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Gigantic Spiral of Light Observed Over Norway; Rocket To Blame?

Ch_Omega writes "A mysterious light display appearing over Norway last night (more pictures) has left thousands of residents in the north of the country baffled. Witnesses from Trøndelag to Finnmark compared the amazing display to anything from a Russian rocket to a meteor to a shock wave — although no one appears to have mentioned UFOs yet. The phenomenon began when what appeared to be a blue light seemed to soar up from behind a mountain. It stopped mid-air, then began to circulate. Within seconds a giant spiral had covered the entire sky. Then a green-blue beam of light shot out from its center — lasting for ten to twelve minutes before disappearing completely. The Norwegian Meteorological Institute was flooded with telephone calls after the light storm — which astronomers have said did not appear to have been connected to the aurora, or Northern Lights, so common in that area of the world." The Bad Astronomer makes the case that a malfunctioning rocket spewing fuel is a parsimonious explanation, backed up by witnesses to similar events and a cool simulation (on video). An anonymous reader suggests that this Proton-M Carrier Rocket might be responsible for the display.

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  1. The Norse Were Right! by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Odin's back. And he's pissed. The spiral is his wide brimmed hat. And he's finally got his favorite blue laser back from Loki. Unfortunately he can only use it on one person per night. Huginn and Muninn are doing surveillance right now so it's time to get those shrines up in the backyard, people! Raise your cups of mead and abandon Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, etc. The Norse were right, repent before it's too late! Finally, a reason to worship a deity I can identify with--Loki!

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    1. Re:The Norse Were Right! by dzelenka · · Score: 5, Funny

      Has anyone considered that this is just an NVidia ad for their new Blu-Ray 3D format?

      Am I posting to the correct story?

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    2. Re:The Norse Were Right! by uuddlrlrab · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bullshit. That was the invaders' mothership. Everyone will regret not scrambling their military forces when giant saucers appear over every major city. Quick, someone ready a Powerbook with a virus we'll upload to their computers!

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    3. Re:The Norse Were Right! by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I prefer to believe that the screensaver on the computer running the matrix just kicked in accidentally. Apparently "God" hadn't moved the mouse for too long.

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    4. Re:The Norse Were Right! by AHuxley · · Score: 4, Funny

      Careful with your Linux screensavers or you will have some moving your mouse with god like powers.

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    5. Re:The Norse Were Right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just give them a copy of Vista - that will do the job.

    6. Re:The Norse Were Right! by Whiteox · · Score: 3, Funny

      Personally, I'm blaming it on the LHC

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    7. Re:The Norse Were Right! by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apparently "God" hadn't moved the mouse for too long.

      Wait a minute, I thought the mice were running this simulation ? Now I'm confused.

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    8. Re:The Norse Were Right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Celebrity astronomer Knut Jørgen Røed Ødegaard

      Wait.. He's a what?

    9. Re:The Norse Were Right! by JuzzFunky · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meanwhile, at the LHC a small group of physicists are shitting their pants asking each other? "What the fuck did we just do?"

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  2. Where is my kaboom? by Tofino · · Score: 4, Funny

    There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

  3. BA by Yert · · Score: 4, Funny

    BadAsstronomer seems to have picked up on a TV station's assertion that it was a russian ICBM test launch - it's certainly pretty, but unfortunately, not the black hole the LHC was supposed to bring us. Bastards.

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  4. Swirly Thing Alert! by Tofino · · Score: 4, Funny

    All hands on deck: Swirly thing alert!

    1. Re:Swirly Thing Alert! by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Attention travellers: The Department of Homeland Security Threat Level is currently set to Swirly.

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  5. Well.... by s0litaire · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I for one...
    Welcome our now very dizzy alien overlords...

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  6. WoW's new raid instance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally, we've found the entrance...

  7. Re:LCD Projector FTW by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except that multiple images from multiple angles show a circular phenomenon, which means that the source must be roughly spherical.

    Also, there are no clouds in any of the images.

    Also, you're an idiot.

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  8. Spinning beach ball of death by Vicegrip · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damnit, apparently the earth is running OSX and somebody has tried to "undo" the last ten years; this has resulted in the spinning beach ball of death.

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    1. Re:Spinning beach ball of death by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      earth is running OSX and somebody has tried to "undo" the last ten years...spinning beach ball of death

      The LHC is uninstalling the future.
           

  9. Ob. Men In Black: by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ob. Men In Black:

    "The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus."

  10. Re:LCD Projector FTW by tjstork · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's like hearing loud creaking noises and banging and saying "oh, it's just wind" - disregarding the fact that wind isn't capable of producing such noise.

    I think the people in New Orleans and Galveston might feel a bit differently!

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  11. Re:Cool... but mundane - It was a Rocket! by BobMcD · · Score: 3, Funny

    If it was an ICBM, wouldn't that ruffle some feathers?

    I mean, I thought we all agreed that unless you're a very short Korean deity that you're not allowed to test these kinds of devices.

    I distinctly missed the beginning of WWIII this morning, though to be fair it could have happened before my first cup of coffee.

  12. Re:Anyone notice... by dunng808 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The article did say the launch had been delayed.

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  13. Re:LCD Projector FTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Though I disagree with you on your points, if I had mod points, I would have modded you awesome for the "Also, you're an idiot." There is a point to that.

  14. Re:Even if it's just a rocket by iamapizza · · Score: 5, Funny

    I live in England. We once saw the Sun. That was unusual.

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  15. Good for the Doctor... by Daswolfen · · Score: 3, Funny

    It seems he has gotten the aliens to crash on another country besides the UK this holiday season...

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  16. Re:no ufos by StreetStealth · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was attacked by a UFO once.

    Then I identified the flying object. It was a stuffed animal thrown by my brother.

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  17. Hrmf... by a_nonamiss · · Score: 3, Funny

    I stared at that spinning little ball of light for like 3 minutes before I realized it was just waiting for the video to load.

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  18. Re:no ufos by Exception+Duck · · Score: 4, Funny

    In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.