the universe, and starting from that arbitrary assumption you have come up with extremely flimsy but apparently sufficient self-justification, but beyond that you are blissfully unaware of the gaping holes in your logic. By the number of replies i see from people stating that they've rebutted your logic in the past and you are still trotting out the same arguments, I'm pretty sure that you're happy for it to stay that way.

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    77. Re:Science by afex · · Score: 1

      I find it much easier to have faith

      This sole reason is why religion is still around - you couldn't have said it better : )

    78. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your monkey is correct, sir.

    79. Re:Science by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Humans have diferentiated from that branch point, and so have chimps. Bonobos, Orangs, Gorillas, and a bunch of other species which are now extinct, have branched at other times. So how does this justify saying that humans are apes?

      So you're saying that gorillas and chimps can't be called apes because they branched long ago?

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    80. Re:Science by Lord+Pillage · · Score: 1

      Actually as any good programmer knows, you wouldn't cut and paste the code. You'd set up inheritence relations via sub classes. Now the best way to think about it is the God originally started off with a creature that was able to sub-class itself based on the variables in its environment. Given enough time, these subclasses would generate more complex structures and thus an entire inheritence tree of relations (much like evolutionary theory dictates). It's a neat idea.

      Disclaimer: I don't believe in any of that stuff (i.e. God and mystical beings), but as long as someone remains rational about it and accepts well studied theory, I can't say they're wrong.

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    81. Re:Science by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      evolution is just the change in allele frequency in a population over time.

      or more detailed:
      mutations happen

      some mutations help, some harm, some don't have any immediate effect

      logically those with mutations that help them survive/reproduce better will - over time - have more offspring causing a statistical shift in allele frequency in that population.

      over (vast) time isolated (physically, socially, whaterver - non-interbreading) populations of what was once the same species may become difference species.

      that's evolution. full stop.

      you are indicating more that you have a problem with the data being dug up [ha ha] from the fossil recording detailing the meandering course of that process over million to billion year timescales.

      What exactly is your problem with the evidence available? can you cite a specific logical problem you have with it?

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    82. Re:Science by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      just a pet peeve here.

      it's spelled GOD

      English letter G, followed by English Letter O, followed by English Letter D

      Short vowel.

      "G-d" is not valid English.

      (yes i know why people type it like that THAT'S RETARDED)

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    83. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turns out chimps have evolved more than humans. As you said, in a different way. http://www.technologyreview.com/biomedicine/18544/

    84. Re:Science by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Hmmm what if "God" *is* just an infinitely recursive loop? Ever think of that?

      Not sure which is more idiotic - the Bible thumpers who believe that God is actually some bearded white guy floating in the clouds OR the atheist morons who believe that all Christians/Religious types think that God is some bearded white guy floating in the clouds.

      There is a very large percentage of Christians who believe that God is unknowable and that those who humanize Him are actually demeaning His existence. So an infinitely recursive loop would be a good fit for God... unknowable as anything other than an abstract concept.

      p.s. see how I used the honorific "Him" and "His" - that means the word is genderless and not necessarily referring to a human like being at all... just a name for something.

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    85. Re:Science by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      At some point people believed the world was a pancake and the guy who dared to object that and said it was ball shaped (sorry, cant remember the word right now), got killed for his "disbelieving"

      Like another commentor said, it was Galleleo, and they just showed him the torture room (would have worked for me). The difference it, Galleleo actually had hard data to back him up. The data say that evolution is true, and if data comes up saying that evolution is bunk another theory will have to be advanced. But so far, no data like that has surfaced.

      The data also we and chimps are descended from a common anscestor. If conflicting data are uncovered, our old knowledge will be adjusted or discarded.

      Sure, the universe may be a simulation, but it's only unfounded conjecture without data.

    86. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMGWTFBBQHXR!!!1!!

      Sincerely,
      G-d

    87. Re:Science by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      In point of fact, recent studies have concluded that chimps have evolved more than humans since the split from the common ancestor. That is, there have been a greater number of distinct evolutionary changes at the genetic level on the chimp line than the human line.

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    88. Re:Science by gtall · · Score: 1

      Well, if you were a good practicing Jew, you would spell it G-d. That would be the English letter G followed by a English symbol - followed by an English letter D. It isn't retarded, it is Jewish. Last I checked, English had symbols too, you might like to try them sometime.

    89. Re:Science by IICV · · Score: 1

      Vestigial != useless. A vestigial organ is an organ that has lost most of its original function. In animals with a fully developed appendix (though it's not an appendix at that point, it's sort of the main event), the organ serves as something like a fermentation chamber where cellulose and other hard to digest plant matter is broken down by bacteria, producing nutrients for the animal.

      It's still vestigial in humansm, even though evolution seems to have found some use for it - which, incidentally, is not really outweighed by the fact that it might explode and kill you. After all, your gut flora will be repopulated anyway from the food you eat, unless you only eat sterilized food.

      Source: this Pharyngula post, reviewing the paper you're probably referring to.

    90. Re:Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you wouldn't cut and paste the code.

      I see you have never worked with Synon programmers before

      Actually as any good programmer knows

      Oh, nevermind, you qualified your statement

    91. Re:Science by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you just described almost every programmer I know :)

    92. Re:Science by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      Exactly and as such I am not sure what God is, and your take on evolution is right on track with my line of thinking. It is hard for the scientific community to accept that the evolution and even extinction that they see has purpose and was planned from the beginning. I said God was an alien in another post in the broadest of sense, meaning not of this earth...could be just some kinda intelligent plasma being or force, a being from another dimension...nobody really knows except God himself. I suppose we could all ask him...but if he bothered to give us an answer, would we be capable of understanding...I believe this is why God replying "I AM" is about as much as we are capable of understanding.

    93. Re:Science by arminw · · Score: 0, Troll

      ....God never patches an error....

      That is because the whole program, that is all of creation is now corrupted.
      If you would as I do, believe that the Bible is God's word and what he tells us in it is absolutely true you would have your answer. He tells us that we are both the object of the cosmic battle between good and evil and the battleground. We read that there is a malevolent being that is opposed to God and all of his creation including us humans. This evil entity, commonly known as Satan, convinced the first humans to believe him rather than God. Men fell away from God and with him all of Creation.
      We are now so used to death and entropy, that we call it normal, but from the beginning it was not so. We read that when God created, he called it very good, which sadly is no longer the case. God promised right at the beginning, after man disbelieved, that he was working to fix things up again by making everything new and he still is doing exactly that. In software terms, the perfect error-free program was corrupted and will be rewritten from scratch

      God is in absolute control of human affairs and is still working out his perfect plan right now. If you want to know how it will all turn out, read the last two chapters in the Bible.

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    94. Re:Science by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Don't know about that. Humans have a rather special brain, obviously more evolved, and at least more functional that apes. IMHO it is the most important thing that distinguishes us.

    95. Re:Science by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      I did not descend from my cousin

      Unless you are from Alabama... ;-)

    96. Re:Science by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      Well, humans come from apes. You can't win, Anakin, I've got the high ground.

      Not according to the scientists that worked on Ardi.

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    97. Re:Science by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...everything follows physical rules...

      Which then raises the question of where did those rules come from? In human experience, without exception, laws and rules always come from the human mind. From what mind then do the laws and rules of nature come from?

      (....them to self-organise into the structures....)

      I'll believe that on the day a pile of junk of nonliving material self organizes. If a working automobile ever comes out of a junkyard, all on its own, without human help, then I would believe that nonliving matter can self organize into complex structures.

      (...rife with glaring Logical [wikipedia.org] Fallacies ..)

      There are only two choices in ascribing origins. One is that everything came into being by God specifically creating it and the other choice is an explanation that leaves God out of the picture. You have chosen to believe in the latter and I have chosen to believe in the former. Neither your belief nor my belief or anybody's belief for that matter can be proven.

      I have never seen random atoms become anything complex by any means other than planning and thought by an intelligent human being. In nature everything left to itself decays and loses structure, if there is no information input. In human systems, information always comes from a mind without exception. It is natural and extremely logical to extend this into the realm of living creatures. All living things contain codes which represent information. This information came from a mind, the mind of God.
      When you de-clutter your room you have to input two things: first, information on where to put the stuff, and then secondly apply energy to actually do it according to the information. In the same way, living things need two things, one of them is information such as the supplied in the DNA code and the other is the needed energy to actually carry out the instructions of the code. Undirected energy alone cannot make or sustain life nor clean up your room.

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    98. Re:Science by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....We can track the evolutionary history...

      Of airplanes, automobiles and computers, but nobody suggests that these objects are descended one from another. Such man-made objects as these contain much information that came from human minds. Living things contain orders of magnitude more information than even the most complex man-made thing. The question is not really what descended from which, but where did the increasingly greater amount of information inherent in increasingly complex lifeforms arise.

      All theory IS gray, by the mere fact that all theory is from humans and is subject to human interpretation. Also, theories change all the time. At one time, the scientific theory commonly accepted was that the earth is flat and at the center of the universe. Anybody who argued differently was ostracized. At one time, all doctors believed that disease was caused by bad air and bad humors. At one time, the commonly accepted theory for the existence of all things was that there is a Creator who made all. Now the theory is that it all sort of happened by natural means without any intelligent input or planning.

      Science and the theories of man change all the time, but the Bible has endured for thousands of years and its truths are still relevant today. It accurately predicted events in the future that are now history. In spite of everything that people have done to belittle it and to claim it is false, it has been, by a wide margin, and still is the most likely distributed book on the planet. It was the first book ever printed and is available in more languages and dialects by far, than any other book.

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    99. Re:Science by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....except that it correlates well with our observations....

      Actually, it only correlates with our interpretations of the observations, not the observations themselves. We can only observe how life works today, not how it worked thousands or millions of years ago. We assume, that is believe how things might have been a long time ago, but nobody can go back and actually observe what took place. All books which look at science from the evolutionary viewpoint, always use words of uncertainty, such as could have, might be, it is thought that and other such constructs.

      In the Bible read over and over: The LORD said....
      The question in this case becomes, as it had been in the Garden of Eden: "Did God really say....?" It now comes down to simply this: do I believe him or not? When someone says to you I don't believe you, are they not calling you a liar? I would hesitate to call the Almighty God a liar if I were you.

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    100. Re:Science by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....Also, not all theory is gray.....

      All theory, especially scientific theory is gray, because it changes all the time. Theories of a century ago or even of last week change.

      (...Presumably you wish to argue that evolution is gray...)
      It is not only gray, but also full of holes. For thousands of years, up until Darwin came along, scientific consensus was that the God theory of creation was the proper one. Now in the last couple of milliseconds of history, a new theory, the theory of evolution where God has been excluded has come about.

      (...Neither is gravitation...)
      It's really funny that you should mention gravity, because that is the one force of nature we know the least about and it is also the weakest, being 36 orders of magnitude weaker than the electric force. There are more questions about gravity and unknowns, than any of the other forces that operate in the universe.

      (...We can even see it working on island habitats...)
      Not so, but all we see is the amazing adaptability of living things to changing conditions. All Darwin actually observed was that the beaks of birds changed according to what seats were available. He and others extended that observation to theorize that birds could evolve into other animals that were no longer birds but something else. Evolution is not an observation of facts, but their interpretation extrapolated into the past.

      (....record billions of years rather than a few odd thousands....)
      You apparently are ignorant that there are two ways to measure time. One is called atomic time, because it depends on the atom and the other is orbital time, because it depends on the orbit of the earth and the planets. Scientists assume, that is believe on faith, that these two timescales have always been identical. There is increasing evidence that the atomic time scale differed greatly from the orbital timescale in the past. All extrapolations from the present to the past are based on certain assumptions, that is beliefs, that nobody can check out because we have not yet invented time travel.

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    101. Re:Science by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      There are only two choices in ascribing origins. One is that everything came into being by God specifically creating it and the other choice is an explanation that leaves God out of the picture. You have chosen to believe in the latter and I have chosen to believe in the former.

      Aside from the fact that your choice 2 is actually a category which includes many explanations, I think there are more than two choices. For instance, choice 3: a god other than the one you believe in created the universe. Choice 4: there are multiple gods (like Egyption, Greek or Hindu gods) who collaborated in the universe's creation. Choice 5: the universe is god (see pantheism.) Etc.

      Neither your belief nor my belief or anybody's belief for that matter can be proven.

      And yet again, the distinction is that your belief can't ever be disproven because it's based on religious faith, whereas scientific theories have to be testable by definition.

      Honestly, I wouldn't care if you just said "I have faith in these religious beliefs, and I realize that they're inconsistent with science." The freedom of (or from) religion is important to me. As long as you don't misrepresent your religion as science I don't care what you believe, just like I don't care that Tom Cruise believes Xenu committed mass murder 75 million years ago using spaceships that look like DC-8s.

      My problem is that you seem to be implying that your superstition is equivalent to a well-established scientific theory. Furthermore, you say things like "we know that today no fossils form" which are only evidence of a flaw in your country's school system.

      In nature everything left to itself decays and loses structure, if there is no information input. In human systems, information always comes from a mind without exception. It is natural and extremely logical to extend this into the realm of living creatures. All living things contain codes which represent information. This information came from a mind, the mind of God.

      Again, you keep making bizarre claims about information theory without showing how these claims are consistent with Shannon's definition of information, or offering a replacement equation.

    102. Re:Science by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      All theory, especially scientific theory is gray, because it changes all the time. Theories of a century ago or even of last week change. ... All theory IS gray, by the mere fact that all theory is from humans and is subject to human interpretation. Also, theories change all the time. At one time, the scientific theory commonly accepted was that the earth is flat and at the center of the universe. Anybody who argued differently was ostracized. At one time, all doctors believed that disease was caused by bad air and bad humors. At one time, the commonly accepted theory for the existence of all things was that there is a Creator who made all. Now the theory is that it all sort of happened by natural means without any intelligent input or planning.

      What a breathtaking oversimplification, even for a creationist:... It's a question of degrees of scepticism, based on faith/doubt in the reliability of various kinds of evidence, the relatedness of evidence to theory, the possibility of alternate explanation, the theory-ladenness of evidence and relative trust in those theories, and so on. Surely some of this stuff rings a bell? I can't treat all theories with equal trust or equal scepticism because the claims of the theories are different, the quality of supporting evidence is different, and the quantity of supporting evidence is different. ... Each theory must be considered on its own merits ...

      It is not only gray, but also full of holes. For thousands of years, up until Darwin came along, scientific consensus was that the God theory of creation was the proper one. Now in the last couple of milliseconds of history, a new theory, the theory of evolution where God has been excluded has come about.

      Prior to the discovery of evolution, there simply wasn't a decent scientific explanation for the origin of species. It's not that creationism used to be scientific before Darwin; it's that creationism wasn't-- and couldn't-- ever be scientific. Note that I'm not saying creationism is wrong! Quite the opposite! It's just not a scientific theory because it isn't falsifiable.

      It's really funny that you should mention gravity, because that is the one force of nature we know the least about and it is also the weakest, being 36 orders of magnitude weaker than the electric force. There are more questions about gravity and unknowns, than any of the other forces that operate in the universe.

      Yes, I've briefly described gravity's complexities. But the point is that scientific experiments have repeatedly detected nearly imperceptible flaws in gravitational theory, and subsequently developed more accurate theories. These more accurate theories have to agree with the simpler Newtonian theory when dealing with weak gravitation fields, though.

      Also, we know that gravity is much weaker than electricity through the same scientific experiments which demonstrate that positive and negative electric charges attract and cancel. But gravity only comes in positive quantities, so it never cancels. As a result, the universe's large scale structure is dominated by gravitational interactions. Galaxies form because of gravity, and random collisions between objects form the flat disk shape. Stars collapse because of gravity until they become hot enough to fuse hydrogen, then remain stabilized by gravity until it ultimately ends when nuclear fuel runs out, etc.

      (....record billions of years rather than a few odd thousands....) You apparently are ignorant that there are two ways to measure time. One is called atomic time, because it depends on the atom an

    103. Re:Science by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...it's that creationism wasn't-- and couldn't-- ever be scientific....

      That is because you have DEFINED creation by God as unscientific. By definition, any explanation of origins that leaves God out is scientific. The forces of nature operate the same, can be studied the same, whether God is involved or not. The mathematical equations describing them do not change in the slightest, whether acknowledging God is included or not.

      (...It's just not a scientific theory because it isn't falsifiable...)
      All that Darwin ever OBSERVED was the adaptation within a species. He and others have extended this to interspecies evolution, even though it is false and has never been observed. The facts are just the opposite. Thousands of experiments, for example, with fruit flies or even bacteria such as E. coli have shown that there is no crossing over to the creation of a new KIND of living organism. No matter what was done to fruit flies, they always remain fruit flies and the same can be said for E. coli. Bacteria can be given new abilities, such as for an example digest oil or cellulose, but they are still fundamentally the same organism they always were. Even through millions of generations, E. coli have remained forever E. coli, never becoming a coccus or spirochete, fundamentally different organisms.
      Evolutionists claim that this happened naturally over millions of years, but when they desperately try to duplicate nature, they have always without a single exception failed to evolve another organism. Therefore, with the exception of natural adaptation of living things, evolution is not only falsifiable, it is false, it cannot be demonstrated in the laboratory today. Last time I looked, science was about experiments in the laboratory and observations, not about models in the mind or computers and scientists. Mathematics in many disciplines has become the master rather than the servant of science.

      (...But gravity only comes in positive quantities, so it never cancels...)
      It is still a deep mystery exactly what it is about matter that gives rise to gravity. They hope to shed more light on this with experiments at CERN in Switzerland. If you were placed in a sealed cabin in space accelerating at 32 ft./s per second, there is no possible experiment you could do, to determine whether that same cabin was not simply resting on the surface of the earth.

      (...stabilized by gravity until it ultimately ends when nuclear fuel runs out, etc....)
      Humanity has wondered for a long time, what fuels the sun. It was realized early on that it could not be simply a big campfire in the sky. Then man discovered nuclear energy, and that is now ascribed to be the energy that supposedly powers the sun. However there several problems with that. Firstly, the observed temperature inversion between the surface of the sun and its corona, violates the well-known second law of thermodynamics. There are some theories that try to explain this in terms of the nuclear fire at the center of the sun model, but these theories have no observations behind them.
      Secondly, according to what we know about nuclear fusion and its attendant neutrino production, not nearly enough solar neutrinos arrive at Earth, if nuclear fusion as we know it takes place in the sun. Theories about oscillating, undetectable neutrinos have been put forth, but they don't solve the problem of the missing neutrinos.
      Thirdly, if the sun were truly almost 5 billion years old, it should have burnt up enough of its mass by now, to allow the orbit of the Earth to be further away from the sun, much too cold for life.
      There are also other observations of the Sun that put the theory of nuclear fusion occurring in the core of the sun in doubt. The truth is, that there is quite a bit of evidence, that the sun is powered by some mechanism other than nuclear fusion. The bottom line is that the currently accepted theory of nuclear fusion in the sun has some serious observational deficiencies.

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    104. Re:Science by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      Aside from an irrelevant description of the equivalence principle, you're just continuing to repeat arguments that I've debunked in detail in the links I've given you. This is boring. Have a nice day.

    105. Re:Science by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...choice 3: a god other than the one you believe in created the universe...
      That of course gets us into the debate that has raged in humanity and still does over which religion, if any of them, is "right". I could go into why I believe in the Judeo-Christian God, as chronicled in the Bible. However this is not the proper forum for that.

      (...whereas scientific theories have to be testable by definition....)
      There's not a single mathematical equation, describing anything in nature, that works differently, whether you acknowledge God or not. I have no quarrel with actual scientific observation and experiment, but the atheistic interpretations thereof.

      (....don't misrepresent your religion as science....)
      Again, it is only the interpretations, not the scientific experiments or observations that are at issue. Evolutionists interpret the observations in nature by specifically excluding God, whereas the creation model acknowledges him. The Bible encourages men to study God's great handiwork and honor him in worship.

      (....we know that today no fossils form...)
      So can you tell me where fossils are being made today and how they are being made?

      (...consistent with Shannon's definition of information,...)
      His definition is incomplete, because it does not address the issue of the source of information. Information only comes from a mind, not from matter or energy. A 737 airliner contains lots of information, all originating in the minds of engineers. A single living cell contains orders of magnitude more information than a jetliner. Whose mind does that information come from?

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    106. Re:Science by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      At first I found this repetition confusing, then it was annoying.

      But I'm getting serious Memento vibes. So I hope you recover your long-term memory soon. Until then, I'm afraid I can't help you.

    107. Re:Science by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'Humans have a rather special brain, obviously more evolved,'

      From a human perspective. Chimps on the other hand probably would feel that the way in which their brains have developed is superior. Human brains work better in some respects but chimp brains are vastly superior in others such as short term memory.

    108. Re:Science by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Huh? They would feel that way if they could think that way. Kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it? There are probably quite a few animals that have superior brain functionality in some respects.

    109. Re:Science by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?"

      You only thing speaking and advanced tool usage are spectacular because you like to admire yourself in the mirror. From an evolutionary standpoint they haven't proven to be needed skills. In fact, every species that is not extinct is successfully evolved to date and very few of them have these things you seem to think superior.

      It could be argued that the areas in which our brains have developed are directly responsible for the way in which we exploit natural resources. Actually its pretty much a given that humans will eventually consume all their resources or upset natural processes and destroy themselves given enough time. I certainly couldn't say the same of chimps.

      Besides, I don't know about you. But I wouldn't want to test my strength, agility, and intellect against that of a pissed off adult chimp. An adult chimp can toss a grown man around like a rag doll. Those diaper wearing things you see on movies are just babies.

  4. The photo of the Ardipithecus by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, I saw her walking down Ash street the other night. I didn't know they had crack 4.4 million years ago!

    1. Re:The photo of the Ardipithecus by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      That was around the time they first figured out how to make smoke and crack rocks.

    2. Re:The photo of the Ardipithecus by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Some people have no sense of humor. Troll? I guess the moderator must be a crack smoker, otherwise how would that offend him?

    3. Re:The photo of the Ardipithecus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not to be confused to the 1980's when they first figured out how to make rocks, and smoke crack.

    4. Re:The photo of the Ardipithecus by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Made me LOL - and type "LOL"... that's not easy to do. Congrats.

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  5. Would have been funnier if... by cosm · · Score: 0

    "I wasn't actually aware that " Dr. Tim White of UC Berkeley had been 'sh*ting' on A. ramidus but apparently he has (I remember the original furry of interest back in the '90s when it was announced)".

    Damn 4chan and it's mental perversion!

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  6. most surprising conclusion from this by phantomfive · · Score: 0

    The most surprising conclusion that can be drawn from this (so far, who knows what we'll find out tomorrow when that passel comes out?) is that apes are not like an 'inferior' human species, rather they specialized in one direction, and we specialized in another direction. We became more social, whereas chimpanzees grew longer fingers and became capable of swinging through trees. Of course there is no reason to believe that this fossil is a direct ancestor of humans either, it is as likely as not a cousin.

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    1. Re:most surprising conclusion from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      That apes are not an inferior species but instead specialized in one direction and humans in another has been well understood by biologists since at least the 70's...the 1870's.

    2. Re:most surprising conclusion from this by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where you get the idea we're more social. Both members of genus Pan are highly socialized (pygmy chimps are probably more socialized than humans are).

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    3. Re:most surprising conclusion from this by Again · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not sure where you get the idea we're more social. Both members of genus Pan are highly socialized (pygmy chimps are probably more socialized than humans are).

      Umm... Do they have Facebook? I thought not. So obviously they are even less social than me.

    4. Re:most surprising conclusion from this by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      That apes are not an inferior species but instead specialized in one direction and humans in another has been well understood by biologists since at least the 70's...the 1870's.

      Oh yeah? Well if apes aren't inferior, then why do we have writing and houses and cars and microprocessors and big office buildings with cubicle farms where we go to work every day and mortgages to pay off, while they just sit around lounging in the sun taking naps and eating fruit?

      Wait...

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    5. Re:most surprising conclusion from this by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm not sure where you get the idea we're more social. Both members of genus Pan are highly socialized (pygmy chimps are probably more socialized than humans are).

      Umm... Do they have Facebook? I thought not. So obviously they are even less social than me.

      Perhaps, but Bonobos (pygmy chimps) clearly get laid more than you do.

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    6. Re:most surprising conclusion from this by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      When is the last time you had sex? The average bonobo chimp gets laid every hour and a half. I'm willing to bet you'd not bother with facebook if you were getting enough action to chafe daily.

    7. Re:most surprising conclusion from this by Petrushka · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh yeah? Well if apes aren't inferior, then why do we have writing and houses and cars and microprocessors and big office buildings with cubicle farms where we go to work every day and mortgages to pay off, while they just sit around lounging in the sun taking naps and eating fruit?

      You forgot digital watches. It's all about the digital watches.

      (I don't have a digital watch. *sigh* My life is incomplete.)

    8. Re:most surprising conclusion from this by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and they have free healthcare, those commie bastards.

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  7. It bothers me by jd · · Score: 0

    ...when I see a fossil that appears to be disproportionate. It's too easy to forget that there are many fossil forgers out there and Piltdown Man was not the last hoax that fooled otherwise reputable scholars.

    It may also be genuine but of an individual who suffered from some sort of condition, as was suspected for Homo Florensis.

    Unless the fossil has been X-Rayed or otherwise tested to confirm it is authentic, AND until a second specimen has been found, I'll remain unconvinced that this is anything new.

    (The long delay in publishing is another concern, as I would not expect that unless there was some questionmark over the reliability of the find.)

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    1. Re:It bothers me by WiredNut · · Score: 0, Informative

      Reports indicate that there are many bones from other specimens.... http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/01/AR2009100103432.html

    2. Re:It bothers me by mrisaacs · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you had read the article - you would know that there were pieces of a large number of individuals found.

      You can assume carbon testing was done, it's routine.

      There's also the issue of associated plant and animal material in the fossil layer - which tends to give credence to the find.

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    3. Re:It bothers me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      From the article: "...describe the analysis of more than 110 Ardipithecus specimens from a minimum of 36 different individuals, including Ardi." And yes, the specimens were scanned with a CT scanner so that they could digitally reconstruct the skull.

    4. Re:It bothers me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, for heaven's sake.

      A) Ardipithecus ramidus was already described from earlier, more fragmentary specimens in the 1990s. This IS a second and better specimen ... and then there are parts of several other individuals known from the same site. How many is enough? If they did suffer from "some sort of condition", it must have been rather widespread. Or maybe the "condition" they were suffering from was that they were a few million years older than humans of today.

      B) X-rayed? The thing was tomographically X-rayed and it's anatomy figured out in excruciating 3-dimensional detail.

      C) the "long delay" in publishing is not a concern. It takes rather a while to put together this kind of detail from dozens of different authors, not to mention the excavation of the site and the preparation of the specimen first. It's a whole special issue of Science. That would take a couple of years at least, assuming you had the actual research already finished.

      I'm sure you can find some better reasons to be skeptical than what you list.

    5. Re:It bothers me by Nadaka · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The long delay can be attributed to the scientist actually doing his job. Catalog, research verify, then publish. Its the difference between reactionary pseudo science and actual work that produces results.

    6. Re:It bothers me by conureman · · Score: 1

      Without ends on the femur it's pretty hard to be sure about the height. There's a lot of art to this science and that still leaves most conclusions still debatable. Not that I would disagree, I'm just sayin'. Maybe that's why it took so long to publish.

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    7. Re:It bothers me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Minor quibble: C-14 is good for dating materials up to 60,000 years old (half life is ~5730 years) so they might have used potassium-argon dating which is good for materials over 100,000 years old.

    8. Re:It bothers me by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Without ends on the femur it's pretty hard to be sure about the height.

      That's what God invented comparative anatomy and comparative developmental biology for. While you're never going to know exact average heights for any extinct species, you can do some reasonably good guessing by looking at other similar and related animals for which you do know something about to get at least a reasonable number.

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    9. Re:It bothers me by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure you can find some better reasons to be skeptical than what you list.

      Yes, but perhaps his real reasons for being skeptical will earn him a vicious mocking from others, and he wishes to spread fear, uncertainty and doubt without stating what his real issues are?

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    10. Re:It bothers me by conureman · · Score: 1

      Compared to which species? The only picture I saw was in the Times article. They mention bones from other specimens but did any of them have intact fibulas AND femurs? Probably not. Considering all these bones have been through, that is a fabulous set that they have there. I was dissenting with GP about the conclusions that the QUALIFIED EXPERTS have arrived at, and agreeing with you. I'm just saying that these are subjective conclusions, subject to differing interpretations. I imagine Dr. White would concur.

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    11. Re:It bothers me by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Compared to modern apes, that's what species. It isn't perfect (sometimes we can fooled by much greater sexual dimorphism than modern humans exhibit), but generally speaking, it's likely that this animal wouldn't have been terribly different than modern apes (including us).

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    12. Re:It bothers me by conureman · · Score: 1

      I was dissenting with GP about the conclusions that the QUALIFIED EXPERTS have arrived at, and agreeing with you. Why are you picking on me? (Waaah!). Four and a half million years ago, there were no Homos, and IANA paloentologist, but I don't think that there were any modern apes either. Species are differentiated by their proportions, among other things, so at least you and I have found one thing to differ on here. All the various flavors of -pithecus have been subject to speculation and debate for many decades, by people far more qualified than me, so I reckon I will leave it up to you to have the last word here. Have at it.

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    13. Re:It bothers me by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Cease fire cease fire! Friendly fire incident! (chuckle)

      jd (1658) probably should have been more careful and clear about his post, but I'm pretty sure he's no denialist. In some alternate universe where we never suffered the anti-evolution-crackpottery problem, somebody expressing a desire to see the peer review on an initial scientific report would be considered pro-science prudence. That is doubly true considering the frankly lousy and fragmentary quality of the reconstructed skeleton in the NYT photo. We've already got far better proof of evolution than this. We don't need to over hype every new report, and we seriously don't need the black-eye when some small percentage of initial reports are revised or retracted on peer review.

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    14. Re:It bothers me by spun · · Score: 1

      Oops, my bad. I'm pretty sure you are right that jd is no denialist. I wasn't even looking at who posted.

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    15. Re:It bothers me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is correct, with the subtle difference that it is 40Ar/39Ar, a modification of K/Ar. It works by converting some of the K to Ar in a reactor to make both parent and daughter isotopes easy to measure in the same mass spectrometer (the parent K gets converted to 39Ar, the 40Ar is the daughter of the regular decay process, and then you can set up your mass spectrometer to measure Ar isotopes only). At the same time it is easier to detect problems with the samples relating to atmospheric Ar or other contamination, which is especially important for samples this geologically young (not much radiogenic Ar has accumulated in samples this young). One of the huge bonuses of working in the East African Rift are the many volcanic ash layers and lava flows that are interbedded with the fossil-bearing sediments. This means radiometric dating can constrain the numerical age of the fossils with high precision.

      The other technique used is paleomagnetism, but this is useful mainly for correlating from site to site rather than directly dating samples.

  8. Next: Ardipithecus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  9. Hypotheticals to muse upon by Empiric · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If a genetically-modified human were cloned today, would that clone be outside common ancestry?

    Would it be designed?

    Do we know this hasn't happened in the distant past?

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    1. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by RelliK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If a genetically-modified human were cloned today, would that clone be outside common ancestry?

      nope.

      Would it be designed?

      not any more than a naturally occurring sequence of mutations

      Do we know this hasn't happened in the distant past?

      The burden of proof is on you to show that it did.

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    2. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Empiric · · Score: 1

      nope.

      Interesting. I thought words meant what they mean, like "ancestry" denoting biological descent.

      not any more than a naturally occurring sequence of mutations

      Well, self-evidently false. See the part about "words meaning what they mean".

      The burden of proof is on you to show that it did.

      I was hoping to hear an answer on more of a philosophy or philosophy of science level, rather than on Judge Judy fan level.

      But thanks!

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    3. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      What if there's no such thing as gravity, and we're all just held down by the FSM's noodly appendage?
      What if the world were created last Thursday, complete with us and all our memories?
      What if the entire universe is just a figment of my (deranged) imagination?

      See, hypotheticals are fun!

      In all seriousness though, assuming that someone/something reached down and tweaked our DNA, then left the solar system leaving no other evidence behind takes a pretty big leap. Especially when we have no reason to think that such a tweaking is necissary to explain our evolution.

    4. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Empiric · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, for one, the Cambrian Explosion would be such a "reason to think". But, given you apparently have the attribute of personal omniscience, and know not merely that this is "no reason to think" so, but personally contain all knowledge of all humans and can review that knowledge to verify a complete absence of any plausible "reason", I should probably find someone less... supernaturally epistemologically-challenged to debate.

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    5. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      There is a fairly significant gap in the fossil record. Absent an explanation for this gap, an external party modifying our ancestors to create us is not unreasonable. There is no evidence for your sequence of events either, and it seems rather odd to me that we could've had a significant population of ancestors that failed to leave a fossil record.

    6. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      If a genetically-modified human were cloned today, would that clone be outside common ancestry?

      No, because it would still be human. Many species of prokaryotes swap genes all the times, sometimes with other Prokaryotes of much different lineages. Even in eukaryotes, horizontal gene transfer can happen (very often due to retroviral infections, which can in fact act as a gateway for genes from different groups to get transplanted).

      Would it be designed?

      In your example, yes.

      Do we know this hasn't happened in the distant past?

      No we don't, but there's no evidence for it, so there's no particular reason to think that it happened.

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    7. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Empiric · · Score: 1

      No, because it would still be human. Many species of prokaryotes swap genes all the times, sometimes with other Prokaryotes of much different lineages. Even in eukaryotes, horizontal gene transfer can happen (very often due to retroviral infections, which can in fact act as a gateway for genes from different groups to get transplanted).

      Given this, care to venture to offer a precise working definition of "common ancestry"? If it does not mean "reproductive descent" (which, technically, I agree with), and rather means something akin to "however it happened, by whatever means, it's common descent" then the term seems tautological, and rather meaningless.

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    8. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ok, if you insist I not be flippant about the subject, so be it.

      What creationists don't understand is that science isn't about killing religion, science couldn't care less what the religious implications of its discoveries are. Science is about the quest for knowledge, and knowing that humanity didn't evolve naturally would be the most important piece of knowledge ever discovered. In short, if evidence existed that contradicted our current scientific beliefs, it is in every scientists interests to bring that evidence to the table; the risk might be large but the payoff is enormous.

      Unfortunately, the claim of an intelligent creator is difficult bordering on impossible to prove scientifically; it makes no predictions that can be tested, it happened so far in the past that there no remaining evidence to support it, and, unlike evolution, it is not an ongoing phenomonon.

    9. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Clones are hardly unknown in the biological world. Many species of prokaryotes are clones (that is, the daughter organism is nearly identical to the mother, and there is no recombination involved).

      I know what you and the parent are trying to say, that if we insert or modify the genetic makeup of some cloned individual, that somehow it is "parentless" and thus beyond common descent. But that's not the case, not unless you made an individual up many different genetic sources. Still, if this is a modified clone, it ultimately had genetic parents. If I got a genetic therapy for some hereditary condition, would that mean I ceased to have genetic parents, that common descent no longer applied?

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    10. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was hoping to hear an answer on more of a philosophy or philosophy of science level, rather than on Judge Judy fan level.

      No, you were hoping to hear something compatible with whatever drivel you heard in church last Wednesday night. That's called cognitive dissonance.

    11. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...it seems rather odd to me that we could've had a significant population of ancestors that failed to leave a fossil record.

      That isn't at difficult to explain. The problem lies in the assumption that evolution is continuous, steady change over time and that fossilization events are spread evenly throughout history. In reality, neither of those is true. Sudden changes in environment the rate of evolution to increase as ecological niches are created and destroyed. Likewise, fossilization events are rare and not spaced evenly throughout history. All it requires to create a seamingly large gap in the fossil record is for there to be a dearth of fossilization events while at the same time a sudden change in environment.

    12. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Empiric · · Score: 1

      You saw me in church last Wednesday? Must have been some biologically-enhanced clone.

      Glad to hear so many Slashdotters nowadays have personal omniscience, though. Arguments depending on that implicit premise are so amusing!

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    13. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Hmm... well, I'm not interested in a false dichotomy of "evolution" versus "religion", actually. "Evolution occurs" is clearly the case, I'm just not interested in the scientifically-invalid non-sequitur inference of "only evolution occurs".

      Whatever my views (which, yes, I know you have to assert in the absence of any actual knowledge of what they are, to start your false-dichotomy argument), my question is interesting to me from a scientific standpoint apart from any religious question.

      What precisely does "common ancestry" mean? If we continue with genetic engineering to extent N, at some point would common ancestry no longer be true? When would we know that that fundamental change had occurred?

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    14. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by hazem · · Score: 3, Interesting

      and it seems rather odd to me that we could've had a significant population of ancestors that failed to leave a fossil record.

      It's not really so odd. First, however, is the assumption that there is a significant population who didn't leave fossils. It's probably more likely that there are fossils and they just haven't been found. The Earth is big and only a small percentage of it has been searched for fossils.

      Then you have to consider that not all geologic structures and death conditions are conducive to fossil formation. Go out into a wild area today and count the number of animals you find. Then count the number of somewhat intact carcasses you find. You won't find many. So of the critters out there alive today, only a tiny percentage of them will end up as fossils in another few million years. On top of that, if the places humans like to live today were in similar conditions (near large sources of water, for example), there's a good chance that we've built over any fossils many times over.

      I suspect that if you made a Drake-Equation like formula for predicting finding fossils of any particular type that even if many fossils might exist, very few of them would be found. Consider that of the millions of A. afarensis that probably existed, we have only found a handful of their fossils.

      So sure, there is a gap, but there's a pretty reasonable explanation for that gap. Until we have exhausted such possibilities, and without startling evidence to the contrary, we can't seriously claim that the gap in the fossil record is caused by divine or extra-terrestrial intervention.

    15. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no it's from teh jebus

    16. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Empiric · · Score: 1

      But that's not the case, not unless you made an individual up many different genetic sources.

      And if I did? :)

      Technologically, eventually, it's going to happen. Eventually, we'll synthesize the whole DNA custom to our desires. Will "common ancestry" then no longer be true? If not, what event will cause it to no longer be true, and how will we know?

      Not to harp too much on this point, but I find this edge-case fascinating. Rather like the question of if you replaced every neuron in your brain with a synthetic equivalent, would you still be you?

      The question may be of rather narrow interest, though, so I think I'll go ponder it myself...

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    17. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Was it extraterrestrial reptiles? I knew it was extraterrestrial reptiles. Those fuckers.

    18. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Informative

      Part of the problem is that you're not really explaining yourself. What do you mean here? Do you mean altering of existing genes (1)? Do you mean creating completely new and novel genes (2)? Do you mean inserting kelp genes into humans (3)?

      In the first example, that's pretty much an artificial form of normal genetic changes. The second example would be pretty unique, but still, the bulk of the new organism would definitely be human (or whatever species). The third example is very rare in more complex organisms, but horizontal gene transfer can occur here as well. Some part of our genome is, in fact, the product of viral infections (endo-retroviral insertions), which means that nature has already given us examples of my third type; genes that come from completely different lineages.

      Now maybe you would have something of a point if we completely constructed an organism from artificial genes, or maybe constructed an organism from an entirely different replication chemistry. In that case, yes, it would be an example of wholly different tree of life. I would argue if its more a spare parts sort of an affair, where they construct a new genome from genes found in existing lineages, while it gets complicated, at its root, it still fits within the tree of life, just at multiple points. But then again, that would apply to any form of horizontal gene transfer. I've listed one pathway; ERVs, prokaryotes like bacteria often move genes back and forth, sometimes between very distantly related lineages.

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    19. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by spun · · Score: 1

      It simply does not matter whether a genetic change was brought about by human manipulation or random chance. A change in the genome is a change in the genome. You are still starting with a genome, right? There's your common ancestor. Was the genome designed? No. Were the changes designed? Yes. Is the resulting organism designed? Surely with our level of technology, not enough to even register.

      I don't mean to be a dick, I'm really trying to be polite, but your questions simply do not merit a philosophical or philosophy of science level of answer. They are too simplistic. Sorry.

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    20. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by operagost · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness though, assuming that someone/something reached down and tweaked our DNA, then left the solar system leaving no other evidence behind takes a pretty big leap.

      It also requires building a really flimsy straw man.

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    21. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      How many genes are you modifying? 8, 10, a 1000, all multiple 10s of thousands? And assuming this modified creature looked like a human, I'd have to assume it's mostly human and has human ancestry.

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    22. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      As someone who actually does possess all knowledge, I would just like to point out that 1) most evolutionary jumps have resulted from astronomical factors, directly or indirectly, and 2) your fly is open.

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    23. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      Explanation for this gap? Do you not understand that not every dead body is fossilized? That not one body in a hundred is fossilized? That not one body in 1,000,000 is fossilized? It's a crap shoot really. Sometimes you get lucky. I'd say that for a random occurrence this latest discovery is extraordinarily lucky and you should be thankful for the light it sheds on your origins. When's the last time you saw a fossil of the intermediary step between wild corn and modern corn? Do you not, therefore, believe in corn on the cob?

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    24. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      What if there's no such thing as gravity, and we're all just held down by the FSM's noodly appendage?

      As the old tshirt used to say, "There is no gravity. Earth sucks." Pretty much explained it all.

      What if the entire universe is just a figment of my (deranged) imagination?

      I'd ask when you intended to share whatever it is you're smoking.

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    25. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Regarding your point 2), just doing my little part for Sexual Selection...

      Hmm... we can agree up-front that Darwinian principle should still apply in 100 years, right...? ...personally?

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    26. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If a genetically-modified human were cloned today, would that clone be outside common ancestry?"

      There are limits to what we know how to do. We've figured out how to do mammalian cloning (with some caveats and high inefficiency; Dolly the sheep for example). We could, if we expended sufficient effort, take chromosomes from different people and probably produce a viable clone from that, but the ancestry could be traced: It wouldn't be mom and pop, but mom(s) and dad(s). We could get a bit more exotic than that, by swapping out say the human citrate synthase gene and replacing it with one from a different species, so the resulting organism's heritage would be mom(s)+dad(s)+other species contributor. Venturing out more into science fiction than actual genetics it might be possible to construct an artificial genome that would produce something that for all intensive purposes is a fully functional and viable human, yet have lower sequence identity to humans than chimps do (~98%) by removing or modifying endogenous retroviral sequences, mucking about with introns, and introduction of alternative codons in protein coding regions or even some swapping of whole genes with closely related species. The more changes the more of a bitch it will be to accomplish but is not totally beyond the realm of what is at least conceivable, if not possible quite just yet. Anyway the resulting artificial human genome could have low sequence identity with any other human genome yet could still be identifiably human as in chromosome 1 has genes x,y,z arranged this way or minimally expressed in a way that is the same spatial and temporal pattern in naturally occurring humans. It wouldn't fit in with common ancestry aside from being able to trace the bits and pieces. So the short of it would be that yes a constructed human genome could violate common ancestry to various degrees. Would it be human, well, people could certainly argue over that, even if the resulting organism could pass as a human unless you had your DNA sequencer handy.

      "Would it be designed?"

      Trivially, yes, in that we have a reason (um, presumably), a method, and a goal, but the more exotic the human-like genome the more we'd turn to random mutation and artificial selection to get our artificial human genome to function. That's what we do now for vastly simpler problems.

      "Do we know this hasn't happened in the distant past?"

      The scenario above for making our more outlandish artificial human genome has us taking a starting point (human genome), modify individual nucleotides to produce neutral or highly conservative mutations, we remove (or add) noncoding elements that also have no or negligible effect, or we swap out human gene X for, say, gorilla gene X (and then test and if necessary modify to make it work). Changes like that are easily detectable by comparing genome sequences, and are comparable to swapping, adding, and subtracting parts from a golf cart, a go cart, and a 57 Chevy to make a vehicle of some sort. However if someone(s) at some time(s) muddled with DNA(s) for some reason(s), there is no evidence that this has occurred. We see no plants with mitochondria that are clearly more related to those from a wolf than those from a rose, no apes with highly modified feather genes used to produce hair, and no bacteria sporting TCA pathways that were clearly dropped in from fish. Instead we see a pattern of nested hierarchy indicative of common descent. The mouse gene for citrate synthase is more closely related to rat citrate synthase than it is to human citrate synthase, those in turn are much more closely related to turkey citrate synthase than one from bacteria. You can do this with any gene you like and you will observe a common pattern of nested hierarchies, which is required for evolution and common descent to be true. The same will go for gene expression patterns, developmental patterns, etc. Can we unambiguously state that no designer fiddled about even though there's no evidence in support of the idea? No, but neither can we unambiguously state we're not brains floating in jars hooked up to an artificial reality. Both ideas are similarly useless to science.

    27. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Knara · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was hoping to hear an answer on more of a philosophy or philosophy of science level, rather than on Judge Judy fan level.

      Your query was on the "how do we know that intangible pink unicorns don't run the universe?" level. Unless there's evidence that would indicate such a thing happened, it's not worth thinking about in a *scientific* way.

      If you wanna think about it while toking up, be my guest.

    28. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Both ideas are similarly useless to science.

      Similarly, I presume, since we haven't been able to unambiguously state whether the Copenhagen Interpretation or the Everett Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics is not true, both ideas are useless to science. Perhaps we should have suppressed them being proposed up-front to ensure no testability method would ever be determined.

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    29. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Empiric · · Score: 1

      And, of course, we have the "invisible pink unicorns" followup, parroting the source of the "burden of proof" criterion of Dawkins, who made it up as an epistemological requirement because he, like, felt like it.

      Nice that the "origins" of the regurgitation are so obvious, and obviously not derived from any actual Philosophy or Philosophy of Science studies or history.

      In point of fact, if design were evident, it would be evidence for invisible pink unicorns insofar as they could implement such a design. Among the arbitrary entities such as that that could be proposed, we'd need another differentiator to determine what was plausible among that set. Yours is disqualified by your own brain, chosen as something you find implausible to discredit something you find more plausible, the fact you consider there to be something more plausible directly demonstrated by your own statement and its obvious intent.

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    30. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      obviously not derived from any actual Philosophy or Philosophy of Science studies or history.

      Do you have any "philosophy of trolling" to quote from?

      'cause you sure do sound like a duck and walk like a duck.

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    31. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

      Are the Copenhagen and Everett interpretations of quantum mechanics supported by evidence? Do the underlying theories explain the evidence and make potentially falsifiable predictions that flow from the conceptual underpinnings of the individual theories? If yes, then either theory, even if one or both are overthrown are contributing positively to science. Now compare that to Intelligent Design (assuming that is likely your position). Behe's "Darwin's Black Box" was published in 1996. Johnson's "Darwin on Trial" was published in 1991. "Of Pandas and People" was first published in 1989 having morphed into "Intelligent Design" from earlier straight up creationist drafts dating to 1983. It is now 2009, almost 2010. Proponents of ID have, as of yet, to come up with any evidence. They have also not said what such evidence would even look like. Actual working scientists like me have done more: we explain what a human or human-like intelligence would do, then state the plain truth that no such evidence has been found. If you don't believe me then check out NCBI which has free public access to all genes sequenced using public moneys, and start searching for that designer(s). ID proponents have failed to come up with falsifiable predictions that are produced from the theoretical framework of ID. That's probably because they have yet, after 26 years to come up with a scientific theory of ID. Despite these four scientifically fatal flaws, ID flourishes. There are dozens of popular books on the subject. There are speaking tours. There are even movies like "Expelled" shown in movie theaters. There are court cases, media blitzes, and conservative politicians must kowtow to it. The Templeton Foundation begs, literally begs to give money to ID researchers...but can't find anyone to fund. In this granting environment, a "good" grant has six times as many applicants as it has successful awardees. For ID proponents, allegedly scientists, to let money go begging insults all of science and everyone working in it. Yet you complain of suppression when nothing could be further from the case.

    32. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      nope.

      Interesting. I thought words meant what they mean, like "ancestry" denoting biological descent.

      not any more than a naturally occurring sequence of mutations

      Well, self-evidently false. See the part about "words meaning what they mean".

      You may be too stupid and or too dishonest to understand what it means: "A group of organisms is said to have common descent if they have a common ancestor."

      If you clone something, even if you muck about its genes, it still has the same ancestors, dumb dumb.

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    33. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common Ancestry means that only L-amino acids are used in proteins that are so complex that supercomputers have figured out only one normal one (the simplest) and We can eat plants and they contain the proteins humans and all other life needs.

      Or to put it another way, There is one source of all life on earth.
       

      Or another, There is only one Source of life on earth.

    34. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Alsee · · Score: 1

      it seems rather odd to me that we could've had a significant population of ancestors that failed to leave a fossil record.

      Forests are about the worst place on earth for fossils. Predators and scavengers voraciously go after any corpse, acidic soils ruthlessly dissolve bones, African forests are not exactly known for widespread volcanoes burying stuff, and we are talking about a species population of what? Maybe a few tens of thousands of individuals?

      If anything it is amazing that we DO have the excellent human-line fossil record that we've got.

      There is a fairly significant gap in the fossil record

      It's very odd the way denialists seem to define gap. Once upon a time we had NO human-line fossils, and it was "the gap". Then we found one intermediate fossil, and then there were TWO gaps. And then we find two and three and four intermediate forms all lining up in sequence, and that just meant there were three gaps then four gaps then five gaps. And then we found however many more I've lost count of how many samples we have in the sequence now, but apparently the MORE evidence there is in the lineup it just means MORE gap to denialists.

      I could dig up my dead grandfather, and denialists would just whine that there's a gap because my father is missing. And I could shoot my father and hand you his skeleton, and the denialists would STILL whine that there's a "gap" between my father and me.

      I'm probably wasting my breath, but in counterpoint to my comment about the virtual zero rate for being able to get fossils of large forest animals, we do have an absolutely perfect absolutely complete absolutely continuous absolutely gap-free fossil record absolutely proving evolution. Tiny sea animals called forams. They live in the oceans by the trillion. Every single day billions and billions of them die. By the billions they die and continuously rain down on the sea floor. Continuously rain down on the deep dark, cold inert sea floor. Where they leave ideal fossils in the slowly accumulating sediment of dust and dirt on the sea floor.

      In the 1970's we developed advanced deep sea drilling technology for oil exploration. Sea floor oil exploration that brought up lots of long seabed drill cores. A supply of sediment cores incidentally loaded with tiny foram fossils by the tens of thousands. An effectively limitless supply of perfectly layered perfectly continuous record of foram fossils spanning about a hundred million years.

      A record continuously tracing diverse species of modern forams back to their common ancestor tens of millions of years ago. A prefect complete record not merely of all transitional species, but a hyper-fine hyper-continuous record of transitional forms ALONG individual speciation events. A record showing not just that evolution happened and exactly how it happened, but recording exactly how entire populations evolve AS it split into two child species, and scientists measuring it at about 150,000 years for a foram species to complete a population split into a pair of child species.

      Biologists closed the case on evolution more than a hundred years ago. It is ludicrous that there are people running a public relations campaign today against it, spreading all sorts of confusion and misinformation to the public.

      It SHOULD be possible to terminate all the arguments and controversy with just two lousy words:

      Feathered
      Dinosaurs.

      Feathered friking dinosaurs. Evolutionists said that birds evolved from dinosaurs, and the denialists said that was false and crazy. And then years later we started finding fossils of feathered friking dinosaurs. We've got an entire PLANET of evidence proving evolution, but just those two words... anyone who can ignore the discovery of feathered dinosaurs without even batting an eye.... that strikes me as a pretty serious case of denial.

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    35. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      I think the problem creationists have is that, an intelligent creator could have developed a process (evolution) whereby man evolved over time from some animal that had a common ancestry with apes.

      Think about that.

      Creationists are trying to use the Christian bible as fact. Since the bible makes no mention of evolution or dinosaurs, essentially believing man came out of thin air, creationists assume that evolution and an intelligent creator are contradictions.

      There's no reason for that.

      Now Dawkins is an atheist and he tries to disprove the need of a god; which I think bugs people more. Though if you think about Free Will, he has a point.

    36. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Absent an explanation for this gap, an external party modifying our ancestors to create us is not unreasonable.

      Absent an explanation for this gap, it all being caused by magic bogies from my nose is not unreasonable?

      Do you do this with other things too? "I have no explanation for where my bike has gone, or who has taken it. It is therefore not unreasonable to consider that it was magiced away by aliens."

      If we don't have an explanation, it means just that: we don't have an explanation. This doesn't mean we can abandon all reason and evidence, and start making up whatever answers we like - there is no reason why your story is more likely to be true than any other.

      Also, your answer has the same problem - there is no explanation for what this "external party" is, or how they came about, or how they created us. If you're okay to accept things that don't explain it, then why not accept simply "It happened through evolution, with no external party"?

    37. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Oh sorry, care to explain what their viewpoint actually is, and how the difference matters? My Creationism 101 is a bit rusty.

    38. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      You remind me of a 14 year old boy trying to sound all deep and wizard talking while standing in the kiddie pool of a subject shouting at the guys surfacing after a deep sea dive.

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    39. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by SlideRuleGuy · · Score: 0

      ...science isn't about killing religion, science couldn't care less what the religious implications of its discoveries are.

      You should tell this to Richard Dawkins.

      Actually science is defined by flawed human beings, carried on by them, and it concludes what they want it to conclude at the time. The way we define "science" sure sounds great in the abstract form, but it is conducted by real people who want to keep their jobs, pay their bills, and go home so they can enjoy life like the rest of us. I know modern science is, as they say, "the best that we have come up with so far," but sometimes it sounds as if science itself is a religion (because lay persons are supposed to trust it blindly), and scientists are its "priests"...

    40. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by gtall · · Score: 1

      ", I'm just not interested in the scientifically-invalid non-sequitur inference of "only evolution occurs"."

      What? It isn't the case of science saying only evolution occurs (nice strawman you have there), it is the case that science is saying only evolution has a significant amount of evidence to back it up. If you are proposing an alternative, then we'll need to see the evidence. If not, then science doesn't give a rat's patootie about what you are saying.

    41. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by sorak · · Score: 1

      There is a fairly significant gap in the fossil record. Absent an explanation for this gap, an external party modifying our ancestors to create us is not unreasonable. There is no evidence for your sequence of events either, and it seems rather odd to me that we could've had a significant population of ancestors that failed to leave a fossil record.

      Others have addressed this, but I think, from a practical standpoint, it would be more fair to ask, for each given time period, how many fossils that resemble modern day humans have been found?

      You find a single human, who resembles a modern human in every way, and who lived in that time, and congrats! You have just proven scientists wrong.

    42. Re:Hypotheticals to muse upon by Knara · · Score: 1

      You have a problem with actual, non-troll logic concepts.

  10. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    We have a link between Conservatives and Homo Sapiens!

    1. Re:Finally! by cosm · · Score: 1, Funny

      Is that you Nanci Pelosi?

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    2. Re:Finally! by megamerican · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Is that you Nanci Pelosi?

      I thought she was the specimen.

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    3. Re:Finally! by megamerican · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Is that you Nanci Pelosi?

      I thought she was the specimen.

      I'm sorry in advance to any Ardipithecus Ramidus I may have offended by associating you with Nancy Pelosi.

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    4. Re:Finally! by operagost · · Score: 1

      Q: Why does Nancy Pelosi wear a scarf?
      A: To keep her vagina warm.

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  11. Re:Creation Theory by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

    Eh, what?

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  12. Re:More importantly.... by xaxa · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...can she run Linux?

    No.

    The OS designed for monkeys is MS Windows.

  13. Sex for food? by mangu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We became more social, whereas chimpanzees grew longer fingers and became capable of swinging through trees

    Another article mentions that " Instead of fighting for access to females, a male Ardipithecus would supply a "targeted female" and her offspring with gathered foods and gain her sexual loyalty in return.
      To keep up his end of the deal, a male needed to have his hands free to carry home the food. Bipedalism may have been a poor way for Ardipithecus to get around, but through its contribution to the "sex for food" contract, it would have been an excellent way to bear more offspring. And in evolution, of course, more offspring is the name of the game"

    1. Re:Sex for food? by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Sex for food? It totally works.

      -l /Yeah, I'm the cook in our family...

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    2. Re:Sex for food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This behavior aspect is conjecture that I am surprised any scientific journal would describe in such definitive terms.

    3. Re:Sex for food? by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      Another article mentions that " Instead of fighting for access to females, a male Ardipithecus would supply a "targeted female" and her offspring with gathered foods and gain her sexual loyalty in return.

      Which is why females today say "Not without dinner and a movie FIRST, you insensitive clod!!"

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    4. Re:Sex for food? by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Hm, okay, so first there was sex for food, and then there was the food for oil program ... so when is there going to be oil for sex?

      Oh right, vaseline.

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  14. Ewww by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1, Troll

    Dr. Tim White of UC Berkeley had been 'sitting' on A. ramidus
    Is this something like Clinton wanting to "date" an Aztec mummy?

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  15. Ardipithecus FAQ by John+Hawks · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have an FAQ up on my blog.

    It gives some of the story behind the news, and delves into the anatomy and implications for hominin origins. I'll be updating it as the day goes on to add more information.

    1. Re:Ardipithecus FAQ by Omomyid · · Score: 1

      John, excellent summary/interpretation in your FAQ - thanks!

    2. Re:Ardipithecus FAQ by John+Hawks · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the mod points everybody!

  16. Re:More importantly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I use Windows! Oh....

  17. Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 5, Informative

    Birthers are a group of clueless, angry white people who firmly believe President Obama was born outside the US. Deathers are a group, nearly identical in membership, that believes President Obama wants to enact 'death panels' that will deny needed health care to seniors. Most birthers are deathers, and vice versa. They also tend to believe that they either need to secede from the union, or stage a military coup, as the country has now become a communist dictatorship. Hope that helps.

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    1. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by gmagill · · Score: 4, Funny

      They are also
      the step-siblings of the Flat-Earthers http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

    2. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not all birthers or deathers are white people.

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    3. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Informative

      >as the country has now become a communist dictatorship

      You pretty well nailed it with your definition. However, you left out the part where we are not only a communist dictatorship, but Obama is also the reincarnation of Hitler.

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    4. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by TheCrayfish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And they're the complementary, inverse set to the group of people who worked so hard and so fervently to prove the George Bush could not possibly have won the 2004 election.

    5. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by onionman · · Score: 1

      Okay, maybe I can't tell if you're just having fun... but the Flat Earth Society is a tongue-in-cheek type of joke. It's like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Of course, maybe I'm just too daft to see your double tongue-in-cheekiness...

    6. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No they're not, Captain Clueless. The two (or three, as it were) have nothing to do with each other. Only the jackass who modded you "insightful" is more clueless.

      All three are absolutely ridiculous assertions that have been debunked six ways from Sunday. Believing that death panels will kill your granny, or that the President of the United States was born in Kenya, are as ludicrous as believing the Earth is flat, or that we never landed on the moon.

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    7. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not all birthers or deathers are white people.

      Please provide some sort of evidence to back up your wild assertion, a photo of a minority at a teabag party or town-hall rally clearly holding a birther/deather poster would do the trick.

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    8. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      And they're the complementary, inverse set to the group of people who worked so hard and so fervently to prove the George Bush could not possibly have won the 2004 election.

      No, in fact there's plenty of sane, normal people who fall into neither of those sets of wackos.

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    9. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither is there any real representation by other ethnicities either. I've watched probably an hour of "tea baggers" parties and seen a total of maybe 6 black people, ONE of which was definitely a protester and the rest were either simply standing around or selling flags to all the "birthers". Given that this debate is anything else than racial, there should be a decent cross-section of black folks present as well as Hispanic, Asian, etc. but instead it's 99.9999% southern white folks. The videos don't lie.

    10. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Joke? How dare you blaspheme the benevolent FSM!

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    11. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by timeOday · · Score: 3, Funny

      The reincarnation of Hitler and the antichrist. (Where does he find the time?)

    12. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Conan had a skit on that. They did find one black guy at a tea party - but he was an on-duty cop. Then they spotted another, but it was an effigy of Obama with a Hitler moustache.

    13. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Sets of wackos? I realize the general population has no clue but are there really slashdotters who actually think that the electronic voting systems weren't rigged at this point?

    14. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      a photo of a minority at a teabag party

      Uh... you might want to be more specific. Cus I'm pretty sure I saw a website devoted entirely to that subject.

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    15. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Anarchduke · · Score: 2, Funny

      I say, thou heathen, that thy lack of belief in the great and mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster will be thy downfall. The great and holy FSM shall descend up thou and thy offspring, yeah onto the seventh generation. And thou shall weep tears of sorrow and wear clothes stained with marinara sauce for thy inequity.

      All praise be, now brethren lets us break the garlic bread of brotherhood and bow our heads in supplication, Amen.

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    16. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Terwin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I seem to have a problem then, as my logical deduction seems to say otherwise:

      As far as I can tell, there is no limitless fund of money that can be pulled upon, and all wells eventually run dry if you take too much from it.
      For example:
      http://www.healthcarefinancenews.com/news/medicare-trust-fund-be-exhausted-2017-report-reveals

      Now, if medicare is going broke in less than a decade, and we put everyone in America on medicaid(or some other government run health care), there will be short-falls.
      Perhaps not today, or next year, but eventually.

      If there are short-falls, then either you ration care, or everyone who seeks care after all the money has been spent will not be able to get any.

      If you have Rationing, then you have some person or group(possibly Congress, but they tend to delegate any sort of hard choices to limit reelection problems) somewhere deciding how the available care should be rationed.

      Currently, non-life-saving care is rationed out to whoever can afford it. If we go to a 'Single Payer' system, then everyone will want everything they can get without regard to cost, so the payer will need to decide what is cost-effective and what is not.

      Now, if the choice is between a life-saving surgery for a 30 year old Doctor who was hit by a car while crossing the street, and a 110 year old man who needs life-saving surgery because his artificial heart is failing, and there is only money/surgical supplies/surgeon time/operating room space/whatever for one of them to get the surgery before both of them would be dead, then SOMEONE must make that choice.

      That person or group is what is described by the colorful label of 'Death Panel'

      I will freely admit that I am not an expert on the medical field, but I must assume that at some point finite resources will run out and someone will go wanting. When that 'going wanting' involves someone you love dying, then you want to be sure that you are not in a position of listening to some bureaucrat tell you 'for the greater good, your loved one will be allowed to die'

      Now, please point out which parts of my logic about finite resources and government decisions about the greater good are flawed such that these scenarios can never happen.

      Note: this is a discussion of economics, I have no intention of responding to any messages with profanity or insults and will ignore them if they are posted.

      Thank you for your time.

    17. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      How is that possible if Hitler is alive and well in Rio?

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    18. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Idiomatick · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      They finally decided on communist? Last I heard Obama was a fascist, I think they switch on thursdays.

      I'd like to add:
      Obama is a muslim
      Obama is a terrorist, or is handing the country over to al-qaeda
      God isn't a fictional character.
      The moon landings were fake.
      Obama shot JFK and Lincoln.
      The world was created in a week a few thousand years ago.
      The world is flat.
      The government installed cameras in the colour red.

    19. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As Clinton proved, a skillful president can cut costs at the same time as they increase services, by trimming the bureaucratic fat. Our health care system is enormously inefficient. We spend twice as much, as a percentage of GDP, as the next most expensive health care system, for results that would make a third world country blush. Surely there are things we can do to bring our standard of care up to the level provided by Europe, while still cutting costs down to the level of same.

      But this does not address the major fallacy of your argument.You seem to be assuming that we are not rationing care now. Insurance companies are for profit businesses, and they ration care as much as they possibly can. And if you do not have health care, you are effectively rationed to zero.

      You are also assuming that we would do away with private health care, that someone unable to receive needed care through a government program would be unable to find it in the private sector. I really don't see that happening. So what you are really claiming in your argument is that some percentage of people who are currently not receiving health care, and who would then enter a government program, would still be in the same boat they are now, unable to receive needed care. And? So what? No system is perfect.

      However, this is not the real argument as presented by deathers. There was a sensible provision in one version of one bill to provide end of life counseling, and to track adherence to the patients stated end of life plan. Meaning, if the patient says, "Give me everything you've got!" the system would track whether that desire was followed, the same as if the person said, "pull the plug." Certain vocal special interest groups seized on this as proof that Obama wanted to kill your grandmother. This is the real origin of the death panel rumor.

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    20. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Please provide some sort of evidence to back up your wild assertion, a photo of a minority at a teabag party or town-hall rally clearly holding a birther/deather poster would do the trick.

      I don't know about the "birther" thing. I think these fringe people are being focused on because it's easy to try to claim they represent a much larger portion of people than they really do, and the entire issue creates a distraction from other real issues that people should be talking about.

      There is no such thing as a "teabag party" that I've heard of, although I have heard many of the big-government statists attempting to dismiss and denigrate any opposition to the current and proposed Washington policies by either using sexual innuendo ("tea-bagging") or simply implying (oops - more than just implying it now) they are in opposition because of the President's race. That being the case, it's impossible to provide the evidence you are looking for.

      There are, however, plenty of Americans of every race that have been awakened to the goings-on in the US government and joining in opposing them (there are a few examples here ), but of course many blacks are content that there is a nice, friendly black face in the White House that says all the right things, and don't try to look behind the scenes at what is going and and the people that really stand to gain from the massive debt and spending.

      But, of course, dismissing any opposition as racist and extremist is convenient since it absolves you of any responsibility for addressing the real issues. One would think that a country $12 trillion in debt, with trillions more in current unfunded liabilities, and a planned annual deficit of another $1 trillion a year over the next 10 years, would be looking at ways to get their financial house in order, rather than looking at new ways of spending money and creating more liabilities that they have no plan for funding.

      But, go ahead and dismiss all this as racist tea-bagging. Now that it's not W running the show, I guess is okay that the wars (and funding for them) are continuing, that the illegal wiretapping is being even more vociferously defended, that federal agents can write their own warrants and continue to do so, and the widening income gap will continue to widen as the rich are bailed out and the middle class is left to pick up the tab.

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    21. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Got a link? I'd be willing to retract my statement of 'no minority teabaggers' and replace it with 'next to no minority teabaggers' if you could show me that site. After all, idiots come in all shapes, colors and sizes, so it is not inconceivable that some idiots of the minority persuasion were present.

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    22. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 1, Troll

      Don't get me wrong. I do not idolize Obama. He was, IMHO, the much lesser of two evils. He is a left center politician, a complete moderate, and I wanted a radical.

      Now that it's not W running the show, I guess is okay that the wars (and funding for them) are continuing, that the illegal wiretapping is being even more vociferously defended, that federal agents can write their own warrants and continue to do so, and the widening income gap will continue to widen as the rich are bailed out and the middle class is left to pick up the tab.

      You've just expressed my sentiments exactly. However, my issue with the teabaggers boils down to their idea that they have anything in common with the Boston tea party. This is not a case of taxation without representation. They had a fair shot at putting their man in power, they lost fair and square. They have representation. They can write to their congresscritters, just like I could when the Republicans held power.

      Teabaggers do not believe in democracy. They want things their way, and they will use any despicable tactics to get that. They are childish and unpatriotic.

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    23. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 1

      You misspelled 'muslin.'

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    24. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      my issue with the teabaggers ... They had a fair shot at putting their man in power, they lost fair and square.

      I think part of the problem is that for most of the dammit - "teabaggers" WTF? Tell you what, instead of "liberal" or "progressive", how about everybody just starts calling you "buttlickers" Tea Party protesters actually didn't have a fair shot at putting "their man" in power. Instead, the Republicans threw up somebody that represented them about as well as John Kerry represented the buttlickers. The Tea Partiers that I have talked with were almost as upset with W as they are now with Obama. And McCain wasn't the change they wanted, either. He was just more centrism that the Republican establishment thought they could win an election with.

      The bad part about the Tea Parties is that the Republicans are trying to co-opt the movement. This is how the corrupt politicians keep maintaining power - they pit Team R against Team D, each thinking that if just their team gets in, things will get better, but then they just get worse. If the Tea Parties buy into the Republicans promises now and put them back in power, it will just be more of the same.

      Wake up, people!

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    25. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Got a link?

      Yeah, "interesting" is one word for it... I don't think you want a link.

      Hint: I was making teh punny. ;)

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    26. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are, however, plenty of Americans of every race that have been awakened to the goings-on in the US government and joining in opposing them [...] But, go ahead and dismiss all this as racist tea-bagging. Now that it's not W running the show, I guess is okay that the wars (and funding for them) are continuing, that the illegal wiretapping is being even more vociferously defended, that federal agents can write their own warrants and continue to do so, and the widening income gap will continue to widen as the rich are bailed out and the middle class is left to pick up the tab.

      All of a sudden, they're awakened to those issues! Funny how all those same goings ons were fine by them when there wasn't a black man in the white house.

      It is a dam shame that the new boss is the same as the old boss, but it's a really HUGE coincidence that the same policies suddenly frighten some that didn't mind them before, and that the new boss is different in one very visible way. Huge coincidence.

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    27. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      You forgot that they are probably inbred.

      -ducks-

    28. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Hey moron.
      No one EVER produced an original birth certificate for Obama.

      Hey moron.
      The language of the bill says that doctors will be evaluated in part based on their adherence to any living wills set up by the patient.
      The language of the bill says that doctors will be evaluated in based on adhering to standard accepted treatments.
      The language of the bill says that doctors will be evaluated positively for getting patients to establish said living wills.

      There are guidelines for what treatments are acceptable for which patients, and they do consider age, likelihood of success, and cost.

      Ergo, doctors will be incentivized to follow the government's guidelines for how to treat granny.

      Most people would not have a problem with existing guidelines, but the government has never, ever, done the right thing in the long run when given power.

      Couple that with the simple fact that we can NOT pay for all of the proposed health care, and you end up with people being killed off because of costs, due to what is apparently doctor's decision.

    29. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      There are, however, plenty of Americans of every race that have been awakened to the goings-on in the US government and joining in opposing them [...] But, go ahead and dismiss all this as racist tea-bagging. Now that it's not W running the show, I guess is okay that the wars (and funding for them) are continuing, that the illegal wiretapping is being even more vociferously defended, that federal agents can write their own warrants and continue to do so, and the widening income gap will continue to widen as the rich are bailed out and the middle class is left to pick up the tab.

      All of a sudden, they're awakened to those issues! Funny how all those same goings ons were fine by them when there wasn't a black man in the white house.

      It is a dam shame that the new boss is the same as the old boss, but it's a really HUGE coincidence that the same policies suddenly frighten some that didn't mind them before, and that the new boss is different in one very visible way. Huge coincidence.

      I hear this all the time. Come up with a new one, why don't you?

      Frankly, I think the awakening occurred well before the election, at least for a whole lot of people. And there are probably some that are really still pretty clueless, and are cheering on the Tea Parties because they think it will get their team back in power. Whatever - that's a minority.

      But let me ask you this. I take it you were railing against everything that Bush did for the last 8 years, and marching in war protests and calling your congressman, etc. What's different now? Why is different just because somebody else (another team) is doing the power-grabbing and warmongering and denigrating the opposition? Is it okay now that the treasury is being raided by corporations and special interests are writing bills now that it's different corporations and special interests than it was before?

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    30. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by AdamHaun · · Score: 1

      I think these fringe people are being focused on because it's easy to try to claim they represent a much larger portion of people than they really do

      Depending on how you count, 30-60% of Republicans are birthers. That's hardly a trivial number. DailyKos has sponsored a lot of polls showing this, but since you probably won't trust their results here's a different pollster:

      http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/PPP_Release_National_9231210.pdf

      It's also worth noting that, unlike the 9/11 truthers or the 2004 election conspiracists (who were rightly derided as lunatics), the birthers and deathers have a major media network and high-profile Republicans supporting them.

      I also note that your link shows people protesting "socialism", waving a sign that says "save our seniors", waving a confederate flag, etc., and that you're using the same sort of rhetoric (Americans "awakening" as if to some vast conspiracy). Are those the serious issues you want to discuss? If so, you ought to be reading some history books, not debating in public. The reality is that there is no conspiracy. There is no socialist revolution, certainly not from a centrist like Obama. Your party lost the last election rather badly and now you're angry about it. The sooner your side grows up and starts taking that seriously, the sooner you can get reelected. We know -- we had to do it too.

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    31. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Why is different just because somebody else (another team) is doing the power-grabbing and warmongering and denigrating the opposition?

      One candidate was singing about bombing Iran, one was saying diplomacy should be brought back, you call them both warmongers?

      You've got blinders on. Obama was the lesser of two evils: he's not undoing the increments-to-fascism that Bush enacted, but he's not pushing for more. Wake up to that already.

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    32. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      3. He eats your pets at 4am.

    33. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

      You'd have to establish that was a "fact" first. Good luck with that.

    34. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Why is different just because somebody else (another team) is doing the power-grabbing and warmongering and denigrating the opposition?

      One candidate was singing about bombing Iran, one was saying diplomacy should be brought back, you call them both warmongers?

      Yes: Obama is still saber-rattling over Iran. You claim one was "singing about bombing Iran", but I challenge you to actually find either that actually said anything like that. If anything, the rhetoric has stepped up, now claiming "substantiated intelligence" that they have another secret uranium enrichment facility. He's shifted troops from one middle eastern theatre to another, but they're all still there, with no end in sight.

      You've got blinders on. Obama was the lesser of two evils: he's not undoing the increments-to-fascism that Bush enacted, but he's not pushing for more.

      Actually, he is. Don't you think taking over car companies, greater authority for the Fed, and $3 billion worth of Byrne Grant funding is more increments toward fascism?

      Wake up to that already.

      I'm well aware of what's going on, because I know both teams are doing all the same stuff. How about you?

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    35. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by gillbates · · Score: 0, Troll

      To be fair, the Deathers have a point. And the media do tend to portray those who disagree with the President in a negative light, as fanatical extremists. They did the same thing to moderate Democrats during the Bush years (don't want no terrist sympathizers round here).

      It's not that Obama intends to put Granny on the chopping block. He's too moderate for that. It's just that in places where socialized healthcare has been implemented, there exist panels which decide when euthanasia is appropriate.* It may not start out this way, but once in place, socialized healthcare will reach a point at which people start asking, "How much is too much", or, more succinctly, The Case for Killing Granny. When I first read the title, I thought it was a joke - they can't be serious, right? After reading the article, I realized Newsweek was indirectly arguing for killing old people, because - GOSH - health care costs are out of control, and old people get sick a lot. Which kind of undermines the point - if I'm not going to be covered when I'm *really* sick, why spend any money at all on health insurance?

      And along comes the media, and portrays them as some kind of fanatical idiots. But they aren't idiots - there are actually people on the Left - maybe not Obama - but influential nonetheless - who consider killing people to be a valid means of controlling the cost of health care. These are the people who would orchestrate the "death panels". Think about it: if, during a time when healthcare reform is trying to gain political capital, there are people publicly arguing for killing the elderly, what will it be like when socialized medicine is the accepted norm? Patients with cancer and heart disease are the next logical choice for "voluntary denial of care" treatments.

      * -- For Catholics, it's never appropriate, but we're hardly a constituency to be reckoned with in this country - witness Senators Pelozi and the late Kennedy, who claim to be Catholic, yet *publicly* reject church teaching on abortion... but I digress...

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    36. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ramen.

    37. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll just call the Microsoft Poland advertising agency, they should be able to manage that for you....

    38. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with framing it as "killing granny" is it has been shown time and time again that often truly outrageous amounts of money are spent on those elderly who are in already bad shape, all to gain maybe another year. While you might think it is fine to spend half a million to let grandma go from 90 to 91 the simple fact is we fall apart when we get really old. That isn't cruelty, that is just part of being human. We get old, our organs begin to fail, we fall apart.

      The problem we face now that we frankly have never really had to face before in history is this-with modern technology you can keep someone going past when their body would have conked out, but at often a truly insane cost. So we as a people need to decide if things like aggressive cancer treatments for someone who is pushing 90 is really where we should be spending our limited resources. That isn't being cruel, or 'killing granny" which BTW happens everyday to those a lot younger than granny who don't have health insurance and literally 'can't afford to live', this is just common sense.

      My mom spent nearly 40 years as a nurse and some of the horror stories of families who simply refused to face reality and let a loved one go even though they were well past the point of hope would break your heart and sometimes sicken your stomach. Ones like the 32 year old girl whose family demanded aggressive treatment for their daughter after her head hit a concrete divider at 65MPH+. My mom had to put towels around that poor woman's head because her brains were coming out of her ears, yet thanks to "modern technology" they kept her alive like that for nearly a month before her body finally followed her brain and died. I can't tell you how much that month cost, but I'm sure it was truly staggering. These are things that we as a people are gonna have to sit down and talk about, because modern tech can keep a human body going for a lot longer than nature would allow, and just because we can do so doesn't always mean we should do so, especially when there is absolutely no hope like in that girl's case.

      So I honestly think all the hysteria and politics are getting in the way of an important conversation we as a people are long overdue in having. While I have no problem in helping pay for cancer treatment for some little girl or father of two with decades of life yet to live if they can be saved, spending crazy amounts of money on somebody pushing 90 or on those that are just so horribly mangled or messed up that short of act of God have no chance whatsoever seems like an obscene waste of resources that could better be spent on those that have a fighting chance. We have limited resources and despite our technology we just can't save everybody, and unfortunately our technology can give the appearance of hope where there is truly none to be had. We as a nation need to sit down and decide where these limited resources are spent. Again this isn't some evil plot to kill granny, this is just common sense.

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    39. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by pkphilip · · Score: 0, Troll

      Sorry - nice try, but there is nothing whatsoever preventing the president from releasing his birth certificate - and not the "Certification of live birth" which is quite something else altogether.

      May I ask why the president has prevented access to his school records, his college records etc? No other president has done this in history.

    40. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      weren't rigged? that's possible
      impossible to determine if the results they gave were accurate? oh you betcha.

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    41. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Please, enough of this, can we get back to the evolution v. creationism debate? Thanks.

    42. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 1

      Oh. Oh my. Don't know how I missed that one. In hindsight, it was so obvious it was practically slapping me in the face.

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    43. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 1

      You are delusional. Stop listening to the morons on Faux News. They fought a court battle for their right to LIE to you, and won, look it up.

      Look, if you aren't a child molester, why won't you jump through ridiculous and ever changing hoops that I set up in order to prove you aren't?

      Maybe you could try to find some evidence, hmm? Something outside the right wing echo chambers? Yeah, you see, the President HAS released birth certificates and records. As I said, you are simply delusional.

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    44. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 1

      You idiots believe anything. You know the people who tell you these things are laughing at you behind your back for being so stupid as to believe them, right? I believe the phrase is "Useful idiots." That's what they think of you for buying their crap.

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    45. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean 'Ramen'?

    46. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by sorak · · Score: 1

      >as the country has now become a communist dictatorship

      You pretty well nailed it with your definition. However, you left out the part where we are not only a communist dictatorship, but Obama is also the reincarnation of Hitler.

      And the Joker...But I think that's just because he's anti-christian (bale).

    47. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slapping me in the face

      C'mon, mod parent funny.

    48. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by sorak · · Score: 1

      Ah, the Fox news standard. You find every African American that agrees with you, and put them all on The Sean Hannity show to dispell the myth that your group is mostly white.

    49. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I would argue that the majority of slashdotters seem to believe that the systems are totally riggable but not necessarily that they were used to any particular end. This is a rational view from a certain standpoint, in that ballot boxes have historically been tampered with by "both parties" at every possible occasion. The section in quotations is where, I think, the line is drawn and some of us part company with others.

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    50. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Insanity+Defense · · Score: 1

      3. He eats your pets at 4am.

      You can't blame him too much for that. What else is there for an insomniac to do at that time of the day?

    51. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 1

      The teabagger parties were entirely the creation of Fox News and special interest groups manipulating the frightened, disenfranchised, gullible and selfish. There were no real 'tea party protests' before Fox News began sponsoring, organizing, and advertising them.

      The teabaggers might claim now to be upset with Bush, but you and I both know they all voted for him twice. Teabaggers are not some sort of maverick libertarian group. They are simple uneducated conservatives from back woods redneck states, where the remains of the Republican still hold some sort of sway.

      But I can see none of this will get through your ideological defenses. You claim Jefferson, Franklin, and Henry as right wing extremists. Your opinions are demonstrably deranged, and arguing with you will get neither of us anywhere. It is quite obvious that you have already drunk the kool-aid and ordered several more crates of the stuff.

      You have nothing in common with our founding fathers. The teabaggers have nothing in common with the Boston tea party. You have representation, and America's taxes are some of the lowest in the world. The teabagger's political philosophy boils down to, "I've got mine, so fuck off and leave me alone." They are childish, petulant, and selfish, not patriotic at all.

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    52. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 1

      No response? You seemed so into having an actual discussion. Maybe you didn't really want a discussion? Maybe you wanted to pontificate and "win" an argument, while being unwilling to let yourself be swayed by counter-argument. That's the only thing I can assume.

      You should really look through your argument and assess which of your statements apply to our current system. It really seems that you are completely okay with rationing, as long as it only applies to poor people. Don't you think that's a tad selfish?

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    53. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      The buttlicker supporters were entirely the creation of the mainstream media and special interest groups manipulating the frightened, disenfranchised, gullible and selfish. There were no real 'community organizers' before the mainstream media, ACORN, and CCI began sponsoring, organizing, and advertising them.

      The butttlickers might claim now to be upset with Obama not following up on promises, but you and I both know they all voted for him. Buttlickers are not some sort of rational progressive group. They are simple uneducated liberals from urbanized elitist states, where the remains of the old Democratic still hold some sort of sway.

      But I can see none of this will get through your ideological defenses. You claim Jefferson, Franklin, and Henry as misguided racist white guys. Your opinions are demonstrably deranged, and arguing with you will get neither of us anywhere. It is quite obvious that you have already drunk the kool-aid and ordered several more crates of the stuff.

      You have nothing in common with mainstream Americans. The buttlickers have nothing in common with the any moderate party. You have representation, and want to raise America's taxes to the highest (ignoring all the state and local taxes and various fees the middle class is constantly hit with) in the world, even though it will still never pay the massive debt you're racking up right now, and allow the UN and other global organizations to set rules for America. The buttlickers's political philosophy boils down to, "I want mine, so fuck off and give it to me." They are childish, petulat, and selfish, not patriotic at all.

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    54. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      A frequent radio talk show guest and personality Eddie Huff (who is black) has been a featured speaker at several T.E.A. parties in the Tulsa area.

      From the footage run by the local NBC branch it seemed that there was quite a mix.

    55. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. We have to decide where we think the money should be spent. Problem is, I have a problem with you telling that family that their money shouldn't be spent on their hopes.

      Even though it doesn't make sense to you, it doesn't make it the wrong decision. Much like people who buy overly expensive cars, or beach front property at astronomical prices. Neither of those things make sense to the pragmatist...

    56. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 1

      Well, as my granpappy always said, "Idiots come in all colors."

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    57. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      See that's the thing. You see I have NO problem with them spending THEIR money on keeping a corpse with its brains pouring out its ears, just as I have NO problem with you spending 100k to clone your dead cat. But in this and many other cases we are NOT talking about "their" money, because if you honestly believe that an average family in AR could afford what it cost to keep that corpse going for a month i got some swamp land to sell you, almost 100% alligator free!

      What we are talking about is what We, The People, are willing to pay, because the hospitals are passing the costs of these cases onto you and me through higher treatments. If you have a couple of million in the bank and want to spend it on making sure that your girl lives even though her brains are oozing out, that is your money and your business. But we are talking about how we as a nation are gonna deal with those that don't have that money. If it were simply a case of "no cash, no treatment" then we wouldn't be having a healthcare crisis, but since we don't allow people do suffer and die in the streets for lack of cash this is something we are gonna have to talk about.

      Because with these million dollar hospital bills we aren't talking about their money but all of ours.

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    58. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I have no love for electronic voting machines, but I'm not convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that the 2004 election was rigged like the people the GGGPP were referring to. I wouldn't be surprised if it was... but then I wouldn't be surprised if a majority of voters really did vote for Bush even after four years of his crap. I have no doubts about the extent of human stupidity.

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    59. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In essence you are for killing Gramma, it took you 2 paragraphs to say it, but that is what you believe. Twist it and whine about it, but that is the fact.
      The problem,... once you make society pay for anything, it becomes societies decision who lives and who dies. Fat people don't deserve heart bypasses, smokers, let em die, etc. Granny....gosh she is 80.....no hip surgery.

    60. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      They also tend to believe that they either need to secede from the union

      The sad thing is, that they don't do it.

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    61. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Angry white people? Barak Obama is whiter than I am, hahaha

    62. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by pkphilip · · Score: 1

      This is an absolutely stupid reason. We are all asked to present evidence from time to time for our age - and we present our birth certificates. Why isn't Obama required to do that when McCain had to?

      And since you obviously can't read - a certificate of live birth != a birth certificate. Get an education sometime.

    63. Re:Birthers, deathers, and other wingnuts by spun · · Score: 1

      Idiot. You are just flat out wrong, because you listen to idiots. Obama has shown his real Hawaii birth certificate. Snopes, the debunkers of all things stupid, says you are a delusional fucking moron. Fuck off and die in a fire, you America hating traitor.

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  18. Humans are descended from a monkey-like ancestor by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    It might be fun to say that humans come from apes not monkeys but the content of that statement is pretty low. Humans are apes. We share a common ancestor with the other great apes which looked pretty ape-like. But before that apes and monkeys share common ancestors that if one looked at today one would call a monkey based on appearance. So saying that we're descended from apes not monkeys is a) nitpicky and b) not completely accurate anyways.

  19. I see what they are trying to piece together, but by PalmKiller · · Score: 0, Troll

    Any good programmer (hacker) is not going to recreate the wheel every time he does something, so if you were to set out to make several species, you would cut and paste some basic things at the DNA level and then modify things to suit your current needs. I think God made both the apes and the humans...I like to call him the life hacker...and by definition its no wonder humans, apes and even pigs and frogs are similar in some of their DNA structures. Now I am not discounting evolution to some degree as it does happen, God is a smart enough coder to put in some self modifying code to keep it interesting and to keep his creations viable as things change in the environment, evolution is critical to survival, I just don't believe it was to the extent that science is trying to prove that it is.

  20. Re:Problem with Evolution Studies:It never studies by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know if you noticed, but brain matter doesn't fossilize particularly well.

    There's a correlation-is-not-causation problem with the Japanese/African IQ observation, the conclusion you're drawing is moderately racist.

    Finally, the field that looks at brain structures and tells us why or how we evolved them is about 90% speculation.

  21. I believe you are not trolling by spun · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From what I have seen, you are too earnest and concerned about your karma to be trolling. So let me kindly point out some of the misconceptions others may have missed. Obviously, you get the point that nobody thinks we are descended from monkeys. That's been hammered home, yes? But above that, you seem to be laboring under the delusion that biological science consists of deciding which critters look like which other critters. While this used to be the case, back before we had better methods, we can now do genetic analysis and figure out much more accurately what is or was related to what.

    You also seem to be confused as the the concept of 'related.' If you and your sister are descended from the same point, say, your mother and father, are you related? Yes. Yes you are. We are not the descendants of monkeys, but we are still in the same family, so to speak. In fact, based on genetic evidence, even several million years after we split off from our common ancestor, we were still occasionally getting it on with them and making babies. It was discussed right here on Slashdot some time ago.

    I can't really tell you why this whole idea of common descent is interesting, either you find it so or you don't. I can tell you why it is interesting to other people, though. Science is a process that approaches, but never reaches the truth. We make theories, and we see what predictions those theories make. Then we look for evidence showing whether or not those predictions are true, Finally, if the evidence shows the predictions are not true, we modify our theories. For instance, we had to modify Newton's theory of gravity when its predictions about the orbit of Mercury proved false. That lead to the Einstein's theories of relativity. But we still use Newton's theories in day to day engineering, because they are simpler to calculate and give correct results outside of relativistic situations. The truth or falsehood of theories is irrelevant, the only relevant question in science is, does the theory make accurate predictions?

    How does this relate to the theory of evolution? Well, it is one piece of a giant puzzle. We have all of these pieces of evidence: fossils, DNA, carbon dating, and so on. They all fit together, forming a giant structure of factual support for the theory of evolution. If even one of these pieces did not fit, for instance, if we found a rabbit skeleton from the Jurassic period, then we would have to modify inconceivably large chunks of our current theories, not just evolution, but just about everything would need reevaluation.

    So here we have a new piece. Does it fit? I find that question interesting. Many other people do too.

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    1. Re:I believe you are not trolling by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Really great explanation. I don't think he's trolling either because in my experience this is a very common question from those who don't understand evolution or haven't been taught it correctly. "If we come from monkeys, why are there still monkeys ?" is how my parents, who had little schooling and even less interest in evolution (or religion for that matter), put it. Fortunately they also had enough common sense to encourage me to learn as much as I possibly could on my own and I hope your post will encourage the OP to do the same.

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    2. Re:I believe you are not trolling by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      From what I have seen, you are too earnest and concerned about your karma to be trolling.

      Maybe he just wants his trolling to be highly visible.
      Remember that trolls always adamantly deny their trolling: "I'm a fan of [x], but [thing x is renowned for] sucks." and so forth.

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    3. Re:I believe you are not trolling by steelfood · · Score: 1

      even several million years after we split off from our common ancestor, we were still occasionally getting it on with them and making babies. It was discussed right here on Slashdot some time ago.

      Funny, I don't remember an article about slashdotters getting it on with monkeys...

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    4. Re:I believe you are not trolling by spun · · Score: 1

      Money ancestors, not monkeys. We were screwing proto-monkeys, not actual monkeys. Allow me to illustrate with an amusing anecdote:

      I like monkeys.

      The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

      I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

      I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

      Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

      I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

      I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

      I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

      I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

      I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

      I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

      Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
      wasn't improving.

      I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

      I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

      I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

      I like monkeys

      See what I mean?

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  22. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

    Except that that is not how the evidence points. As a couple of scientists I've talked to have pointed out, the real destruction of your theory isn't genetics itself, it's developmental biology. If all organisms were, as you said, simply examples of copy and paste, why on Earth would, during developmental, would fetal snakes have signals that basically turned off the leg producing genes? Those genes are still there, still pretty close to identical to the genes found in the closest relatives to snakes that do have legs.

    In fact, one of the chief arguments against life being engineered, that common genes being an example of procedural code being moved around like it was some sort of biological glibc is that everything about development is made up of hacks of this kind. Whether it's developmental hacks that shut down instructions to grow legs, to the very nature of many organisms physiology (such as a certain bipedal species with spines and knees only halfway adapted to full time upright walking) that would indicate that if your theory is right, the guy that made life is outrageously incompetent or malicious to the extreme.

    Besides, it isn't just a matter of some similar genes. It is the differences in genes that are often key as to relatedness. Chimps and humans have a high degree of similarity, but it isn't one-to-one for many genes. Over time the two species have diverged, which means that even the same genes aren't always identical. These differences, particularly in mtDNA, can actually be used as molecular clocks to make estimates as to when the two species diverged.

    In short, the evidence does not support your point of view. That view was long ago falsified. We are not the products of copy-and-pastes, but the products of evolutionary forces that work on populations over long stretches of time.

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  23. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

    Um, did you read my comment completely, or did you just respond after the mention of God? I did not discount evolution I only said its part was not as important as some would like to believe :). As far as all creatures being a result of cut and paste off one original I did not say that either now did I?

  24. Mod Parent Up by copponex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The unifying characteristic of birthers and deathers is hopeless credulity.

    Whatever the man on the Fox channel says becomes their reality. And he's convinced them someone else is forming a cult of personality. The parade of irony continues.

  25. Re:Problem with Evolution Studies:It never studies by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

    There's a correlation-is-not-causation problem with the Japanese/African IQ observation, the conclusion you're drawing is moderately racist.

    It's more than moderately racist. And beliefs of that sort become self-fulfilling prophecies when widely held. IQ studies that rigorously controlled for the effect of poverty, culture and societal prejudice are few and far between, and I've not heard of any that showed any significant disadvantage for a particular ethnic group.

    IIRC, the cumulative effect of switching every "bad" intelligence linked gene we have found to it's "good" variety (excluding serious genetic disorders like Down's Syndrome and the like) only accounts for about a two point boost in IQ. Granted, we've probably missed quite a few, but there is zero evidence that intelligence linked genes are not close to uniformly distributed.

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  26. Re:Creation Theory by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

    Did he use his froggy magic twanger or did he just invent evolution and let statistics do the work for him?

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  27. Re:Problem with Evolution Studies:It never studies by 2names · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know if you noticed, but brain matter doesn't fossilize particularly well.

    I disagree. You should see some of the effing fossils I work with.

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  28. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    I read your post. You basically think evolution is only a minor force. I think I pretty much falsified that claim. We are not the product of some Grand Tinkerer taking DNA sequences of a shelf so that species A grows long hair and species B has flagellum. Evolutionary isn't a minor force, it is THE force that shapes life. As one of the greatest of all evolutionary researchers, Theodosius Dobzhansky once wrote, "Nothing in Biology Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution."

    I recommend you read it. It isn't terribly long, and pretty much shows why you're wrong:
    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/10/2/text_pop/l_102_01.html

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  29. Re:Problem with Evolution Studies:It never studies by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    The consensus is that there _are_ statistically significant differences between races. Mostly because of different variability within different races.

    But difference is not that great, in practice it's negligible.

  30. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

    Hey how did I go to troll, I liked +2 funny better. You guys scared of someone elses theories around here? God is an alien you know, how can you say their day (that is time for one complete rotation) on their planet is not a several of our years or something :).

  31. "A. ramidus" rhymes with ... by jbezorg · · Score: 1

    "Dr. Zaius"

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  32. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

    I will, thanks...I like to read. No I did not say that we did not evolve...I just don't think they are ever going to disprove creation nor prove evolution as I think its a combination of the two. Darwinism has been disproved already, so I do not understand the attempts of science in that direction. I guess what I am trying to say is that I do not believe the big bang started the engine, I think it was a higher force...probably an alien from another solar system to I refer to as God, others call him other names. Timelines and books about it aside (that most likely got passed down for generations before they got wrote down), I think it happened.

  33. Summary is slightly misleading... by Colin+Douglas+Howell · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...thanks to one abbreviation too many. It talks about "A. ramidus" (Ardipithecus ramidus) and then immediately jumps to mentioning "A. afarensis". If you didn't already know what "A. afarensis" was, you might assume that it's another species within genus Ardipithecus, but that second "A." stands for a separate genus, Australopithecus.

  34. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Could you show where Darwinism has been disproved? I mean, that phrase alone suggests to me that you actually have no intentions of reading what the link I provided. Frankly, I don't really think you know a damned thing about evolution. To throw out idiotic and false statements like "Darwinism has been disproved" suggests that, at best, all you've read is some crapola pumped out by Creationists.

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  35. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by JoshuaZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Charming idea except that might sound good superficially but really doesn't fit the actual evidence. First, life forms of a nested hierarchy (you know, the whole tree of life thing?). Designers don't make nested hierarchies unless they are trying to be deceptive. Evolution does. Nested hierarchies don't form when someone is just copying useful parts of one model to another.

    A related problem is that humans and apes share some of the same mistakes in our DNA. For example, we share many of the same ERVs. ERVs are little snippets of DNA left over from retroviral infections of germ line cells. Essentially, retroviruses reproduce by taking their RNA and changing it back into DNA which is inserted into your chromosomes. Your cells look at that DNA and think it is instructions for them and so follow those instructions to produce new viruses. Sometimes this process goes wrong and the retroviral DNA is added in but it doesn't trigger. If the cell is a germ-line cell (i.e. a sperm or egg or a cell that makes sperms or eggs) then the DNA is permanently added to all later descendants. In such cases you get what is called an endogenous retrovirus (ERV). Humans share many ERV with the various ape species. Indeed, one gets a decent nested hierarchy just looking at the ERV data. This makes a lot sense if humans and apes evolved from a common ancestor. It makes zero sense under a direct design hypothesis unless you have a nasty, deceitful designer. You are welcome to believe in a lying God, but I'd rather not.

  36. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by PalmKiller · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dobzhansky himself spoke of God as creating through evolution, and was a religious man who believed in the creator and hence creationism. He believed he did it through evolution entirely, and I believe he used a combination of creation and evolution. So I don't understand what you are getting at.... I did not say evolution was disproved completely, I should have just said Darwinism as a whole is flawed I suppose.

  37. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Your flipping terms around here like crazy to justify your previous statements. When we talk about evolution, the term "creation" means almost inevitably "special creation". Dobzhansky rejected special creation. If you would simply read the essay, rather than trying to forcefit what he's saying into your own clearly flawed understanding, you might be able to appreciate what his point was. Like I said, it's not long.

    As to evolution being flawed, well, all scientific theories are flawed. It's the nature of science that an explanation only holds for the evidence that we currently possess. There are things we don't understand, but evolution is not special in that regard. The same applies in every field of science. If you think you can park your religious beliefs in the holes in our knowledge, then you're setting yourself up for a lot of discomfort. A god of the gaps can only get smaller.

    Dobzhansky's beliefs were considerably more subtle than you seem to wish they were, so read the essay, and understand what he's saying. He was a profoundly religious man who rejected Creationism because he was also a scientist who accepted that life is what it is because of evolution, and that evolution is the grand unifying theory of biology.

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  38. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Oh don't feel picked on. I got modded down on the Palm thread because I dared to suggest that Apple are control freaks, and that Palm shouldn't fall into the same thread. There are some severely emotionally disturbed or possibly just retarded moderators out there.

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  39. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    To be honest with you, I don't know how anyone can hold the Modular Genetic Designer hypothesis after looking at something like ERVs or developmental biology. In the developmental biology example, can you imagine a coder that would go "I don't like that screen being orange", but rather than changing the color code, added a line of code that changed the color code again. I'm sure programmers like that exist, but I wouldn't exactly be in awe of their abilities.

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  40. Re:Problem with Evolution Studies:It never studies by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know if you noticed, but brain matter doesn't fossilize particularly well.

    Of course it does. That's how you make congresscritters.

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  41. Research publications availiable for free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Full text of all eleven research articles, the editorial, and the non-technical news summaries published by the Journal science today have been posted at:
    http://www.sciencemag.org/ardipithecus/
    A free registration will be required.

  42. Re:Humans are descended from a monkey-like ancesto by iamhigh · · Score: 1

    Your pedantry is only surpassed by mine... We did not descend from apes or monkeys anymore than they descended from us. To say that apes evolved from humans is no more correct or incorrect than to say we evolved from apes. We both evolved from the same thing at some point in history. Technically so did zebras, catfish, and conservatives.

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  43. Re:Humans are descended from a monkey-like ancesto by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    Technically so did zebras, catfish, and conservatives.

    Though technically true, conservatives must have branched off much much earlier than zebras and catfish. Both zebras and catfish have brains and hearts.

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  44. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Darwinism has been disproved already, so I do not understand the attempts of science in that direction.

    Ugh... They are "not attempts in that direction", they are "attempts" in the direction of the modified theory that replaced Darwinism. And so far, so good.

    I guess what I am trying to say is that I do not believe the big bang started the engine, I think it was a higher force...

    Let me lay it out for you: I'm a Christian. I believe that a "higher force", what I call God, created the universe and us. I also believe that the Big Bang is the best theory explaining how the universe as we know it came to be. The Big Bang is the "how" and the "when", God is the "who", and the "why" is unknowable unless God decides to tell us, and He had ample chance to and chose not to, probably because it would be incomprehensible anyway.

    Anyway, my belief in God is an act of faith. As is your belief that the origin of species comes only partially from evolution with some "creation" factor actually being more important, because none of the evidence points in that direction.

    What a banal vision of God where He creates a universe where life arises and evolution occurs, but He has to come in and poke at it from time to time to make it work right, and uses lame copy-paste methodology to do His work.

    probably an alien from another solar system to I refer to as God, others call him other names.

    Ugh. "aliens did it" is such a lame explanation for a non-evolutionary origin of species. If these aliens are themselves not literal supernatural Gods, then where did they come from? Star Trek's "Q" is effectively a God without any religious overtones. How is that a better explanation? It's such a cop-out.

    Timelines and books about it aside (that most likely got passed down for generations before they got wrote down), I think it happened.

    That's nice. There's no evidence for it, and plenty of evidence against. As long as you understand that, go on believing whatever you like.

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  45. Curious... by shaitand · · Score: 1

    If this fossil is 4.4 million years old and already shows great deviations from our most recent known common ancestor and there are several variations that we know of us between us and this specimen, how then do we explain that none of these numerous intermediate species survive today, especially since they must have survived long enough to evolve into us?

    I mean aside from yetis, bigfoot, and the like.

    1. Re:Curious... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "how then do we explain that none of these numerous intermediate species survive today"

      They don't survive today because the became extint.

      Next?

    2. Re:Curious... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      What exactly is extint?

      *hands you a treat and pats your head*

      So anyone have thoughts on why these transitional states were able to survive long enough for our species to evolve from them but weren't capable of surviving and branching?

      Actually I think I may know the answer. Apes are social creatures so they are more likely to interact, integrate, and mate rather than branch. It wasn't until mass migration occurred that our line branched leaving large variations between the species in the continents. But with the invention of mass transit our social nature is prevailing and those branches are merging.

    3. Re:Curious... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      If this fossil is 4.4 million years old and already shows great deviations from our most recent known common ancestor and there are several variations that we know of us between us and this specimen, how then do we explain that none of these numerous intermediate species survive today, especially since they must have survived long enough to evolve into us?

      I mean aside from yetis, bigfoot, and the like.

      We killed them all, and if not all then the rest died because their ecosystem is long gone.
      The world has changed a lot in the last million years (a glacier ate them, if you will).

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    4. Re:Curious... by Xest · · Score: 1

      There are a number of possible causes that lead to this result, but I'll give an example scenario that results in this outcome.

      Imagine you have 4 sets of terrain adjacent to the previous in this order: jungle, forest, grasslands, plains. Imagine we have a species that has adapted to jungle conditions- over time the population grows and some are forced to start living in the forest, over time, through natural selection these living in the forest become different because the trees are different- there's less of them, they're smaller, eventually this population in the forest becomes different enough to be a different species.

      Now imagine the same happens with the grasslands, and the plains- we end up with 4 different distinct species each adapted to the different environments they now inhabit. Imagine also that something happens to one of these environments- the grasslands burn away in a massive fire, a new, stronger predator evolves in the forests or whatever and one of these species is whiped out because of this.

      To cut a long story short it comes down to this, species evolve to be suited to the pressures of their environment, if a species suffers no enviromental change or does not spread outside it's environment it does not need to evolve very much, but ultimately some members of that species may be forced into new environments due to a large population leading to food shortages. Those in the new environment evolve to suit that new environment better whilst the previous population need not evolve because they're still fine in their old environment. If an event occurs (such as the end of the ice age or the dawning of the ice age for example) that changes an enviroment drastically, some species in some habitats will no longer be able to survive, whilst other species in other environments will be able to do so just fine.

      I hope that clears up at least one of the primary explanations to your question! For what it's worth, it's more complicated in some species such as plants, because it may be that seeds are deposited a long way away from the original population by a bird, these seeds may germinate and the plants evolve into their new environment over time into a different species, because the bird made them take the jump from one habitat to another, it may be that there is no intermediate species. This sort of thing happening in animals is rare though, because it's harder for animals to suffer sudden jumps in habitat changes like plants might, hence why there is much more confidence in intermediate species existing through human evolution- our evolution was almost without a doubt gradual unlike the previously mentioned scenario for some plant species.

    5. Re:Curious... by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      It's dead simple actually, all the intermediate species were out-competed by their slightly more adapted offspring or just failed to adapt to the changing environment. Lots of species die out and it's pretty rare for any species to survive for long unchanged. I think crocodiles and sharks are notable in that respect.

      IANAB(iologist), but my understanding is that once in a while a new variety of a species strikes it lucky with an adaptation and spreads widely, then the different local populations diverge from each other leading to new subspecies. As circumstances change the subspecies specialise further or simply die out.

      LOTS of species die out, it's probably simply chance that our predecessors hung on long enough to get the big brains and subsequent pwnage of the entire earth rather than just dieing out like the other proto-humans.

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    6. Re:Curious... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "So anyone have thoughts on why these transitional states were able to survive long enough for our species to evolve from them but weren't capable of surviving and branching?"

      Because given enough time, all species, not only those that paved the way to our origins do become extinct. On the other hand, who says they didn't branch? *You* are the branch *hands you a treat and pats your head*.

      How is this? Because the very special nature of the number "zero".

      When you have a population of, say 27583 individuals, next you can have maybe 27584, or 27582, or 58397. The same is sayable of almost any other number. But what if per chance the population number becomes zero? Next you will have zero, zero and zero again and so forth for whole eternity. Given this very strong assimetry between zero and all the other numbers is just a matter of time for a population to hit "zero" once and then stay there forever. We know this very stable state as "extinction".

      So now, the question is not why a population becomes extinct but more why a population does not become extinct.

  46. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    You are abusing language massively. Most people don't mean by "creationism" the notion that God set things in motion way back when or the weak sense that there is a creator deity. The general term for that is "theistic evolution" (especially in the theological context as used by certain Christian groups to mean functionally natural evolution and the only direct intervention is God endowing humans with souls). Moreover, it isn't at all clear what you mean by "Darwinism" other than as some vague idea you don't like. In fact, the initial argument you brought up was essentially over one of the primary issues of evolution: whether or not life has a shared common ancestor. The evidence for that is overwhelming. And claiming that that might not have happened isn't something like theistic evolution. It is creationism in the sense of the word that matters most: denial of the science of evolution and replacing it with pseudoscience. It would help if you would a) learn a bit of biology b) carefully use language and when you use an ambiguous term define it c) not play equivocating word games.

  47. Re:Problem with Evolution Studies:It never studies by Anarchduke · · Score: 0, Troll

    You work with the Republican leadership???

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  48. Re:More importantly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just have to install Mono so that she can use it. However that will produce aggressive behavior from members of other closely related species such as RMSs.

  49. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Darwinism has been disproved already, so I do not understand the attempts of science in that direction.

    Could you show where Darwinism has been disproved?

    I did not say evolution was disproved completely

    You should be ashamed at what you did there.

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  50. Re:Death panels by randy+of+the+redwood · · Score: 1
    Rather than point out the flaws, I would say you are generally on track.

    What you refer to is called triage, and hospitals do it on a daily basis.

    IMHO, there are some very good ideas being discussed - ridding the insurance industry of pre-existing conditions for example, which should raise all our costs but only slightly.

    Another is having health care tied to me rather than my employer so I can change jobs without incurring an insurance hassle (I don't change auto insurance when I change jobs).

    However, we are also NOT discussing some critical aspects, I assume because of the corporate interests behind the politicians.

    People need to pay for their own health management. Insurance should be for major unexpected problems. We don't have car insurance pay for tune ups.

    The cost of medical intervention is ludicrous. I had a friend get a replacement knee, and the bill (paid by insurance) was $35,000. The doctor that performed his surgery does 3 knees a day. That doctor makes a good living, but not that good. The big money is going to lots of different leeches, such as malpractice insurance.

    Until we address these issues, your comments will be valid.

    Regardless of the payer, health care is rediculously expensive (http://www.nchc.org/facts/cost.shtml), and no one really cares because WE aren't the ones paying the bill. (Well, we are, but we don't feel it because either the government or our employer is paying it on our behalf).

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  51. Yeah, but this is touching.... by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Truly a touching story about Nancy Reagan.

    You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.

    Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

    There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to the staff at the mental facility treating Hinckley reports to have intercepted:

    To: John Hinckley

    From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan

    My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

    The Reagan family and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

    Best wishes,

    Nancy Reagan & Family

    P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.

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    1. Re:Yeah, but this is touching.... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Barack Obama has been banging
        Jodie Foster

      President Obama is a lesbian? Thats more than I needed to know..

  52. Re:Humans are descended from a monkey-like ancesto by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    In ironic-speak, you are making fun of monkeys.

  53. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by telomerewhythere · · Score: 0
    Here is a question I have been wondering about a long time. Do Humans and Chimps share any or many CNVs? what about SNPs? From the wikiverse, I was able to see that ERVs are common and the reason I was not spontaneously aborted during gestation. Is there more reading that I can find about ERVs, CNVs and SNPs online?

    BTW, thanks for showing me a positive aspect (from human standpoint) of viruses.

  54. Communist?! by gillbates · · Score: 1

    I thought he was socialist!

    Or maybe that was yesterday...

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    1. Re:Communist?! by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I thought he was socialist!

      Or maybe that was yesterday...

      He socialist communist nazi antichrist fascist muslim black-supremacist [insert bad thing here], and NO ONE who opposes him is racist. Not. One.

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    2. Re:Communist?! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Communist?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what a bunch of bitter morons... on BOTH sides

  55. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that one gets a nice nested hierarchy if one looks at SNPs for the great apes and that we share the right spots. Similar remarks apply to CNVs. (This is simply recall from ev bio and genetics classes back in college with out any specific citations) I don't know as much about either of those as I do about ERVs. The main reason I know a bit about ERVs is Abbie Smith's eponymous blog http://scienceblogs.com/erv/. The Sanger Institute http://www.sanger.ac.uk/humgen/cnv/ has done a lot of work related to Copy Number Variation and so poking around their stuff might help but I think they've mainly focused just on variation between humans. So, um, yeah, I guess the short answer is I don't know.

  56. Flat earthers are no joke by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2, Informative
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  57. DEAR GOD, NO! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    One of them found Slashdot! They've breached the inner defenses! Quickly, everyone to your battle stations!

    We've prepared for this. We can push them back. Brace yourselves men, don't give 'em a cyberinch! VICTORY OR DEATH! RUUUAAAAAAARRRRGGHHH!!!!!

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  58. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by telomerewhythere · · Score: 0

    thanks. I also read somewhere, but cannot find now, the theory that viruses had something to do with the portion of the dna that involves human intelligence. Now for some research/reading.

  59. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by HBoar · · Score: 1

    OK, if your god is such a 1337 haxxor, answer me this: Why did he create time before the rest of the universe? This meant it took him 7 days to create the rest. Any reasonably competent deity would create everything else first, then create time, thus allowing him to brag that he created the universe in no time at all. Such a n00b mistake.

  60. Updated - link to the story. by gillbates · · Score: 2, Informative
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  61. You're welcome. by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 1

    You claim one was "singing about bombing Iran", but I challenge you to actually find either that actually said anything like that.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zoPgv_nYg

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  62. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

    Actually it's reasonably similar to going from:
    color = orange
    Fillscreen(color)

    to:
    color = orange
    if theme = 2009 then color = blue
    Fillscreen(color)

    Especially if "theme 2009" is made the new default. The old stuff still exists, and is covered up, exactly like you describe.

  63. Apologetics 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Locate gap
    2. Insert god

  64. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by bogjobber · · Score: 1

    First I'll ignore your use of "Darwinism" as representative of some sort of dogmatic ethos, and assume you are talking about the modern scientific theory of evolution.

    But ignoring that, of course evolution is flawed. It's science! Science has to correspond to reality, and the tools we have to observe our world are pretty limited.

    That's the difference between science and abstract philosophy theories. It's not enough to invent these grand theories of how everything came to be, we have to do the dirty work and make sure those theories accurately reflect observable reality. A side effect of the scientific process is the theories that make it through are almost always incomplete and severely limited, and sometimes they're a giant hack that's obviously flawed to everybody involved (although certainly not the case with evolution). But until you can prove that theory wrong it's the most likely answer.

    There are many questions regarding the process of evolution about which we have a limited understanding, and some of our current concepts are likely to be proven false. So in some ways it can certainly be regarded as flawed. But the various theories and concepts comprising the modern theory of evolution have been proven and refined so many thousands of times that the basic principles must be acknowledged as true by anyone that believes in science.

  65. Re:Creation Theory by Z80a · · Score: 1

    you're god, and you're bored.
    whats more fun?

    A) creating all the species/planets/universe yourself and deny ANY chance they actually surprise and entretain you in any form.

    or B) create a set of physical rules that may lead to something interessing and roll the dices to see what interessing stuff will come out of it?

    if i was god, i would get bored quite fast with option A.

  66. She's Gone by kiehlster · · Score: 1

    Now I know you had a hard time getting over Lucy, and now you're just digging even further into your past, but lets face it. It's been over four million years since she broke up with you. Get over it. Because she's gone.

  67. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by LordKazan · · Score: 1

    you don't have theories, you have cognitive feces

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  68. A stupid question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is mya in 4.4mya? Million years "old"?

    1. Re:A stupid question... by Convector · · Score: 1

      Pretty much. "million years ago" actually. It's a common abbreviation in geologic literature. You also often see "Ma" for "mega-annum".

  69. Re:Problem with Evolution Studies:It never studies by sorak · · Score: 1

    So what is the IQ of an anonymous coward?

  70. Proof on common ancestor without fossils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If think humans and monkeys don't have common ancestor - watch this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk

  71. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by steelfood · · Score: 1

    Or, you can put it this way: Copy and paste a lot, and you'll start to see the occasional data corruption. It's usually a bit flip here or there, but occasionally. In the old days, only the flipped bits that don't matter get passed on, so functionally, there's no difference between a true copy and paste.

    Now, copy and paste a shitload, and you'll see lots of data corruption, but independently, and in no particular pattern. Occasionally, that bit flip turns something that says true into something that says false, or turns 110 into 111. Then suddenly, the execution path changes a bit. And even more rarely, that execution path produces something interesting, because data and code are stored together and data can be misinterpreted as code with a bit flip and vise versa (and we know how dangerous that is).

    Copy and pasting is cellular division. It's not reproduction. Copy and pasting a lot is the creation and maintenance of an organism. So in our lifetime, we copy and past billions of times. Imagine the sheer amount of diversity if every time your program ran, some bits flipped, but it may have an effect or it may not. You can think of sexual reproduction as code that writes itself, but each parent writes every other bit.

    Now, add natural selection to it, whereby there are outside variables that result in only a subset of variations to continue to reproduce. Since the world's climate is pretty diverse, then the programs running in different parts of the world would quickly be very diverse. After a while, you'll end up with a set of pretty varied programs. After billions of years, you might even end up with consciousness.

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  72. Re:I see what they are trying to piece together, b by owlstead · · Score: 1

    The problem with creationalists is that you actively reason backwards. You start with the theory (the conclusion) and then try to fit the world into that view. A true scientist (and yes, there are many that don't adhere to that) tries to do the same thing, just the exact other way around. Your post is a very clear example of that.

    That said; guys, this is not a troll, just somebody that does not see science in its current form as the truth. If this was a scientific journal, this might be considered trolling, but since it isn't it should just be left alone, not modded down. If you can't see the point of this; try to call my aunt a troll to her face and see what happens :)

  73. Re:Creation Theory by steelfood · · Score: 1

    As a programmer, B is far more appealing, if it was ever possible. I mean, look how boring Spore is, while the Game of Life is so interesting. Just imagine that on steroids.

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  74. Ah, the old "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense! by spun · · Score: 1

    As I am not a liberal or a progressive, but a flat out anarchist, I take no offense in your characterizations. NOT a fucking libertarian, either, an anarchist. Means 'no rulers,' not 'no government.'

    Urban states pay more in taxes, and get less in Federal funds. Backwoods southern Republican/conservative/rural states are parasites on the educated citizenry of America, taking far more in Feral funds than they pay in taxes.

    While I don't think racism has been fixed in America, I think we've come a long way. Jefferson, Franklin and Henry were products of their time, and based on the standards of that time, were decidedly NOT racist. So I'd never make that claim.

    Liberals and progressives have more in common with mainstream America than conservatives, libertarians, and other forms of right winger. That's why they control the executive and legislative branches right now. People want more socialism, not less.

    I wouldn't raise taxes as high as they were in the fifties and sixties, 90% for the highest bracket. The Laffer Curve is a useful theory, providing accurate predictions. Raise taxes too high and you will decrease government revenues while depressing the economy. Studies show that 70% is a much more realistic high end for taxes, so yes, I would raise the highest income tax, say for anything over a quarter million, to 60-70%.

    The UN? Really? Sheesh, I don't even have a response to that conspiracy, you guys still worry about the UN taking over America? One world government still terrorizing your nightmares? Sad.

    I can't speak for these buttlickers (nice term, did you pull it out of your ass? Fucking Fox News and other teabagger promoters were calling them teabaggers, blissfully unaware of the sexual connotations. We just picked it up and ran with it. It isn't making fun of the teabggers themselves, but rather, the clueless hucksters promoting the 'movement') but as for me, I don't want much for myself, I just want a level playing field and equality of opportunity. Not equality of outcome, better effort should yield better outcomes. Just make sure that an inner city kid has the same opportunities that a young scion of a wealthy family has.

    See, that's how you rebut an idiotic rant. Not by copy paste.

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    1. Re:Ah, the old "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense! by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      As I am not a liberal or a progressive, but a flat out anarchist, I take no offense in your characterizations. NOT a fucking libertarian, either, an anarchist. Means 'no rulers,' not 'no government.'

      Well your post called me names, made assumptions about my beliefs, and pegged me as part of a group, so I did the same to you. The right-left bickering is tiresome, and all the stuff you came up with are repeated over and over.

      You must have a different definition of anarchy than I've ever seen, which always includes "absence of government" and lawlessness. I feel government is a necessary evil, but needs to be small and with clear restrictions on its power. Kind of like the Constitution is supposed to do. Under that system, there aren't supposed to be any rulers.

      Urban states pay more in taxes, and get less in Federal funds. Backwoods southern Republican/conservative/rural states are parasites on the educated citizenry of America, taking far more in Feral funds than they pay in taxes.

      Yea, those uneducated white trash crackers need to be dumped in the ocean. I don't know what trauma you suffered on your last trip to Virginia, or what coffee shop propaganda you've been swallowing that created all that hate in you. Don't forget that a lot of that money is farm subsidies - all those fancy restaurants on Park Avenue have to get food from somewhere, you know. A lot of it is just vote-buying, too. But, guess what? Richer states have more rich people and poorer states have more poor people. I have no need for those Washington handouts, and would just as soon they stop - it's unsustainable anyway.

      While I don't think racism has been fixed in America, I think we've come a long way. Jefferson, Franklin and Henry were products of their time, and based on the standards of that time, were decidedly NOT racist. So I'd never make that claim.

      I quite agree, but I see them and others of their time being trashed all the time. I'm glad not everybody buys into that.

      Liberals and progressives have more in common with mainstream America than conservatives, libertarians, and other forms of right winger. That's why they control the executive and legislative branches right now. People want more socialism, not less.

      That's quite a leap. I think you need to get out more. But you're probably right that there are people that don't understand socialism, and have never lived under it, that think more of it would be better. I think that Americans are for the most part fiercely independent, but there is a lot of indoctrination going on in the schools (I was exposed to it myself) that convinces people that the job of government is to look out for you and to take care of you.

      More pointedly, the left-right pendulum swings back and forth fairly often in US politics. It's no surprise that it took a huge swing to the left after the disaster that was George W Bush.

      And of course it's also a tool that those in power use to keep the American people fight amongst themselves, while the long-term plans just keep moving forward in the background.

      I wouldn't raise taxes as high as they were in the fifties and sixties, 90% for the highest bracket. The Laffer Curve is a useful theory, providing accurate predictions. Raise taxes too high and you will decrease government revenues while depressing the economy. Studies show that 70% is a much more realistic high end for taxes, so yes, I would raise the highest income tax, say for anything over a quarter million, to 60-70%.

      But that just Federal taxes alone. States and localities impose further taxes, and they keep going up. Some people in the US already pay 60-70% marginal rate. And that doesn't count all the little fees and taxes and hidden stuff that hits the small businesses worst of all. And don't forget that the US has the highest corporate tax rate in the world - and corpora

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      "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
      --- Jerry Garcia
    2. Re:Ah, the old "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense! by spun · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the name calling.

      The definition you've heard for 'anarchy' is wrong. As I said, an-archy: no-ruler. Not 'no state' or 'no government.' No government would be 'anocracy.' Democratic governments can be anarchies, if there is no one imposing rules using force from above. Direct democracy, for instance, is always an anarchy.

      In an anarchist system, power is exercised by the smallest possible groups, with limited areas of responsibility. Larger groups can be entered into by the will of the members of the smaller groups, but this should be voluntary, and the smaller, local groups should take precedence.

      In that regard, I believe in a smaller federal government and more autonomy for states, cities and counties.

      I used to live on a 300 acre farm in the back woods of West Virginia, and I loved it. Best people in the world, will give you the shirt off their back, etc. I've nothing against anyone from any locality, but it seems hypocritical when states fight for autonomy from a Federal government that is, in some cases, handing them two dollars for every dollar they pay in taxes. Each state gets two senators, no matter how big or small the state, so smaller states interests are better represented.

      I've lived abroad, and seen real socialism in action. It works. People are happier and get more from their tax dollars. Most are happy to pay the higher taxes they do because they get good value for the money. However, the most successful socialist democracies have two things in common that we don't: they are culturally homogeneous, so no one feel like their tax money is going to help those 'other' people, but people just like them. They also tend to have more of a history and culture of social cooperation.

      The best example of real socialism at work can be found in the Mondragon Cooperative in Spain. Fifty years ago, this was a subsistence farming region of Basque Spain. They built themselves a socialist government, inside the Spanish system, that worked for them. Picture it, everything is a cooperative, schools, housing development, businesses, everything. Each with its own membership and voting. If you want to start your own business, you are given all the help you need to do it right, cooperative business services, staffing, marketing, banking all come together to ensure that the five year failure rate for new businesses is around ten percent. The failure rate, not the success rate as it is here. There is a societal income cap, with the highest paid person making not more than fifty times what the lowest paid person makes. Look it up, it's a pretty interesting case study.

      You can see exactly what we pay in taxes by comparing the budgets and deficits of all state and federal programs with GDP. You can do this with any country and get a trues sense of how much they pay in taxes. Our tax rate, as a percentage of GDP, is very, very low. Around 20-30%.

      I really do mean what I said about equality of opportunity. As I mentioned, I have nothing against any of my fellow citizens. As much as I become frustrated with the collective actions of people here in America, I've met very few persons I dislike or wish any sort of harm on.

      Let me tell you the difference between Anarchy and Communism. In theory, they are working towards the same end: anarchy. Did you know that? Small, local, democratic control is the aim of both Anarchy and Communism. In theory. In practice, anarchists in a communist regime get ice-picks through their heads, because they trust the citizens to do it now whereas the Communists think people need to be lead to self determination by the hand. Communists think that if we just went straight to Anarchy, the powerful would take advantage and recreate the same oppressive system we have now, because people are not ready for real self governance.

      The Communist part of me sees our corporate power structure and thinks that we need something equally powerful to fight it before people can really govern themselves without re-enacting the

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    3. Re:Ah, the old "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense! by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      These are interesting ideas, and I certainly go along with the idea that the greatest power should belong to the smallest groups (governing from the bottom up). I've said before that communism is theoretically the best possible system of government, but it is practically unworkable for groups of more than about 40 or 50.

      Anyway, just some thoughts. There are good people in government, who really care about the public. Sociopaths may be over represented in the halls of power and the corporate boardroom, but they do not even make up the majority.

      Yes, there are good ones, but way too few and far between. For the most part, politicians do not have souls. (sorry if that offends you). If they have a culture of sociopathy, it doesn't really matter if many are not built that way. Not having souls makes them easy to manipulate, it's just that we're letting the wrong people manipulate them.

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      "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
      --- Jerry Garcia
    4. Re:Ah, the old "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense! by spun · · Score: 1

      Remember, the end goal of Communism is anarchism, with direct democratic control over the means of production. The Communists see themselves as the vanguard of the new order, paving the way for direct democracy, when the people are ready for it. Which, surprise, surprise, they never seems to be.

      Ideally, there should be no such thing as a politician. Working in politics should be seen as a civic duty that one performs at some point or points in one's life, like jury duty, not as a career.

      There are inherent moral risks, in both business and politics, involved with allowing and encouraging a managing class. That is one major problem with the corporate form, as well as with representative democracies. How do we guarantee that these people we have appointed to oversee our interests will actually do so, and not use their power within the system to bend the system into serving their needs and not ours? With sole proprietorships and partnerships, the owners are the managers, or at least they are very close to the managers and maintain knowledge of their activities. Our current system of corporate laws has been designed to benefit the small professional managing class, and not the owners. Our current political system has been tweaked to benefit the small governing class, and not the citizens.

      Capitalism and the free market would work much better without corporations, which create a moral hazard by their very structure. With our current communications systems, we could also do away with the governing class and have a direct, participatory democracy. I've heard the arguments against direct democracy, but these are usually put forth by proponents and supporters of the political class, who, like the communists, never think the people are really ready to govern themselves. A proper constitution is a better guard against the tyranny of majority than representatives are, and if we can not trust the people to make good decisions, how can we trust them to decide who will make those decisions? Either we trust people to govern themselves or we don't.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    5. Re:Ah, the old "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense! by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      I'm in favor of a representative lottery, myself. It would work just like jury duty - all registered voters go onto the list. When your number's up, you have to serve. To get out of it, you have to appeal to a judge with a really good reason why you can't do it.

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      "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
      --- Jerry Garcia
  75. Evoluntion is a lie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    âoeEvolution is promoted by its practitioners as more than mere science. Evolution is promulgated as an ideology, a secular religionâ"a full-fledged alternative to Christianity, with meaning and morality. I am an ardent evolutionist and an ex-Christian, but I must admit that in this one complaintâ"and Mr [sic] Gish is but one of many to make itâ"the literalists are absolutely right. Evolution is a religion. This was true of evolution in the beginning, and it is true of evolution still today. â⦠Evolution therefore came into being as a kind of secular ideology, an explicit substitute for Christianity.â
    Michael Ruse(evolutionary atheist)

    Evolution is a Lie! If you want the truth just sincerely ask God to reveal it to you. You wont regret it. Have a blessed day.

    (Great Resources One Small Speck to Man by Vij Sodera, Answers in Genesis, The Evolution Handbook by Vance Ferrell , The evolution of a Creationist Dr. Jobe Martin)
    Onward Christian Soldiers Keep it up for the Glory of God.

  76. Re:Creation Theory by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    If you are God, You are doomed to eternal boredom. You have such strong observational powers that you can look at a rolling dice and tell which face it is going to show. This applies to literal dice, as well as metaphorical dice like randomness in biological evolution.

    Not only that, if students who pray after the exams are correct in their beliefs: God can also "will" the dice to roll to a particular face after the it has been cast. You will agree that it is never fun to play a game where you have to intentionally subdue some of your abilities.

    Or, God would evolve the genes necessary to never get bored.

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    Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
  77. Re:Humans are descended from a monkey-like ancesto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might be fun to say that humans come from apes not monkeys but the content of that statement is pretty low. Humans are apes. We share a common ancestor with the other great apes which looked pretty ape-like. But before that apes and monkeys share common ancestors that if one looked at today one would call a monkey based on appearance. So saying that we're descended from apes not monkeys is a) nitpicky and b) not completely accurate anyways.

    The correct information about humans being descended from apes or monkeys either way is incorrect in either aspect. Ardipithecus ramidus has a mixture of traits of both later hominids such as Au. afarensis and Homo erectus as well as having the similarities in the pelvis of the chimps. The feet of the Ar. ramidus is not like humans or chimps as they have a divergent hallux but it has the capability to not only grasp but also it is flexible. The chimp hallux is not flexible because when knuckle walking if the hallux were flexible then the support needed to walk like that would not be there. The more flexible hallux for Ar. ramidus seems to be adapted for climbing and bipedal walking. The metarsals are positioned and the head of the metatarsals are designed for bipedal walking. So to say that the humans and human ancestors are directly descended from apes or monkeys is simply incorrect. I study biological anthropology at the University of Akron in Akron, Ohio. I have read a few of the Science articles and working on the rest. If you are really interested check out sciencemag.org and download the articles from the group that did the work. I don't have an account so this will not show my name.