Slashdot Mirror


LHC Reaches Record Energy

toruonu writes "Yesterday evening the Large Hadron Collider at CERN for the first time accelerated protons in both directions of the ring to 1.18 TeV. Even though the 1 TeV barrier per beam was first broken a week ago, this marks the first time that the beam was in the machine in both directions at the same time, allowing possibly for collisions at a center of mass energy of 2.36 TeV. Although the test lasted mere minutes, it was enough to have detectors record the very first events at 2.36 TeV. LHC passes Tevatron (the particle collider at Fermilab that operates at 1.96 TeV) and becomes the highest energy particle collider in the world (so far it was effectively just the highest energy storage ring...)"

70 of 347 comments (clear)

  1. Doom by 2names · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doom, I tell you. It's coming for all of us.

    --
    "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
    1. Re:Doom by purpledinoz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since we're all doomed, how about you send me all you money?

    2. Re:Doom by MiniMike · · Score: 5, Funny

      Start running your credit card up... You can't take it with you!

      .. and if you've been good, those debt collectors can't follow you!

    3. Re:Doom by dumuzi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I lepton the chance to be the FIRST POST!!!!!. and got so charged up about it I got a large hadron. I am still a little fermion. fortunately no black holes were involved, Unfortunately I miss gauged and some braneless boson beat me to the first post. so I had to gluon my post here, The insensitive clod who beat me was probably from the future and came back in time just to ruin my post, I do not for one welcome this new overlord from the future, The positive side of all this negativity is that having his post on top and mine on the bottom does have a quarky strange charm to it (like a flex fuel car’s superposition of states), At the risk of creating a messon this post (like a bird bombings and baguettes) and having it spin out of control I shall anti up. collapse my own wave function and walk myself off the Planck [through a displacement of 1,2 m (0,24 rods. or about 15 wamprats)] before the beams cross and swine flu mutates into ebola on Dec 21st 2012,

    4. Re:Doom by pisto_grih · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you missed out step 3: natalie portman's hot grits.

    5. Re:Doom by Verdatum · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is your boss. Get back to work!!

    6. Re:Doom by MadKeithV · · Score: 5, Funny

      Compiling!

    7. Re:Doom by dumuzi · · Score: 5, Funny

      With a Beowulf cluster of memes already used I was afraid natalie portman's hot grits would make my post too memeingfull.

    8. Re:Doom by Verdatum · · Score: 4, Funny

      Carry on.

    9. Re:Doom by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fess up, you wrote that a year ago and have just been waiting for the chance to copy and paste it into a post, right?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    10. Re:Doom by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Very good. I love the sound of dying Cacodemons.

      Stop, you're making me nostalgic for my days of abusing DeHackEd horribly.

    11. Re:Doom by vegiVamp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mmmm. Anyone got mozarella and olive oil handy ?

      --
      What a depressingly stupid machine.
    12. Re:Doom by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      http://dengine.net/

      jDoom is old-n-busted.

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    13. Re:Doom by b4upoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      No doom involved. This machine can microwave a turkey in an instant. Yum!

    14. Re:Doom by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Psssst, Boss. Make him use an interpreted language and skip the compile time wait.

  2. Is this related to this wormhole .. by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 5, Funny
    --
    The problem with slashdot is that most of its users were bullied and stuffed into lockers as kids!
    1. Re:Is this related to this wormhole .. by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What the hell? Is this for real?

      I don't know what's freakier - the idea that this is some kind of covert human activity, or that humans aren't involved in any way.

      --
      If libertarians are so opposed to effective government, why don't they all move to Somalia?
    2. Re:Is this related to this wormhole .. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Informative

      they've put in an anti-Slashdot referer rule on those images - was there an original article so we don't have to copy & paste?

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    3. Re:Is this related to this wormhole .. by Vohar · · Score: 2, Informative

      I did some digging but couldn't find an article on any "real" news sites. From Google it's showing on conspiracy sites, blogs, and social sites. Didn't find anything searching major news outlets.

      I'm guessing hoax at this point. I would think that the major news outlets would all be jumping to get on this first...unless they're just being cautious too, and want to fact-check first. ...though lack of fact-checking rarely stops US news...

    4. Re:Is this related to this wormhole .. by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why not try this Firefox extension: RefControl. You can set it to block the referer (equivalent to copying & pasting the URL) or, even better, set it to the URL you're visiting, which gets around attempts to block direct links. This is, as one of the commenters put it, "One of the essential addons for Firefox. "

      --
      "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
    5. Re:Is this related to this wormhole .. by Rigrig · · Score: 2, Informative

      How about you click the link, get the error image, then press enter in the address bar?
      Works for me (firefox 3.5)

      --
      **TODO** [X] Steal someone elses sig.
    6. Re:Is this related to this wormhole .. by Ch_Omega · · Score: 2, Insightful

      http://spaceweather.com/ mentions it..

    7. Re:Is this related to this wormhole .. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Looking at some clip, it appears to me to be an rocket spiraling out of control and leaking propellant. The propellant is reflecting sun light.

      but based on the time-lapse photo, it created a geometrically perfect spiral - the odds of a malfunctioning rocket doing this would approach zero.

      Another forum had a link to an ionospheric heater nearby:
          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ionospheric_heater

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    8. Re:Is this related to this wormhole .. by sznupi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since the rocket doesn't really have to move in a spiral, just tumble/spin in a relatively stable way in the center of it, perhaps it's not so unlikely...

      --
      One that hath name thou can not otter
  3. Humorbot 5.0 by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So I says, "Super collider? I just met her!" And then they built the super collider. Thank you, you've been a great audience. - Humorbot 5.0

  4. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A greater understanding of physics may well be worth the excessive use of energy, as it may lead to better sources of energy tomorrow.

    Lately I've been wondering how worthwhile attempts to e.g. stop climate change are when, if Kurzweil is right, we'll hit the Singularity in only a couple of decades and then all of humanity's environmental and technological problems may well be solved.

  5. Higgs by toruonu · · Score: 4, Informative

    The most optimistic scenario for Higgs discovery would take a few years of running. But there are plenty of other theories to test that can show their first signs already after a few months of running in physics configuration (7 TeV or 10 TeV energy that'll probably be around in January/February). Things like supersymmetry, lepton flavor violation etc.

    1. Re:Higgs by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you absolutely sure that "Lepton flavor violation" isn't some sort of horribly translated import-only hentai?

  6. Breaking news. by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Funny

    A herd of Lamas have escaped a local zoo and nibbled on the Christmas lights at CERN. The short caused the cooling system to go off line and the LHC will be off line for five months.

    --
    See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    1. Re:Breaking news. by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Lamas were heard shouting "stop whipping our ass" and seen trashing any PC running WinAmp.

    2. Re:Breaking news. by bunratty · · Score: 2, Interesting
      --
      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    3. Re:Breaking news. by tool462 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Those responsible for the llama escape have been sacked.

      The LHC will come back online in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

  7. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by oldspewey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... for certain values of "solved"

    --
    If libertarians are so opposed to effective government, why don't they all move to Somalia?
  8. At 2.36TV... by jd2112 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You only need about 0.5mA to send a DeLorian back in time!

    --
    Any insufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
    1. Re:At 2.36TV... by mea37 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah... if only a volt (unit of electrical potential, symbol V) and an electron-volt (unit of energy, symbol eV) were the same thing...

  9. Jiggawatts by sagematt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dammit Slashdot, at least learn to use Jiggawatts instead of TeV or whichever crazy measure Europeans have, don't forget about your American audience!

  10. Still? by Interoperable · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've been following the LHC's progress fairly closely because I find the project absolutely fascinating. On the other hand, I think /. might be overdoing it a bit regarding news on the subject. Half the summary was devoted to explaining what exactly was different from the last posting. As all of the previous posting have explained, it will be a few months before anything truly exciting happens and years after that before the first really valuable scientific discoveries start occurring. Much of the discussion has become: "Are we there yet?" "No." "How about now?" "No." "And now?" "Still no."

    --
    So if this is the future...where's my jet pack?
    1. Re:Still? by drsquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the other hand, I think /. might be overdoing it a bit regarding news on the subject.

      If a few years back we could have an article every time WoW gained a subscriber, or every time someone at Google farted, or some pirate got busted, I think we can have an article when a particle physics record is broken.

    2. Re:Still? by toruonu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do you guys even read the post? The news is the COLLISION. Not just accelerated beam in both directions, but also the fact that the beams collided head on in points 1 and 5 i.e. Atlas and CMS. Atlas even has a fancy picture of the di-jet event at 2.36 TeV center of mass energy. THAT is the new result. There have not been collisions at center of mass energies beyond 1.96 TeV, now there are, hence the new record.

      And with regard to following CERN twitter or not understanding physics, I'm actually a member of one of the LHC collaborations so I'd guess I do know something of this thing. I only linked here the public results, not that there would be THAT much more internally, but there's plenty to say that there were collisions.

    3. Re:Still? by toruonu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The easiest answer is that it is for understanding the underlying world better than we do today. The whole scientific world can be worked up in a hierarchical structure.

      The fundamental layer is where the deeper understanding of the universe and interactions are explained, the four interactions that we know now, the elementary particle content etc.

      Then comes the layer that has atomic physics that explains how the fundamental particles behave in combined systems, how they can interact in complex structures and what rules there are about such reactions etc.

      That information is then usable for other fields like chemistry, the rest of physics, etc. And on top of that come the applied sciences like biology, material science, etc.

      So whenever a fundamental discovery is made in the lowest possible layer it slowly propagates upwards over a substantial period of time. If you think on the discovery of electron and quantum mechanics that then explained the electromagnetic interactions, then over quite a period of time you finally reach the point that you have computers. Without the original fundamental discovery of electromagnetic interaction this would not have been possible. Without understanding the strong force and electroweak force we couldn't have nuclear energy (I'll just wait until someone goes off on a nuclear bomb tangent here). Without electroweak interaction we wouldn't have had X-ray machines.

      So it all comes down to the fact that if fundamental research is not done, then those huge leaps will simply not happen. Yes, there are plenty of avenues still to explore in the higher layers and there's probably work left for centuries, but if we don't do the fundamental research this speed of progress will slow down and probably stop at some point. We have actually been in this position once. Around the end of 19th century when a lot of physicists thought that the physical explanation of the world is complete and the applications were ranging far and wide only to be shattered by unification electrostatics and magnetism and not long after the discovery of weak interaction.

      Soo... long story short. LHC is looking at the fundamental layers of the universe and if we should have a discovery of similar magnitude, like say the discovery of the Higgs particle and the associated Higgs field would add a new interaction to the map. This would be the fifth interaction and so far every single new interaction has brought revolution in science and technology and a huge amount of new energy sources.

      You know Maxwell was considered a nutcase for working with magnets while he could have been a respectable doctor or smth. But we wouldn't be having this discussion here if he hadn't done those experiments. It's just that we have gotten so far in the search that we have to look at higher and higher energies to hunt the new knowledge hence the big colliders and hence the excitement over new energy regions reached.

      But if you don't care about any of the other stuff, then you probably care about the MRI machines. From what I know the machines are these days possible because a full industry for superconducting magnets was created when the Tevatron experiment had to be built. Once it was done the same production capabilities allowed for a lot of new things to be done. The same goes for LHC related construction work that has also sparked a lot of engineering progress that is being used already now. And any kind of diagnostic imaging system is a direct descendant from particle physics detectors as they essentially do the same thing on a lower scale.

  11. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lately I've been wondering how worthwhile attempts to e.g. stop climate change are when, if Kurzweil is right, we'll hit the Singularity in only a couple of decades and then all of humanity's environmental and technological problems may well be solved.

    It's called "minimizing downside risk".

    Which is a fancy way of saying "well, and what if the Singularity does NOT occur on schedule?"

    Personally, I don't think anyone is taking the whole "global warming" thing seriously yet - they're just posturing with another unenforceable (and largely meaningless) Treaty meant to placate the global warming lobby while otherwise doing not very much at all.

    --

    "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
  12. Energy consumption numbers by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 4, Informative

    The amount of power they used in mere minutes during this experiment could have powered millions of homes and businesses for a significantly longer period of time.

    About a minute worth of googling shows that the site draws a peak load of about 180 MW when it's running, of which about 120 MW is for the LHC itself. And it doesn't run all the time.

    Typical homes are about 2 kW or so, give or take, so that's hardly enough to power "millions of homes and businesses".

    Population of Europe is abour 830 million, by the way, so LHC represents approximately zero percent of the energy consumption of Europe (to two significant figures).

    --
    http://www.geoffreylandis.com
    1. Re:Energy consumption numbers by radtea · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And a whole lot cheaper to observe the collisions.

      Not if by "observe" you mean "observe with multiple layers of detectors that the collision happens inside of", which is the only sense of the term anyone would use in this context.

      --
      Blasphemy is a human right. Blasphemophobia kills.
    2. Re:Energy consumption numbers by Steve+Max · · Score: 2, Informative

      The LHC accelerates a huge bunch of particles (around 3x10^10 particles per bunch during the physics run) in each direction, and records their collisions. UHECRs come to the Earth at a rate of around one particle per square kilometer, per century. There is ~1000 times more energy in a single LHC bunch than on a single UHECR, and more energy running on it at a given moment than the whole UHECR flux on the planet.

      Also, you can't observe UHECR collisions. You don't know where they will collide in the atmosphere to put your ATLAS/CMS in position; and even if you could do so, recording a few events per year would be useless to do particle physics. We need a lot of events to be able to work statistically on them.

  13. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by bucky0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is factually incorrect. At peak (experiment running, all detectors running, all computers processing), the LHC will consume 180 MW of energy. This includes all the energy used to heat offices, etc... The actual experiment uses ~22MW of power. It's not "sneeze-at" power consumption, but considering an average household uses ~1kW of power, and the fact the LHC is planned on being shutdown a significant fraction of the year, the assertion that you could power "millions of homes and businesses for a significantly longer period of time" is bogus.

    --

    -Bucky
  14. Re:Effect of using the same ring? by toruonu · · Score: 5, Informative

    The reason to collide particles coming in from opposite directions is from kinematics. If you shoot a 1 TeV beam at a fixed target you only get roughly 50 or GeV as the center of mass energy (if I remember right it's ca sqrt(2*m_proton*1000)). That square root is a bitch there. If you shoot them head on to each other at equal energy, then you have the full energy at your disposal. Any other configuration will only reduce the effective energy. If I remember right the LHC dipole magnets are created in such a way that they automatically accelerate particles in parallel beamlines in opposite directions if the particles are of the same charge so it's a nice feat allowing for best efficiency. However you have to understand that the particles are effectively for your local observation traveling at the speed of light. They make ca 11500 circuits every second and you have to keep them in orbit. At the same time the bunch is made up of same charge particles that all want to get away from each other. So the technical difficulty is controlling the magnets in sync with the beams to keep them going and if you have two beams going in opposite directions it just become tougher. Hence the slow testing in baby steps (though they are in general huge steps I'd say). In general I hope some accelerator engineer can chime in and explain the precise background.

  15. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by mea37 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The LHC uses 120MW, but if you really want to slant the numbers in your favor we can go with the 180MW consumed by the entire CERN complex.

    If you wanted to power millions (we'll say 2M, since that's the lowest number that can be called "millions") of homes and businesses, you could only give each one 90W. My modest-sized, well-insulated, gas-heated, largely-flourescent-lighted house consumes roughly 1kW (1000W).

    So now that we have the hyperbole out of the way, certainly LHC consumes a lot of power. If you hadn't been greedy, you could've said "could power thousands of homes and businesses" (and left off the assertion that there was some time multiplier involved), and that's true.

    However, willingness to spend energy on physics is only in conflict with wanting to conserve energy if either (1) the value of the physics fails to outweigh the value of the power consumed, or (2) there is a more energy-efficient way to do the physics.

    Perhaps you think the physics isn't worth doing; those funding it disagree. That does not make them hypocrits.

    If you have a more efficient design for the LHC, I'm sure many people would love to see it.

    Oh, and there's only one LHC whereas there are millions of homes, millions of vehicles, millions of offices in the world. In other words, millions of opportunities to make incremental energy improvemnts that would cumulatively offset far more power than all of the particle accelerators in the world consume, without the need to sacrifice scientific progress (or much of anything, really).

  16. In other news... by HigH5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... LHC also broke the record for working for the longest uninterrupted time.

    --
    Ceterum censeo Microsoft esse delendam.
  17. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by geckipede · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nobody agrees on when the singularity is coming. We're nowhere near producing an innovative AI, let alone anything genuinely intelligent in software, so technological progress is stuck going through human systems for a while yet. I am more inclined to believe the predictions that technological advances will start coming too fast for humans to follow in centuries to come, not decades. Our job is to make sure that civilisation doesn't fall apart in a mess of overpopulation and resource shortage before then. Global warming carries with it a huge risk of reducing food supplies below that that we'll need in order to ever reach the point of singularity.

  18. Bah. by sootman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yesterday evening the Large Hadron Collider at CERN for the first time accelerated protons in both directions of the ring to 1.18 TeV

    640GeV ought to be enough for anybody.

    --
    Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
  19. 2.36 TeV - How much is that... by alephnull42 · · Score: 3, Informative

    in standard media units
    - Two female mosquitos colliding at 1.652 km/h? http://lhc-machine-outreach.web.cern.ch/lhc-machine-outreach/lhc_glossary.htm
    - An unladen African swallow falling off a grain of sand?
    - The calorific value of 1 cornflake unleashed over the space of a fortnight?

    --
    Not confused enough? http://translate.google.com/translate?u=www.slashdot.jp&hl=en&ie=UTF8&sl=ja&tl=en
  20. what's a lama? by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    did you mean llama?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llama

    or perhaps lamia, a child-eating female demon? that would be sexy but would certainly mess up cern

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamia_(mythology)

    they were attacked by hawaiian trees?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diospyros_sandwicensis

    they were attacked by a ukranian pop band?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lama_(band)

    ohhh, you meant tibetan religious leaders! why won't those damn buddhist fundamentalists leave science alone!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lama

    unfortunately, they may know lama, so they'll certainly kick your ass after knocking out cern with a tibetan white crane style kick

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lama_(martial_art)

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:what's a lama? by Captain+Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

      So you're suggesting it was a Lama-trained Lamia Lama playing for Lama under a Lama?

      Man, when Lima hears about this...

      --
      Demanding constant attention will only lead to attention.
  21. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by mea37 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's right, Citizen, don't worry about your problems. Just go be a good consumer and enjoy life; everything will be taken care of for you by the Great Tin God. As if by magic Technology will sweep in and save the day, with no need for you to change or contribute in any way.

    Oh, and don't worry; mere mortals cannot dig a hole so deep that Technology can't solve it. You can't do so much damage in the next 20 or 30 years, give or take, to face catastrophy before the coming of the Great Tin God. Your folly certainly can't interfere with His coming - and have faith, He is coming!

    Give. Me. A. Break.

    If not for humans striving to solve significant problems, there would be no technological advancement, and any Singularity that we might imagine coming would never be. That's if the whole Singularity idea isn't crap to start with (of which I am not convinced).

    Perhaps an aphorism will help: Have faith, but row toward shore.

  22. Re:Next week on slashdot.... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Funny

    The LHC becomes the first particle accelerator to collide protons at energies twice the speed of the tevatron!

    Please explain the Google service or iPhone tie-in.

    --
    My God, it's Full of Source!
    OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
  23. Re:Effect of using the same ring? by bucky0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    To accelerate particles in opposite directions using the same magnetic field, you'd need to accelerate both positive and negative charged particles (positives go one way, negatives go the other), The Tevatron does this (protons one way, antiprotons the other). You only have to build one ring to contain the particles, but it's a tradeoff because you have to generate the anti-particles, which is an expensive process (basically, take regular particles, slam them into a fixed target and you get some % out the other side as antiparticles.).

    --

    -Bucky
  24. Definitely a rocket launch by starglider29a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://gfx.nrk.no/YOYD2X1CgNBSeaPse9LjVwT6ymkkphv7Q7x0aibAWJwg.jpg

    as evidenced by the trail from over the horizon. Note the wind shear... Sorry, Russia. Denial denied!

  25. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by arminw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...Global warming carries with it a huge risk of reducing food supplies....

    That is completely and utterly false. Most plants, including most crops grow better when it's warmer and moister. If every last bit of ice on earth melted, it might raise the ocean level a few feet, but there would be vast areas of earth that would then be agriculturally productive, whereas now they are frozen wasteland or desert. Greenland would be once again a green land, covered with forests similar to what is on the east coast of North America today.

    If such warming did happen, which the data in the last 10 years refutes, it would be generally good for humanity as a whole. This is especially true if the warming happened over a century or more, so that coastal areas and others could adapt.

    It is nonsensical how almost everybody automatically assumes that global warming, even if it were happening, is universally bad. There are very few things on this earth that are either all good or all bad, but it is always a mixture of the two.

    --
    All theory is gray
  26. It was a russian rocket by juletre · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ..or so the theory goes. Norway's largest newspapers all did stories on this earlier today. Here is from one of them: Vg.no, and here is another dagbladet.no.

    The first image from vg is taken with a long shutter time (or long exposure, or what the english expression is) on a tripod.
    americans might consider these newspapers NSFW. Most norwegian ads contain a fair amount of tits and ass. just sayin'.

    --
    "he, who has quotes in his signature, is a douche" - unknown.
    1. Re:It was a russian rocket by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Man, I am loving these Norwegian news sites. It looks like English and Norwegian have some similar words due to their common Germanic origin. But what's interesting is the fact that there seem to be many more false friends, which makes for amazing headlines like this one: "Innbrudd hos Nicky Hilton - Jeg hater folk som stjeler, twitrer søstera Paris". Which of course I interpret as "Inbred hos Nicky Hilton and her sister Paris hate folks who twitter".

      --
      We always knew Comcast was corrupt, here's the proof: http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1909890&cid=34545432
  27. Killjoy... by hellfire · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone goes to all the effort to make a perfectly reasonable Back to the Future joke and you have to kill it with your infernal logic. Great Scott, how dare you! This is so heavy.

    --

    "All great wisdom is contained in .signature files"

  28. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by mea37 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "You guys aren't comparing apples to apples "

    Wrong. Comparing average power consumption is just as valid is comparing energy over a fixed time frame.

    "141304 average US residences able to be powered off the energy consumed by the LHC"

    Very similar to the result I posted, which should have tipped you off that your numbers are no better than mine. You used different estimates given in different units, but otherwise you're merely repeating the calcualtion that a number of us already did.

    The reason the numbers are slightly different (you actually estimated slightly less homes than I did, btw) is that I used different starting estimaets and rounded a bit more. Why did I do this? Because it was sufficient to disprove the original claim of 'millions of homes and businesses' and was a lot less work.

    In other words, you spent more effort to reach the same conclusion. In a discussion on efficiency. And then had the balls to claim the rest of us were doing it wrong.

    "during a regular usage month"

    And here you are factually wrong. Those estimates were for a peak utilization month.

  29. Thanks! You're a life saver! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks! I've got 40K in student loads and 1K on my credit card and 300K in mortgage on my home (which is now worth half that).

    So if you want me to send you -341K dollars, I'll be happy to obligue. :-)

  30. barrier not the same as threshold by pz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The summary makes it sound like there's some immense wall that must be climed or broken in order to pass 1 TeV. There is no barrier at 1 TeV, but rather an arbitrary threshold put there by humans because the numeric representation of that energy level has a lot of zeros in the scale we happen to use. LHC did not pass a barrier, but a threshold.

    This is science, and important science, so it's critical to get it right. Especially so for the non-scientific public.

    --

    Put my fist through my alarm clock with its ding-dong death inside my ear. - The Blackjacks.
  31. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by geckipede · · Score: 2, Informative

    What makes you think that increasing temperatures will help to reverse desertification? Increased evaporation of water isn't going to change the lack of regular pressure changes over the equator that could cause more regular rainfall. What it is far more likely to do is cause heavier intermittent storm rain, of the type that overwhelms the land's ability to retain water and mostly just flows away. Colder regions nearer the poles may gain in agricultural productivity, but at the cost of farmland nearer the equator, and the equator covers far more land area.

    You might also want to look up ocean acidification by increased uptake of CO2, which is causing loss of coral reefs and threatening stability of fish as a food source.

  32. Re:What? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can the Singularity enlarge certain parts of the masculine anatomy too?

    Yes, your adam's-apple will swell up like a pregnant camel. Stock up on soup.
         

  33. Webcam by elmartinos · · Score: 3, Funny

    Webcam from the LHC is here

  34. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by arminw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...increasing temperatures will help to reverse desertification?....

    Because a warmer atmosphere will hold a LOT more water which then can precipitate out in places that get little or no rain today. Warmer, moist air also distributes temperature variations more efficiency because it holds more heat. This means that rather than more violent weather, the weather will calm down because there is less difference between the hot places and the cool places on earth. This applies vertically in the atmosphere as well, reducing the temperature differences that drive violent storms such as hurricanes and tornadoes.

    When the fossil fuels were formed, the earth was uniformly tropical and life was much more prolific because of that.

    (...farmland nearer the equator, and the equator covers far more land area...)
    Maybe that is true of farmland, but not land as a whole. The vast areas of northern Russia and China as well as northern Canada would once again be usable by humans. This tremendous increase in usable land area would far outstrip a possible small loss of land in coastal areas. There is also evidence that the areas now known as continental shelves were once free of water. A warmer atmosphere, say 10 C. warmer on the entire earth would hold a tremendous amount of water in suspension. Water vapor is lighter than either oxygen or nitrogen. This means that pure water vapor could accumulate above the oxygen nitrogen atmosphere. Water vapor is orders of magnitude more effective as a greenhouse gas than CO2.

    All that presupposes that global warming is actually taking place. In the last 10 years at least, there has been no evidence of this. That is why, in one of the hacked e-mails, one of the so-called global warming scientists called it a "travesty" that the data doesn't support their foregone conclusions.

    --
    All theory is gray
  35. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even if the Singularity did happen, who's to say a pain-free energy source actually exists? What if the new super computer brain comes back with, "nuclear fission is your best bet"?

    Since I happen to think nuclear fission is our best bet, that wouldn't bother me.

    Or, "a lot of problems would be solved within 100 years if you just quit making babies"?

    On that subject, I noticed in the news today that Taiwan now has a birthrate of 1.0 babies per woman. Which is about 1.2 babies per woman below replacement rate....

    --

    "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
  36. Re:Energy consumption hypocrisy. by arminw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...*IF* you have serious data for this I'll believe it.....

    Is oil in Alaska and coal in Antarctica good enough? These are fossil fuels produced by dead plants and animals. All fossil fuels represent carbon that was once were? Oh yeah, in the atmosphere were plants and sunshine could turn them into hydrocarbons which we now burn in our SUVs.

    (...More hurricanes is the problem,...)

    All weather on earth, including hurricanes, tornadoes and nasty blizzards, such as the Midwest is experiencing as I write this, are the result of temperature DIFFERENCES both vertically and horizontally in the atmosphere. If it were true that the earth is getting warmer overall, these differences would be reduced, because the atmosphere would hold more water and carry more heat that would be distributed more evenly. It is just too bad, that the wishful thinking of climate scientists is not happening. It would be rather nice to have a more uniformly warm earth. It would mean we would burn fewer fossil fuels to heat our houses. The vast iced over land areas of Siberia, northern Canada and Greenland would be habitable.

    --
    All theory is gray