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Element 114 Verified
ExRex writes "A team at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory has observed the production of superheavy element 114, confirming the results of researchers at the Joint Institute for Nuclear Research in Dubna, Russia. Those researchers first reported producing element 114 in 1999. Such independent verification is important, particularly given the evidence of fabricated results for other superheavy elements. If you're a subscriber to Physical Review Letters, you can download the full article."
Maybe it is certified. Maybe it is Cisco certified! What the hell kind of scientific terminology is that...
Mr. President, we cannot allow an Element 114 gap!
That's HEAVY.
We already know how many electrons and protons there are gonna be -- why not just publish the formula and the basic properties like Mendeleyev used to do?
now i need a new periodic table
Well, as far as Sig's go, Freud was a doozy.
Fine, fine, element 114 has been verified. Now, if they could just get a move on with element 115, we could make our UFO Power Sources work and finally get those Firestorms into the air. We're practically defenseless against the sectoids!
Didn't the team that falsified the info about 114 and 116 come from Lawrence Livermoore
Stupid question from a non-physicist -- What is the point in synthesizing elements with half lives measured in seconds if not microseconds?
Such independent verification is important, particularly given the evidence of fabricated results for other superheavy elements.
Unfortunately, the article that story is pointing to claiming that it was fraud rather than error has expired from Yahoo's site. Do you have a better link?
Didn't the team that falsified the info about 114 and 116 come from Lawrence Livermoore
What is the chain of thought that leads researchers to that level of fraud? Eventual exposure and disgrace is always the most likely outcome.
this guy had time to make a youtube video on the subject
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX-gqFChAyk
Great! Only one more to go and we can start researching powersuits and UFO construction.
Scientists point out problems, engineers fix them
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To Elerium-115!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elerium-115
An old Poul Anderson story, Mirkheim, used a stable superheavy element, eka-platinum, as a Maguffin.
In the novel, the stuff was produced in a supernova. A gas giant planet was walloped by the explosion, blowing away its atmosphere leaving a creamy nougat center very dense rocky core. The heavy elements produced by the supernova were plastered across its surface.
As I recall, the planet's discovery by the galaxy's great powers caused a political crisis and the threat of war. The stuff was highly valued. The one use I recall was a hull plating used by hydrogen-breathing races.
One more to go till we get Elerium-115.
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet -Stanislaw Lem
Yeah, um, show us some photos! While you're at it, I wanna see Unnilquadium too! And if ya' got some time, how about some unobtainium?
Spork.
P.S. Spork.
...is snacktacular!
This could finally be the Bolognium we have all been waiting for!!
Seriously though... what does it do?
I hear element 114 is highly radioactive.
The shareholder is always right.
But what class of chemical element is it?
I, for one, am hoping that it is SUPER FUCKING HEAVY METAL! \m/
Could of sworn this was up 3 weeks ago on CNN. Slow news day?
Blasphemer, Heretic, Defiler of the Sacred Ones.
Thou art Deprived of Your Limbs.
Thy Nose Shall be Split.
Thou art Cast Down and Overthrown.
Ra-Harmakhis Destroyeth Thee.
He Damneth Thee and Driveth Hooks into Thy Body.
Isis Sayeth in Mighty Voice,
"The Number of Thy Days are Cut Short.
Thy Bones are Broken to Splinters Thy Vertebrae are Severed."
Horus Hammereth Thy Head.
The Sons of Heru Smash You with Their Blows.
Thou Art Decimated by Their Violence.
Thou Fallest Backwards as Thou Retreateth Like unto Apep.
The Great Company of Gods Gather in Retribution.
They Hath Passed Judgment upon Thee.
They Cast Down Your Heresy.
They Spit Upon Thee and Thy Rebellion And Turn Their Back upon Thee.
Horus Repulseth Thy Crocodile.
Sut Defileth Thy Tomb.
Nephthys Hacketh Thee in Pieces.
The Sons of Horus Speareth Thee.
The Gods Repulse Thee.
The Flame of Their Fire is Against Thee.
Cursed Art Thou, Impaled Thou Art, Flayed Art Thou.
Heretic Thou Art Cast Down.
Blows are Rained upon Thee.
Dismemberment and Slaughter are on Thee.
Thy Crocodile is Trampled under Foot.
Thy Soul is Wrenched from its Shade.
Thy Name is Erased.
Thy Spells are Impotent.
Nevermore Shalt Thou Emerge from Thy Den.
Thy City Armana Lays in Ruin.
Damned Art Thy Accursed Soul and Shadow.
Die O One, which Art Consumed.
Thy Name is Buried in Oblivion.
Silence Covereth Thee and Thy False One.
Down upon Thy Belly.
Be Drowned, Be Drowned, Be Vomited Upon.
[Guitar solo]
The Gods have Pronounced Thy Doom.
They Scorn Thee and Thy False Aten.
The Ancient Ones Turn Their Backs upon Thee.
Thou Art Cast Down, Overthrown.
Thy Reign of Heresy is Ended.
Those Thou Hast Driven Out Have Risen Against Thee.
Cast down the Heretic.
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Cast down the Heretic.
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She Filleth Thine Orifices with Fire.
Uadjit Shutteth Thee in the Pits of Burning.
Nevermore Shall You Breathe or Procreate.
Neither Thy House or Tomb Exist.
Thou Shalt Drive Thy Teeth into Thine Own Body.
Heretic, Thou Art Cast Down.
Overthrown, Ended, Hacked in Pieces, Slaughtered, Butchered.
Ra Hath Made Thoth to Slay Thee Utterly.
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I was pleased to read that Heino Nitsche is one of the project's lead researchers. His general chemistry course at Berkeley was very informative and enjoyable (and not just because he has a German accent and glorious mad scientist mustache); I've yet to meet someone who can get that excited about chemistry at 9 a.m. :)
I still remember a story he told us during the unit on radioactivity and nuclear decay. One of his cats, sick with cancer, was treated with radioactive I-131. After the cat "cooled off" at the vet hospital, Heino took him home, nursed him back to health, and, like a true scientist, measured the cat's radioactivity every morning with a Geiger counter. Sure enough, the measured decay curve strongly matched the predicted one. The cat lived for several more years, too.
If you want a brief overview of the history of heavy element synthesis, especially as it pertains to Berkeley, check out his lecture (47) on the subject.
What we really need next is Element 119 ;-)
Hey let's put it in the LHC and see what hap(&(*%&* NO CARRIER.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
Upon reading the headline, my first thought was "dammit, now Tom Lehrer's Elements Song is even further behind."
I have no idea what nothin means 'bout nuthin, but all this theoretical shit means nuthin, until you hit the jackpot.
Then, we get the magical stuff to built space elevators, time machines, and whatnot, right?
All joking aside, you don't know what weird shit is good for, until you have enough of it to play around with to find out, right?
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
Let's wait until they discover element 126, formally known as Unbihexium, but labeled by Action Comics as the atomic number for Kryptonite.
Where's the obligatory mention of the 'Fifth Element'?
*sigh*
When hot red-headed aliens escape the attention of the
nerd/geek fan base, I start to worry that as a whole we
are getting old.
Or, what would you like as a name?
teleny, friend of cats.
Once we find elerium, all the world's energy problems should be solved forever.
That's HEAVY.
There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?
Unlike porn, which yada yada rimshot hey-ooh!
GREAT SCOTT!
While the hole they made wasn't black, it was very very dark. And heavy.
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elerium-115?
I thought the official name of element 115 was Ununpentium. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ununpentium
It's listed as Uup on a Dept of Navy periodic chart that was issued in the 1990s.
Robert Lazar discusses applications of Element 115 at his web site: http://www.boblazar.com/closed/gravity.htm
Bob Lazar is still around ? After all that area 51 crap ?
element discovers you!
Good people go to bed earlier.
Its a reference to the seminal PC game X-COM aka UFO: Enemy Unknown.
There's an interesting caveat to calling this element heavy. Just because it has 114 protons doesn't necessarily mean that it's "heavy". The "heaviest" elements are the densest ones, which tend to fall in the middle of the transition metals. If I recall correctly, 114 falls on the on the right side of the transition metals, so it might not be all that "heavy". There are reasons why this happen, something about the f-orbitals actually allowing atoms to get closer to one another, but it's been a long time since college chemistry.
The only way to tell the difference between a hamster and a gerbil is that the hamster has more white meat.
...Sapphire and Steel have been assigned.
Yeah blah blah scifi, syfy, etc, etc. What are the ruskies naming this puppy?? (and the next 3 they checked out?)
prof 1 ....right Gordon, every things ready ....yes, this is the densest sample yet, I understand they went to quite some lengths to get this element 114 ...
prof 2
prof 1 - so we will bring the LHC up 115%, a bit of gamble but we need the extra funding
prof 2 - just follow standard procedure Gordon, and everything will be fine
prof 1 -I don`t know how you can say that, although I do think the chance of another quench event is remote
Prof 2 - Gordon doesn`t need to hear this, he`s a highly trained Al-Queda operative
Prof 1 - ah! yes!, we have every faith in you Gordon
Prof 2 - right! lets let him in now
Earth destruction in 164287 seconds and counting ...
GAH! "filter error: Please use fewer "junk" characters, its called "formating text" you dumb computerised period counter, why do I bother!
Great Scott!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne6ZZTfiQAw
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.