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KDE Rebrands, Introduces KDE Plasma Desktop

Jiilik Oiolosse writes "The KDE community has killed the term K Desktop Environment (previously the Kool Desktop Environment). 'KDE' had previously ambiguously referred to both the community, and the complete set of programs and tools produced by the KDE community which together formed a desktop user interface. This set of tools, including the window manager, panels and configuration utilities, which KDE terms a 'workspace,' will now be shipped under the term 'KDE Plasma Desktop.' This allows KDE to ship a separate workspace called 'Plasma Netbook,' and independently market the various KDE applications as usable in any workspace, whether it be the Plasma Desktop, Windows, or XFCE."

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  1. Wow by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That won't be confusing.
    I say that as a KDE user.

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    1. Re:Wow by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 5, Funny

      That won't be konfusing.
      I say that as a KDE user.

      There corrected that for you ;)

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    2. Re:Wow by CannonballHead · · Score: 5, Funny

      There korrected that for you ;)

      *ahem* Fixed that for you.

    3. Re:Wow by DMiax · · Score: 2, Funny

      That won't be konfusing. I say that as a KDE user.

      There korrected that for you ;)

      *ahem* Fixed that for you.

      K- K- K- KOMBO BREAKER!

  2. Clarity? by cgenman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Great! Now Linux will still have two major competing desktops. But now one of them could be one of several separate versions, or some applications on a different desktop, or a version of Windows running Koffice. Thanks, clarity committee!

    1. Re:Clarity? by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thanks, Klarity Kommittee!

      There, fixed that for you.

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    2. Re:Clarity? by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Two? Linux will always have a million+ competing desktops. Linux is there to be customized, man, from the kernel on up. The fact that we currently think of the desktop as some specific thing is messing you up. Think about workflows. Think about a personal brand of work-fu or play-fu that you develop in partnership with your Linux machines. Your workflow is so good, you take on an apprentice to teach it to. He's thanking his lucky stars that someone who can create workflow experiences like you can would be willing to let him in the door to learn the trade.

      I've said it before: You talk like Windows(TM) and Mac OS (TM) are these wonderful things because they're monoliths. But we've learned from monoliths and their creators that there is no "clarity" in that direction, only broken promises. One size doesn't fit all. The new landscape of devices and interfaces will give you clarity and specificity in exchange for your old monolith. If you won't trade it in, prepare to be left in the dust.

      We'll look back at monolithic desktop computing and wonder what on earth kind of idiots we were to sit in front of this thing all day, all using the same basic type of chair, same keyboard with carpal tunnel syndrome included, and interfaces that worked like something only a masochist would use.

      Anyway, back to writing another Nautilus script.

    3. Re:Clarity? by camperdave · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One size does fit all from a support point of view. If I want to walk a windows user through changing the desktop resolution, it's easy. If I want to find out which printer is their default printer, again easy. Good luck doing those in linux. Everything is all over the place. Linux will not gain mainstream acceptance until it is easy to support.

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    4. Re:Clarity? by Ibiwan · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you mean the KDE Klari.... wait, never mind.

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    5. Re:Clarity? by CannonballHead · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have no idea why "a low end non power user" would know or care what their display resolution is.

      "Is there a way I can make my screen bigger?"

      "The power went out, and when I turned my computer on, everything was really big and now I have to scroll to see anything."

      ...

      I don't know what end users you know, but the ones I know definitely care :)

    6. Re:Clarity? by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One size does fit all from a support point of view. If I want to walk a windows user through changing the desktop resolution, it's easy. If I want to find out which printer is their default printer, again easy. Good luck doing those in linux. Everything is all over the place. Linux will not gain mainstream acceptance until it is easy to support.

      What follows is my personal opinion. Ideally, Linux can be the one (or one of the few) environment that caters to users who are technically inclined, know what they're doing, and either already know how to handle desktop resolutions and printers or are willing to combine basic literacy with Google in order to inform themselves. Users who don't want to learn how the machine works already have two major systems designed specifically for them: Windows and OSX. To me it makes perfect sense that Linux would be Open Source because Microsoft and Apple both recognize that the real money is gained by appealing to the general public and the general public is nearly technophobic.

      I say that because I strongly believe that anyone who is literate and has access to Google can inform themselves. There is no conspiracy or secret cabal trying to hide any of the information one would need in order to understand any system I have named. It's out there, it's available, and it's accessible; it's purely a case of the average person not wanting to utilize it or otherwise to educate themselves. These are the folks who find "easy to use" and "supported by a vendor"** worth paying for. Therefore, the beauty of Open Source allows Linux to exist independently of the financial success of any particular company or organization so there is no reason to appease a crowd that major vendors already cater to. I also don't believe Linux could hope to displace Windows on the desktop without sacrificing many of the things I really enjoy about it. For these reasons, I am not concerned with whether Linux will ever bankrupt Microsoft and I don't view that as its purpose.


      ** I am far less familiar with OSX so I'll limit my comment here to Windows and Linux. I'll add that I don't really think Windows is very easy to use. I personally find it cumbersome, sometimes tedious, and sometimes difficult to automate. I would describe Windows as "easy to learn" but learning all about it doesn't make it much more convenient to use. I would describe Linux as having a much steeper learning curve by comparison, particularly if you are thorough and intend to master the command line. However, once the investment of overcoming that learning curve is made, you then find yourself with a system that doesn't get in your way or second-guess your actions. The more you master Linux, the more you can automate and the more you can get it to do with less and less effort on your part. The more you learn about it, the easier it is to perform complex tasks with an economy of expression that is difficult to find in a non-Unix system.

      Also, the times I have needed support for Linux, what I found was a community of volunteers who welcomed me with open arms and provided a level of support that rivals or exceeds anything you would get with a commercial support contract. All of this was from volunteers who do what they do because they care. I believe that part of what made this possible is that the questions they were answering concerned real bugs and real problems. They were not drowning in a sea of trivial issues of the sort that are well-familiar to anyone who has ever worked a front-line technical support role. This allowed them to focus their efforts on issues that really did require the attention of experts which, in my opinion, makes a big difference.

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    7. Re:Clarity? by N3Roaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean Pubuntu. May not want a brown color scheme on that one.

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    8. Re:Clarity? by Tanktalus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have no idea why "a low end non power user" would know or care what their display resolution is.

      "Is there a way I can make my screen bigger?"

      "The power went out, and when I turned my computer on, everything was really big and now I have to scroll to see anything."

      ...

      I don't know what end users you know, but the ones I know definitely care :)

      I've never seen xorg.conf get corrupted the way the windows registry can. And that's probably partly because the xorg.conf is not open in read/write mode, nor with pending changes currently cached by some part of the system (fs cache, hd cache, etc.). Because it's read-only, owned by root (which you're usually not logged in as), and, heck, not even opened after X loads up, it's highly unlikely to be damaged by a power failure. Meanwhile, Windows keeps that information in the registry, which is probably opened in read/write mode at all times, with far too much access given to normal applications that may damage this particular part of the registry, and with pending writes that may be interrupted by the power failure, resulting in a partially corrupted registry. So you need to know how to do that on Windows.

      That said, I'd simply point them to krandr (I'm assuming kde here, though I suspect there's a gnome equivalent) and let them play with it. It sits nicely in the system tray, too. Dynamic changes to the resolution? Just as easy as on Windows. Like anything else, though, only once you know where to look. (krandr will remember its setting and go back to it during log-in, so it's still permanent even though you don't have write access to the xorg.conf file. Just like things should be.)

    9. Re:Clarity? by chromatic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Linux will not gain mainstream acceptance until ....

      Almost every sentence I've read which starts that way ends differently. This leads me to believe that customization is, in fact, important.

    10. Re:Clarity? by V!NCENT · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What version of Windows do you have? "Ewr I don't know".
      What desktop environment do you have? "Ewr I don't know".

      *At this time you ask user for visual hints so can figure it out yourself.*
      *At this time you ask user for visual hints so can figure it out yourself.*

      *After figuring it out, you have to know for each Windows version where the option is located*
      *After figuring it out, you have to know for each desktop environment where the option is located*

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    11. Re:Clarity? by doti · · Score: 2, Interesting

      then you, by definition, is not one that will need support.

      those are the people that use that mainstream linux distros. and there are not that many mainstream distros, nor they are that different from each other.

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    12. Re:Clarity? by westlake · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Linux can be the one environment that caters to users who are technically inclined, know what they're doing, and either already know how to handle desktop resolutions and printers or are willing to combine basic literacy with Google in order to inform themselves.

      Two words: Pulse Audio.

      It shouldn't be necessary to Google for solutions to problems that haven't existed for the OSX and Windows user since the dinosaurs last walked the earth.
       

    13. Re:Clarity? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If I want to walk a windows user through changing the desktop resolution, it's easy. If I want to find out which printer is their default printer, again easy. Good luck doing those in linux."

      Getting a user to type 'xrandr -s 0' or 'lpstat -p -d' is easier than getting them to navigate a GUI you can't see.

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    14. Re:Clarity? by sowth · · Score: 2, Informative

      What does pulse audio have to do with this discussion? KDE uses aRTs for audio. Linux in general uses ALSA, unless you want to do something weird and unusual like play sound on another computer across a network.

      Since when have MS Windows users been able to send their application's sound across the network without special software? Such software is probably expensive or has just as many problems as pulse audio anyway. How many regular people actually do something like that and why should anyone care?

    15. Re:Clarity? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've never seen xorg.conf get corrupted the way the windows registry can

      The windows registry is not your ordinary file structure. It was, I believe, an outgrowth of the old Digital RSX-11M,RSTS/E virtual table construct (yes, I am that old). The original purpose of that file architecture was to make an indexible in-memory structure map to locations on disk when memory was very expensive, and available addressability even more so. It sort of made sense when the language of choice was 16-bit Basic Plus. It gave the ability to manage large-ish tables using only array addressing in a highly constrained environment, via a movable address window. Sort of like proto-virtual memory coupled with a tree index structure.

      However as ol' Ben Franklin said, two removes equal one fire, and when the format adapted from RSTS/E -> VMS -> NT the format suffered a wee bit from bit decay.

      Considering how cheap and powerful hardware is today, it makes eminent sense to simply read the file in and parse it as you please, so xorg.conf makes a lot more sense now. It's simpler, and that appeals to me.

      In all, the file format used by the Registry was just a clever piece of code once to make more out of less. A noble venture, venerable, and rather obsolete.

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    16. Re:Clarity? by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And this thread just sums up the problem - in three posts we have now made mention of four different sound systems, and I'll go ahead and mention JACK, oss, and esd right here to make it 7. Various programs are written for each of these, and while some are more deprecated than others, the fact is that getting sound to work on linux is a LOT harder than it needs to be.

      Sound stopped being a pain in windows with the advent of Win95 and PnP. Before that the windows bit of it wasn't actually that bad (midi mapping was a little painful, but generally the defaults weren't bad). Getting the DMAs/IRQs right was the real pain.

      My linux system has a pretty nice wavetable audio board, but to be honest if I want to play something I just use timidity since I've given up on trying to get the hardware to actually work right. If I needed more than rudimentary sound I'd be really up the creek.

    17. Re:Clarity? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And nobody but a KDE developer really needs to concern themself with Phonon. The real problem here is people who don't know what they are talking about thinking that they have more problems then they actually do.

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    18. Re:Clarity? by visualight · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Linux will not gain mainstream acceptance until it is easy to support.

      Actually that's not true, Linux is already much easier to support than Windows, but I'm others here will jump at the chance to explain that to you so I won't get into it.
      The biggest barrier to mainstream Linux adoption is Corporate email, messaging, and calendars. I've worked for several Linux focused companies the last ten years, one of them even had 'Linux' in it's name, but all of those companies still used Exchange for company communications. What I've realized is that IT departments are not choosing Exchange for _any_ technical or security reasons, they are making this choice because to choose anything else means they have to own that choice. With any other solution they actually have know pretty much everything there is to know about the package(s) they're implementing.

      In most companies (that I've been exposed to of course) most of the IT staff are Windows only, maybe a few Ubuntu 'installers' sprinkled around. These people know where all the wizards are and which boxes need checkmarks but that's pretty much it. When there's a Linux based alternative to Exchange that this class of people can choose without feeling any risk, THEN you will a massive expansion of Linux on the desktop.

      PS:I mean no slight to the intelligence of the IT staff -the OS they are using is essentially closed to them so they are merely not in the habit of digging deep, or radically altering the behavior of the OS or application stack. Also, job security is a really really powerful motivator when you have a family to care for, I can't fault anyone for making the safe choices.

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    19. Re:Clarity? by fnj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, fiddlesticks. Just change the way you look at it. There is no "linux" the way you want to use the term. There is Gnome on linux, and there is KDE on linux. You can walk a Gnome on linux user through changing desktop resolution if you are familiar with Gnome on linux. You can do the same for KDE on linux if you are familiar with KDE on linux. If you are ambitious, you can make yourself able to do both. And so on for Xfce, and a myriad of others. I wouldn't advise tring to become a "wizard" with all of them, but you can pick 1 or 2.

      Anyway, your idea of Windows as a single entity in terms of support is not true. At the moment, even disregarding 2000, you have to remember largely different procedures for XP and Vista, and now 7 is going to be yet a third variant in wide use at the same time.

      Saying linux can't compete because it's not in a straitjacket like Windows and MacOSX is missing the point of freedom.

      Now if you're talking corporate support, you can just pick Gnome or KDE the same way virtually all corporate settings pick either XP or Vista.

  3. after reading the summary 3 times... by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I couldn't help but think of this scene from Red Dwarf.

  4. XFCE by oldhack · · Score: 3, Funny

    X fecce is awesome. Crap name though.

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      No, Awesome is awesome. XFCE is just nice.

  5. Re:K? by BluenoseJake · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A shell I can get behind, but Gnome? That dumbed down baby GUI? Get serious

  6. sounds exiting by Punto · · Score: 4, Funny

    will it be able to leverage the synergies of social media 2.0 user-facing semantics?

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    1. Re:sounds exiting by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. All mouse movements will send automatic twitter updates.

    2. Re:sounds exiting by flibuste · · Score: 2, Funny

      Software engineers are technology enablers who provide the upward momentum that will ultimately allow for better streamlining the business' intelligence, and enhance the overall intrinsic quality as well as the underlying subjective, perceived, value of the company and its products.

      Leveraging synergies is just gibberish talk to impress the customer base....This guy must be in marketing.

      *cough cough*

  7. Re:Waste of time by clang_jangle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe this is the FOSS implementation of the Mohave trick.

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  8. Gibberish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are only two appropriate responses to that summary:

    - huh?
    - wut?

  9. Re:So if they've changed the name... by H0p313ss · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kno!

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  10. Dammit slashdot by Jello+B. · · Score: 2, Informative

    No they didn't, they renamed it the KDE Software Compilation. Get your god damn facts right.

  11. Re:So if they've changed the name... by masmullin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    jThey jstole jit jfrom java.

  12. Re:the triumph of buzzwords! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now to be fair, "plasma" is the name of KDE4's new widgets engine (and widgets include everything from panels to "applets" to the desktop, in line with KDE's extensible/customisable SOP). It's not as if the term "plasma" has nothing to do with their product (arguably picking "plasma" as a name for their widget engine was a marketdroid-ish thing to do in the first place - but still preferable to "KDE Kwidgets Kengine").

  13. Re:Amarok on windows by Simon+(S2) · · Score: 2, Informative

    Where's my Amarok on winders, and why does a simple port need all kinds of name changing foolishness?

    uhm... here? together with all other available platforms?

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  14. Stupid by realmolo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, the KDE guys just don't get it.

    They almost remind me of Commodore, during the Amiga days. They have this really cool technology, but it doesn't work as well as you want it to and has some glaring deficiencies, and their marketing department is absolutely clueless.

  15. Re:So if they've changed the name... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ask the KDE Kommunity Kommittee (KKK).

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  16. Re:Wrods for mare mortals by arose · · Score: 5, Insightful

    WTF is Aqua? WTF is Glass? WTF is Snow Leopard? WTF is Safari? WTF do I need to Access? How in the world does one lauch a Word? WTF am I supposed to Excel at? WTF is Vista? WTF is Zune? WTF is that Blue Ray? WTF is in Ex Box 360? WTF is anything without lots of marketing money?

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  17. Re:Let me guess by V!NCENT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's actually kind of funny how many countless tons of shit I had to go through with Windows computers to get the sound working.

    Your statement may have been true a few years ago, but not anymore. Ever since the driver certifications I had sound cards not working in XP SP2 and above anymore. I actually had to run Linux to get my soundcard to work again.

    Linux keeps evolving. Anti-Linux trolls will always be around. The same goes for people who are uninformed.

    I am glad that I have a post-Windows 7 and Mac OS X 10.6 user interface, more stability, higher quality, easyer and more powerfull software and an OS that let's me compile a piece of software with a single command, instead of having to learn that piece of shit called Visual Studio.

    All of you out there, go ahead. Use what ever you want. But please don't bash an OS that is light-years ahead of Windows, and miles ahead of Mac OS.

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  18. Re:Wrods for mare mortals by kjart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've got news for you - no amount of marketing money would make a name like GIMP gain wide acceptance.

  19. KDE plasma netbook? Netbook is copyrighted by stevew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Great move - now you guys are going to have the Copyright Police after you!

    The term "Netbook" is copyrighted by Psion Teklogix,... just ask them, they'll tell you! ;-)

    Why would you choose a term that is already means a piece of hardware, and is copyrighted already to boot??

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    1. Re:KDE plasma netbook? Netbook is copyrighted by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't copyright a term. Do you mean "trademarked"?

  20. "Plasma Netbook" is the right approach IMO by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Plasma isn't just that thing for making desktop widgets of dubious usefulness. What KDE has actually done is, in my opinion, a fairly smart design move regardless of whether you like their implementation.

    Desktop widgets aren't applications, they are people extending the functionality of their desktop. What the KDE folks saw was that a well-designed API could be used to write the desktop UI itself (task bar, clock, pager, whatever), the things we used to use taskbar applets for (media player control, etc) and the flashy new desktop widgets. Instead of having a basic desktop and plastering a widget API on top, they've gone and unified the whole thing so you can use the same API to write taskbar applets, widgets or write replacement taskbars or ... whatever. The various desktop elements are separate building blocks (plasmoids) that can be assembled together. They've also produced loads of bindings for this API to give folks the chance to write stuff in their favourite language.

    The plasma netbook interface then takes some of the default building plasmoids, adds some new ones and then glues them together in a different way. So you can get a similar family look and similar functionality (and, fundamentally, the same desktop) but in a way that's optimised for a different form factor of device. I think that's actually pretty neat and somewhat reminiscent of the way you can configure and compile the core Linux kernel down for tiny machines or up to big iron whilst still getting the benefits of a common codebase.

    There's a load of other cool stuff including a standard set of "data engines" which separate producing data from displaying it, thus making it easy to glue data sources together in interesting ways. Despite the various feature regressions that rewriting the desktop led to, it's a really neat architecture and should hopefully stand them in good stead for the future.

  21. Krikey! by RoboRay · · Score: 3, Funny

    If this means they're going to stop using kwirky misspellings of various words for the names of every program, I might actually be konvinced to start taking them seriously.

  22. Ubuntu GNOME start menu has no foot by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Question 1: To get to your applications, there is a button on the top or bottom corner of the screen. Is it a K or a foot print?

    "It's a ring with three balls at the corners." Am I running Ubuntu Desktop (with GNOME Desktop) or Kubuntu Desktop (with KDE Plasma Desktop)?

    After that ask questions related to KDE or Gnome. It's not that difficult. Much easier in fact than convincing someone to tell you what version of Windows they have.

    "Hold the Windows key (that's the one with the flag next to Alt) and press R. Release all keys, type w i n v e r, and press Enter." Easier, but "much easier"?

  23. The future of KDE bug reports: Some sample replies by clemenstimpler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Step 1: "The KDE software compilation team happily acknowledges the bug report you have filed. Why we are happy? This bug report in fact concerns the KDE workspaces team. Or so we believe. Please be so kind as to file your bug report again at the appropriate place. If the KDE workplaces team should be able to prove that this is none of their matter, please be so kind as to reopen this bug. After reopening the bug here, please be aware that it will be triaged for at least nine months as a matter of policy. If you should be obnoxious, we may decide at our own will to extend the period to at least eleven months. Thank you very much for your assistance in making the K Desktop/Compilation/Workspace/Application Experience even better. Salvatory Clause: The expression "K Desktop experience" is only preserved for the purpose of backward compatibility."

    Step 2: "Thanks a lot for filing a bug report. We certainly appreciate your willingness to enhance the K Workspaces Experience (formerly known as the K Desktop Experience, an expression preserved only in order to preserve backward compatibility). However, we have noticed in your bug report that Amarok 1.1.4 has been opened while encountering your bug. Since Amarok 1.1.4 certainly cannot be regarded as part of the K Software Compilation experience, you should consider updating. If this does not remove the bug you have encountered, please be so kind as to file a bug first against the respective K Software Compilation. If this should not prove to be sucessful in the next two years, please reconsider opening the bug here. Before that, it will be futile anyway."

  24. Re:Wrods for mare mortals by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.

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  25. The sweet stink of rebranding! by hackshack · · Score: 5, Interesting
    For me, at least, "rebranding" has always had a certain stink of failure about it. (I like KDE, BTW, so don't lose your fucking minds.)

    Witness:

    • Palm, Inc. > PalmOne + PalmSource > Palm, Inc.
    • Tropicana > Tropicana "generic crappy label" > Tropicana
    • AOL > LOL "remedial art-school" logo

    How did you feel while the respective companies were doing this? Is there anyone in the room that remembers reading the headline, "Palm splits into PalmSource and PalmOne," and thought, "Man, that's some sexy marketing right there. I need to get me a Treo but quick." No. We saw it and thought, "the shark has been jumped, the drain is being circled." Yes, you did.

    While I'm on a roll, for shits and giggles, let's look at the bastard sibling of rebranding, "editions."

    • Toothpaste. Now was that Crest Tartar Control plus Whitening, or Crest Whitening plus Tartar Control? And did you want that in paste or gel? I swear, we need meta-toothpaste, where it's formulated on the spot. You have a big board with all sorts of shit like "mint," "sparkly" (for the child or man-child in your household), "tartar control," and buzzword of the year, "whitening." Then you push a whole bunch and hit the MIX button, and get a toothpaste tube with all that shit custom-made. It'd be like ordering an HP server; it'd even warn you about compatibility issues! But I digress.
    • Windows 98 > Windows XP. Then it hit the fan. Windows Vista Home Basic + Home Premium + Business + Ultimate. I won't get into Windows 7, but suffice to say there's an edition for everyone, even your crazy next-door neighbor that listens to Yanni all day, has an alpaca fetish, and taught his kids to communicate solely in Klingon. (Sorry if I've touched a nerve amongst anyone here.)
    • Sun is particularly adept at this. You can almost taste the management schizophrenia: Solaris > Solaris Express Community Edition + OpenSolaris + Solaris > Solaris + OpenSolaris (not including Indiana, Nevada, et al. the distinctions between which I'm not sure anyone truly understands). Besides, half the stuff will be discontinued by the time you read this, so why bother itemizing it all?

    The moral of the story, kids, is that rebranding is for the desperate, and editions are for suckers.

    Peace out.

  26. Re:Wrods for mare mortals by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Funny

    and most importantly, WTF is WTF????

    Won't Think Further.

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  27. 3.5 by gatkinso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    KDE folks: revert to 3.5 while you still have a user base.

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    1. Re:3.5 by IrquiM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why?

      I used 3.5 until 4.2.2, and then switched. See no reason to switch back, as KDE4 delivers the required functionality and bling for a standard normal user.

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    2. Re:3.5 by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      KDE3 was a very solid house. But the foundation just can't take building anything more on top. Qt3 is dead, arts is dead, so much of the technlogy is dead. Maybe they got a little bit carried away when they designed KDE4 but the foundation had to change. Going back to KDE3 just isn't an option.

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  28. Re:Wrods for mare mortals by mopslik · · Score: 4, Funny

    no amount of marketing money would make a name like GIMP gain wide acceptance.

    So... you're saying I should reevaluate my KDE Ultimate Network Tool then?

  29. Re:Hmmm. Suit-speak? by Risen888 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's pretty simple. They're trying to move past "KDE is a Linux desktop environment" into "KDE is a technology platform." And it's true, the KDE desktop and its underlying pillars, and the KDE application suite, are a lot more than just another Linux desktop.

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