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Mediterranean Might Have Filled In Months

An anonymous reader writes "A new model suggests that the Mediterranean Sea was filled in a gigantic flood some 5.3 million years ago. According to Daniel Garcia-Castellanos' paper in Nature, the sill at the Straight of Gibraltar gave way rather suddenly, with 40 cm of rock eroding and the water level rising by 10 m per day at its peak. They imagine a shallow, fast-moving stream of water (around 100 km/hr) several kilometers wide pouring into the basin with a flow greater than a thousand Amazon rivers — that's about 100,000,000 cubic meters per second." The flood would have dropped worldwide sea levels by 9.5 meters, probably triggering climate changes. In this model the Mediterranean filled in anywhere from a few months to two years at the outside.

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  1. Roland Emmerich by assemblerex · · Score: 5, Funny

    just had an orgasm.

    1. Re:Roland Emmerich by Whatshisface · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wait, how can the first post be redundant? And its actually on-topic, and reasonably funny. Mods, why do you hate poor assemblerex ?

    2. Re:Roland Emmerich by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      And that filled the Mediterrean? Might explain the water quality...

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    3. Re:Roland Emmerich by andreyvul · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because they're too attached to the preproccessorex and compilerex.

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    4. Re:Roland Emmerich by dogzdik · · Score: 1

      Surfing Board anyone? That would have been orgasmically cool - surfing down a HUGE deep and wide rapid into the biggest non stop wave for like AGES.... Daily For a few months or so........ Seeing it was the plasticine age, I wonder what sort of beasties would have floated along with it?

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  2. 5 million? by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you sure that flood didn't happen 5 thousand years ago?

    1. Re:5 million? by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1, Redundant

      As in the floods of noah and his lovely ark?

    2. Re:5 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you sure that flood didn't happen 5 thousand years ago?

      This man is right. Read all about it right here: http://conservapedia.com/Great_Flood

    3. Re:5 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Quite sure.

    4. Re:5 million? by Megane · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That could have been the Black Sea flooding. It would have been just as impressive. And a bit later than the Mediterranean.

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    5. Re:5 million? by thue · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The creation of the Bosporus Strait is probably a better candidate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sea_deluge_theory

    6. Re:5 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Are you sure that flood didn't happen 5 thousand years ago?

      The whole point is there were multiple flood events at different points in history. It's one of the reasons the stories are universal is that most areas had some form of great flood at some point in history. Look at it this way. At the end of the last ice age most of the population of Europe as well as much of the rest of the world would have lived along the coast much as they do now. Most of that land is now under water. The coast flooded through both gradual sea level rise and a series of flood events. When you are dealing with oral histories 2,000 years and 6,000 years can be hard to tell apart. Also the much quoted Biblical age of the Earth was calculated in 1650.

      "In 1650, Archbishop Ussher published the Ussher chronology, a chronology dating the creation to the night preceding October 23 4004 BC."

      There's no real dates in the old testament that can be referenced to modern dates. He came by that date by adding up ages of biblical figures some of whom are claimed to have lived 500 to 900 years. Coming up with an exact month is impressive given the fact few of the births were referenced to the actual age of the parents. Translated it was all guess work based on wild suppositions and had little to do with the Bible itself. Most of the Christian that quote the real age of the Earth have no idea how fabricated the date was. Personally I'll take facts over faith any day of the week.

    7. Re:5 million? by ZankerH · · Score: 1

      From TFA:

      “As a hypothesis it makes sense, though it’s still in early stages," says Sanjeev Gupta of Imperial College London. "There’s lots more to be done to explore this idea. It’s quite exciting, and I think it will get people interested in this topic.”

      They have a hypothesis, it appears to make sense for the time being given the evidence they found. What evidence do you have for your 5 thousand years ago hypothesis, other than a loose interpretation of a two thousand years old work of fiction?

      That's how science works.

    8. Re:5 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Me personally, I would have *loved* to have been born BC. That way, we count down our age, and your friends would greet you with, 'You're looking younger; how *do* you manage it' with each birthday!

    9. Re:5 million? by polar+red · · Score: 1

      wrong ! that only occurs when we approach the Gnab Gib ! Red dwarf had a great documentary about that.

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    10. Re:5 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, except that at the time there was a different calender in effect, and you'd have had regular upward counting years.

      Not to mention that age has nothing to do with the calendar. You'd still be progressing from age 1->2->3 even if there was a backwards running calendar in effect.

      But apart from all that, jolly good show.

    11. Re:5 million? by meow27 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      depends if you are interpreting the bible literally.

      do you think the world was made in 6 literal days? especially before the sun and moon were created?

      its hard to find evidence for everything up until joseph (were there is evidence that he was something like the prime minister of egypt)

    12. Re:5 million? by m.ducharme · · Score: 4, Funny

      You must be a hit at parties.

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    13. Re:5 million? by ColonelPanic · · Score: 1

      A wonderful deleted scene in "The Life of Brian" has shepherds in the fields around Bethlehem wondering "is it AD yet?"

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    14. Re:5 million? by cntThnkofAname · · Score: 1

      oh god, tomorrow you'll see a post on how thousands of Christian Zealots flock to the Mediterranean to continue their search for the ark ... in other news they will soon find out it is much easier to build some turrets and save up from some Christian Carriers (with the fighter up grade of course). FOR ADUN!

    15. Re:5 million? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      "You sure you don't mean The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?". That was the remark I was about to make. Then I did some googling and found references to the Red Dwarf episode "Backwards". Man, I wish the local science fiction channel would get off its duff and air some actual science fiction.

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    16. Re:5 million? by polar+red · · Score: 1

      I see a lot of themes/stories occurring in many different series, so it's probably not surprising references to a particular series is sometimes misinterpreted to be a reference to another series.

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    17. Re:5 million? by Rogue+Haggis+Landing · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's no real dates in the old testament that can be referenced to modern dates.

      To be nit-picky, this isn't true. There are plenty of Old Testament references to contemporary events. For example, Isaiah 45 refers to the conquest of the Babylonian Empire by Cyrus the Great, which was ca. 540 B.C.. Solomon can maybe be dated from references in non-Biblical king lists. There are other examples. However (and this is what you're really talking about), through Exodus the references to external events are so fuzzy as to be meaningless.

    18. Re:5 million? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      How ever did this post not get modded funny /endsarcasm

      Don't quit your day job.

    19. Re:5 million? by xaxa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For a much better story, read the Saga of Pliocene Exile by Julian May.

    20. Re:5 million? by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      Oh my god! That wiki proves it! I wonder what other words of "wisdom" it has to say.....

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    21. Re:5 million? by jimhill · · Score: 1

      Came here for a Felice Landry reference. Leaving satisfied.

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    22. Re:5 million? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but knowing the exact date on which you'll suffer the horror of un-birth would be a terrible burden to bear.

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    23. Re:5 million? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      what's wrong with following a made up date based on made up material. That's like saying that the year 12 B.B.Y. in Star Wars is just made up and should be ignored. If you're a Star Wars fan it may have significance. If you are a Bible fan then the 4004BC date is significant.

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    24. Re:5 million? by JoshHeitzman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless Moses was Akhenaten.

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    25. Re:5 million? by swillden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Orson Scott Card wrote a short story which unifies many of the world's flood myths and explains them as a sudden rise in the level of the Red Sea at the close of the last ice age.

      Speculative fiction, not science, but pretty entertaining and a little bit interesting.

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    26. Re:5 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but that wont stop the young earth creationists from jizzing all over the findings. They'll ignore the date and seize on the findings - apparently, Jeebus wants you to have your own set of facts.

    27. Re:5 million? by onepoint · · Score: 1

      I recall reading that a Jewish Torah scholar ( or rabbi ) calculated that the earths age was in the 3.1 to 6 billion year range. this was back in the 1600's. I am still searching for that reference, one day I'll find it.

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    28. Re:5 million? by gemada · · Score: 1

      woosh!!

    29. Re:5 million? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      The Gandalara books by Randall Garrett and Vicki Ann Heydron were also quite good.

    30. Re:5 million? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      And d'oh! It occurs to me that simply posting that constitutes a spoiler.

    31. Re:5 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Keyser Söze.

    32. Re:5 million? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 4, Informative

      Also the much quoted Biblical age of the Earth was calculated in 1650.

      Untrue. The belief the earth is 6000 years old goes back at least to 200 CE : "The majority of classical Rabbis hold that the Earth was created around 6,000 years ago.[10] This view is based on a chronology developed in a midrash, Seder Olam, which was based on a literal reading of the book of Genesis. It is considered to have been written by the Tanna Yose ben Halafta and covers history from the creation of the universe to the construction of the Second Temple in Jerusalem."

      I know because saint Augustine (400 CE) referred to this timetable too : "They are deceived, too, by those highly mendacious documents which profess to give the history of many thousand years, though, reckoning by the sacred writings, we find that not 6000 years have yet passed."

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    33. Re:5 million? by Korin43 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's more like taking dates in a fanfic as canon. If the movie or an official book says something happened in 12 BBY, then it makes sense "in-universe". If some fanfic says the death star was built in 5 billion BBY, no one would take it seriously, but when a Bible fanfic says the world was created in 4004 BC, everyone believes that it's not only canonical, but it's true in real life.

    34. Re:5 million? by ei4anb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Two respected oceanographers, Ryan and Pitman wrote a popular account of their theories in book form "Noah's Flood, ISBN-10: 0684859203, Simon & Schuster". They describe their expeditions to the Mediterranean and the Black Sea and the evidence from their work and other published papers. They believe that the Black Sea flooded 5600BC and that was the origin of the flood myths.

    35. Re:5 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely, Bible-thumper. @TOP: That's "strait," not "straight."

    36. Re:5 million? by kklein · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Most of the Christian that quote the real age of the Earth have no idea how fabricated the date was.

      Most Christians don't know anything about Christianity. They don't read the Bible. They don't know where it came from. They don't know who wrote it. They don't know anything about Judaism, which was the actual religion of Jesus, and what, if they were serious about their religion, is what they should practice. They spout gibberish that would be improved substantially just by going back to the actual text and asking their local rabbis what a lot of it means--and that's really just correcting their gibberish with older gibberish!

      I'm an atheist, but I was raised evangelical. I want to shake so many Christians, because it is absolutely possible to be Christian and not be a tiresome moron, but it just takes some reading not just parroting what they hear from other ignorant leaders. Even just reading the Bible and learning what it says would improve their behavior (in most cases).

    37. Re:5 million? by Eclipse-now · · Score: 1

      Exactly, and not just this but early civilisations and even pre-civilisation villages and camps/outposts all lived around rivers. They had no cities pumping irrigation a great distance to safe highground, so when rivers flooded, it was *bad* for the early hunters and gatherers and first farmers.

      Also, we should not forget that even conservative Sydney Anglican theologians are saying that early Genesis is largely a re-write of and theological polemic against the surrounding culture's creation myths.

      This article by a personal friend of mine, Dr John Dickson, explains the history of a metaphorical and symbolic approach to early Genesis (Chapters 1-11), and interestingly much of the metaphorical approach to Genesis occurs Pre-Darwin. Understanding the literary forms of early Genesis as symbolic polemics is therefore NOT just a nervous knee-jerk reaction of the faithful to unsettling data. It does raise interesting questions and theological discussions, but evolution is not viewed as a threat to biblical Christianity, at least to the average Sydney Anglican. http://www.iscast.org/journal/articles/Dickson_J_2008-03_Genesis_Of_Everything.pdf

    38. Re:5 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But...how is this of any relevance? Isn't the point moot, the earth being some 4.5 billion years old? The ramblings and guesses of madmen from >1600 years ago seems of little importance, however amusing it may be.

    39. Re:5 million? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're probably thinking of Nahmanides aka Ramban who lived 800 years ago. His theory is the 6000 odd years since Adam were preceded by the 6 days of creation, except each instance of creation was not a 'day' but a cycle from chaos to order and back again that lasted billions of years, and that the entire universe was created in a big bang. Even that time itself was created in this event. All by interpreting the deeper meaning in the holy texts, which would make these ideas even older.

    40. Re:5 million? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They would be of little importance, and I would have no problem with someone believing that the Earth poofed into being 6,000 years ago (or yesterday at 3PM) except that some of these people are pushing for the "Poof theory" to be taught alongside evolution and other scientific topics. When their "teach our religious beliefs in science class" arguments failed, they "took the religious out" by calling it Intelligent Design. (There's someone *wink* *wink* intelligent *nudge* *nudge* who created all this. Now I'm not saying it is God *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*, just someone intelligent.) This too is (rightly) being called out as being a thin veil for Creationism so now they're pushing for teachers to cover the "flaws" of Evolution. These flaws are inevitably things that have been addressed a hundred times already, but if you keep repeating them enough, people won't pay attention to the fact that you've been refuted over and over.

      In short, Young Earth Creationists would love for our kids to be taught that the world came into being when God waved his magic wand 6,000 years ago. Then God planted phony evidence that seems to show the Earth to be billions of years old, but it really is there to test people. If you fall for logic and reason, you get sent to Hell, but if you shut off your brain and blindly trust what some people tell you God wants you to believe then you will go to Heaven.

      And yes, this is coming from someone who believes in God. I just don't believe in a God who a) created the world 6,000 years ago with all the appearance of being billions of years old or b) punishes people for following evidence that He put in place.

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    41. Re:5 million? by Blastercorps · · Score: 1

      Thank you, that was the FIRST thing I thought of.

    42. Re:5 million? by happy_place · · Score: 1

      I love it when atheists take it upon themselves to tell Christians how they can better their faith. You'd think that Christians would openly embrace such "intelligent criticism" from such know-it-alls... (shaking head in disbelief). If you can live a faith better, then live it. Otherwise keep it to yourself, cuz no one wants to hear it, cuz you're not actually willing to actually do it yourself.

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    43. Re:5 million? by bolthole · · Score: 1

      And yes, this is coming from someone who believes in God. I just don't believe in a God who a) created the world 6,000 years ago with all the appearance of being billions of years old ...

      well, consider these things then:

      1. We were made "in God's image"

      2. We make (virtual) words all the time

      3. We usually make them with in-depth complicated "histories", that are complete fakes. Because it makes the world "more interesting" to us.

      So if WE like to do that...

  3. Undo It! by Entropy98 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It has been done, it can be undone: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantropa
    Whatever the arguments against it, I suppose it is within reason that it could be done. But should it be done?

    1. Re:Undo It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no lol

    2. Re:Undo It! by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Gosh, yes, a few meters added to the current sea levels sounds like brilliant idea. Count me in (a few meters of sea water).

  4. Geo-engineering by quantaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This research has inspired me to save the planet.

    Consider, what are the 3 big problems with AGW?

    1. The climate gets warmer than we'd like.

    2. The sea levels rise.

    3. Mass famine as the farmland goes dry.

    4. The extra CO2 acidifies the oceans screwing with the fishies and shellfish.

    So now I give you the perfect geo-engineering solution to all these problems!

    Step 1: Set off a bunch of Nukes in a desert somewhere, excavating giant holes in the ground.

    Step 2: Dig a little path to the ocean and have it fill in the holes.

    Benefits: First the ocean levels go down to their regular levels, yay! Second the resulting Nuclear winter offsets global warming, another yay!
    Third the desert is now ocean front property and not as deserty, maybe more farm land (do this in Africa for bonus famine offsetting points).

    And lastly to handle the acidy oceans... the fallout from the Nukes mutates the fishies and shellfish to adapt to the carbonic acid oceans!

    Now can I have my Nobel Peace now? Other than some minor side-effects this should be a pretty effective solution.

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    1. Re:Geo-engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have always wondered if that would be a good way to go about reclaiming deserts. Less violently though, I'm not sure nukes would be all that effective at moving sand where you want it to go. Then again, that's a lot of digging.

    2. Re:Geo-engineering by houghi · · Score: 3, Funny

      I will help you. The dead sea is already such a big hole in the earth. So just let it stream in there. As it also will flood the most troublesome part of the middle east, that is yet another problem solved.

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    3. Re:Geo-engineering by quantaman · · Score: 1

      I have always wondered if that would be a good way to go about reclaiming deserts. Less violently though, I'm not sure nukes would be all that effective at moving sand where you want it to go. Then again, that's a lot of digging.

      True, but my method is also a type of Nuclear disarmament.

      In fact it even allows Iran to acquire, and use Nuclear weapons for peaceful purposes. Iran's nuclear program could save the world!

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    4. Re:Geo-engineering by mangu · · Score: 3, Informative

      The dead sea is already such a big hole in the earth. So just let it stream in there

      There are other alternatives. One is in the Death valley in California. Another is the Qattara depression in Egypt, where there have been proposals to generate electricity by letting the Mediterranean sea water flow in through turbines.

    5. Re:Geo-engineering by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Be honest, you just wanna see a huge kaboom, like everyone else here!

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    6. Re:Geo-engineering by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Be honest, you just wanna see a huge kaboom, like everyone else here!

      Not just any kaboom, it's supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

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    7. Re:Geo-engineering by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Flood the Grand Canyon?

    8. Re:Geo-engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:Geo-engineering by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am intrigued and invite you to join our Evil Overlords World Domination Club.

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      It is a bad, bad plan, that will hurt many people that are good!
      I think it’s great, because it’s so bad!

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    10. Re:Geo-engineering by maeka · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unlike the other options mentioned, the Grand Canyon is significantly above sea level. It is quite a ways up a river which eventually could make it to the ocean, no?

    11. Re:Geo-engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      over 9000?!

    12. Re:Geo-engineering by selven · · Score: 1

      Too bad the material that gets removed to make a crater has to go somewhere.

    13. Re:Geo-engineering by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Too bad the material that gets removed to make a crater has to go somewhere.

      It does go somewhere, it goes to the side of the crater and vaporized into the atmosphere.

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    14. Re:Geo-engineering by bcmm · · Score: 1

      People who've been modding this Insightful instead of Funny:

      The material has to go somewhere. Specifically, it gets blown to a fine dust, which settles over probably most of the rest of the world. Said dust will be radioactive (there will be far more than just the radioactivity from the remains of the weapon, since much of that soil will have been exposed to extreme neutron flux and transmuted into unstable isotopes).

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    15. Re:Geo-engineering by iwaybandit · · Score: 1

      New Orleans, perhaps? Also, the Death Valley area would benefit enough to make it a worthwhile project.

    16. Re:Geo-engineering by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      In the 50s we did use nukes for some big earth moving jobs and they worked well. We have since developed bombs that are much less radioactive. Anyways... at worst we could use the russian non-nuclear bombs which are almost as big.

    17. Re:Geo-engineering by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      (there will be far more than just the radioactivity from the remains of the weapon, since much of that soil will have been exposed to extreme neutron flux and transmuted into unstable isotopes).

      Well, if by "much of that soil" you really meant "a minute fraction of that soil", then you're pretty much right.

      Do note, for the record, that most of those "unstable isotopes" fall into either:

      (A)long lived, and thus not very radioactive, or

      (B)short lived, and thus not radioactive very long.

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    18. Re:Geo-engineering by bmxeroh · · Score: 1

      ^ was modded as funny, but definitely should have been interesting. The water level of the dead sea has dropped considerably in recent years, mostly because the Jordan river is the only source of replenishment, and that has been reduced to a trickle from industrialization. In fact, the country of Jordan is building a pipeline of some sort to transport water from the red sea, desalinate some of it for drinking water, and then send the brine refuse to the dead sea to replenish it. Maybe not the most efficient or best way to do it, but they basically got sick of the rest of the international community doing nothing but talking about it, so they said screw it, they will do it themselves.

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    19. Re:Geo-engineering by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Step 1: Set off a bunch of Nukes in a desert somewhere, excavating giant holes in the ground.

      All of that earth has got to go somewhere. Where? Nukes->explosions->vaporized dirt->clouds of dirt->nuclear winter.

      No, it's not a good thing.

    20. Re:Geo-engineering by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, is the site really gone? Wait, here are the new club rules:
      http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

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    21. Re:Geo-engineering by Ziest · · Score: 1

      ummmm, not really. Reference the Salton Sea

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    22. Re:Geo-engineering by HiThere · · Score: 1

      If you read the entire proposal, he mentioned that as one of the benefits. (Avoid global warming.)

      FWIW, most of the objections are silly. If you use an underground nuclear blast, most of the radioactivity stays in place. In this case you'd want to emplace them close enough to the surface that the cavern melted by the bomb collapsed...that being kind of the point.

      I don't know that the proposal is practical, but it's not blatantly obvious that it isn't.

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    23. Re:Geo-engineering by stevelinton · · Score: 1

      Have you a reference for that? It was certainly talked about, but I never heard of it being done.

    24. Re:Geo-engineering by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          The US Gov't tried that once. They were considering using nukes for civil purposes, such as mining and highway construction. Like, they could remove a pesky mountain to put a road in. Hey, it worked with dynamite, it'd be faster with a nuke, right?

          Do a little research on "Operation Plowshare" aka "Plowshare Program", and the "Sedan Crater"

          But hey, I'm a big fan of explosions. :) I'd prefer if we're going to engineer some oceans with them, that I could survive enjoy my new beachfront property. The Sedan test made a pretty big radioactive mess. That was pretty bad, just to make a 30 acre hole.

          There's been more interesting work done on activating fault lines with less radioactive results, which may have the anticipated results. :)

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    25. Re:Geo-engineering by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Have Mythbusters do it as an"experiment"...

    26. Re:Geo-engineering by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Salton Sea is fed by a few rivers and various drainage run-offs. In order to flood Death Valley, a channel would be opened to either the Pacific Ocean or the Gulf of California (a.k.a. the Sea of Cortez), which is open to the Pacific Ocean, or both.

      A Death Valley project would have a much larger source and thus would not have the many of the issues the Salton Sea has. The primary concern would most-likely be pollution and climate effects.

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    27. Re:Geo-engineering by bcmm · · Score: 1

      We have since developed bombs that are much less radioactive

      Not really relevant compared to the amount of fallout caused by material that was not part of the bomb.

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    28. Re:Geo-engineering by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Yep, it's blatantly obvious.

      Look, I've nothing against peaceful use of nuclear weapons. My grandfather, while he was at Oak Ridge National Laboratory, worked on the Plowshares Project, which studied that very subject. One use would be to break up natural gas deposits using underground nuclear detonations, and in general underground nuclear blasts are quite useful for shaking things up with little chance of radiation exposure. (Even in the natural gas case: radiation, if it seeped into the gas deposits, would be at levels no more than the naturally occurring radon.)

      It's the surface use of nukes that wouldn't be feasible. Yes, the post mentioned nuclear fallout, but I figure they weren't very serious. "...the fallout from the Nukes mutates the fishies and shellfish to adapt to the carbonic acid oceans"? Seriously?

    29. Re:Geo-engineering by bcmm · · Score: 1

      I would go so far as to claim that they're all either "short lived" or "long lived". You've defined radioactive material as basically safe, which is demonstrably false. In any case:

      Not being radioactive for very long doesn't really help if you're going to contaminate the majority of the world's farmland. Everyone not eating for only a few months will probably be unpopular.

      And if you aren't bothered by long-lived radioactive isotopes, I suggest you move to Pripyat (property is pretty cheap there).

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    30. Re:Geo-engineering by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Step 1: Set off a bunch of Nukes in a desert somewhere, excavating giant holes in the ground.

      The feds have already done some preliminary work on this. They had plans to set off four nukes to build a new harbor in Alaska.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Plowshare

    31. Re:Geo-engineering by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      But the environmentalists will have your head for that idea. They are already trying to stop erosion in the Grand Canyon (okay, mainly 'focal erosion' of the sandbars {that are probably artificially-created by the dams on the river but that's a point many ignore}).

    32. Re:Geo-engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this insightful?

      Did Not Do The Research

      btw, Africa is essentially a giant plateau. How the fuck are you going to 'fill in' a radioactive hole in the desert? With NEST? Egypt already has the Nile.

    33. Re:Geo-engineering by shavedlummox · · Score: 1

      Quick, some nerd out there can figure out in no time what the grand canyon can hold. Solve the water problems of the mid west. Moisture that evaporates from this new water mass in the hot sun there will bring moisture to the entire region

    34. Re:Geo-engineering by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Plowshare was the US thing, seems like it was just a bunch of tests, 104kiloton nuke seems serious though.

      The soviets did 240 tests: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Explosions_for_the_National_Economy

      So while they were classified as tests with several hundred nuclear bombs used they did get jobs done during testing. That said, having read more about them I may have chosen words other than "they worked well".... maybe just "they worked mostly". :P The risk of having civilians with nukes in a variety of lesser controlled areas seems.... bad even if they worked well.

    35. Re:Geo-engineering by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Yes, the post was blatantly foolish, and the precise method proposed would be silly. I'm not certain that some analogous method wouldn't be worthwhile. OTOH, I'm also not convinced that the whole idea isn't silly. (And, yes, Plowshare is one of the things I was thinking of. *Then* we decided it was a bad idea. Perhaps we were right. OTOH, there might be some modification of the idea that would be reasonable.)

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    36. Re:Geo-engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not effective at all. All the sand would end up in the atmosphere, causing a nuclear winter. OTOH it might just cancel out the global warming...

    37. Re:Geo-engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the spirit of peaceful cooperation, Iran volunteers to dig holes in Israel. Not to be outdone, Israel offers to dig holes in Iran.

    38. Re:Geo-engineering by aviwollman · · Score: 1

      Not a new idea the prophets already told us that the dead sea would have fish and be usable. the troublesome part of the middle east isn't there are i assume you haven't visited the beautiful waters and sun wonders of the deadsea.

    39. Re:Geo-engineering by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      I would go so far as to claim that they're all either "short lived" or "long lived". You've defined radioactive material as basically safe, which is demonstrably false.

      No, there's a third group. "long enough lived to be around for decades, short enough lived to be dangerous". Short lived radioactives are pretty much a non-issue a week after it appears. Long-lived radioactives aren't radioactive enough to matter - U238? two billion-plus years half-life means you can sleep on a bed of it without a problem.

      But that middle group doesn't amount to all that much of the fallout. Too small a neutron capture cross section for much of it to become radioisotopes.

      Not being radioactive for very long doesn't really help if you're going to contaminate the majority of the world's farmland. Everyone not eating for only a few months will probably be unpopular.

      A few months isn't what I consider "short lived". And the evidence from Hiroshima and Nagasaki is that you can safely move back into the area under the explosion (much less the area the fallout fell on) within a few months.

      And if you aren't bothered by long-lived radioactive isotopes, I suggest you move to Pripyat (property is pretty cheap there).

      I'm not. I notice from the Wiki article on the place that it's pretty easy to get a guided tour of the place if you want one, so I don't think the radiation levels there are the bugaboo you think they are.

      Note that about 3000 people work in that area. Yes, they're monitored for accumulated dose, but it doesn't seem to be the killer you think it is. Plus the 4000 or so working at Chernobyl, mustn't forget them.

      Plus the permanent residents. I understand they're mostly dying of old age, since the younger ones left the area when the government told them to. But they don't seem to be dying of radiation-related issues especially.

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    40. Re:Geo-engineering by bcmm · · Score: 1

      I notice from the Wiki article on the place that it's pretty easy to get a guided tour of the place if you want one, so I don't think the radiation levels there are the bugaboo you think they are.

      With dosimeters and guides keeping you out of the places were radiation has accumulated.

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    41. Re:Geo-engineering by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      With dosimeters and guides keeping you out of the places were radiation has accumulated.

      To provide a small amount of perspective on the need for dosimeters in general (not necessarily in this specific case, mind you):

      Many years ago, when I was stationed on a submarine, I had to wear a dosimeter all the time. During that entire period, I accumulated a smaller total dose than the average dose I could be expected to acquire on the plane going to and coming back from the boat.

      In other words, more often that you might think, a dosimeter is worn to give the wearer a warm fuzzy than it is to actually protect him.

      Which is a good thing, really, since a dosimeter serves no purpose other than to tell you just how much of a dose you acquired back when you were wearing it....

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  5. No news by pmontra · · Score: 5, Informative

    Julian May already wrote about it in The Golden Torc back in the '80s and her story is way more interesting than this one :-)

    1. Re:No news by eh? · · Score: 1

      I knew someone would beat me to that... I just expected it to be a lot earlier in the comments stack! C'mon people, it's a classic!

    2. Re:No news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing! Wonderful series, that.

    3. Re:No news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So glad someone posted this! Just re-read the whole Exile series. Fun stuff.

    4. Re:No news by elistan · · Score: 1

      Another related series of books worth reading, but seemingly less known than the Pliocene Exile series, is the Gandalara Cycle by Randall Garret and Vicki Ann Heydron. It imagines life on the floor of the dry Mediterranean bed, including dealing with the salt, dryness, heat, lack of heavy metals, etc., and dealing with the return of the water. (At a much slower rate than TFA indicates.)

  6. Ugh... I know where this is going... by Zakabog · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Somehow I feel that this hypothesis will mangled beyond recognition so creationists can make it somehow seem as if it supports their idea of young earth and Noah's ark.

    1. Re:Ugh... I know where this is going... by radtea · · Score: 0, Troll

      Noah's ark.

      Don't you mean Utnapishtim's ark? The Noah story is just a thinly edited rip of the Sumerian flood story, and it's really irritating to see an second-hand imitation get all the credit.

      If people are going to take ancient writings literally they really ought to focus on the primary sources, and not the secondary copies like the Noah story.

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    2. Re:Ugh... I know where this is going... by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      You're like the people who tore down medieval buildings on the acropolis because it sullied the image of an idealized classical Greece.

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    3. Re:Ugh... I know where this is going... by radtea · · Score: 1

      If only there was a "-1, Non sequitur" mod...

      I am amused that my original comment got a Troll mod, though. I don't see how correcting a reference from a plagiarized version to the original counts as a troll, personally.

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    4. Re:Ugh... I know where this is going... by bolthole · · Score: 1

      Some people would date the story of Utnapishtim as AFTER the estimated date of Noah, which would make the sumarian the "second-hand imitation".

    5. Re:Ugh... I know where this is going... by bolthole · · Score: 1

      PS: older tablets/accounts indicate that the sumerian "flood" story, may have been more of a localized flood story.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrahasis

  7. Video please? by gmhowell · · Score: 3, Funny

    This story would be much cooler with a video clip.

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    1. Re:Video please? by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Funny

      Pix or didn't happen.

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  8. huh. by dikdik · · Score: 1

    There is geological evidence that the Mediterranean and Black Seas were once cut off from the rest of the worlds oceans in (relatively recent) times. Its possible that the Arctic ocean was also cut off during the ice age, but then it was more an ice shelf than an ocean/sea.Anyway in a million years we may have managed to melt all the (land supported) ice and most of africa would be underwater before the rift opens wide. On the other hand if we cause enough of a greenhouse effect, all the water could be boiled off, and the planet resembles venus.

    1. Re:huh. by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought this idea was already out there. i.e. that the Mediterranean Sea was created when the Atlantic poured in via the Straight of Gibraltar. This is kind of like stating something that someone else said ten or twenty years ago.

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  9. Chaos theory by johncandale · · Score: 1, Informative

    hm, It's fun to think about, but any single advent 5 million years ago as such as this is sufficiency complex enough to render any proof impossible. They are basing this speed of months on mountain stream modals. Even if the Math was prefect, the result is fundamentally flawed.

    1. Re:Chaos theory by ThePhilips · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... the result is fundamentally flawed.

      ... just like the rest of the science: it is all based on observations made by rather imperfect human eyes and generalizations delivered by our rather interpretive brains.

      The crucial difference is whether scientists do understand the shaky foundation or they foolishly insist on objectivity of their research.

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    2. Re:Chaos theory by johncandale · · Score: 1

      True. However predicting current events is much more accurate, if still imprecise, then inferring the result of single event from 5 million years go. Especially when we can see if our predictions come true.

    3. Re:Chaos theory by ThePhilips · · Score: 2, Insightful

      99% of me agrees with you wholeheartedly. It's rather useless.

      Yet there is 1% of me which also knows that it is an integral part of science to make up some silly theories and models about stuff which we would never know for sure. After all, pretty much everything in the today's science started some long time ago from a silly theory. It was silly and unknowable in the past - while now it is treated as an fact.

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    4. Re:Chaos theory by psnyder · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Please correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks like the science is even shakier than that.

      The Mediterranean could easily have formed over tens of thousands of years (it says so in the article), but they're puzzled that there's a U-shaped sediment deposit instead of a the V-shape made by slow water erosion.

      Glacial valleys are also U-shaped. Glaciers have covered that area many times over the last 5 million years.

      Tectonic movement could also smooth out the normal V-shape of slower water erosion. All patches of earth are constantly rising, sinking, and/or moving horizontally. The middle of the V rising could explain the U. The sides of the V sinking or moving away from the center could also explain the U. Notice the mountainous areas around Spain and NW Africa. There is a tectonic plate boundary next it. There's been plenty of movement in that area over the last 5 million years.

      Multiple rivers could also have broken into the Mediterranean and eventually carried off the bits of land in between, also explaining a U-shape, but over a longer period of time than the "2-year max" their simulation shows.



      Here are 3 less exciting, but (as far as I can tell) plausible explanations. It could also be a mixture of these and/or other factors we haven't considered.

      It looks like they simply chose one hypothesis that sounded impressive and made a computer simulation of it.

    5. Re:Chaos theory by psnyder · · Score: 1, Troll

      it is all based on observations made by rather imperfect human eyes

      Don't confuse this with actual observation. It's far from it.

      This "research" is little more than a computer game where the programmer puts in the physics of a closed environment, and plays with some numbers with a big incentive to get an impressive result in order to get published.



      Computer models are the spam messages of complex science.

      • Some kind of attention grabbing headline
      • A number of people believe what they say and propagate it all over
      • Even knowledgeable people often take second to realize what it is before discarding it
    6. Re:Chaos theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are 100% right. Assuming that scientists are trying to take current locations and velocities and figure out prehistoric locations and velocities by extrapolation backwards.

      Fortunately, nobody has ever tried to do that. One might, however, note that the fossils at the bottom of the Mediterranean only go back 5 million years, and then suddenly there's a gap before you see land-based instead of sea-based fossils. Assuming this were true over the entire sea floor in the Mediterranean, chaos theory would have nothing to do with it... it would be pretty solid proof that until 5 million years ago the Mediterranean was dry and then suddenly the entire thing was filled with salt water. Combine this with other previous findings that are unusual if you assume a fresh-water lake changing to salt water but perfectly ordinary if a low-lying area filled suddenly with salt water, and you have a good idea what happened.

      It's the difference between looking at a pool table and trying to tell me what happened five turns ago, and looking at a shattered bowling ball in a crater at the bottom of a cliff. I don't care if the ball was dropped five minutes ago or 500 years ago, if experiments show that a bowling ball dropped off the cliff will give you the same sized hole as the one the current shattered bowling ball is in, you can make a pretty good guess as to how the ball broke. Now, if you try to tell me that one particular fossil belonged to an elephant, and you trace its last steps as if they were fact... now Chaos theory rears its head again.

    7. Re:Chaos theory by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't confuse this with actual observation. It's far from it.

      This "research" is little more than a computer game where the programmer puts in the physics of a closed environment, and plays with some numbers with a big incentive to get an impressive result in order to get published.

      Did you RTFA?
      Because if you did, you obviously didn't understand shit.

      Instead of trying to explain it for you, go back and read the two paragraphs with "Strait of Dover" in them and the paragraph in between.
      The short version is that someone was digging for a tunnel and the new information caused scientists to change their opinion of Gibralter's geologic past.

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  10. Re:Yet another great /. science discussion kicks o by oGMo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why something as deep as the Mediterranean was dry instead of a lake in the first place.

    Well, before that, it was a lake. Where do you think the aliens stole all the water from?! It was freshwater then, of course. Sadly the Sahara Forest never recovered.

    ;-)

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  11. Oral history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It does make one wonder about the origin of some flood stories, among others... how long can legends live for?

    Perhaps more interestingly, I wonder how many species this event wiped out? Unicorns on the Mediterranean plains perhaps? ;-)

  12. Those poor Atlanteans ... by gafisher · · Score: 1

    ... never saw it coming.

  13. Imagine the Netherlands... by MavEtJu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Normally I consider news like this "well nice to know, but it doesn't really affect me".
    This case is different, living in a country which is already mostly under sealevel, these 9.5 meters would have made a huge difference.

    For example see the map at http://www.rivm.nl/vtv/object_map/o1213n39037.html. If it hadn't happened, we would now have had the island "De Veluwe" :-)

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  14. Re:Yet another great /. science discussion kicks o by ravenspear · · Score: 1, Informative

    Dude get a sense of humor. I'm not a creationist.

  15. Surf's up by joib · · Score: 1

    Oh man, wave of a lifetime.

    1. Re:Surf's up by mangu · · Score: 1

      Well, there might not be so great waves, but according to TFA "It would be an exciting rafting place" Garcia-Castellanos says.

    2. Re:Surf's up by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Not as impressive as in "Lucifer's Hammer."

  16. Climate Control Mass Engineering by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    For the audacious, pump the water back out and refill when a new climate is desired ...

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  17. How do you think stories got started? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This one happened almost 5 million years before modern man first arrived. There are several better floods, if you want to explain the presence of so many flood stories in ancient cultures. Really, there are several candidates that could explain all of those stories about the entire (known) world getting flooded, and Noah isn't the only ancient story about the world being flooded. Frankly, such things being passed down in oral history is only reasonable. If anyone had seen this flood, you can bet that every generation for a very long time would have heard the story!

    It's like all those myths about dragons, which are spread through many different cultures. Of course they never really existed, but they have a basis in reality: people probably found dinosaur fossils and the legends grew. Just because things have been legendized doesn't mean they have no basis in fact.

    1. Re:How do you think stories got started? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This one happened almost 5 thousand years before modern man first arrived.

      Fixed.

    2. Re:How do you think stories got started? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lies don't fix anything.

    3. Re:How do you think stories got started? by gtall · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Easter Bunny, for example.

    4. Re:How do you think stories got started? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      "History became legend. Legend became myth" LOTR

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    5. Re:How do you think stories got started? by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      ...myths lead to...suffering

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  18. Explain this then, you floodgatetards! by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

    Now *this* is the hard evidence that destroys the very foundation of the "floodgate" criers AND Theogenic Global Deluge deniers!!!11!

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  19. Re:I don't get it... by imsabbel · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ok, just once, giving you the benefit of doubt concerning trolling:

    The mediterrean doesnt have that many rivers flowing into it, but is in a relatively hot climate.
    This means that much more water evaporates than it recieves.

    Several times in history, the connection of the mediterrean with the other oceans (i.e. the atlantic) was closed by the way of plate tectonics,ice age, etc (plate of africa going north and forming the alps...)).
    During these times, the entire sea evaporated away. IIRC, it was once MUCH deeper, but at the ground there are a few km of salt and sediments from those times.

    But such things cannot last. Thousands (if an ice age) or millions of years later there was a breach somewhere to let water enter (be it by way of an earthquake, rising water level of the outside oceans, etc). And after that, erosion had its way.

    It must have been an unimagineable awesome display ...

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  20. In MONTHS? by Huzzah! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Noah shit??

    1. Re:In MONTHS? by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 1

      Dam :-)

  21. wake up & smell the carbon monoxide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the head in the sand approach to consideration for others/the future is definitely going to be costly/fatal for many.

    water will be the next 'commodity' used to control our behaviours, as we suffocate ourselves.

    meanwhile, go jump into your CO factory & go for a spin. you may be right in that it may not matter anymore. we've heard though, that where there's life, there's hope.

    the lights are coming up all over now. get ready to join the creators' wwwildly popular newclear powered planet/population rescue initiative/mandate. it's way user friendly (foolproof), & there's never any liesense fees.

    this post was deleted from earlier storIEs.

  22. Video of the flooding by photonic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Probably the best small-scale example of how violent this event would have been is given by the flooding of an open-air mine in Malaysia. The rocks separating the mine from the sea became unstable and collapsed, filling the whole thing in minute or so: video!

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    1. Re:Video of the flooding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love it when humans get bitch slapped by nature.

      Global Climate change is going to be a spanking.

    2. Re:Video of the flooding by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Awesome video, thanks for mentioning it. Too bad there wasn't a professional film crew there (or if there was, too bad that video isn't available).

      These sea-side mines exist all along the coasts of Thailand, Malayasia, etc, and I believe most are flooded (intentionally) when they're done with them. To geologists looking at these areas on satellite imagery and aerial photographs, they look like great places to study certain things like tsunami deposits, but of course they're not - in fact seaside mining is so prolific that a lot of valuable geologic data is gone. Oh well.

  23. The flood hypothesis is not new by mbone · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Mediterranean flood hypothesis is not new - these authors have just done more work on the geology. They lean against the giant waterfall idea ("We do not envisage a waterfall..."), which is a shame - I always liked the idea of a supersonic waterfall.

  24. But... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    Be honest, you just wanna see a huge kaboom, like everyone else here!

    Not just any kaboom, it's supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

    But- "That creature has stolen the Illudium 236 Explosive Space Modulator!" -Marvin the Martian in "Hare-Way to the Stars".

    Strat

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    1. Re:But... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Oops. Brain-fart. That's Q- 36.

      Strat

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  25. My pimple's bigger than that by Porchroof · · Score: 1

    " ...with 40 cm of rock eroding and the water level rising by 10 m per day at its peak..."

    40 centimeters ain't much of anything. I doubt it would allow much of the Atlantic Ocean to get in.

    Unless, of course, the blurb author meant 40 cubic miles in which case we're talking about one big hole.

    But, if that's the case, using the same terminology the water lever was rising by 10 miles per day.

    Help, I'm surrounded by ignoramuses.

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    1. Re:My pimple's bigger than that by MeatBag+PussRocket · · Score: 1

      it struck me that the author intent was "40cm of rock eroded per day, while waterleved rose bay as much as 10meters per day at its peak..." that being the case 40cm or rock erosion per day is pretty huge

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    2. Re:My pimple's bigger than that by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      it struck me that the author intent was

            _Intent_ belongs to such fields as soothsaying, and sadly nowadays, law.

              It has no business in a "scientific" article. If a "scientist" can't even check his work before posting them, he just failed peer review...

            However if you note TFA it says "centimeters of rock". The error is on the part of the submitter/editors. Surprised? Of course the person who actually wrote TFA forgot that we don't live in a 1-D world, and an expression such as 40 cm of rock is useless. A volume, or even an area plus the 40cm data, so that we could calculate a volume, would be far more practical.

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    3. Re:My pimple's bigger than that by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      40 cm per day. Across ten km or so.

  26. Plate Tectonics by john940 · · Score: 1

    And I thought that the Mad is the last remnant of the Tethys ocean caused by plate tectonics as Africa moved north towards Europe. This theory is as old as the hills and was replaced when plate tectonics came of age.

  27. Climate change!!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The flood would have dropped worldwide sea levels by 9.5 meters, probably triggering climate changes."

    OMG, something MUST be done to revert the planet to it's pre-Mediterranean-Sea-filling pristine state, or you will all rot in Al Gore's climate Purgatory!

    1. Re:Climate change!!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you go cut carbon emissions by stopping breathing already?

    2. Re:Climate change!!?? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      OMG, something MUST be done to revert the planet to it's pre-Mediterranean-Sea-filling pristine state, or you will all rot in Al Gore's climate Purgatory!

      Purgatory no. Climate Hell. Millions of degrees. Must don tin hat to protect planet from giant brain.

    3. Re:Climate change!!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might come as a surprise to an ignorant fool like you, but I don't actually exhale carbon.

  28. Mediterranean Basin floods? by Sooner+Boomer · · Score: 1

    Dam' Anthropgenic Global Warming! Al Gore, you're too late to save us!

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  29. Re:Yet another great /. science discussion kicks o by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Informative

    If Valdrax thought you were a creationist he would hardly have accused you of trolling creationists, would he?

  30. The bible doesn't say... by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That the earth is 5000 years old, or 6000 years old. In fact, the bible doesn't give a date for any of its events at all. It's really only certain protestant faiths that have the bible as being completely inerrant and the earth as 6000 years old. The rest of us Christians are in it for some good food on Dec 25th and maybe to bomb some muzzies when they get out of line.

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    1. Re:The bible doesn't say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.albatrus.org/english/theology/creation/biblical_age_earth.htm

      Yes, the bible DOES say.

      Nobody ever said the bible gave specific dates on the calendar we use today, as it didnt exist back then, its based on the math presented throughout passages of the old testament from one event to the next. The time periods are in there. They covered this in my sunday school the first time like thirty years ago and it was non denominational.

      If you do all the 'logic' behind it, this is god telling you these time periods, through his inspired authors. You either take it as complete fact first before you crunch them christmas jesus cookies, or you quit your lying and walk away. Before you call yourself a christian, you should probably spend some time studying the book that is the singular foundation for christianitys existence, and learn some of the really bizarre things it says and implies.

    2. Re:The bible doesn't say... by MooUK · · Score: 1

      But you can get the good food and kill people without the effort of being Christian!

    3. Re:The bible doesn't say... by shoemilk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, at least all denominations have the birth of Christ wrong.

    4. Re:The bible doesn't say... by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Actually no, the astronomers first got the calendar wrong and the historians got the dates wrong when in the 8th century CE they retroactively calculated everything from the supposed birth of christ. Religions had nothing to do with it.

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    5. Re:The bible doesn't say... by umghhh · · Score: 1

      well you can but it makes more fun to tell them suckers about righteous men etc. as per Ezekiel 25,17

    6. Re:The bible doesn't say... by socceroos · · Score: 1

      You sir, are completely correct. 'Christians' who don't think the bible is infallible are plain stupid. How could you honestly tell which parts are true and which aren't if you don't believe the whole thing to be correct? Basically, these 'Christians' pick and choose which parts they like and then reject the rest because its too weird and doesn't make sense.

      These kind of people annoy the life out of me.

    7. Re:The bible doesn't say... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      But it's the Christians who believe it as a matter of faith. The rest of us recognise that perhaps knowing exactly what happened over 2,000 years ago is going to have uncertainties.

    8. Re:The bible doesn't say... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Why not simply stone them to death as per Leviticus 24:16?

    9. Re:The bible doesn't say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bible being inerrant has nothing to do with what the OP was saying. To break it up for you, it says that not all christians consider that the age of the Earth can be derived from Genesis, or that that part of the bible should in fact be taken literally.

      Also the use of quotes around the word christian is uncalled for. These people are christians because they identify as such, not because they match you particular set of criteria. If you think you know better what makes a person christian you are every bit as stupid as a protestant that thinks all catholics will go to hell of a catholic that thinks viceversa, because you do the exact same think as they do.

    10. Re:The bible doesn't say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. It's common knowledge among Christians that:

      Jesus was not born in 0BC. He most likely born around 6BC.

      It would be nothing but an amazing coincidence if he was born on what we now call December 25th. He was more likely born some time in spring.

      The "wise men" arrived when Jesus was a toddler, up to four years old, and not at his birth. We also don't know how many there were, but there were almost certainly more than three.

      Jesus was not born in a stable, but more likely the house of relative.

      The typical Christmas story is a traditional story, not a historical story. But still Christmas is about tradition more than anything else. Even non-Christians that celebrate Christmas will stick to traditions like Chirstmas trees and gift giving. If people need tradition for some purpose, I'll let them keep it.

    11. Re:The bible doesn't say... by dylan_- · · Score: 1

      You sir, are completely correct. 'Christians' who don't think the bible is infallible are plain stupid. How could you honestly tell which parts are true and which aren't if you don't believe the whole thing to be correct? Basically, these 'Christians' pick and choose which parts they like and then reject the rest because its too weird and doesn't make sense.

      You sir, are completely correct. 'Historians' who don't think the history books are infallible are plain stupid. How could you honestly tell which parts are true and which aren't if you don't believe them all to be correct? Basically, these 'Historians' pick and choose which parts they like and then reject the rest because its too weird and doesn't make sense.

      These kind of people annoy the life out of me.

      *sigh*

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    12. Re:The bible doesn't say... by socceroos · · Score: 1

      nice try dylan, but you're talking about something else. If you've read the bible, you'll note that it specifically states that each word in it is infallible, inspired directly by god and it even goes on to describe it as a more sure 'prophecy' than Christ himself. Last I checked, no one stated that History books were infallible.

    13. Re:The bible doesn't say... by dylan_- · · Score: 1

      If you've read the bible, you'll note that it specifically states that each word in it is infallible

      Well, I've read much of the Bible, but I must have missed that bit. Where does it say that?

      And, of course, you could still doubt that *that* part was true while accepting other parts of the Bible. After all, if one history book claimed it was infallible, it doesn't mean that all history books must be, or you must reject them all. Your argument remains poor.

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    14. Re:The bible doesn't say... by shoemilk · · Score: 1

      I was actually referring to the fact that Christ wasn't born in December.

    15. Re:The bible doesn't say... by shoemilk · · Score: 1

      The typical Christmas story is a bunch of hodgepodge.
      Christ was born in Bethlehem because Mary and Joseph had to return to where ever because of the census. The Roman census was held in July. Today's Christmas is a descendant of Saturnalia.

    16. Re:The bible doesn't say... by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      That too. It doesn't matter though, putting the date on the winter solstice is purely symbolic (coming of the light and all that) so it can't be "wrong."

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  31. Terrraform the Eyre Basin - bigger than God by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Huge salt desert in Australia which used to be an inland sea. It's about 15m below sea level

    Dig 2 canals. boom. you have an inland sea again. Australia stops being a huge desert.

    You'd need 2 canals at opposite ends to pump the salt out.

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    1. Re:Terrraform the Eyre Basin - bigger than God by mikael · · Score: 2, Informative

      Australian aborigines have legends which documented the time there were forests in central Australia. These were confirmed by analysis of seeds found in sediment layers. Those legends were confirmed to be around 10,000 years old.

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    2. Re:Terrraform the Eyre Basin - bigger than God by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      That's really interesting... I've never heard of a legend being able to be dated precisely like that. Do you have a reference for it?

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    3. Re:Terrraform the Eyre Basin - bigger than God by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      http://www.chuckxc.com/gipseegal/ABORIGINAL_LEGENDS
      Flood myth, inner sea.

      http://www.theancientweb.com/explore/content.aspx?content_id=4
      Aborigines have occupied Australia for at least forty thousand years

      http://www.ncsec.org/cadre2/team2_2/Lessons/howDoesWoodPetrify.htm
      An unrelated but interesting story about how wood has been observed to petrify in Australia in decades (not thousands of years).

      Couldn't find anything about seeds tho. Apparently one of the salt lakes was thought to be an inland sea once.

      There is apparently one tree that covers a hillside and is 10,500 years old.

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    4. Re:Terrraform the Eyre Basin - bigger than God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only need to wait. A sea level rise of about 1/2 a meter should start the ball rolling with the water draining from Spencer's Gulf to "Lake" Giles ( really just a large patch of damp salt ) then onto the other lakes
      The really interesting question is what would a large, warm, shallow sea do to the east coasts weather patterns?

    5. Re:Terrraform the Eyre Basin - bigger than God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia stops being a huge desert.

      Trees grow, trap carbon. Voila!

    6. Re:Terrraform the Eyre Basin - bigger than God by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes, it was probably before they burnt it all down and caused mass extinction of the super mammals http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_megafauna. they introduced fire to a country that was otherwise lush and green. i find it amusing that the wiki article calls this "management" of the environment.

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    7. Re:Terrraform the Eyre Basin - bigger than God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australian flora needs fire to pollinate. It is a dry country, has been a dry country for a very long time (more than 5000 years). Australia isn't dry and prone to fire because of human influence. I really wish uninformed people wouldn't vote posts like this up.

    8. Re:Terrraform the Eyre Basin - bigger than God by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      It's quite interesting that there used to be an inland sea there and then suddenly the water just vanished for no reason, damn aliens!

      I'm not geologist, but I suspect there's a good reason why an area 15m below sea level is unable to sustain an inland sea, It might have something to do with it only being 15 meters deep in an area that gets a large amount of sun...

      All you would do by trying to fill it would be to create a large shallow sea that evaporates at a huge pace, forming a lot of clouds and totally upsetting the current eco system in place.

  32. Documentation by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 3, Funny

    They imagine a shallow, fast-moving stream of water (around 100 km/hr)

    And you just know there are cave drawings somewhere showing jackasses trying to body surf in it.

  33. nuke don't dig holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am pretty sure nuke are mostly heat, with maybe a wave of compression of the heated air. Even if you heat the desert material, it may fly up a bit, and fall down radioactive (or not) around. That would be an extremly inneficient way of digging.

  34. Yeah, right by kylben · · Score: 1

    Video, or it didn't happen.

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  35. Panama Canal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what would happen if the Panama Canal were simply opened up?

    1. Re:Panama Canal by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      The middle of the canal is 26 meters above sea level. So if you opened all the locks, the water would just drain out on both ends.

    2. Re:Panama Canal by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The middle of the canal is 26 meters above sea level. So if you opened all the locks, the water would just drain out on both ends.

      Which is why the Japanese had a plan to bomb the lochs with planes launched from a submarine carrier in order to drain the Panama Canal and force the US navy to travel around the cape of South America.

      It never worked out as the Submarine carrier was not big enough to hold enough planes so they'd have to fly at least two sorties in order to get the 3 loch's with two gates each. Loading, reloading and launching the planes would have taken three times that of a regular carrier.

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  36. You understand neither chaos nor computer models by localroger · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Chaos theory only applies to certain kinds of systems, which for well defined reasons might demonstrate sensitive dependence on initial conditions. Turbulence is chaotic. However, bulk hydrodynamic flow is not; it can be showed at a large range of scales that simple equations and models map pretty closely to reality. The low-level turbulence averages out and doesn't affect the final result much.

    Computer models of chaotic systems may not reflect the exact performance of what they are modeling, but they can demonstrate the range of possible and likely results.

    And the model is not just based on mountain streams; it is also based on some much larger and more recent events, such as the creation of the Snake River Gorge (300 meters deep in a matter of weeks) and the flooding of the English Channel. Water has enormous power to carve up rock, and the conclusion of the study is not in any way extraordinary; it's what anyone who has ever stood at the bottom of the Snake River Gorge would even find rather obvious.

    The problem is that throughout the colonial era it was widely assumed by learned men that the Earth is a stable place where a comfortable equilibrium reigns. What we have found in the last 40 years or so is that the Earth is actually an extraordinarily violent and often inhospitable place, and the relative stability of the last few centuries is an exception, not the rule. If we hang around here long enough we will have to deal with violent changes, and efforts to engineer such a complex and sensitive system might make things worse. The problem is that we are engineering it by pumping carbon into the atmosphere, and a sensible person might conclude knowing what the system is capable of that kicking it might not be such a good idea.

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  37. Cowabunga d00d!!! by Old+Sparky · · Score: 1

    Or, in the immortal words of Billy Gibbons; "Surf's Up!!!"

  38. I'm not usually a Grammar Nazi, but... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    ...let's at least get the name of the place right. It's Strait of Gibraltar, not "straight".

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  39. Re:Was it really 5 million years ago? by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've heard it said before that the only reason so many scientists get those dates is that they base them on assumptions. Assuming the earth is so many billion years old will get you a date that confirms your theories. Like, if you assume that a variable in an equation is a certain number, and depending on the number you assume you'll get a totally different answer than if you assumed a much larger or smaller number. Could someone confirm or deny (with evidence if possible) whether or not this is true for me? I'm very curious about this.

    Read something like The Age of the Earth.

  40. duck dodgers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you were thinkin of the duck dodgers cartoon (though that was a PU-235 space modulator, I think).

    same story, but bugs replaced by daffy...

  41. 2 aspects to consider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really have to consider:
    1- History, biblical history, legends, or anything that's so ancient is to be made use of, because we don't have a lot of resources about those very ancient times, so we have to make use of any piece of information about that era. Information there should be treated in a special way because of the massive errors in dating, mistranslations, metaphors -the ancient guys really were crazy with those metaphors-, ... In brief we can't dismiss that information, but we can't take it for granted, we have to analyze it very carefully to come up with any truth that's there.

    2- Archeology: Interesting studies have been made in that field, some fancy theories have been developed there, but I believe that very interesting analysis of findings worldwide can help in giving a good understanding of the geography of the ancient world in many stages. Findings offshore in some places like greece, Alexandria/Egypt, a few centuries ago maps found with slight geographical changes, ... Some archeologists suggests that this was the right geography at this point of time.

  42. Re:Was it really 5 million years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The 4.54 billion year age of the Earth is not an assumption. It is the conclusion reached over the last few hundred years of effort from geologists and scientists in related fields, built upon the naturalists that came before them.

  43. Re:You understand neither chaos nor computer model by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Not so. The earth is normally in a rather placid state, as it is at this instant. But occasional events happen which are neither placid nor safe. And they happen on a large number of scales. But almost all of the time, at any particular scale, things are relatively stable. Those aren't, however, the parts that are memorable or newsworthy.

    E.g., there have been several major extinction events, but there's been only one that killed off over 90% of all species living at the time. (I didn't put a precise number on the major extinction events, because I don't want to define major, and also because the further back one looks the fuzzier one's distinction is WRT precise timing. But around seven.)

    Or, another example, the super-volcano that created Yellowstone. It wiped out most species from coast to coast. But as far as I know, it's only happened once. Rare. (There've been signs that it may be revving it's engines for another blast...but it could easily be a false warning. I haven't heard anything about it for the last year, but that doesn't mean anything on the time scale at which this operates.) But MOST of the time it's quite placid, merely producing a bunch of geysers.

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  44. Dig another hole? by agw · · Score: 1

    So all we need is to dig another hole of a similar size to get rid of the rising sea levels?
    Sounds like a plan.

  45. A thousand Amazon rivers. by mano.m · · Score: 1

    How many Libraries of Congress is that?

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  46. Re:I don't get it... by skastrik · · Score: 1

    Specifically the article suggests that the mediterrean was blocked between 5.6m to 5.3m years ago.
    During these 300.000 years the sea evaporated (totally?)

  47. Re:Was it really 5 million years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds interesting. Thanks for the advice! I'll look for it at my local library.

  48. "Straight" of Gibraltar by ranson · · Score: 3, Funny

    According to Daniel Garcia-Castellanos' paper in Nature, the sill at the Straight of Gibraltar gave way rather suddenly, with 40 cm of rock eroding and the water level rising by 10 m per day at its peak.

    I'm relieved to know the Strait of Gibraltar is not gay; I was convinced he was hitting on me the other day.

  49. Atlantis ? by wimg · · Score: 1

    So was Atlantis originally located in the Mediterranean Basin ?
    Or did I watch too much Stargate ? ;-)

  50. 100 km/hr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes for a great experience, maybe noah's ark was a surfing board after all.

  51. Would be cool to do with Death Valley by trout007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I always thought it would be cool to cut a canal from the ocean to Death Valley. With the heat there you would get a lot of evaporation and could sustain a current that you could use for power generation. Plus you could cool the air and get some rainfall. We can make our own little Med.

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  52. The Last Day of Creation by knue · · Score: 0

    It was man who blew it up, who else. Read The Last Day of Creation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Day_of_Creation for the full story.

  53. Re:Was it really 5 million years ago? by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Informative

    but it is indeed based on assumptions, and the actual parent post is in the scientific spirit, while replies such as yours are in the "prestigious people said so, thus it must be true" category. If you delve to the root of the generally accepted age of the earth, you will find statement such as "The best age for the Earth comes not from dating individual rocks but by considering the Earth and meteorites as part of the same evolving system in which the isotopic composition of lead, specifically the ratio of lead-207 to lead-206 changes over time owing to the decay of radioactive uranium-235 and uranium-238".

    in other words, most of solar system considered to have about the same age (an assumption with some evidence suggesting it likely is true), and the decay of isotopes used to date not being affected by any outside source during that time (another assumption with good evidence, but perhaps unknown forces in Universe modified decay rates at certain times?)

  54. Offset global warming for how long? by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Alright, lets do some back of the envelope calculations here:

    The Eyre basin is some 171000 cubic kilometers, assuming an average of 15 below sea level.

    The entire ocean has some 1347000000 cubi kilometers.

    This makes the Eyre Basin approximately 0.000126948775 of the entire oceans in the world, and since the average depth of the ocean is about 3,796 meters, that comes to a roughly 48cm drop, which according to wikipedia should offset the effects of global warming for a century or so.

    Current sea level rise has occurred at a mean rate of 1.8 mm per year for the past century,[1][2] and more recently at rates estimated near 2.8 ± 0.4[3] to 3.1 ± 0.7[4] mm per year (1993-2003). Current sea level rise is due significantly to global warming,[5] which will increase sea level over the coming century and longer periods.[6][7] Increasing temperatures result in sea level rise by the thermal expansion of water and through the addition of water to the oceans from the melting of continental ice sheets. Thermal expansion, which is well-quantified, is currently the primary contributor to sea level rise and is expected to be the primary contributor over the course of the next century. Glacial contributions to sea-level rise are less important,[8] and are more difficult to predict and quantify.[8] Values for predicted sea level rise over the course of the next century typically range from 90 to 880 mm, with a central value of 480 mm.

    Haha, that was way too much fun.

    1. Re:Offset global warming for how long? by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      And you know what, the whole thing would pay for itself if you put a small percentage of the sale of the new beachfront properties towards paying for it. You will almost certainly end up making a huge profit, in fact.

    2. Re:Offset global warming for how long? by rynoski · · Score: 1

      It would need more than waterfront properties to make people wan to move there

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    3. Re:Offset global warming for how long? by Eudial · · Score: 1

      This makes the Eyre Basin approximately 0.000126948775 of the entire oceans in the world,

      You give a precision that's down to 0.001 km^3. How could you possibly have come to such an astounding level of accuracy in your calculations?

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    4. Re:Offset global warming for how long? by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      I don't, note the "back of the envelope" phrase there. All the numbers came from google and wikipedia. It would be a hell of a project though.

  55. And its comming back! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Thankfully I'm 14 meters above sea level *g*

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  56. Re:You understand neither chaos nor computer model by localroger · · Score: 1
    The Earth is not at all placid on any scale longer than a few centuries. Within the last few hundred thousand years the sea level has fluctuated hundreds of feet as glaciers have overtaken vast tracts of land, often in a matter of a few years because of snow refusing to melt, and then retreated even more violently releasing meltwater lakes like the one that created the Snake River. The ocean heat transport currents have hiccupped causing smaller ice ages and large areas of verdant forest have turned to desert. The magnetic field periodically reverses and we don't even know what that looks like on the ground (though, thankfully, we can be pretty sure it looks nothing like the movie 2012).

    The climate has changed in very recent memory more than most of us would ever believe. As recently as the 19th century it was not uncommon for ice floes to make it to New Orleans along the Mississippi River -- something that would have been unthinkable throughout the 20th century. The Earth's climate and geology are capable of rapid change and they experience rapid change much more often than we like to think. Every time we think we have a handle on that, something turns up that makes it obvious it changes more often and more violently than we believed possible before.

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  57. A geologist's explanation and thoughts on theory: by penguinchris · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm a geology grad student doing a thesis on tectonic geomorphology. I read this article with great interest; my research is on mountain rivers/streams so I know a bit about this kind of thing.

    Your alternate theories don't really work, for a variety of reasons. I'm not an expert on all these topics, but I'll explain as best I can and hopefully anyone that might know better will correct me :)

    The glacier theory doesn't work because glaciation did not, in fact, reach that far south. The area has stayed at a relatively stable latitude for the past 250 million years at the least (check out a plate reconstruction for 30 Ma compared to the present - the site has earlier reconstructions as well). Even during ice ages, glaciation never got that close to the equator. This is beside the fact that you can actually distinguish between a glacial valley and the kind of thing they're saying this is - based on the shape, type of sediments, and so on.

    Tectonic movement doesn't operate on the same time scale as erosional and stream processes. Tectonics has a major influence on the way rivers operate - in fact that's what my research is about - but not in the way you're speculating. You might be surprised how well preserved rock formations are compared to when they originally formed - it sounds like this one is more or less the same as when it was deposited, which is common in most areas. Tectonics is constantly shifting the crust, yes, but not as much or as fast as you're supposing, and even then this is a relatively inactive area.

    Now, your final theory is actually about right, but if you change it to follow how river erosion actually works, then you're basically saying what the researchers here are saying. Their description is a bit misleading, depending on how long you think this took to occur (and I would lean more towards it taking longer - two years as they say, or even a little more, but I don't know the specifics of where they came up with that figure).

    The valley shape and sediment type suggest a braided river system, with multiple small, fast streams covering a broad area, constantly shifting left and right. As they drop sediment and fill in depressions, the areas where water is not flowing become the new depressions, so the streams shift back and forth, filling the area with sediment evenly. The coarse of meandering rivers (which are more mature and have slower flow rates) can change on sub-decade time scales, and braided rivers are constantly shifting. Now, the important thing is that these braided streams don't carve v-shaped valleys - they spread themselves out broadly, eroding laterally.

    Thus, the initial break would have carved a v-shape valley, but it would quickly erode laterally. Most of the initial deluge would not be recorded - it simply wiped everything away. What's left is the wide valley that got flushed out, and the coarse deposits that filled the valley from the braided streams that existed near the end of the deluge, when flow rate was still high but not enough to wipe away absolutely everything.

    One of the most interesting things about this research is that it supports the idea that these things can happen catastrophically. In the 1800's, during the early days of geology, there was a huge debate surrounding whether geology happened catastrophically or gradually. Now, the theories those guys were pushing were ridiculous (although a lot of fun), but the question of time scales is still relevant. It became clear by the early 1900's that gradualism is more realistic, and all of geology is essentially based on that - almost anything can happen if you give it enough time. It's the same conceptual leap that you need to understand biology and evolution, but with geology there is even more time to play with, and physics can easily explain how rocks are affected by forces over long time periods.

    This led eventuall

  58. Re:You understand neither chaos nor computer model by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Everything you say is true, and it's still true that the earth is relatively placid most of the time. Most of the shifts you are talking about took place in a very short time, and most of the time is spent in between the events. (Climate change seems to be an exception, but even there dramatic shifts tend to take place quickly. It's just that you also get slow drifts.)

    And, yes, vinyards now exist in England. The world is a lot warmer than it was. And that has been a slow change (on human scales---it's rather instantaneous on even a historic scale, much less a geologic scale).

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  59. Noah's Ark by lsatenstein · · Score: 0

    Perhaps this was the basis of the biblical story. Must mean that man was around to tell it to his grandchildren.

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  60. Science by Tom · · Score: 1

    I love science.

    It shows us again and again just how small the "gods" of all the various religions are, and that whether or not there may be a god out there, the one written about in the holy books of all the major religions certainly isn't it, because those books and "gods" deeds in it are so clearly limited by the limits of human imagination of the times they were written in.

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  61. Re:Yet another great /. science discussion kicks o by jfeldredge · · Score: 1

    Before the sill broke at Gibraltar, there would have been a salt lake in the deepest part of the Mediterranean valley (since water escaped only by evaporation). Even today, the amount of water that evaporates from the Mediterranean is greater than the amount that flows into the Mediterranean from rivers. The difference is made up by an inflow of water from the Atlantic Ocean. There is also a smaller outflow current of extra-salty water. During World War II, Allied submarines were able to use these two underwater currents to sneak into or out of the Mediterranean without running their motors, thus being silent and more difficult for German and Italian military vessels patrolling the surface to detect.

  62. It Was Man-Made!!!! by FragHARD · · Score: 1

    I see it all now this event was caused by early cave-men they first invented fire which was then used to warm their caves.... the cave-men and cave women liked the heated caves so much that they moved to bigger caves with more heat!!!! and hence the amount of CO2 was increased leading to 'global cave warming' which in turn lead to massive geological shifts and flooding.!!!!!

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  63. Re:A geologist's explanation and thoughts on theor by psnyder · · Score: 1

    Thank you. Reading responses like yours is one of the main reasons I troll these comments, and I really do appreciate it when someone more informed can point out when I make mistakes and give cogent explanations as to why.

    The combination of the reliance on a computer model, the lack of what you described as gradualism, and the attention grabbing, catastrophic implications described gave me pause. That combination has given rise to a number of unreliable headlines lately. However, I'm excited that there seems to be a stronger foundation to this model, and I look forward to hearing more as they progress with their research.

    Thanks again!