MS's "Lifeblogging" Camera Enters Mass Production
holy_calamity writes "Remember Microsoft's camera to be slung around the necks of people with Alzheimer's to help them recall where they'd been? A version of this device will now be mass-produced by a UK firm, Vicon, which obtained a license from Microsoft to manufacture the camera. It is worn around the neck and takes an image every thirty seconds, or in response to its light sensor, accelerometer, or body-heat sensor indicating that something of interest may be happening. Until now only a few hundred had been made for research, which showed they can genuinely help people with memory problems. The new version will be marketed to Alzheimer's researchers this winter, and to consumers for 'lifelogging' beginning in 2010."
Getting people with memory problems to remember they have them and how to use them.
The technology involved is bloody well obvious.
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This story should be tagged "memento".
DO NOT WANT.
i can only imagine
I expect nothing less than 7 four-or-higher-modded slashdot dupe jokes out of this topic. Now, get to work!
Table-ized A.I.
The next thing in "social networking": link your "SenseCam" to your 'pod and upload an image to lifeblog.com (already registered) every time you move your head. It will surely soon eclipse FaceSpace.
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Table-ized A.I.
Technology can and does change our lives in profound and wonderful ways, but...
I think a pad of paper and a pen might be a better solution, or even a PDA (remember when they were called PDAs?) with a calendar and note taking application.
8:10 AM - Took heart medication.
9:45 AM - Went to market to pick up bread for dinner.
10:30 AM - Took blood pressure medication.
10:40 AM - Maintenance stopped by and fixed the leaky faucet in the bathroom. If it starts leaking again, call 555-1212 and ask for Ben and let him know it's still leaking.
People with memory problems need a convenient and reliable memory enhancer. I doubt recording your life and having to watch it back over and over to see what you've done is convenient or reliable. Glancing at your pad of paper or calendar plus note taking application is easy, fast, convenient, and reliable.
Nothing but monitor shots.
God spoke to me.
Can you imagine what'd happen if Google got hold of this? We'd have high-resolution "street view" images of every bingo parlor on earth! Okay, in Japan it might be pachinko houses...
With Microsoft at the helm, we can sit back free of worry - they've earned our trust with their consistent, careful handling of our personal information! Grandma is safe, cradled gently in Ballmer's strong arms...
#DeleteChrome
How about the device's operating system? Its software component installed on your PC? Methods* used to determine change in environment? Change in mood? and many many other little details.
Obviously Vicon are not idiots and they saw a benefit in licensing the tech rather than building everything from ground up.
*Possible patents
Here are the first few snapshots of my daily activities.
1) Using Draino in my stopped up kitchen sink
2) Me standing naked in front of the mirror, contemplating my 250 lbs weight
3) Using a plunger on an overflowing stopped up toilet
4) Checking the tire pressure in my tires
5) Posting on Slashdot
6) Standing in line at the grocery store in a slow moving line
7) Bending down looking for mosquito larvae in a puddle
8) Staring at the mess in my closet and wondering when I will ever get around to cleaning it out
9) Me scratching my balls
10) Me shaving with a older style double-edged safety razor
Thanks to Microsoft, I may eventually have a device which will allow me to jog my memory of what those moments were like. Perhaps, I should save the pictures of those moments forever, so that future generations will know what life was like during this time period.
Despite heat and motion sensors and such to try to detect significant moments, the results might end up, not being much better that is on my list.
That's the next question outta my mouth after trying to figure out why the #!*@$ I walked into the kitchen in the first place.
Error:
I'd like to have one to wear for when I go drinking, as I usually end up somewhere I don't remember being!
"That's funny, I don't remember being underwater earlier."
"How odd, it shows I was under water all day yesterday, just blue on every picture."
http://www.mr-lee-catcam.de/pe_cc_u.htm
Get the B out of there, in the headline. It's not life"B"logging!!!! You made up that word.
The article refers to lifelog, not lifeblog.
Let's not let another crappy made-up word enter our vocabulection!
This could be really useful if they added sound recording and a way to program the device to take a picture upon sensing a pre-determined stimulus. You could, for instance, record a couple samples of the sound keys make when you put them down somewhere and tell the device to take a snapshot whenever it detects a similar noise. Assuming accurate pattern-matching, something like this could really cut down on time lost searching for lost keys.
I'm sure there are tons of other movement/light/sound stimuli combinations that would also be useful to program in as markers for important events. The sound of a car engine starting, a door closing or opening - if this could be opened up to community development, the possibilities are staggering.
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Wait for them to become mandatory! ^^
Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
Not only will you look like a twat but the more you rely on technology to hold your hand, the worse your memory will get.
Imagine if this catches on and everyone starts wearing one and uploading their "lives" online. If people freaked about Google Streetview invading their "privacy" that will be nothing compared to what will happen when this tsunami hits. If each photo or video stream is encoded with the date, time and GPS coordinates and you combine it with some good facial recognition software we can finally bring back the ancestral "village" where everyone knows what everyone else is doing, all the time, everywhere. Sunlight is the best disinfectant and these little devices can help shine it everywhere.
...just remember Sammy Jenkins.
Could it be, that in 50 years, a person not wearing his camera will be viewed with deep suspicion?
What are you up to, that you don't want recorded?..
In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
Alzheimer's Disease is not only about memory. A recent article describes how certain cognive abilities, such as visuospatial skill, already start to decline three years before the first signs of memory imparement start to surface. My wife, who has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's Disease about three years ago, can no longer write, not even her own name. She cannot even sign. She still thinks that she can write her name, but when she tries, she fails. Even copying her name from an example, is very hard for her. She can still read, although lately I have noticed, she is also starting to have problems with that. However, she still does most of our shoppings. She goes shopping almost everyday and I tell her what to buy. But I should limit the number of items to about three, otherwise she is getting trouble. If its more than one or two items, I have to give her a shopping list. I give her the list in the morning, before I go to my office, and in most cases it is only during the day, that she goes shopping. Her short-time memory is very poor. She can tell you the same story within five minutes, or also often loses her keys or makes things 'disappear' in the house.
O yeah, besides reading be a problem, reading the time from a clock is even a bigger problem. I have removed the minute hand from some of our clocks in home, because already very earlier phases of Alzheimer's Disease, confusing the hour and minute hands is a big problem. A sense of time is also one of the things that is often lost early phases of the disease.
The domain is already registered.
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What's there to license? Standard digital cameras can be worn around your neck and have an interval function. There is absolutely nothing new here.
Gotta get me one of them to find out where I put down my reading glasses.
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With this technology all murders will be solved... "in about an hour."
Say hello to my little sig.
What if Microsoft used Danger to store the images???
(Actually, it is good to see something from Microsoft Research make it to market, even if it's not Microsoft doing it...)
dave
That'll be the citizens who supervise *themselves* ! Just give the government (or...) full access to everyones data and even the UK can switch off their CCTV cameras ! Brilliant !
07:45:30 Face down in oatmeal.
07:46:00 Face down in oatmeal.
07:46:30 Face down in oatmeal.
07:47:00 Face down in oatmeal.
07:47:30 Nurse wiping oatmeal off face.
07:48:00 Face down in oatmeal.
Have gnu, will travel.
This technology would be supremely useful for all of the people who got piss drunk and can't remember where they left their camera or parked their car.
I'm a cognitive scientist and am a member of one of the teams who have been working with the MS SenseCam device (now to be called Vicon Revue), doing memory research. Most of us are academics and clinicians collaborating with Microsoft Research.
This kind of technology (i.e., wearable automated sensors, cameras, etc. that capture massive troves of data about one's experiences) is becoming cheaper, better, and more ubiquitous. But we're still just beginning to explore the many possibilities for research and for clinical or everyday applications. And of course with these possibilities come a host of technical, ethical, and social issues for us to confront.
We just concluded the SenseCam 2009 symposium in Chicago, which featured a lot of really interesting research and discussion, amongst collaborators from cognitive psychology, neuroscience, computer science, clinical psychology, public health, etc.
Slashdot's BillG-Borg graphic on Microsoft stories will be relevant again..
I guess if someone wearing this device went to watch a movie they wouldn't be so concerned as to where they had been but rather were they would be going after having unwittingly pirated a movie.
Could you imagine being caught, with the evidence literally hanging around your neck but not even being able to remember having watched the movie in the first place. This thing sounds like a great idea.
Microsoft have derived a stack of publicity from the Sensecam and lifeblogging - it's made them look like a terrific company. I think this PR needs some counter-balance: Microsoft made Lyndsey Williams, the inventor of the Sensecam, redundant. Possibly not the best way to reward someone who was responsible for millions of dollars of positive PR; you don't get rid of the people who are doing brilliant work if you plan on delivering brilliant products in the future. But this has probably been a good thing for the rest of us; Ms Williams is prolific in bringing new devices to prototype and beyond. Her site shows her recent work, including the Sensebulb - a device for non-intrusive monitoring of elderly people who live alone. It can detect unusual situations and alert friends and relatives. This would have saved the lives of two people I knew. She has a stack of other interesting projects on the go too. Her site is well worth reading.
Disclosure: I know Ms Williams and take the opportunity to promote her work whenever I can. I'm not paid for this: I'm not in PR.
Hey, it worked in 50 First Dates!
How long till Alzheimers patients start getting sued for breach of copyright?
This is the concept I came up about 5 years ago, I still think it is marvelous idea (not for Alzheimer, but for trips and so). People said Im crazy. Big thump up to those brave people who made it happen! PS. Keep the price down.
Just one more step after Youtube, blogs, and Twitter to Neil Stephenson's gargoyles from Snow Crash.