Slashdot Mirror


Intel Says Brain Implants Could Control Computers By 2020

Lucas123 writes "Scientists at Intel are working on developing sensors that would be implanted in a person's head in order to harness brain waves that could then be used to control computers, televisions, cell phones and other electronic equipment. Intel has already used Functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging (FMRI) machines to determine that blood flow changes in specific areas of the brain based on what word or image someone is thinking of. People tend to show the same brain patterns for similar thoughts. 'Eventually people may be willing to be more committed ... to brain implants. Imagine being able to surf the Web with the power of your thoughts.' said Intel research scientist Dean Pomerleau."

67 of 314 comments (clear)

  1. Let me know when... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can get direct neural input from the Playboy channel.

    --
    Please do not read this sig. Thank you.
    1. Re:Let me know when... by dreamchaser · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are out of luck. I would suggest leaving Mom's basement and getting a little sun and perhaps actually talking to some girls. You'll get results faster that way. Trust me; it works. It does require the Social Interaction plugin for your Operating System, but that is freely available and has been for millennia.

    2. Re:Let me know when... by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd do that, but I heard that girlfriend 2.0 is incompatible with wife 1.0. It has to be uninstalled first, and eventually girlfriend 2.0 will auto-upgrade to wife 2.0 anyway.

      --
      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    3. Re:Let me know when... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 2, Funny

      I found that the cocky douchebag plugin also helps a lot for this type of function. In fact, if you combine the DirectErect Browser with the NoPersonality add on and the FeelingBlock privacy protection add on you can navigate almost all of the social intrawebs without guilt/remorse/ or a second thought attacks. Of course, for real protection it is a good idea to download a third party security application like RubberCover or TrojanPlus. If you couple these with the applications like UIDRing or ThePill you are almost 100% protected against unwanted/unexpected child-development attacks.

      Really if you are going to encourage the poor young man to expose his virgin soul to the RealWorld2.0 you should give him some good security advice while you're at it. Of course, as we all know, security is a mindset not a product. And for the ultimate defense it is best to keep an air gap between your local Genital-Net and the general Social-Webz. ;)

    4. Re:Let me know when... by grcumb · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can get direct neural input from the Playboy channel.

      I can't imagine this being a good thing:

      YOU: browsing slashdot over coffee.

      [Stunning, sultry woman walks up.]

      SHE: Excuse me, can you tell me the time?

      YOUR BROWSER: [displays top 10 porntube results for stunning, sultry women.]

      SHE: You sick fuck!

      ...

      JUDGE: I sentence you to 6 months at Pumpinhole State Penitentiary.

      YOUR BROWSER: [displays goat.se]

      The phrase 'Try to think of baseball' has never been more important.

      --
      Crumb's Corollary: Never bring a knife to a bun fight.
    5. Re:Let me know when... by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually there is a Tor-like project that seeks to enable Girlfriend 2.0 while allowing Wife 1.0 to remain unaware. We need your help! Join us!

    6. Re:Let me know when... by von_rick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ... it's All pr0n, all the time.

      You say like its a bad thing.

      --

      Face your daemons!

    7. Re:Let me know when... by GameMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course some old stand-byes (Margarette Thatcher on a cold day) won't work as expected in those situations...

      --

      Rules of Conduct:
      #1 - The DM is always right.
      #2 - If the DM is wrong, see rule #1
    8. Re:Let me know when... by ChefInnocent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, but see his method probably comes with continuous instant gratification without all the downsides associated with actual girls. And as long as he stays plugged in, he will likely get the same positive sensations as the real thing. It does however mean the end of his line, but without the social Interaction plugin, his line was likely non-propagating anyway.

    9. Re:Let me know when... by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Playboy Says Breast Implants Could Control Brain Implants by 2025.

    10. Re:Let me know when... by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 3, Funny

      I guess you haven't seen Farm Sluts

      (queue Twilight Zone theme song)

      Imagine if you will, a world where technology can be controlled by thought. A man enters a building for a job interview, suddenly all computers begin displaying busty blondes, brunettes, redheads and a sheep. He thought it was just an interview, but his gutter mind has turned it into - The Porn Zone

      --


      "Lame" - Galaxar
    11. Re:Let me know when... by MacOS_Rules · · Score: 2, Funny

      P2OPP ?

      --
      If a man's character is to be abused there's nobody like a relative to do the business. -Thackeray, William
    12. Re:Let me know when... by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Still it needs a dependency of Guilt 0.87beta. It can be replaced by Jerk 1.0 or Self absorption 3.0 however they tend to conflict with some versions of Growing Up Lessons that tend to be required for a lot of other apps, including ones that includes make money. Which allows any version of Girlfriend to work.

      Man it is dependency hell.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  2. But Unfortunately... by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Computer implants will control brains by 2019.

    --
    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    1. Re:But Unfortunately... by thhamm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Implants Could Control Computers By 2020
      Computer implants will control brains by 2019.

      Now i'm confused. What will control what in Soviet Russia then, and when exactly?

    2. Re:But Unfortunately... by rastilin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Computer implants will control brains by 2019.

      Yeah, that's why I'd never trust anything that could potentially write directly to my brain. Some sort of helmet thing might be uncomfortable, but at least you can rip it off if they (trojans / hackers / foreign agents) start getting frisky with your mind. Presuming that you have enough motor control left to do the ripping. Perhaps a panic button; hooked up to bladder control or something. (only partly joking)

      Controlling machines with thought is brilliant though, and I'm all for it. Presuming that the thing doing the controlling does feedback through skin responses or a HUD on an external display.

      --
      How do you kill that which has no life?
    3. Re:But Unfortunately... by Garridan · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, 2020 controls 2019 by computer implants!

    4. Re:But Unfortunately... by thhamm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Choke on that, causality!

    5. Re:But Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, that's why I'd never trust anything that could potentially write directly to my brain.

      Your fear prevents you from evolving.

      Direct neural communication between groups of humans (and augmented by computers) would produce a thinking, conscious being who's cognitive capacities are a step above that of a human (in the same sense that human cognition is a step above that of monkeys).

      This pattern is not new. Single-celled organisms formed cell colonies, which were an evolutionary step up, only after they opened their membranes to each other to allow direct chemical communication. Cell colonies accepted similar levels of integration in the formation of tissues, organs, and gargantuanly huge interconnected ecologies (specifically, humans).

      Allowing direct neural reads and writes is the natural continuation of this pattern. Your fear will prevent you from taking this evolutionary step up. You will eventually sit in a zoo throwing dung at tourists, while the true visionaries reach beyond the stars.

       

    6. Re:But Unfortunately... by omuls+are+tasty · · Score: 3, Funny

      You never learn, do you? You'll never win while Capt. Picard is around!

    7. Re:But Unfortunately... by wiremind · · Score: 2, Informative

      the borg are a badly thought out sci-fi plot device, nothing more.

      If a group of people got together and made it possible to experience everything everyone in the group heard/thought/felt, they would be a democracy where the majority always rules. your views and values would not change, they would be shared throughout the group. If a group of humans formed a borg collective they would maintain their humanity, and probably even hold each other to a higher standard through peer pressure.

      Star trek Borg are not a collective, they are a subservient dictatorship.

  3. But my intel drivers don't work on my pc NOW! by stagg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the spirit of XKCD, should I get the chip installed in my brain and wait until Linux patches in support? Or wait for an Open Source alternative?

    1. Re:But my intel drivers don't work on my pc NOW! by igny · · Score: 4, Funny

      Depends on how open your mind is.

      --
      In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra
  4. Last Thing I Want by Nautical+Insanity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    is someone trying to figure out a way to get advertising into my mind. We all know someone is going to try.

    Fortunately, feeding input directly into the brain is more difficult that reading output from it.

    1. Re:Last Thing I Want by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Got to look out for those feedback loops.

    2. Re:Last Thing I Want by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know what you mean, ever since I woke up in the future I've been having these recuring dreams about Lightspeed Briefs (tm).

    3. Re:Last Thing I Want by EdZ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fortunately, feeding input directly into the brain is more difficult that reading output from it.

      Not really. It's easily (ish) to stimulate a neuron externally using optical stimulation, but to read that state of that cell currently requires either implanting an electrode into the cell (generally shortens the lifespanof the cell to a few hours/minutes), or stimulating the cell to grow an axon onto a suitable biocompatable electrode (some research in this direction, no reliable results as of yet).

  5. Quick, someone high five me! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Informative

    First Lasers, and soon brain implants! Today is full of win! Its the effin Future!

    1. Re:Quick, someone high five me! by Idiomatick · · Score: 4, Funny

      *high fives*

      Man you must have aids or something no one was willing to highfive you over half an hour.

  6. So what else is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't fool yourself. Most brains are already fairly well controlled by TV, government, religion, group-think, etc. Take your pick.

    If someone does develop a computer implant that can control a brain, it would only be an upgrade to the tools, not to the results.

  7. Peter Hamilton Sci-Fi by SgtAaron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm sure he's not the only Sci-Fi author to have put these ideas into fiction. I had a great time reading his Neutronium Alchemist novels and others and seeing his description of how mind/computer interfaces could function.

    I think it's a lot more realistic than Star Trek (gasp :) to imagine that future spacers will be sitting on an acceleration couch with their eyes closed--and seeing space around them as if they were outside, than to be sitting at a console with hundreds of controls, relying on the speed of electrons traveling through meat. And I loved their ability to superimpose heads-up displays onto their vision. I suppose I'm getting beyond the scope of this story...

    -Aaron

    1. Re:Peter Hamilton Sci-Fi by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I think Alastair Reynolds's vision is even more accurate: Such mind/computer interfaces exist, but the vast majority of people don't use them because they fear catching a nanotech virus and those that use them to the fullest are so distanced from the rest of humanity that wars are fought over the sanctity of the mind. The idea of a computer connecting directly up to my brain... well, I hope security technology improves by a couple orders of magnitude before that comes about.

  8. Why implants? by BobMcD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why do people insist on looking towards devices that need to be surgically implanted to operate?

    Sure the interface is more difficult when it is outside the skull, but the barriers to adoption would be much lower also, would they not? Not to mention support, upgrades, product life cycle, etc.

    Are they really that shortsighted?

    1. Re:Why implants? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why do people insist on looking towards devices that need to be surgically implanted to operate?

      In theory, the bandwidth is huge. You just can't do as much with the gear you have that's adapted for life on the Serengeti.

      But, a skullcap is certainly the line at which I add "Luddite" to my .sig - bandwidth isn't everything.

      The trick will be that those who do not accept the skullcaps will be at a tremendous competitive disadvantage in most economic measures. There may even need to be physical segregation of the populations.

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    2. Re:Why implants? by davburns · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was thinking that, too.

      The oldest computer I have around is a 1990 Amiga 500; I mostly use new kit, of course. Anyone who gets an implant is going to be stuck with it pretty much for life, or commit to brain surgery every 3-5 years to install the newer one.

      On the other hand, a 'trode net or hat would seem doable; sign me up for that.

    3. Re:Why implants? by Idiomatick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
      I though Piccard was saying he was "the cutest aboard". That all makes more sense now.

    4. Re:Why implants? by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, some of us are getting damn tired of technology and the fast pace of life it provide. As much as I'm a technology geek, sometimes there is such as thing as "too much". Personally, I'm at my breaking point with the long work hours and complicated shit that's supposed to work, but doesn't.

      As for the Serengeti, I'm ready for a change back to my primal human roots. I have a feeling I'll be much happier and live longer with less daily stress! Time to go hunting...

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
    5. Re:Why implants? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So if you are good at studying, you can already max out the bandwidth your brain has for learning new things.

      That assumes a few things though: that your occipital lobe is the highest bandwidth input possible, that visualizing symbols (words,numbers,etc.) is an efficient means of acquiring knowledge, that the brain couldn't learn faster if it had more efficient inputs, that direct memory creation isn't possible, and that your brain's wiring is optimal.

      I don't think we really know the answers to any of those yet.

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    6. Re:Why implants? by turing_m · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Interestingly, grandparent dealt with the input side and I raised similar objections for the output side.

      That assumes a few things though: that your occipital lobe is the highest bandwidth input possible, that visualizing symbols (words,numbers,etc.) is an efficient means of acquiring knowledge, that the brain couldn't learn faster if it had more efficient inputs, that direct memory creation isn't possible, and that your brain's wiring is optimal.

      Personally, I think that we'll have strong AI before we have the answers to any of those. And not because strong AI is easy, but because if we can understand the brain in the level necessary to do much of what you suggest might be possible, we can simulate it, and simulation will be much, much easier than rewiring by hand.

      Rewiring the brain to actually improve it - I doubt that would be possible outside of simulation. Direct memory creation - I'd like to see the mechanism proposed for this, as I would think that would be unworkable. More efficient inputs - again, all our ancestors from the time before we were mammals would have had eyes. That's a long time for evolution to come up with a highly efficient visual processing system and also, a visual system to general processing bus. I'd be surprised if a few electrodes are going to beat the existing, highly optimized system. Look at how fast we can visually process already. A good FPS player will notice lags of a few ms.

      --
      If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.
    7. Re:Why implants? by compro01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Look at how fast we can visually process already. A good FPS player will notice lags of a few ms.

      Actually, a bunch of that is interpolation trickery. You'll see an object in motion further along its (predicted) path than it is when you're seeing it to compensate for lag. This works very well when the object is moving in a fairly linear manner, but if something unexpected happens, you'll see a sort of deja vu effect where it goes back to where it was a second ago. This phenomenon is responsible for a lot of bad referee calls in sports

      --
      upon the advice of my lawyer, i have no sig at this time
    8. Re:Why implants? by qazsedcft · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a very widespread myth. Primitive people had to pretty much work from dawn to dusk every day in order to just barely survive. No weekends, no vacations, leisure time very limited because you have to prepare food, shelter, etc. It's only in highly advanced civilizations that people started having so much leisure time. Seriously.

  9. "I'm a Mac... by gdog05 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I have computers that control brain implants." "I'm a PC, and I have brain implants that control a computer." Mac: "Good Luck with that."

    1. Re:"I'm a Mac... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Trust me."

      --
      Space game using normal deck of cards: http://BattleCards.org
  10. Not for me by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Imagine the damage a "keylogger" could do in a system like this.
    My mind is the last sanctuary I have left, and I'm not going to jeopardize it by connecting it into a system which can be easily tapped, read, and quite probably manipulated by an outside force.

    --
    Funny may not give karma, but +5 Informative never made anyone snort coffee out their nose.
  11. Fascinating stuff... by AdamTrace · · Score: 4, Informative

    I recently heard an NPR article about this kind of thing.

    Using real time MRI, someone could be presented with flashcards of common objects (screwdriver, igloo, flower, etc). When they thought about those objects, certain areas of the brain lit up.

    The scientists said that when you think of a screwdriver, there isn't a single "screwdriver" area that lights up. Instead, you think of how it looks, what it feels like in your hand, what it's used for. You might think of construction workers, or your favorite screwdriver in your workbench at home. So lots of areas in the brain "light up".

    What's amazing to me is that it appeared to be the SAME AREAS for DIFFERENT people.

    As an example of this, the NPR production assistant (who was just visiting and helping with the interview) got hooked up to the MRI and was shown the flashcards. The computer, by looking at her brain, successfully guessed 10 out of 10. Even though the computer "learned" from someone else!

    I suppose someone who'd never seen a screwdriver before wouldn't have the same sort of response, so it's probably limited to people with the same cultural backgrounds.

    Pretty neat stuff.

    1. Re:Fascinating stuff... by phallstrom · · Score: 2, Funny

      This reminds me somewhat of the AI computer to look at sat photos and determine if there were tanks in the photo. They trained it. They tested it. It worked great. And then it failed horrifically. It turns out the training photos that had tanks were taking on sunny days, those that didn't were cloudy. The computer had learned to distinguish between sunny and cloudy days and wasn't looking for tanks at all.

  12. The Progress of Lazyness by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the future...

    "Wait, Dad, you mean you used to have to move your arm to change the channel on the TV?"

    "That's nothing, son. Great-Grandpa had to actually get up off the sofa and move to the TV to turn a dial."

    Son physically reels. "Whoa, stop, you're blowin' my mind. But they did have motor-sofas to move you to the TV, right?"

    --
    Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
  13. Re:Why surgically? by Rashdot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    when someday nanobots will build an interface directly inside the brain?

    --
    This is not the sig you're looking for.
  14. Will it run windows? by localoptimum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, this is a great idea. Only teenagers would agree to such a ridiculous implant, and you could rootkit the bastards and zap them when they piss on your car on a Friday night.

    --
    This message was scanned by European governments and contains no terrorism.
  15. Bad choice of killer app. by Metasquares · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The convenience of being able to navigate to a URL without having to type it is a really limited example. How about writing music with it? Being able to notate exactly what's playing in your head without needing to manually write a single note down? Weeks worth of work reduced to a few minutes! Or art: Can't draw? Just visualize!

    Anything you can think about but can't actually do would be fair game.

    Even with those sorts of apps, I still wouldn't get an implant unless my skull was being opened up for some other reason already. It's certainly not a fair tradeoff against something as simple as web browsing, as the summary suggests. I'm all for the braincaps. That's where BCI technology's headed anyway. And those have the distinct advantage of being removable as well...

    1. Re:Bad choice of killer app. by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not a great composer, so I don't really know, but I don't think that the difficult part of composition is actually the transcription (sure, it's tedious, but I don't think it is the hard part).

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    2. Re:Bad choice of killer app. by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or art: Can't draw? Just visualize!

      (...) As Maurice Grosser said, "The painter draws with his eyes, not with his hands. Whatever he sees, if he sees it clear, he can put it down, [with] no more muscular agility than it takes for him to write his name. Seeing clear is the important thing." (...) If you can do that, expressing it in some form or another is relatively easy. Which of course, isn't to say it is 100% easy.

      I couldn't disagree more vigorously. I can sort-of-draw. I'm much better than average but nowhere nearly as good as, say, a comic artist. I can see with photographic quality the object in my mind, but it takes great effort, skill and training to put it in paper. I took some basic classes and my drawing improved with those techniques but its still leagues away from what I would like to convey because I didn't practice enough to become more proficient and I didn't learn enough to do it better.

      I can play a song almost to the last note in my head. It took me 6 months to be able to reproduce some boring pop melody at barely 1/4 speed closely enough to be recognizable by somebody other than myself. Maybe I have no "talent". Or maybe "not 100%" is near-zero for beginners and increases only with practice.

      --
      +Raider of the lost BBS
    3. Re:Bad choice of killer app. by IICV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or maybe what you reproduce in your head isn't exactly what you want to draw or play, but your brain tricks you into thinking it's right. After all, you can visualize an image, but can you visualize the exact lines and curves you would have to draw to put it on paper? If you can't do that, you aren't really visualizing the image; you're just visualizing a vague ideal of the image.

      It's like hearing your voice in a recording versus hearing your voice when you speak - it sounds good until it leaves your head.

    4. Re:Bad choice of killer app. by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's one question: can I draw what is in front of me in an easily recognizable manner?

      Yeah, actually. Apparently the drawing class you had wasn't very good, but it's something anyone can do. If you are inclined towards self-teaching, I would suggest reading "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain." Otherwise I would try to find a better art teacher.

      It's similar to what I'm doing now: the words appear on the screen as they come out of my mind. The intervening steps are unconscious, trained initially in junior high school and honed by long practice. Somebody who didn't know how to type would find it more difficult to get the words from the mind to the screen.

      This is a good example, actually. Typing is a WAY easier skill to learn than thinking of useful things to say, and the proof is looking at the average essay of a high schooler. I might even offer myself as an example......I can type rather well, but I am not as good a writer as even someone like Stephen King. And even getting to the minimal level where I am now, where I can post coherent slashdot comments that often get moderated up (not today, though, apparently), has taken a lot of time. And for that matter, Stephen King worked HARD at writing to build his skill.

      --
      Qxe4
  16. I'm sick of being underestimated by tinkertim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why, oh why does everyone at Intel think that people just want to 'surf the web' with whatever they happen to invent? You invent freaking brain implants and the first obvious use becomes surfing the web?

    It could not be ... `write code` or `use photoshop` or .. anything even remotely challenging to a human brain?

    Ah well.

  17. Don't get too carried away by dave562 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems like they're at the point where they can recognize thought patterns. They intend to map those patterns to a UI. Just the other day I found myself sitting in front of a PC and browsing the web (imagine that). I've been using a Mac a lot lately. I wanted to scroll the page down and I found myself reaching for the touch pad to do that nifty two finger drag motion.

    Some where between wanting to scroll the page down and the actual muscle action of reaching for the non-existent track pad was a series of neuro-chemical impulses. It seems like the researchers are identifying those. It would be kind of cool to be able to move a pointer around the screen and do basic web browsing actions (forward, backward, click, scroll, etc) without ever having to reach for the mouse. It seems like I first read about people using alpha waves to control mouse pointers over a decade ago at this point. It's about time they're getting to the point of doing something that might be useful.

    Now once they get to the point of bringing up search results based on our thoughts, that is when I will start worrying.

  18. Ob link to XKCD by sconeu · · Score: 2, Informative
    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  19. The Reason by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Imagine being able to surf the Web with the power of your thoughts.

    And there you have it. Why would we want to set up a direct connection between the human mind and a 64-bit multicore computer with many gigabytes of RAM, over a terabyte of storage, and a high-speed connection to the international network of computing machinery? To do large-scale science? To create art as it has never been created before? To help throw off the shackles of oppression and exploitation? Shit, to manage your budget and do your taxes? No. To surf the web.

    Well, at least they're not kidding themselves over at the ever-practical Intel.

  20. BLEH!!! Get that kid off my lawn by smchris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honest to Dog, I swear we've been "just a decade away" from mass distribution of optical implants to aid the blind since the SEVENTIES! I've given up on stories about the distribution of ALL brain interfaces that are "just a decade away (Really, trust me!)" until I see local news stories about my neighborhood hospital installing them and insurance paying for them.

  21. Here is wisdom... by bubezleeb · · Score: 2, Funny

    And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. I feel an Iron Maiden riff coming on.

  22. Holes In Your Head by DynaSoar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Do you really want someone drilling holes in your head and shoving wires into it just so you don't have to type and use a mouse? Do you have any idea how many of these things you'll need shoved through your skull to be able to fore go just those two activities? (Hundreds) Do you realize that implants hasten neuron death and as they die you'll need to associated electrodes replaced? And just who makes enough money to pay for undergoing dozens (at least!) of invasive implantation surgeries requiring real time CT or MR imaging? You insurance damn sure won't pay for it. And don't give me that "for the disabled" crap -- they don't get the expensive stuff either.

    You don't need implants for brain "waves". Implants are better suited for detecting neural firing patterns on a much smaller scale. But you can get the job done with "waves" (EEG) without having to trephan yourself.

    There are now EEG systems that have the premap on the electrode, making impedance issues irrelevant and signal balancing automatic. There are EEG analysis packages that use continuous wavelet analysis to do time/frequency analysis similar to the "thousands of channels" analysis radio-astronomers enjoy. Between these two, and 'training' a system to recognize a particular person's EEG patterns well enough to control a device like a computer, the other EEG related problems like skin potentials, EMG and EKG artifact become non-issues. And as far as localization, I can reliably localize 40 to 50 signals simultaneously with this technology using a high density (256 or more) electrode EEG.

    This technology exists now. The computing power necessary to operate in as a control system in real time is beyond most people's ability to purchase. So if the nice folks from Intel will kindly put down the cranial drill and get back to what they're good at, maybe by 2020 we can have the sort of computing power sitting on everyone's desk if not sitting in a handheld device in their pocket.

    And get away from that fMRI. I don't care what you think you saw. I saw the fMRI "brain scan" of the dead salmon showing it lighting up as it recognized a human emotion from a photo it had been shown before (but while still dead).

    --
    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
    1. Re:Holes In Your Head by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your brain is a network.

      Implanting a single input at an early enough stage will produce a "line in" effect that may feel either instinctual or actually produce cognizance depending on the other end of the system.

      Your brain will simply assume a complex network on the other end of the "input".

      The brain "grows" the ability to use our current senses no reason this would be any different.

      The other direction will be more difficult (and probably desired by more people) but the "line in" functionality will be the real game changer.

  23. You know... by esampson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't want to have a video card, hard drive, or CPU that I can't easily upgrade and replace. Why would I want something that would require surgery to do that?

    Oh. You're using a Creative Labs Brainblaster XL? Their new Brainblaster OMG has twice the bandwidth and three times the signal resolution.

    Yeah, maybe you do get a better signal through hardwiring but lets see what happens in 5 years when I can buy the latest equipment and you are either stuck with the older tech or have to get your head sawn open

    again.

  24. Re:Let me know when...nike jordan shoes,handbags, by Anachragnome · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone please mod parent up "Funny".(Just don't click the link!)

    This guy is fucking hilarious.

    "Pass by but don't miss it."

    American marketing firms could learn something from this dude. I am still trying to figure out if he used Google Translate or crafted this fine specimen of marketing himself.

    Man, can't seem to get the image of tracksuit wearing "cooldude" runnin' laps at the track in his Ugg Boots out of my head. Is that SIZE 1-24 Air Jordans, or can I just buy one?

  25. ...implants controling computers by 2020... by s0litaire · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well that's not that hard to imagine, since silicone implants have been controlling men's minds since the early 60's...

    --
    Laters Sol "Have you found the secrets of the universe? Asked Zebade "I'm sure I left them here somewhere"
  26. I wonder... by Interoperable · · Score: 3, Funny

    what a segmentation fault feels like...

    --
    So if this is the future...where's my jet pack?
  27. Future is non-invasive Brain-computer interface by cyberfringe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While electromagnetic implants will certainly appear first (they are already used for deep-brain stimulation to staunch epileptic attacks), I believe it will be the non-invasive brain-computer interfaces (BCI) that really will come into widespread use. One step on the way there is a new technique called "Optogenetics" http://www.stanford.edu/group/dlab/optogenetics/. Another is "Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcranial_magnetic_stimulation which has already been used to both induce and suppress brain states. There are a variety of other techniques being investigated, e.g., near-infrared for monitoring oxygen uptake which also promise good resolution imaging of brain structure and activity. Functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging (fMFRI) is the key tool being used now to map cerebral structure and function. The Koreans have had a 10-year initiative going in reverse-engineering the brain that is now showing very significant progress to the extent that universities such as Seoul National University, Hanyang, and KAIST have actually created multidisciplinary "Brain Engineering" departments. Last week I drove a toy slot car on a track with an external brain sensor ... you'll be able to buy it at Toys R US for Christmas this year. Believe it.

    --
    There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about. -- John von Neumann