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Federal Appeals Court Tosses Spam Patent

Zordak writes "US patent 6,631,400 claims a method of making sure enough people get your spam. A federal district court had overturned the patent as anticipated and obvious, and not drawn to patentable subject matter. The Federal Circuit, the appeals court which hears patent matters, upheld the finding of obviousness, thus invalidating the patent."

76 comments

  1. So basically... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

    I want to patent my intellectual Idea of "Keep going until I reach my destination"
    ?

    1. Re:So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I want to patent the idea of "Beating a spammer repeatedly with a cricket bat until I achieve a consistent, bloody pulp."

    2. Re:So basically... by biryokumaru · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry, I've got prior art on that.

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    3. Re:So basically... by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you'd serve the world better by releasing that idea into the public domain immediately.

    4. Re:So basically... by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      pics or it didn't happen

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  2. Almost. by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If only they had offered eggs with their Spam...

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    1. Re:Almost. by biryokumaru · · Score: 2, Funny

      If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?

      Clearly your example disproves the existence of the soul.

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    2. Re:Almost. by Idiomatick · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I prefer spam spam spam and spam with my spam.

    3. Re:Almost. by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you're saying you're using hotmail?

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    4. Re:Almost. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I do not like this, Spam I am.

    5. Re:Almost. by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
      lovely spam, wonderful s spam,
      spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
      spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
      spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
      spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
      lovely spam, lovely spam,
      lovely spam, lovely spam,
      lovely spa-a-a-a-am...
      spa-am, spa-am, spa-am, spa-a-a-am!

      - The origin of the term spam (Monty python's flying circus)

  3. Shame by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

    For the one time that an obvious bogus patent is actually useful (hooray, no more spam!), they toss it!

    1. Re:Shame by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Spam is already illegal. Hooray, no more spam!~

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    2. Re:Shame by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      [citation needed] pretty sure most spam is not illegal. I mean using viruses to create spam bot nets is. And you will generally get black listed if you spam from your own address... But spam is probably not illegal.

    3. Re:Shame by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Spam is illegal, at least in my country.

      Of course lawyers already jumped the train and started to sue everyone that sent them emails without them asking for it...

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  4. Missed opportunity by Kelson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...to assign the patent to an anti-spam organization, then watch as they sue spammers into oblivion for patent infringement!

    1. Re:Missed opportunity by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Spam companies will just drag their heels SCO-style until the anti-spam organization is bankrupt.

    2. Re:Missed opportunity by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It must be a LHC karma thing, but it seems that the only patents declared as "too obvious" are those that may otherwise stop annoying or bad behavior.

    3. Re:Missed opportunity by nametaken · · Score: 1

      If spammers were in areas where they'd be subject to litigation then they'd be breaking the law (spam is illegal, after all) and you'd stop them that way. No need for goofy patents awarded to unrelated parties.

    4. Re:Missed opportunity by Lieutenant+Buddha · · Score: 1

      You're so right! Spammers would never do something amoral or illegal, that's for sure. Of course, even if we wanted to sue them, who would we sue? If we (government) knew a corporation / person was spamming, wouldn't we shut them down regardless of 'patent infringement'?

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  5. Not thinking clearly by Brain-Fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The primary purpose of patents is to *STOP* the competition from doing whatever it is you are patenting (yes, I know this isn't the stated purpose, but it is the purpose-in-effect). The secondary purpose is to collect money from people who do what you patented, so you can make money without doing it yourself.

    In both cases, once you patent something, there is a net loss in the number of people doing it. We have observed this time and time again in the industry.

    So why in the world would you REJECT a spam patent? By all means, GRANT THE PATENT! Let the spammers sue each other into oblivion and reduce the total amount of spam generated.

    Sheesh.
       

    1. Re:Not thinking clearly by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Unless of course - the Feds or the Patent Office have something to gain by allowing spam to continue.

    2. Re:Not thinking clearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So why in the world would you REJECT a spam patent? By all means, GRANT THE PATENT! Let the spammers sue each other into oblivion and reduce the total amount of spam generated.

      Have you noticed that most spammers operate outside law? They won't "sue each other". That patent means exactly nothing to them either way.

    3. Re:Not thinking clearly by Foofoobar · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Incorrect. The primary purpose of the patent SYSTEM is to reward and encourage innovation by potecting those who innovate. Unfortunately, people now abuse the patent system by spamming it with obvious and existing inventions and ideas and the sue people for a living creating a litigious society rather than a society that thrives on innovation and invention.

      This makes the lawyer the king of the civilization rather than the inventor and the scientist.

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    4. Re:Not thinking clearly by causality · · Score: 1

      Unless of course - the Feds or the Patent Office have something to gain by allowing spam to continue.

      Perhaps it's another instance of Thesis, Antithesis, Synthesis; aka Problem, Reaction, Solution. If so, then it just hasn't become enough of a problem yet. When it can be called a "crisis" in the media, then naturally the solution will be to give the federal government just a little more power so they can fix it right up for us.

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    5. Re:Not thinking clearly by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's a nice idea, but the legal theory there seems kinda... situational. Equal protection under the law, anybody?

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    6. Re:Not thinking clearly by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry to do this, but:

      Your post advocates a

      ( ) technical (X) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

      approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

      ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
      ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
      (X) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
      ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
      ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
      ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
      ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
      ( ) The police will not put up with it
      (X) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
      ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
      ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
      ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
      (X) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

      Specifically, your plan fails to account for

      ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
      (X) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
      (X) Open relays in foreign countries
      ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
      (X) Asshats
      (X) Jurisdictional problems
      ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
      ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
      ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
      ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
      ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
      (X) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
      ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
      (X) Extreme profitability of spam
      ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
      ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
      (X) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
      (X) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
      ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
      ( ) Outlook

      and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

      (X) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
      been shown practical
      ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
      ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
      ( ) Blacklists suck
      ( ) Whitelists suck
      ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
      ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
      ( ) Sending email should be free
      ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
      ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
      (X) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
      ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
      ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
      (X) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

      Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

      (X) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
      ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
      ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
      house down!

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    7. Re:Not thinking clearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The primary purpose of patents is to grant temporary exclusive rights to an invention in exchange for detailed information and public knowledge of how that invention works.

      That really is it. If only we could return to it.

    8. Re:Not thinking clearly by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      In both cases, once you patent something, there is a net loss in the number of people doing it. We have observed this time and time again in the industry.

      Which is in the case of a patent for spamming really beneficial for society (so it is a shame that this patent hasn't been granted, these patent trolls could do something good once in their life by suing a successful spammer), but quite the opposite of what patents are supposed to achieve.

    9. Re:Not thinking clearly by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Right, because the same people that are willing to commit outright fraud by selling "Herbal V14gra" through unsolicited email would clearly be stopped cold by a patent infringement suit! You know, if these people could be found easily enough to serve patent infringement papers on, they'd have gotten their asses kicked a long time ago for much more egregious offenses.

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    10. Re:Not thinking clearly by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      You can't have it both ways. Most patents on /. are the butt end of every joke because they should be. This one is the same, with nothing novel to offer. You may not like it, but according to the rules, which they rarely seem to follow, it's just not something that can be patented.

    11. Re:Not thinking clearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, if these people could be found easily enough to serve patent infringement papers on, they'd have gotten their asses kicked a long time ago for much more egregious offenses.

      Offenses like assuming that both my penis and breasts are too small when it happens that (a) I'm male and (b) the spammer's in more need of his product than I am?

    12. Re:Not thinking clearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patent Office have something to gain by allowing spam to continue.

      Spam will still continue even if this patent is rejected.

  6. Too bad, and not the obvious reason by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    Of course if it was granted, it would be licensed so it would not stop spam. But......
    the licensee of the patents would be identifiable, hopefully allowing the identification of the spammers.

    1. Re:Too bad, and not the obvious reason by Meshach · · Score: 1

      Of course if it was granted, it would be licensed so it would not stop spam. But...... the licensee of the patents would be identifiable, hopefully allowing the identification of the spammers.

      Judging by the disregard spammers already show for the law and how far they go to cloak their identities I highly doubt that this patent would have dented the market if it had been upheld.

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    2. Re:Too bad, and not the obvious reason by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Why would a spammer care about IP law when he's already willing to commit computer crime and CAN-SPAM violations?

    3. Re:Too bad, and not the obvious reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You could have replied to anyone else with that, but you chose the one post it didn't apply to. I don't think you read the whole post, he stated that it wouldn't stop them however it would make it legal to identify them, and they could then be sued.

    4. Re:Too bad, and not the obvious reason by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. The OP implies that we can identify spammers by looking at who has licensed the patent.

    5. Re:Too bad, and not the obvious reason by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      The answer may seem obvious but does the grant of a patent really give implicit legal license of use?

      If so, then I don't think they care so much about the patent so much so at the grant of the patent could maybe be used to legitimize and legalize part of the process of spamming.

      No, one part alone wouldn't work but if part of the entire process could be segmented and patented?

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  7. From the patent application by damn_registrars · · Score: 1
    I know not many people actual bother to RTFA around here, but I read the patent application link provided. I noticed something odd down in the references section:

    Moseley et al, Mastering Microsoft Office 97 professional edition, 1997, SYBEX Inc., 2nd edition, p. 811-816.* .

    Can anyone explain what a spam-propagation method has to do with MS office 97?

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    1. Re:From the patent application by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      From the excerpt you are giving, it looks as if it is the title of a book. May not have anything to do with MS but just about an obscure book.

    2. Re:From the patent application by tepples · · Score: 1

      More than likely, Mr. DiStefano was trying to cite some feature of Outlook 97 (or perhaps Word 97's mail merge?) as prior art.

    3. Re:From the patent application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh... Exchange/Outlook, and their protocols.. How stupid are you?

    4. Re:From the patent application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know not many people actual bother to RTFA around here, but I read the patent application link provided. I noticed something odd down in the references section:

      Moseley et al, Mastering Microsoft Office 97 professional edition, 1997, SYBEX Inc., 2nd edition, p. 811-816.* .

      Can anyone explain what a spam-propagation method has to do with MS office 97?

      Well, you could not have spam and particularly the widespread, massive botnets that provide most of our spam if not for Microsoft products and the clueless n00bs who keep using them.

  8. Error in Summary by Grond · · Score: 0

    The district court held that the patent did not claim patentable subject matter and was anticipated by prior art, but the Federal Circuit did not address those aspects of the appeal. The Circuit court confined its opinion to the issue of obviousness. To wit:

    Because we agree with the district court's holding of obviousness as to all asserted claims, we need not and do not reach its alternative reasons for holding the '400 patent invalid--namely, that the claims were anticipated and directed to unpatentable subject matter.

    1. Re:Error in Summary by Zordak · · Score: 3, Informative

      A little wounded pride here. How is that an error in the summary? The district court invalidated on three grounds. The Fed. Cir. upheld the obviousness finding. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what I said.

      Cut from my summary is a link to Patently-O which has some pretty good analysis.

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    2. Re:Error in Summary by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Sorry, link's still there, they just didn't mention that it was Patently-O.

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    3. Re:Error in Summary by Grond · · Score: 2

      Wow, yeah, you're right. My apologies. I read the summary as 'A federal court overturned the patent as anticipated and obvious, and not drawn to patentable subject matter' and presumed that referred to the Federal Circuit. Someone should go ahead and mod my first post down to avoid confusion.

  9. Sorry Hormel by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 0

    I think they were the one's really pushing for this patent.

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  10. The one frickin' time by lewis2 · · Score: 1

    The one time I want a patent issued to help retard things and the system does the right thing and rejects it on obviousness. Well maybe they just forgot they could do that and from now on obviousness *will* matter.

  11. BUT I WANTED TO SUE THE SPAMMERS! by zarmanto · · Score: 1

    Yeah... and the guy who owns this (now invalidated) patent is saying to himself, "Dang-it! And I was going to use that patent to sue all of those spammers -- who somehow keep getting through my filters -- right out of existence! Curses! Foiled again!"

  12. I don't understand this place anymore. by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    A story is posted about somebody being awarded a patent. It is tagged "corruption."

    A story is posted about somebody not being awarded a patent. It is tagged "communism."

    MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

    1. Re:I don't understand this place anymore. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Damn straight. Communism and corruption are not mutually exclusive!

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  13. Not specifically spam by xaositects · · Score: 1

    The patent is basically for an electronic mail distribution system that tracks if emails have been opened, etc. It does specify that the subscribers should be members of an opt-in list, which would preclude UCE. Of course it could be used to nefarious ends by having a spammer submit the addresses as if they were opted in, but it's initial purpose doesn't seem to be one of sending UCE.

    1. Re:Not specifically spam by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Well, sort of. The specification mentioned opt-in as the preferred embodiment, but the broadest claims don't require it. It's still a spam patent, it just happens to be useful for opt-in lists too. And opt-in isn't always as innocent as it sounds. Marketers love to play games with what they consider an "opt-in."

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  14. Citation by dereference · · Score: 1

    [citation needed] pretty sure most spam is not illegal.

    Citation: CAN-SPAM Act

    1. Re:Citation by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Thanks; yeah, I sort of assumed everyone would know about that. Per the CAN-SPAM Act, spam (typical “unsolicited business e-mail”) is banned.

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    2. Re:Citation by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Spam is legally permissible according to the CAN-SPAM Act of 2003 provided it follows certain criteria: a truthful subject line, no false information in the technical headers or sender address, and other minor requirements.

      It just bans people trying to trick you into clicking on the emails. Doesn't ban “unsolicited business e-mail”.

    3. Re:Citation by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      From the 3rd paragraph of your link:

      "The CAN-SPAM Act is commonly referred to by anti-spam activists as the YOU-CAN-SPAM Act because the bill does not require e-mailers to get permission before they send marketing messages.[3] It also prevents states from enacting stronger anti-spam protections, and prohibits individuals who receive spam from suing spammers. The Act has been largely unenforced,[4] despite a letter to the FTC from Senator Burns, who noted that "Enforcement is key regarding the CAN-SPAM legislation." In 2004 less than 1% of spam complied with the CAN-SPAM Act of 2003."

      I'm not convinced that is the best citation.

    4. Re:Citation by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and one of the things it has to do is provide a means of unsubscription and honour such requests. (If I’m not mistaken.)

      If I could actually unsubscribe from spam, I wouldn’t so much mind getting it, because after a relatively short time I wouldn’t be getting it anymore, or at least to a much lesser extent.

      Even if it just had truthful information in the headers, it would be immensely easier to detect and block.

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  15. owner from your invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The purpose of patents is to be owner from your invention,
    Let it be so a spam patent.
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  16. Re:Your official guide to the Jigaboo presidency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I really wish Michael Moore would stop trolling Slashdot.

  17. Stop with the patent hating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The primary purpose of patents is to *STOP* the competition from doing whatever it is you are patenting (yes, I know this isn't the stated purpose, but it is the purpose-in-effect).

    Not really. Not even a purpose-in-effect. The stated - and effective - purpose is to prevent others from doing it for a short while and ensure that after that time has passed the whole society can benefit from it.

    The secondary purpose is to collect money from people who do what you patented, so you can make money without doing it yourself.

    Well, another way to see is that is that in most cases this gives you the incentive to allow the rest of the society benefit from your invention even during the protected period in a lot larger scale than you personally could.

    In both cases, once you patent something, there is a net loss in the number of people doing it. We have observed this time and time again in the industry.

    Until you invent something, there is not a single person doing it. When you patent it, there will be at least some people doing it and after the protected time has ended, there will be loads of people doing it. As opposed to you just inventing it, being the only one who can do it, having to always guard your secret and then taking it to the grave with you.

    I'm getting pretty bored of this "Patents are evil!" attitude. History has taught us that patents are necessary (read some material about the origins of the system). There are two reasons to argue against that. "Most patents aren't about new inventions!" and "They slow down our progress". Okay, MS submits 3000 new patents each year and IBM has even more patents and yeah, many of those probably aren't about new inventions that weren't obvious. But we are talking about companies that spend billions of dollars to research - they really do invent a lot of new stuff.

    The problem is mainly in the area of medicine and Computer Science as these have advanced so much in so little time. But in a decade or so, thousands of CS related patents will be released to public domain each year. Nobody can repatent them (if you have a patent that covers what you are doing and has been released to public domain, the other side has no chances at all in court). I would imagine that numerous new companies and business ideas will spawn from non-utilized MS patents alone. Person X might never have been able to invet them and MS might not have came up with a good way to utilize them but when the person X goes through MS patents, he might come up with an idea about utilizing them.

    1. Re:Stop with the patent hating by tekrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry to burst your bubble; but the industry has shown us time and again that they will change the law to suit their purposes. You really think that in a decade, these software patents will become public domain? Ha, that has just as much a chance as Mickey Mouse becoming public domain (yeah, I know, copyright versus patent, but in the end we are discussing the same thing which is intellectual property).

      Trust me, there are lobbys in D.C. right now fighting to extend patents, and then extend them again, probably into perpetuity. Once a company sees a revenue stream from patents, you think they are going to give that up just because it's the law? You must be high. From a long-term standpoint it's more profitable to spend millions to change the law.

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    2. Re:Stop with the patent hating by Zordak · · Score: 1

      That would be insightful if it were remotely true. Patent terms have remained relatively stable for a very, very long time (unlike copyright, which actually is creeping ever towards "in perpetuity"). Expired patents enter the public domain almost every day. In fact, the most recent change to patent terms was around 1995 and was to prevent stuff like Lemelson's shenanigans with the patent term. Before 95, you could keep filing continuations forever to keep the thing alive (which is what Lemelson did). Now you get 20 years from the first filing date.

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    3. Re:Stop with the patent hating by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      That is for right now that this is the case... All it'd take is the same class of pressure from, say Microsoft, similar to the one Disney exerted with the Sonny Bono Extension (otherwise known as the Mickey Mouse Extension...otherwise they'd have lost Mickey to the public domain...) to change that game unless we push back against them. The creep in Copyright comes from moneyed interests leaning on the law and getting it updated so that they continue to gain advantage. All it will take is one of the big boys deciding that they can extract rents "forever" on something and the fight will be on just like it is for Copyright.

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    4. Re:Stop with the patent hating by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Perhaps theoretically, this could be the case. But also remember that anybody who makes anything is as much a possible patent defendant as a possible patent plaintiff. The only exception to this is the patent trolls, who don't make anything, so they can't get sued by anybody. But they don't have the clout that Disney does. Patents will continue to have a reasonable term because they are a double-edged sword.

      Copyright is completely different. Disney wants perpetual copyright because it's relatively easy not to run afoul of copyright---as long as you don't actually copy anything, you're not liable. There may be the odd case, like Microsoft's recent GPL blunder, but for the most part, it's not a problem. So it's a very one-sided analysis. They make huge money with perpetual copyright, and they gain very little by having a growing public domain.

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  18. File Evil Patents And Save The World by MountainLogic · · Score: 1
    If some well intended person had files a patent on SPAM years ago and prevented anyone from SPAMing think how our inboxes would be different (OK bad example, too lawless). While it takes a fair bit of work, getting a copy of Patent it yourself from Nolo Press, conducting your own patent search and writing your own patent is with in reach of your average engineer. The cost to file is just a few hundred dollars. If you give engineers a few minutes around the water cooler to chew the fat, inevitably one of them will have their inner evil genius come up with some evil scheme that they would never implement, but is really cool. If just a few of those engineers were to patent those ideas and keep the true evil types from implementing them. Plus nothing looks better than a patent or two on your resume.

    This would also really thwart the business plans of the big corporate patent trolls - their plan is to create a huge patent portfolio and sell it as "protection" to be used as a club against anybody who comes after them. Usually big companies acquire large patent portfolios as a form a mutually assured destruction - never used, unless they are attacked. The joy of a bunch of working stiff geeks owning the evil patents is that you can't threaten a working stiff with patent violations.

    So go forth, file patent evil and save the world!

  19. Maybe I read it wrong, but . . . by jayme0227 · · Score: 1

    This patent isn't about "spam" per say, but rather bulk e-mails. While spam is completely unsolicited, bulk mail may include necessary mailings, such as companies who e-mail your w-2's or something along those lines for tax time. Also, the article suggests using e-mail lists, while many spammers just generate random e-mail addresses. This patent would be much further reaching than just spammers, but rather affect every single company that sends out e-mails to its consumer lists (ie. pretty much every company that you uncheck the box that says "e-mail me with upcoming promotions and events")

    In the interest of full disclosure, I work for a company that sends out e-mails with an opt-in list that we maintain tirelessly in order to ensure that we don't get in trouble for spamming.

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    But then I realized the cable was blue, so I only gave it one star. I hate blue.
    1. Re:Maybe I read it wrong, but . . . by Zordak · · Score: 1

      While what you say is theoretically true, the process they describe---send out a bunch of e-mails, see how many didn't get bounced, and then if too many got bounced, send out a bunch more---is really only practical for marketing type mass e-mails. I seriously doubt that your (presumably) legitimate company does anything of the sort when sending out W-2s. The specification really focuses on marketing-type applications, like those web sites that have the "check the categories that interest you" pages so they can semi-legitimately sell you to spammers. The idea is, a marketer pays you to deliver X e-mails to prospective customers, and this ensures they get their full "X" prospective customers.

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  20. Wrong title on the patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they should try to patent "A method of being the biggest asshole to the most people in the most efficient manner" instead, at least it would be more truthful.

  21. WAIT A MINUTE DID NOBODY READ THE ACTUAL PATENT?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A method for managing bulk e-mail distribution can include the steps of matching a target recipient profile with a group of target recipients; transmitting a set of bulk e-mails to the target recipients in the matched group; and, calculating a quantity of e-mails in the set of bulk e-mails which have been successfully received by the target recipients. If the calculated quantity does not exceed a prescribed minimum quantity of successfully received e-mails, the matching, transmitting and calculating steps can be repeated until the calculated quantity exceeds the prescribed minimum quantity. Notably, in the preferred embodiment, the group of target recipients is an opt-in list.

    For once, a software patent that actually does involve a novel idea!