Man "Beats" World of Warcraft
Precision pointed out that a Taiwanese man has been named the first ever person to successfully beat World of Warcraft, getting all 986 achievements, completing 5906 quests and /hugging 11 players. Insert joke here. There are many.
We've now identified the first known, and clearly single, Mt. Dew-crazed, Oreo-gluttonous Taiwanese man who still lives in his parent's basement. Weather at 6.