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Man "Beats" World of Warcraft
Precision pointed out that a Taiwanese man has been named the first ever person to successfully beat World of Warcraft, getting all 986 achievements, completing 5906 quests and /hugging 11 players. Insert joke here. There are many.
How can you kill that which has no life??
Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Something I can tell my kid that won't get a "meh". Cool.
The cost of that cleanup, of course, will be borne by taxpayers, not industry.
Yeah, he better have the Sword of a 1000 Truths.
If you post as Anonymous Coward, don't expect a reply.
Can I just be the first to say..."WoW!"
I'm always positive; it's my nature.
Liiiiiitttttllllllleeeee Grrrrreeeeeeyyyyyyy!!! just doesn't have the same ring as LEERROOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEENNNKKKIIIINNNSSS!!!!
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
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Get a life.
Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
So he's only done this with one race/class combo. What a n00b!
Probably? This post seems rather defensive of it, to me. I bet it's NoYob.
Self proclaimed typo king, and inventor of the bear destroying coffee table (patent not pending).
So, wait. He's got 165/164 achievements in PvP and 138/139 World Event achievements? Hmmm... He doesn't have "BB King" from Winter Veil. Pwned already by upcoming events!
I know someone that finished reading the Internet.
RL stands for reaking liches right?
:p Not likely, if he was going for the achievement where you /hug a dead player..
Maybe gay people are invincible? That could explain why people are afraid of them.
High Five brother. I beat a 2.5 year long WoWcrack addiction myself years ago. I still remember it like it was yesterday. Those long, back-knotted nights of failed Stratholme runs and epic fails. Noobs causing my blood pressure to rise exponentially in the Arathi Highlands....The cold chills of the 4 AM morning air nipping at my underwear-shod body, the only thing driving my spirit was the pipe dream of epic loots and bragging rights in Ironforge. Before Illidan. Before Arthas. Back when you knew how dedicated a WoW player was based on how high their fishing skill was....
*shudder*
I was one of the few ones lucky enough to turn away from that hell with my life still intact. I feel a bond with others I meet that were able to do the same. Stand strong my friend...relapse is easy.
Motorcycles, Robots, Space Gossip and More!
Kinda like slashdot mod points ;-)
Table-ized A.I.
Patch 3.3 comes out Tuesday.
I don't know what kind of crack I was on, but I suspect it was decaf.
See if your shower still works?
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
I tried to get a life once but I just ended up with celular automata
That was supposed to be "Thoughts from England"
fish on the weekends
Hah! There you slipped! You're talking about the fishing contests in WoW!
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
William Shatner: You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!
[ a crowd of shocked and dismayed Trekkies.... ]
I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?
[ to "Ears" ] You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?
[ "Ears" hangs his head ]
I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!
Taiwanese man inspires Christians around the world with his story of how he committed his life to abstinence.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." ~Friedrich Nietzsche
Interesting that in your rant to show how much of a non-loser you are, you list playing on Facebook. Think you kinda shot yourself in the foot there buddy.
Losers come oi all forms, and defending on a loser site that you are not a loser... well... welcome brother.
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
Zero. We've lost him.
What does homosexuality have to do with it?
Nothing at all. But when Taco said "No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame." it had nothing to do with being crippled. Oh wait...
Set your phasers on "funky"!
No, they can't be, I see them all the time.
They whose government reduces their essential liberties for temporary security, receive neither liberty nor security.
I'm quite sure that WoW isn't the only thing he's beating regularly.
I don't understand the appeal of doing so many things over and over again.
You've never masturbated, have you?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
It's sort of pathetic what passes for a lesbian love scene post title these days. What ever happened to Natalie, petrified, hot grits etc... ?
Don't blame me, I voted for Baltar.
Me too. (by "real life", you mean posting on Slashdot, right?)
Well, yeah, but afterwards I have something real to show!
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
I think a better title for this article would be "World of Warcraft Beats Man".
"Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
Have you ever kissed a girl?
I put on my robe and wizard hat..
How about a nice game of chess?
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
That's a jolly gay response. It makes me feel gay, thanks :)