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Office 2003 Bug Locks Owners Out

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "A Microsoft Office 2003 bug is locking people out of their own files, specifically those protected with Microsoft's Rights Management Service. Microsoft has a TechNet bulletin on the issue with a fix. It looks like they screwed up and let a certificate expire. There's no information on when the replacement certificate will expire, though, or what will happen when it does."

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  1. Tag: Not a bug, defective by design. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, it's not really a bug, just the usual friendly reminder from Microsoft that there's a new version out and it's time to ante up again.

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    1. Re:Tag: Not a bug, defective by design. by rtfa-troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I guess in some way you're right. When Office 2003 goes unsupported, the certificate will expire and people will be forced to upgrade and that probably is something Microsoft has documented and understands (and thus a "feature"). However, I still think we could call this an operational screw up. I really don't think they want to remind people of their power to do an Amazon on all and any of your files until they have people nice and solidly locked in.

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    2. Re:Tag: Not a bug, defective by design. by deniable · · Score: 2, Insightful

      'Destruction' of archived records is a no-no in some places. We'll see if anybody important gets bitten.

    3. Re:Tag: Not a bug, defective by design. by Skater · · Score: 1

      My employer recently announced that we're all upgrading from Office 2000 to Office 2007, since 2000 is going EOL. My fiancee was pleased, because she has 2007 on her personal laptop and will no longer have to worry about saving as older version. I was scared, because even minor upgrades for Office have broken files for me (the last service pack to Office 2000 did that - I was no longer able to open a file I'd been working on; I had to get the support staff to downgrade me again so I could re-read the file; I ended up redoing it in WordPerfect). I'm hoping it goes smoothly, but I worry there'll be some file I need that I can no longer read. (No, OpenOffice.org and the like are not an option here. Yes, they work great. No, I can't install it.)

    4. Re:Tag: Not a bug, defective by design. by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Tag: Not a bug, defective by design. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I see it also as a friendly reminder of what Microsoft can do if you piss them off. Remember, Microsoft has always acted as if they own your computer.

      "Just remember... if the 800-pound monkeyboy gets upset, he can make all your files go bye-bye. You never know when we might 'forget' to renew our certificates. Now pay up real nice and no one gets hurt."

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    6. Re:Tag: Not a bug, defective by design. by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      I will see your link and raise you the rest of the Portable Suite
      http://portableapps.com/suite

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  2. Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Afforess · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know a LOT of people still using MS Office 2003. Some people dislike the Ribbon System with '07's version. Some people are too cheap to upgrade when the old copy still "works". Now, Microsoft isn't making any money from all those old copies of 2003, so what's stop them from "Programming Obsolescence" into their software?

    It sounds a bit sinister, yes; but it's not technically illegal. It might even be in the oft-skimmed EULA. Or maybe it's just similar to the way HP printers always fail a week after the warranty expires.

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    1. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by darkpixel2k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know a LOT of people still using MS Office 2003. Some people dislike the Ribbon System with '07's version. Some people are too cheap to upgrade when the old copy still "works".

      That's why there's OpenOffice. An experience that brings you back to the good 'ol days of Office 2003 for free. Actually, it may even bring you back to the days of Office '97.

      At least until the next version comes out. Then you have the ribbon too. God, I hope it can be disabled.

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    2. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Luckily open office writes to an open, patent unencumbered format. So if you dislike the UI- find a fork with a better one. Or a completely different program. No vendor lock in.

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    3. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by shrimppesto · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why did you put "works" in quotes? Office 2003 still does, in fact, work. It works just fine.

      A lot of people are still using Office 2003 because the number of new features that impact daily usage seems to shrink with every new release. Why upgrade when the version you have does everything you need it to, and the new version doesn't do anything you wish it did?

      There's always someone who will benefit from [insert new feature here]. But for the rest of us, Office has suffered from a paucity of innovation since 1995. If anything, things have gotten worse -- e.g. they keep trying to make Microsoft Word "smart," but the result is a program that's too smart to be obedient and too stupid to do what you actually want it to do.

      The writing's on the wall for Office. If the folks in Redmond don't figure out something reeeal soon, Office is toast.

    4. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does OpenOffice, or whatever the fork was called in 2003, still work on current systems?

    5. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Jack+Malmostoso · · Score: 1

      It's still vendor lock in if there's no competing product that reads their open formats. I'm also too busy/retarded/cheap to create my own.

      Have you tried Abiword?

    6. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by broken_chaos · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's still vendor lock in if there's no competing product that reads their open formats.

      Umm... There are a huge number of programs that read/write ODF (OpenOffice's default format). Wikpedia has a fairly extensive list of software that handles the various ODF files.

    7. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Afforess · · Score: 1

      "Works" is in quotations, mainly because the whole point of the article is that Office 2003 DOESN'T work anymore.

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    8. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I get your point but this is a little different.

      Not having perfect page layout might take you 30 minutes to fix. Worst case, the text is in a zip file and can be pulled out.

      Not being able to read encrypted data would be a little bit more serious.

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    9. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      This has nothing to do with open formats.

      If you encrypt and digitally sign (aka DRM) your OO.org files, and loose the ability to decrypt them, you are in the same boat.

      This is a story about DRM, not formats. A story about the forgotten idea of key escrow idea and of DRM cert servers, not file formats.

    10. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still vendor lock in if there's no competing product that reads their open formats.

      That is not relevant to OO.org and ODF at all. There are lots of programs out there that read and write ODF.

    11. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Have you tried Abiword?

      No. But then I'm not unhappy with my occasional use of OpenOffice to read MS Office docs that people send me. Just playing devil's advocate.
      ...although I've never heard of anyone having trouble opening documents typed in vim...

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    12. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by mr_matticus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure it does, so long as you didn't lock up your own files with Microsoft's rights management services.

      Considering that this is used mostly, if not entirely, by corporate clients implementing access control, the idea that it's Microsoft doing evil in the background is foolhardy. Locking documents out because of the failure of a security certificate would hardly convince a corporate client to upgrade to a newer version of Office.

    13. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...although I've never heard of anyone having trouble opening documents typed in vim...

      Funny, Everyone I know has issues when I use vim -x to edit files...

    14. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Interesting
      What did I do today? Well, I didn't like the ribbon bar in the new OpenOffice, so I forked the project.

      Wow, that's crazy. Why did you bother going to all that trouble when IBM's already done it for you?

      If you don't like Symphony, there's plenty more choices. That's the great thing about being open and having competition, right?

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    15. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At least until the next version comes out. Then you have the ribbon too. God, I hope it can be disabled.

      Agree. The Ribbon was a tremendous step backwards in user friendliness, all in the name of eye candy. It sucks. Way too long a familiarisation curve. In contrast, I'm having zero trouble -- almost zero thought -- in using the plain vanilla Gnome / Open Office interface to do the stuff I need to do on the home laptop, i.e. load documents, edit them, and store them.

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    16. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by mikael_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...to handle writing scientific reports on Linux, and AbiWord wasn't up to the job (Note to trolls: please don't bother with shill posts for TeX/LaTex. I'm sure it's very good, but I've got work to do.)

      Excuse me but would you also consider someone who tells a carpenter that a hammer is a much better tool for driving nails than a stapler a troll because you can't be bothered taking three seconds to figure out what end of the hammer to hold?

      /Mikael

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    17. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by GNious · · Score: 1

      Microsoft isn't making any money from all those old copies of 2003, so what's stop them from "Programming Obsolescence" into their software?

      Most of my customers (Automotive Manufacturing) have rules all vendors MUST submit to that disallows any system or software to stop being operational (by design) - even if license-keys, certs et al expires.

      Now, whether MS has managed to work around this by throwing money at the GMs of this world, I cannot say. All I know is that if we pulled a stunt like this, we'd end up handing over the company to the first one that sues us.

    18. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by the_womble · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I like Gnumeric too.

      Abiword is a good lightweight word-processor, but not as feature rich as OpenOffice.

      What exactly is your problem with Latex? If the learning curve is too much, you use Lyx.

    19. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh... tell me about it.

      Maybe, just maybe, it's more user friendly to those who have never used a computer in the last 15-20 years, let alone Office, but I'm not sure why those five people deserve more attention than the rest of us.

      Those who have been using Office all this time have managed to become pretty proficient... up until the point where they completely changed everything about the user interface, for no good reason. I upgraded just over a month ago and I'm still wasting half my time thinking "Where the fuck did X go?", "What the fuck have they done with Y?".

      Really, what the hell was wrong with the old interface?

    20. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The ribbon is bad in many cases because displays have got wider more than they have got taller.

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    21. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      ...although I've never heard of anyone having trouble opening documents typed in vim...

      "Erm... why are all the £ signs showing like € in that text file you sent me?"

      "And why are all the quote marks messed up?"

      Presumably this is more annoying for localities with more than a couple of often-used non-ASCII characters.

    22. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by deniable · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, Office 2012 will have a vertical ribbon on one side of the screen.

    23. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't exactly class it as trouble, but as an Emacs user it does make me feel dirty...

    24. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free add-on for Word/Excel/PP 2007 that adds the Office 2003 "Classic" buttons to the left most ribbon tab:
      http://pschmid.net/office2007/ribboncustomizer/index.php

      It does more too but it's small, quick to install, and you get that "Oh my gosh I love you!" from your users.

    25. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      3 seconds for TeX/LaTeX? Really?

    26. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm a carpenter. And the particular hammer that is LaTeX is a wonderful, powerful hammer, that is too heavy to lift for many home workmen. That's not a "3 second job", and the constant recompilation to get viewable or printable output is a serious burden.

    27. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Gorath99 · · Score: 1

      ...to handle writing scientific reports on Linux, and AbiWord wasn't up to the job (Note to trolls: please don't bother with shill posts for TeX/LaTex. I'm sure it's very good, but I've got work to do.)

      Excuse me but would you also consider someone who tells a carpenter that a hammer is a much better tool for driving nails than a stapler a troll because you can't be bothered taking three seconds to figure out what end of the hammer to hold?

      LaTeX is usually the right tool for the job if that job happens to involve writing a lot of equations, but the learning curve makes grown men (MSc students) weep.

    28. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by mikael_j · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, my experience with LaTeX is that if you look at it as HTML with different keywords and keep some decent documentation nearby (there are several good PDF books available for free online) it is easier to use LaTeX if you want sane printable results than it is to use MS Word or another word processor (hell, the reason I started using LaTeX to begin with was because I got fed up with trying to force word processors to give me decent output).

      /Mikael

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    29. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually, my experience with LaTeX is that if you look at it as HTML with different keywords and keep some decent documentation nearby (there are several good PDF books available for free online) it is easier to use LaTeX if you want sane printable results than it is to use MS Word or another word processor

      This must be for some very strange value of "easier". Having to care what markup is generated by the editing tool is a gigantic step backwards.

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    30. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by mikael_j · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Only if the WYSIWYG tool is capable of doing things right without messing them up, which is the main problem with MS Word btw, the output just ends up being a bit wrong, still good enough that most people who are just printing out office memos don't care or notice but anyone who gives their document a second look (and isn't just looking for typos) will notice that it's not looking right compared to some "professional" documents they've seen in their lives.

      Also, if your number one issue is "I don't want to write markup, never never never!" then there's always LyX.

      /Mikael

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    31. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Depends what you want to do.

      Word processing, or DTP. It seems you want to do the second.

    32. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, it really depends. The Ribbon was a royal pain for the first 2-3 weeks, because I had to find commands that I used to know where they were. That was, indeed, annoying. Once I found those though, the ribbon made it a whole lot easier to find commands that I used less consistently, or that seemed to be obscured. Styles, mail merging, tracking changes,

      I remember having to deal with page numbering in Office 2003, and spent half an hour trying to figure out how to get it to do what I wanted it to do. I fired up Office 2007, and had the job done in about five minutes. While adding comments has been around since office 97, no one ever used it. I can't tell you how annoying group projects were when it came time to make the final version to hand in, because showing the rest of the group how to add comments was an exercise in futility. Now, I can tell them "Click 'New Comment' in the 'Review' Tab".

      I don't think the Ribbon is the perfect UI, nor do I think that it should become a universal interface (DirectDVD is a prime example of a software UI that doesn't need it), but I do think that in the case of Office, it did solve a bunch of problems that the original UI had. Options are available to help if you're having issues finding something specific.

      Sorry if I come off as an MS shill, I'm not on their payroll, nor am I a fanboi, nor am I trying to attack your personal preference, and I apologize if I came across as such.

    33. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by wvmarle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If YOU lose your own key, then that's your own fault. Forgetting to take your keys and closing the door behind you, that's simply your own silliness. And no news.

      Here it is a third-party vendor (Microsoft in this case) that basically changes the locks to your files. As if the developer of the apartment building where you live suddenly changes the locks of all the flats. Locking out everyone who locked their doors. Even if they did not lose their own keys.

      And that is bad. Very bad.

    34. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      This is a story about DRM, not formats. A story about the forgotten idea of key escrow idea and of DRM cert servers, not file formats.

      Was that idea generated by the department of redundancy department?

    35. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Rary · · Score: 0

      The ribbon is bad in many cases because displays have got wider more than they have got taller.

      Actually, the ribbon is an improvement over traditional menus for exactly that reason. You can hide the ribbon so that it only appears when needed. Using this functionality, what you have is basically the same as a traditional menu, except that it's more feature-rich and organized, and is much shorter and wider, taking advantage of the fact that screens have more width than height.

      Add to that the ability to pin your most used controls onto the quick access toolbar, and many of the other improvements over the old button bars, and you have a system that's much easier to use if you take the time to familiarize yourself with it.

      Unfortunately most people are just resistant to change.

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    36. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering I learned how to use Latex in a weekend in undergrad, and I am far from exceptional, I find this statement hilarious. Take into account that many academic journals only accept tex format, and I'm starting to wonder what kind of MSc students you know...

    37. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Doc+Ri · · Score: 1

      I have no problems editing UTF-8 encoded files with vim.

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    38. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by mattr · · Score: 1

      Yes I agree and am using OOo right now since I switched to a Mac and have not copied my PC over into VMware.

      But can you tell me why OOo (and even NeoOffice) are SLOW running on my spanking new MacBook Pro?

      I'm seriously considering buying the native MS Office. Not sure if that would be better than using the windows version I already have in VMware though.

    39. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by marcansoft · · Score: 4, Informative

      LyX is your friend. It's a wonderful WYSIWYM(ean) editor for LaTeX.

    40. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Mortaegus · · Score: 1

      Printers make a really bad example. The vendors sell printers at a loss, because they know you will have to buy ink for it, and the ink is where they hide their margin. Forcing the customer to buy a new printer would cost them money, as well as you, and so be in neither party's interest. Worse still, printers or brands that accumulate bad reputations will be avoided, and if the product isn't sold at all, how will the company make money. Add that to the fact that printer vendors have real competition with each other, unlike microsoft, and it works even less in their favor, since the customer has alternatives. What makes microsoft so bad is that there really isn't an alternative. They have usurped control of an entire section of the market and can force their customers to comply with unreasonable demands if they so choose, and their customers lack ANY alternative to such measures, aside from not participating, which isn't an option at all. Monopolies need to be destroyed, and microsoft is the worst example of such.

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    41. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by tekrat · · Score: 1

      We were "upgraded" to Outlook 2007, and were previously using 2003. Aside from Outlook 2007 running at half speed versus 2003, it is littered with enormous bugs.

      Here's a sample:
      BUG #1) OUTLOOK FAILS TO PASTE FROM PREVIEWED ATTACHMENT

      Steps to reproduce BUG:
      Step ONE: Make sure you have enabled ATTACHMENT PREVIEW in the Trust Center, under Attachment Handling.

      Step TWO: Open a message with a TEXT.TXT type attachment, which will allow you to open in the reading pane with a single click (not double click) of the attachment.

      Step THREE: Select some text in the attachment, copy and now reselect the message (single click) and then click into the SUBJECT field of the message "envelope", and paste.

      Step FOUR: Notice how nothing happens. The item *is* in your clipboard and you can paste anywhere else (another file for example), but not in the subject field. The Subject field allows cutting and pasting from other files and if you were to open the attachment by double-clicking (which would launch notepad), you'd have no problem. Only from the previewed attachment to the subject line is inconsistent, and no reason exists for such a limitation.

      BUG #2) CLOSING MESSAGE WITH ATTACHMENT OPEN RESULTS IN DIALOG BOX

      Steps to reproduce BUG:
      Step ONE: Open message with an attachment, then open the attachment

      Step TWO: Close message while keeping attachment open. (to free up some screen real-estate)

      Step THREE: Outlook will display dialog: "The attachments of message have changed, do you want to save changes?"

      But you have NOT changed the attachment AT ALL, you have merely opened it. Furthermore, you have not changed the message, so why should you save changes? Why should you even be prompted about this?

      BUG #3) MESSAGE CONTANING ANOTHER EMAIL AS AN ATTACHMENT WILL ONLY OPEN ONCE

      Steps to reproduce BUG:
      Step ONE: Create a new Email message

      Step TWO: Drag another email from your inbox into the new message to have the old message saved into the new message as an attachment.

      Step THREE: Double click on attachment to open it (as if checking to see if the right message was attached).

      Step FOUR: Close attachment, but leave "New" message open. Now double click again on the attachment. Outlook will display the following error message : "The operation failed"

      If you close the new message and re-open it, you will again be able to view the attachment, but only once, after that Outlook will "fail" with the above error. You're forced to reclose and re-open. Lots of wasted time with that one.

      There are plenty more, but I doubt Slashdot will let me post a document this long. BTW: Has anyone tried using the Search function in Outlook 2007 and gotten it to work (i.e., will it let you open anything that has been found?). Mine doesn't.

      Oh, and the hilarity trying to use drag and drop with attachments in emails. Oh, the pain.

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    42. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Yes I agree and am using OOo right now since I switched to a Mac and have not copied my PC over into VMware.

      But can you tell me why OOo (and even NeoOffice) are SLOW running on my spanking new MacBook Pro?

      I'm seriously considering buying the native MS Office. Not sure if that would be better than using the windows version I already have in VMware though.

      I'm sure this will get me a troll mod, but...: Java is a huge, bloated framework. Everything I run in Java is slow from applications like OpenOffice and Azureus to web applets like HP and Netgear's switch config garbage.

      The only thing slightly worse than Java is the .NET framework.

      I'm sure someone will point out that Java allow you to write an app and run it pretty much anywhere--but Python seems to do the same thing, and run faster. (.NET does the same thing where variables of 'anywhere' == 'Windows platforms')

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    43. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      It was more a comment on text formats and encoding issues rather than any single editor.

      I have no problems editing UTF-8 encoded files with emacs, but I regularly come across text files using more than one encoding.

    44. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

      But this is why professional writers don't use Word for "work"--it's fine for a memo or letter, but I've never met any half-competent writer who relies on Word for long (>200 page) documents.

      I'm a writer in my day job, and I've turned down jobs (of course, in a different economic climate :-> ) where they were trying to write books with Word.

      But that doesn't mean that I want to read tags or hand-edit page layout in a relatively obscure config file. There are a number of powerful, flexible WYSIWYG tools out there other than Word that allow me to write without getting caught up in the details of presentation.

      Not that I'm a LyX/LaTeX hater, but there are plenty of other non-Word options out there.

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    45. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by mcgrew · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Some people are too cheap to upgrade when the old copy still "works"

      There's some bias showing there, spendthrift. Why put quotes around "works"? If the copy you are using serves your needs, and there are no new features in the new version that would make things easier for you, why in the world would you spend the money and have to relearn the program you are used to and comfortable with with no added benefit?

      IMO that would be worse than a waste of money, and wasting money alone is stupid.

    46. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

      No, the ribbon is bad UI design. Like a lot of the cruft put out by Microsoft--designed for the perpetual novice with little or no thought given to how it works for those already familiar with the interface. Microsoft's UI group is badly broken because of their inability got get past this issue (hiding "advanced" options, "personalizing" menus, etc.)

      Fortunately, real "power users" of Word don't bother with menus, so as long as the keyboard shortcuts don't get changed (again) it's not that big of a deal. And people writing (anything of length) professionally don't use Word anyway.

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    47. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's still vendor lock in if there's no competing product that reads their open formats.

      Good thing, then, that Office 2007 SP2 both reads and writes ODF documents.

    48. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

      I have the Mac version of Office ($10 through MS's HUP program if your employer is a member) and it's a lot better than OOo.

      I wanted to like OOo on the Mac--I would've been only too happy to ditch that last little bit of dependency on Microsoft. I installed it first, and tried it out for a couple of months. But I'm not an Open Source ideologue/zealot so actually being able to accomplish things is of primary importance to me and I just couldn't handle OOo's slow speed and other assorted issues.

      It's kind of sad, but Office on the Mac is one of Microsoft's better offerings.

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    49. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The ribbon is bad in many cases because displays have got wider more than they have got taller.

      The ribbon is a net improvement for most users (who never bothered to fiddle with toolbar customization dialog) in terms of vertical space, because it's smaller than main menu + default set of toolbars in Office 2003.

    50. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

      Maybe not, but it would surely make me think twice about whether I wanted to use this "feature" in the future. I agree that it's probably not some nefarious scheme, but losing access to important documents because of a mistake on Microsoft's part would be a big red flag for most organizations.

      And it hurts one important anti-cloud argument that I've been expecting "traditional" software vendors to make--that when docs are in the cloud access is at the whim of the vendor/connectivity, whereas when they're local, as long as you have electricity you have access. So much for that.

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    51. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      It's still vendor lock in if there's no competing product that reads their open formats. I'm also too busy/retarded/cheap to create my own.

      Any program capable of reading an Office format in an 100% compatible manner, by definition, needs to include all of the features (those stored in the file) of the Office application. Now for a word processor, this isn't *that* big a deal, since it can include many advancements over the competition that aren't visible in the file format-- a better spell checker, for example.

      But take Excel. The vast majority of Excel features need to be included in the file format. Meaning, that any third party app that can read Excel files completely need to implement 100% of Excel's features-- there are two implications here:
      1) That's really, really hard. OpenOffice isn't even close, and they're probably the closest of all third-parties.
      2) You've created a world where the only differentiator between different spreadsheet products is usability, and Microsoft is certainly better at that then it's competition.

      Is an open format still what you want?

    52. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure what science you mean, but 99% of math is written in LaTeX (full disclosure: I am a mathematician). I know many other sciences do not commonly use LaTeX, but don't say that all scientific writing is non-latex. Good luck trying to submit a math paper to a journal without latex.

      I have written two textbooks (161 and 252 pages) a dissertation and 10 research papers, with LaTeX. I can't imagine writing it in anything else, I'd probably go mad if I didn't have LaTeX handling almost everything automatically for me. I know you can handle lots of things automatically in Word. But the learning curve is just as steep to learn how to do that in Word as it is to learn to use LaTeX.

      Oh, and try typing formulas in Word! The pain is beyond belief. Though apparently Word now accepts a little bit of latex like syntax I have noticed when playing around with my dad's computer. Still, nowhere near as easy as just writing in latex directly.

    53. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by danomac · · Score: 1

      I am the IT Administrator where I work. We have staff here of all types, computer-savvy ones to the completely clueless ones. We generally have more of the latter.

      We did a trial using 2007. I determined that the cost of retraining the clueless staff was far higher than any perceived benefit the software might have. We purchase 2007 licenses and use our downgrade rights to install 2003 and make sure the compatibility pack is installed on all workstations.

      Office 2007 for our agency is not even on the radar due to it's ribbon system. If we could turn it off or have a "classic" mode we might consider the move. We've not had any issues with the compatibility pack, even with Excel 2007 sheets with complex macros and formulas.

      If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    54. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately most people are just resistant to change.

      Course maneuvers. I've survived as a programmer for forty years. If I were resistant to change I'd have quit thirty-nine years ago. I've also seen rather a lot of very good, and very bad UI design since the introduction of the command line and have adapted to all of it.

      The Office Ribbon UI is a tremendously bad concept, because it intrudes on the process of using the application in a negative way. Every little smooth, automatic, dynamic expansion and compression of menu items contrasts with the items you have already scanned and mentally noted, and costs you a re-think as to the arrangement of items.

      Familiarity is definitely the issue here, because you are forced to read and interpret transitions that previously were static enough to select by reflex. No amount of familiarisation can compensate for a UI designed (deliberately or otherwise) to avoid your becoming familiar with object placement.

      The Windows XP interface and associated Office products had a decent UI design. The current Ribbon UI is simply crap by comparison.

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    55. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by andreyvul · · Score: 1

      I'm a Gentoo Linux user.
      I enjoy constant recompilation, you insensitive clod!

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    56. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Rary · · Score: 1

      Maybe you have more experience with the ribbon than I do, and you've encountered annoyances that I haven't, but what you describe doesn't match my admittedly limited experience with the ribbon.

      You describe the same things that annoy me about some interfaces. In particular, things that move around on their own, such as those ungodly "personalized" menus that were introduced with XP (I think). I find controls by pattern more than by actually reading and thinking. If what I'm looking for has moved from its previous position, I get pissed off.

      However, the ribbon is pretty static in my experience, which is limited to using Word 2007. It's also highly keyboard navigable, which is crucial for me. So I just don't get your criticism that "you are forced to read and interpret transitions that previously were static enough to select by reflex", because I, too, would hate the ribbon if that were the case. But it just isn't in my experience.

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    57. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      The ribbon might be good for people who use office all the time, and it is worth spending some time learning it. But for people who only need to use office every now and again, it is a huge pain to relearn simple menus.

    58. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > because it's smaller than main menu + default set of toolbars in Office 2003.

      You're right. I guess I'm wrong about the ribbon being worse :).

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    59. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Senior+Freshman · · Score: 1

      And people writing (anything of length) professionally don't use Word anyway.

      What would people writing anything of length use? I'm writing a novel, and using Word 2010--and I like the ribbon, so I'm curious about your comment.

    60. Re:Screw Up Or Forced Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree. The Ribbon was a tremendous step backwards in user friendliness, all in the name of eye candy. It sucks.

      Welcome to Redmond, the temperature is 7600.16385.090713-1255 degrees and the forecast is for a scorcher.

  3. Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    God I hate microsoft. I really do.

    1. Re:Unbelievable by jamesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry AC - that's what you get when you have free will

      - God

    2. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you have the power to avoid proprietary software like Apple and Microsoft make!

    3. Re:Unbelievable by jamesh · · Score: 1

      But not the power to stop them making it.

    4. Re:Unbelievable by carnicer · · Score: 1

      why? it's these people who decide to put their work and information on a product to which they have no control. it's not microsoft to blame, it's the customers and (unforced) users.

    5. Re:Unbelievable by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Impostor.

      I know my boss, you're not HIM/HER ... errrr... Noodly.

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    6. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then takest thee thou Holy Handgrenade of Open Source and lob it at Redmond, and thine enemy, being naughty in my site shall certainly snuff it. Amen.

  4. Locks OUT!? by AndGodSed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was about to type out a long post extolling the virtues of... erm... something... and then I blinked back to my screen and realised I had just envisaged what a mistake like this from an upstream supplier (in this case Microsoft) would have on my work day.

    I am in IT and I would have had hundreds of phonecalls for this by now, and it is only 09:24... sheesh to apply a hotfix like this to all my clients...

    woops there I went again imagining what this would mean for my workday... I can't actually say that any of our clients use the RMS service on their office documents.

    Wowee, dodged a bullet there.

    Good luck to all the IT grunts out there in the trenches trying to get this fixed right now...

    1. Re:Locks OUT!? by msclrhd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's worse is when Microsoft does not exist anymore at some point in the future. Eventually, the certificates will expire again; then -- without Microsoft to renew them anymore -- you're screwed.

      Want to access your important, digitally protected documents? Sorry.

    2. Re:Locks OUT!? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck enables the "copy protection" feature in every-day office work? Most normal users don't even know it's an option.

    3. Re:Locks OUT!? by AndGodSed · · Score: 1

      I don't know either, but whoever did is very upset right now, and I bet so is their IT support.

    4. Re:Locks OUT!? by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's what happens when you hand the keys to your kingdom over to someone whose best interests don't align with your own.

    5. Re:Locks OUT!? by Imrik · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry about it, even after the certificates expire, you have Microsoft's guarantee that no one will be able to access your secure data.

    6. Re:Locks OUT!? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who the fuck enables the "copy protection" feature in every-day office work?

      The government?

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    7. Re:Locks OUT!? by jimicus · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's what happens when you hand the keys to your kingdom over to someone whose best interests don't align with your own.

      Saying you should avoid that is all very well but it's practically impossible in any business.

      Want to take out a loan? The moment the bank thinks you may be in trouble they can and will send you a rude letter saying "Repay the whole lot. Now."

      Want someone to do your accounts? Paying an outside company will be a sight cheaper than paying a wage to someone who you only need for a few weeks of the year, but the accounts they prepare will be full of disclaimers to the effect of "We have prepared these using information supplied by our client...." and it's you the tax man will come after if he smells a rat. Too bad if the office junior did your accounts and the senior person who signed them off was in a hurry to get home that day - they'll never admit it in a million years.

      Want an email, calendaring and contacts platform? Free clue: The F/OSS exchange alternatives are generally just as complicated as Exchange itself, with the added bonus that finding someone who knows them can be a hell of a lot harder.

    8. Re:Locks OUT!? by deniable · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh hell no. It'd make tracking leaks too easy.

    9. Re:Locks OUT!? by Nerdfest · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's worse is when Microsoft does not exist anymore at some point in the future

      Not a huge worry. Everyone will be off enjoying the parties anyway.

    10. Re:Locks OUT!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's worse is when F/OSS developers die at some point in the future. Eventually, the will not work with newer operating systems; then -- without F/OSS developers to fix them anymore -- you're screwed.

      FTFY.

      If I wanted the latest version of Open Office to work on our mission critical Redhat 7.1 PCs which we cant upgrade for reasons beyond our control in the year 2059, all I have to do is hire about 20 devs and 5-6 testers and pay them a salary. $70,000 per year (or w/e with inflation)? Just a drop in the bucket !! Glad we didn't use that expensive proprietary shit !!! LOLZZZ !!!

    11. Re:Locks OUT!? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      If I wanted the latest version of Open Office to work on our mission critical Redhat 7.1 PCs which we cant upgrade for reasons beyond our control in the year 2059, all I have to do is hire about 20 devs and 5-6 testers and pay them a salary. $70,000 per year (or w/e with inflation)? Just a drop in the bucket !! Glad we didn't use that expensive proprietary shit !!! LOLZZZ !!!

      Nice trolling, but Open Office 3.1 (the latest) will work fine on Redhat 7.1. Go ahead and install away.

      Next strawman, please!

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    12. Re:Locks OUT!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It helps when you read before vomiting your brains contents out. Will it work in the year 2059?

    13. Re:Locks OUT!? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      yes since the current projects programmers grand children will ensure it

      (note to the ladies: save the world bear a geekchild)

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    14. Re:Locks OUT!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Want to take out a loan? The moment the bank thinks you may be in trouble they can and will send you a rude letter saying "Repay the whole lot. Now."

      Don't know about the US but in the UK you'd just say "no, I'll continue paying as per our present arrangement". If they wanted to, they could take you to court. You tell the judge you can't afford to repay the mortgage, and the court will order you to pay an amount you can afford. You volunteer to pay what you were already paying and the judge will almost certainly consider that reasonable and make an order to that effect. Or possibly dismiss the case (as you are already paying that amount) without making an order and tell the company's lawer not to waste the court's time. So in practice, the company won't even try this in the first place.
      Note this is regardless of any 'foreclosure' clause - which would as per above probably be invalid in this case under Uk consumer law.

      If you're talking about a case where you actually don't make one or more payments, then that's different. But you did say "the bank thinks you may be in trouble".

      Note I'm not an expert in this area, but I do live in the UK and I have seen lots of reports relating to house repossesion and I've never seen a simple case of 'we are forceclosing now despite you making full payments' succeed (unless there are other factors like use of house as crack den, disputed complex multi-loan structures, occupier part-demolishing house etc.)

    15. Re:Locks OUT!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point wasn't specific to Open Office.

      Just that as proprietary software companies can go out of business, F/OSS projects can "go out of development" too. The supply of developers being scarce and the number of open source projects growing exponentially creates a situation where a project thats important to you may go out of active development, leaving you no recourse other than to hire expensive programming talent. Yes, at least there *is* an option v.s. no option (in the proprietary case), its still an expensive one.

    16. Re:Locks OUT!? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      The F/OSS exchange alternatives are generally just as complicated as Exchange itself, with the added bonus that finding someone who knows them can be a hell of a lot harder

      But when you do find one, you can hand them the keys to the door and say "go fix it". With proprietary products, it's a bit more of a quest to read that file, isn't it?

      Pay no attention to that sign that says "Nuclear Furnace". It's from back when there was a nuclear furnace in that spot, left by the previous company. Really, it's full of cake. Open the door and get the cake.

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    17. Re:Locks OUT!? by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      That's why we came up with NIH syndrome ;-)

    18. Re:Locks OUT!? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Want to take out a loan? The moment the bank thinks you may be in trouble they can and will send you a rude letter saying "Repay the whole lot. Now."

      The bank will not do that because if you declare bankruptcy they'll get pennies on the dollar. They want you to succeed so you can pay them back in full.

      All of the risks you mention are things that you can mitigate in some way. The accountant doesn't want to be sued or have his reputation ruined. It's in his best interest to make sure your tax return is correct.

      MS, on the other hand prefers that you "upgrade" and so their interests are in letting the cert lapse.

  5. Design Choices by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    Why wouldn't Microsoft allow the end user to setup and manage their own certificates upon installation?

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    1. Re:Design Choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you can allow other word installs to open the file, so it has to be external (or at least available to the 'public'), well beyond the target audience...

    2. Re:Design Choices by deniable · · Score: 1

      Because people could then use self-signed certs and we know those are only used for evil.

  6. amazing... by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Putting that amount of trust in a third party that has the power to lock you out of your own files... It boggles the mind as to why that is acceptable in anything of importance.

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    1. Re:amazing... by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      This is Copy-Protection becoming self aware.

      Apparently the software realized that YOU still have the ability to copy your data.

    2. Re:amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simplest explanation is that ODF is not only a well-documented and well-understood standard, but also widely implemented by various other office packages (KOffice etc.).

    3. Re:amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Millions of people appear to find it acceptable when it comes to e-mail through Google, Microsoft, Yahoo, etc..

    4. Re:amazing... by Sparx139 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Technically, yes. I could not be bothered trawling through the source code of OOo to look for malicious code (and frankly, I doubt I'd understand most of the code anyway), so I am placing my trust in the dev team. But I know that it's less likely to happen, because it wasn't developed by a single company, but by many people. That, and if this happened, a fix would appear quickly (a lot more quickly than if it was a M$ product)

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    5. Re:amazing... by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Simple cost/benefit analysis: if it gives you a competitive advantage, it may be worth it, even though you may have to pay for it down the road. The value of documents to businesses decreases as time passes: they are interested in making money, not in retaining archives.

      That said, I'm not entirely sure using Office 2003 gives you such a competitive advantage over other products. But that is not my decision.

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    6. Re:amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Having the source out there before the fact didn't help in that case, so why would it help in this case?

      So having a binary package uploaded by a third party, not compiled by trusted developers proves that source doesn't help? Perhaps if it was a compiled app, with source available, pushed by a trusted source rather then a website that allows anyone to upload anything you would have a point...

    7. Re:amazing... by MrMista_B · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And yet people use such things as gmail, hotmail, facebook, and etc.

    8. Re:amazing... by AndGodSed · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are referencing a SCRIPT that was MEANT TO DO HARM.

      There is a difference. The "malware" was really a simple script that asked for root before it got installed and used pre-installed programs that are available in the Ubuntu install to ping a server and download a file from another to do... something nefarious.

      The easiest fix in the case of that script would be to force wget to launch with a tty attached instead of being launched in the background. Presto you have plugged a hole that this script exploited right there.

      Security holes will be found continuously, by both sides of the fight - it is just up to who finds them first that dictates which way that scenario goes. Now if you compare the proprietary vs the open source software vendor's security track records you will note that the OSS guys are doing rather better than the proprietary guys.

      Why? In OSS the source is available for those who protect AS WELL AS those who exploit, yet the exploits are less, and are patched quicker. In proprietary land the source is available ONLY to the vendors - yet exploits abound.

      Another point is that you are comparing a targeted attack on a discovered weakness to a possible software bug that migh cause problems in the future.

      Also, you forget that in the case we are discussing the fix HAS to come from Microsoft - they responded admirably quickly with a hotfix btw - but in the case of OpenOffice (for instance) you would be able to implement fixes from a larger number of vendors, or their partners or well meaning codesmiths all over the world.

      The odds just favour OSS in this scenario to perform better, and to be fixed quicker if something breaks.

    9. Re:amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having the source out there before the fact didn't help in that case [omgubuntu.co.uk]

      Except it did help because the malware was found since it was a shell script. Also it's a lesson not to install stuff which is untrusted.

    10. Re:amazing... by selven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I had my way, documents would be done using plain text and markup languages. Everything is simple and separate, so you don't have many security issues that way.

    11. Re:amazing... by icebraining · · Score: 1

      That package wasn't in the official repo, so it wasn't tested. I trust OOo from the official repos, 'cause I know it has been tested before getting to "stable" version.

      I don't trust packages from random websites, and I would never have installed it.

    12. Re:amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riiight. Because there wouldn't be any security that way.

    13. Re:amazing... by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Sort of like the web you mean? Cause we all know there's no security vulnerabilities there...

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    14. Re:amazing... by selven · · Score: 1

      That's flash and javascript. I'm pretty sure there are no vulnerabilities in bold and underline.

  7. Any workarounds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS Office has a rights management service??? Everywhere I've ever been has relied on NTFS/SMB permissions on a network or encryption to protect their documents. Has anyone ever used this feature? Can Open Office rescue these files? If it's all about an expired cert, does turning back the system date allow you to open the file and re-save it unprotected? I'm a big fan of silly system date cracks/rescues. :-)

    1. Re:Any workarounds? by DavidRawling · · Score: 2, Informative

      RMS is for controlling the documents once they are outside the organisation. They're encrypted, and you can't get the key unless the RMS server lets you have it. And only Office can decrypt, and the RMS allows the author to block the ability to do things like edit, print or forward the document to someone else.

      Some customers like the idea. When we implement it, rule #1 is "You no longer have sole control of the document". IIRC, there are ways to set RMS up so that internal people always have access - it'd be strange if that was what was broken.

    2. Re:Any workarounds? by deniable · · Score: 3, Funny

      It sounds like RMS is a good tool for pushing free software.

    3. Re:Any workarounds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RMS is for controlling the documents once they are outside the organisation.

      What is RMS doing controlling people's documents? I thought he wanted information to be free.

    4. Re:Any workarounds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It sounds like RMS is a good tool for pushing free software.

      Yes, yes he is.

    5. Re:Any workarounds? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      How so? This is a feature that some corporates actively want - a way of encrypting documents so that employees (that are granted access to them) see little or no difference (and certainly don't have to learn how to use PGP or similar) but that still blocks any and all unauthorised outsiders from accessing them.

      Unless of course you were going for the obvious joke, in which case sorry to bother you, as you were.

    6. Re:Any workarounds? by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      Mod parent funny.

  8. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just something they over looked. They're not forcing anyone to upgrade and they've even fixed the problem.

    Microsoft IS a software development company. They make money on your purchasing their new offerings and eventually they quit supporting the old crap. It's 2009, 2003 was 6 years ago. What do you expect them to do?

    1. Re:Or... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      Microsoft IS a software development company.

      Exactly.

      And I'm so glad I backed up all of my documents to my Sidekick before this happened.

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    2. Re:Or... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Considering the cost of most Office 2003 variants, I expect them to keep supporting it, or at the very least not have elements which can so easily lock customers out of their data.

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  9. what does RMS stand for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else find it funny that they call it Microsoft RMS (rights management system)?

    1. Re:what does RMS stand for? by Nabeel_co · · Score: 1

      More like Rights Mismanagement System.

    2. Re:what does RMS stand for? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      More like Microsoft RMS.

    3. Re:what does RMS stand for? by deniable · · Score: 1

      Already used this line, but "RMS is a good tool to push free software."

    4. Re:what does RMS stand for? by Renegrade · · Score: 1

      No, it's correct in it's original form. It's managing Microsoft's rights to raep the customer base. Exactly like Digital Rights Management. It's like saying "rightsizing", to an extent, as well.

      People just don't seem to get the context at all. Try to view it from the corporation's side.

      Note that this is in no way unique to Microsoft, just about every large corporation will try to rights manage you, sooner or later. If it's big, and IT, you better have your personal lube ready, because they sure as hell didn't bring any.

      Russian Reversal "rights manage YOU !!"-type joke not included.

  10. So if you had no web, you'd be hosed? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    If you have Office 2003 and no web access, are you hosed?

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    1. Re:So if you had no web, you'd be hosed? by El+Capitaine · · Score: 4, Informative

      The cases where the user would be "hosed" are few to none.

      This bug only applies to documents protected with Rights Management Services, which is part of Active Directory and the Windows Server operating system.

      Therefore, the only way you would have an issue is if you were on a network that used RMS but had no internet connection, in which case you'd have your IT guy download a fix from some other internet-connected machine and deploy it to the systems with the bug.

      This will not affect people who are simply running their own copies of Office 2003 without RMS or Active Directory or any other fancy add-ons.

    2. Re:So if you had no web, you'd be hosed? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can use this feature without internet access to start with.

    3. Re:So if you had no web, you'd be hosed? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Hey! I'm on such a network and I'm hosed, you insensitive clod!

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  11. I can haz? by Nabeel_co · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, it's gone from I can haz cheezeburger to I can haz stdio to I can haz accez to meh filez or I can haz certificate ?

    Really this would be solved by one simple request:

    I can haz openoffice?

    It's late, I blame the time...

    1. Re:I can haz? by daveime · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So the source of OpenOffice is written in LOLCode ?

      Wouldn't surprise me, geek jokes are rarely *that* funny outside the basement clique.

    2. Re:I can haz? by Nabeel_co · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'mma let you finnish, but C++ is the best programming language of all time.

  12. I do believe by symbolset · · Score: 1, Redundant

    that I warned Y'all about this long ago.

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  13. Unexpected error? by SpacePunk · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article...
    "Office 2003 users receive the error, "Unexpected error occurred. Please try again later or contact your system administrator,""

    WTF? Is there anyone out there that can point me to an expected error? Can these wannabe programmer motherfuckers ever pass on real information on an error to the end user? Their error messages might as well say, "Our program fucked up, we're dipshits, we don't know what the fuck is going on. In fact, we couldn't have put together a crappier piece of software if we were drunk, or high."

    1. Re:Unexpected error? by jpmorgan · · Score: 5, Funny

      You would prefer 'Expected error occurred. We could have handled with this transparently, but we'd rather pop up an annoying dialog box?'

    2. Re:Unexpected error? by Sparx139 · · Score: 1

      In fact, we couldn't have put together a crappier piece of software if we were drunk, or high."

      Or maybe they weren't drunk enough

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      Our culture doesn't get smarter, it just finds new ways of being retarded.
    3. Re:Unexpected error? by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Their error messages might as well say, "Our program fucked up, we're dipshits, we don't know what the fuck is going on. In fact, we couldn't have put together a crappier piece of software if we were drunk, or high."

      It would be funnier to get messages like: "Our program fucked up. -- Error code: ss324. Help me. I've been in a cage for the last two years. They feed me the corpses of the programmers who didn't make it through the big flood. I don't want to die. Please help! ... HH/991.DDF. For more information, contact your system administrator."

    4. Re:Unexpected error? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is there anyone out there that can point me to an expected error?

      What's worse is that insulting little click-box that sits there jeering at you saying [OK]

      ...when as we all know, the correct response is "No, it's NOT fucking OK, you dipshit."

    5. Re:Unexpected error? by Nabeel_co · · Score: 1

      You, just, made, my, day.

      Thank you!

    6. Re:Unexpected error? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd prefer it to say "The document you are trying to access has been secured by Microsoft Rights Management Service, but the signing certificate has expired. Please see your Administrator regarding updating or renewing your certificate."

      Still, I suppose no MS coder had ever considered that a time limited certificate would ever expire.

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    7. Re:Unexpected error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a 1337 hax0r u shud nou *cough* that you can only create specific messages for accounted exceptions you catch. Those not "expected" due to bugs, noise, crashes etc. simply fall under generic 'Unexpected error..' message. I know only the elite can expect the unexpected but hey, give us simple folks a break.

    8. Re:Unexpected error? by AlgorithMan · · Score: 4, Interesting
      this is simple. Error handling basically works like this

      try {
      command1
      command2
      command3
      }
      catch(DiskFullError E) {
      messagebox("not enough free disk space\n"+E.ExtendedInformations()); // this is an expected error
      }
      catch(NoWritePermissionError E) {
      messagebox("you don\'t have write permission in that directory\n"+E.ExtendedInformations()); // this is an expected error
      }
      catch(DirDoesntExistError E) {
      messagebox("the directory you chose doesn\'t exist\n"+E.ExtendedInfo()); // this is an expected error
      }
      catch(...) {
      messagebox("an unexpected error occured"); // this is where the unexpected errors are handled
      }

      you try to do some stuff and if something goes bad, the codes throw an exception, which can be caught by the error-handlers. and if there is no error handler for the error, then this is an unexpected error. this would crash the program, unless you do catch(...), which can also catch unknown exception types
      well, in redmond it goes more like this (see MSDN)

      if(!command1) {
      switch(ERRNO) {
      case 1: messagebox("Error code 1, contact your vendor"); break;
      case 2: messagebox("Error code 2"); break;
      default: messagebox("unexpected error");
      }
      }else {
      if(!command2) {
      switch(ERRNO) {
      case 2: messagebox("Error code 2"); break;
      case 3: messagebox("Error code 3, press F1 to see some useless hexadecimal bytes"); break;
      default: messagebox("unexpected error");
      }
      } else {
      if(!command3) {
      switch(ERRNO){
      case 1: messagebox("Error code 1, contact your vendor"); break;
      case 4: messagebox("Error code 4, why don\'t you switch to linux?"); break;
      default: messagebox("unexpected error");
      }
      } else {
      // wohoo, nothing went bad!
      }
      }
      }

      if something goes bad, a global variable (ERRNO) is set to some error code and the functions return false. the default case takes all the values of ERRNO, that are not handled explicitly Yes, this is prehistoric and non-thread-safe error handling, but what do you expect from the masters of disaster?

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    9. Re:Unexpected error? by jimicus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Every error message that Microsoft has ever written is like this.

      Sometimes they think to include a way of getting the full error in proper technical language across - maybe by writing to the event log or having a "click for technical details" option but more often than not they don't. As a Unix admin, it's immensely frustrating dealing with software which goes so far out of its way to be opaque.

    10. Re:Unexpected error? by dargaud · · Score: 4, Informative

      I blame this kind of error messages on programmers who use exceptions. Instead of doing error checking within the routine that has the problem and crafting an error message in there, you just throw an exception, hoping for the caller to take care of it. If the caller doesn't then the exception keeps floating up until nobody has a clue to what the condition was, hence "unexpected error". I hate exceptions.

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    11. Re:Unexpected error? by Karellen · · Score: 1

      errno is completely thread-safe on all modern platforms. errno is allowed to be a macro, and often looks like

      #define errno (*get_pointer_to_per_thread_errno())

      i.e. there's a function which returns a pointer to a static, but per-thread thread-local, errno variable. The errno macro dereferences this pointer, so that reading from and assigning to "errno" still works as expected, but is a completely thread-safe manner.

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    12. Re:Unexpected error? by deniable · · Score: 1

      Wait till you get a phone call asking you what to do with that box, for the third time, today, from the same person.

    13. Re:Unexpected error? by dbIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      The funny thing is I can read in stuff from the 1980s that doesn't even use ASCII and these clowns can't even keep files readable for six years.
      Proudly brought to you by the guys that stranded a ship with a divide by zero error and halted devices for a day because they forgot about leap years. They are only ready for the "Enterprise" is you have a few spare redshirts to lose.

    14. Re:Unexpected error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I love these kind of messages. Everybody keeps calling me, it says here you know what is going on. WTF? I don't have a clue what you've done, just because I am the system administrator I am not telepathic or having some kind of better error messages mailed to me...
      Even better, you are installing something and the dialog pops up: "Contact your system administrator". I am the fucking administrator if I wasn't I wouldn't be logged in as 'administrator'...you haven't told me what the problem is...

    15. Re:Unexpected error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because programmers ignoring exception handling are likely to write better error checking code without them.

    16. Re:Unexpected error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's how I handle it. Every "important" function (this is in C++) has the following preamble:

      void interestingFunction()
      {
            StatusFrame s("Important"); ...
            if (something) {
                  s.set("doing something else"); ...
            }
      }

      The StatusFrame constructor is very lightweight, as it copies a word to an array and increments a pointer.
      The set method does a similar thing.
      When an exception is thrown, my exception class first takes a snapshot of the status frame stack. Then,
      when the exception is handled, it has a nice toString() method that tells more-or-less exactly what
      happened and where. Fast, easy, doesn't let anyone wet and hanging out to dry. So where's the problem?

    17. Re:Unexpected error? by driddint · · Score: 1

      Nobody reads the error messages. Repeat, nobody. They just click Yes or Ok, then report "it doesn't work". Amazingly, a high proportion of programmers also do the same.

    18. Re:Unexpected error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Masters of disaster? ERRNO isn't a Microsoft invention. It is a part of ANSI/ISO standard C, and this global variable behavior that you describe is a requirement of POSIX. Win32 doesn't behave in that manner at all. In Win32, an API will return a value where 0 indicates success and any other value is the error number, or the API will use another mechanism to indicate success and then the code will have to call GetLastError() to obtain the error number. GetLastError() tracks the error on a per-thread basis.

      Or course MS does use try/catch for every language that actually supports it, but c lacks try/catch so a language agnostic API such as Win32 cannot rely on it.

    19. Re:Unexpected error? by Rufty · · Score: 1
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    20. Re:Unexpected error? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Their error messages might as well say, "Our program fucked up, we're dipshits, we don't know what the fuck is going on. In fact, we couldn't have put together a crappier piece of software if we were drunk, or high."

      Yeah, but then how would it be an unexpected error?

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    21. Re:Unexpected error? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hate exceptions.

      Are there no circumstance in which their use would be acceptable? ;)

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    22. Re:Unexpected error? by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you are describing isn't a problem with the exception system, as you are free to craft your exception-handling system so that it informs you exactly where the exception was thrown. If you want to blame someone then blame those who failed to learn how to use them.

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    23. Re:Unexpected error? by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Code reuse is the more likely problem. The biggest problem is that each component has to assume there is no UI. It could be in a GUI, or commandline, or silent mode, or a service, or whatever else, so it doesn't pop up an error message - it just returns a value.

      You tell your handy security library to use the internet library to connect to the microsoft server thingie, and the internet library doesn't have any reason to know about certificates. The security library assumes the certificate will always be valid (or the network will take care of that), so it doesn't have a "bad certificate" return value. Then the app doesn't check the return values (only success/fail), or it's not in the list of things to check.

      Detailing your actions makes it easier to disassemble and comprehend, so lots of proprietary coders don't do that. Bubbling up an exception could have a detailed description of why something failed, but proprietary coders don't want end users to see the gory details of what their code is doing. "Confusing error messages" is one of those things Windows users hate, so they generally either detail what you might do to fix it or, if it's too detailed or on a server instead, just skip that part.

      It's nothing the user can do anything about, so why bother reporting it? Plus you need to make translations and test cases to ensure your message pops up in all languages when the cert is expired... more work when you could just ship it, and list a known risk that the server team has to keep the cert up to date.

      I know, tldr. Black box programming combined with allowing ignorant users peace of mind will result in this type scenario every time. I always chuckle when I see "Table or view does not exist" errors in Oracle SQL when I can see the table in the list of ALL_USER_TABLES or similar. I don't have access to it, and revealing that it exists but I'm, not allowed to read from it might be a security violation the same way "bad username" vs "bad password" gives brute-force people more information to work with so you say "bad username/password combination" and now they don't know if the user exists. Maybe they thought of that, or maybe they tried to select, got 'denied' return code, and translated that into one they do have a text string for.

      So many possibilities, of which yours is the least likely. Exceptions can be done well, there just aren't enough good examples out there so it takes a serious debugging headache before someone looks at a better way of doing it. Then Management says the errors are too wordy and you're back to "Unexpected error" meaning everything from "Network down" to "I crapped my pants".

    24. Re:Unexpected error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a programmer. Every time I have ever tried to make a nice helpful error message that expected a particular problem and advised how to handle it, I have been burned. For example, if I got back a credit card expired error, I told the user the credit card was expired. Unfortunately, it turns out sometimes banks are happy to give back credit card expired errors when the problem isn't that the card has expired, and don't give back card expired errors when the problem is that the card has expired, and I ended up with confused users doing the wrong thing based on the feedback I gave them. They ended up doing the right thing more often when I gave back a generic error message that told them to try again *once* then give up and get a new form of payment.
      The problem with giving useful error messages is that it's somewhere between hard and impossible to test and verify that you have the situation covered properly. Even something as simple as "I got back card expired, tell the user card is expired" isn't reliable.

    25. Re:Unexpected error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Enterprise Buyer web frontend to SAP has just told me that my backend is blocked and I should inform an admin.

      It was funny the first time.

      Now he just gives me that look.

    26. Re:Unexpected error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm. By the sound of it, you hate badly written exceptions. Exception handling is a good way to keep code nice and clean, particularly if you are doing object oriented coding. It is really tempting for someone who has no idea of what they are doing to use a generic "catch" instead of properly handling the exception. This sounds like what Microsoft is doing, which should come as no surprise.

      I've never yet seen a programming text book that talked about exceptions that did not make it clear that using a single catch-all statement was bad.

      If you really want the piece of code that throws the exception to handle it then you have to pass a lot of stuff to every function that can generate an exceptional state. Stuff that it really shouldn't be having to deal with. This is uncool, not clean, cumbersome, requires extra code and is generally a PITA.

      Allowing an exception to be thrown so that the higher level code that knows the overall context and can determine if the exception can be handled transparently (pass over a parsing error) or show the user a dialog (which also requires GUI context) is much better than trying to shove all that information and intelligence down into every object or function call.

      Decent exception handling also uses a class that allows handling to be transparently handled based on execution context (e.g., commandline vs gui) without having to write innumerable cases throughout the code.

    27. Re:Unexpected error? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the expiring certs, it is trusting someone else with the keys to your documents. If you lock your docs, you should have the key to open them.

      The problem isn't with MS, it is with people who trust MS to keep the keys safe ... and available.

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    28. Re:Unexpected error? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Microsoft isn't even close to the worst offender here. I once for an error from Lotus Notes that read:

      "An error has occurred while processing a request on an object."

      Found a handy screenshot at an appropriate domain name: http://lotusnotessucks.4t.com/img/lnEx80_ErrorProcessReqObj.gif

      This dialog brings up so many questions. Like, "what error?" and "what request?" and "what object?"

      It also helps that Lotus Notes never seems to define what an object *is* in practical terms. I'm sure they're referring to the objects in their OOP code, but it's not like the end user knows what those are, or for that matter, should ever seen the term "object" in the UI.

    29. Re:Unexpected error? by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

      returns a pointer to a static, but per-thread thread-local, errno variable

      oh my god! this information just opened my eyes! seriously! I was wrong all the time about the "crappy" socket interface, I can't believe it! everything makes sense now! thank you!

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    30. Re:Unexpected error? by cecom · · Score: 1

      You seem to hate unchecked exceptions.Checked exceptions force you to think about handling or propagating.

    31. Re:Unexpected error? by Karellen · · Score: 1

      Huh? What socket interface? Where did that come from? WTF are you ranting about now?

      I was simply trying to point out that you were mistaken in your belief that "errno" was not thread safe. It is. That's it. If you want to argue that point, sure, go for your life.

      If you're trying to make the point that MS's error messages are crap, well, I'm with you there. I never attempted to claim otherwise.

      If you want to head off on a tangent that the BSD C API for sockets, later adopted by POSIX and Win32, is crap, well, I'll probably contest that one, but 1) it would be nice if you stuck to one topic at a time in a thread instead of just bringing random crap up without any precedent at all, and 2) be prepared to suggest a better alternative.

      *shrug*

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    32. Re:Unexpected error? by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

      you misunderstood me. I didn't mean that ironic, I'm serious, You taught me something I didn't know and I thanked you for that.

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    33. Re:Unexpected error? by Karellen · · Score: 1

      Oh, sorry. Force of habit. I'm so used to "apologies" actually being sarcastic digs on /. that I just misread yours in the same vein. :-)

      Although, I think your somewhat excessive use of exclamation points, making the apology seem unnecessarily over-the-top for a "serious" comment, may have contributed a little to my misunderstanding.

      Anyway, apologies once again.

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    34. Re:Unexpected error? by Karellen · · Score: 1

      Just as a point of information, this information is available fairly clearly and obviously in the errno reference pages for various independent or widely diverged OSs/C libraries.

      GNU/Linux (GNU C library)
      FreeBSD (BSD libc)
      Solaris (SYSV-derived)

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  14. Totally off the mark. by IBitOBear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft gets people to update by giving their product to the CEOs and "bigwigs". When everybody _else_ in the organization cannot read or use the new format for the documents, they have to keep bouncing transfered documents back to the aforementioned bigwigs. Eventually the bigwigs get tired of the fact that they cannot understand how to use save-as-older-format, and they dislike having their underlings telling them to do things, and they cannot bear to find all the files they saved and re-save them before they downgrade back to the old version... So the entire company naturally has to pay to upgrade everyone.

    Repeat that at the border of the company. Every iteration of Little Company that works with and is dependent on Big Company, cannot allow themselves to be seen as unhelpful nor out of date, and they cannot bounce the documents they receive via email etc. without giving that exact impression...

    Letting certificates expire is _not_ a Microsoft "strategy", it's an artifact of their adoption of "We don't care. We don't have to. We're The Phone Company" where there is no longer just one phone company, but Microsoft wants to be "The Software Company".

    This _is_ egg on their face, but the only ones who will not yell "brilliant omelet" are the people who can connect the "Trusted Computing" dots. Letting the world _again_ see what it means to leave the keys to your property in the hands of any entity that doesn't _have_ to care is just another Microwhoops...

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    1. Re:Totally off the mark. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Eventually the bigwigs get tired of the fact that they cannot understand how to use save-as-older-format, and they dislike having their underlings telling them to do things, and they cannot bear to find all the files they saved and re-save them before they downgrade back to the old version... So the entire company naturally has to pay to upgrade everyone.

      Or, the admins download and roll out the Microsoft Office Compatibility Pack and leave the CEO with his new shiny-shiny.

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    2. Re:Totally off the mark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or the companies could hire tech people that know how to set the default "Save-as" to automatically save as the older format in the options..

    3. Re:Totally off the mark. by deniable · · Score: 5, Informative

      And then the admins get to deal with documents that can't be handled by the converter. I had one last month, had to install 2007 to open it. I forgot to check Open Office first though. 2007 isn't as bad as the problems '97 caused, but it still causes some.

    4. Re:Totally off the mark. by deniable · · Score: 1

      But it's never us causing trouble, it's always them, as in other companies.

    5. Re:Totally off the mark. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Troll

      My reaction to someone sending me a MS Office document:

      I’m sorry, but we do not accept files in proprietary formats. Additionally, we decided not to work with software from criminal companies.
      We accept files in all open standard formats, including, but not limited to: PDF, all Open Document formats, RTF, all XML formats, PS, TXT, PNG, JPEG, TIFF, WAV, OGG, FLAC, MKV, OGM, etc.

      I”m no needy loser, who caves to every shit. I have limits of the behavior that I will or will not accept. And because I’m clear about that, I don’t have to.

      Same thing with women. ^^

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    6. Re:Totally off the mark. by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Informative

      Uhhhh...I hate to ruin a perfectly good rant and all, but you DO know they could just choose to get the compatibility pack if they wanted to, right? It is absolutely free, and works on any version of MS Office from Office 2K-2K3. Now if they are still using Office 97 I think they got bigger things to worry about than getting a newer version.

      Now I can't tell you how well it does/doesn't work on Office XP or 2K3, since I don't have those, but so far I haven't had any problems with my Office 2K opening 2K7 files with the compatibility pack. Supposedly you can now save to the new format with the compatibility pack, but since I just save as the Office 2K .doc file, which I've found opens just fine in 2K3 and 2K7, I can't comment on that.

      So while you may hate Office 2K7 for the bloat or the ribbon (man I hate that thing!) it really isn't hard to open the new formats in the old Office with the compatibility tool, at least that has been my experience.

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    7. Re:Totally off the mark. by WegianWarrior · · Score: 3, Funny

      Same thing with women
      Ah, so you're still single then?

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    8. Re:Totally off the mark. by xouumalperxe · · Score: 3, Funny

      all XML formats

      Cool. I'll send it in OOXML then.

    9. Re:Totally off the mark. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Ah, so you're still single then?

      Maybe he's queer. Sometimes, you have to think outside the box.

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    10. Re:Totally off the mark. by iMac+Were · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe he's queer. Sometimes, you have to think outside the box.

      Or at least, think inside a different box.

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    11. Re:Totally off the mark. by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Now if they are still using Office 97 I think they got bigger things to worry about than getting a newer version.

      What things are those? Office 97 met my needs just fine, the only reason I stopped using it is that it didn't support multiple monitors correctly, you'd put the app on the second monitor and pop up a menu, and the menu would pop up on the primary display! Goooooo Microsoft, yeah! Now THAT is quality. Now I'm back to one monitor, but I'm also on Ubuntu so I'm using OO.o.

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    12. Re:Totally off the mark. by MadKeithV · · Score: 4, Informative

      My parents are on OO.o, my girlfriend is on OO.o, and my NetBook is on OO.o. The universal response in this admittedly small sample has been: "hey, that looks a lot more like the Office I'm used to!".
      That's a Windows PC, an iMac, and a Linux netbook by the way.

    13. Re:Totally off the mark. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You really think I have to defend myself against someone called “WegianWarrior” who by his statement blatantly shows no understanding of the subject? LOL

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    14. Re:Totally off the mark. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      If some XPath queries give me the data? Why not? I don’t care.
      I also take binary formats that I get the spec of and that are parseable just as easily... if there is a point to it. (E.g. 3d scanner data.)

      If it’s not possible to get the data out in a reasonable amount of time, then that’s another unrelated problem, of someone creating a mess. That’s just as bad when it’s a plain text file. :)

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    15. Re:Totally off the mark. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Wanna know the funniest thing about this?

      I knew that some people would recognize themselves in “needy loser, who caves to every shit” (Especially in relation to women.), and then try to repress it, because the resulting realizations of how bad their lives are, would crush them. ^^

      If I would have actually wanted to help those, I would have written it in a different (swallowable) way. But since I don’t care... ^^

      What’s also funny, is that some (especially those) people still think that you would get power and women, by caving and saying yes all the time (just to be finally loved). Which is of course absurd. Except perhaps on opposite day. ^^
      But I did not expect a geek site’s users to even remotely grasp this

      Your disagreement essentially just fortifies my position. ^^

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    16. Re:Totally off the mark. by mattr · · Score: 2, Informative

      And how do you upgrade the PAYING customer with the draconian security policy?

      A totally cynical decision by Microsoft to make color palettes INCOMPATIBLE in when Office was upgraded has caused major troubles in our project. The Excel files we made, which need to use color in order to communicate complex data sets, get shown in front of large meetings and emailed to participants. I had to hand-edit many times to avoid embarrassment, the guys who didn't got embarrassed of course.

    17. Re:Totally off the mark. by mattr · · Score: 1

      No they can't if they have a draconian security policy like our client did, as I posted above. Not even sure it would solve the problem we had with color palette incompatibility.

    18. Re:Totally off the mark. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I'll one up that. My wife got a PowerPoint 95 document last year, which nothing could open. Not even OpenOffice. And no, Microsoft does not provide a viewer for that format any longer. I had to do some Deep Googling to find someone hosting a copy of the PowerPoint viewer that was old enough to still support the '95 version.

      I'm so glad Microsoft is making a point of supporting their own legacy apps... NOT!

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    19. Re:Totally off the mark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Still using Office 97 with little or no problem. It was a bitch with late 1990's hardware that wasn't powerful enough, but with recent hardware it is very snappy. I don't do anything long with Word 97, probably nothing over 20 pages (there were serious stability problems when I did this--now use other software for long documents).

      I noticed the same multi-monitor problem with menus, but the easy workaround is to leave Word on the main monitor and put other windows on the side screen. The free Docx2Rtf.exe converter works fine if someone sends me a new Word docx.

      Vbacs macros work well, remap Word to many emacs keystroke commands http://rath.ca/Misc/VBacs/

      As far as I know, Office 97 doesn't do any kind of "call home to Microsoft" crap.

    20. Re:Totally off the mark. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Funny
      Emphasis mine:

      I had to do some Deep Googling to find someone hosting a copy of the PowerPoint viewer that was old enough to still support the '95 version.

      What kid of juju is that? Sounds dangerous, like you might awake some Guardian of the Deep, or even He Who Lies Dead But Dreaming.

      Sure hope your wife's employer has paid up their Catastrophic Accidental Awakening of Ancient Evil insurance policy.

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    21. Re:Totally off the mark. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      No, the funniest thing about this is that you're so proud of your stance, and insecure in its validity, that you need to bring it up and then defend it on slashdot.

      Especially since you include a backhanded insult to the set of users of slashdot, of which you yourself are a member.

      That's comedy gold.

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    22. Re:Totally off the mark. by klui · · Score: 2, Informative

      The compatibility pack does not work with SharePoint versioning. If you open up an Office x document, it will convert it but the system will not know you've checked it out and have it open for editing. I've had to ask coworkers to use non-x versions hosted on SharePoint servers.

    23. Re:Totally off the mark. by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's just another typical /.er complete with a blow-up doll in the corner of his basement bedroom

      Who need a woman when you have Rosie and her five sisters, and they are always willing to do anything you want .. how you want it .. when you want it

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    24. Re:Totally off the mark. by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      OOXML is MS Office 2007's format. Essentially XML+attachments within a ZIP container, similar to ODF. .docx can be read with unzip and an xml parser.

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    25. Re:Totally off the mark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this would be a case of star-bellied sneeches (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sneetches_and_Other_Stories)

    26. Re:Totally off the mark. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Uh, the first Microsoft OS that supported multiple monitors was Windows 98. I don't know why you'd expect Office 97 to support that in the first place.

    27. Re:Totally off the mark. by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2, Informative

      that's assuming MS actually lets you save documents in the older format. Back when 97 came out, initially (i.e. for months) there literally was no way to read a 97 format in 95 or earlier and no way to save in 95 format from 97. After a while they came out with the ability to save back into 95 format.

      But the message was clear, you shall upgrade whether you like it or not.

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    28. Re:Totally off the mark. by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      Way back when, I used '97
      Then when I bought w2k, got Office 2k. Liked both as I can still install them on any box I have without complaint. They don't phone home as far as I can tell. W2k does have difficulty with one of my USB printers though. Stone age technology ...

      Recently bought an new laptop, came with Vista. First thing I did was install/dual boot Kubuntu onto the thing. Occasionally I boot Vista just to see if a particular streaming video TV channel program will work. Last time I booted into Vista, it took forever to get to a desktop. Turns out the POS was in contact w/ uncle Balmer and busy installing some upgrade w/o my knowledge. Kind of pissed me off. I thought I told the POS to not perform any upgrades w/o my permission.

      Personally, I think Vista is the biggest pile of crap M$ has ever produced. I doubt W7 will be any better. But that is just me. Glad to have options, and loving Kubuntu 9.10

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    29. Re:Totally off the mark. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      This is an ironic point, and I'm Openoffice these days, and I know about the hundreds of special features that require code to preserve the document perfectly... but given OOXML, couldn't you still get the content out of most documents but just lose some of the more arcane formatting?

      When I take one of my old word documents to work, I usually strip out all sections (5 minutes) and put them back properly because Openoffice doesn't import complicated sections well (and to be fair, word 2007 can't even print these word 2003 documents any more-- I'm pretty sure due to overlapping elements).

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    30. Re:Totally off the mark. by isama · · Score: 1

      I'd like to think inside both boxes.

    31. Re:Totally off the mark. by CrossChris · · Score: 1

      Do you honestly believe that MS will give you a "Compatibility Pack" that will actually work? If so, I've got a bridge to sell you!

      It's not in MS' interest to allow compatibility - they can't sell you anything new if it "just works"!!

    32. Re:Totally off the mark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really think I have to defend myself against someone called "WegianWarrior" who by his statement blatantly shows no understanding of the subject? LOL

      I think you took it a bit too personally. It was just a joke. Anyway, from what I can tell he's married and his comments sounds like a married man to me, not a clueless one.

    33. Re:Totally off the mark. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bi-boxual, huh

    34. Re:Totally off the mark. by ElKry · · Score: 1

      I”m no needy loser, who caves to every shit.

      Like comma placement rules?

    35. Re:Totally off the mark. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Well, I can feel your pain with Vista, in fact the copy I got for reporting bugs last i heard is still being passed around like a bad fruitcake.

      But I have to say that windows 7 HP is actually really sweet. everything just works, it is fast, I'm sitting here watching CSI while typing this on a USB TV Tuner, and not only is it rock solid stable (which if you have ever dealt with TV Tuners them and stable rarely go together) but when I plugged in it asked for my zip code and downloaded all the TV guides and set everything up just as pretty as you please.

      So while I wouldn't wish Vista onto my worst enemy if you are gonna keep the dual boot I would get a copy of Windows 7. It is like night and day compared to Vista.

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    36. Re:Totally off the mark. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Well, I knew I was getting near trouble when the search came up with links to rlyeh.com.

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    37. Re:Totally off the mark. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "I had one last month, had to install 2007 to open it. "

      One partial solution is to make "portable" versions of each Office version using VMWare Thinapp so you can carry your "Offices" with you.

      This allows you to copy/paste instead of conventionally installing and have multiple versions on the same PC.

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    38. Re:Totally off the mark. by toddestan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why not? The next version of Office for the PC was Office 2000, and that came out around the same time as Windows ME - so if you were running Windows 98 you were probably running Office 97. At the least, I would expect MS to patch Office 97 if it had problems running in Windows 98.

    39. Re:Totally off the mark. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      By deep Deep Googling, I guess that meant skipping the first and second results and having to click on the third result?

      http://support.microsoft.com/kb/126492

    40. Re:Totally off the mark. by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      This is an ironic point, and I'm Openoffice these days, and I know about the hundreds of special features that require code to preserve the document perfectly... but given OOXML, couldn't you still get the content out of most documents but just lose some of the more arcane formatting?

      I picked OOXML only because it's an XML format known to not play nicely (and because a playful jab at MS never hurts ;). However, the deeper point is that XML isn't some magically interoperable format. Though it might be possible with OOXML, it's not necessarily true that you can recover all "data" minus formatting with any given XML format. Namely, SVG comes to mind. The truth of the matter is that the only innately easy thing about XML is turning it into a decorated tree data structure. Actually figuring out what each individual node and decorator means is something else entirely.

    41. Re:Totally off the mark. by anyGould · · Score: 1

      Or, the admins download and roll out the Microsoft Office Compatibility Pack and leave the CEO with his new shiny-shiny.

      Our office is doing the Compatibility Pack thing, and it... mostly... works... sorta. You still can't open 07 files from within Excel. You have to downgrade to save them after doing any edits. It's a constant reminder that it sucks.

  15. Important PSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in that case [omgubuntu.co.uk],

    WARNING!

    Ridiculous FUD site (OMGubuntu) in parent comment.

    Please put aside any credibility before reading or you may suffer significant loss..

  16. Me too... by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's been a boatload of warnings about depending on this kind of technology.

    The problem is, there's been plenty of opportunities for "I told you so", and people still buy software with time bombs built into it.

  17. Thats why I am NOT an early adopter by Provocateur · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now that I know that this won't affect the Isolated Basement Department, I can now safely install Office 2003...

    Receipt, check. Shrinkwrap off, check. Must keep original box...

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  18. A copy protection system called RMS? by mattcsn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously, someone at Microsoft has a sense of humour.

  19. it's a feature not a bug :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's a feature not a bug :)

  20. "...or what will happen when it does." by boneglorious · · Score: 1

    Explosions! MWA HA HA HA HA!

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  21. certificate expired throw error by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "I blame this kind of error messages on programmers .."

    I blame the people who designed a system where an expired certificate throws up such an error msg ...

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  22. Take off your tinfoil hat by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reality of the situation is much simpler.

    When you buy a new PC or laptop for your company - guess which version of office comes on it - the latest.

    Guess if it is cheaper or more expensive to purchase one with the old version - more expensive. And whi is going to approve to pay more for something older?

    So, as new machines come into *ANY* company, no matter *WHO gets them, they have the newest versions of Windows and Office, and this is what makes the problems. In many companies, I imagine it is the CEOs and marketing who get the newest machines first - which then leads to your flawed theory. (In the company I work for, engineering gets the newest machines first, as we actually need the horsepower).

    1. Re:Take off your tinfoil hat by jargon82 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Might be true in small companies. Big shops (even medium shops, that I've worked with) like to use a standard image. New machines are either wiped and rebuilt on arrival or come wiped in the first place.

    2. Re:Take off your tinfoil hat by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And who is going to approve to pay more for something older?

      Total Cost of Ownership
      Those who don't want to pay for:
      - Training for users to be able to use the new software interface
      - Training for technical staff to be able to quickly troubleshoot common issues
      - Cost in man-hours of re-writing that bodge macro which auto-fills / sorts details which is now broken in every document
      - Accompanying hardware upgrades for any computers which don't run fast enough for the new software

      IIRC, MS Office on new computers is a 60-Day trial, or you get MS Works instead. You'll be needing a different compatibility pack for Works documents.

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  23. Compatability pack worse than OO.o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Compatability pack worse than OO.o for compatibility.

    Save a wodge and get OO.o instead.

    1. Re:Compatability pack worse than OO.o by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, Mr. Anon, but I wouldn't wish OO.o on my worst enemy, certainly not upon myself. Why in the name of all that is good did Sun tie OO.o to that bloaty slow ass Java desktop crap I'll never know. I would love to get my hands on a Pre Sun Star office just to see if it was fast before the 500 pound anchor that is desktop Java was tied to it.

      So, does anybody know of an Office Suite besides MS Office that isn't dragged down with Java? Because so far all I've seen are just re-badges of OO.o, which means Java cruft. While Java on a server may be fine, desktop Java for Windows is....well eeeew! Plus you then have Java sticking the damned updater into your startup, no matter how many times you turn it off with every update it comes back, and if you aren't careful and uncheck the checkbox Java will toolbar you now.

      So I'm sorry that while everyone here just loves to gush about OO.o I just can't share in the excitement as long as it has the crapola that is Java weighing it down. So does anybody know of a preferably free Office Suite that doesn't got the dead weight of Java dragging it down? And folks here love to complain about MSFT trying to bundle, how is Sun trying to dump a VM onto your machine ANY different than MSFT trying to drop Silverlight on your machine at every opportunity?

      In both cases it is a big DO NOT WANT that the companies try to drop onto as many machines as possible to boost their installed base. But as long as OO.o is completely crippled unless you drag Java, which frankly has more than its fair share of exploits, I'll just have to pass. Thanks anyway.

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    2. Re:Compatability pack worse than OO.o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But as long as OO.o is completely crippled unless you drag Java,

      "Java is required for complete OpenOffice.org functionality. Java is mainly required to use the new embedded Java technology based HSQLDB database engine, or to make use of accessibility and assistive technologies. If you do not require database tables or accessibility integration or some wizards, then you do not need to download and install Java.".

      I.e. OO Writer, Spreadsheet and Presentation do not need Java.

      This is from the OpenOffice wiki at http://wiki.services.openoffice.org/wiki/Java_and_OpenOffice.org

      So (given that hardly anyone uses the OO database) 99% of OO users don't need Java and it will run just fine without it.

      "Completely crippled"? I don't think so.

    3. Re:Compatability pack worse than OO.o by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      that bloaty slow ass Java desktop crap

      You can easily disable JRE in OOo
      Although I find even with it enabled, it is still much faster on any system I have, than any version of MS Office running in windoz on the same box

      I just knew this thread would bring out at least one MS fanboi to instantly start bashing OOo even though the thread isn't about OOo
      Your post would be more constructive if you stay on topic instead of attempting to hijack the thread with mindless nonsense

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    4. Re:Compatability pack worse than OO.o by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      I have both MS Office and OpenOffice 3.1. I use Visio in the MS Office suite and very occasionally Excel (when I need to do more advanced trend lines in graphs). I use OpenOffice daily both for home and work. It's not slow for me. To each his/her own.

      Why both you ask? I was doing some relatively large file manipulation in Word (8000 page files) and it kept crashing. OpenOffice did not. I figured if it worked so well for a Word replacement it might work as an Excel replacement. It did. Now I have one version of an app I can use wherever I want and it's free.

      Of course it's funny when someone has an old Word file they can't open in Word anymore. I load it in OpenOffice and save-as -- while the results aren't always perfect at least it's usable.

      And no more Clippy! Need I say more?

    5. Re:Compatability pack worse than OO.o by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dunno, I use MS Office at work and Open Office at home. They both work. I'm not a great fan of Java as a development language (I prefer old classics like C and (gasp) VBA for quick jobs, PHP or Python for anything significant) but I've not found any difficulty running Open Office on my home laptop (Ubuntu Karmic for those interested). In fact, I don't think about it at all -- I just run the application I want and dive into that (writing a book). In fact I'm probably not even qualified to rate OO at all, in one sense -- I just use it, and it doesn't intrude enough to even notice it. Although that's probably why I like it - the mechanics of the tool are lost completely into the background while I manage the tricky imagination-to-words interface.

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    6. Re:Compatability pack worse than OO.o by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Well to be fair you are on Linux, and I heard OO does work better there than on Windows. I have found in the past when a program was supposed to be multi-OS there tends to be a "sweet" OS, and then the others where it kinda works okay I guess, so I'm guessing Linux is the "sweet" OS for OO.

      That said I ran MS Office 2K via Crossover Office in Xandros Business 4 and it seemed to run rings around OO, even though it was dealing with the overhead of Corssover, so take that for what you will. But if you get a chance sometime just for everyone's curiosity you might want to try MS Office 2K-2K3 in Wine and compare times with OO. I personally would love to know how OO stacks up against MS Office in Ubuntu.

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  24. Solution by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1, Funny

    1)Remove MS Office
    2)Download OO Office
    3)Install OO Office
    4)Enjoy an excellent free office suite that's just as powerful and if say so on my own opinion more user friendly!

    1. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1)Remove MS Office
      2)Download OO Office
      3)Install OO Office
      4)Enjoy an excellent free office suite that's just as powerful and if say so on my own opinion more user friendly!

      You've got a bunch of steps missing after #3:

      4) Double-click its icon to start it.
      5) Wait.
      6) ... wait ...
      7) ... wait??? ...
      8) ... oh, it finally started! Try to open an existing Word document you have.
      9) Watch the screwed-up formatting.
      10) Cry.
      11) Remove OO Office
      12) Reinstall MS Office
      13) Enjoy an excellent office suite that actually works.

  25. Disillusioned by suso · · Score: 1

    People who call themselves "I don't believe in intellectual property" and make that text link to the EFF obviously misunderstand the purpose of the EFF.

  26. Blasphemer! by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    My lord, take one of thy mighty infinite mod points and mod parent -1 smote! Amen!

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  27. Expected unexpecteds by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    There's still a problem of terminology. The programmer knew that there could be errors that his code wouldn't explain to the user. He even put a default message box in there to notify the user.

    So it becomes a philosophical question: If you know that something can happen that you didn't plan for, is it really unexpected?

    Maybe the programmer should have given unhandled errors a fancy name. Then users would see the error and contact a system administrator or just chalk it up to their own ignorance and try something else. Maybe a name like: GURU MEDITATION ERROR.

  28. There's the problem... by argent · · Score: 1

    catch(...) {
    messagebox("an unexpected error occurred"); // this is where the unexpected errors are handled
    }

    And:

    default: messagebox("unexpected error");

    That's the problem. The correct code should be:

    default: messagebox("unexpected error: %s", strerror(ERRNO));

    Or better:

    default: messagebox("unexpected error: %s: %s", relevantFileName, strerror(ERRNO));

    But even just:

    default: messagebox("unexpected error (%d)", ERRNO);

    is better then nothing.

    (or the equivalent code using something like E.ErrorDescription(), etcetera)

    I ranted on this way back in the '90s when Windows dial-up networking was still relevant in "The Case for Stupid Software"...

  29. Our solution to this problem by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    We're using C++. We wanted to use the fopen-related set of functions, because they provide better error information than the C++ iostreams library does.

    But as you mentioned, it can drive you nuts writing all kinds of error handling code for each call to fopen, fwrite, etc.

    So for each of those functions, we wrapped them with a function that tests the error codes, and throws a very descriptive exception if/when a problem occurs.

    This seems to be working well for us.

  30. Expected error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    div by zero is an error that could be expected any time you are doing division with external inputs.

  31. You aren't the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You aren't the world. You aren't the people. you aren't the one to make a brighter world, so please stop living.

    Look, just because YOU have a boner for hating Open Office doesn't make Open Office more compatible with Office97 files than Office2007 with the compatability pack.

  32. Who needs java? by IBitOBear · · Score: 2, Informative

    Er... Java is optional, and only required if you use the database engine (nobody does, because almost nobody knows when _not_ to use a spreadsheet, IMHO of course 8-) or some of accessibility and wizard thingies.

    One of the ACs gives the actual quote and reference.

    Plus OpenOffice.org (and I think core open office as well) dumped the larger desktop interface a long, long time ago.

    Try something recent, and try reading the documentation, before you rail against any product.

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    1. Re:Who needs java? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Well I apologize. I thought for sure it was the Java slowing it down, but if what you and the others are saying it is just OO.o is slow as dirt, although I don't know if you would consider that information better or worse.

      But hey, don't take my word for it, here is a little test you can do right in your own home. I'm sure you have "access" to both MS Office, either 2K or 2K3, and of course anyone with broadband has access to OO.o. Install both, default settings, you can even leave on the quickstarter, but I prefer to turn off both the MS Office quickstarter (OSAx.exe I believe it is called) and the OO.o one. Now take some very large Office files, for my test I used an extremely large word doc with headers, footers, graphs, revision highlighting, etc which ended up nearly 10Mb I believe, which is pretty big for a word doc and really gives both a workout. I also used a very large .ppt to test Powerpoint and Impress. Now try manipulating copies in both OO.o writer and MS Office Word along with Powerpoint and Impress and see for yourself.

      In my own informal tests Writer was slooooow. Slow to open, slow to scroll, slow to manipulate, slow to edit, slow to save. With really large docs it felt like the bad old days when you would come across an old 486DX with 16Mb of RAM that had been "upgraded" to Win98. Everything is jerky, it just doesn't "feel" responsive at all. Impress wasn't nearly as bad, although it too felt sluggish compared to the MS Counterpart.

      Now don't get me wrong, since I don't use Linux as far as I know OO.o might be the fastest thing alive on that OS, so for all I know it may strictly be a Windows thing. And if all you are doing is messing with docs and ppts no bigger than a couple of dozen pages? I'm sure OO.o works just fine for that. But in my own little informal tests OO.o is jut too sluggish when compared to Office 2K3 and especially Office 2K. And since Office 2K even works perfectly on Windows 7 HP x64 I simply see no reason to switch. But for those PCs I have going out the door I prefer to give them Abiword set to save as .doc, as the speed and handling on Abiword gives MS Office a serious run for its money. And if OO.o does it for you, fine, I'm quite happy for you, it just doesn't cut it for me.

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  33. Who cares what a NOBODY believes... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SymbolNOBODY:

    You said what's quoted below from you, here -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1476008&cid=30428430

    "It's tolerated (perhaps encouraged) in part because these annoying actors are otherwised engaged in improving Linux. Major Debian and BSD contributors, for example, use slashdot as a workspace for their human-machine interaction side experiments, of which APK is probably one. In addition many of these trolls post links which, if you follow them, will completely hose a Windows machine. This is part of the game. - by symbolset (646467) on Monday December 14, @01:15AM (#30428430) Journal

    I took offense to the BOLDED part... so, my reply in the URL below was simple (and logical):

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1476008&threshold=-1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=30428430#30430244

    Additionally, "symbolNOBODY"? Well - the day you can make something like this (& that got you PAID for it, & that has done as well for others online):

    http://www.tcmagazine.com/forums/index.php?s=b861a743aa23c4568b7d73e07ef7ecec&showtopic=2662

    That's also gone over 250.000 views worldwide in 1++ yrs.' time online, & across 15 forums where that guide for Windows Security has been made either an:

    1.) "Sticky/Pinned" thread
    2.) An "Essential Guide"
    3.) Rates 5/5 stars (etc.)

    AND, gets "feedback" like this from users that have applied it:

    ----

    http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28430

    PERTINENT QUOTE/EXCERPT:

    "...recently, months ago when you finally got this guide done, had authorization to try this on simple work station for kids. My client, who paid me an ungodly amount of money to do this, has been PROBLEM FREE FOR MONTHS! I haven't even had a follow up call which is unusual. Now I don't recommend this for the average joe, but it if can work for a kids PC it can work for anything! Now, i substituted OpenDNS and activated the Adult Content filter with them for this kids computer. I know its not perfect, but will catch over 99.5% of said sites."

    and

    http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?s=10f9ba9ad5ff990aaae1e7ec91f593a2&t=28430&page=3

    "Its 2009 - still trouble free! I was told last week by a co worker who does active directory administration, and he said I was doing overkill. I told him yes, but I just eliminated the half life in windows that you usually get. He said good point. So from 2008 till 2009. No speed decreases, its been to a lan party, moved around in a move, and it still NEVER has had the OS reinstalled besides the fact I imaged the drive over in 2008. Great stuff! My client STILL Hasn't called me back in regards to that one machine to get it locked down for the kid. I am glad it worked and I am sure her wallet is appreciated too now that it works. Speaking of which, I need to call her to see if I can get some leads. APK - I will say it again, the guide is FANTASTIC! Its made my PC experience much easier. Sandboxing was great. Getting my host file updated, setting services to system service, rather than system local. (except AVG updater, needed system local)"

    Thronka - forums member @ xtremepccentral.com

    ----

    THEN, when you have done so, on THAT account? THEN, you can talk!

    Also?

    When you have done all of this as I have over time in this Art & Science of computing:

    "My Name is Ozymandias: King of Kings - Look upon my works, ye mighty

  34. Not to disagree by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    This is the kind of error messages you see from programmers who use exceptions _poorly_. I use exceptions well, and in doing so I don't just use the pointlessly empty exception classes. I have a tidy little toolbox with a slelect few exception classes that are normally instanced in a way that includes file and line numbers (for me) and useful text (for the user) at a minimum. Heck, when I compile with a debug macro defined (q.v. -DDEBUG) on a GCC/GlibC based system, my exception constructor saves a whole stack trace created at construction using backtrace().

    Oddly enough, such exceptions are typically thrown in response to "doing error checking within the routine".

    They are also damn handy inside of libraries where, for instance, you want to have a function that returns int and there is no "invalid" value to return (such as -1) because the whole domain of int is a valid value. (as in doing checksums or hash tables and so on).

    The fact of the matter is, many people should not be trusted with power tools, and many people should not be trusted with manual tools, but nobody who thinks either kind of tool should not exist for whatever reason should be trusted with any tools at all.

    You hate exceptions because either (a) you don't know how to use them properly or (b) you have been forced to use the code of someone who doesn't know how to use them properly, and perhaps (c) both of the above.

    The real predicate is whether the condition can be properly handled locally or not. Passing an error return code (q.v. minus-one etc) back through ten layers of function calls is just as information poor a thing to do as throw an empty class as an exception. In fact its _worse_ in most cases as you need to make a tangle of logic to turn a callee's -1+errno for out-of-bounds into your local -1+errno for could-not-allocate, into the callers -1 pool-is-full-use-a-malloc-instead. This just multiplies for the full Cartesian Product of all possible error paths including those paths that also then fail.

    Tell me true (presuming you use C/C++ on a posix-like os)...

    Do you always check the return value from snprintf() to make sure that you didn't run out of buffer during conversion? Let me guess, you just choose to use really big buffers...

    Do you wrap every write() in a pointer-increment loop to naturally catch when a write of ten bytes actually only writes 5. Let me guess, you only check for -1, and only on file descriptors that you think are "likely" to error out...

    IMHO people who discard features whole-scale, and cite "hate" as a reason are generally guilty of practicing outside their ability.

    There are plenty of things I "don't do", like I never use pure virtual functions in C++. I feel they serve no useful purpose except to annoy the programmer that comes along after me. (Having had a thread safety problem in a code block where one thread called a virtual function on a object that was being destroyed by another thread, and having the resultant call become a call to that NULL kinda irked me. But I learned my lesson. I put asserts or exceptions in the functions and document them, and document the class as having no useful default implementation. Also I've seen fat interfaces where the first thing a user has to do is stub-out the interface in order to make a single test call; where that lead to an important function ending up containing just "return 0;" all the way to production; which cost us time and money. But I don't "hate" pure virtual functions for finding them pointless and unhelpful.)

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