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How To See Through an Invisibility Cloak

AMESN writes "Ways to bend light around objects and render them invisible are becoming a major field of scientific study and gaining ground. While no actual invisibility cloak exists yet, researchers are also theorizing on how to beat the perfect cloak."

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  1. Re:The Possibilities by Mikkeles · · Score: 5, Funny

    The kind I want to go out with. WooHoo; particle launcher!

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  2. How to see through an invisibility cloak? by JKDguy82 · · Score: 5, Funny

    turn it on?

    1. Re:How to see through an invisibility cloak? by meow27 · · Score: 2, Funny

      or maybe, just look through it?

    2. Re:How to see through an invisibility cloak? by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      How?

      Without even trying.

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  3. Re:Look to video games for ideas... by sopssa · · Score: 1

    How about a heartbeat sensor from Modern Warfare 2?

    Games are a goldmine for these sorts of wacky ideas which just might work.

    And instead of side of weapon, add that to the in-front-of-eye see-through monitor. Why we don't actually have such already? The technology is there. But even US army is testing with things that will actually take away the whole view from your other eye.

  4. rain by wizardforce · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No invisibility cloak can hide the fact that it's still a solid object. That or utilize various frequencies of EM as it would be extremely difficult to defeat radar + infared + visible + UV all at the same time.

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    1. Re:rain by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. Even the vaunted "stealth" technologies of the 1980's and '90s were engineered only towards a certain set of frequencies.

      This 'invisibility cloak' could be defeated as easily as using a video camera with "night shot" built in (basically, an infrared emitter on the camera body sends out IR, and the lens picks that up, making it a bit more active than simply taking in whatever it sees). The cloak blocks the IR, so it'll either shine with the reflected waves or will show up as a shadow.

      Other ways to defeat it? Talcum powder or other particulates (like rain ferinstance).

      'course, I doubt that they could make such a "cloak" anyway, at least insofar as it would still show movement. So unless their 'spy' is really good at standing still, he's still liable to be noticed.

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    2. Re:rain by thelamecamel · · Score: 1

      Yep, and even if you got a broadband cloak that worked at all those frequencies, you could still pick it up by a number of ways not mentioned in TFA. You could pick it up with sonar (I guess in principle it could also be an acoustic cloak to beat that too), but you could also change the refractive index of the room. The cloak is designed so that no matter what's in the cloaked region, it appears to have a refractive index of 1 (or whatever the cloak's surrounds are supposed to be). If you change the refractive index of the surrounds slightly (change temperature, spray an aerosol, fill the room with water (!)) then the cloak should be relatively easy to spot.

      The other downside of these cloaks, of course, is that you can't see out of them since no light interacts with your eyes.

    3. Re:rain by the3stars · · Score: 1

      "No invisibility cloak can hide" famous last words...

    4. Re:rain by thelamecamel · · Score: 4, Funny

      How would it show movement? AFAIK the cloak should be able to move around and this movement shouldn't be visible to you.

      Or do you mean they won't be able to make a flexible cloaking ninja suit that keeps cloaking the ninja as they walk, despite the suit bending? The solution to that, of course, is to roll around inside a giant hamster ball/zorb cloaking device! Watch out... i'll sneak up on you and ROLL YOU TO DEATH.

    5. Re:rain by adamchou · · Score: 1

      extremely difficult to defeat radar + infared + visible + UV all at the same time

      Would it even make sense to become invisible to electromagnetic radiation at so many wavelengths? If someone creates the perfect cloak, how can the person on the inside see whats around them? How do you communicate with anything that is cloaked?

    6. Re:rain by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Hm... how about sound at various frequencies (outside the human audible range).. as in sonar? Kind of hard to have a physical object that doesn't resonate mechanical vibrations.

    7. Re:rain by peragrin · · Score: 1

      So I should Plan on using stairs in my bases to prevent the invisible ninja from attacking.

      besides cloaks like this are still usable if the person hiding is standing still. you move when no one is watching and let the patrols pass you by.

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    8. Re:rain by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      Higher frequencies of sound dissipate rapidly in the air. For something small and moving relatively slowly you would set up a system of standing soundwaves that interfered with its self and once an object disrupts that interfering system, the change becomes detectable.

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    9. Re:rain by hort_wort · · Score: 1

      The other downside of these cloaks, of course, is that you can't see out of them since no light interacts with your eyes.

      Does anyone else remember the Atari Haunted House game? That's what I'm thinkin!

    10. Re:rain by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Oh dear gods, not this again? :) Make a couple of eye holes and a little radio antenna hole. Which is easiest to conceal? A soldier in full battle gear, or a pair of floating eyes and a little pointy wire? I think the US legal system has a lot to answer for - it's breeding a generation of people who see only either utter unfeasible success, or complete failure. If such a "cloak" can be created, and if somehow it were cost effective to deploy (and that's a whole other question), then it would be one useful technique amongst many. Not an "I Win" button.

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    11. Re:rain by sznupi · · Score: 1

      The problem is, with things like sensor networks, there can be no time at all when "no one is watching", at least not near anything interesting.

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    12. Re:rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bending the light introduces latency that can be detected if the cloaked object moves.

    13. Re:rain by camperdave · · Score: 1

      The other downside of these cloaks, of course, is that you can't see out of them since no light interacts with your eyes.

      You could use a mechanism similar to the linux tee command to send light both to the eyes and the opposite side of the cloak (semi-silvered mirror, and a light amplifier). Besides, two pupil sized holes that can only be seen when the cloaked person is looking directly at you could easily be missed.

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    14. Re:rain by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      And make sure the stairs go UP!

    15. Re:rain by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      The eyehole part might work, but not the tee. A semi-silvered mirror would create a "dim" area where you are standing.

    16. Re:rain by JDeane · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      Not only that but its not just a soldier that could be cloaked its far more likely that this type of tech would be first seen on something like a plane or ship.

      Something like the Philadelphia experiment.

      As for detecting something that is cloaked, I would look at the tech they use to detect subs as a guide. Magnetic anomaly detectors.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_anomaly_detector

    17. Re:rain by thelamecamel · · Score: 1

      Actually it doesn't, which is the really cool thing about these cloaks. The cloaks are made of a metamaterial for which the refractive index is less than 1, so light travels faster than c in that medium. That's what makes them tricky (but not impossible) to build! The reduced refractive index with respect to the surrounds exactly makes up for the extra distance travelled. It's neat stuff.

    18. Re:rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That or utilize various frequencies of EM as it would be extremely difficult to defeat radar + infared + visible + UV all at the same time.

      All you would need to do here is make sure each layer of the field will only capture the frequencies it is targeted at.
      So you have an outer layer for red, inner for green and so on. (this is very basic for the sake of simplicity though, there is much more when it comes to frequencies)

      Aren't metamaterials created by the actual structure of the materials, regardless of what makes it? Or does it matter what the material is?

    19. Re:rain by Anci3nt+of+Days · · Score: 2

      The solution to that, of course, is to roll around inside a giant hamster ball/zorb cloaking device! Watch out... i'll sneak up on you and ROLL YOU TO DEATH.

      Taking rick-rolling to a whole new level.

    20. Re:rain by NoMoreFood · · Score: 1

      While it wouldn't help for colors, I'd vote for sonar-based vision processing.

    21. Re:rain by Psaakyrn · · Score: 1

      Or it can simply work on redirecting all EM frequencies and defeat any conventional definitions of "seeing".

    22. Re:rain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you missed the light amplifier part.

    23. Re:rain by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Opps, my bad :P

  5. The easy solution, from the article by JonC88 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just throw a stone at it.

    1. Re:The easy solution, from the article by sopssa · · Score: 4, Funny

      But what about when teleporting becomes common use technology? The invisibility cloak would have a teleportation field on top of it. The rock would be just teleported back to the person, and it could have a nifty effect in the invisibility drawing to smooth the effect (ie., instead of just teleporting, the stone would travel at a slightly increased, but still not noticeable speed for a moment)

    2. Re:The easy solution, from the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what about when teleporting becomes common use technology?

      Then I'll use my Time Machine to go back in time and kill the target's creator/parents... hypotheticals are so fun :)

    3. Re:The easy solution, from the article by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      First you have to know if something is there - cloaked. If your oblivious to the object, what reason would you have to throw any stone in the first place?

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    4. Re:The easy solution, from the article by Idiomatick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I imagine throwing a stone at something you don't know is there to find it would be quite the feat.

    5. Re:The easy solution, from the article by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      With access to arbitrary teleportation technology, why would you need a personal invisibility cloak? You'd be able to teleport in and out when invisibility would be required (unless you're cloaking infrastructure).

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    6. Re:The easy solution, from the article by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Damn, my mod points just expired. Sorry man.

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    7. Re:The easy solution, from the article by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      With access to arbitrary teleportation technology, why would you need a personal invisibility cloak? You'd be able to teleport in and out when invisibility would be required (unless you're cloaking infrastructure).

      You obviously need a bigger teleporter!

    8. Re:The easy solution, from the article by JDeane · · Score: 1

      Just be cloaked and out of phase at the same time the stone simply passes through. :P lol

      I laugh now but who knows maybe in 2 or 3 hundred years we could have such tech, if we don't manage to self destruct in the mean time :)

    9. Re:The easy solution, from the article by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Much better: throw a handful of flour at it. Hey, it worked well when my D&D party had to deal with invisible stalkers, why not this?

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    10. Re:The easy solution, from the article by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      A bigger teleporter doesn't help if I needed something like an invisible security camera, power source, support pylon, etc. which would be critical for other things to work in real time. (Leaving aside all the reasons that designing field infrastructure to be invisible could be a bad idea in some scenarios, invisible HVDC lines for NIMBYs would be an interesting engineering choice.)

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    11. Re:The easy solution, from the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what about when teleporting becomes common use technology? The invisibility cloak would have a teleportation field on top of it. The rock would be just teleported back to the person, and it could have a nifty effect in the invisibility drawing to smooth the effect (ie., instead of just teleporting, the stone would travel at a slightly increased, but still not noticeable speed for a moment)

      But what about when teleporting becomes common use technology? The invisibility cloak would have a teleportation field on top of it. The rock would be just teleported back to the person, and it could have a nifty effect in the invisibility drawing to smooth the effect (ie., instead of just teleporting, the stone would travel at a slightly increased, but still not noticeable speed for a moment)

      Version 3.0 of invisibility cloak will have feature that render stone object in real time and display it on the cloak surface like it pass though cloak while teleporting stone.
      You wont even notice nothing.

    12. Re:The easy solution, from the article by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      You don't teleport the powerplant or the pylons. You teleport the bombs droppped on them. Just imagine the suprise on the faces of the crew when they find their ticking bomb back on their plane. Now if the teleporter makes a "meep meep" sound, we'll be all set...

    13. Re:The easy solution, from the article by jc364 · · Score: 1

      The reason for detecting a cloaked object has nothing to do with whether or not there actually is a cloaked object present. Rather, the reason has to do with your situation, such as if you are in a hostile environment or trying to defend something. So, I would imagine if a stone was your detection scheme, you would be hurling stones constantly in random directions to see if it bounced off something that isn't there. And if you're lucky, you might hear someone cry out in pain :)

  6. flour? by korney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > While no actual invisibility cloak exists yet, researchers are also theorizing on how to beat the perfect cloak."

    How about flour and water? This reminds me of a joke...

    1. Re:flour? by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      I'll bet you the Predator could see through it.

    2. Re:flour? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Not if you cover it in mud!

  7. They have invisibility cloaks now they are looking by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 0

    They have invisibility cloaks now they are looking ways to beat the ones the others sides are useing.

  8. Re:The Possibilities by unitron · · Score: 3, Funny

    In that scenario aren't you supplying the particle launcher yourself?

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  9. Re:Look to video games for ideas... by palegray.net · · Score: 1

    Why make things complicated? Just carpet bomb the region where you might have cloaked dudes running around. They won't stay invisible ;).

  10. More uses than being invisible. by NoYob · · Score: 1

    And because cloaks that shield longer wavelengths of light are easier to make, first successes came with microwaves — whose radiation can be measured in inches.

    Or RADAR?

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    1. Re:More uses than being invisible. by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stealth technology, like that used in the B-2 bomber, F-117 nighthawk, and similar aircraft, was never about bending light around the plane. Because RADAR is an active detection technology - that is, it projects radio waves of a particular frequency and waits for a reflection - it was always about reducing the angles at which the radar would reflect.

      Plain old metal, no matter how you coat it, is like a pristine mirror for radio waves (the black color was simply because they only ever intended the planes to fly at night, so the original camoflage pattern was useless). A rounded surface, like that on most planes, will reflect RADAR signals coming from nearly any direction and at least part of the signal will be sent back to the RADAR. That's how RADAR is designed to work. To get around this, you need to minimize round surfaces so that very little, if any signal at all is returned to the RADAR. On-coming RADAR gets bounced up and down, and only a small portion of the radar signal from below gets sent back. They end up looking like large birds - a far cry from massive bombers.

      Light is harder, because we distinguish between multiple frequencies of light, so many materials difuse light, and we don't rely on a source projected directly from our own bodies to see. So for this we need to get light to bend around an object to cloak it.

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    2. Re:More uses than being invisible. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      How awesome would it be if (when?) they make stealth, invisible, silent bombers? Wouldn't it blow your mind if you were walking down the street and suddenly the army base just explodes for no reason? :-)

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  11. I'm inventing a visibility cloak! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just toss my visibility cloak over the suspect and you will be able to see anyone under it.

  12. You can't beat the perfect cloak... by unitron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you can, it's not perfect.

    The real problem isn't detecting it. It's knowing that you need to be trying to detect it in the first place, and approximately when and in what area.

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    1. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      The real problem isn't detecting it. It's knowing that you need to be trying to detect it in the first place, and approximately when and in what area.

      Monitor for changes in the field of gravity (or magnetic field to use a more mature technology, although I don't know how well that would work in e.g. deep space where there isn't a planetary magnetic field). If there isn't a corresponding change in the visual (or thermal, etc.) appearance of the same area, throw an alert that there's probably a cloaked object wherever the magnetic/gravitic disturbance is.

      A side bonus is that if the gravity-based version of this detection system fails to pick something up, at least you get the consolation prize of knowing that it's possible to artificially manipulate gravity fields to effectively render an object massless.

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    2. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by rossdee · · Score: 1

      If your invisiblity device is 'perfect' then You can't see out.

    3. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by sopssa · · Score: 1

      Yes you can. You transfer the light after it has hit the person and is going back. So instead of catching the light ray when it hits the invisibility cloak, you catch it when it's leaving the invisibility cloak and transfer on the other side.

    4. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't you provide your own magnetic field?

    5. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are referring to the problem of passing 100 % of the incoming radiation through, that could be solved by detecting 10 % of the radiation and then using an internal power source to amplify the remaining 90 % to its original level. Then again, using any power inside the cloak, whether to amplify EM radiation or simply to move and think on your own, is guaranteed to either emit radiation or to increase the temperature inside the cloak. And in practice there is no 100 % perfect heat insulation either.

    6. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      The "catcher" of light at the back of cloaked individual/machine would be visible from the other side.

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    7. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      That's why we have things like inertial navigation. Used already in comparable scenarios, in submarines for example.

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    8. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by sopssa · · Score: 1

      Why exactly? You do this on both sides of course.

    9. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Invisibility cloak depends on "bending" the light on the surface of the object. If something "disturbs" the path of light behind perfectly cloaked object, that something is visible (otherwise that wouldn't be an invisibility cloak!).

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    10. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by hey! · · Score: 1

      Somebody has been watching too many reruns of "Kung Fu"...

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    11. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      what if the invisibility cloak is actually the ability to manipulate ones subatomic particles (i.e. Higgs Boson) to completely disappear. Say not become antimatter, but flip the Higgs from one state to another putting you in a flux state (or dimension). You may not be able to interact with anything, and displace regular matter when you 're-appear' - so makes sure you do it in air rather than solid rock...

    12. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      You mean, no true Scotsman can beat the perfect cloak.

    13. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by White+Shade · · Score: 1

      The question then is, how exactly are you supposed to breathe? If you're out of flux with everything else, where's your air supply gonna come from, unless you wore some kind of rebreather too...

      I've always wondered that in Star Trek episodes for example; a crew member gets sent into some slightly out of phase dimension but can still breathe. Where is all this out of phase oxygen coming from?!

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    14. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because any light detector has to absorb light.

    15. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      I think breathing would be the least of your problem. If you're in this flux state then even the earth's gravitational field may have no effect. You'd essentially need a vehicle which contains all the relevant life support. Assuming it is manned.

      I'd imagine being able to push an unmanned combat aircraft or vehicle into flux to maneuverer to a position of advantage would be one of the most valuable applications.

    16. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Where is all this out of phase oxygen coming from?!

      Out of phase plants?

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    17. Re:You can't beat the perfect cloak... by hazydave · · Score: 1

      It is impossible to watch too many reruns of "Kung Fu".

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  13. How about a $5 solution? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    A laser pointer, the cheap red kind you can find at any corner store.

    1. Re:How about a $5 solution? by Tynin · · Score: 1

      It likely wouldn't work, as it could be redirected around/through the target, though perhaps you might be able to tell due to the laser light diffusing from a crisp point. In any case, a well placed pebble should also work as it would bounce off in a very obvious way.

    2. Re:How about a $5 solution? by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Funny

      > In any case, a well placed pebble should also work as it would bounce off in
      > a very obvious way.

      Better yet, a well-placed bullet. Just spray bullets in all directions at all times.

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  14. It's been proved impossible using negative ior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Vadim Markel of UPenn has shown that negative index of refraction is inconsistant with the second law of thermodynamics:

    http://www.opticsinfobase.org/abstract.cfm?URI=oe-16-23-19152

    At least that approach makes cloaking impossible. I am not sure why people are being so slow to accept this. Probably since so much funding has gone into negative index of refraction. Note there is also an arxiv paper on this.

    1. Re:It's been proved impossible using negative ior by sopssa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am not sure why people are being so slow to accept this.

      Because nothing in world has to be 100% perfect. It just has to work good enough. And maybe later there will be new discoveries that will improve it. That's how technology and science has always worked.

      Sure, there will always be ways to get around the invisibility cloak, just like people have ways to get around DRM. But it doesn't make it completely useless or non-working technology.

    2. Re:It's been proved impossible using negative ior by 2.7182 · · Score: 1, Troll

      RTA. It has a long description of John Pendry and how famous he is for using negative index of refraction for cloaking. If that's impossible his cloak won't come close to work if it is ever built. Another important point - no one discusses that the experiments in cloaking and negative index of refraction have been minimal, and no real successes. Two experiments, one at Berkeley, and one at Toronto (microwave) that are possible of being interpreted as something other than nior anyway. People in the article talk about it likes its been done. It hasn't, theoretically or experimentally.

    3. Re:It's been proved impossible using negative ior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that made sense up until you tried to say DRM isnt completely useless. you're worse than bad analogy guy.

    4. Re:It's been proved impossible using negative ior by physburn · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That wouldn't prove cloaking impossible, it would require that a cloaking screen be powered in some way so that the dissipation of energy from the power source makes up for the extra entropy gained by the refracted light. Marl's proof can't apply that negative refraction is impossible for all frequencies, because we've have experimentally seen negative refraction at specific frequencies, including optical frequencies. What he disproved must a unpowered clock that operates over all frequencies at the same time.

      When it comes to use electrons to see cloaked items, there is science fiction and computer game presidence. In Alien vs Predator, the switching to Electric vision, the Alien can easily see a cloaked Predator.

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    5. Re:It's been proved impossible using negative ior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But unlike DRM it doesn't make it completely useless or non-working technology.

      Fixed that for you

    6. Re:It's been proved impossible using negative ior by shentino · · Score: 1

      DRM's usefulness is there all right, it just doesn't have anything to do with quality, but everything to do with protecting profits.

      So I think of DRM more like poison than I do mere cruft.

    7. Re:It's been proved impossible using negative ior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      inconsistent

  15. Re:Look to video games for ideas... by sopssa · · Score: 1

    But be aware of the tactical insertion perk. Sucks to get killed when you're going to check the place and get shot just because some fucker put his tactical insertion there to spawn again on the same camping spot.

  16. Simple. by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

    Flamethrower.

    1. Re:Simple. by sopssa · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know about you, but I don't usually walk around in city with a flamethrower on.

    2. Re:Simple. by linhares · · Score: 1

      very insightful. you must be a nice, balanced, person

    3. Re:Simple. by D+Ninja · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't live where I do...

  17. Perfect cloak buster - big-ass underground fan by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Ala Marilyn Monroe in "The Seven Year Itch".

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    1. Re:Perfect cloak buster - big-ass underground fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you suggesting that as a super villian that my cloaked minions would be wearing invisble dresses?!?!

      CRAP?! Foiled again! I'll get you yet Bond!

  18. TFA by wizardforce · · Score: 3, Informative

    TFA mentions using charged particles and multiple wavelengths of EM to detect a clocked object. TFA suggests that they were measuring the actual effect on the path of the radiation its self although it should be pointed out that this is quite possibly unnecessary as high energy charged particle entering a solid material undergo an extremely high de-acceleration phase which causes charged particles to emit EM radiation. It's called Bremsstrahlung radiation and could quite possibly be detected.

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  19. Re:The Possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If those particles are being launched at you, you might want to consider a different girl.

  20. Why worry? by gmuslera · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A perfect invisibility cloak is also a perfect blindness cloak. Unless you make i.e. missiles or bullets (dodge that, Neo!) with it, things with a predefined target, could be somewhat useless for most interesting uses. The imperfect are the useful ones.

    1. Re:Why worry? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > A perfect invisibility cloak is also a perfect blindness cloak.

      You switch off a small area fifty times a second or so to let your camera look out. A 2cm diameter black spot that is only present a few percent of the time is going to be very hard to spet.

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    2. Re:Why worry? by sopssa · · Score: 0, Troll

      And not even that. You just need to transfer the light after it has hit the person and is going back. So instead of catching the light ray when it hits the invisibility cloak, you catch it when it's leaving the invisibility cloak and transfer on the other side.

    3. Re:Why worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perfectly clocked object does not interact with the other objects by any means thus it is completely irrelevant for the rest of the universe so by defiition does not exist. Its dis/re-appearance would break physics laws as it would mean the same as mater creation, perpetum-mobile or whatever you call it.

    4. Re:Why worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Active camouflage need only require that you emit the same light passing through. If you have a versatile enough emitter, you could absorb some light to observe and emit the rest on the other side. Thus you can have a perfect active cloak PLUS be able to observe as well. Net energy has to be around zero, so you'll be burning power to run it, but it's better than blindness.

    5. Re:Why worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you just emit an amount of light equal to the amount you absorb to see.

    6. Re:Why worry? by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      Meh. Amplify and fork the incoming light -- some goes around to the back of the cloak and out, some reaches your eyes. It's all right there in the manual...

  21. Two more suggestions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. If footprints appear on the ground but you cannot see anyone walking, then throw flour or paint at this spot.

    2. Listen for the sound of an invisibility cloak scraping against the floor.

  22. Bahh... the Federation and Dominion figured it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    La Forge already discovered this when they did made a tachyon pulse grid to detect if there are any Romulan ship trying to get in to Klingon space while the there was civil unrest in Kronos.

    Also, the Jem'Hadar was able to detect the Defiant while on cloak during their first encounter in the Gamma Quadrant by using an anti-proton scan.

  23. Invisibility by NoobixCube · · Score: 4, Insightful

    An "invisibility cloak" these days doesn't just necessarily apply to the visible light spectrum. The cloak could be a thermal or radar "invisibility" cloak, leaving an object perfectly visible to the naked eye, but invisible on other scans. Penetrating thermal invisibility cloaks might end up more important, because camouflage can take care of visible light from overhead, it's the thermal that's the giveaway.

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    1. Re:Invisibility by whoisisis · · Score: 1

      > Penetrating thermal invisibility cloaks might end up more important, because camouflage can take care of visible light from overhead, it's the thermal that's the giveaway.

      This is wrong.
      An object is still going to emit thermal radiation approximately in accordance with Planck's radiation law.
      Putting an invisibility cloak around something can only work as good as putting up any other kind of heat shield.

      In this light, thermal invisibility cloaks might even end up being least useful of all invisibility cloaks,
      because you'd just add the background radiation to your own signature.

    2. Re:Invisibility by Almahtar · · Score: 1

      Or being invisible to X-Ray...

    3. Re:Invisibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you could redirect the internal thermal radiation straight up while still making external radiation pass-through, it could still be very useful.

    4. Re:Invisibility by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Wow.... scrolling past your comment I caught:
      "naked" . . . . . . . . . . "Penetrating"

  24. Not Very Feasible by KaptainKrunch · · Score: 0

    Considering the amount of energy required to emit high energy particles and the short distance they can travel outside a vacuum, shooting electrons and reading the radiation would not be a feasible option. This is not even considering introducing large amounts of radiation to the area which you are scanning. How about a giant fan with a bunch of light weight objects and they will run into the invisibility cloak revealing its position. Either than or non ionizing EM waves...

  25. Re:Bahh... the Federation and Dominion figured it by copponex · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thanks, buddy. I suddenly feel much better about myself.

  26. The Perfect Weapon by Fred+The+Toaster · · Score: 1

    What about using mirror? I could imagine that working as a good weapon against invisibility cloaks....

    1. Re:The Perfect Weapon by sopssa · · Score: 1

      Eh, what? Invisibility cloaks work by transferring the light ray over the object inside it. Mirrors work by mirroring the light that hits them. How would this even work?

    2. Re:The Perfect Weapon by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      Because the only way to defeat smoke and mirrors is with smoke and mirrors of course!

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  27. It's rather easy... by Antiocheian · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can drink a blessed potion of see invisible or eat an invisible stalker's corpse while invisible.

    1. Re:It's rather easy... by AaxelB · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can drink a blessed potion of see invisible or eat an invisible stalker's corpse while invisible.

      Or just be a monk. You also get the bonus of being incredibly badass.

    2. Re:It's rather easy... by syrinx · · Score: 1

      I believe crowning works too.

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  28. Re:The Possibilities by eln · · Score: 1

    As long as we're talking about things that could never even come close to happening to anyone on this site, why bother with the invisibility cloak? You could just as easily jump out the bedroom window, land on your pegasus, which is floating just outside said window, and fly off to your Fortress of Solitude, which is totally not your parents' basement.

  29. Re:Look to video games for ideas... by easyTree · · Score: 1

    So, standard behaviour then?

  30. Re:The Possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And you could use it to locate your invisible brain.

    This technology is like all others - it won't stop an offended MicroSoftie from feeding the trolls.

  31. Re:Bahh... the Federation and Dominion figured it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's always nice to notice there actually are a lot bigger nerds in the world than me.

  32. Misinterpreted the title by MathiasRav · · Score: 1

    I thought the article was about seeing the outside world from the invisible person's perspective. If visible light is beamed around you, that must mean you get no visible light for yourself, so the invisible man is also the blind man, no?

    1. Re:Misinterpreted the title by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You only need a pinhole camera to let everything you want to see in. Sure, that might technically make it not a 'perfect' invisibility cloak, but if you can turn a 6 foot 200 pound man into a 5 millimeter bit of plastic, you have pretty well achived your goal without blinding them.

  33. Usual Infared Grid can defeat it. by Palpatine_li · · Score: 0

    'cause cloak bends light and make it go a longer distance before reaching the sensor, and phase shift can be detected without a sweat.

  34. Re:Look to video games for ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah but it sure is funny when the guy is dumb enough to stand right next to/on top of his tac insertion, so after you kill him you can just camp there and get another easy kill =D

  35. The article seems to focus just on light by mjensen · · Score: 1

    from TFA : "...but a cloak that perfectly hides objects at all wavelengths of radiation — including AM radio waves, visible light and X-rays — would be extremely difficult to create..."

    How about ultrasonic sensors? Or rain, like another message says. Ground pressure or vibration.

    I think something with enough sensitivity (like a cloaked object going past a stationary LIDAR gun beam) could see some disturbance that wasn't there before. If the light is bending around an object, it may be invisible but the light would be taking longer to make the trip.
    A properly tuned laser beam frequency with matching receiver could probably detect cloaked objects too.

    So much of this is by "cloaked to a person" and not to sensors.

    1. Re:The article seems to focus just on light by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see a lidar shadow. It would be like someone embossed the world with the shape of the cloaked object's shadow.

      However I believe most applications for cloaking involve aircraft so LIDAR probably wouldn't be terribly applicable in that regard.

  36. Re:Bahh... the Federation and Dominion figured it by wizardforce · · Score: 1

    La Forge already discovered this when they did made a tachyon pulse grid to detect if there are any Romulan ship trying to get in to Klingon space while the there was civil unrest in Kronos.

    Technically the tachyon grid was a trap. They purposely left a hole in the net to catch the Romulans. Of course, in the real world, a sensor array of even interplanetary scale is far beyond our capabilities. The sensitivity needs to be extraordinary to detect somethin the size of a ship at such distances.

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  37. NMP Field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I figure I could start research on how to overcome an NMP field, but I figure it really isn't my concern.

  38. Re:They have invisibility cloaks now they are look by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 0

    Are you being stupid intentionally, or were you just born that way?

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  39. What the hell, mods? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    This got modded informative? This???

    Who the hell here doesn't have a set of D&D books?

    </fake-nerd-rage>

  40. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is invisible until it is found.

  41. Re:Look to video games for ideas... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        Ahhh, a proper response from a representative from the Pentagon. :)

        It's also the same reason aliens will never visit us and say "hi". If you don't understand it (or can't see it), bomb it. :)

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  42. ahem, Nethack! by MRe_nl · · Score: 2, Informative

    nt

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    1. Re:ahem, Nethack! by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      You are the lucky winner of my geek certificate!

      Wait, does that mean I can get laid now? ;-)

  43. A really low-tech solution: by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    A handful of flour - good and covering just about everything within a 10 yard radius!

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  44. When the enemy is invisible... by marciot · · Score: 1

    ...only the blind shall see.

    I'm sure widespread use invisibility cloaks will lead to increased recruitment of blind people to the military. And that blind kid who does echolocation will be recruited to train a new elite force of super-soldiers.

  45. Re:They have invisibility cloaks now they are look by Martin+P.+Hellwig · · Score: 1

    I think he just put on the wrong cloak.

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  46. surprise? by mathfeel · · Score: 1

    A device designed to do one thing (bend light of certain wavelength) turns out cannot do another (bend other particle/wavelength). News at 11.

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  47. Re:The Possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks! Haven't had such a good laugh in slashdot for a while. =)

  48. The solution by RudeIota · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone knows firing short, repeated bursts of tachyons between a 3 dimensional grid made up of Federation star ships is the most effective way to detect invisible, cloaked objects.

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  49. Why not simply track displacement? by Pyrion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This has always been something that's bothered me about Star Trek. It's well-established that "cloaked" objects, including people, still exist as solid matter and therefore displace whatever space they're occupying. I would think a foolproof means of tracking cloaked objects would simply be to concentrate on whatever it is they're displacing, and look for the telltale starship/person-shaped contour of gaps of nothingness where displacement is occurring. Take the interior decks of a Federation starship for example - authorized moving displacements signifying crew (tagged by their commbadges) if they simply ever thought to track the density and movement of the air they're pumping into each and every deck. Space is much the same way - it's not a perfect vacuum, and you can't tell me that Federation sensors aren't powerful enough to pick up damn near everything in their immediate surroundings.

    This also bothered me in Stargate: Atlantis the multiple times Atlantis was cloaked to hide it from orbiting Wraith vessels. They know what Atlantis looks like, can't they just scan the ocean's surface and look for the telltale snowflake shape of water displaced by the city?

    Point is: a cloaked object in a perfect vacuum (absence of everything) would be impossible to track using displacement, but a perfect vacuum exists only in hypothesis. Cloaked objects are always going to have to displace something, so rather than trying to pick up the cloaked object directly, why not concentrate on what you can see and look for gaps which shouldn't be there?

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    1. Re:Why not simply track displacement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This also bothered me in Stargate: Atlantis the multiple times Atlantis was cloaked to hide it from orbiting Wraith vessels. They know what Atlantis looks like, can't they just scan the ocean's surface and look for the telltale snowflake shape of water displaced by the city?

      what bothered me more was the fact they had the capacity to produce anything from thin air with asgard beams, but it never occurred to them to xerox their zpm's or atlantian weapon drones. Don't give me that "unreplicatable" crap either, it's a cop-out which defies even the most liberal sci-fi "suspended disbelief".

    2. Re:Why not simply track displacement? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I like that your .sig ties in perfectly with the knowledge that you display in your post. :)

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    3. Re:Why not simply track displacement? by bertok · · Score: 1

      This also bothered me in Stargate: Atlantis the multiple times Atlantis was cloaked to hide it from orbiting Wraith vessels. They know what Atlantis looks like, can't they just scan the ocean's surface and look for the telltale snowflake shape of water displaced by the city?

      what bothered me more was the fact they had the capacity to produce anything from thin air with asgard beams, but it never occurred to them to xerox their zpm's or atlantian weapon drones. Don't give me that "unreplicatable" crap either, it's a cop-out which defies even the most liberal sci-fi "suspended disbelief".

      Mega geek time... ZPMs aren't just material artifacts, they're a housing for a portal into a pinched off bubble of isolated space-time, from which they draw their zero-point energy. The housing could be replicated, but the bubble is presumably much harder to create.

    4. Re:Why not simply track displacement? by JDeane · · Score: 1

      It also seems like they could detect the gravity pull of the ship, while small it seems like there would be some? Of course they did have artificial gravity so maybe they solved that little problem by canceling out there own gravity well? would make for some insane maneuvering with no mass to deal with. Unless gravity has nothing to do with mass then I am completely wrong but I am no physics major so I won't feel too bad about it :)

      And to me it seems like the cloaked ships would need to be extra careful as to me it seems like getting hit with an energy weapon while cloaked would cause more damage VS not being cloaked.

    5. Re:Why not simply track displacement? by JDeane · · Score: 1

      You also would think there would be far more ZPM's then the few they have.... I mean the ZPM's where the energy source of the ancients so where is the ZPM factory? You also would think something the size of city might have a few spares laying around.

      I can see a planet only having one ZPM factory on it its not like you would need more then a few of them a year for the entire planet, but a multi galaxy spanning empire?

  50. well... by thaddeusthudpucker · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could just get a magical eye like Mad-Eye Moody....

    1. Re:well... by ryzvonusef · · Score: 2, Funny

      Moody had a Byakugan?

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  51. Lost cloak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet they turned on their prototype and lost it.

  52. Cloak beating sytem. by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    Hit it with something. Seriously, the obvious solution is to spam your environment with small projectiles, track them, see what bounces off something. Or blow on it it: tracking motion of air/turbulence as air movement in the environment is changed by the objects presence.

    Point is if you have a object perfectly cloaked to a good swathe of the electromagnetic spectrum there are still other ways it impinges on it's environment. Accoustics, sound waves (although they may be easy to cloak also) etc.

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  53. useful for the cloaker by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    Presumably, sensors that can penetrate cloaking would be very useful for the operators of the cloaked vehicle, because if no one can see you, you can't see anyone either. In order to see something, light has to be absorbed by the sensors inside the cloak. Since a cloak bends light around the vehicle, the vehicle is flying blind.

    Not sure what the fuss is about--sonar should work fine.

    1. Re:useful for the cloaker by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I think you just need microscopic sensors spread out over the outside of the cloak that are imperceptible to the human eye and instruments (short of a microscope.

      To allow operators to see what's outside

  54. Let's keep it real by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're getting a bit too excited here. If you read TFA you'll realize how limited this thing is. Many of these designs can only work at one frequency, usually microwave, in one direction, over a very small area, in 2D, and with considerable scattering and attenuation.

    That's a heck of a long way from a usable cloaking device. The problems of scattering and attenuation are going to be particularly intractable.

    It's unlikely that every one of the many shortcomings can each be improved by the needed factor of 100 or so.

  55. Simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just use gas-seeking proton torpedoes to seek the emissions of the impulse drive.

    Didn't they watch "Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country"?

  56. Scotty thought of This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scotty [from Star Trek] already thought of this.

    Everything releases "emissions" of some sort, be they EM Radiation, Gas, etc.

    If the wearer is a person, just gotta look for some "emissions" ie: farts.

    To quote Scotty, "it's gotta have a tail-pipe"

  57. Perfect solution is relative by icepick72 · · Score: 1

    If the people who can see through your invisibility technology aren't the people you're warring with or hiding something from, then your invisibility solution doesn't need to be foolproof. A solution can be perfect for a given situation even if it's not academically or technically perfect.

  58. Silly question by eyrieowl · · Score: 3, Informative

    Use a scrying spell, obviously.

    1. Re:Silly question by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

      The invisible person would run away the moment you put on your robe and wizard hat - so it won't work.

      But you can make listen checks.

  59. Re:The Possibilities by vintagepc · · Score: 1

    I agree... this is definitely putting a proverbial cart before the proverbial horse^D^D^D^D^D unicorn

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  60. Re:The Possibilities by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This technology is like all others - it won't stop an offended MicroSoftie from feeding the trolls.

    It also won't stop non-MS-fans who just think the comment was too dumb to even be used on SNL.

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  61. Re:The Possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get it, microscopes can't see invisible things. And an invisible penis would be kinda cool, you could go to the beach naked.... though I worry what the cut off point would look like... I think it'd be a bit scary if people saw like the internal workings of my groin. Though you could use it to scare the shit out of people... I think it'd end up looking a lot like that censored jpns hentai with the invisible penises....

    I get the feeling I gave this more thought than it was warranted.

  62. Re:The Possibilities by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

    What good would come from having an invisible brain? I mean I don't show off my brain in everyday life. Really, I'd be quite concerned for my health if anyone to see my brain.

  63. Re:They have invisibility cloaks now they are look by rockNme2349 · · Score: 1

    I don't know, I've never seen one.

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  64. Underpowered ping pong ball guns by 4181 · · Score: 1
    TFA:

    Unlike pingpong balls, charged particles can move through an object, leaving telltale radiation in their wake.

    They must not be doing it right.

  65. How do I see through an invisibility cloak? by scuzzlebutt · · Score: 0

    I switch to infrared. Duh.

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  66. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists testing the technology to detect the 'perfect' invisibility cloak, have discovered that aliens do in fact actually walk among us...

    1. Re:In other news... by JDeane · · Score: 1

      They are just looking for a way to detect the cloaked ships in orbit around earth.... Observers!

      Probably just want to keep an eye on us trouble makers, if they are there.

      I now return you to your normal tin foil hat programming!

  67. Harry Potter reference by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    How can you detect? put some yelling powder on the floor!

  68. Invisibility by Psychotic_Wrath · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPVQal851U/url and you know they have things better than what is shown on youtube. Which is probably why they are looking for something to see invisibility.

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  69. Natal could beat it by lc_overlord · · Score: 1

    Time of flight cameras such as the one in natal should be able to detect perfect cloaks due to the fact that light has to travel a longer distance, it would show up as a dent in the wall behind it.
    Interferometry would also work as well by changing the interference patterns

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  70. um.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cloaking technology would be pretty damn cool...

  71. Wouldn't heat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and lack thereof in the atmosphere around you away?

  72. Can the cloak beat the firehose method? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Just spray a firehose around the area, and watch the water bounce off the person or thing with the invisibility cloak? Obviously the water, unlike light, won't warp around the person or thing because it is matter and not photons.

    I remember D&D scenarios trying to find an invisible person or thing:

    #1 Look for footprints, spread some paint or dust around and let the person step in them and leave a trail.
    #2 Throw water, dust, or paint around the room and eventually it will hit the invisible person.
    #3 The person can still be detected by smell, using dogs or some other animal to sniff them out.

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    1. Re:Can the cloak beat the firehose method? by aflag · · Score: 1

      Better yet, just spray it with napalm and anyone, visible or not, will die. So no need to even detecting.

  73. Spychecking by VGPowerlord · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, the easiest way is to have Pyros that Spycheck, or just bump into the Spy by accident.

    Wait, you don't mean in Team Fortress 2?

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    1. Re:Spychecking by Mr.+DOS · · Score: 1

      It seems that the spies' knives always bump into me first :P

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    2. Re:Spychecking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pyros are too dumb to spycheck these days. I usually have to go for the saw...

  74. science fiction, as always with the answer... by spitzig · · Score: 1

    Science Fiction has had the easy answer to this for a long time. Dirt, water, paint, anything solid or liquid that can spread out. I don't see how a particle beam can beat that. Why carry around a special weapon, when you can just get a firehose? Or pick up a handful of dirt? The main problem would be knowing that there's an invisible man in front of you.

    The one case it might be useful is like a security camera, if you don't want invisible people sneaking into a building. But, the beam would have to be cheap enough to be on a LOT more often than necessary-an assassin could sneak in two days early.

  75. Re:The Possibilities by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what the name of that medical condition is, but it must be fucking fantastic.

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  76. Re:Look to video games for ideas... by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

    No, no, no! You have to nuke it from orbit--it's the only way to be sure.

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  77. It's easy enough with an Uzi by asackett · · Score: 1

    Spray and pray in the direction from which an invisible enemy might approach. Where there's a blood spray, shoot some more.

    Invisible this, bitch!

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  78. Charged Particles?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're going to be directing high volumes of charged particles at, say, a check point in some super secret facility, I pity the poor bastard in the cloak...

    Evil Genius: "Muah ha ha! They'll never see me steal (insert object of power)! Now as I just slip past this gaurd booth and....ohh...ohh dear, my body body feels a bit tingly and..ohh GOOD GOD!! MY SKIN IS ON FIRE!!!!!"
    Security Gaurd 1: "Huh? You say somethin Bob?"
    Security Gaurd 2: "Nah. *sniff* You bring a bacon sandwich for lunch again?"

  79. Re:Bahh... the Federation and Dominion figured it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thin it was Commander Data that did this.

  80. Re:They have invisibility cloaks now they are look by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

    I think he just donned the wrong cloak.

    and wizard hat.

  81. I think seeing through is more important than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The actual hiding of a person or an object. I just wanted to point that out, in this respect, this is good news that technology is also being considered to thwart the cloak instead of just have a good invisibility cloak.

    The reason I take it this way is... People are always asking, "who is watching the people who are watching us?"

    Well after the "perfect" cloak comes out, this question becomes a lot more complicated. It makes me wonder if developing cloaking technology is even a good idea, if it is then who will watch the people(1) who are watching us(2) and watching the people(3) watching them(1) without themselves(1) being able to be fully watched?

    Yeah... scary.

  82. how stupid is everyone today? by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

    So let's see what the Slashdot community has come up so far...hmm, okay, use multiple EM frequencies at once or throw flour at it. Why am I the only one smart enough to know that using high frequency sound ways would work perfectly? Vibrations in the air will bounce off of solid objects regardless of any frequency of radiation cloaking technology. Just use one of those approximate distance sensing sonar thingies that use ultra high frequency and it'll say "Yep, there's an object there." I think they should stop inventing a cloak when a solid method of beating it already exists and can be built with current technology.

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    1. Re:how stupid is everyone today? by aflag · · Score: 1

      Until everyone has a sonar in their cellphones the cloak will work just fine.

  83. Re:Bahh... the Federation and Dominion figured it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    La Forge already discovered this when they did made a tachyon pulse grid to detect if there are any Romulan ship trying to get in to Klingon space while the there was civil unrest in Kronos.

    Technically the tachyon grid was a trap. They purposely left a hole in the net to catch the Romulans. Of course, in the real world, a sensor array of even interplanetary scale is far beyond our capabilities. The sensitivity needs to be extraordinary to detect somethin the size of a ship at such distances.

    Wait wait wait, what do you mean "in the real world?"

  84. Re:The Possibilities by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

    "If this thing includes a microscope then the average Windows fanboy can use it to locate their invisible penises."
    and
    "And you could use it to locate your invisible brain."

    Don't you just HATE it when the dentist starts drilling before the Novocaine takes effect? When he hits that freaking NERVE, you can't help responding - sometimes violently. I see someone got YOUR NERVE, LMAO

    --
    "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
  85. Re:The Possibilities by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    Strangely enough you can also detect pegasi by throwing rocks at them. True story.

  86. and no one is offended that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite people named Baile Zhang and Bae-Ian Wu are involved they used the word "Chinks" in the article title?

  87. Detection quite simple by Wardish · · Score: 1

    Detecting the presense of an invisibility "cloak" is quite simple in theory. Not much harder for limited areas, but would be difficult for large areas or in highly mobile applications.

    Simply put, it's a matter of timing.

    If light is being guided around an object then it's taking a longer path than normal. Therefor the amount of time for the light to travel to an item behind the cloaked object would be longer than the time required if the cloak is not there.

    As I said. Concept is quite simple.

    For limited area's, for instance a hallway, an array of lasers in a frequency being cloaked (I'm guessing visible) would show the timing discrepancy easily.

    For larger areas it would be more difficult on an engineering level. Mobile detectors would be even more complicated.

    "I can't see you, but I know EXACTLY where you are!"

    --
    Ward

    . Silence! Be thankful thy species is unpalatable! .
  88. Flour by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    >>Other ways to defeat it? Talcum powder or other particulates (like rain ferinstance).

    Yeah, in D&D we'd always carry sacks of flour around for invisible opponents.

    It's nice to see that it has real world applicability.

    Tag: Flour

  89. Re:The Possibilities by kehren77 · · Score: 1

    Why the hell is the OP modded -1? Should be +5 Funny. If I had any mod points....

  90. Re:The Possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Squirters are the best girls, man.

  91. Re:The Possibilities by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    though I worry what the cut off point would look like...

    // to do already: insert Jewish joke here

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  92. Who says no actual invisibility cloak exists yet? by Roark+Meets+Dent · · Score: 1

    Who says no actual invisibility cloak exists yet? Read "Into the Fringe," a 1992 book detailing the "alien" abduction accounts of Dr. Karla Turner and her family. Her son detailed one incident which involved what seems like just this sort of technology being used as part of an abduction event. Turner died (her closest friends and family believe she was murdered) by a suspicious fast-acting cancer in 1994. All relevant information is available free at KarlaTurner.org

  93. Thermal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would a thermal sight work?

  94. Thermal Imaging by KiwiCanuck · · Score: 1

    Should do the trick. Even if heat is bent around the target, you would see a pattern.

  95. Sonar... by hazydave · · Score: 1

    The question was how to see through an invisibility cloak based on the current research... essentially, bending various wavelengths of light/RF/EM around itself in some way. The "perfect" cloak would be the one to bend all such forms around itself.

    So I'd use sonar... I'mn not using any electromagetic energy, but physical waves, not included in the "perfection" of the cloak. And we already know how to build ultrasonic imagers, so it doesn't even take new technology.

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    -Dave Haynie