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  1. Re:"Peak Sperm" shortage of the future averted! on Scientists Get Closer To Replicating Human Sperm (engadget.com) · · Score: -1

    It's scientific-y speculation

    It certainly rhymes with that.

  2. It should be scrotums getting tightened.

  3. Energy too cheap to meter on UCLA Researchers Use Solar To Create and Store Hydrogen (phys.org) · · Score: -1

    All we have to do now is ship the hydrogen to the sun, then it'll burn forever and we'll have a perpetual motion machine!

  4. Re:What is the appeal of these things? on Smartwatch Shipments Fall For the First Time; Apple Only Company In Top 5 To Decline (venturebeat.com) · · Score: -1

    To stimulate hi bum-chum's chutney-channel. That's what I heard.

  5. So does that mean on US Military To Recruit Civilian Cybersecurity Experts · · Score: -1

    So are gays allowed? Am I even allowed to ask that?

  6. Did you say "Love Cox", sweetie?

  7. Re:Peak "platform" on The JavaScript Juggernaut Rolls On · · Score: -1

    Mine is a cock-browning platform.

  8. It's just too much on Ask Slashdot: Why Won't Companies Upgrade Old Software? · · Score: -1

    You upgrade the software, and it doesn't match the carpets. So you get new carpets. And then they don't match the drapes... It's madness without end.

  9. Re:The betting pool is now open... on Microsoft Prepares Rethink On Windows 8 · · Score: -1

    Who cares how many? We know we're the best. Quality, not quantity, sweetie.

  10. I see what you did there on Why Self-Driving Cars Are Still a Long Way Down the Road · · Score: -1

    Long way down the road

    I see what you did there, sweetie.

  11. Re:"no longer be offered in a pencil & paper f on Some States Dropping GED Tests Due To Price Spikes · · Score: -1

    I dropped out of high school in 1983. I was being heavily harassed for being openly gay. I could take it no longer.

    Ooooh. Couldn't take it, madam, I mean sir? Ooooh. Was it longer, sir? How about the width? Once you've had black there's no going back. So they say, sir. Ooooh!

    Then I worked my ass off

    Did you, sir? Ooh. Literally, sir? Was it sore, sir? Oooh. Suits you!

  12. Re:Don't think so on Honoring Alan Turing, "Father of Computer Science" · · Score: -1

    ITYM ad homonem.

  13. Re:Shut it all off! on BART Keeps Cell Service Despite Protests · · Score: -1

    What's wrong with using the for free 911 service on any of the pay phones on every BART platform?

    Have you seen them, sweetie? I mean, if the design was a little more clumbsy, they might have a certain, you know, ironic retro chic. But if someone saw me using on of those I'd literally die of embarrassment. Like wearing brown shoes with a black belt.

    Plus, you simply don't know who might have touched them. Homeless people, linux users. Euwww, yucky yucky!

  14. Re:Advertising on University Offers Class In Zombie Studies · · Score: -1

    It'd be my pleasure.

    Now bend down and open wide!

  15. Re:Not a barrier on Sorting Algorithm Breaks Giga-Sort Barrier, With GPUs · · Score: -1

    Is that base 10 giga or base 2?

  16. Re:How long since you were in school? on TI vs. Calculator Hobbyists, Again · · Score: -1

    Since when do standardized tests test anything besides test taking ability?

    Since you scored shit on one, probably.

  17. Re:Apple on Consumer Reports Can't Recommend iPhone 4 · · Score: -1

    Even on Slashdot, the fanboys seem to have some back-channel

    Don't use phrases like that, you'll get me all excited!

  18. Re:Balloon? on Airship Inflated To Create Monster "Stratellite" · · Score: -1

    "rent" and "condom" should never be used in the same sentence

    Sure they should.

    "If you're going with rent boys, it's best to use a condom."

  19. Re:Apple Plan on A Peace Plan To End the Flash-On-iPhone Fight · · Score: -1

    Read carefully: the iPad/iPhone is NOT A GENERAL PURPOSE COMPUTER.

    OK Mr clever panty-wanties, what is it then? A fashion accessory? A subcultural identity icon?

    Ooooh, wait...

  20. Re:Apple Plan on A Peace Plan To End the Flash-On-iPhone Fight · · Score: -1

    The iPad is a multipurpose device, not designed for anything apart from looking utterly scruptious

    Talking of things that look good, can I fix anything else for you, big boy? Hmmmmmm?

  21. Re:Heard of it? on Punishing Security Breaches · · Score: 1, Funny

    No I have not! What is this "Apple" you speak of?

    It's a fruit.

    Close - it's used by fruits

  22. Analux on Google Acquires Chip Maker Startup Agnilux · · Score: -1

    Anyone else read that as analux?

  23. Mixed Mac/Windows Team? on Simple CMS For Mixed Mac/Windows Team? · · Score: -1

    Mixed? Some are gay and some are straight? Where do I sign up, I love a challenge!

  24. Ho, cuties! on iPad Launches, FCC Teardown Leaked · · Score: -1

    So, those of you who have picked up or received an iPad already: how do you like it?

    Up the ass.

  25. Hmmmm on Doctors Skirt FDA To Heal Patients With Stem Cells · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I like a nice stem...